Stella (2012) s01e10 Episode Script

I thought you'd be off in some corner crying your eyes out because your beloved Luke is going to Canada to be a Mountie.
My dear Alan.
Will you marry me? Mam! Oh, my God.
Say hello to your little boy.
Easy life being a baby, mind.
Just sleeping and eating, at the end of the day, isn't it? Very much like a teenager.
Oh.
He proper loves it being a dad, Mam.
I know.
I do think he ought to go home now, mind.
He's been living here three days.
Yeah, he is starting to smell a bit.
I've been getting the house all nice for you.
Chucking out loads of stuff.
Your old room was a pit, my girl Don't look in the shoebox under the bed.
And I haven't looked in the shoebox under the bed, don't worry.
We all got secrets, haven't we? Yeah.
Will you take him a minute? I'm dropping off.
Come on, my darling.
Come to your Nana, is it? How come Sean hasn't been in? He's not still at work in Swansea, is he? No.
He, um He sends his love.
Going to come see you at the house, I think.
Nicer that way, isn't it? Yeah.
Sean, it's me again.
Look, I know you hate me now, but at least hate me face to face.
And I've invited everyone over to meet the baby tomorrow so come round about 2:00, is it? See you, babes.
- That Sean? - Yeah.
I haven't seen him for a couple of days.
He coming over? Yeah.
- Mam! - Oh, what now? Glen just called me Uncle Ben! - So? - Brilliant! Like the rice.
They're going to call me Riceface now, aren't they? Better than arsehead.
Mam, do you think I'm going to need more socks? - I've got four pairs.
- Well, I don't know, do I? Do they even wear socks in Canada? You'll have to ask your father.
You haven't got my prize-giving on here.
All you've got is Emma's stuff, Emma's exams, - Emma's wedding, Emma's having a baby.
- That's a joke.
There's nothing for me.
All you care about is Emma and that stupid baby.
I haven't got time for your antics, now, good boy.
I'm up to my eyes.
- So, the wedding's definitely off, then? - Of course it's off.
She's hardly going to walk up the aisle five days after giving birth, is she? Oh, come on, you bastard! Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey.
Sit down a minute.
Is it because I'm leaving? - You can say.
- What? You.
- Off on one, all the time.
- Sorry.
- It's Emma.
- She needs more knickers.
He's all right, you know, Rob is.
He'll look out for me and that.
I know he will.
Didn't say he wouldn't.
Oh, I'm fine, presh.
I'm just so behind with my ironing and this house is a state and I want it to be nice for Emma.
Oh! All you care about is Emma and that stupid baby! That'll be Dad.
- Why? - He's got my passport and stuff.
Hey.
Coffee? Aye, go on, then.
Hiya.
- All right? - Ask him what happened to his eye.
Uh, trouser press in the hotel attacked me.
- Sorry, got to do the ironing.
- See ya.
I thought you was hoovering.
Ben! I'll be back in an hour.
Do your homework.
- I haven't got any.
- Do it anyway.
Milk and sugar? Uh, yeah.
Hang on a minute.
Look at me and tell me you didn't enjoy kissing me.
- I didn't enjoy kissing you.
- I don't believe you.
What is it, Rob? Not happy with ruining my life once, you want to do it all over again? Well, you're doing a really good job so far.
I think you did enjoy it and I think you'd like to do it again and I think what happened in the hospital made us both realise that we still have feelings for each other.
Oh, the only feelings I got for you, good boy, are the feelings of relief that in three days' time you'll be out of my life again, hopefully for good.
Here you are.
Mam, we got any of 'em orange Kit Kats? Second drawer down, under the tea towels.
It's quite strong, this tape.
Oh, will you give it a rest? - What is the matter? - Nothing.
- Is it Daddy? Has he said something? - No.
I give up.
He's doing my head in! Come on, I'll drop this off now.
Dai, can we do dirty phone calls later? I need to feel a bit dangerous.
