True Lies (2023) s01e10 Episode Script
Friendly Enemies
1
HARRY: I'm Harry Tasker,
husband, dad, computer salesman
and for 17 years the most
important person in my life
didn't know I was also something else.
Omega Sector's top spy.
HELEN: I'm Helen Tasker,
wife, mom and professor.
After an unfortunate incident
where I found out our
whole life was a lie,
now I'm also a spy.
HARRY: Honey, all those things are true.
- They're just, you know
- HELEN: What?
HARRY: True lies.
[ALARM BLARING]
Babe, hurry.
I'm trying.
I think they're searching the offices.
What do you want me
to do if they come in?
Shoot 'em.
Ah. Bingo.
- Okay.
- Guys, I got guards incoming.
I don't think I can do this.
- Ah.
- [POUNDING AT DOOR]
You can do this, honey.
This is what you trained for.
I didn't kill anyone in training, Harry.
On these missions, you're always the one
that does all the real shooting.
No shooting necessary.
- [SIGHS]
- Come on.
How much time do we have left?
30 seconds.
- I'm not talking about the bomb.
- Oh.
Uh, 19 minutes. Oh,
hope there's no traffic.
Yeah, okay.
[BANGING ON DOOR]
[GUARDS SHOUTING IN SPANISH]
Nice work, guys.
It was Helen's first time
guarding the door. She did great.
Yeah, only because I didn't
have to shoot anybody.
I almost wet my tactical pants.
[CHUCKLES]
What's our ETA?
- GIB: Seven minutes.
- Cutting it pretty close. Hit the gas.
You got it.
Whoa!
DOUG: It's insanity.
And the travel budget
for the geology department
is a knife fight for every dollar.
But anthropology can
travel anywhere they want.
I'm telling you, it's a war.
ALICE: You know, I heard
that there was a huge explosion
at the Venezuelan consulate tonight.
- Oh, really?
- ALICE: Mm-hmm.
I ran out to get some more cilantro,
almost didn't make it back
because I-395 was gridlocked.
But I knew a shortcut,
so I cut across three lanes to the exit.
Sounds like you guys
get all the excitement.
ALICE: [LAUGHS] We do.
[WEAK CHUCKLE]
[GROANS] I can't believe
worrying about shooting someone
wasn't the worst part of my day.
That was awful.
There's something about Doug's voice
that just makes me want
to punch him in the throat.
Harry.
But in a nice way.
[GROANS] I don't
understand why it's so hard
to find couple friends.
You know? It was already
hard enough before,
and now that we're both spies,
it's, like, do we have
anything in common with anyone?
Well, I thought we really hit it off
with that couple from counterintel.
The people who wouldn't
stop talking about
high-end encryption
for secure data systems?
Honey, more like counterinteresting.
Maybe it's too hard.
It's not like anyone's gonna
understand what it's like
to be us. Other spies aren't married.
Well, you still have your yoga friends
and I still have my bowling pals.
I know, but I want people that
we can be ourselves around, you know?
Like, you could do spy stuff with him
and then I could talk to
her about clothes and guns.
And then at the end of the day,
we could all laugh about spy snafus.
Like when you throw a grenade,
but you forgot to pull
the pin. [LAUGHING]
That's a nice dream, honey.
I know.
Who am I kidding?
I guess it's just more boring dinners
with Alice and Doug.
Hey, you know what wouldn't be boring?
[CHUCKLES] What?
Punching Doug in the throat.
- No?
- No punching, either.
- Just one time?
- No.
That would be so much fun.
♪
All right, guys. Intel
combed through the data
we stole last night,
and it's bad. Eyes up on screen.
COMPUTER: Omega Sector
has determined that rogue
Cuban General Hernan Alvaro Ochoa
has gained control of a
long-range mobile missile.
Ochoa is known to hold
anti-Western views.
Analysis suggests that
he plans to attack Miami,
initiating a new Cold War
and allowing hard-line communists
to seize control in Cuba.
When's he planning on launching?
Soon as his code guy
deciphers the launch codes.
Ooh, so we're off to Havana.
Not exactly.
American spies in Cuba
can make things worse.
Plus, Ochoa's got eyes everywhere.
We can't get near him,
which is where these guys come in.
Valentina and Emilio Pérez,
bigwigs in Cuba's defense department.
They'll be in Panama for meetings.
Harry, Helen, you're gonna
pose as American diplomats,
cozy up to them,
- and recruit them to take Ochoa out.
- HARRY: Gib,
it's gonna take a lot of cozying up
to convince people to kill a general.
GIB: Yeah, well, that's the gig.
Good news is the Pérez
family has lobbied
to strengthen U.S.-Cuban relations.
I doubt they'll want all that hard
work to go up in a mushroom cloud.
Uh-huh, and the bad news?
Bad news is we know zilch
about how to make the approach.
Which means we're gonna
have to go to Panama,
do some recon, and execute
the world's fastest recruitment op.
We leave tomorrow.
[BEEPING]
So, I have some exciting news.
Aunt Fannie has invited
you guys to her annual lake trip.
Wait, actually? With Cousin Tori?
- HELEN: Mm-hmm.
