The Prince (2021) s01e10 Episode Script
School Musical: Part 2
1
♪
♪
- I want this problem
to go away
permanently.
Do you understand
what that means?
- Yes, your majesty.
- What does it mean?
- You're always hitting me
with your hat!
- Hey.
- Oh, George.
Come here.
Come here, lovely, lovely,
lovely to see ya.
Lovely, look, look,
you look strong.
- Okay, okay, take it down
a notch.
So is Gan Gan in there?
- Mum, Mum!
It's Georgie!
- Jesus.
Okay, thanks, Louis.
Ugh, hate that kid.
- Hello, sweetheart.
What can I do for you?
- Hey, Gan Gan, so--
- First, do you have
a cigarette?
- Uhno.
- Fuck.
Okay, go on.
- Right.
So as you know, I'm starring
in the school musical "Oliver!"
- I fucking love "Oliver!"
"Please, sir,
I want some more."
Hilarious!
- I know, right?
And, well, I've got a lot
of songs,
and I was wondering, I mean,
I'm clearly good, right?
People wouldn't tell me
I was good
if I wasn't good, would they?
- Well, of course you are.
We're the best at everything.
We're just born like that.
It's so cool.
- Yeah, that's what I thought.
I mean, obviously.
- Found one.
You want to share?
- Not before breakfast.
- Everything is really yummy
this morning.
Who makes this stuff, anyway?
- Hm, never thought of that
before.
It's always just here,
isn't it?
- "Big Bang Theory"!
- Jesus.
Now is breakfast.
"Big Bang Theory" is later.
- "Big Bang Theory"!
- Later!
He's obsessed with that show.
- Hi, Mummy.
Hi, Daddy.
- Where the hell have you been?
- In my room, coloring.
- I didn't see you
in your room.
- If I said I was in my room,
I was in my goddamn room.
Do you have a fucking problem
with that?
Good, I didn't think so.
- She just read
the shit out of him.
- That was so delicious
I don't need to eat the rest
of the day.
- Did you say something, Mum?
- Hm?
No, dear, why?
- Oh, I thought I heard you
talking about me
starring in the school musical.
- So desperate.
- The thirst is real.
- Everyone's coming
to my opening night, right?
- Of course we are,
sweetheart.
- "Big Bang Theory"!
- We'll tape it!
♪
- What are we eating again?
- Cereal.
- Say again?
- Cereal.
- And am I tasting chicken?
- You're tasting
fucking cereal.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm just really stressed.
We are completely out of money.
- Maybe it's time we dip
into your fortune from "Suits."
- There is no fortune
from "Suits"!
I don't know what to do.
How are we gonna pay for school
for Arby--Archie?
- I have to tell you,
I never realized so many things
cost money.
Like this chicken.
I bet you had to pay for it.
- Cereal!
And, yes, you have to pay
for everything, Harry.
Life is hard.
Most people struggle.
- I have red hair.
I know struggle.
- Oh, God.
We're gonna have to move
back in with your family.
- I thought I could make it
work for us here, Meghan.
I'm sorry.
-
It's not your fault.
I kind of took you out
of your natural habitat.
I'm surprised
you're still breathing.
- And I know how much
you must be missing Kate.
So awful the way the media
has to pit women
against each other and make it
seem like you hate her,
when in reality--
- When in reality, I hate her!
But, yes, I know what you mean.
It's terrible.
- Well, I should let them know
to send a plane for us.
- No, we can fly commercial
with miles and--
Ah, fuck it,
have 'em send a plane.
O, do you think these have
a lot of calories?
- I'm going to say no.
- Yeah, that's
what I thought, too.
Well, I guess I should
get back to rehearsal
so Sebastian doesn't have
to keep embarrassing himself.
Poor thing.
- Oh, I think he's very--
Uh, yes, you should get back
to rehearsal.
- What?
What were you about to say?
He's very what?
- Very
out of his league, sir.
Like having to understudy
Barbra Streisand
in "Funny Girl."
- Aw, thanks, O.
Wow, big shoes, huh?
I'm not gaining weight, am I?
You're not Regina George-ing me
with these Frappuccinos?
- Why, I was just about to say
you were too thin, sir.
- Aw, thank you.
I'm very much enjoying
you today.