Cockney or Geordie? Cockney.
I never really understand your Geordie, you go a bit Swedish.
Oh! Mmm-hmm.
All right, sweet cheeks? Are you all alone at the end of that phone, treacle? So what if I am, you big All right, grandma? Just seen Bobby out the back, on his mobile, weeping.
Don't ask me.
I have no idea.
He's been like that for two days now.
Dai, couldn't give us five minutes, could you? Women's troubles.
Oh, all right, then.
Give us that.
Call me later, yeah? Definitely.
On Thursday, I kissed Rob Morgan outside the maternity ward.
Right, do we want to play hide-and-cocking-seek now at Nana's? That will be cocking fun, won't it? - Hi.
- Hey.
Congratulations, Stel.
Eight-pounder one, eh? Seven-pounds-six.
Not bad, seeing as she dropped so cocking early.
Have she got him on the tit? 'Cause that'll build him up nice.
She's breastfeeding him, yeah.
Ah.
Well, send her my love, kid.
This is where it all starts for her now, isn't it? A lifetime of shit and depression.
I'd offer you some old rompers but I found out Tuesday Michelle have caught again, so we'll be hanging onto 'em for now.
- Never cocking ends, do it? So long! - So long.
Hide-and-cocking seek round at Gran's, it'll be good.
Stella, love.
Come in, come in.
Alan, Stella's here.
Oh, let me take those upstairs, love.
Just trying to sort out Alan's wardrobes.
Oh, he's got a ton of stuff in there for Save the Dogs.
Won't be long.
You haven't told her, have you? - I can't bring myself to.
- She's so - Determined? - Aye.
- She's not bad, you know.
- She's not you.
Oh, come on.
I'm a bit of a dick, really.
Nancy's much nicer than me and she cooks better.
- I don't want to marry her, Stel.
- So, tell her.
You can do it, presh.
Just think of that nun.
- Not Maria, the other one.
- Not Maria, the other one.
Oh! Am I interrupting something? No.
I was just going.
This will be the last time that Alan will be requiring your services, Stella.
Now that he's got me, he won't be paying you to press any more.
Okay.
I'll see myself out.
Getting ready for round two, is it? I've been ringing, but then you know that.
And texting.
And I did actually call round.
Oh! What do you want, Stella? - God! Don't make me look an idiot.
- Oh, like you did to me? All right, Stel? Congratulations on the baby.
- Thanks.
- Can you spend 10 minutes with this one? - He needs working on his jab.
- Yeah, sure.
Let's see the jab.
I'll wait, then, shall I? That's it.
Come on.
I've got three kids, I'm used to sulking.
And believe me, I always win.
- You think I'm sulking? - At least I got an answer.
This is not some fucking playground argument.
What is it you want me to say, Stella? "Oh, don't worry, you couldn't help yourself.
"Anybody'd do the same.
" No, of course not.
I just want you to believe me when I tell you it didn't mean nothing.
- Well, I don't believe you.
Okay? He's Luke's dad.
You were in love with him, he's not some one-night stand - That was 25 years ago! - That you picked up at a hen party in Merthyr! I think that would have been easier to forgive, to be honest.
Look, what I did was completely stupid.
I think I must be off my tree to have risked losing you like that.
Oh, you're not risking anything, love.
You've already lost me.
Have you calmed down yet? Paula, Daddy I need to talk to you.
Come on.
This is Steven.
Hiya.
Just call me Steve, if you like.
Hello.
Steven and I are in love.
There, I've said it.
Now shoot me.
- Congratulations.
- Thanks.
Well, aren't you going to say nothing? - Has he got all his own teeth? - Very funny.
Look, we've been seeing each other six weeks.
Oh! Kept that quiet.
I know.
That's 'cause I wanted to be sure.
And now I am.
And Steven wants me to move in with him.
Into his flat.
Well, that's good, isn't it? I live in Bristol.
So I'm handing in my notice.