- Yeah. You guys leave tomorrow.
JAKE: Awesome. You know,
I've always wanted
to waterski with Tori.
She posts the dopest
tricks on her Instagram.
[LAUGHS] What about you, Dana?
You don't seem so excited.
Yeah. Yeah, it's exciting.
Oh, come on, this is
gonna be great. I mean,
you guys and Tori have been
super tight since you were babies.
HELEN: I remember when you three
used to take baths together.
- Yes. Aw.
- It was so cute.
- I should get those pictures out.
- Mm-hmm.
- No.
- Uh, please don't.
I'm just kidding. I'm saving
those for your prom dates.
[CHUCKLES] Good one, Mom.
- Hilarious.
- HELEN: Thank you very much. Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Okay, come on, go and pack.
You're gonna have fun.
You got to get going.
And don't forget,
they're kind of churchy,
so you're gonna want
to pack your one-piece.
I don't have a one-piece, Mom.
Didn't I buy her a one-piece?
I think so.
["UNA VEZ MAS" BY SR ORTEGON PLAYING]
GIB: Okay, team, here's the plan.
Harry, Helen, you're checking
into the Pérez's hotel
as American diplomats.
I got you a room right above them.
You'll rope down, break
in, and look for intel
you can use to befriend them.
Hobbies, foods, whatever.
The Pérezes have reservations
at the hotel restaurant.
Luther, Maria, you'll
keep an eye on them,
make sure they don't
walk in on our snooping.
So, hit the restaurant
and scout out surveillance locations.
Have fun out there.
Geez.
Is this the only way we
enter a room anymore
climbing on ropes on buildings?
Did everyone completely
forget about doors?
Well, we have to avoid
security cameras, so, yeah.
Feels weird spying on someone
to pretend to be their friends.
Helen, look at it this way.
If we had spied on those
parents from Dana's soccer team,
we would have found out
about their pyramid scheme
before we invited them to game night.
Mm-hmm.
Ready?
Okay.
You guys in place? Status report?
LUTHER [ON COMMS]:
Identifying targets now.
MARIA: Yup, that's them.
Four exits.
I have two. Luther has two.
If the Pérezes move, we'll know.
Someone's heading their way.
MARIA: She's the Pérez's aide.
Flor Alvarez.
Awfully friendly. Do all Cubans
- smooch their staff?
- MARIA: It's a Latino thing.
That's just how we greet each other.
LUTHER: You're Colombian.
You don't greet me like that.
Maybe if you learn Spanish
and move to Bogotá.
I speak Spanish.
Some Spanish. I mean, how many words
do you have to know to get a cheek kiss?
Sir? I believe you're at my table.
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]
LUTHER: Clearly, it's not
your table, as I was
already sitting there.
MAN: I had it reserved.
You know, it didn't
say "reserved" on it.
Gib, we have a problem.
Some creep wants Luther
to move from his surveillance position.
Luther, get rid of this clown.
Hey, pal, there's lots of
other tables in the restaurant.
I'm not your pal.
Ooh.
Crap. I think this is escalating.
Ah, there we go. The laptop.
[SHUTTER CLICKING]
Harry.
She's reading the Spanish
version of The Orchid Temple.
Perfect. It's a great way
for you guys to connect.
Remember, it's the book
about the blacksmith
- who's dying of a broken heart?
- Yeah,
I think The Orchid Templeis, uh,
way more your area of
expertise on this op.
Your loss, honey. It's a beautiful book.
Harry,
I will tell you this:
this woman has amazing
taste in clothing.
- Oh.
- Oh, and it looks like
they just went shopping.
All right, this is gonna take a minute.
[WHISPERS]: Harry, lots of shopping.
Looks like they bought some new Vans.
- One green, one blue.
- [SHUTTER CLICKS]
They must have children.
That's so sweet. I bet
they have teenagers like us.
Harry, look at this rum.
[VOCALIZING]
Amiguitos.
It means "little buddies."
Harry, they sound fun.
Helen, they are foreign
intelligence targets.
Yeah, fun targets.
Sorry.
- [SPEAKING SPANISH]
- What did he say? What did you say?
It doesn't matter. We have a job to do.
[SIGHS]
Gib, target's on the move.
What? Where?
They're leaving out the east exit.
Probably heading back to the room.
Harry, Helen, uh, we lost the Pérezes.
I need you guys to peace
out of there right now.
All right, we got to go.
[SHUTTER CLICKING]
Come on, go, go, go, go, go.
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
Little nightcap.
[SPEAKS SPANISH]
Does this lipstick say,
"Take out a general for me"?
- Honey, you could take out the whole regime.
- Mm.
GIB [ON COMMS]: All right, the Pérezes
just arrived for their
lunch reservation.
You two ready to make the approach?
HARRY: We're almost ready.
Hey, what's your 20?
Any suspicious activity in your area?
Luther and Maria did a sweep.
Everything looks clear,
but we're set up in
the alley just in case.
All right, we're on our way.
I hope Valentina likes this dress.
I can already tell she's a vibrant lady.
So, I wore green,
and it's a little vintage, but
when I looked through all of her stuff,
I noticed she had kind of a retro style.
