The Kardashians (2022) s01e10 Episode Script

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KIM:
Previously on The Kardashians
You know how I feel about you.
And I wanna get us back together
and hopefully be able to expand
our family one day, God willing.
Trust takes time.
I got in last night.
No.
Not yet?
- Not yet.
- (LAUGHING)
I have always taught my kids
since they were born
that family comes first.
KHLOÉ: (SQUEALING) Oh, my goodness!
I am so excited because today,
True and I get to move
into our new dream home.
Tristan is going to be
moving in with us.
Khloé threw him his 30th birthday.
He went to Houston to play on the road
and then slept with this girl.
Like, we have no (BLEEP) idea
if she knows.
She's not responding.
I sent it to her and I said, "Call me."
This is her. I'll call you right back.
- Hi.
- KHLOÉ: (ON PHONE) Hi.
Did you see what I sent you?
KHLOÉ: No. Hang on.
What? What the (BLEEP) is this?
So he's been lying to you.
KHLOÉ: What?
Did you know about this?
KHLOÉ: No! What the (BLEEP).
Oh, my God, this cannot be happening.
Well, he did a full declaration.
KHLOÉ: What does that even mean?
- So, basically she sued him
- KHLOÉ: What?
and his attorneys went on record
with a full declaration from him,
giving a statement.
Probably never thought
it would be leaked.
And the court papers say,
you know, "I, Tristan Thompson,
"I met her in Houston
after my 30th birthday party.
"Only time I had sexual intercourse
with petitioner, which is the girl,
"was in March 2021 in Houston, Texas."
This is from his words
in his declaration.
- KHLOÉ: Kim!
- So I texted to him,
and I'm like,
"Does Khloé know about this?"
KHLOÉ: Oh, my God.
Can you text this to me?
I need to (BLEEP) see the screenshot.
Yep.
He's not responding to me.
He's probably shaking.
KHLOÉ: Let me (BLEEP) call him.
I can't (BLEEP) believe this.
But if this isn't the biggest sign
for you to not have another baby
with this human being
KHLOÉ: What?
I just would like the truth.
KIM: When someone hurts someone
that you love, you get protective,
and my heart is breaking for Khloé
because I know that
she was really trying.
And I know that he was really trying.
And then this happens, and it's like,
"Dude, what the (BLEEP)?"
(KHLOÉ CRYING)
Everything's gonna be okay.
No matter what,
everything's gonna be okay.
You know, we really believed
that he had changed.
Like, I was his biggest supporter.
It's enough.
But if this isn't more clear,
the most clear situation,
I don't know what is.
Huh?
I think we need to have
a family meeting.
Oh, my God.
I'm tying up all loose ends
Cutting out the fake friends, ooh
Swimming by the deep end
Not afraid to jump in, ooh
I pick my battles and I never
Worry 'bout it 'cause I always win
I'm tying up my loose ends
- KRIS: Have a seat.
- KIM: Okay
Every time there's some
serious family drama going on,
we always have a family meeting, and we
all lean on each other for support.
And that's what we're here for.
Khloé, she's the strongest girl I know.
But sometimes the strongest girl
you know isn't so strong all the time.
And I don't want her to get to a place
where she, you know,
doesn't have anybody to talk to
because she feels like
she has to be strong.
She keeps recovering,
forgiving, you know,
for the sake of her daughter.
- COREY: Yeah.
- You know.
Is she coming?
Doesn't look like she is.
She probably don't feel like
talking about the negative stuff.
I'm sure she feels devastated
and humiliated.
Here she was. You know, this all
happened around "Tristan's birthday",
when we were all celebrating.
She don't look bad.
The person that's making
the mistakes look bad.
- I mean, Khloé is great. Yeah.
- KRIS: Well, of course. But
Khloé just texted me
that she's not going to come.
KRIS: So
I wish she would have shown up.
I think the longer it goes on
without really expressing her feelings
and deciding how she wants
to move forward,
it can be very alienating, and lonely.
You know, she tends
to keep everything inside.
Yeah.
The lack of honesty
is what does it for me.
It's like, let's just be honest
with who we are and what we're doing,
and the mistakes we're making, because
it's way less hurtful to say the truth
than to, like, find out on the Internet
and not feel like you're in the loop.
KRIS: But it's such a lack of respect.
This is somebody who's got
a pattern of bad behavior.
Somebody that has
lied to her since June.