Take it.
I want you to know this has been a very difficult decision for him.
Sorry? Robert? Robert? Robert? Hiya.
Oh, wow! All right, Em? All right, lovely boy? Aww! Honest to God, Mam, people are mental on the roads.
I never noticed before.
- Someone's just had a baby.
- New parents, eh? Twenty mile an hour, she had me going.
Good job and all.
You're a maniac behind that wheel, Ken.
Don't crowd around them.
All of you breathing breath on him like this.
Shall I get the pram? Do we need the pram? Don't be daft, man, Karl.
It's only two yards.
Oh, there is my little grandson.
And mine.
You'll traumatise him for life.
- Oh! Can I have an hold? - No! - Oh, let's have a little look.
- Oh, he needs changing, he does.
- Oh! - Yeah, we'd better get him in.
- We'll bring him over later if you like.
- I'd like that, you will.
We got the baby this for good luck.
It belonged to Horse, but he wanted them to have it.
It's off his first hoof from when he was a puppy.
So long as it don't have no germs on it now.
Babies these days are not built like they used to be.
No, it's bleach this, boil that, disinfect the whole caboodle.
It's lovely.
We'll hang it somewhere.
But keep it turned up, mind.
You don't want all the luck to drop out.
Thanks.
- Batteries.
- You can never get enough.
I'll see you at the house, will I? Emma's back, like.
No, I can't, mate.
Got this job on.
You all right, butt? - I haven't seen you round much, like.
- No.
You know I'm off Saturday, don't you, to Canada? - Come round quick.
- Tell me about it.
I can't wait.
Rob's laying on drinks tomorrow night at the Belmont.
You coming? Uh I don't know.
A bit posh, I know, but uh It'd be good to see you there, like.
Listen, I, uh I'm not good at, you know, saying things, like.
But I'm proper happy you and my mam are together.
I wasn't sure at first, like, but you're all right.
I know you'll look after her and that.
- I'll see you.
- Yeah.
See, look there, the jaw.
See? No, I can't quite see it, my friend.
- He's definitely got his mother's eyes.
- Don't talk nonsense, Sunny.
Those are Chowdary eyes if ever I saw them.
He's hardly opened them yet, Tan.
There's no way of telling whose eyes they are.
He've got a fabulous colouring, mind, haven't he? He won't be needing no spray tan, I tell you.
Some people do spray tan their babies, but I think that's disgusting.
Yoo-hoo! It's Great-auntie Paula.
- Right, who wants another drink? - Yes, please.
He's got the name Kosh written all over him.
- Oh! He's a biwt, isn't he? - Oh, please, be careful.
Oh, he's a gonna be a little bruiser! You've started already, by the looks.
Wetting the baby's head? Drenching him, more like.
Bobby's resigned.
He's in love with a fellow called Steve and he's moving to Bristol.
It's like Piccadilly jungle in here.
- Why Bristol? - He's an air steward, Steve is.
Ben, turn that off, please.
We've got guests.
I forgot my key.
Rob's come to see the baby again.
- I were invited so I couldn't say - You could have said no.
Hey, do you want a beer, Dad? - Better come in, then.
- Don't worry.
I'll be gone in two days.
- Hey, Rob.
All right? - Nice to see you, Rob.
Right.
I'm going to put him down now.
No, no, it's far too early.
You'll get him into bad habits like that.
- You got him? - You must be strict with him from the start.
I'm going to put him down.
I heard about your little, uh, liaison the other day with Stella.
- Did you? - Your tête-à-tête.
- Yep.
- Your, uh, voulez-vous coucher avec moi dans le hospital corridor, - s'il vous plaît? - Right.
- Are you pissed? - Yeah.
Mam reckons when I was a baby I used to sleep like the dead.
- Well, I haven't changed, have I? It's never too late to put things right, you know, Rob.
No, you bloody haven't.
And sometimes in the morning, I think he actually is dead.