Well, everything's
pretty much retro in Cuba.
I know all of her
favorite foods, I know all
of her favorite hobbies. I feel like
she's my best friend already.
But remember, this is a
mission. We're not here to get
couple's massages with these
people. We're recruiting them
to take out a rogue general
that wants to blow up Miami.
Yes. All the more reason
to wear the right dress.
- [PHONE VIBRATES]
- It's Dana.
- Tell her I said hi.
- Hi, honey. What's up?
Mom, I need you to come
get me, like, right now.
Wait, slow down. What's going on?
It was a mistake coming here.
Okay? I don't know
how to waterski at all.
- So?
- So?
He's here.
I mean, I thought that he
might be, and he definitely is.
- Wait, who's he?
- Yousif.
All right? It's Tori's old neighbor.
He's visiting from college.
From college?
Mom, I'm not gonna date him,
okay? I just, I don't want
to look stupid. I don't
know how to waterski,
and Tori, she's this pro.
Okay, well, if you're
so worried about it,
why don't you ask Tori
if she can teach you?
I can't. That's the thing.
She's gonna convince me to try,
I'm gonna wipe out, all of her friends
are gonna post about
it, and I'm literally
gonna have to go into hiding.
Dana, it's okay to ask for help.
It's more than okay. It's very brave.
Mom, it's not that simple.
It is that simple.
It's also hard.
[SIGHS]
Whatever. I have to go.
Okay, well, all right.
Well, tell your brother
that he needs to wear his sunscreen, and
- we love you. Goodb
- [HANGS UP]
Every time.
GIB: Okay, the Pérezes are at the bar.
Status report?
Gib, we're in. Making our approach now.
Copy.
Dos "Amigweetoes," por favor.
"Amigweetoes."
[LAUGHS] I can't believe
you can't pronounce
the name of your favorite rum.
- Did I do it again?
- You did.
Are you an "Amigweetoes" man?
Amiguitos? It's a very good rum, yes.
Make it four.
Oh, that's very generous of you,
but my wife and I, we have plans.
Aw, come on, just one drink.
I'm Nick Smith, by the
way. This is my wife, Amy.
HELEN: Hi.
Emilio Pérez.
My wife, Valentina.
- HELEN: Valentina.
- We really need to go.
It's too late. He already poured them.
Come on, just one drink.
It's not every day
you get to meet people
- with really good taste in rum.
- [HELEN LAUGHS]
- One.
- One.
Oh.
Is this dress Clandestina?
Yes. You know it?
Yes, I adore Cuban designs.
It's just, you can never
get them in the States.
- Bueno. You can't get them in Cuba, either.
- [LAUGHS]
So, what brings you to Panama?
Uh, business.
- Cuban Defense Department. Mm-hmm.
- Mm.
Mm, wow, that's amazing.
And you?
We work for the U.S. State Department.
And just between us,
I really wish our
countries got along better.
We couldn't agree more.
[CHUCKLES]
Salud.
- Cheers.
- HELEN: Salud.
Salud.
- EMILIO: Ah.
- Mm.
HELEN: I have an idea. This is nice.
We should get a table together.
- Yeah.
- Oh, we were supposed to meet
some people at the
embassy reception, but
But those events are the most
boring things on the planet.
- [LAUGHS]
- Come on, I insist.
Put this on our tab, too, por favor.
GIB [ON COMMS]: You
guys are doing great.
Keep the momentum up.
♪
He's 16, and sh-she's 13.
- Aw.
- 14.
That's the same age as our kids.
Two teens, two years apart.
[GASPS] Why didn't someone warn us?
[LAUGHS] I know.
And then when the blacksmith
dies in his son's arms
in the last chapter
It broke my heart.
This is why I'm telling
everyone all the time,
read The Orchid Temple.
Read The Orchid Temple.
- HARRY: What's it called?
- HELEN AND VALENTINA: The Orchid Temple.
- You ready? Ready?
- Yeah.
[SINGING IN SPANISH]
[LAUGHTER]
So, normally, I wouldn't
be so forward so fast,
but since we all get along so well,
I was thinking, maybe my wife and I,
we could talk to you
about, um, a little
proposition.
Maybe something a a little
outside of your comfort zone.
But, hey, what happens in Panama
stays in Panama.
GIB: Hey, I'm picking
up some weird signals.
Me too. Do you hear this?
I think they're swingers.
No, radio signals.
- Something's up.
- LUTHER: Whoa.
Do you think Harry and
Helen are gonna swing
with the Pérezes to save the mission?
Do we listen?
HARRY: What exactly were you proposing?
In Cuba, we have a problem.
A rogue general called Ochoa
who leads an extremist
faction and who plans to bomb the U.S.
VALENTINA: He thinks it will
help his little group of maniacs.
Mm-hmm. So, we were hoping you
could speak to your government
about, you know
[POPS]
stopping him.
Wait a minute, you want us to stop him?
[SHORT CHUCKLE] See,
in Cuba, he's too
powerful, too connected.
We cannot get to him.
But for your government,
maybe not that hard.
I mean, you said
you would love for our countries
to have better relations.
