Tangle (2009) s01e10 Episode Script

ALLY: There are many misconceptions surrounding the big bang theory.
You may want to talk to your brother-in-law before you make the announcement because he's about to screw you.
We imagine a giant explosion.
Now, what I'm thinking for this site is a residential complex.
It's all predicated on the hospital site being redeveloped.
There wasn't one.
That deal goes through with his name on the papers, we are going to be ashes scattered on Parliament's steps.
What's with the silence? Look, Charlotte, it's been really terrific having you stay, but I think it's time that you go home.
No way! Mum! You don't have a choice, Max.
Decision's final.
Do you want to kiss me? Instead of imagining a balloon bursting, imagine a balloon expanding an infinitesimally small balloon, expanding to the size of our current universe.
Ally! I'm going to be a bit crazy for a while.
And then imagine that it will just keep going.
You're happy her life's fallen apart.
Oh, this is laughable.
No, admit it.
VINCE: You're jealous.
(SNIFFS) NAT: What are you doing? TIM: Where are you? You stole your dad's car? Yeah, and? You are cool.
(LAUGHS) (PANTS) There's been an accident.
(ENGINE HUMS) Hey.
I'll make breakfast.
(SNIFFS) Not hungry.
Oh! What are you doing in our house? Oh, hey, no problems.
I'm, uh, I'm here with some chick.
She brought me back here last night.
Nat? You're Ashley Hamilton, right? Yeah, yeah.
Hey, look, I'm just, uh I wasn't expecting anyone else in the house.
Yeah, alright, mate.
Well (CLEARS THROAT) But it's, uh it's our house.
So, um No worries, mate.
What? Get him out of here.
Your son's in hospital, you slut.
(POP MUSIC PLAYS) (MUSIC CONTINUES) (BIRDS TWEET) (TIM GRUNTS) (TIM GRUNTS) (PHONE RINGS) (BOTH PANT) (PHONE CONTINUES RINGING) (SECOND PHONE RINGS) (BOTH PANT) It might be the hospital.
Hello? Ally! Ally! She's taken Gigi to rehearsal.
Oh, you fucked up, bubble-head.
Not compared to you, dickhead.
Time to pack your bags.
Pity those words don't mean anything anymore.
(LAUGHS) I could throw you out, if you like.
Well, you could try.
Yeah? Yeah.
That wouldn't be too difficult.
VINCE: Get back.
NAT: What?! Vince! VINCE: Get back.
You want me to fuckin' throw you out? Is that what you want? Fuck off! What the fuck are you playing at? Ugh! (LAUGHS) Come on.
Huh? Easy.
Pick you up, carry you out.
Whoa! Vince.
Vince! Fuck all you want Fucking hell.
Now, let's get you down.
Get off! (SOBS) Get (CRIES) OK, OK, OK.
OK.
Ha, ha, ha.
(PANTS) (SOBS) (CRIES) (GENTLE PIANO MUSIC) (SINGS) # People see us as one thing But really we're another (MOUTHS SILENTLY) Maybe it is because We all look like each other (PIGS SING) # We pigs are superior Uh-uh, oh-oh (CONTINUES MOUTHING SILENTLY) The dogs smell The horses are dumb And the chickens have a funny-shaped bum We pigs are superior Uh-uh, oh-oh (PIANO MUSIC CONTINUES) WOMAN: Charlotte, you're still biting your bottom lip when you're not singing.
But overall, that was better.
OK, one more time.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Yeah, of course I've seen it, Billy.
Do we know how they got it? Not yet.
Oh, no, the office is good.
Three o'clock? Three's good.
Yeah, see you then.
(SIGHS) Does she know about your brother-in-law? Yeah.
Have you got him off the deal yet? Not yet.
Are you gonna tell Billy? No.
Are you? You're going to have to.
See? You get your own room and it's a palace.
Aren't you lucky I pay all the bills, huh? Pay your insurance.
I'd rather be home.
(SIGHS) Oh, yeah, that's a barrel of laughs at the moment.
Are you going to stay together? I don't Yeah, mate.
Yeah, we will.
It'll be fine.
Why'd you do it? You don't want to be one of those guys in life, Romeo, that just goes to work, pays his bills and he's a nice guy.
You don't do that.
Because even if it does all fuck up at least you know something's happening.
(LAUGHS) (CLEARS THROAT) (SNIFFS) Yeah.
