The Karate Kid (1989) s01e10 Episode Script
East Meets West
MIYAGI: This week, quest lead to Russia
where peaceful hockey game
turn into vengeful war.
Can Daniel- san stop bomb from exploding?
Karate Kid!
Karate Kid!
Karate Kid!
Karate Kid!
Karate Kid! ♪
(CHATTERING)
(MACHINE BEEPS)
MAN: This is incredible.
The power source transferred its energy to the monkey.
I must turn up the gamma rays.
Oh, no! A power outage?
Nyet. Just your friendly professor,
trying to prevent you from blowing up all of Moscow.
You don't seem to understand, Professor Ostrovsky.
We have made the greatest discovery
since the splitting of the atom.
You must take things slowly, Professor Kirov.
We are scientists. We must treat the unknown with respect.
And out little simian friend as well.
(GASPING) My goodness, I am going to be late for the sports festival.
Father, aren't you coming to the opening ceremonies?
I will be there later, Sasha.
Shouldn't you be practicing?
Yes, Father.
Nothing will stop me from unlocking
the secrets of this power.
TAKI: I just hope the Asian artifact
the university found is really the shrine.
(EXHALES)
Bonjour. Guten tag.
Jumbo! WOMAN: Hello!
Oh, hi. SASHA: Hello, there, pretty lady.
Hey!
(GASPING) Are you here for Moscow's
international sports festival?
DANIEL: A sports festival?
Now that sounds like something I could get into.
No. We are just tourists.
And you win the first prize in that category.
Well, I better go or I will miss the opening ceremonies.
Taki find friend?
Mr. Miyagi, is the shrine on campus?
Professor say no. Computer say no.
Miyagi think Yes.
Just need to look harder.
But we can't just go snooping around the university.
I got it! We could go undercover.
Maybe I could get into the sports festival.
Good idea. We check out. All right!
Whoa!
Daniel, look out! The creek!
(GRUNTS)
(GROANING)
(SCREAMING) (THUDDING)
Daniel- san in big hurry.
Lose cool, lose balance.
(GROANS)
DANIEL: Some global get-together this is.
Nobody's mixing.
There must be some way to break the ice with these kids.
Hello. We meet again.
We established the sports festival
to promote peace and teamwork between nations,
so that boys and girls of different nations
could play on the same teams.
And to ensure a fair balance, the teams are being matched up
according to ability by our computer system.
I would like to hear what some of the participants have to say.
Excuse me. That's my cue.
My name is Natasha.
My name is Sasha Kirov,
and I'd like to say that this is a great opportunity
to further peace, as well as a chance to excel in sports.
REPORTER: And what sport are you competing in, Sasha?
Look out! Hi-ya!
That one way to break ice.
WOMAN: Oh, my! I don't believe it
(PEOPLE CLAMORING INDISTINCTLY)
Nice going, Iceman.
That was really something, Mr
La Russo. Daniel La Russo.
And what sport do you plan to compete in in the festival?
Um
Hockey. Hockey?
All right, we will announce the teams in one hour.
In the meantime, go make friends.
Mr. Miyagi, how could you have picked hockey?
Daniel- san no good in hockey?
Back in Jersey, I was the best on my block.
So, no problem. So, yes problem!
In Jersey, we used a baseball bat and a brick.
No skates. I can't skate!
I'll make a fool of myself out in front of the whole world.
MIYAGI: Daniel- san should worry more about
putting foot in mouth than on ice.
Why did you miss the chance for the reporter to find out about you?
SASHA: What could I do, Father?
That American kid got in my way.
If you want to become a professional,
you must let nothing stop you.
I am a great hockey player.
Doesn't that count for something?
Not if you are the only one who knows it.
You must stand out from the others.
And I will make sure that you do.
Here is the printout of the hockey teams that you asked for, Professor Kirov.
Good. Now I want you to check the computer statistics
of all the hockey players in the festival.
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
Then I want the weakest ones put on the team my son is playing against.