Wait, wait, wait. Are they
pitching us on taking out Ochoa?
We're supposed to be pitching them.
GIB: Okay.
I just picked up a swarm
of encrypted radio signals.
- Eyes open, people.
- VALENTINA: We were planning
on approaching a pair of
diplomats at the embassy event.
But then we met two new friends
working for the State Department
who like Amiguitos, too.
Yeah. The funny thing about that
GIB: Guys, get out of there now.
I got bogeys incoming.
Luther, get us out of here now.
LUTHER: Gib, we've got a problem.
What's wrong?
Stay calm. We'll handle this.
[GRUNTING]
VALENTINA: They're here for us!
Harry!
They're Ochoa's men.
I thought you were bureaucrats.
[GRUNTS]
They fight like this
at the State Department?
Gib, talk to me.
We're surrounded, all right?
Get out of there, now. Get out of there.
- Go. We got to go.
- Vamos.
HELEN: Harry
Okay.
[SHOUTS IN SPANISH]
- All right, all right.
- [THUMPING ON VAN]
Okay, okay, okay, okay,
okay, okay, okay, okay.
American citizen. Take
it easy, take it easy.
[VAN DOOR SHUTS]
We're American citizens.
[MEN SPEAKING SPANISH]
LUTHER: They're capturing
that jackass from yesterday.
What's happening?
[COMMANDOS SPEAKING SPANISH]
[GRUNTS]
- What about the team?
- We can't save them if we're dead.
The valet left that
running. Get in the car.
[GUNSHOTS]
So
I have a wobbly shoe.
And you two are spies?
- [SCOFFS]
- Sí.
As are you, I assume.
- Que arroz con mango.
- [SCOFFS]
What'd he say about mangoes?
It means we're in a sticky situation.
I can't believe this. Did you even read.
The Orchid Temple?
[GASPS] What about you?
- You're a spy, too.
- Mm-hmm.
- Was anything about our lunch even real?
- HARRY: All right, look.
We can't trust each other, we got that.
But we both want to take out Ochoa.
You guys just beat us
to the punch on the ask.
And now we're all blown.
HELEN: Yeah, and
somebody tipped him off.
- You guys have a mole.
- [SCOFFS]
It was not someone on our team.
Well, it wasn't ours.
We got a radio warning. You didn't.
Plus, those commandos
rushed in pretty fast after
you mentioned Ochoa's name.
Who'd you have listening?
Wait.
Flor sh-she was on our radios.
No, no, no, no, you can't think
for a second that it was Flor.
Because I trust her with my life.
Mi amor, think about it.
Why else would Ochoa be in Panama?
She must have told him
we were going to be here,
working against him.
As soon as we made our
move, he sent his commandos.
He wants to stop us
before we can stop him.
Oh, but Flor is like family.
I mean, she's basically
the third person in our marriage. I
I can't believe this.
Harry, I think their Gib
captured our Gib.
[GRUNTING]
GIB: You know
you're gonna regret
capturing U.S. citizens.
- I'm sure of it.
- You mean U.S. spies!
[SHOUTS, COUGHS]
Geez, you kick hard.
You run communications
for your team, right?
You're gonna radio the two
operatives who escaped my men.
And if they give me what I want
then you will live.
And what is it that you want?
Los Pérez.
Because their execution
will be an example
to those who oppose our movement.
[COUGHS]
Okay, and, uh [CLEARS THROAT]
what about the rest of my team?
[SCOFFS] They're alive.
For now, but that can change.
Oh, you have no idea
who you're up against,
you silly son of
- Hey.
- Aah!
Listen to me.
I think you're the one
who does not understand
the situation, huh?
[EXCLAIMS, GASPS]
If you want to see your team again,
I would suggest that you cooperate.
Very angry.
Yeah.
So
you and the Pérezes are Cuban spies?
- Why would I tell you anything?
- Spies?
That's why you wanted my
table: counterintelligence.
I should have just shot you instead.
- Then we wouldn't be here.
- Typical communist.
Just shoot anyone who
doesn't agree with you.
No, not everyone.
Only imperialists who want
to tell us how to live.
Oh, why, 'cause we're right?
Dude, you're driving around
in, like, 50-year-old cars.
Thanks to your blockade. !¡Oye!
And call me when your country
has free dental care,
you arrogant son
[EXCLAIMS] !¡Basta!
[EXHALES]
Do you guys want to die in here?
Now shut up.
We need a plan.
It's Gib.
[GIB COUGHING]
You got to bring the Pérezes to Ochoa.
[COUGHS]
He's serious, Harry.
I-I don't know what to do.
He said he's gonna kill us all.
[COUGHS]
Let me speak to Ochoa.
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
Listen, you want your
people, I want mine.
Alive and unhurt.
Meet me in one hour.
I will send the coordinates.
Now, as for "unhurt"
[CHUCKLES]
[GRUNTS]
there's nothing that won't heal.
Oh, my God. If we don't
give him the Pérezes,
he's gonna kill Gib, Maria and Luther.
If we do, he's gonna kill the Pérezes.
And blow up Miami, to boot.
Well, there has to be another option.
