The Good Guys s01e10 Episode Script
Vacation
Hey! Freeze, punk! The next one of these goes in your worthless perp ass! I'll tell you, if there's anything I hate more than a thief it's running.
Spicy! Spicy in my eyes! Where are ya? I can't see! Aah! Aah! I can't see! I can't see! Aah! Aah! Dallas police department! I am commando-ing this vehicle! Please exit the vehicle! Get out! Thank you.
All right.
What is is this automatic or stick? It's it's an automatic! Are you okay to drive? It's an automatic? Yeah.
What are you Uh Okay, so, just so I'm clear, you commandeered a civilian vehicle, then drove down the street completely blind in pursuit of a suspect.
And I caught him.
I caught him.
And he was caught.
You're welcome.
I'm over here.
You're welcome.
Okay, so in your world, I'm happy that you veered up onto a sidewalk, destroyed a dozen parking meters, and then collided with an ice cream truck? Distracting the suspect so that he lost control of his moped thingy, whereupon my partner arrested him.
Dan, you caused thousands of dollars worth of damage, and, not to mention, endangered the lives of numerous innocent pedestrians.
Please! Ý was in complete control the entire time.
Okay then.
You're suspended.
What? Both of you.
What? On my desk, guns and badges.
Now.
Effective immediately.
Oh.
Lieutenant, with all due respect, why am I being suspended? I didn't do anything! Exactly.
You had an opportunity to strangle him before he got in the car, and you didn't.
So, therefore, guns and badges on my desk, gentlemen.
This is bullcrap.
I don't need my eyes to bust a punk.
The only sense I need is my cop sense.
Oh! Well, all in all, I got to call that a win.
A "win"? Dan, we got suspended for a week.
That is a loss.
That is a blowout loss.
Come on, you're acting like you've never been suspended before.
I have never been suspended before.
Well, look, every cop goes on "vacation" once in a while.
It's the department's way of saying you've been working too hard, chill out, recharge your batteries.
Dan, this is not a vacation! This is a serious black spot on our careers.
Sounds like you need a beer.
How about we pick up a six-pack and decompress in my thinking room? Your "thinking room"? Yeah, no.
That sounds like getting drunk at the carousel.
No, thank you.
Well, we got to make a game plan for our vacation.
You know what? We don't have to do anything.
'Cause if there is one bright spot in all of this, it's that whatever idiotic, stupid, boneheaded thing you do tomorrow, it won't be my problem.
That's no way to talk to your partner.
We're not partners, Dan.
Not this week.
I'm on vacation.
Hey, I I'm not the enemy here! We may be on vacation, but the bad guys aren't! There is much work to do, comrade.
Come.
We need to do this deal as soon as possible.
Today.
We'll see about that.
First thing I need to know is who I'm dealing with.
We are known in certain circles as "the Georgians.
" You don't sound like you're from Georgia.
I am from Democratic Republic of Georgia.
My associate, buck, is from Atlanta.
Pleasure to make your acquaintance.
Georgia, Georgia.
Yes, is Is very funny.
Everyone makes joke.
We hooked up doing smugglin' runs out of the Gulf.
There was this kingpin down in Mexico was asking for "the Georgian.
" I- Ý thought he was talkin' about me, and Nikolai thought he was talkin"bout him.
We both show up, make team.
Rest is history.
Anyway, we got raided by the feds last June, and Nik's cousin Sasha got pinched, and we've been a man down ever since.
Our contact, he said you are capable of breaking a man out of prison.
Is this true? I can bust your buddy out.
I can bust anybody out.
For a price.
Then give us price.
That depends on who you want sprung, don't it? Who is it we're talkin' about here? We want our Sasha back.
Ooh, baby.
Says here this fella killed an FBI Agent with his bare hands? Bit a fella's ear off? What do y'all want with a psycho like this? Sasha is not psycho.
He is hero.
He is like a ray of light in this dark world.
Aah! Aah! Sasha, hurry! Go! You are too good for this world, Sasha! Every night I see his face looking back at me.
His big, noble hands crushing the life out of the FBI Agent.
Now the joy of smuggling is gone.
My heart is breaking.
If we don't spring Sasha soon, we might as well just pack it in and head on back to Georgia.
Or possibly Georgia.
Yeah, I get your point.
Well, sir, you want a fella like your buddy out of the joint, it's gonna cost you some real money.
You gotta be kidding me We ain't got this.
Then I guess you could have figured out the way you live with a broken heart.
- Hey! - Hey! - Said I'd find you here.
- Yeah, I guess I Needed to blow off a little steam.
Nice? Thank you.
How are you? My day's going pretty crappy.
So I was actually coming by to see if you wanted too Do some fun, later.
Get a drink or something.
I mean as friends.
We can do that still, right? As friends? Yeah, have fun? Yeah, yeah.
I'm tons of fun.
Well, ah, I'm two-thirds fun, one-third danger.
That right? You okay? Just more Kyle stuff.
You know.
The point is that we had a fight, and we are not speaking at the moment.
Do you mind? No.
Be my guest.
It looks like we could both use a little fun.
Julius grant! Dallas police department! We got the place surrounded! I am on vacation! I got a cooler full of beers in the car.
Looking for a little quality snitch/detective time.
Dan.
Son of a Julius.
What the hell happened to you? What the hell you think happened? It looks like you got punched in the face really hard.
Oh, no, no, no.
Man, you said I had two weeks.
That's right.
So? It's been 13 days.
I don't think that's right.
I borrowed the money on the 5th.
Today's the 18th.
Wait, no, the 5th was a Monday.
No, I borrowed the money on a Tuesday, okay? Today's Monday, which means that it's been 13 days.
You're a day early.
Well, consider this a courtesy reminder visit.
Okay.
Just you know, next time, you just give me a call, okay? In cash.
If I don't see it by tomorrow Snip.
Ouch.
He'd really do that? Yeah, man.
He's threatened to take my, uh, my baby-making accessories, man.
Dude's name is kasson, man.
And he just he puts the shark in loan shark.
How did you end up borrowing Look, these shelves they don't fill themselves, man, okay? Plus, I'm trying to go straight, you know, streamline my business model.
Stop stealing all the stuff you sell? Yes, okay? But you know what? It turns out that the stealing kept my overhead down.
You know, I got an Uncle with one "testee," and he's doing great.
You know, it's all systems go down below.
I'm just thinking that maybe you can talk this guy down to a huevo solo.
You talking about one? A single.
No, no.
You don't need two! It's like kidneys.
No, it's not.
I understand the emotional attachment.
It's a matched pair.
They don't have to be.
But they are.
They got fake ones.
It's a matched pair, Dan.
Okay? Look, you want to help me, help me, man.
I need a little cop action on this, Dan.
See, the problem is, this vacation I'm on is the kind where you don't really carry a badge.
You got suspended? It's more like a- A disciplinary sabbatical.
Are you serious? I saved your life, Dan.