- Sebastian,
would you please join us
for "Consider Yourself"?
- Consider yourself no longer
needed, Sebastian.
I've got it from here.
- Oh, right.
Of course, George.
- This is fucked up.
- Then would you like to lead
us in the next song, George?
- Oh, you want me to sing?
Now?
But I haven't done any
of my vocal warm-ups.
I don't have my tea, I don't
have my special scarf
- Why, you don't even need
to rehearse, sir.
Your performance is bound to be
one for the ages.
Not since Barbra Streisand
in "Funny Girl."
- Ooh, I've been hearing that
a lot.
- Isn't George
the most talented boy
you've ever seen, children?
- This is killing you,
isn't it?
- You know who I think
is creepy?
Charlotte.
- They're all creepy.
- Well, I'm going to turn in.
Pleasant dreams, all.
- Night, Kevin.
- Good night, Kev!
- Well, we should turn in, too.
Ready, Greg?
- I think I'm going to
stay up a bit longer.
You go on, though.
- Oh, okay.
I'll just go to bed, then.
Alone.
- Dude, what the fuck?
- Please, you have no idea.
- Does Kevin remind you
of anyone?
♪
- Don't worry.
They'll pay.
They'll all pay.
Ooh, should've brought
a jumper.
- Oh, I see you have
your face mask on.
Or is that just your face?
In any case, you look
exquisite, my darling.
I can't wait for the day I get
to make you my queen, Camilla.
Ooh, I want to be king so bad.
And then you'll be adored
and desired by billions.
I can't take it any longer.
I'm going to ravish you
right here.
Wow, that was intense.
- I don't know, Philip.
I've been thinking,
maybe it's time to step down
and let Charles ascend
the throne.
What do you think?
Well?
- "Big Bang Theory"!
- You and that fucking show.
- Everyone'll be at George's
show tomorrow night.
That's when
I'll make my escape.
Oh, I'm sorry, wrong number.
I thought this was my lawyer.
Y-you have a good night, too.
Ah, embarrassing.
- Good night, sir.
- Good night, Owen.
Owen?
- Yes, sir?
- Never mind.
- You're going to be brilliant
tomorrow.
- But what if I'm not?
Once upon a time ♪
I was a prince
without a care ♪
My life was like a fairy tale
with me the royal heir ♪
But now I'm not so sure ♪
What once seemed bright
is growing dim ♪
Yes, my fairytale has gone
from Disney light ♪
To Brothers Grimm ♪
Ugh.
Where is my happily
ever after? ♪
Can I be certain
it's on its way? ♪
They say I'm top
of my class ♪
Are they just kissing
my ass? ♪
Where is my happily
ever after? ♪
- Last year this cottage
was filled with laughter ♪
But now I'm just living
day to day ♪
My smile once shined
like the sun ♪
Now what I'd give for a gun ♪
Where is my happily
ever after? ♪
- It's getting hard
to convince myself ♪
That I still have a plan ♪
- Who knew
when I married a prince ♪
He'd turn out to be
just a man? ♪
Where is my happily
ever after? ♪
It seems my princess
has gone astray ♪
She's not at all
like our mum ♪
When will
our own kingdom come? ♪
Where is my happily
ever after? ♪
- Where is my happily
ever after? ♪
This endless waiting
is all that I've known ♪
I know it sounds a bit mean ♪
But please, God,
don't save the queen ♪
I want my happily
ever after ♪
- Where is my happily ever
after? ♪
- I guess it's time to put
Charles on the throne ♪
- But give Camilla
the crown? ♪
- I'd rather throw
the bitch down ♪
- 'Twould be my happily
ever after ♪
- It's getting harder
to quit ♪
Just who am I trying
to outsmart? ♪
- When will
Miss Cathy admit ♪
That I have the look
and the voice for the part? ♪
- Do I have the look
and the voice ♪
For the part? ♪
Where is our happily
ever after? ♪
Where is my happily
ever after? ♪
- I need some loving
behind the scenes ♪
- God, it feels like
I'm serving two queens ♪
- But soon revenge
will be mine ♪
The end of the Windsor line ♪
I'll see them soon hanging
from every rafter ♪
Where is my happily
ever ♪
Where is my happily ever ♪
Where is my happily ♪
Ever after? ♪
♪
♪
♪
♪
- I want this problem
to go away
permanently.
