The Villains Of Valley View (2022) s01e10 Episode Script

Previously on The
Villains of Valley View.
I kind of spilled on your console
and then everything sparked.
And then I start pressing more buttons
and then he turned into that.
I want him back home plotting
revenge against Starling.
Were you just talking to who
I think you were talking to?
Starling. I need you to
cover for me with Amy.
Jake, get out of the way.
No, Amy, this has gone way too far.
- Amy!
- We may share the same villain blood
but you're not my brother anymore.
I never wanted a best
friend in the first place
and now I know why.
How do we fix this?
I don't know if we can.
Come on, Amy, could we
please just talk about this?
I'll take that as a no.
Hey, Amy.
I made a new batch
of sorry-for-being-a-bad-friend cookies.
She's upstairs.
You're still baking things to
smooth things over with her?
Yeah. Do you think it's working?
As a way to get back on a good side?
No.
As target practice?
Yes.
Where's the target?
I was the target.
She almost knocked me out
with one of your cinnamon buns.
Amy hasn't talked to me in days.
I'm starting to think that when she said
I'm not her brother
anymore, she really meant it.
I just hate being on the outs with her.
Me too.
I mean, sure we constantly
lob insults at each other,
but for us, those are like hugs.
You know, none of this
would have happened
if you would've just told her
you were hanging out with Starling,
her biggest nemesis.
Well, you didn't tell her either.
You told me not to.
Well, that's your fault
for listening to me.
That's two mistakes in a row.
Amy, my bestest, goodest friend.
It's a beautiful day
to forgive and forget.
Save it, I just came
down to get a cookie.
Oh, well, I just happen to have one.
A store-bought cookie.
I feel horrible.
I swear I was only keeping Jake's secret
to protect him and your family.
And I should've told you
I was talking with Starling
from the beginning.
I know you're hurt, but
that was never my intention.
- Ow.
- Oh, did that hurt?
- Yes.
- I'm sorry, that was never my intention.
I know you're mad, but I do appreciate
you not telling mom and
dad about everything.
Why would I?
I'm actually loyal to my brother.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm gonna go get a cookie
and hang out with the brother
who didn't betray me
even if he is an old man.
Anyone seen my adult diaper?
Then again, there's
nothing like alone time.
Okay. This has gone on long enough
and the only way I'm gonna get Amy back
is to prove that I'm loyal to her.
Well, that's good for you.
But what am I supposed to do?
I'd say keep baking.
Looks like you found a fan.
Mmm. Floor cookies.
Oh, I hope that was a chocolate chip.
Oh, here she comes. I guarantee this
will get me back on Amy's good side.
Yeah, she's gonna love this.
You really think so?
No, I just say positive things
and hope they work out.
Ta-da! Your very own
double-sized locker,
courtesy of your brother.
What about the kid who was using it?
Oh, I'm his locker now.
I just have to carry all
of his stuff on my back
and follow him around all of his classes
and pay him $200 by the end of the day.
But it's worth it to make it up to you,
my one and only sister.
So, what do you say? All forgiven?
No, I already own that locker
and that kid was paying me rent,
so now I'm losing income.
I'm not giving up.
I just have to go bigger.
Amy, I know he messed up,
but this has to be hurting you too.
You can't hold on to
this grudge forever.
Maybe not forever, but
50 years feels doable.
Look
What happened with Jake
and Starling is in the past
and sometimes you have to forgive
in order to move forward.
Starling isn't even the worst part.
When we were Havoc and
Chaos, we were inseparable.
We didn't keep anything from each other.
So how am I supposed to forgive him
for keeping a secret like that from me?
He wasn't alone.
We both kept it a secret
and I'm really, really sorry.
I know you are.
You got a living room
full of crumbs to prove it.
I guess I shouldn't
have been so hard on you.
You were in a tough situation.
It was Jake who really messed up.
So does that mean we're good?
Yeah, we're good.
Plus, this way I can channel
all my anger towards Jake.