I saved your partner's life.
I took a bullet for you.
And the one time I really need you, you're suspended.
I may be able to help you get that 50 grand.
Where you gonna get Hey, stark, that parking is for police officers only.
People think you're stupid.
I'm not about to let a loan shark run my only snitch out of town.
Ohh! Oh! Put it back.
What are you, crazy? Did you steal this money? No, I didn't steal it.
I borrowed it.
You pay off the shark, I'll bust him.
I'll get it back before anybody knows it's gone.
Hey, not to criticize your technique, but I-I just don't think this is how a cop should handle this.
Well, good thing this week I'm not a cop.
Okay.
So just you know I don't know Tell me how does this work, again? Just hand the dude the bag.
Okay, then what do you do? I'll be in the back in case he figures out he's being set up and starts cutting people.
Whoa.
"People"? Ý-I'm the only one in here, Dan.
Don't get worked up! It's gonna be fine.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
So, w-we do the deal.
You run in and you bust him, he's gonna know that we were working together.
No, I'm not gonna bust him right away.
I'm gonna tail him for a while and bust him later.
He's never gonna connect me and you.
Okay, but wait a sec.
I got another question for you.
How you gonna bust him? You're not exactly a cop right now.
Fine, I am going to retrieve the money, and then I am going to detain him at an undisclosed location until I get my badge back.
That sounds like you're just gonna rob him and then kidnap him and then, like, keep him in a dungeon for like a week.
You know what? It's it's very technical.
You'd never understand.
There he is.
He's coming.
Okay.
All right.
You're good, man.
Shoot! Kasson.
Hey, how you doing, man? It's good to see you.
So, do you have my money today? Or does the shark Get to have a bite? Okay, all right.
I got your money.
No biting.
Here.
It's all here in the bag o'money.
This is great! You know, I was hoping I wouldn't have to Hey, okay.
Right.
Snip your grapes off.
Yeah, I was rooting for that, too.
I want to apologize for the mix-up yesterday.
I know you have a lot of places you can go for money, and I appreciate you coming to me.
Honestly, you and me I was hoping that we could still be friends.
Like b.
F.
F.
'S.
Mm-hmm.
Sure.
You know what? Could you put that away for me, please? It's making me a tiny bit uncomfortable.
This thing? It is.
Sure, sure.
It is.
It's really just for show You know, the knife, the crazy eyes.
To be honest with you, I haven't had to use this since Thanksgiving.
I cut a guy who wouldn't pass the gravy.
I'm kidding.
Or am I? I I didn't I didn't know.
I was in it, right? Yeah.
I'm just gonna count this and I'll get out of here.
It ain't enough, Nik.
Teague wants 50 grand to spring Sasha, and we ain't even close to that.
This is bad.
Is very bad.
I don't know if we're gonna be able to pull this off.
Don't think that way! We do it for Sasha.
Think of the good times we had together.
Remember how Sasha always is wiping bloody hand on sleeve after he kill a man? And we have to say, "no! Is evidence! Don't do that!" And then we have to burn his clothes.
And you remember when Sasha beat that trucker to death, put the guy's hat on his head? Ah, yes! And he dance around and say, "hey, look at me! Mm.
Really persistent.
I'm sure it's just, uh, Dan wanting a drinking partner.
The off button's the red one right there.
It's ruiz.
UmI-I don't know I I- Ý'm sorry.
I let me just Uh, this is Bailey.
Is he with you? Put stark on the phone.
Now.
I have no idea where Dan is.
What's going on? Oh, nothing big.
Just $50,000 is missing from the narcotics division.
$50,000? Uh, okay.
Well, this may sound like a stupid question, but are you sure it's Dan? Well, whoever took the money left an I.
O.
U.
Written on a bar napkin! Yeah, that sounds like Dan.
Find your partner and see what kind of trouble he's gotten himself into.
Yeah, understood.
What was that about? Dan's in trouble.
You've been apart for one day.
How much trouble could he possibly have gotten into? Nothing went wrong.
The loan-shark guy stopped at a bar.
Gave him some time to drink a few rounds.
When he comes out, I'm gonna bust him.
Keep me out of this.
Okay, this dude has a screw loose and a big-ass knife.
The two do not mix well.
Will you relax? I've been following this dude and the bag of money for hours.
I got the situation completely under control.
Here he is now.
Son of a Where's the bag? Uh, I got to call you back.
Uh Hey, hey, hey, hoss! Slow down a sec.
Uh Sorry, do I know you? Dallas p.
D.
Keep your hands where I can see'em.
I got to ask you a few questions.
You're a cop? Yes, sir, I am.
You got a badge? Of course I got a badge.
Why wouldn't I have a badge? Actually, I don't have a badge.
I'm undercover.
As what, the'70s? Wow.
I love it.
That's funny.
I never heard that before.
Where's the bag? I don't want this to get violent.
Where did it go? Relax.
I've been following this dude That's just predatory lending.
Is okay.
Once we have Sasha back, he will get money.
I can't wait to see the smile on Sasha's face.
You know the one I'm talking about with the Yeah, yeah.
Look, let's get real The money is gone.
I am a loan shark.
I loaned it Shark style.
That is all I can say.
Ho, ho, ho.
One second.
One second.
No! Yep.
Whoa! I'm gonna have to take you in for resisting arrest.
The hell you are.
Show me your oh! All right.
Whoa! Oh.
Oh, my lord! Whoa, low-blood-sugar moment.
Yeah, you got to keep your potassium up when you're drinking! He just had about, oh, I don't know, three margaritas too many, but don't y'all worry.
You guys look great.
Everything is completely under control.
Dan? Dan, are you here? Oh, my God! This place has been ransacked! No, it it's always like this.
Uh, Jack, when I was talking about having fun earlier, this isn't exactly what I had in mind.
Doesn't smell like he's been here recently.
Oh, wow.
Is this a shrine to himself? Not really.
He calls it a "tribute.
" To himself.
Look, Jack, Dan is nowhere to be found.
There's no beer in the fridge.
Well, is it possible he just ran out of beer? Actually, no.
All right, he had to have taken it somewhere.
Maybe to his thinking place.
I'm not even gonna ask.
You know what, Jack? I've had enough fun for one night.
I know this is your job and you got to do it, but, um, makes it hard to have a good time, doesn't it? Well, no.
Can you just take me home? Dan! It it's me, Julius, man.
I got the, uh, I got the burger.
Over here.
Yeah, I got the burgers that you was asking for, man.
Oh! What are you trying to do to me, man? I thought the whole idea of this was you was gonna keep me out of it? There have been some unanticipated developments.
The department's money is gone.
Your friend has loaned it to someone.
Turns out he also puts the "loan" in loan shark.
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
I know, I know, I know.
Give me the burgers here.
Okay, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.
The easy way is you tell me exactly what I want to know and we open a couple of beers and then we enjoy a lasso burger.
Mmm.
How's that smell? The best hamburger Think about it In Texas.