To go through a whole declaration
and to be deposed
KRIS: And to hire attorneys
and go through all the last six months
that he's had. Nine months.
- He should've went to Khloé.
- 1,000%.
Before a lawyer,
he should've went to Khloé.
This is not something
that can be undone.
But if he's in this pattern, why does
she have to just keep suffering?
That's what breaks my heart.
We've given Tristan so many
opportunities and chances
to work on himself and treat my sister
the way that she deserves to be treated.
I just feel super disappointed.
There's all these people,
like, who blame Khloé.
That really gets me, too.
Like, they make it look like
the girl is like a loser,
or unable to not be cheated on,
or she deserves it.
Like who gives a (BLEEP)
- what other people think.
- KRIS: Totally.
I prefer to take the high road
and be a good person,
and who we are is we're people
that would actually get Tristan help.
That's who we are.
But to say that
I'm not tempted sometimes, I'd be lying.
I'm exhausted of taking the high road.
I mean, I'm on my zone, where I'm like,
if you bring bad energy in my life,
like, a boundary goes up.
Half of me wants
to just put it on blast.
If you don't think I screenshot
every single (BLEEP) thing
KRIS: That's my girl.
I'm just not in the mood today,
so I don't know.
- But, you know
- (KRIS LAUGHS)
- I don't know.
- She's not in the mood.
And then I think from the wise words
of the great Michelle Obama,
"When they go low, you go high."
- KOURTNEY: Yeah.
- And that's what we always do.
Always do.
I think it's hard for anybody to
go through a divorce or a separation,
but it's much more magnified,
and it's much more emotional, and scary
when you're doing it
in front of the whole world.
All I want to know is
if Khloé's going to make it
to the photo shoot for Kardashians show.
Khloé thrives on being busy
in these moments.
She's a workaholic.
- KRIS: Distraction.
- Well, it's a distraction.
I have my good days,
But I lose them fast
Slips through my fingers
Like a quiet laugh
KHLOÉ: I find out what Tristan is doing
with the rest of the world.
A courtesy would be not doing it.
But fine, if you do it, you're not
even going to give me a (BLEEP) heads-up
before the rest of the world?
It's just an additional slap in my face.
It's humiliating.
I'm embarrassed.
I would prefer to be alone
than to be around people.
And it wasn't a time for me
to have some family meeting
where I needed to hear everyone's
opinions and thoughts
about my own life
I'm not the only one,
But I feel it all
I'm replaying every event,
every grand gesture, every trip.
Who's the finest man?
You are.
KHLOÉ: Every date
Where is Tu Tu?
There she is!
(TRISTAN AND KHLOÉ WHOOPING)
KHLOÉ: Every whatever.
I see you.
Good job.
KHLOÉ: (WHOOPING) Did you make a wish?
All of that was a lie.
God. How were you able
to not say something?
I feel
just not really in my own body.
That these things are just happening
and I'm just going through the motions.
But, I mean, when things happen to you,
a couple times,
you do kind of become immune to them.
Which is really sad.
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
(MACHINE WHIRRING)
For the past couple of years, I've been,
like, really, just loving health.
I don't know. It's become an obsession.
I am a major hypochondriac.
I think of everything.
It's always doomsday.
Everyone, all my friends,
make fun of me.
I have this whole new room in my house,
that's all these crazy gadgets
and gizmos.
Like massive machines that I get into.
I just love taking care of my body.
It's honestly kind of embarrassing.
It's like crazy, but I also think
I'm a little obsessed to the point
where it could become unhealthy,
ironically enough.
I usually stay in for, like,
an hour or more.
So I was answering e-mails,
and then I was watching a Netflix show.
It was just an
I was watching a Hulu show.
KENDALL: I found out about Tristan
through our family group chat.
You're in a little bit of
a state of shock of just like,
how does someone
do this so many times over?
That's like
I would want to know, before,
I guess, the Internet told me.
But
Hey. I was just calling
to check in on you.
Have you guys spoken?
Um, no. I guess he had court
today or something.
So he just sends me, like, updates,
but I don't respond.
I'm not sure that there's one thing
that hurts more than the other
in a situation like this.
Everything is an act of betrayal.
Everything is a lie.
Everything is manipulation. It's deceit.
Did Tristan have
every opportunity to tell me?
Yes.
Was Tristan going to tell me
if there wasn't a baby involved?
Absolutely not.
And that shows
a lot about his character.
The entire thing is despicable.