That's nice, isn't it? Have you thought about a name yet, kid? - No.
- No, not really.
We haven't had the chance.
First things first, Ken, we have to fix a date for the wedding.
Oh, we can't be thinking about that now, Tan.
Oh, let's not all get worked up, shall we? This is supposed to be a party! You got the magic touch.
I'm sorry about you and Sean.
- No you're not.
- No I'm not.
Right.
I'm not going to mess around.
There's two things I really want.
One is that I want you to come to Canada with me.
- Oh, God, you're hilarious! - You can bring Ben, you can bring Emma, the whole family.
Bring the bloody horse if you want to, just come.
And the other thing I want if for you to spend the night with me at the hotel tomorrow.
- Is it? - I want both things to happen - And when Rob asks Rob gets, does he? But if its only one of 'em, then I'll still be an incredibly happy man.
Neither of them is going to happen.
Mam, Tanisha and Emma are having an actual fight.
It's awesome! It's not my fault the baby came two weeks early, is it? Will you all just pipe the hell down a minute? This is getting us nowhere.
Exactly.
It's like Pontypridd Market in here.
I'm off.
I'll see you tomorrow night.
- Cheers.
I'm sorry, Stella, but I won't be spoken to like this.
They were supposed to be getting married tomorrow.
We've lost a lot of money cancelling this reception.
It's not my fault I had a baby.
- All your mother was trying to say - Oh, really? Is it would be nice if you could reschedule the wedding as soon as possible and then get married like we agreed and then you can move into the flat, like we agreed.
- Well, that seems fair enough.
- Aye.
It is what you agreed, butt.
Hey, hang on a minute.
You're not taking the flat off them.
Where are they going to live? There's no room in this house.
Tell 'em, Karl.
The girl can hardly walk up the stairs, let alone the bloody aisles.
Mum, you're not serious.
You're still giving us the flat? Not until you're married, no.
No wedding, no deal, no flat.
Oh, come off it! They've painted it now and everything.
Why do you care? You're moving to Canada.
Oh, shut up a minute, Ben.
Look, the thing is Come on, now.
Let's just calm it down! I'm not waiting! Great! Well done, everyone.
Brilliant! - All right, Alan.
- All right? Oh, thank God! I thought you might have done a runner.
No, I was, uh, you know, just Oh, let's not put that there, bub.
It might scratch.
I always put it there.
That's where I put it.
I put it there.
Don't want to hear that, bub.
I'm going to sort you out.
I'm going to look after you.
Oh, don't get me going, you dirty dog.
- Oh! - I wasn't.
There'll be plenty of time for that after we're married.
But for now, I want you up those stairs, washed and changed.
We've got our appointment at 12:00.
- What appointment? - For the registry office, silly.
We're going to register the marriage.
I mean, you can't just turn up on the 24th for the ceremony and expect everything to be done, you know.
Got to do the paperwork upfront.
Right.
Yeah.
Go on, then.
You can wear your blazer.
I did write your prize-giving on here.
I just didn't put the time in.
- 6:00.
- What? You only wrote it in little letters.
Ben, I'm coming.
I wouldn't miss it for the world.
Bet you would if Emma needed owt.
Or the baby did.
I hate the baby.
Don't even do anything.
Oh, sweetheart, I know you're feeling a bit left out at the moment but everything will calm down.
We've just been taken a bit by surprise, that's all.
I'm not the youngest any more, though, am I? - Hey? - I'm not a baby any more.
Oh, now, listen here, you, you are my baby and that's never going to change.
No matter how many kids your sister has or your brother or you, for that matter.
Where are the two of you going all dressed up? Just going for a walk, that's all.
You never go for a walk.
Thought we'd take him out, get some fresh air.
Right.
See you later.
You want to watch you don't go over in them heels.
Okay.
Thank you for doing this.
I think you're being ever so good about the whole thing.
Bobby's like one of the family.
No.
- We just want you to be happy, mate.