That is door number one.
Door number two is the hard way, which I would really rather not do because I have not yet loosened up or stretched.
So, my question to you is What's it gonna be? I ain't talking.
I ain't a snitch.
Hey! Hey, now that's uncalled for.
Shoe fits.
Oh, damn it.
It's gonna be the hard way.
Oh, no.
You know what, Dan? Can IPunch him? You sucker-punched me yesterday.
Yeah, sure.
I mean, I'm not a lawyer, but, you know, seems fair to me.
Yeah.
Okay.
Ohh! That's for coming a day early! Ahh! What was that for? That's for interest.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Looky here.
Nice police work, my brother.
Okay, don't call me that.
Why not? It it's you know, it's weird.
Yeah, I get it.
Hey! That is private property! Yes, it is.
It looks to be a list of all the people you have lent money to, and I would imagine that the person you lent my money to is on this list.
So, what should we do? I tell you what I do hate to be rude, but I just need to make Make a couple phone calls.
Well, wait, wait, wait.
Don't, don't.
Hang on one second.
Tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch! Hang on.
"Bad mike"? This is Detective Dan stark All right, all right! I loaned the money to two guys called the Georgians.
Where do I find them? There you are! Why didn't you answer my calls? Well, I seem to remember someone telling me that I was not their partner while we were on vacation.
You didn't steal $50,000 fromom the department, did you? Of course I di't steal $50,000.
I borrowed $50,000 from the department.
Are you out of your mind? I did it for a very good reason To save our dear friend and snitch Julius grant's opportunity to bring a child into this world.
But if your concerns are financial And I understand that right now You can rest assured that I am on my way to pick up the money that I borrowed right now.
So thank you for coming 'cause now you can help.
I scouted the place.
Good news.
I can't wait.
I peeked in the window around back.
The money is sitting right there on a table.
Okay, so what should we do, Dan? 'Cause not only do we not have a warrant, we don't have badges.
So, what's your plan? You just gonna walk up, knock on the door, and say, "dallas police.
Freeze.
Drop your weapons.
We're surrounding the building.
Now give us the money back.
" I was thinking more like I'd, uh, pick the lock, grab the bag when they're not looking, and hightail it out of there.
So stealing it.
That's your brilliant plan.
Oh, come on, jacko.
It's not stealing if they don't see you take it.
It's the very definition of stealing.
Cover me.
Oh Cover you with what, Dan? 'Cause I turned my gun in to ruiz when you got us both suspended.
Think positive thoughts.
Send good energy.
Yes, we have the money.
Announcer on tv:Trail by 12 with a minute and a half to play in regulation.
A business loan.
Do you take cash bills? Very good.
And the plan, how is it coming? Is done, then? Wonderful! Where can we meet you? Hang on.
Let me write this down.
All right, Dan.
There's another pen right over there.
Okay.
Yes.
Uh-huh.
I'll see you there.
No, no, no, no! What the hell? Hey! Hey! Dallas police! Drop your weapons! Freeze! We're surrounding the building! Not again! Let's get the money and get out of here! Next time, I'll cover you.
This peach is incredibly juicy.
Do you want one? No, I'm fine.
There's a lot of stuff here written about the same guy, a Sasha tsalka.
I'm guessing he's not the brains of the operation.
Well, your friends came through with the cash.
It's gonna be delivered this afternoon, which means you are getting out of here.
The only way to make a clean break is while transferring you to a high-security facility.
Of course, I'd need a justifiable reason for transferring you there.
Doing serious bodily harm to a guard would be a good example.
You think you can help me out? All right, then.
Johnson! Yes, sir? Escort this prisoner back to his cell, please, sir.
Please help me! Why am I not surprised? I mean, yeah, sure.
Why not? You know? What's another black spot on our record? That's exactly what I thought.
Okay, here's the situation Your friends with my 50 grand, they just tried to fill us with lead.
So now you're gonna tell us why.
Or we can drag you down to the station.
With your knife and all the snip, snip, snipping you've been doing, you could spend a long time in jail.
No, no, no.
You got it all wrong.
I am really a nice guy.
You have to understand something In my business, the only leverage I have is the threat of cutting off a man's jewels.
Any actual lopping off would be a failure on my part.
I would not get my money back, I would lose a customer, and probably a friend.
Okay.
Um Well, why don't you tell us w- what you know, and And we can all be friends? We could be pals.
Okay, there was one thing.
They wanted to some equipment, some military stuff.
Military stuff? What kind of military stuff? Rocket grenade launchers, gas masks.
One of those things that the army uses to stop cars.
You know what? This has been a great start.
I did good? Yeah.
You're turning into a great snitch.
Dig in.
The money is all here.
Mm.
Nice.
I need to walk you through this.
You're gonna need these.
This is the primary route we use for high-security prisoner transports.
Usually, we escort the van with an armed convoy.
I'll make sure we're riding light.
You hit the van here.
You're gonna get one shot at this, slick, so make sure you arrive with enough firepower to make it count.
We have everything we need.
That's right.
We're loaded for bear.
Okay, we got to stop this, whatever "this" is.
We've got to call it in.
I thought you said it wasn't a case.
I did.
And it's not.
It's just You're right.
We're still cops.
Can you call Liz, see if she can work some of her lawyer mojo on it? No, no.
Now is not a good time to call Liz.
Did you guys have a fight? No, we were having a terrific evening, but then I found out that my partner stole $50,000 from the police department.
Borrowed $50,000.
I borrowed $50,000.
Yeah, okay.
I got to call the lieutenant.
Tell me you have found your idiotic partner.
Uh, no.
Uh, not yet, but I But I'm close.
Inches away, really.
Let me handle this.
Detective? Hi, uh, yes, hello.
Um, look, I-I've got a theory on where stark might be, but just to be sure, I need some department information, you know, under the table.
Okay, what's going on, Jack? Well, to be fair, you probably shouldn't know about it, lieutenant.
Legally speaking.
But it's just one record.
Which one? Sasha tsalka.
T- S-a-l-k-a.
All right, but you should know that I have an a.
P.
B.
Out on stark, okay? The entire department is looking for him.
That that's great.
That will really help.
All right, here we go.
Sasha tsalka.
Looks like he's at leland state pen.
Oh, this is interesting.
He's about to be transferred to a supermax.
Transferred to supermax? When? About 20 minutes.
Uh, lieutenant, you might want to call the prison and tell them they're gonna need to beef up their security for that prisoner transfer.
What is this about, Detective? I'm sorry, I got to go, but as soon as I can, I'll get you up to speed.
Okay, turn here.
If they're going from leland state pen to the supermax, they got to take 11th.
You sure about that? Why else would they buy all that equipment, all right? Someone is busting this Sasha out of prison unless we get there first.
That's what I'm talking about! You're using your cop sense! It's what's inside that counts! You know, I'd like to point out that you financed this prison break with department money! Don't get bogged down in the details.