I already have one name I want on the list.
Daniel La Russo.
I can't believe I ended up on the "A" team, Mr. Miyagi.
This Daniel- san's lucky day.
Are you kidding?
If I take one step on that ice, I'll look like an idiot.
(GROANS)
Must learn to experience everything.
I didn't know girls played hockey.
Everyone plays hockey in Poland.
I am better than most of them.
I'm the best hockey player in my high school.
Of course, I'm the only one.
(GROANING) Oh!
This goal is for you.
(GROANS)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
No, thank you. I don't need help.
Relax! Where is your sense of humor?
Those guys are going to cream us.
Not if I can help it.
Keep up the energy, son.
Remember, the hockey scouts are watching.
(MAN WHISTLING)
(POPPING) (YELLS)
Who's there?
MAN: (GROANING) Practical jokes, that is more my speed.
It sure beats playing chess with Jomo.
Too bad he wouldn't come along for the fun.
My hunch was right. Get ready, Hans.
Are you sure we should do this, Daniel?
I don't like pranks
(CREAKING)
DANIEL: Okay. Now!
(CHUCKLING) Do you surrender?
(CHUCKLES)
We fooled them, Daniel. Sure. I surrender.
Hey. Take it easy.
(GROANS)
Whoa!
MAN: (CHUCKLING) Surprise!
(SCREAMS)
Oh! Where'd everybody go?
(GRUNTS)
I've had enough of you.
What's the matter? Can't you take a little pillow fight?
Hey, we're just having a little fun.
Ow, my ankle!
You're trying to ruin my team!
(GROANS)
Hey! Mr. Miyagi! What are you doing?
Back soon.
Daniel- san need walk in cold air
to cool hot head.
MIYAGI: You computer whiz, Daniel- san.
Miyagi need help to find the location of shrine.
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
They're studying a new energy source
in the nuclear science department.
Lab number 26.
TAKI: It could be the shrine.
This serious business.
If scientists fool with shrine, could go boom.
Come, Daniel- san.
Huh?
DANIEL: Hey, this is the computer printout for the hockey teams.
Wait a minute.
I'm not on the team and neither is Hans or Natasha.
I gotta check this out.
This list doesn't match the computer.
Somebody made a switch.
MIYAGI: Daniel-san
Hey, it should be a breeze to get inside this place.
(GROWLING)
(BARKING)
Look like breeze blow in wrong direction.
(DOG SNARLING)
TAKI: Now what, Mr. Miyagi?
Now Miyagi teach Daniel- san to skate.
All right! Now I can get even and whip that cheater.
Get even, odd idea.
Miyagi teach to skate only to get inside lab and get shrine,
not whip cheater.
Meet at auditorium in morning.
DANIEL: Mr. Miyagi, I've been at this for three hours.
Are you doing this to punish me?
Miyagi kill two birds with one stone.
Daniel- san done skating.
Clean up mess at same time.
Whoa!
Come on, Daniel. I bet you can't make the goal.
(STRAINS)
All right!
Hey, Daniel!
(GROANING)
Hans! Natasha! Have I got something to tell you guys.
Tell us about it on the way to the rink.
The game starts in one hour.
Daniel- san, go.
But remember, after hockey game, more practice.
Must get shrine from lab tonight.
Right.
Daniel sure is taking this hockey game seriously.
Hai.
More like war than game.
Pillow fight, first battle.
Result One casualty.
You mean these are the players
that were supposed to be playing against Sasha's team?
Yeah. Can you believe that sneaky Russian pulled a trick like that?
We might just as well give up right now.
Whoa! (GROANS)
(CHUCKLING) Is that one of your team's hockey moves?
DANIEL: It'd be good enough to beat you
if someone hadn't switched the team lists.
What are you talking about?
NATASHA: Here. See for yourself.
This is a lie!
I do not need any help to win at hockey.
Yeah? Well somebody sure thinks you do.
This will show you how much help I need.