You get a more intense rage rush
when you don't have to split your focus.
Amy, he made a mistake.
Everybody makes mistakes.
I mean, you've made tons of them.
There's the blackmail thing,
the mentor thing, the whole sending me
to another dimension
thing, and then you
No, you do know I can
still un-forgive you, right?
The point is Jake was
offering an olive branch.
Maybe the next time he offers one,
you should take it.
I'll think about it.
Yeah. I got further
than I thought I would.
Okay. I am this close to
getting our Colby back.
You've been saying you're
this close for weeks.
You're running out of
daylight there, chief.
Eva, I am but one man,
the strapping intellectually
magnificent man,
but one man nonetheless.
Yeah, get off his back, Mom.
I just miss my little Colbs
with his cute little boy stink
and its ability to choose solid foods.
I don't think I can
blend him another meal.
This turkey burger is delicious, Mom.
Look, fixing broken shapeshifters
is new territory for me,
so if I'm taking longer than usual,
it's just because I
don't wanna get it wrong,
again.
Don't worry, we know
you'll bring our boy back.
Right, Colbs?
Oh, great, he's nodded off again.
Okay. Come on, buddy.
Napping on a full stomach
is gonna bring on the old mantudes.
Colby?
Oh, Colb, baby.
Oh. I fixed him.
All that work and all it
took was a firm wiggle.
Yes, I'm me again.
They're not saggy anymore.
Our boy is back, finally.
No more having to pretend
I'm this close to fixing him.
I mean, yay, I don't
have to do any more work.
And I spoke too soon.
Surprise!
Hartley, I already forgave you.
You didn't need to bake me a cake.
Oh, I baked it to celebrate
our reconciliation,
plus, the strawberries were expiring.
Aw. Nothing says we're
friends again like moldy fruit.
I know I'm new here but
are flying bus benches
a Texas thing?
Who did this?
I did.
Who's ready for a little chaos?
It doesn't work as well
without the villain suit,
but you get the idea.
Jake, what is going on?
And what do you have against
public transportation?
You said that I wasn't
loyal and then I realized
there was nothing Jake
could do to prove you wrong,
so I went back to
someone you know is loyal.
Chaos.
Jake, do you really think
that Amy's gonna forgive you
just because you're
acting like a villain?
Of course, I am.
Wait, what?
Well, you're the one who told me
to accept my brother's olive branch
and this is some branch.
I mean, I could build a tree house
on this thing.
You're gonna build a
tree house on this bench?
No, on the branch.
- What branch?
- The olive branch.
It's your metaphor, Hartley, keep up.
It's good to have you back, bro.
It's good to be back, sis.
Amy, Jake has come a long way
from being a villain.
Are you really just gonna let him
throw that all away
just to go forgive him?
Yes. I've been trying to get him
to throw that all away for months.
Besides, I didn't tell him
to be a villain, he offered.
A good person would do everything he can
to get his sister back
even if it means going to extremes.
Oh, yeah. Enough chitchat.
It's time to wreak some havoc.
Huh. You see what I did there?
If you two go on a rampage,
you're gonna risk getting
your entire family caught.
Hartley, we've been
villains for a long time.
I think we know how not to get caught.
Besides, what are they gonna do?
Arrest us for throwing a bench?
I also threw a bus.
He's back.
So why am I doing this?
Your father thinks that
performing a fun useful activity
will keep you from shifting
back into old Colby.
Oh!
Well, it was just a theory.
All this quick shapeshifting
between young and old
is weakening your molecular structure.
This device measures
just how stable you are.
Where is it at now?
On a scale from one to ten,
you're down to five and a half Vics.
I named the measurement
after myself since no one's
ever made a molecular
instability scale before.
Oh, wow. I'm glad you still found time
to pat yourself on the back there.
Comments like that are why I named
the most unstable measurements Evas.
What happens when the
meter drops into the Evas?
Oh, nothing too crazy.
Just that your body
could start to wither away
and we could lose you for good.