The important thing is, we are on the streets, enforcing the law.
Whoa! You just ran that red light! What did I just say about not getting bogged down in the details? I had that dream again last night.
Mm-hmm.
The one where ruiz is giving me a bubble bath.
Was that who I thought that was? I've been waiting for this my whole life.
This is Hodges and lang.
We have eyes on the trans am.
Request permission to attempt a disabling maneuver, and possibly the use of lethal force, if necessary.
Hey, Hodges, Dan stark here.
We're involved in a little police work, so you might want to sit this one out.
Also, people still think you're dumb.
Ooh.
Where the hell's the prison van? This is the road.
I mean, we're bound to cross him sometime.
Just keep your eye out.
Uh, hey.
Hey.
Do you have one second? Uh Yeah, sure.
Listen, I wanted to apologize to you.
I went off on you the other day, and I shouldn't have done that.
Right, right.
Truth be told, Kyle and I just aren't connecting lately.
I don't know what it is, but it feels like he just isn't even listening to me anymore.
Watch out! I won't lie.
That was close.
Jack? What's going on? I'm sorry, what did you say? Oh, my God, you've got to be kidding me.
No, I-l-I agree.
Or or disagree.
It's it's just, uh You know what, Jack? Never mind.
No, wait! Liz! Oh.
Lizzy got some burlap in her panties? What do you say next time ruiz puts us on "vacation," we just head down to Mia mi? So you're saying there will be a next time.
Nice.
This is warden teague.
Warden, this is lieutenant ruiz from Dallas p.
D.
We've been hearing some, well, let's just call it chatter about a prisoner you're moving today.
What do you mean, chatter? Nothing definitive.
Just thought you might want to hold off on that transfer till we can provide you with some extra security.
I'd like to help you, lieutenant, but that convoy has left already.
I- Ý tell you what.
I'll see what I can muster up.
But I want to thank you for the heads up.
Anytime.
Pull it over, stark! Lose them! The hell did Hodges learn to drive like that? The guy wears loafers.
Pull over, stark! Pull it over, stark! Pull it over now! Pull it over! Pull over, stark! We've got you! Yeah, just one second, Hodges.
Just give me the milk out of the back seat.
The milk! Stat! Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me, give it to me.
How old is that milk? Whoo! Old.
Hey, lang! Stark! Whoo! Okay, why do you have a gallon of old milk in the back seat? That's an oldie but goodie that Frank came up with.
It's called "a milk shake.
" Was that? Yes, yes! I'm gonna have to ask you to hang on for this! I can't wait to see the big lug.
Sasha! You've lost weight, my friend.
You look tiny.
Police! Freeze! Drop your weapon! Now put your hands on your head and slowly back out of the vehicle.
Do not turn around or I will shoot you, all right? A cop with knife? Yeah.
You're you're just gonna have to trust me on that one.
In Georgia, we do not shoot an unarmed man.
However, in Georgia Who needs a gun? Am I right? Uh, I wouldn't mind one right now.
Good thing there's two of us.
Yeah, but there's like three of him.
Got to fight him hand-to-hand! Like gladiators! What are you talking about? Give me that knife.
Dan Dan, what are you doing? Ha! No, no, no! Dan! Oh ow! Okay.
What do you, uh, what do you say we just get back in the van and talk this out, yeah? No? Okay.
All right.
Uh Ow.
Dan! Little help here.
Yeah, yeah.
I think we're wearing him down! Yeah.
Don't lose hope! Okay.
It's like "rocky iv.
" What? The ending Not the beginning where the big Russian dude kills the black guy.
Oh, my lord! Dan, we need a better plan here, buddy.
Yeah, we do! Oh, God.
Okay.
Hey, uh, you don't need your eyes to catch a bad guy, right? Huh? No, I don't need my eyes! All I need is my cop sense! Oh! What? Hey, big guy! Ooh! Geez.
Agh! Ooh! My eyes.
I love the smell of tear gas in the afternoon! Come on! This is spicy! Come on! Jack, where is he? You got to help me! Am I close? To your right! My right! No, other right, I think.
Other right! Come on! Ah! Ow! I got him! I got him! Yeah, getting tired, baby! Jack! Oh! He's double-husky! I turned around.
I clocked my boy, knocked him out.
He fell out.
So then the other dude came, but he punched me in my eye.
And another one kick Oh, you know what? Right back.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Hey, hey.
These dudes smugglers, all three of them.
The thin one he Russian or something like that.
And this big dude I know you supposed to be in jail, man.
You're Dan stark's c.
I.
, right? Yeah.
Yeah, I'm Julius grant.
Care to tell me how they got here? I single-handedly arrested them.
Yeah, it's like a It's like a citizen's arrest.
Now, my question is, is there like a reward for this kind of thing? Okay, I'm gonna take that as a yes.
Mmm.
Smells like home, doesn't it? Indeed, it does.
And old milk.
Hey, Hodges.
You still smell like a cow's ass.
If I were lieutenant, you two would never get your badges back.
Since you're not, we lined up a new informant named kasson.
A former loan shark.
Surprisingly nice guy.
Would you do the paperwork on that? Thank you, stinky.
Thanks, buddy.
Oh.
Hello, Liz.
This is weird.
Did it get weird? Yeah.
I know it's awkward, but I-I just I want to keep standing here.
Can I? You're mad at me, aren't you? Yes.
Because I was rude to you on the phone? Mm-hmm.
You do realize that I was in the middle of a high-speed chase? It was very dangerous.
Oh, I forgot you are two-thirds fun and one-third danger.
Exactly.
And you just happened to catch me during that one-third.
Right.
So let me make this up to you.
You, me, some harmless paper targets, and some live ammo.
Jack Bailey, that is every girl's dream.
You sure your job won't interfere this time? Absolutely.
Bailey.
Yeah? Ý need you and stark in my office now.
Except this one time.
Dan? Coming, dear.
Here we are again, gentlemen.
So what's it gonna be, Ana? You gonna double-dog suspend us? You should know that the money that went missing from the narcoticsepartment was marked.
Marked? Yes, it was.
And our system got tripped.
Turns out, someone deposited that money.
Cuff him.
What? Hey! He paid off guards, clerks, inmates.
This marked money exposed a major prison scandal.
You're welcome.
Well, uh, what happens if if word gets out about, uh, Dan's, uh, "borrowing"? Um If people find out that he stole the cash No, no.
No, no one stole the cash.
One of our detectives simply signed out the money for a sting operation.
And, thankfully, there is paperwork on file.
It's terrible paperwork, but it's paperwork.
I never was really good with the forms.
Okay, so, lieutenant, what does this mean? You are reinstated, effective immediately.
God help us all.
I love it! You sly dog, Ana.
No sly dog here.
I love this new side of you.
No, no, no.
No new side.
It's smoking hot.
No, no, no.
No hot No smoking side.
You're a complicated woman.
Just get the hell out of my office, please, and don't let me think about what I just did.