Why else do you think you got in that car? Right? Something's happening.
And don't be afraid of that.
Don't be afraid to make something happen, but No, don't put your life in the hands of a drunken fuckwit.
OK.
Hey there! I want to talk to you.
Saw a picture of you in the paper.
You looked kind of shifty, you know? You need to get out of this deal.
That's not going to happen.
Look, I know you're stupid, but you're not naive.
We don't let low-life builders come in and screw with us.
Morons like you get stomped on by us every day.
Yeah, OK.
You know what? Me? Shaking.
Terrified.
OK, gotta go.
Hey, I warned you.
Now we're going to play out.
Don't get all bent out of shape, mate.
You go to your people and walk away from this.
Yeah, that's an option.
Want to know another one? I go downstairs, I see some of those little reporters waiting out the front, I tell them all about your little boy and the dead body, alright? I'll just shrug, mate, and say I warned you.
(LAUGHS) You don't want to put yourself in a position where you're forced to retire.
You're young.
Plenty of stuff in front of you.
And I like you.
Hell, we're almost family.
(LIFT BELL DINGS) (PHONE RINGS) I'm downstairs.
(DOOR OPENS) Hi.
Hi.
I was just, um, walking and I left Gigi's rehearsal and ended up here.
How was rehearsal? Oh, it was funny.
(LAUGHS) (LAUGHS) Look, I want to apologise for the other day, in the car.
No, it's I fucked up.
I fucked up.
It was weird.
You want to come up? No.
Still weird? No.
Marry me.
(BOTH LAUGH) I'm serious.
You don't do that.
I don't do that because of you.
I want to be with you, Ally.
I want to marry you.
I want you in my life every day.
Oh, I don't know, Gabe.
I wanted to be with you so much when I was young.
And Vince was so persistent and and fun, and was so sure about how much he loved me and you were so elusive and I was never really sure about what you were thinking and I and now it's 20 years later and I'm defined by my marriage and I don't know who I am.
And now you want to marry me.
And I've got kids.
And I've got Vince.
And it's all so messy.
(SIGHS) Well, the kids can stay, but you have to get rid of Vince.
(BOTH LAUGH) Ally, this is real.
This is real.
I have to go back.
To Gigi.
She's probably wondering where I am.
Will you think about it? The audiological evaluation has determined that it's the auditory nerve that's been damaged.
So we'll do an MRI.
I think it's been booked in for 2pm, and that'll tell us more.
Auditory nerve.
That's, um, not good? Look, there's lots of treatments that exist today that can help regain partial hearing.
There's hearing aids that they can put in the good ear that act kind of like a radio receiver Sorry, I'm sorry.
I I just can't hear that sort of detail yet.
I've just got to sit with this and OK.
Look, I'm around all day, alright? Mm-hm.
So just let me know if you want to talk.
Hey, do you mind? You bumped me.
Idiot.
(LAUGHS) But no, that was pretty scary.
Another time I went to sleep and while I was asleep this little insect had crawled right inside my ear canal and so that whenever it flapped its wings, it was like this giant motorbike going off.
It was driving me crazy.
What happened? I lured it out with a Mars bar.
What? Oh, bullshit.
Yeah, I know.
It's complete bullshit.
No, I had to get my ears syringed.
It was gross.
I'm sorry.
I know it's not all about me.
True.
But you know, at least you made me laugh.
Oh, well, what are mothers for? Do you really see yourself as my mum? Yeah, of course I do.
What do you mean? Well, it's not how I see you.
Yeah.
But I am your mother.
Yeah, but you're not really.
I mean, you missed that boat.
Well, you know, it's not really you, is it? I still feel like you're my son.
OK.
I do love you and all that.
CHRISTINE: Hi, hi, hi.
Hi.
(CHOKES) Hi.
I'll go.
Oh, they're going to do some more tests and They've got to do some more tests.
A little freaked out? They'll be able to fix it.
Oh, well, if they can't, we'll just go somewhere else.
Like America? Oh, yeah.
Well, maybe.
Wherever.
You know, let's just see what they've got to say and then we'll deal with it.
Um, muffins is all they had, but they've got this lovely berry one.
Oh, excellent.
Bryan Dougherty, thanks.
Bryan, Tim Williams.
Listen, mate, uh we need to do each other a favour, OK? Look, let's just put all our personal feelings that we have for each other aside for a moment.
Now I just want to ask you this question.