(GRUNTS)
See you on the ice.
Don't you mean on battlefield, Daniel- san?
Sasha! Wait up!
Why don't you and Daniel try to be friends?
That's the whole reason for the sports festival.
Not for me.
For me it is winning.
My future depends on it.
But what if you lose?
SASHA: I have a way to make sure that I don't.
(GASPS)
He's going into the science lab.
Got to tell Mr. Miyagi.
(ELECTRICAL ZAPPING)
Professor Kirov
What is going on here?
The statue is out of control.
I think it's going to explode!
(CRACKLING)
We must cool it down before it is too late.
Look, it's frozen solid.
But that's impossible.
(SIGHING) At least it worked.
The cold water must have reversed the effect of the gamma rays.
We will keep it frozen for a couple of hours
to make sure it has stabilized.
Do you really think Sasha would try to use the shrine?
No time guess. Must get shrine now.
What? But, but I'm not ready yet. I need more practice.
As wise poet once say,
"Ready or not here we come."
You did switch the list, didn't you?
Yes. I did it for your own good.
But why?
Don't you think I could've won on my own?
Of course. But I had to be sure.
Remember Winning is your goal.
Winning is everything!
Yes. I will remember.
Remember plan, Daniel- san. Ahhh!
Uh Right.
Must hit biscuit into dog house on the first shot.
That American's become so good,
I must have an edge.
It's, it's so cold
Already, I
I feel its power!
I just hope I can hit my goal.
(YELLS)
(GASPS)
He missed, Mr. Miyagi.
Mr. Miyagi?
(BARKING)
Nice doggie. Mr. Miyagi!
Time for B plan.
Hi-ya!
(GROANING) (DOG BARKING)
(SIGHS)
What is going on here?
Your son has taken the shrine!
I saw him run off with it.
It's too soon.
We have to stop him.
If it's not re-frozen, it will explode.
Miyagi only hope not too late.
You must give me the power I need to reach my goal.
Now I will show my father that I am the greatest hockey player of all time.
(GROANS)
(EXCLAIMS IN SURPRISE)
That shot was impossible.
Sasha must have the shrine on him.
This is all my fault.
We have to stop the game.
Boy not give up easy while under power of shrine.
Then it's up to me. I'm as much to blame as you are, Professor.
Now Daniel- san play hockey for more than points.
And time running out.
Where is Daniel? This guy thinks that he's Rambo or something.
Get up. You are playing like a wimp.
Easy Sasha, it is only a game.
Winning is everything to me.
Then you can win this one alone.
I'll take them on by myself.
(GRUNTS)
Oh!
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
DANIEL: Hand over the shrine, Sasha!
It's dangerous!
Out of my way, American!
(GRUNTS)
Listen to me, Sasha.
The thing's going to explode any minute!
Why should I listen to the enemy?
We're not enemies. It's just a game.
(GROANS)
We turned the game into a war and we can stop it.
(GRUNTING)
Hurry, Daniel- san! Hit shrine through window.
Will land in stream outside and freeze.
Sasha, you have to give me the shrine!
No. You are my opponent.
I must win!
I must make the goal.
The goal is everything.
(GROANS)
DANIEL: We're on the same team, Sasha!
Listen to me.
We have the same goal.
I hear you, Daniel.
The war is over.
(GRUNTS)
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
We did it. The shrine is frozen again.
But now the shrine will explode whenever it thaws out.
No need to worry, Taki- san.
Miyagi think time will heal shrine back to normal again.
I hope so, Mr. Miyagi.
I am sorry, Sasha.
I was wrong not to believe in you.
You must live your own life.
Okay. First one who scores wins the hockey match.
And that's going to be me.
I've got it! No, it's mine!
No, it's mine! (SASHA LAUGHING)
Well, I'm glad we're all friends again.
(CHUCKLING) Me, too.
That was the idea of my festival, if you recall.
Don't worry, Professor. We'll get it right next year.
(SPEAKING FRENCH) All right, dude.