I don't think he
thinks that any of these declarations
are going to be public.
They were supposed to be court-sealed.
He's been dealing with this
very stressful situation,
and lying, and not telling anyone.
That's even more insane to me.
Like, you didn't even tell your friends.
- You didn't tell anyone. Like
- That's what I keep telling him.
I go, "If you cheated
and, like, admitted that,
"I would respect you a little more.
"You cheated, lied,
and were hiding it for months,
"thinking I would never know."
- Yeah.
- So, you know what that tells me?
- There's a dozen other.
- Yeah, right.
We should have
That just haven't outed him.
Yeah. Obviously,
no one's judging you or anything.
Of course not. The trolls are just mean,
and they have no idea.
Have you been feeling anxious lately?
'Cause I know that
when I go through wild situations,
I get really, really, like,
anxious, and restless, and
I'm so anxious.
I've been really dehydrated.
I fainted the other day.
What? Khloé, How do you
When did you faint?
Are you
Like, why didn't I hear about this?
I'm fine.
It's just, like, sometimes
I feel like I'm having
Literally, like, I can't breathe,
and I'm gasping for air.
- I just fainted, but I
- Were you by yourself?
KHLOÉ: There's so much stress.
There's so much noise.
It's become such
either clickbait or a media story.
I see that all the time,
that I should have known better.
I knew what I was doing.
No one feels bad.
It's really sensitive.
I feel incredibly let down.
But I'm fine. I've been put on
some beta blockers,
and I'm gonna block
all this shit out of my system,
and everyone can (BLEEP) off.
Perfect. Scream into a pillow
or something. Sometimes that helps.
Cry in the shower,
and no one will know the difference.
No. But that makes me sad,
that you're struggling.
I just think that there's, like,
brighter things for you in the future.
It's just going to feel so good.
I'm not even thinking
about that right now.
I would rather, like, bleed out slowly.
(SNORTS) Oh, my God.
You know, sometimes you do
stupid things for your kids.
But also, you can't be stupid
for your kids for so long.
Of course not.
But you also have to respect yours
You have to respect yourself
at the end of the day,
and, like, you can
only do so much, you know.
Totally. But I will say I'm really proud
for how I tried for True.
I am, too.
There's nothing that can be said,
or done that will make me feel better.
All of the work,
the energy, the conversations,
all of those bricks that we were
laying down this foundation,
all for it to, just like a tornado,
go through,
and everything just be demolished.
Well, I'm sorry
you're dealing with all of this.
I feel really bad.
It's just like no one deserves this.
Thank you. It sucks,
but thank God I have you guys.
Yeah.
All right. Well, I love you,
and call me whenevs.
- I love you, too.
- Okay. Bye.
It's, like, hard to even believe
that this is, like, real.
I mean, I just feel really bad for her.
Like, I mean, it makes me so angry.
Especially because he fooled, obviously
Khloé, but the rest of us, too.
I really did think he had changed.
Anyone who would ever, like,
criticize or talk about him,
I would always be like, "No, no, no."
Like, "He changed."
Like, I would have his back.
And It's almost like,
in a way, he betrayed us all.
You ain't seen nothin' like this
Watch me do it like this
Hi, guys.
You ain't seen nothin' like this
Is it easy like my love?
Highlight of the show
Gettin' in my zone
This place about to blow
'Cause this one's for the girls
KRIS: Good morning.
KOURTNEY: Are you ready to record
the Christmas song of the century?
- We got you a tea for your throat.
- (LAUGHS) I don't know.
Oh, good. Is that what singers do?
Dream come true.
My mom is gonna record
a Christmas song, guys.
(KRIS SQUEALS)
Travis actually, just randomly,
out of nowhere,
turned to me and said, "Your mom
needs to record a Christmas song,"
with him producing it.
And Travis loves Christmas
just as much as our family does.
Like, he's super into it.
And my mom, actually,
she's just like, "Yeah," you know.
You want to make a hit song?
- Yeah.
- COREY: You're gonna be relaxed.
Oh, well, I Okay.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
KRIS: Are we ready?
TRAVIS: This is your vocal booth
right here.
KRIS: Oh, awesome. Okay.
(HUMMING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
TRAVIS: You can, like, stand this way.
- Is this my mic?
- Then you could see everyone in there.
- Do you want me to pull up those lyrics?
- Yeah.
You got the wrong lyrics.
Jeez, there's three pages of lyrics?