Does it concern you that Vince Kovac has the upper hand with this dead body and the kids situation? Well, no, no.
Well, this is where the favour comes in, and it's going to work both ways.
You're going to surprise everybody and do a human story, alright? Bet you're going to win a Walkley for it.
And I'm going to owe ya.
Big time.
Did you see Max? The hospital smells of dead people.
They all do.
Don't know why they don't do something.
Buy some vanilla candles or something.
It's not that hard.
Are you OK? Yeah, I just hate hospitals, that's all.
Max told me I missed the mother boat.
You cannot go back to Vince.
He's disgusting.
You just can't see it because you're inside it.
I haven't left him yet.
Until you decide, I might live with Gabriel.
I can't I can't stay in the same house as Vince.
Don't say that.
Why? It's true.
(SIGHS) No.
I need you with me.
Sorry.
(SIGHS) (MAN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Having a nice day? Nothing happened to you, did it? Just a normal fucking day.
Don't you don't you walk away from me! You come back here and don't try to hide from me! Don't hide from me! I can see you in there.
(PANTS) Oh.
(METAL CLINKS) Hey! Hey, come out of there, you coward! You coward! Come and face me! You need to calm down.
My son has lost hearing in one of his ears.
He was in your car last night.
I don't think she actually likes my husband, and I think she just well, she likes the drama of it.
I don't think people are ever that simple.
No, that's true.
You're right.
I wish my daughter had a mother that was as fiercely protective of her as you are of Max.
Well, thank you.
Well, when you're told at 17 that you can't have children, you get pretty, uh, you know, passionate when you get one.
I don't know.
You seem like a fairly, um, passionate person.
(BOTH LAUGH) (CLEARS THROAT) I should go.
(LAUGHS) Yes.
Yep.
Thank you for being so nice to me, when I was so horrible to you.
Any time.
Thank you for letting me vent about my husband.
Can you let me know how Max goes? Yeah, of course.
CHRISTINE: OK.
Yeah.
Yes.
Goodbye.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
(LAUGHS) Yeah.
Sorry, I just I just Um Sorry.
Thank you.
Thanks.
Thanks.
I need to talk to you.
Do you want to come in? (DOOR BANGS) How was work? Good, good.
Are you sure you don't want anything? Yeah, I'm good.
You watch the game? No.
(LAUGHS) Rooting anyone? (LAUGHS) No.
What did you want to talk to me about? (SIGHS) Alright.
This is kind of hard.
Yeah, you're gay.
I know that.
I've always known that.
It's not a problem.
(LAUGHS) That's funny.
VINCE: What? (CLEARS THROAT) I love Ally.
OK.
Newsflash.
Thanks.
We've been friends for a long time so it's only fair I tell you.
What what exactly? What are you trying to tell me? I'm going to be with her.
(LAUGHS) Don't be a fuckwit.
You're serious.
You don't deserve her, Vince.
Is that so? Yeah, that's so.
This is a big moment for you, isn't it? (GABRIEL SIGHS) It's a big moment for all of us.
Why would you tell me? We're friends.
Not anymore.
You are so pathetic.
You're like a fuckin' little drummer boy, aren't you? You always feel like you could've done everything just right.
Because you've never beaten me at anything.
(LAUGHS) Vince, this isn't a game of tennis.
This is your one chance, isn't it? Your one chance and it's only 'cause I fucked up.
Do you know why you fucked up? Because you don't value anything.
Your life is soft and easy and you are fat and lazy, and I'm not.
I know what's precious.
I know how to take care of it.
I know how shit life can be, but you don't.
But you're about to find out, right? You know something, soft-cock? Ally and me, we are bound together in ways you can only dream about.
And I can't believe you would be low enough to try and take advantage of her when she's upset with me.
You're a fuckin' snake.
What's your strategy? You know what? You know what? Fuck you.
What is it? What's it gonna be? You gonna buy her flowers? Love poems? Comforting words to a close friend, a couple of glasses of wine and then what? Try and slip the finger in when you see the chance? You fuckin' snake.
What about you, Vince? What are you going to do? Fuck another mother of one of your kids' friends? Get the fuck out of my house.
Hey.
Hey.
It's the Mr Plow episode.
Ah, the Plow King.
Yeah.
I've seen it.
Yeah, like 23 times.
(LAUGHS) I love Barney.
Hey, do you want me to turn it up? Yeah, thanks.
Fucking hospital.
It doesn't go up any higher.