Dirty.
I like it.
Nice bust.
Come on, partner.
Vacation's over.
Spicy! Spicy in my eyes! Where are ya? I can't see! Aah! Aah! I can't see! I can't see! Aah! Aah! Dallas police department! I am commando-ing this vehicle! Please exit the vehicle! Get out! Thank you.
All right.
What is is this automatic or stick? It's it's an automatic! Are you okay to drive? It's an automatic? Yeah.
What are you Uh Okay, so, just so I'm clear, you commandeered a civilian vehicle, then drove down the street completely blind in pursuit of a suspect.
And I caught him.
I caught him.
And he was caught.
You're welcome.
I'm over here.
You're welcome.
Okay, so in your world, I'm happy that you veered up onto a sidewalk, destroyed a dozen parking meters, and then collided with an ice cream truck? Distracting the suspect so that he lost control of his moped thingy, whereupon my partner arrested him.
Dan, you caused thousands of dollars worth of damage, and, not to mention, endangered the lives of numerous innocent pedestrians.
Please! Ý was in complete control the entire time.
Okay then.
You're suspended.
What? Both of you.
What? On my desk, guns and badges.
Now.
Effective immediately.
Oh.
Lieutenant, with all due respect, why am I being suspended? I didn't do anything! Exactly.
You had an opportunity to strangle him before he got in the car, and you didn't.
So, therefore, guns and badges on my desk, gentlemen.
This is bullcrap.
I don't need my eyes to bust a punk.
The only sense I need is my cop sense.
Oh! Well, all in all, I got to call that a win.
A "win"? Dan, we got suspended for a week.
That is a loss.
That is a blowout loss.
Come on, you're acting like you've never been suspended before.
I have never been suspended before.
Well, look, every cop goes on "vacation" once in a while.
It's the department's way of saying you've been working too hard, chill out, recharge your batteries.
Dan, this is not a vacation! This is a serious black spot on our careers.
Sounds like you need a beer.
How about we pick up a six-pack and decompress in my thinking room? Your "thinking room"? Yeah, no.
That sounds like getting drunk at the carousel.
No, thank you.
Well, we got to make a game plan for our vacation.
You know what? We don't have to do anything.
'Cause if there is one bright spot in all of this, it's that whatever idiotic, stupid, boneheaded thing you do tomorrow, it won't be my problem.
That's no way to talk to your partner.
We're not partners, Dan.
Not this week.
I'm on vacation.
Hey, I I'm not the enemy here! We may be on vacation, but the bad guys aren't! There is much work to do, comrade.
Come.
We need to do this deal as soon as possible.
Today.
We'll see about that.
First thing I need to know is who I'm dealing with.
We are known in certain circles as "the Georgians.
" You don't sound like you're from Georgia.
I am from Democratic Republic of Georgia.
My associate, buck, is from Atlanta.
Pleasure to make your acquaintance.
Georgia, Georgia.
Yes, is Is very funny.
Everyone makes joke.
We hooked up doing smugglin' runs out of the Gulf.
There was this kingpin down in Mexico was asking for "the Georgian.
" I- Ý thought he was talkin' about me, and Nikolai thought he was talkin"bout him.
We both show up, make team.
Rest is history.
Anyway, we got raided by the feds last June, and Nik's cousin Sasha got pinched, and we've been a man down ever since.
Our contact, he said you are capable of breaking a man out of prison.
Is this true? I can bust your buddy out.
I can bust anybody out.
For a price.
Then give us price.
That depends on who you want sprung, don't it? Who is it we're talkin' about here? We want our Sasha back.
Ooh, baby.
Says here this fella killed an FBI Agent with his bare hands? Bit a fella's ear off? What do y'all want with a psycho like this? Sasha is not psycho.
He is hero.
He is like a ray of light in this dark world.
Aah! Aah! Sasha, hurry! Go! You are too good for this world, Sasha! Every night I see his face looking back at me.
His big, noble hands crushing the life out of the FBI Agent.
Now the joy of smuggling is gone.
My heart is breaking.
If we don't spring Sasha soon, we might as well just pack it in and head on back to Georgia.
Or possibly Georgia.
Yeah, I get your point.
Well, sir, you want a fella like your buddy out of the joint, it's gonna cost you some real money.
You gotta be kidding me We ain't got this.
Then I guess you could have figured out the way you live with a broken heart.
- Hey! - Hey! - Said I'd find you here.
- Yeah, I guess I Needed to blow off a little steam.
Nice? Thank you.
How are you? My day's going pretty crappy.
So I was actually coming by to see if you wanted too Do some fun, later.
Get a drink or something.
I mean as friends.
We can do that still, right? As friends? Yeah, have fun? Yeah, yeah.
I'm tons of fun.
Well, ah, I'm two-thirds fun, one-third danger.
That right? You okay? Just more Kyle stuff.
You know.
The point is that we had a fight, and we are not speaking at the moment.
Do you mind? No.
Be my guest.
It looks like we could both use a little fun.
Julius grant! Dallas police department! We got the place surrounded! I am on vacation! I got a cooler full of beers in the car.
Looking for a little quality snitch/detective time.
Dan.
Son of a Julius.
What the hell happened to you? What the hell you think happened? It looks like you got punched in the face really hard.
Oh, no, no, no.
Man, you said I had two weeks.
That's right.
So? It's been 13 days.
I don't think that's right.
I borrowed the money on the 5th.
Today's the 18th.
Wait, no, the 5th was a Monday.
No, I borrowed the money on a Tuesday, okay? Today's Monday, which means that it's been 13 days.
You're a day early.
Well, consider this a courtesy reminder visit.
Okay.
Just you know, next time, you just give me a call, okay? In cash.
If I don't see it by tomorrow Snip.
Ouch.
He'd really do that? Yeah, man.
He's threatened to take my, uh, my baby-making accessories, man.
Dude's name is kasson, man.
And he just he puts the shark in loan shark.
How did you end up borrowing Look, these shelves they don't fill themselves, man, okay? Plus, I'm trying to go straight, you know, streamline my business model.
Stop stealing all the stuff you sell? Yes, okay? But you know what? It turns out that the stealing kept my overhead down.
You know, I got an Uncle with one "testee," and he's doing great.
You know, it's all systems go down below.
I'm just thinking that maybe you can talk this guy down to a huevo solo.
You talking about one? A single.
No, no.
You don't need two! It's like kidneys.
No, it's not.
I understand the emotional attachment.
It's a matched pair.
They don't have to be.
But they are.
They got fake ones.
It's a matched pair, Dan.
Okay? Look, you want to help me, help me, man.
I need a little cop action on this, Dan.
See, the problem is, this vacation I'm on is the kind where you don't really carry a badge.
You got suspended? It's more like a- A disciplinary sabbatical.
Are you serious? I saved your life, Dan.
I saved your partner's life.
I took a bullet for you.
And the one time I really need you, you're suspended.