Don't you have, like,
Auto-Tune or something
We do have the Auto-Tune.
Let's make me sound like Mariah.
(KRIS VOCALIZING)
Shut up, Kourtney.
I would sing better
if Kourtney wasn't laughing at me.
Okay?
(VOCALIZING)
I wish I could find a key.
Okay, let's go.
Oh, oh, oh.
I just want you. Yeah, baby.
(VOCALIZING)
Oh, I blew it.
- Okay.
- Oh, my God, I'm like peeing my pants.
(ALL LAUGHING)
KRIS: Here we go. Here we go.
(LAUGHS)
Oh, my God, my mom is just, like,
singing so wildly that I can't take it,
and, like, I might
actually pee in my pants.
She's not a pop star or a rock star.
She's like a theater person, I guess.
- (CLEARS THROAT)
- (BELLS CHIMING)
(SINGING) Dashing through the snow
on a one-horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Ha, ha, ha
Family is the most important thing
in my life,
and Travis is now part of our family,
and Kourtney's going to
start a new chapter.
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In one-horse open sleigh
TRAVIS: Honestly, the first verse
and chorus is amazing.
COREY: Good job, baby!
- Yay! So good, Mom. (WHOOPING)
- Okay. (CLEARS THROAT)
I don't want today
Just to be another day
I don't wanna face
Another broken promise
Tell myself it's not gonna be the same
Say it till I mean it
Till I hear it
Till I hold it
Coco-loco.
How do you get up on this bed?
You get up on it like a normal person.
This is the highest bed
Kendall says the same thing.
Run and go for it.
Yeah.
I love a high bed.
What? I need a stool.
I need a step.
(SIGHS)
How are you feeling?
Good. My back is killing me.
KIM: I think everyone thinks that Khloé
is so strong that she can handle it all.
But I know that she's not, and you're
going to break down at some point.
She feels inside,
so numb to the situation.
But it makes me sad 'cause I feel like
she's at home, like, crying about it.
And she doesn't want any of us
to see that she's sad,
and that's what makes me get protective
over her and want to check on her.
I don't know if I should,
like, unfollow Tristan again.
I don't want to play
that game, like, publicly,
- and then sometimes I'm just, like
- Well, that's always how I feel.
I want to also cleanse my palate.
And when is that time when we, like,
step into our siblings' lives
and be, like, "Okay, this isn't okay."
I feel like we always tiptoe
around each other's situations
'cause we just don't want to meddle.
And I respect that no one came to me
during my marriage, and was, like,
"Are you good?"
Everyone let me have my own journey
and see that on my own.
And I appreciate that.
But sometimes I, like, look back
and I'm like,
"When do we jump in?" Like, I just
That's what I'm so unclear about.
Well, now there's nothing to jump in on.
Like, now it is what it is.
What I have frustrations about,
and it has nothing to do
with any of you guys.
It's just like it wasn't the first
or second mistake.
I'm just exhausted.
I'm exhausted of dealing
with everything,
so people might think my approach is
crazy, or weird,
and I'm definitely numb, and all that.
But I'm also just
I've done this so many times now,
it's like it's humiliating.
There are no more tears left to cry.
That's the time that I wish
someone would have been, like, "No."
- Yeah.
- "What do you mean?
"We've done this how many times?
"No, you're not crazy.
"Actually, you're (BLEEP) right."
Like
But if people knew what
my relationship really was like,
I think they would be, like,
- "How did this last this long?"
- Yeah.
But I can live with myself
knowing that I tried
- everything humanly possible
- Yeah.
to make a situation work,
and so I could walk away
being, like, absolutely guilt-free.
And I feel like you could
at least say you had a family.
You tried everything in your might.
And you can look your daughter
in the face and say that.
I know all that.
- And then, you know
- I don't have any regret about that.
And it's the same thing
how I felt about Lamar.
Like, I gave it my all.
I've never felt guilty.
Same thing with Tristan.
I don't feel guilty.
Like, I believe in second,
third, fourth chances of everyone.
I want you to have that. I want me
I want someone to give me
the same grace I'm giving them.
Totally.
It's time to walk away,
and I don't feel guilty about it.
I tried so hard.
I'm fine.
Is it the most (BLEEP) thing
that this has to happen so publicly
every (BLEEP) time in my life? Yes.
Is it so (BLEEP)
that society blames me, or women?
It's disgusting,
and, like, deplorable of these people
to talk about other people like that.