- Okay.
Shush now.
Though you have dropped us in the shit a bit.
- Paula.
- He has.
But it's fine, we'll find somebody else.
Yes, we will.
And they won't be as good as you.
- Sorry, what? - Oh, he said I'm one in a million.
Right.
So, let's drink a toast now.
To Bobby and Steve and your new life in Bristol.
Pardon? He said, "Long may you sail in her.
" What is wrong with you? Sorry, it's just I can't actually understand a word Daddy says.
Cheers.
So, Mam says you've been a bit of a girl, like, moping around and shit.
Why can't we come to Canada? I hate living here.
I want to see the bears, mooses, mountains Pontyberry's got a mountain.
And a few wild dogs.
It's not a mountain, it's a slag heap.
And the dogs ain't wild, they're stray.
Look, Benny boy, when everything's settled, you can come for a holiday, all right? - Serious? - Yeah, serious.
But in the meantime, you got to look after Mam.
- Okay? - Okay.
- Give me the rest of these chips.
- Oh, no way! Oi, they're mine.
Come on, Luke! You are sure about this, aren't you? Proper sure.
I take it you've come to register the birth? Uh, no, we've got an appointment to get married, actually.
We cancelled our reception, the Hindu bit, but we never cancelled the legal bit, so are we still allowed, like? Uh, yes.
Miss Morris and Mr Chowdary? - Yeah.
- Any guests? No.
Okay, but you will still need two witnesses, I'm afraid.
Oh.
Hello, what are you doing here? Actually, could we borrow you for a minute? Hiya.
Hiya.
He wants me to go to Canada with him.
Doesn't hang around, does he? I'll take it you're not going or you wouldn't be sitting here chatting with me Of course I'm not going.
I've messed everything up, haven't I? Yeah, you have.
Great.
Stella, every time I'm with you now, I'll be wondering if you want to be with him.
Of course I don't.
You were just there, kissing him.
- The big love of your life.
- I never called him that.
Your first boyfriend.
I mean, how would you feel seeing me kissing Annie Longworth? Who's Annie Longworth when she's at home? My first girlfriend.
- I'd probably want to lump her.
- Exactly.
I hate that you've got this history with him.
It's like he owns a bit of you or something.
Yeah, well, he used to.
But he don't any more, okay? Look, please don't finish it, babes.
We've only just got it started.
Come on.
Mum, Dad How is my little grandson? Have you come to apologise? - Tanisha, customers.
- Uh, no, we've We've come to ask for the keys for the flat.
Loving the courage, bro.
Oh, we're not going to go over this again, Sunny.
You can move into the flat.
When you're married, not before.
But that's the thing.
We are married.
We got a certificate and everything.
Show 'em, Sun.
What? I'd like you to meet the new Mrs Chowdary.
Oh, my God! Does that mean we're going to be sisters now and everything? Yes! Oh, we were the witnesses.
Oh, it was so lovely, wasn't it, Al? It was simple and yet moving.
Certainly given me some inspiration for our big day.
Alan had tears in his eyes the whole time, didn't you, Al? Tanisha! I would have loved to have been there, that's all.
Given her away, you know, my little girl.
Sorry.
He's been like this since he found out.
An absolute wreck.
Stella's really happy for her.
Aren't you, babe? Yeah, I think it's romantic.
Well, personally, I think it's very selfish going off like that behind everyone's back.
But what do I know? I'm just the stepmother.
Not yet, you're not.
- All right? - All right? Hi, Nance.
Good evening, everyone.
And our first prize tonight is awarded to the pupil who teachers feel has made the biggest effort in class, despite a lack of academic muscularity.
They just mean the thick kid, don't they? Yeah.
Karl won it, didn't you, when we was in school? Shut up.
No, I didn't.
- Did I? - Yes.
- Oh! Nice one! - Hush now.
And the prize for best effort goes to Alan Willams.