I may be able to help you get that 50 grand.
Where you gonna get Hey, stark, that parking is for police officers only.
People think you're stupid.
I'm not about to let a loan shark run my only snitch out of town.
Ohh! Oh! Put it back.
What are you, crazy? Did you steal this money? No, I didn't steal it.
I borrowed it.
You pay off the shark, I'll bust him.
I'll get it back before anybody knows it's gone.
Hey, not to criticize your technique, but I-I just don't think this is how a cop should handle this.
Well, good thing this week I'm not a cop.
Okay.
So just you know I don't know Tell me how does this work, again? Just hand the dude the bag.
Okay, then what do you do? I'll be in the back in case he figures out he's being set up and starts cutting people.
Whoa.
"People"? Ý-I'm the only one in here, Dan.
Don't get worked up! It's gonna be fine.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
So, w-we do the deal.
You run in and you bust him, he's gonna know that we were working together.
No, I'm not gonna bust him right away.
I'm gonna tail him for a while and bust him later.
He's never gonna connect me and you.
Okay, but wait a sec.
I got another question for you.
How you gonna bust him? You're not exactly a cop right now.
Fine, I am going to retrieve the money, and then I am going to detain him at an undisclosed location until I get my badge back.
That sounds like you're just gonna rob him and then kidnap him and then, like, keep him in a dungeon for like a week.
You know what? It's it's very technical.
You'd never understand.
There he is.
He's coming.
Okay.
All right.
You're good, man.
Shoot! Kasson.
Hey, how you doing, man? It's good to see you.
So, do you have my money today? Or does the shark Get to have a bite? Okay, all right.
I got your money.
No biting.
Here.
It's all here in the bag o'money.
This is great! You know, I was hoping I wouldn't have to Hey, okay.
Right.
Snip your grapes off.
Yeah, I was rooting for that, too.
I want to apologize for the mix-up yesterday.
I know you have a lot of places you can go for money, and I appreciate you coming to me.
Honestly, you and me I was hoping that we could still be friends.
Like b.
F.
F.
'S.
Mm-hmm.
Sure.
You know what? Could you put that away for me, please? It's making me a tiny bit uncomfortable.
This thing? It is.
Sure, sure.
It is.
It's really just for show You know, the knife, the crazy eyes.
To be honest with you, I haven't had to use this since Thanksgiving.
I cut a guy who wouldn't pass the gravy.
I'm kidding.
Or am I? I I didn't I didn't know.
I was in it, right? Yeah.
I'm just gonna count this and I'll get out of here.
It ain't enough, Nik.
Teague wants 50 grand to spring Sasha, and we ain't even close to that.
This is bad.
Is very bad.
I don't know if we're gonna be able to pull this off.
Don't think that way! We do it for Sasha.
Think of the good times we had together.
Remember how Sasha always is wiping bloody hand on sleeve after he kill a man? And we have to say, "no! Is evidence! Don't do that!" And then we have to burn his clothes.
And you remember when Sasha beat that trucker to death, put the guy's hat on his head? Ah, yes! And he dance around and say, "hey, look at me! Mm.
Really persistent.
I'm sure it's just, uh, Dan wanting a drinking partner.
The off button's the red one right there.
It's ruiz.
UmI-I don't know I I- Ý'm sorry.
I let me just Uh, this is Bailey.
Is he with you? Put stark on the phone.
Now.
I have no idea where Dan is.
What's going on? Oh, nothing big.
Just $50,000 is missing from the narcotics division.
$50,000? Uh, okay.
Well, this may sound like a stupid question, but are you sure it's Dan? Well, whoever took the money left an I.
O.
U.
Written on a bar napkin! Yeah, that sounds like Dan.
Find your partner and see what kind of trouble he's gotten himself into.
Yeah, understood.
What was that about? Dan's in trouble.
You've been apart for one day.
How much trouble could he possibly have gotten into? Nothing went wrong.
The loan-shark guy stopped at a bar.
Gave him some time to drink a few rounds.
When he comes out, I'm gonna bust him.
Keep me out of this.
Okay, this dude has a screw loose and a big-ass knife.
The two do not mix well.
Will you relax? I've been following this dude and the bag of money for hours.
I got the situation completely under control.
Here he is now.
Son of a Where's the bag? Uh, I got to call you back.
Uh Hey, hey, hey, hoss! Slow down a sec.
Uh Sorry, do I know you? Dallas p.
D.
Keep your hands where I can see'em.
I got to ask you a few questions.
You're a cop? Yes, sir, I am.
You got a badge? Of course I got a badge.
Why wouldn't I have a badge? Actually, I don't have a badge.
I'm undercover.
As what, the'70s? Wow.
I love it.
That's funny.
I never heard that before.
Where's the bag? I don't want this to get violent.
Where did it go? Relax.
I've been following this dude That's just predatory lending.
Is okay.
Once we have Sasha back, he will get money.
I can't wait to see the smile on Sasha's face.
You know the one I'm talking about with the Yeah, yeah.
Look, let's get real The money is gone.
I am a loan shark.
I loaned it Shark style.
That is all I can say.
Ho, ho, ho.
One second.
One second.
No! Yep.
Whoa! I'm gonna have to take you in for resisting arrest.
The hell you are.
Show me your oh! All right.
Whoa! Oh.
Oh, my lord! Whoa, low-blood-sugar moment.
Yeah, you got to keep your potassium up when you're drinking! He just had about, oh, I don't know, three margaritas too many, but don't y'all worry.
You guys look great.
Everything is completely under control.
Dan? Dan, are you here? Oh, my God! This place has been ransacked! No, it it's always like this.
Uh, Jack, when I was talking about having fun earlier, this isn't exactly what I had in mind.
Doesn't smell like he's been here recently.
Oh, wow.
Is this a shrine to himself? Not really.
He calls it a "tribute.
" To himself.
Look, Jack, Dan is nowhere to be found.
There's no beer in the fridge.
Well, is it possible he just ran out of beer? Actually, no.
All right, he had to have taken it somewhere.
Maybe to his thinking place.
I'm not even gonna ask.
You know what, Jack? I've had enough fun for one night.
I know this is your job and you got to do it, but, um, makes it hard to have a good time, doesn't it? Well, no.
Can you just take me home? Dan! It it's me, Julius, man.
I got the, uh, I got the burger.
Over here.
Yeah, I got the burgers that you was asking for, man.
Oh! What are you trying to do to me, man? I thought the whole idea of this was you was gonna keep me out of it? There have been some unanticipated developments.
The department's money is gone.
Your friend has loaned it to someone.
Turns out he also puts the "loan" in loan shark.
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
I know, I know, I know.
Give me the burgers here.
Okay, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.
The easy way is you tell me exactly what I want to know and we open a couple of beers and then we enjoy a lasso burger.
Mmm.
How's that smell? The best hamburger Think about it In Texas.
That is door number one.
Door number two is the hard way, which I would really rather not do because I have not yet loosened up or stretched.