Like, there's no empathy,
there's no compassion.
There's just no sense
of humanity. Like
- If
- I get it.
You know what? All of you (BLEEP) trolls
on the Internet
that make Khloé feel like
the biggest piece of shit,
I will find each and every one of you,
and not threaten you on TV.
But I
It's wrong. Like, it's so wrong,
because you guys don't understand
that when you have a child,
you'll do anything
to try to make it work.
And I'm so proud of who Khloé is,
that she wanted to give her relationship
a second chance
even after he dogged her
and embarrassed the shit out of her.
When the whole world
is looking at you, laughing at you,
calling you every name in the book,
do you know how hard that is?
That is ten times harder to stay
in a situation than it is to leave.
We gotta give it to ourselves.
We are some strong biatches.
We are.
We can deal with a lot,
and we should be proud.
I'm so proud.
Thanks for coming over.
(LAUGHS) It's great.
I'm movin' on
But now I'm stuck
Somewhere in the middle
Toodles.
Love to love.
Love to love.
Pressure
I'm not the same
Oh, pressure
I'm coming under pressure
I'mma a win it
Win it, win it
Got, got the time to take it slow
Baby, I'm too busy
I'mma a win it
Win it, win it
(MAN SPEAKING)
Thinking we'll blow it out,
- make it, like, a really soft blowout
- MAN: Okay.
because it's really
just my photo shoot
for a personal Christmas card.
Christmas is the biggest deal
in our family,
and we try to do
a Christmas card every year.
My mom did that with us our whole lives.
And taking a family photo
is the most stressful time in my life,
like, no matter what.
Come here, girls.
In light of what happened
with Khloé and Tristan,
I'm trying to bring
some happy, joyful moments to all of us.
I feel like, "Let's just try to
have happy memories."
Okay, Northie, I'm coming.
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
Guys, guys, stop it. Stop it.
Hey!
- Okay.
- NORTH: Mom!
KIM: Chi Chi, what did you do that for?
Hey! Hey!
You can never predict
what our Christmas card is gonna be like
because it's just so stressful.
Psalm, come on, let's go take a picture.
They always cry.
- Come on.
- (BABY CRYING)
Nobody gets along.
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
Most of the photos I saw were unusable
because North was sticking out
her middle finger.
And it's days like this
when I really just need to lock myself
in the room by myself
for just a good 30 minutes.
Look at the lollipop, guys.
It's right there.
Yeah, it's a lot.
It's just a lot, being a mom.
WOMAN: Okay, we got it. We got it.
Okay, we got it. High five.
KIM: Ah.
Got my own style, I own it
I always CEO it
Watch the door fly open
Yeah, yeah
Around the clock I'm workin'
When I sleep I'm earnin'
- SCOTT: Khlo!
- WOMAN: Hi, Khloé.
- KHLOÉ: Hi, guys.
- A lady in black. I've never seen this.
You look gorgeous.
- Oh, get out of here. Hi!
- Well, you do.
I'm so exhausted
from all of these emotions.
Like, I cannot believe
this is happening again.
I sort of need to get out of the house,
I'm gonna go hang out with Scott,
and be with my nieces and nephews
because Scott makes me laugh.
SCOTT: Hi, Raymen.
KHLOÉ: Reign and Penelope!
SCOTT: Hi, Pene!
Hey, look how cute you are.
Where are you going?
- To a fashion show?
- No.
Guys, have you been getting hundreds
on all of your tests?
- Yes, I got
- And straight A's?
- Yes, I got
- KHLOÉ: No!
Good kids!
- KHLOÉ: No, you haven't. Have you?
- One for you and one for you.
KHLOÉ: What kind of tests
are you taking?
My kids are straight A students.
- What grade are you in?
- First.
- How old are you?
- Seven.
Oh, my!
What's your IQ?
I have no idea what that means.
Pene, you wanna go the tramp?
- Come on, guys.
- REIGN: Everybody, on the tramp!
KHLOÉ: I thought this was gone,
ages ago.
SCOTT: Why?
This wasn't just for the party.
That's just for them to skateboard on.
KHLOÉ: Oh, my gosh, he's gonna
fly over that thing one day.
Hopefully he makes it to the pool.
KHLOÉ: Oh, my God.
SCOTT: So, could I assume
that this is the last of
last chances for Mr. T?
Yeah.
I mean, I just worry about you.