There is something we can try,
but it puts all of our
lives in their hands.
How much do you trust the Pérezes?
They're fun.
But I don't know about
trusting them with our lives.
Can't you and I just do it?
We can, but our chances
go from low to tiny.
I need exact percentages.
You don't want exact percentages.
You haven't had a lot of
experience shooting people.
And we need all the
firepower we can get.
Yeah.
- But how do we know?
- We don't.
You just have to take a leap.
Yeah, but what if we leap
and they don't catch us?
Then everybody dies.
Oh, wow, what kind of
spy sells out his team
the second something goes wrong?
Gib didn't sell us out.
Oh, no? Sounds like he rolled over
and gave us all up.
Gib was giving us intel.
He coughed nine times.
That means nine commandos on site.
He repeated a word three times
at the start of a sentence
three entry points.
Gib wasn't giving up. He was giving us
what we need to attack Ochoa.
We just can't do it on our own.
[VALENTINA SPEAKS SPANISH]
[SCOFFS]
You know what you are
asking of us, right?
Yes. Yes, I do.
Forgive me, but how do
we know that you won't
betray us to save your team?
You don't.
The same way we don't know
whether or not you'll betray us.
But if we don't work
together, everybody dies.
And Miami's obliterated.
Which means war.
Well, it looks like we
all have something to lose.
Okay.
I swear on our kids
you can trust us to have your back.
And I swear on ours.
And to be clear,
you actually have children?
Because we do, and they're amazing.
And we want to go home to them.
Believe me.
- We want the same.
- Yeah.
Oh, you have a whole handshake.
So, look, I got an idea,
but it's too risky to go back
to our place and get the equipment.
- We need guns.
- EMILIO: That's not a problem.
There are guns everywhere.
Huh.
[GRUNTING]
You guys think if you
wiggle enough, you can break
the ropes with your can-do attitude?
You have a better idea, nena?
Actually, mijito, I do.
My hair clip has a sharp edge.
It's my "just in case I get
tied up with a jerk" knife.
You mean him, right?
Oh. The jury's out.
[SIGHS] Tilt your head back.
Let me see if I can
get it with my teeth.
MARIA: Can-can you do it?
It's just too far.
[SIGHS] Right.
It's the wrong side.
Raul will have to get it.
You can't trust that guy with a knife.
I've seen oil spills that
are less slippery than him.
I am tied up next to
your mangy neck because
I am also trying to stop Ochoa.
I want what's best for my country.
Oye.
We're a country of immigrants.
So if he's a pig, then so am I.
- Oh, that's actually kind of
- Shut up, Luther.
- Okay, sorry.
- Shut up, Luther.
You shut up.
We're gonna have to work
together if we want to get out of here.
- Got it?
- Yes.
Don't get any ideas.
See those bars on the window?
That's a stash house.
You're gonna find plenty
of weapons in there.
Let's go shopping.
Okay.
- So they're gonna get a bunch of guns.
- Mm.
Then we bring them to Ochoa.
And then
we shoot people?
Yes.
That's sort of how it works.
Of course. Yeah, no.
Yeah, it's totally fine.
[PHONE CHIMES]
[LAUGHS]: Oh!
VALENTINA: What is it?
It's my daughter.
- Aw.
- I gave her some advice
- and she's letting me know that it worked.
- Wow.
And she admitted it?
[LAUGHS] Such miracles
do not happen in Cuba.
What did you tell her?
I-I told her to be brave.
And to ask for help when she needs it.
Hmm.
And, speaking of being
brave and asking for help.
Uh, I am actually new
at this whole spy thing.
I am-I am a professional spy.
And I've been on missions and I, um
and the gun that I use is my own gun.
It was assigned to me,
and I've shot it, um
but I've never actually shot anybody.
[SIGHS]
That
never gets easy.
My advice?
Focus on what you're doing it for.
Like saving your friends.
Or Miami.
Or not dying in a ditch in Panama.
[LAUGHS]
Yes, no, ditches are
ditches aren't my favorite.
[CHUCKLES]
[MEN SPEAKING SPANISH]
[GRUNTING]
[SHOUTING, GRUNTING]
No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Lo siento.
Everything okay?
- We heard shooting.
- Muy bien.
And they say Americans and
Cubans can't work together.
Mi amor.
[GRUNTS]
- Now what?
- Spit it into my hand.
Did you have to use so much spit? Ugh.
Can you reach my ropes?
No, I can't reach 'em.
[CHUCKLES] That means
you're gonna have to
cut me free first, huh?
[CHUCKLES]
All right, sit still.
I am sitting still.
- Ow!
- Aw.
- You made me drop it.
- You cut my hand on purpose.
Guys, if we don't get that clip,
we are all gonna die in here.
So let's tip over.
Okay, let's go on three. One,
two, three.
[GRUNTING]
MARIA: See? That wasn't so bad.
Tell that to my dislocated shoulder.
Americans. So delicate.
Not so delicate I
can't throw my head back
and crack you in that thick Cuban skull.
When this is over,
I will hunt you down wherever
you are, and I will kill you.
Okay, guys, I love the bonding
that's happening right now,
but can you just get the clip?