So, my question to you is What's it gonna be? I ain't talking.
I ain't a snitch.
Hey! Hey, now that's uncalled for.
Shoe fits.
Oh, damn it.
It's gonna be the hard way.
Oh, no.
You know what, Dan? Can IPunch him? You sucker-punched me yesterday.
Yeah, sure.
I mean, I'm not a lawyer, but, you know, seems fair to me.
Yeah.
Okay.
Ohh! That's for coming a day early! Ahh! What was that for? That's for interest.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Looky here.
Nice police work, my brother.
Okay, don't call me that.
Why not? It it's you know, it's weird.
Yeah, I get it.
Hey! That is private property! Yes, it is.
It looks to be a list of all the people you have lent money to, and I would imagine that the person you lent my money to is on this list.
So, what should we do? I tell you what I do hate to be rude, but I just need to make Make a couple phone calls.
Well, wait, wait, wait.
Don't, don't.
Hang on one second.
Tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch, tch! Hang on.
"Bad mike"? This is Detective Dan stark All right, all right! I loaned the money to two guys called the Georgians.
Where do I find them? There you are! Why didn't you answer my calls? Well, I seem to remember someone telling me that I was not their partner while we were on vacation.
You didn't steal $50,000 fromom the department, did you? Of course I di't steal $50,000.
I borrowed $50,000 from the department.
Are you out of your mind? I did it for a very good reason To save our dear friend and snitch Julius grant's opportunity to bring a child into this world.
But if your concerns are financial And I understand that right now You can rest assured that I am on my way to pick up the money that I borrowed right now.
So thank you for coming 'cause now you can help.
I scouted the place.
Good news.
I can't wait.
I peeked in the window around back.
The money is sitting right there on a table.
Okay, so what should we do, Dan? 'Cause not only do we not have a warrant, we don't have badges.
So, what's your plan? You just gonna walk up, knock on the door, and say, "dallas police.
Freeze.
Drop your weapons.
We're surrounding the building.
Now give us the money back.
" I was thinking more like I'd, uh, pick the lock, grab the bag when they're not looking, and hightail it out of there.
So stealing it.
That's your brilliant plan.
Oh, come on, jacko.
It's not stealing if they don't see you take it.
It's the very definition of stealing.
Cover me.
Oh Cover you with what, Dan? 'Cause I turned my gun in to ruiz when you got us both suspended.
Think positive thoughts.
Send good energy.
Yes, we have the money.
Announcer on tv:Trail by 12 with a minute and a half to play in regulation.
A business loan.
Do you take cash bills? Very good.
And the plan, how is it coming? Is done, then? Wonderful! Where can we meet you? Hang on.
Let me write this down.
All right, Dan.
There's another pen right over there.
Okay.
Yes.
Uh-huh.
I'll see you there.
No, no, no, no! What the hell? Hey! Hey! Dallas police! Drop your weapons! Freeze! We're surrounding the building! Not again! Let's get the money and get out of here! Next time, I'll cover you.
This peach is incredibly juicy.
Do you want one? No, I'm fine.
There's a lot of stuff here written about the same guy, a Sasha tsalka.
I'm guessing he's not the brains of the operation.
Well, your friends came through with the cash.
It's gonna be delivered this afternoon, which means you are getting out of here.
The only way to make a clean break is while transferring you to a high-security facility.
Of course, I'd need a justifiable reason for transferring you there.
Doing serious bodily harm to a guard would be a good example.
You think you can help me out? All right, then.
Johnson! Yes, sir? Escort this prisoner back to his cell, please, sir.
Please help me! Why am I not surprised? I mean, yeah, sure.
Why not? You know? What's another black spot on our record? That's exactly what I thought.
Okay, here's the situation Your friends with my 50 grand, they just tried to fill us with lead.
So now you're gonna tell us why.
Or we can drag you down to the station.
With your knife and all the snip, snip, snipping you've been doing, you could spend a long time in jail.
No, no, no.
You got it all wrong.
I am really a nice guy.
You have to understand something In my business, the only leverage I have is the threat of cutting off a man's jewels.
Any actual lopping off would be a failure on my part.
I would not get my money back, I would lose a customer, and probably a friend.
Okay.
Um Well, why don't you tell us w- what you know, and And we can all be friends? We could be pals.
Okay, there was one thing.
They wanted to some equipment, some military stuff.
Military stuff? What kind of military stuff? Rocket grenade launchers, gas masks.
One of those things that the army uses to stop cars.
You know what? This has been a great start.
I did good? Yeah.
You're turning into a great snitch.
Dig in.
The money is all here.
Mm.
Nice.
I need to walk you through this.
You're gonna need these.
This is the primary route we use for high-security prisoner transports.
Usually, we escort the van with an armed convoy.
I'll make sure we're riding light.
You hit the van here.
You're gonna get one shot at this, slick, so make sure you arrive with enough firepower to make it count.
We have everything we need.
That's right.
We're loaded for bear.
Okay, we got to stop this, whatever "this" is.
We've got to call it in.
I thought you said it wasn't a case.
I did.
And it's not.
It's just You're right.
We're still cops.
Can you call Liz, see if she can work some of her lawyer mojo on it? No, no.
Now is not a good time to call Liz.
Did you guys have a fight? No, we were having a terrific evening, but then I found out that my partner stole $50,000 from the police department.
Borrowed $50,000.
I borrowed $50,000.
Yeah, okay.
I got to call the lieutenant.
Tell me you have found your idiotic partner.
Uh, no.
Uh, not yet, but I But I'm close.
Inches away, really.
Let me handle this.
Detective? Hi, uh, yes, hello.
Um, look, I-I've got a theory on where stark might be, but just to be sure, I need some department information, you know, under the table.
Okay, what's going on, Jack? Well, to be fair, you probably shouldn't know about it, lieutenant.
Legally speaking.
But it's just one record.
Which one? Sasha tsalka.
T- S-a-l-k-a.
All right, but you should know that I have an a.
P.
B.
Out on stark, okay? The entire department is looking for him.
That that's great.
That will really help.
All right, here we go.
Sasha tsalka.
Looks like he's at leland state pen.
Oh, this is interesting.
He's about to be transferred to a supermax.
Transferred to supermax? When? About 20 minutes.
Uh, lieutenant, you might want to call the prison and tell them they're gonna need to beef up their security for that prisoner transfer.
What is this about, Detective? I'm sorry, I got to go, but as soon as I can, I'll get you up to speed.
Okay, turn here.
If they're going from leland state pen to the supermax, they got to take 11th.
You sure about that? Why else would they buy all that equipment, all right? Someone is busting this Sasha out of prison unless we get there first.
That's what I'm talking about! You're using your cop sense! It's what's inside that counts! You know, I'd like to point out that you financed this prison break with department money! Don't get bogged down in the details.
The important thing is, we are on the streets, enforcing the law.