Uh-oh
Kids Same around the world.
where peaceful hockey game
turn into vengeful war.
Can Daniel- san stop bomb from exploding?
Karate Kid!
Karate Kid!
Karate Kid!
Karate Kid!
Karate Kid! ♪
(CHATTERING)
(MACHINE BEEPS)
MAN: This is incredible.
The power source transferred its energy to the monkey.
I must turn up the gamma rays.
Oh, no! A power outage?
Nyet. Just your friendly professor,
trying to prevent you from blowing up all of Moscow.
You don't seem to understand, Professor Ostrovsky.
We have made the greatest discovery
since the splitting of the atom.
You must take things slowly, Professor Kirov.
We are scientists. We must treat the unknown with respect.
And out little simian friend as well.
(GASPING) My goodness, I am going to be late for the sports festival.
Father, aren't you coming to the opening ceremonies?
I will be there later, Sasha.
Shouldn't you be practicing?
Yes, Father.
Nothing will stop me from unlocking
the secrets of this power.
TAKI: I just hope the Asian artifact
the university found is really the shrine.
(EXHALES)
Bonjour. Guten tag.
Jumbo! WOMAN: Hello!
Oh, hi. SASHA: Hello, there, pretty lady.
Hey!
(GASPING) Are you here for Moscow's
international sports festival?
DANIEL: A sports festival?
Now that sounds like something I could get into.
No. We are just tourists.
And you win the first prize in that category.
Well, I better go or I will miss the opening ceremonies.
Taki find friend?
Mr. Miyagi, is the shrine on campus?
Professor say no. Computer say no.
Miyagi think Yes.
Just need to look harder.
But we can't just go snooping around the university.
I got it! We could go undercover.
Maybe I could get into the sports festival.
Good idea. We check out. All right!
Whoa!
Daniel, look out! The creek!
(GRUNTS)
(GROANING)
(SCREAMING) (THUDDING)
Daniel- san in big hurry.
Lose cool, lose balance.
(GROANS)
DANIEL: Some global get-together this is.
Nobody's mixing.
There must be some way to break the ice with these kids.
Hello. We meet again.
We established the sports festival
to promote peace and teamwork between nations,
so that boys and girls of different nations
could play on the same teams.
And to ensure a fair balance, the teams are being matched up
according to ability by our computer system.
I would like to hear what some of the participants have to say.
Excuse me. That's my cue.
My name is Natasha.
My name is Sasha Kirov,
and I'd like to say that this is a great opportunity
to further peace, as well as a chance to excel in sports.
REPORTER: And what sport are you competing in, Sasha?
Look out! Hi-ya!
That one way to break ice.
WOMAN: Oh, my! I don't believe it
(PEOPLE CLAMORING INDISTINCTLY)
Nice going, Iceman.
That was really something, Mr
La Russo. Daniel La Russo.
And what sport do you plan to compete in in the festival?
Um
Hockey. Hockey?
All right, we will announce the teams in one hour.
In the meantime, go make friends.
Mr. Miyagi, how could you have picked hockey?
Daniel- san no good in hockey?
Back in Jersey, I was the best on my block.
So, no problem. So, yes problem!
In Jersey, we used a baseball bat and a brick.
No skates. I can't skate!
I'll make a fool of myself out in front of the whole world.
MIYAGI: Daniel- san should worry more about
putting foot in mouth than on ice.
Why did you miss the chance for the reporter to find out about you?
SASHA: What could I do, Father?
That American kid got in my way.
If you want to become a professional,
you must let nothing stop you.
I am a great hockey player.
Doesn't that count for something?
Not if you are the only one who knows it.
You must stand out from the others.
And I will make sure that you do.
Here is the printout of the hockey teams that you asked for, Professor Kirov.
Good. Now I want you to check the computer statistics
of all the hockey players in the festival.
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
Then I want the weakest ones put on the team my son is playing against.
I already have one name I want on the list.
Daniel La Russo.