Sorry.
No, don't worry about it.
Alright, you be Barney, I'll be Homer.
Mmm.
OK.
(SINGS) # Mr Plow is a loser (SINGS) # And I think he's a boozer.
# (BOTH LAUGH) Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
It's the Plow King episode.
Oh, I hate this episode.
BO YS: What? Well, I don't know.
(LAUGHS) (LAUGHS) (STATIC WHIRRS) Yuri, are you there? (STATIC WHIRRS) Can you hear me? (STATIC WHIRRS) Yuri? (STATIC WHIRRS) Oh, you scared me.
Who are you talking to? A cosmonaut.
That's what you do out here? Yep.
What's his name? Yuri.
How long's this been going on for? This? This is a side to me that you've never been interested in.
Yeah, right.
Sorry.
I kissed Gabriel.
(SIGHS) Yeah, well, I can't really take the high moral ground now, can I? No.
I don't think you're being fair, though.
(LAUGHS) Why? On Gabriel.
Get his hopes up.
Maybe he should.
(LAUGHS) Don't say that.
Why not? It'd break my heart.
TIM: Yeah, well, we're just glad it's not worse than it is.
He was pretty terrified, you know.
Think I'll have a bath.
Where have you been? Just driving around.
Why didn't you answer the phone? I just didn't feel like talking to anyone.
MRI results are back.
CHRISTINE: Yeah, I spoke to them.
Hence the driving around.
It's such a shit thing to happen to such a good kid.
(SIGHS) Um, can you talk to another specialist before you decide what to do? Yeah, that's a good idea.
NAT: Is he still going to be able to play music? TIM: I don't know what he'll be able to do.
I should tell you that, um I had a few calls today.
They want me to sell my story.
They offered me $5,000 and I just I laughed in their faces.
I'd never do anything like that for under $50,000.
(LAUGHS) Anyway, I thought you'd want to know.
They're digging for dirt.
Yeah.
NAT: I should go.
Thanks.
(BIRDS TWEET) (GRUNTS) Morning.
Oh, good morning.
I'm at number 76.
I thought so, thank you.
Thanks, mate.
(PHONE RINGS IN THE DISTANCE) Dad.
Hey.
Some breakfast.
Hey, just pack up your stuff.
I want to take you home.
(MOBILE RINGS) Nicky? Hi.
Thanks for calling me back.
(GRUNTS) (YELLS) Arggh! (SIGHS) (DOOR OPENS) I'm sorry.
None of this is your fault.
From now on, it's only going to get better.
Will everybody still come to my show? Oh, of course.
I really wanted to be a pig, Mummy.
How's that big bed? It's great.
I got an idea.
What about today we have a pig on the spit? With crackling? Yeah, with crackling.
For Gigi.
Honey, you know what, I don't really feel like pig on a spit.
Oh, come on, Mum.
We haven't done it for ages.
Please? Yeah, don't spoil it for her.
It's her big day.
Be beautiful.
Come on.
I'll go to the market after I pick Romeo up.
Can you get some fortune cookies? Yeah.
Anything you want.
Anything that anyone wants.
Proper family day.
Hey, Mum, do we have any Purdey's? Oh, no.
Sorry, hon.
I haven't been shopping.
Oh, it's Max? Do you want to talk about how you're feeling? No, I don't.
And that doesn't mean anything, either.
How's Leah? She's fine.
Does she have a mother? No, actually, she was raised by wolves.
Do you see much of her? Mmm not really.
No.
It's weird.
I don't know.
I'm just going to go upstairs.
OK.
Max? I'm here, if you want to talk.
OK, OK, OK, OK.
Before we gorge ourselves on this beautiful food I want to say something.
I just want to apologise.
To all of you.
I've had to face the fact that in the in the last few days I've realised I might lose this family and I think it's tragic that it's taken this ALLY: Don't do this.
Don't do what? Don't do what, Ally? Tell you all how much I love you? (SNIFFS) I can't help that.
I can't lose this family.
I'm going to fight for this family.
I'm not going to lose it.
(GIGI SNIFFS) Will you let me? Will you let me fight for the family? I don't know that yet.
Made my baby girl cry.
Can you two do this when you're alone? ROMEO: Please? Sure.
Sure.
Come on, let's eat.
Let's eat.
The saving man becomes the free man.
Oh, God, here we go.
Oh, Romeo! What do you care? You never open them anyway.