["OYE TÚ TIENES QUE CAMBIAR"
BY THE FESTIVALS PLAYING]
HARRY: You ready?
Let's do this, my friends.
[OCHOA SPEAKING SPANISH]
Show me you're unarmed.
Bueno, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it.
Your friends are inside.
You can see them when you
hand over the traitors.
Bring my people out first.
No.
Why don't you join them instead?
That way you can say
your final goodbyes.
Now!
♪
[SHOUTS]
Keep firing!
Keep shooting.
[HEART BEATING RAPIDLY]
Get down!
Don't think, just shoot.
[SHOUTS]
- I'll take the gun, thank you.
- I knew it!
I knew we shouldn't have trusted him!
You shouldn't even be here.
This is a Cuban fight.
- Tell that to everyone in Miami.
- You Americans,
you think everything is about you.
[SHOUTS]
He's making a run for it.
Go! We'll handle this.
Raul, slide me the gun.
Oh, because Americans
do everything better?
That'd be a pretty sick
burn if it wasn't true.
Come on, I have the
better angle to shoot.
Cooperate now or I will
kill you both myself.
Here.
My turn. Dámelo.
We did it.
Yeah.
Should we split up?
No, look. Blood. This way.
Gib!
You shoot, I shoot.
Take the shot, Harry.
Take the shot, man.
He's got the missile.
He's gonna launch as
soon as he gets the codes.
EMILIO: My friend?
If you're not gonna
do it, I will have to.
Listen.
No one needs to die today.
Revolutions end in victory or death.
And I am prepared to die for Cuba.
GIB: Take the shot, man.
It's either me or Miami.
[GUNSHOT]
[EXHALES]
I didn't think.
I just shot him.
I know, I know.
It's okay. It's over.
It's over.
[GRUNTS]
- You know you should have shot me, right?
- [SHORT CHUCKLE]
But thanks for not shooting me.
- Anytime.
- [PHONE CHIMES]
Okay.
Just heard from Omega.
Ochoa's allies have been arrested.
The missile is under control.
And Miami is safe.
Which is really good, because I have
about a third of the Dolphins
in my fantasy football lineup.
Mm.
You guys gonna be okay?
With Ochoa gone, yes.
So this is goodbye?
I'm afraid so.
EMILIO: Unless
you defect to Cuba.
Cigars along the Malecón?
Or you defect to America and
we have beers on the Potomac.
- Mm.
- Hey, guys. Exfil's almost here.
All right, we should go.
It was an honor working
with you, hermano.
- Honor was mine.
- I'm gonna miss you guys.
Yeah, me too.
I hope I never see you again,
you arrogant American pig.
Right back at you, you
little Cuban weasel.
Oh, get a room, will you, guys?
Let's go.
♪
I mean, I wasn't, like, nailing tricks,
but my slalom was solid
and I stuck a backward landing.
And the boy you were trying to impress?
Mom, I wasn't trying to impress him.
But he said
- that my waterskiing was badass.
- Mm.
Maybe the "ass" part was true.
- Hey.
- Okay, lobster.
HELEN: Okay, well, I'm just
glad that you asked for help
when you needed it.
It could save your life one day.
Or someone else's.
We were just waterskiing,
Mom. We're good.
HARRY: Yeah. Your mom
knows what she's talking about.
Speaking of helping
people, why don't you help
your brother upstairs to
put more aloe on his sunburn?
All right, come on.
[GRUNTS, MOANS]
DANA: You're fine.
It's gonna look really
ugly when you start to peel.
- All right?
- [JAKE MOANS]
- Dana!
- Oh! [LAUGHS]
You okay?
Is it bad that I miss the Pérezes?
No. They were super fun.
I know. But I've been thinking,
if we can make friends
with enemy agents,
then maybe other couples aren't so hard.
- If we just do the work.
- Mm-hmm, like
sneaking into their bedrooms
for intel on their hobbies?
Yeah, or going through
the neighbor's trash.
Yeah, what about that
couple in the Tudor?
No, Harry, I'm not that desperate.
I'm just saying I'm
haven't given up yet.
There's got to be that one other couple
out there for us.
Now who sounds like a swinger?
Well, yeah.
Maybe if you get me drunk enough.
- Let me get the rum.
- [LAUGHS]
♪
Ah!
Amiguitos! [LAUGHS]
HARRY: I'm Harry Tasker,
husband, dad, computer salesman
and for 17 years the most
important person in my life
didn't know I was also something else.
Omega Sector's top spy.
HELEN: I'm Helen Tasker,
wife, mom and professor.
After an unfortunate incident
where I found out our
whole life was a lie,
now I'm also a spy.
HARRY: Honey, all those things are true.
- They're just, you know
- HELEN: What?
HARRY: True lies.
[ALARM BLARING]
Babe, hurry.
I'm trying.
I think they're searching the offices.
What do you want me
to do if they come in?
Shoot 'em.
Ah. Bingo.
- Okay.
- Guys, I got guards incoming.
I don't think I can do this.
- Ah.
- [POUNDING AT DOOR]
You can do this, honey.
This is what you trained for.
I didn't kill anyone in training, Harry.