I can't believe I ended up on the "A" team, Mr. Miyagi.
This Daniel- san's lucky day.
Are you kidding?
If I take one step on that ice, I'll look like an idiot.
(GROANS)
Must learn to experience everything.
I didn't know girls played hockey.
Everyone plays hockey in Poland.
I am better than most of them.
I'm the best hockey player in my high school.
Of course, I'm the only one.
(GROANING) Oh!
This goal is for you.
(GROANS)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
No, thank you. I don't need help.
Relax! Where is your sense of humor?
Those guys are going to cream us.
Not if I can help it.
Keep up the energy, son.
Remember, the hockey scouts are watching.
(MAN WHISTLING)
(POPPING) (YELLS)
Who's there?
MAN: (GROANING) Practical jokes, that is more my speed.
It sure beats playing chess with Jomo.
Too bad he wouldn't come along for the fun.
My hunch was right. Get ready, Hans.
Are you sure we should do this, Daniel?
I don't like pranks
(CREAKING)
DANIEL: Okay. Now!
(CHUCKLING) Do you surrender?
(CHUCKLES)
We fooled them, Daniel. Sure. I surrender.
Hey. Take it easy.
(GROANS)
Whoa!
MAN: (CHUCKLING) Surprise!
(SCREAMS)
Oh! Where'd everybody go?
(GRUNTS)
I've had enough of you.
What's the matter? Can't you take a little pillow fight?
Hey, we're just having a little fun.
Ow, my ankle!
You're trying to ruin my team!
(GROANS)
Hey! Mr. Miyagi! What are you doing?
Back soon.
Daniel- san need walk in cold air
to cool hot head.
MIYAGI: You computer whiz, Daniel- san.
Miyagi need help to find the location of shrine.
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
They're studying a new energy source
in the nuclear science department.
Lab number 26.
TAKI: It could be the shrine.
This serious business.
If scientists fool with shrine, could go boom.
Come, Daniel- san.
Huh?
DANIEL: Hey, this is the computer printout for the hockey teams.
Wait a minute.
I'm not on the team and neither is Hans or Natasha.
I gotta check this out.
This list doesn't match the computer.
Somebody made a switch.
MIYAGI: Daniel-san
Hey, it should be a breeze to get inside this place.
(GROWLING)
(BARKING)
Look like breeze blow in wrong direction.
(DOG SNARLING)
TAKI: Now what, Mr. Miyagi?
Now Miyagi teach Daniel- san to skate.
All right! Now I can get even and whip that cheater.
Get even, odd idea.
Miyagi teach to skate only to get inside lab and get shrine,
not whip cheater.
Meet at auditorium in morning.
DANIEL: Mr. Miyagi, I've been at this for three hours.
Are you doing this to punish me?
Miyagi kill two birds with one stone.
Daniel- san done skating.
Clean up mess at same time.
Whoa!
Come on, Daniel. I bet you can't make the goal.
(STRAINS)
All right!
Hey, Daniel!
(GROANING)
Hans! Natasha! Have I got something to tell you guys.
Tell us about it on the way to the rink.
The game starts in one hour.
Daniel- san, go.
But remember, after hockey game, more practice.
Must get shrine from lab tonight.
Right.
Daniel sure is taking this hockey game seriously.
Hai.
More like war than game.
Pillow fight, first battle.
Result One casualty.
You mean these are the players
that were supposed to be playing against Sasha's team?
Yeah. Can you believe that sneaky Russian pulled a trick like that?
We might just as well give up right now.
Whoa! (GROANS)
(CHUCKLING) Is that one of your team's hockey moves?
DANIEL: It'd be good enough to beat you
if someone hadn't switched the team lists.
What are you talking about?
NATASHA: Here. See for yourself.
This is a lie!
I do not need any help to win at hockey.
Yeah? Well somebody sure thinks you do.
This will show you how much help I need.
(GRUNTS)
See you on the ice.