GIGl: Give it back! Leave her alone.
GIGl: Did you hear? ROMEO: Yeah, I heard.
VINCE: Are you two ever going to get tired of this game? Been doing it forever, right? Oh.
Oh, second try.
GIGl: Yeah.
ROMEO: Yeah.
GIGl: Here.
ROMEO: You'll be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part.
Oh.
Hardly.
Yeah, Dad.
VINCE: Hardly.
ROMEO: You should open them like everyone else.
I do open them, Romeo.
I just wait a week to see if it's come true yet.
GIGl: How is that funny? VINCE: Darlin', it's not funny.
It's beautiful.
I love you.
(EXHALES) Now, I know you're all here because you're wondering how much, uh, damage my career will sustain, uh, how much you can lash me with questions and hope that I bleed to death politically, but this is about my son.
This is about a family trying to bring up a 15-year-old boy.
TIM: Now, I wanted to come out with a story today about my son, um, because I know there are thousands of people out there that are struggling to do the same.
WOMAN: What about the dead body? MAN: Was he a paedophile? TIM: Now, I'm not proud of what he's done, or the choices he made but you know, and I have to look at my role in this.
Bringing up kids it's more complicated than we think and we don't do it well enough and it torments us that we don't.
We could always do it better, so we blame ourselves.
And I guess we just pray that they'll come through these tough times OK.
Um, so thank you.
Thank you all for coming.
STAN: Thanks, ladies and gentlemen.
TIM: So, did you hear the speech? Uh CHRISTINE: Yeah.
Yeah, it was good.
TIM: Hey, uh, let's get in the car and drive somewhere.
Rome? Oh, I'd better go and fill her up.
Max.
Come on.
(GRUNTS) (GIGI SINGS) # Maybe it is because we # I'm a pig! I'm a pig.
Just like your father.
What happened? Bridget Nial's gone to hospital with tonsillitis so I get to be a pig.
Do you know the songs? Better than she ever did.
Hey, save a seat for Gabriel.
He promised he'd come.
OK.
She scares me sometimes.
GIGl: Mum! She's got my genes.
GIGl: Mum! Quick! GIGl: I've gotta get my costume.
NICKY: Kovacs.
ALLY: Hi, Nicky.
Hey.
Partner.
You're out.
What? A certain minister rang this morning and told me very nicely to get rid of you.
Oh, fuck.
It's alright, we'll buy you out.
You're going to buy ME out? You're buying me out? It's my fucking idea.
And it's a great idea.
It's also right on the edge of illegal.
Now, we'll give you what you put up, plus 350 grand to go.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And I'II, uh I'll roll you in olive oil and dip my cock in and out of you.
What? Vince, this is serious.
Look the guy is in trouble, OK? Not us.
He's going to be dead in a week.
Don't worry.
We don't need enemies in the government.
We've got a lot on the line.
Don't fuck with us, Vince.
Look, we can have a good relationship where we feel like we can deal with you and put you into other deals.
Or you can be some low-life idiot who we have to take out and shoot in a wasteland somewhere.
You're kidding, aren't you? Maybe it's a metaphor.
Who's to say? Oh, fuck, you make my cock hard.
Won't it be that much harder when you come in tomorrow morning, we redo the partnership agreement, your name completely disappears like it was never there.
You walk away with a big fat cheque.
We all go home happy.
We've got the guy over a barrel.
We've got him over a barrel.
It's not a risk I'm willing to take.
Alright.
The other thing is, this 350 business, that doesn't seem realistic to me.
What, for three weeks' work? 500! And you suck me off one more time.
Oh.
Will you settle for me not kneeing you in the balls in front of our children? You're wet, aren't you? You are wet.
I'll see you in the morning.
You're fuckin' wet.
GIGl: I thought it was this way.
Oh, sorry, yeah.
Are you sure? No, no, it's this way.
And make sure (GIRL SINGS) # games that make us call each other names? (GIRLS SING) # Then we then we will see If we rely on each other, acting like sister and brother CHARLOTTE: And we could swap.
Yeah, go.
GIRL: No way.
Oh, and then in that bit I think we just need more energy in that one.
OK.
Let's try and do it more sort of Energised? Energised, yeah.
OK.
(BOTH SING) # People see us as one thing But really we're another That was awesome.
I liked that.
OK.
(SINGS) # Yellow Ooh-ah-ooh Yellow, yellow Aah.