On these missions, you're always the one
that does all the real shooting.
No shooting necessary.
- [SIGHS]
- Come on.
How much time do we have left?
30 seconds.
- I'm not talking about the bomb.
- Oh.
Uh, 19 minutes. Oh,
hope there's no traffic.
Yeah, okay.
[BANGING ON DOOR]
[GUARDS SHOUTING IN SPANISH]
Nice work, guys.
It was Helen's first time
guarding the door. She did great.
Yeah, only because I didn't
have to shoot anybody.
I almost wet my tactical pants.
[CHUCKLES]
What's our ETA?
- GIB: Seven minutes.
- Cutting it pretty close. Hit the gas.
You got it.
Whoa!
DOUG: It's insanity.
And the travel budget
for the geology department
is a knife fight for every dollar.
But anthropology can
travel anywhere they want.
I'm telling you, it's a war.
ALICE: You know, I heard
that there was a huge explosion
at the Venezuelan consulate tonight.
- Oh, really?
- ALICE: Mm-hmm.
I ran out to get some more cilantro,
almost didn't make it back
because I-395 was gridlocked.
But I knew a shortcut,
so I cut across three lanes to the exit.
Sounds like you guys
get all the excitement.
ALICE: [LAUGHS] We do.
[WEAK CHUCKLE]
[GROANS] I can't believe
worrying about shooting someone
wasn't the worst part of my day.
That was awful.
There's something about Doug's voice
that just makes me want
to punch him in the throat.
Harry.
But in a nice way.
[GROANS] I don't
understand why it's so hard
to find couple friends.
You know? It was already
hard enough before,
and now that we're both spies,
it's, like, do we have
anything in common with anyone?
Well, I thought we really hit it off
with that couple from counterintel.
The people who wouldn't
stop talking about
high-end encryption
for secure data systems?
Honey, more like counterinteresting.
Maybe it's too hard.
It's not like anyone's gonna
understand what it's like
to be us. Other spies aren't married.
Well, you still have your yoga friends
and I still have my bowling pals.
I know, but I want people that
we can be ourselves around, you know?
Like, you could do spy stuff with him
and then I could talk to
her about clothes and guns.
And then at the end of the day,
we could all laugh about spy snafus.
Like when you throw a grenade,
but you forgot to pull
the pin. [LAUGHING]
That's a nice dream, honey.
I know.
Who am I kidding?
I guess it's just more boring dinners
with Alice and Doug.
Hey, you know what wouldn't be boring?
[CHUCKLES] What?
Punching Doug in the throat.
- No?
- No punching, either.
- Just one time?
- No.
That would be so much fun.
♪
All right, guys. Intel
combed through the data
we stole last night,
and it's bad. Eyes up on screen.
COMPUTER: Omega Sector
has determined that rogue
Cuban General Hernan Alvaro Ochoa
has gained control of a
long-range mobile missile.
Ochoa is known to hold
anti-Western views.
Analysis suggests that
he plans to attack Miami,
initiating a new Cold War
and allowing hard-line communists
to seize control in Cuba.
When's he planning on launching?
Soon as his code guy
deciphers the launch codes.
Ooh, so we're off to Havana.
Not exactly.
American spies in Cuba
can make things worse.
Plus, Ochoa's got eyes everywhere.
We can't get near him,
which is where these guys come in.
Valentina and Emilio Pérez,
bigwigs in Cuba's defense department.
They'll be in Panama for meetings.
Harry, Helen, you're gonna
pose as American diplomats,
cozy up to them,
- and recruit them to take Ochoa out.
- HARRY: Gib,
it's gonna take a lot of cozying up
to convince people to kill a general.
GIB: Yeah, well, that's the gig.
Good news is the Pérez
family has lobbied
to strengthen U.S.-Cuban relations.
I doubt they'll want all that hard
work to go up in a mushroom cloud.
Uh-huh, and the bad news?
Bad news is we know zilch
about how to make the approach.
Which means we're gonna
have to go to Panama,
do some recon, and execute
the world's fastest recruitment op.
We leave tomorrow.
[BEEPING]
So, I have some exciting news.
Aunt Fannie has invited
you guys to her annual lake trip.
Wait, actually? With Cousin Tori?
- HELEN: Mm-hmm.
- Yeah. You guys leave tomorrow.
JAKE: Awesome. You know,
I've always wanted
to waterski with Tori.
She posts the dopest
tricks on her Instagram.
[LAUGHS] What about you, Dana?
You don't seem so excited.
Yeah. Yeah, it's exciting.
Oh, come on, this is
gonna be great. I mean,
you guys and Tori have been
super tight since you were babies.
HELEN: I remember when you three
used to take baths together.
- Yes. Aw.
- It was so cute.
- I should get those pictures out.
- Mm-hmm.
- No.
- Uh, please don't.
I'm just kidding. I'm saving
those for your prom dates.
[CHUCKLES] Good one, Mom.
- Hilarious.
- HELEN: Thank you very much. Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Okay, come on, go and pack.
You're gonna have fun.
You got to get going.
And don't forget,
they're kind of churchy,
so you're gonna want
to pack your one-piece.