Don't you mean on battlefield, Daniel- san?
Sasha! Wait up!
Why don't you and Daniel try to be friends?
That's the whole reason for the sports festival.
Not for me.
For me it is winning.
My future depends on it.
But what if you lose?
SASHA: I have a way to make sure that I don't.
(GASPS)
He's going into the science lab.
Got to tell Mr. Miyagi.
(ELECTRICAL ZAPPING)
Professor Kirov
What is going on here?
The statue is out of control.
I think it's going to explode!
(CRACKLING)
We must cool it down before it is too late.
Look, it's frozen solid.
But that's impossible.
(SIGHING) At least it worked.
The cold water must have reversed the effect of the gamma rays.
We will keep it frozen for a couple of hours
to make sure it has stabilized.
Do you really think Sasha would try to use the shrine?
No time guess. Must get shrine now.
What? But, but I'm not ready yet. I need more practice.
As wise poet once say,
"Ready or not here we come."
You did switch the list, didn't you?
Yes. I did it for your own good.
But why?
Don't you think I could've won on my own?
Of course. But I had to be sure.
Remember Winning is your goal.
Winning is everything!
Yes. I will remember.
Remember plan, Daniel- san. Ahhh!
Uh Right.
Must hit biscuit into dog house on the first shot.
That American's become so good,
I must have an edge.
It's, it's so cold
Already, I
I feel its power!
I just hope I can hit my goal.
(YELLS)
(GASPS)
He missed, Mr. Miyagi.
Mr. Miyagi?
(BARKING)
Nice doggie. Mr. Miyagi!
Time for B plan.
Hi-ya!
(GROANING) (DOG BARKING)
(SIGHS)
What is going on here?
Your son has taken the shrine!
I saw him run off with it.
It's too soon.
We have to stop him.
If it's not re-frozen, it will explode.
Miyagi only hope not too late.
You must give me the power I need to reach my goal.
Now I will show my father that I am the greatest hockey player of all time.
(GROANS)
(EXCLAIMS IN SURPRISE)
That shot was impossible.
Sasha must have the shrine on him.
This is all my fault.
We have to stop the game.
Boy not give up easy while under power of shrine.
Then it's up to me. I'm as much to blame as you are, Professor.
Now Daniel- san play hockey for more than points.
And time running out.
Where is Daniel? This guy thinks that he's Rambo or something.
Get up. You are playing like a wimp.
Easy Sasha, it is only a game.
Winning is everything to me.
Then you can win this one alone.
I'll take them on by myself.
(GRUNTS)
Oh!
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
DANIEL: Hand over the shrine, Sasha!
It's dangerous!
Out of my way, American!
(GRUNTS)
Listen to me, Sasha.
The thing's going to explode any minute!
Why should I listen to the enemy?
We're not enemies. It's just a game.
(GROANS)
We turned the game into a war and we can stop it.
(GRUNTING)
Hurry, Daniel- san! Hit shrine through window.
Will land in stream outside and freeze.
Sasha, you have to give me the shrine!
No. You are my opponent.
I must win!
I must make the goal.
The goal is everything.
(GROANS)
DANIEL: We're on the same team, Sasha!
Listen to me.
We have the same goal.
I hear you, Daniel.
The war is over.
(GRUNTS)
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
We did it. The shrine is frozen again.
But now the shrine will explode whenever it thaws out.
No need to worry, Taki- san.
Miyagi think time will heal shrine back to normal again.
I hope so, Mr. Miyagi.
I am sorry, Sasha.
I was wrong not to believe in you.
You must live your own life.
Okay. First one who scores wins the hockey match.
And that's going to be me.
I've got it! No, it's mine!
No, it's mine! (SASHA LAUGHING)
Well, I'm glad we're all friends again.
(CHUCKLING) Me, too.
That was the idea of my festival, if you recall.
Don't worry, Professor. We'll get it right next year.
(SPEAKING FRENCH) All right, dude.
Uh-oh
Kids Same around the world.