Do you understand
what that means?
- Yes, your majesty.
- What does it mean?
- You're always hitting me
with your hat!
- Hey.
- Oh, George.
Come here.
Come here, lovely, lovely,
lovely to see ya.
Lovely, look, look,
you look strong.
- Okay, okay, take it down
a notch.
So is Gan Gan in there?
- Mum, Mum!
It's Georgie!
- Jesus.
Okay, thanks, Louis.
Ugh, hate that kid.
- Hello, sweetheart.
What can I do for you?
- Hey, Gan Gan, so--
- First, do you have
a cigarette?
- Uhno.
- Fuck.
Okay, go on.
- Right.
So as you know, I'm starring
in the school musical "Oliver!"
- I fucking love "Oliver!"
"Please, sir,
I want some more."
Hilarious!
- I know, right?
And, well, I've got a lot
of songs,
and I was wondering, I mean,
I'm clearly good, right?
People wouldn't tell me
I was good
if I wasn't good, would they?
- Well, of course you are.
We're the best at everything.
We're just born like that.
It's so cool.
- Yeah, that's what I thought.
I mean, obviously.
- Found one.
You want to share?
- Not before breakfast.
- Everything is really yummy
this morning.
Who makes this stuff, anyway?
- Hm, never thought of that
before.
It's always just here,
isn't it?
- "Big Bang Theory"!
- Jesus.
Now is breakfast.
"Big Bang Theory" is later.
- "Big Bang Theory"!
- Later!
He's obsessed with that show.
- Hi, Mummy.
Hi, Daddy.
- Where the hell have you been?
- In my room, coloring.
- I didn't see you
in your room.
- If I said I was in my room,
I was in my goddamn room.
Do you have a fucking problem
with that?
Good, I didn't think so.
- She just read
the shit out of him.
- That was so delicious
I don't need to eat the rest
of the day.
- Did you say something, Mum?
- Hm?
No, dear, why?
- Oh, I thought I heard you
talking about me
starring in the school musical.
- So desperate.
- The thirst is real.
- Everyone's coming
to my opening night, right?
- Of course we are,
sweetheart.
- "Big Bang Theory"!
- We'll tape it!
♪
- What are we eating again?
- Cereal.
- Say again?
- Cereal.
- And am I tasting chicken?
- You're tasting
fucking cereal.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm just really stressed.
We are completely out of money.
- Maybe it's time we dip
into your fortune from "Suits."
- There is no fortune
from "Suits"!
I don't know what to do.
How are we gonna pay for school
for Arby--Archie?
- I have to tell you,
I never realized so many things
cost money.
Like this chicken.
I bet you had to pay for it.
- Cereal!
And, yes, you have to pay
for everything, Harry.
Life is hard.
Most people struggle.
- I have red hair.
I know struggle.
- Oh, God.
We're gonna have to move
back in with your family.
- I thought I could make it
work for us here, Meghan.
I'm sorry.
-
It's not your fault.
I kind of took you out
of your natural habitat.
I'm surprised
you're still breathing.
- And I know how much
you must be missing Kate.
So awful the way the media
has to pit women
against each other and make it
seem like you hate her,
when in reality--
- When in reality, I hate her!
But, yes, I know what you mean.
It's terrible.
- Well, I should let them know
to send a plane for us.
- No, we can fly commercial
with miles and--
Ah, fuck it,
have 'em send a plane.
O, do you think these have
a lot of calories?
- I'm going to say no.
- Yeah, that's
what I thought, too.
Well, I guess I should
get back to rehearsal
so Sebastian doesn't have
to keep embarrassing himself.
Poor thing.
- Oh, I think he's very--
Uh, yes, you should get back
to rehearsal.
- What?
What were you about to say?
He's very what?
- Very
out of his league, sir.
Like having to understudy
Barbra Streisand
in "Funny Girl."
- Aw, thanks, O.
Wow, big shoes, huh?
I'm not gaining weight, am I?
You're not Regina George-ing me
with these Frappuccinos?
- Why, I was just about to say
you were too thin, sir.
- Aw, thank you.
I'm very much enjoying
you today.
- Sebastian,
would you please join us
for "Consider Yourself"?