How's that not crazy?
Well, if you dropped too low,
you'll just disappear
in a little blue flame.
Let's hope for the best.
Dude, that was awesome.
I can't believe you
used your super strengths
to twist that lamp post
into a balloon animal.
Me? What about you unleashing
a sonic boom at the roller rink?
I've never seen a
22-person pileup before.
Yeah.
Oh, it was a mountain of twisted limbs
and spinning wheels.
Look at us.
To Havoc and Chaos just like old times.
You ready to knock out
the power to the city
so we can have some real fun?
Uh, yeah. Yeah, I guess so.
What's wrong?
You're not having
second thoughts, are you?
No. No. I told you I'm back
to being my villain self.
And if that's what you wanna do,
then that's what we're gonna do.
Is that what you wanna do?
Yeah. Totally.
Let's rip these bolts out
and knock this baby down.
Okay. Lefty-loosey,
righty-tighty, Jakey breaky.
Stop.
Please!
I've been chasing you
for the past four hours!
I know. That's why we ran so fast.
You two are out of control.
And your reckless behavior
could end up seriously hurting someone.
Oh, relax. We're just
having a little fun.
Well, I'm not just gonna
let you ruin our town
just so you can have your villain kicks.
You shouldn't have to change who you are
to have her forgive you.
And if you're only forgiving somebody
because of what they're doing for you,
that's not really forgiveness.
Fine.
Jake, I hate to say
this but Hartley's right.
You don't have to do this.
Oh, phew!
I'm so happy you said that
because I do not wanna do this.
Great. Let's go.
Hartley, no!
You couldn't wait until
after I put it down?
The whole city is losing power.
Should we run?
No. That's an amateur move.
Let's calm down,
walk away slowly, and whistle.
No one suspects a whistle.
This is it.
Time to save our son and
not a moment too soon.
We don't have much time left.
What? You said I had hours.
Well, I didn't want
you to get all panicky.
Am I back?
Yup!
Nope.
How long will this take?
I'm not sure. But the
machine is working.
Just has to power up
to run its full course.
Shouldn't be too long.
Okay. You know what, from now on,
I'm just gonna stop making predictions.
Well, the emergency
lights have kicked on.
But there's not enough juice
to power the Re-Atomizer.
I just knew I should've hooked
that generator up to my bicycle.
I'd have reserve power
and firmer glutes.
Let me give it a try.
Stop! Stop!
You're overpowering it.
Y-Your voltage is too powerful.
Well, my name is such.
We need a steady regulated source
from a stable electricity grid.
I don't know why we kept trying to take
those things down when we were villains.
They're pretty useful.
That was close.
- Did anyone see us?
- Of course not.
I told you we're good
at not getting caught.
Oh, hello.
I'm guessing something went wrong.
- No.
- What makes you say that?
We knocked out a power tower.
- What?
- It was an accident.
I have been working on
this machine for hours
so I could bring Colby back to normal
and you just killed our power.
If we don't fix him soon,
we will lose him for good.
Oh, he's getting worse.
He's down to two Evas.
See, I named the good units after me
and the bad units after
Not the time.
Now do you see why you
can't let Jake be a villain?
Why is this on me? He started it.
I wouldn't have had to do it
if you had just forgiven me.
Forgiven you for what?
- Nothing.
- Never mind.
The important thing here is Colby.
Don't worry, Dad. We'll go fix it.
Just hurry up!
If the unstable molecules don't get me,
my arthritis will.
Power crew.
They'll never be able to fix
the lines in time to save Colby.
Okay. We'll have to create a distraction
so they can clear out
and we can get to work.
Lucky for you, your sister
is a human soundboard.
Sounds like another transformer
just blew over there.
Okay. Come on. I have an idea.
You lift the tower back up,
I'll use my sonic propulsion to go up
and reconnect the busted wires
with my ultrasonic vibrations.
Got it.
Okay. Here it goes.
I can't fuse the wires together!
My ultrasonic vibration isn't working!