Whoa! You just ran that red light! What did I just say about not getting bogged down in the details? I had that dream again last night.
Mm-hmm.
The one where ruiz is giving me a bubble bath.
Was that who I thought that was? I've been waiting for this my whole life.
This is Hodges and lang.
We have eyes on the trans am.
Request permission to attempt a disabling maneuver, and possibly the use of lethal force, if necessary.
Hey, Hodges, Dan stark here.
We're involved in a little police work, so you might want to sit this one out.
Also, people still think you're dumb.
Ooh.
Where the hell's the prison van? This is the road.
I mean, we're bound to cross him sometime.
Just keep your eye out.
Uh, hey.
Hey.
Do you have one second? Uh Yeah, sure.
Listen, I wanted to apologize to you.
I went off on you the other day, and I shouldn't have done that.
Right, right.
Truth be told, Kyle and I just aren't connecting lately.
I don't know what it is, but it feels like he just isn't even listening to me anymore.
Watch out! I won't lie.
That was close.
Jack? What's going on? I'm sorry, what did you say? Oh, my God, you've got to be kidding me.
No, I-l-I agree.
Or or disagree.
It's it's just, uh You know what, Jack? Never mind.
No, wait! Liz! Oh.
Lizzy got some burlap in her panties? What do you say next time ruiz puts us on "vacation," we just head down to Mia mi? So you're saying there will be a next time.
Nice.
This is warden teague.
Warden, this is lieutenant ruiz from Dallas p.
D.
We've been hearing some, well, let's just call it chatter about a prisoner you're moving today.
What do you mean, chatter? Nothing definitive.
Just thought you might want to hold off on that transfer till we can provide you with some extra security.
I'd like to help you, lieutenant, but that convoy has left already.
I- Ý tell you what.
I'll see what I can muster up.
But I want to thank you for the heads up.
Anytime.
Pull it over, stark! Lose them! The hell did Hodges learn to drive like that? The guy wears loafers.
Pull over, stark! Pull it over, stark! Pull it over now! Pull it over! Pull over, stark! We've got you! Yeah, just one second, Hodges.
Just give me the milk out of the back seat.
The milk! Stat! Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me, give it to me.
How old is that milk? Whoo! Old.
Hey, lang! Stark! Whoo! Okay, why do you have a gallon of old milk in the back seat? That's an oldie but goodie that Frank came up with.
It's called "a milk shake.
" Was that? Yes, yes! I'm gonna have to ask you to hang on for this! I can't wait to see the big lug.
Sasha! You've lost weight, my friend.
You look tiny.
Police! Freeze! Drop your weapon! Now put your hands on your head and slowly back out of the vehicle.
Do not turn around or I will shoot you, all right? A cop with knife? Yeah.
You're you're just gonna have to trust me on that one.
In Georgia, we do not shoot an unarmed man.
However, in Georgia Who needs a gun? Am I right? Uh, I wouldn't mind one right now.
Good thing there's two of us.
Yeah, but there's like three of him.
Got to fight him hand-to-hand! Like gladiators! What are you talking about? Give me that knife.
Dan Dan, what are you doing? Ha! No, no, no! Dan! Oh ow! Okay.
What do you, uh, what do you say we just get back in the van and talk this out, yeah? No? Okay.
All right.
Uh Ow.
Dan! Little help here.
Yeah, yeah.
I think we're wearing him down! Yeah.
Don't lose hope! Okay.
It's like "rocky iv.
" What? The ending Not the beginning where the big Russian dude kills the black guy.
Oh, my lord! Dan, we need a better plan here, buddy.
Yeah, we do! Oh, God.
Okay.
Hey, uh, you don't need your eyes to catch a bad guy, right? Huh? No, I don't need my eyes! All I need is my cop sense! Oh! What? Hey, big guy! Ooh! Geez.
Agh! Ooh! My eyes.
I love the smell of tear gas in the afternoon! Come on! This is spicy! Come on! Jack, where is he? You got to help me! Am I close? To your right! My right! No, other right, I think.
Other right! Come on! Ah! Ow! I got him! I got him! Yeah, getting tired, baby! Jack! Oh! He's double-husky! I turned around.
I clocked my boy, knocked him out.
He fell out.
So then the other dude came, but he punched me in my eye.
And another one kick Oh, you know what? Right back.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Hey, hey.
These dudes smugglers, all three of them.
The thin one he Russian or something like that.
And this big dude I know you supposed to be in jail, man.
You're Dan stark's c.
I.
, right? Yeah.
Yeah, I'm Julius grant.
Care to tell me how they got here? I single-handedly arrested them.
Yeah, it's like a It's like a citizen's arrest.
Now, my question is, is there like a reward for this kind of thing? Okay, I'm gonna take that as a yes.
Mmm.
Smells like home, doesn't it? Indeed, it does.
And old milk.
Hey, Hodges.
You still smell like a cow's ass.
If I were lieutenant, you two would never get your badges back.
Since you're not, we lined up a new informant named kasson.
A former loan shark.
Surprisingly nice guy.
Would you do the paperwork on that? Thank you, stinky.
Thanks, buddy.
Oh.
Hello, Liz.
This is weird.
Did it get weird? Yeah.
I know it's awkward, but I-I just I want to keep standing here.
Can I? You're mad at me, aren't you? Yes.
Because I was rude to you on the phone? Mm-hmm.
You do realize that I was in the middle of a high-speed chase? It was very dangerous.
Oh, I forgot you are two-thirds fun and one-third danger.
Exactly.
And you just happened to catch me during that one-third.
Right.
So let me make this up to you.
You, me, some harmless paper targets, and some live ammo.
Jack Bailey, that is every girl's dream.
You sure your job won't interfere this time? Absolutely.
Bailey.
Yeah? Ý need you and stark in my office now.
Except this one time.
Dan? Coming, dear.
Here we are again, gentlemen.
So what's it gonna be, Ana? You gonna double-dog suspend us? You should know that the money that went missing from the narcoticsepartment was marked.
Marked? Yes, it was.
And our system got tripped.
Turns out, someone deposited that money.
Cuff him.
What? Hey! He paid off guards, clerks, inmates.
This marked money exposed a major prison scandal.
You're welcome.
Well, uh, what happens if if word gets out about, uh, Dan's, uh, "borrowing"? Um If people find out that he stole the cash No, no.
No, no one stole the cash.
One of our detectives simply signed out the money for a sting operation.
And, thankfully, there is paperwork on file.
It's terrible paperwork, but it's paperwork.
I never was really good with the forms.
Okay, so, lieutenant, what does this mean? You are reinstated, effective immediately.
God help us all.
I love it! You sly dog, Ana.
No sly dog here.
I love this new side of you.
No, no, no.
No new side.
It's smoking hot.
No, no, no.
No hot No smoking side.
You're a complicated woman.
Just get the hell out of my office, please, and don't let me think about what I just did.
Dirty.
I like it.
Nice bust.
Come on, partner.
Vacation's over.