Yes! Yes! Yes! He means Little Alan, Alan.
That's my boy.
That's my boy.
Hey? Well done, son.
Yeah! I'm going to be a proper mother to that boy, Stella.
And I, for one, can't wait.
Oh, God! Sorry, sorry.
You shouldn't have it on.
Sorry.
Hiya, this is Stella.
Leave a message after the tone.
Stella, it's Rob.
I know we won't get the chance to talk tonight with everyone here but I didn't want to leave tomorrow without telling you that I regret the way things have turned out.
Uh, and I wish you well.
I really do.
That's all.
And our final prize tonight is for imagination and innovation.
That goes to Ben Morris.
Go on, Ben! Now Ben pulled out all the stops on a family tree project set back in January Now tell us, Ben, what's the biggest thing you learnt doing the project? Um, probably that there's no such thing as a normal family And although mine are a bit weird, especially my Uncle Glenn who killed himself with an orange, I'm really glad they're mine and no one else's.
Aww.
- You all packed? - Yeah.
Aren't you? Haven't started yet.
Can I ask you a question? - Do they wear socks in Canada? - Yeah.
So who wants a lift to the Belmont, then? - Yeah, me and Ben.
- All right.
- Sure I can't persuade you? - No, ta.
It'd be really weird to have to all be friends together.
- I'm only going for Luke.
- I know.
I'll keep the bed warm for you, okay? Oh, come on, Stel! I never been to the Belmont before.
I don't want to miss nothing.
Apparently all the staff speak French.
- See you.
- See you.
Here's to you, kid, and a new start.
Aye.
Cheers.
Cheers! - Champagne, please.
- See? French.
Told you.
Whoa! Here she is.
The married woman.
Come here, biwt.
This is posh, isn't it? My new brother, eh? Hey? Oh, take that baby away.
It's making me all broody.
Oh! - Oh - Aww! Now, Luke, we haven't had a chance to get you anything big, what with everything that's been going on.
Oh, just the unexpected birth of a grandchild and the secret wedding of my only son.
- Oh, not now, Tan.
- Oh, Tanisha, please.
All right, I'm through it.
Almost.
Anyway, my friend, we hope this goes some small way to protecting you and keeping you safe in your new life in Canada.
Ah, nice one.
It's Ganesh.
He's cool.
He'll bring you luck.
He's also the dispeller of obstacles and problems.
- Like Jasminder.
- Shut up.
- Child.
- Oh, cheers, Jag.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, cheers.
- Congratulations, Mrs Chowdary.
- Oh, thank you.
It's been a mental day, but I'm so glad we done it.
- You're all set, then, for tomorrow? - Yeah, I think so.
Must be weird leaving Pontyberry again.
I'd hate it, see, living somewhere else.
Oh.
It's been lovely getting to know you, Rob.
Mam never said much before, obviously.
It's just been nice, you know? To meet the missing piece in the jigsaw, like.
- Are you kind of my stepdad? - Um - Yeah, kind of.
- Yeah, I think you are.
Come on.
Dad, you know Nancy? Is she going to be my mammy now? What? No, Little Alan, no.
There you are! I've been looking everywhere for you two.
- Were you? - Were you? Yes.
Little Alan, can you go and get your Mama Nancy a refill, bub? There's a good boy.
What is it, bub? You're not yourself.
I don't think you have been for a few days now.
I don't want to marry you, Nance.
- Hey? - I never have.
I'm a weak man.
I've just been going along with it.
Oh, right.
- Do you want to live with me? - Not really, no.
Oh.
- You want to go out with me? - Uh Uh, maybe, now and again.
Oh, listen, I know I can be a bit of a flippety-jibbit at the best of times.
And I know I'm not your first choice.
But there's nothing wrong with second best.
And if now and again is as good as it gets, then it's better than nothing at all.
So do you fancy a game of darts and a packet of pork scratchings down the Legion? Aye.
Why not? I bet they haven't got a dartboard in a place like this, anyway.