- Consider yourself no longer
needed, Sebastian.
I've got it from here.
- Oh, right.
Of course, George.
- This is fucked up.
- Then would you like to lead
us in the next song, George?
- Oh, you want me to sing?
Now?
But I haven't done any
of my vocal warm-ups.
I don't have my tea, I don't
have my special scarf
- Why, you don't even need
to rehearse, sir.
Your performance is bound to be
one for the ages.
Not since Barbra Streisand
in "Funny Girl."
- Ooh, I've been hearing that
a lot.
- Isn't George
the most talented boy
you've ever seen, children?
- This is killing you,
isn't it?
- You know who I think
is creepy?
Charlotte.
- They're all creepy.
- Well, I'm going to turn in.
Pleasant dreams, all.
- Night, Kevin.
- Good night, Kev!
- Well, we should turn in, too.
Ready, Greg?
- I think I'm going to
stay up a bit longer.
You go on, though.
- Oh, okay.
I'll just go to bed, then.
Alone.
- Dude, what the fuck?
- Please, you have no idea.
- Does Kevin remind you
of anyone?
♪
- Don't worry.
They'll pay.
They'll all pay.
Ooh, should've brought
a jumper.
- Oh, I see you have
your face mask on.
Or is that just your face?
In any case, you look
exquisite, my darling.
I can't wait for the day I get
to make you my queen, Camilla.
Ooh, I want to be king so bad.
And then you'll be adored
and desired by billions.
I can't take it any longer.
I'm going to ravish you
right here.
Wow, that was intense.
- I don't know, Philip.
I've been thinking,
maybe it's time to step down
and let Charles ascend
the throne.
What do you think?
Well?
- "Big Bang Theory"!
- You and that fucking show.
- Everyone'll be at George's
show tomorrow night.
That's when
I'll make my escape.
Oh, I'm sorry, wrong number.
I thought this was my lawyer.
Y-you have a good night, too.
Ah, embarrassing.
- Good night, sir.
- Good night, Owen.
Owen?
- Yes, sir?
- Never mind.
- You're going to be brilliant
tomorrow.
- But what if I'm not?
Once upon a time ♪
I was a prince
without a care ♪
My life was like a fairy tale
with me the royal heir ♪
But now I'm not so sure ♪
What once seemed bright
is growing dim ♪
Yes, my fairytale has gone
from Disney light ♪
To Brothers Grimm ♪
Ugh.
Where is my happily
ever after? ♪
Can I be certain
it's on its way? ♪
They say I'm top
of my class ♪
Are they just kissing
my ass? ♪
Where is my happily
ever after? ♪
- Last year this cottage
was filled with laughter ♪
But now I'm just living
day to day ♪
My smile once shined
like the sun ♪
Now what I'd give for a gun ♪
Where is my happily
ever after? ♪
- It's getting hard
to convince myself ♪
That I still have a plan ♪
- Who knew
when I married a prince ♪
He'd turn out to be
just a man? ♪
Where is my happily
ever after? ♪
It seems my princess
has gone astray ♪
She's not at all
like our mum ♪
When will
our own kingdom come? ♪
Where is my happily
ever after? ♪
- Where is my happily
ever after? ♪
This endless waiting
is all that I've known ♪
I know it sounds a bit mean ♪
But please, God,
don't save the queen ♪
I want my happily
ever after ♪
- Where is my happily ever
after? ♪
- I guess it's time to put
Charles on the throne ♪
- But give Camilla
the crown? ♪
- I'd rather throw
the bitch down ♪
- 'Twould be my happily
ever after ♪
- It's getting harder
to quit ♪
Just who am I trying
to outsmart? ♪
- When will
Miss Cathy admit ♪
That I have the look
and the voice for the part? ♪
- Do I have the look
and the voice ♪
For the part? ♪
Where is our happily
ever after? ♪
Where is my happily
ever after? ♪
- I need some loving
behind the scenes ♪
- God, it feels like
I'm serving two queens ♪
- But soon revenge
will be mine ♪
The end of the Windsor line ♪
I'll see them soon hanging
from every rafter ♪
Where is my happily
ever ♪
Where is my happily ever ♪
Where is my happily ♪
Ever after? ♪
♪
♪