(PEOPLE CHATTER QUIETLY) (MAN COUGHS) Where is she? Who? Em.
Oh, don't do that.
Why not? It'll be fun.
I'll give her the evil eye.
I'll sit on her.
No! Ow! Hey.
(LAUGHS) Heard you were coming.
Yeah.
I'm always here to support my goddaughter.
She's a pig.
Really? Mmm.
Well sometimes things work out.
Yeah.
I'm going to stay with Vince.
(SIGHS) What? I'm sorry.
CHARLOTTE: Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
You're fuckin' joking.
(LAUGHS) (CHARLOTTE SINGS) # People see us as one thing But really we're another (SINGS) # Maybe it is because We all look like each other (GIGI AND CHARLOTTE SING) # But we pigs are superior Uh-uh, oh-oh The dogs smell, the horses are dumb And the chickens have a funny-shaped bum But we pigs are superior Uh-uh, oh-oh What are these power games That make us call each other names? (GIRL SINGS) # If we rely on each other Acting like sister and brother Put out the best Pass any test (GIGI AND CHARLOTTE SING) # But we pigs are superior Uh-uh, oh-oh We have the brains, we have the soul And with our lovely pink tails we are in control But we pigs are superior Uh-uh Oh-oh Oh-oh.
MAN: Whoo! MAN: Yeah! (MOUTHS SILENTLY) Gabe.
I'm not sure I even care why, Ally.
Please don't.
Don't what? Don't feel like shit? I'll see you.
I guess you'll be round to see your sister.
Gabe, please! VINCE: Oh.
Just Isn't this so cute? Look, you won, OK? Just take your wife home.
You know what? Maybe you want to try tennis next time.
(GRUNTS) Ooh! Fuck! Oh! Just Fuck! (PANTS) You (GRUNTS) Fuck it.
Stop it! VINCE: Fuck off.
Just GIGl: Mum! (BOTH GRUNT AND PANT) You fuckin' think Oh! Arggh! MAN: Stop it.
Stop it.
Come on.
VINCE: Alright, alright, alright, alright! Fuckin' Fuck! I can't find my other sock.
Oh, it's probably down here.
Oh, don't.
Just, um throw it out.
NAT: Fuck it, you know.
You took your shot.
Now you can let it go.
That was her one chance to get out of there and they're going to stay together forever now.
He's going to treat her like shit and she's going to take it.
No, don't say that.
Nah.
Let it go, Gabriel.
Yeah, maybe you're right.
Maybe it is a good thing it's done.
Trust me, moving on is easy and great.
I'm an expert.
You can give me tips.
Cheers to that.
Cheers.
(SIGHS) Can we open another bottle? Yeah.
Allow me.
I'm the host.
No.
Stay there, bruised boy.
I'm not looking at your arse.
Did I just say that out loud? (BOTH LAUGH) (SHOES CLONK) (SMOOTH MUSIC) (BOTH LAUGH) Cheers.
Cheers.
Have you got any tricks? (CLEARS THROAT) Oh, yeah, have I got tricks? Oh, yeah.
OK.
See if you can squeeze the air out of my mouth.
It's not as bad as it sounds.
(POP!) BOTH: Arggh! Oh! Oh! It's alright.
Sorry.
Sorry.
(LAUGHS) Go on.
OK.
Here's a better game.
What balloon animal am I? Ready? Oh, OK.
Here's a balloon.
Mm-hm.
(BLOWS AIR) Small cockatiel.
Oh, my God, you've played this before.
Yes.
Yes, I have.
Haven't you? (BLOWS AIR) Anaconda.
This is an anaconda.
(BLOWS AIR) (BOTH LAUGH) Step one.
Step two.
(LAUGHS) (LAUGHS) No.
No! I would Wait, wait, wait.
You can't do that.
I can.
Hey, you can't laugh.
I can't do it when I'm laughing.
(LAUGHS) Stop it! (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS) Stop it.
(CONTINUES LAUGHING) I knew that'd stop you.
Nat! Gabriel.
I don't need a mercy fuck.
Yeah.
But do you want one? She's never going to leave him.
(LAUGHS) (BOTH LAUGH) Oh, this feels so good.
Hey.
Mmm? You know that stuff about me having a vasectomy was bullshit, right? Mm-hm.
'Cause we can have another kid if you want.
Oh, fuck! Milk.
Jesus.
(COUGHS) VINCE: Fuck! (CRASH!)