I'm fine. It's just a different world
that we live in.
Is that what it is?
- The generations are different?
- It's just a different era. I guess.
People's moral compass is like
- There isn't one.
- Right.
So, their It's broken.
SCOTT: Do you feel like,
"Who knows if you'll ever find anybody
that you can trust?"
No, I think we totally can find people
we can trust.
Yeah, no, I get it.
I just can't imagine, like,
opening up myself to somebody,
and then down the road,
like, you just find out
- they're completely different people.
- Well, they say,
you never love the same way twice.
And I think you say that
because you become scarred or
- Like, there's trauma, so
- Unlike the training
Yeah, you're trained to just
love people differently and
I mean, Kim found a guy
who is a great guy. He's so sweet.
- Yeah, he's so sweet.
- Like him so much.
He picked us up
from the airport the other day,
had the coffee she wanted,
- had a coffee for me.
- Oh, my God.
I didn't want to tell him
it was completely the wrong one.
He's just a great person.
That's so nice.
And, like, you can tell
he cares about people's feelings.
He was supposed to come over here,
actually. I wonder where he is.
Oh, my gosh,
are you and Pete besties? Oh, good.
Bunk beds. Whole thing.
- Oh, my God.
- We have the best time together.
- But it's nice that
- I'm happy that she has someone
- that's nice to her
- Right.
- and, like, caters to her.
- Yeah.
I think she hasn't had that
in a really long time.
No, but it's also just,
he makes her laugh.
- Everyone needs that.
- No, it's really cute.
She's so different, too,
in front of him.
She, like, says, like, slang
Like, young slang words.
- Oh, my God.
- She's like, "Yo," like, "you (BLEEP)"
- I'm like, "What?"
- Oh, my God.
Pete is so sweet.
I don't know him really, really well,
but from what I do know,
I think it's really drama-free,
it's really easy,
and I think that's something
that's the end goal.
Everyone wants that fairy tale.
Everyone wants the happily ever after.
I think that's the hope.
Love shouldn't be this hard.
SCOTT: This is good.
(KHLOÉ LAUGHS)
Let me see a flip.
No. Flips are dangerous.
- Oh, my gosh, you're going to, like
- They'll be all right.
This kid's a risk taker. See that?
- KHLOÉ: Yeah, this is adorable.
- That's an animal.
Yeah, Raymen!
Yeah, Ray! Get that.
Raymen! Raymen! Yeah, Raymen!
You got that?
Somebody?
It's a good, good life
It's a good, good life
It's a good, good life
It's a good, good life
Mom, Travis asked me
if I would marry him
once a month for the next year.
Oh, wow. Like, for real?
- You know, I can
- For real.
actually marry somebody legally.
Like, we just have
a celebration of weddings.
I never was that girl who had,
like, the vision of the wedding
or thought about getting married.
We could do a wedding special.
We could even get Wolfgang Puck,
and mini crème brûlées,
and cacio e pepe.
How do you spell cacio e pepe?
Sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm gonna pay attention
to you guys right now.
That was so much fun, you guys,
doing that song in the studio,
and recording.
It wasn't work.
- It was the best.
- Everyone in my studio said
that was their favorite day
at my studio as well.
KRIS: Oh, my God!
- KOURTNEY: Really?
- TRAVIS: That was so fun. Yeah.
We have the final version
of Jingle Bells
You do?
- with the drums.
- Oh, my God.
Queue it up. Queue it up.
And, of course my Jingle Bells.
Yes, please.
So, this is the first time
you're gonna hear
(KRIS WHOOPING)
Kris Jenner's Jingle Bells.
Ladies and gentlemen
(ON STEREO) Can we start over
and go just a little faster?
- TRAVIS: Ready?
- KRIS: Here we go.
Dashing through the snow
On a one-horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Ha-ha-ha
Bells on bobtails ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A sleighing song tonight
Oh, Jingle bells
Oh, my God, I am loving this.
My song sounds so good,
and I've loved spending time
in the studio with Kourtney and Travis.
I pretty much love any time
I can spend quality time with my kids.
And by the way, Travis,
if you ever need a backup singer
or maybe a lead singer,
just call me. Call me.
- Oh, what fun it is to ride
- solo right here, at the end. Watch.
- On a one-horse open sleigh
- Baby.
Whoo!
Yes!
- (KRIS WHOOPING)
- KOURTNEY: So good!
And he had this guy come in,
who plays piano and sax.