Man, all this changing back and forth
is really knocking me out.
I'm not as young as I used to be.
Wait. Yes, I am.
No, I'm not.
The speed of his shapeshifting
is progressing too fast.
Oh, Hartley, he's down to one Eva.
What does that mean?
It means we're losing him.
The poor little guy is burning up.
Eva, can you bring him some water?
Eva?
Oh, you're still not mad about
that whole measurement thing,
are you, darling?
It's not working. What do we do?
Mom?
What are you doing here?
Well, I couldn't let
you do this kind of job
without the family electrician.
Doesn't work as well
without the villain suit
but you get the idea.
Okay. Hold the wires
together. I'm gonna zap them.
Yes. The power is back on.
- Mom, you fixed it.
- Yeah, of course I did.
I've been cleaning up your
messes since you were four.
Wait, don't you mean
you've been cleaning up
our messes since we were born?
Made your father do the
heavy lifting early on.
They did it! The power is back on!
Oh, he's getting woozy. I need a hand.
How many floor cookies did you eat?
We got back as fast as we could.
You should be good to go.
Okay. Here it goes.
Goggle up, people.
You got this?
Say something, Colby.
S-Something Colby.
He's up to 10 Vics.
Our boy is back!
Whatever this is, I don't like it.
That was close.
What in the world were you two thinking?
I never thought I'd say this to you
but you are both grounded for two days.
Sounds about right.
Although, it does mean
that they'll be in the house
- with us the entire time.
- Two hours.
You're grounded for two hours.
Unbelievable.
My grandma grounded me for a week
just for leaving the window
open with the heat on.
Mm. It's one of the perks of
having villains for parents.
They have no idea how to do it.
I gotta go.
I was supposed to meet my grandma
for dinner 11 hours ago.
Wait, Amy.
I know today turned into a mess but
it was good to hang out
with you like that again.
I miss that.
Me too.
Look, I I did not like
what happened with Starling
and I will probably never understand it,
but the fact that you went against
everything you stand
for and turned into Chaos
even for one day,
it shows me you'll
always be loyal to me.
It also shows that
the city of Valley View
should really have a backup power grid.
Just don't hide stuff from me again.
I'm a big girl.
I can handle the truth.
I may not always like
it but I can handle it.
In that case, I have
to tell you something.
What I felt for Starling was real.
It was the first time I've
ever felt like that for anyone.
And as much as I know,
it makes you happy
that Starling ended it,
I'm still pretty crushed
that I'm never gonna see her again.
Yeah, that might be a
little too much truth.
Fair enough. Come on.
Now that we have our
little brother back,
we have a lot of teasing to make up for.
Yeah. I kind of felt bad
making fun of him as an old man.
But now that he's an
innocent child again,
he is fair game.
I'm so glad that you
and I are cool again.
Me too. But you know
what would make things
between us even cooler?
- What?
- You doing all my homework.
Yup. Things are back to normal.
Oh, wow. What a gentleman.
- Thank you.
- No problem.
It's the least I can do
for my new locker mate.
Oh. Well, welcome to the lockerhood.
I'm Hartley.
Declan. Nice to meet you.
Is today your first day?
Yeah. I got so lost earlier,
I ended up in the janitor's closet.
He was in there.
It was awkward.
Uh, you know, if you want,
I'd be more than happy to give you
- a quick tour after school.
- That'd be great.
Great. Meet you here?
Sounds good. Just don't
keep me waiting too long.
Although for you, I'd wait all day.
Oh. Well then,
maybe I will make you wait.
But I really won't.
I'd probably be here early.
Maybe not early but definitely not late.
I gotta go.
This is Oculan through Onyx.
I investigated the electrical anomaly.
It's clear Havoc and her
family are here in Valley View.
Now I just need to identify them.
Yes, Oculan.
Proceed slowly.
Gain their trust and work your way in.
Then we'll strike when
they least expect it.
Trust me.
I'll find them soon.
And they'll never see it coming.