Stella! Alan and I would like you to be the first to know, we've decided to call off the wedding.
No further comment at this time.
Come on, bub.
- Well done.
- Yeah.
Thanks.
Oh, hey, Stella.
Me and Little Alan are thinking of coming along tomorrow if that's all right, to see Luke off.
- Oh, thanks, presh.
- Yeah.
New message.
Stella, it's Rob.
I knew we won't get the chance to talk tonight with with everyone here, but I didn't want to leave tomorrow without telling you that I regret the way things have turned out.
I'm not going to have sex with you.
Well, I've had kinder rejections.
- From who? - Sorry? You said you've had rejections.
I'm just a bit surprised, that's all.
I'd have thought it was you does all the rejecting.
Do you want a cup of tea or something? No, you're all right.
- So.
- So.
Do you remember Tracy Thomas, used to go out with Richie Greg? Richie Greg.
God, yeah.
They split up in '85 when he moved to Birmingham.
She stayed down here.
Twenty odd years later, when the whole Facebook thing kicked off, they tracked each other down.
If only fate hadn't got in the way, they'd still be together.
She says he's her only true love, he says first love never dies.
Next thing, he leaves his wife and his kids, moves in with Tracy, and they've never been happier in their lives.
- That's nice.
- Four months it lasted.
Oh.
I loved you so much, Rob.
My little teenage heart smashed to pieces when you went.
I honestly believe we're meant to be together.
See, you are being just like Tracy and Rich now.
You think first love's the same as true love, but how can it be, babes? Because if you truly loved me, you wouldn't have waited What exactly were you scared of? My dad? My brother? Well, yeah, you wouldn't have had a welcoming party but they would've calmed down in the end.
You know they would.
I'm really sorry.
I know you are.
Take care of yourself.
Stella? I still love you.
Have you got those special socks now for the DVTs? Oh, Nana, I am not wearing the socks.
You'll be laughing on the other side of your face when you end up having a stroke.
Lad, behave yourself.
Bye, kid.
You watch out for them Canadian girls, now.
Oh, I fully intend to, Grandpa.
- Safe journey, butt.
- Cheers, Karl.
- Good to see you again.
- Aye, and you.
Yeah, great to meet you, Rob.
And send my regards to your sister when you see her.
- Oh, I will, aye.
- All right.
- Keep in touch, won't you? - Yeah.
Cheers, Sean.
So, are you going to take care of my little sister, then? - And my favourite nephew? - He'll be all right.
He's quite tough already.
Takes after his uncle.
- Oh, God, Luke.
- Oh, hey! Don't worry, it's her hormones.
She cries at anything.
This morning she cried 'cause Banjo's water bowl was empty.
And you behave yourself, right? - Pull my finger? - Oh, no, not the finger! Good luck.
Right.
Come here, you.
Mam, you got to let me go, I'm going to miss the plane.
I'm stocking up on cwtch, I am.
Go on, then.
Go you and call me the minute you land, all right? - Bye, love.
- Ta-ra! - Bye! - Bye! Mam.
Well? I haven't opened them yet.
- I wanted us to do it together.
- Oh, bloody hell.
Well, go on, then! I got five Cs.
I got five Cs! Oh, my God! Let's have a look! Oh, Em, that's fantastic.
I am so proud of you.
All right, Mam, man.
It's not that great.
Sorry.
Oh, shit.
Right, I'm okay.
What's the matter? - Oh, my God, you're not.
- Eight weeks.
Well, have you told Sean? What did he say? - Sean's not necessarily the father.
- So who? Rob.
It might be Rob.
- So, did you do it in the Belmont? - Yes.
God, Mam! You're a bit of a girly, ain't you? Didn't know you had it in you.
Oh, I definitely got it in me.
- Oh, that's minging, that is, Mam.
- Sorry.
Will it be my uncle, the baby? Or my auntie? Or my cousin, like? What?