That was so good.
- Thank you, Trav.
- The beats and the drums was excellent.
- Yeah, it was good.
- Everything. We put all real music
under her vocal, though.
You usually don't start a song
with vocals. Usually.
But you don't know a Christmas song
that can thump like that.
That sounded great.
The saxophone player was like,
"You killed it on the Jingle Bells,"
like, to me,
and I was like,
"Oh, my God, of course I did!"
And then Travis was like,
"I redid your Jingle Bells."
KRIS: I love it so much.
Maybe we could start a band
and call it, like, Blink 166
(LAUGHS)
- For my age.
- For your age?
Oh, my God.
Maybe I'll have to go on tour
and do live performances.
Can y'all get a Billboard Award?
Stop it.
Walking out to my doorstep
You ring the bell,
No one's home
Apologize for my absence
Just needed time alone
I am packing up
some of Tristan's clothes.
I've been tracing my own life
This house was supposed to be
mine and Tristan and True's home
that we were supposed to
have our family in.
Soon enough I'll need your love
It's really disappointing,
and it's heartbreaking.
Show me a sign
I can't ignore
I can't ignore
When something bad happens,
I just become more of a recluse,
and I just need alone time.
I have people in my face
all the (BLEEP) time.
Whether it be construction,
or crews, or whatever.
You know, I need just the time.
I wanted to believe
that Tristan could change.
I wanted to trust him and to believe
that True and I were
worth him changing for.
TRUE: Try this one on.
I love you.
But that's just life.
Things just don't always go
the way that we hope and plan.
Walkin' out to my doorstep
Ring the bell,
No one's home
Are you gonna stay
Just where you are
Why?
Will you let me know?
And I could feel it break
Collapsing under weight
MAN: I'll walk you over.
KIM: We're here at our Hulu photo shoot,
and Khloé hasn't really left the house.
I am surprised, but then I'm not
that Khloé is here today.
Hey, Khlo, can I talk to you for a sec?
She's such a professional,
but she must be, like, dying inside.
She gets really embarrassed,
like if people are looking at her.
Even the people working here.
She just doesn't want to deal.
But I am a little worried about her.
(GROANS SOFTLY)
Um
Have you talked to Tristan?
I called him, and just like,
"What do you have to say?"
And it was more yelling on my end.
But him talking, trying to
plead his case, I mean, it's
There's not much
Like, to talk about, in my opinion.
I'm just like, "This is a joke.
It's gross. It's a joke.
"It's embarrassing.
It's disgusting. We're all over it."
I'm like, "I didn't buy tickets
to this (BLEEP) circus,
"but somehow I'm watching
all these clowns act out in front of me.
"I want a refund.
"Return to sender.
I don't want to be at this show."
Yeah.
Somehow the clowns keep coming back
in this (BLEEP) clown park.
Seriously.
And no matter what he says,
nothing's gonna give me the answers
that I'm looking for, the closure.
True FaceTimes him every night.
I don't speak. He talks to True.
And True will never know
anything's wrong in my book, ever.
Yeah.
I've done this before.
I know how to do it.
Yeah.
He finally was like,
"You know what? I gotta go to therapy.
"I got to look within myself.
I got to start fixing myself."
And then you do,
and it's, like, too late.
- That's just, like, sad, you know.
- Right. No, it is sad.
I'm like, "Wow,
you really just (BLEEP) your life."
And he's still doing the same things,
knowing, like, if that were me,
and I was really trying
to, like, redeem myself,
and I was trying to be a better person,
I would definitely
just keep my dick in my pants.
You would think.
- Totally.
- You either wear a condom,
get a vasectomy,
or you don't (BLEEP) random people
that you meet in other states.
It's not like rocket science.
Tristan is her best friend,
was her best friend,
and she's gonna miss her best friend.
She's gonna miss the thought
and the hope of them coming together,
and it's gonna be an adjustment,
especially when you have kids,
and you have no choice
but to take the high road,
even if it kills you.
It's just a disappointment.
It is, but it also should be
such a moment of clarity for you
Oh, no, no, no.
- 'Cause I would just
- There's no blurred lines.
Nothing's gray.
I'm grateful for the clarity.
I'm also
I feel vindicated in a way
because I kept saying,
"You guys, something's not right here,"
and everyone kept saying,
"No, it's 'cause
you're so damaged from before."
Even your house, you were, like,
"I want it to be my house"
Remember when he said
he wanted to split
- The house with you?
- the down payment,
and I said, "I don't want to."
- Yeah, like, this was something
- Mom was like, "Let him do it. It's
"He wants to do it."
I said, "I don't want to."
It's my house. I want this for me.
I will push through
anything and everything,
just like I have in the past.
Like, I'm not someone
that sits in my sorrow
and makes that the rest of my life.
So, everyone has a lesson,
and this one, you know,
unfortunately, cost him his family.
Yeah.
My family, each sibling, my mom,
we are each other's soulmates,
and without them,
I don't know how I would survive.
Just makes you feel
like you can do anything,
and no matter what you go through,
you're gonna be okay.
One day, I will have the fairy tale
that I hope to have.
KRIS: Today's shoot for Hulu
is a really big deal.
I do hate that this is all happening in
Khloé's life right around the holidays,
but we always come together,
and we're gonna be here for her.
KRIS: Khloé, you look beautiful.
I know there's gonna be
Some brighter days
I swear that love will find you
In your pain
I have had a lot of disappointment
when it comes to Tristan,
and I just want to protect myself.
You know,
you can't make people do right by you
But you have the power
to decide when you're not gonna
let people do you wrong anymore.
Enough is enough.
MAN: On the count of three.
One, two, three.
We're gonna do one more
right after this.
Can we do, like, a silly one?
MAN: Yes, please.
KOURTNEY: I am in one of the best places
I've ever been in my life,
and I'm focusing on now
and on the future.
I want to show this beautiful
relationship that I'm in.
I know there's gonna be
Some brighter days
I swear that love will find you
In your pain
I feel it in me
Like the beating of life
In my veins
I know there's gonna be
Some brighter days
KYLIE: I am very excited
to have another baby.
My life is about to change
for the second time.
I love how our family
is always changing.
Oh, if your walls are crashing down
Oh, if your heart just cries too loud
All the time
KENDALL: Our family
is definitely not perfect.
Living life so publicly can definitely
be a bit challenging at times.
We always go through
a lot of ups and downs,
but we're gonna have
each other's back, no matter what.
I swear that love will find you
In your pain
I feel it in me like
The beating of life in my veins
KIM: Life is changing
and, like, everyone can feel it,
everyone can sense it,
but it just gives me the hope
that I could be happy again,
and that's all you can ask for
when you're in situations like this.
Like, I went to this dinner
the other night, and everyone's like,
"So what are you gonna do
when you're done with law school?"
And I said, "Go to med school."
And they were like,
"Oh, my God, for real?"
And I go, "Yeah, for real."
And then I was, like,
"Wait, I might want to."
(CHUCKLES) Just kidding.
But there is something
like a fire inside of me,
like, almost, "Do you dare
even light the fire?"
Because once it gets lit,
like, you can't put it out.
MAN: Two, three.
(MAN WHOOPING)
WOMAN: We are good.
- Thank you.
- WOMAN: Yes. All right.
I know there's gonna be
Some brighter days ♪
KRIS: We have been incredibly blessed
with this amazing show
that we do, and being able to film.
And I'm trying to raise my kids,
and work hard,
and create a career for my children,
and live a happy life.
- KIM: Bye, guys.
- See everybody tomorrow.
WOMAN: Bye, Kris. Have a good one.
Hold on (BLEEP).
What's happening? (SIGHS)
Oh (BLEEP)
Oh, my God!
If you could see
what's going on in my family
It's goin' down tonight
Yeah
We gon' bring it to the top
With this one
No stoppin' us
Shout out to my girl
Shout out to the world
There's no stoppin' us
Shots till we drop
We all goin' crazy
Tonight is the time
That we gon' be hazy
Lights flashin',
We trappin', we stackin'
It's goin' down tonight
Don't stop till the music stops
Girl lean that back tonight
Don't stop till the music stops
It's goin' down tonight
No stopping us
Don't stop till the music stops
Girl lean that back tonight
Don't stop till the music stops
It's goin' down tonight
Pete, come here. You have to meet Paxy.
Paxy has worked with me as audio
Fourteen years,
from Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
She knows everything about me.
(PAXY LAUGHS)
She's probably seen my vagina.
Not more than you, but she's
But she's probably seen it.
What? You haven't seen my vagina?
We'll get there.
Takes time to warm up
To seeing my vagina.
- But you could look on the Internet.
- (ALL LAUGHING)
I'm just kidding.