I don't have a one-piece, Mom.
Didn't I buy her a one-piece?
I think so.
["UNA VEZ MAS" BY SR ORTEGON PLAYING]
GIB: Okay, team, here's the plan.
Harry, Helen, you're checking
into the Pérez's hotel
as American diplomats.
I got you a room right above them.
You'll rope down, break
in, and look for intel
you can use to befriend them.
Hobbies, foods, whatever.
The Pérezes have reservations
at the hotel restaurant.
Luther, Maria, you'll
keep an eye on them,
make sure they don't
walk in on our snooping.
So, hit the restaurant
and scout out surveillance locations.
Have fun out there.
Geez.
Is this the only way we
enter a room anymore
climbing on ropes on buildings?
Did everyone completely
forget about doors?
Well, we have to avoid
security cameras, so, yeah.
Feels weird spying on someone
to pretend to be their friends.
Helen, look at it this way.
If we had spied on those
parents from Dana's soccer team,
we would have found out
about their pyramid scheme
before we invited them to game night.
Mm-hmm.
Ready?
Okay.
You guys in place? Status report?
LUTHER [ON COMMS]:
Identifying targets now.
MARIA: Yup, that's them.
Four exits.
I have two. Luther has two.
If the Pérezes move, we'll know.
Someone's heading their way.
MARIA: She's the Pérez's aide.
Flor Alvarez.
Awfully friendly. Do all Cubans
- smooch their staff?
- MARIA: It's a Latino thing.
That's just how we greet each other.
LUTHER: You're Colombian.
You don't greet me like that.
Maybe if you learn Spanish
and move to Bogotá.
I speak Spanish.
Some Spanish. I mean, how many words
do you have to know to get a cheek kiss?
Sir? I believe you're at my table.
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]
LUTHER: Clearly, it's not
your table, as I was
already sitting there.
MAN: I had it reserved.
You know, it didn't
say "reserved" on it.
Gib, we have a problem.
Some creep wants Luther
to move from his surveillance position.
Luther, get rid of this clown.
Hey, pal, there's lots of
other tables in the restaurant.
I'm not your pal.
Ooh.
Crap. I think this is escalating.
Ah, there we go. The laptop.
[SHUTTER CLICKING]
Harry.
She's reading the Spanish
version of The Orchid Temple.
Perfect. It's a great way
for you guys to connect.
Remember, it's the book
about the blacksmith
- who's dying of a broken heart?
- Yeah,
I think The Orchid Templeis, uh,
way more your area of
expertise on this op.
Your loss, honey. It's a beautiful book.
Harry,
I will tell you this:
this woman has amazing
taste in clothing.
- Oh.
- Oh, and it looks like
they just went shopping.
All right, this is gonna take a minute.
[WHISPERS]: Harry, lots of shopping.
Looks like they bought some new Vans.
- One green, one blue.
- [SHUTTER CLICKS]
They must have children.
That's so sweet. I bet
they have teenagers like us.
Harry, look at this rum.
[VOCALIZING]
Amiguitos.
It means "little buddies."
Harry, they sound fun.
Helen, they are foreign
intelligence targets.
Yeah, fun targets.
Sorry.
- [SPEAKING SPANISH]
- What did he say? What did you say?
It doesn't matter. We have a job to do.
[SIGHS]
Gib, target's on the move.
What? Where?
They're leaving out the east exit.
Probably heading back to the room.
Harry, Helen, uh, we lost the Pérezes.
I need you guys to peace
out of there right now.
All right, we got to go.
[SHUTTER CLICKING]
Come on, go, go, go, go, go.
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
Little nightcap.
[SPEAKS SPANISH]
Does this lipstick say,
"Take out a general for me"?
- Honey, you could take out the whole regime.
- Mm.
GIB [ON COMMS]: All right, the Pérezes
just arrived for their
lunch reservation.
You two ready to make the approach?
HARRY: We're almost ready.
Hey, what's your 20?
Any suspicious activity in your area?
Luther and Maria did a sweep.
Everything looks clear,
but we're set up in
the alley just in case.
All right, we're on our way.
I hope Valentina likes this dress.
I can already tell she's a vibrant lady.
So, I wore green,
and it's a little vintage, but
when I looked through all of her stuff,
I noticed she had kind of a retro style.
Well, everything's
pretty much retro in Cuba.
I know all of her
favorite foods, I know all
of her favorite hobbies. I feel like
she's my best friend already.
But remember, this is a
mission. We're not here to get
couple's massages with these
people. We're recruiting them
to take out a rogue general
that wants to blow up Miami.
Yes. All the more reason
to wear the right dress.
- [PHONE VIBRATES]
- It's Dana.
- Tell her I said hi.
- Hi, honey. What's up?
Mom, I need you to come
get me, like, right now.
Wait, slow down. What's going on?
It was a mistake coming here.
Okay? I don't know
how to waterski at all.
- So?
- So?
He's here.
I mean, I thought that he
might be, and he definitely is.
- Wait, who's he?
- Yousif.
All right? It's Tori's old neighbor.
He's visiting from college.
From college?
Mom, I'm not gonna date him,
okay? I just, I don't want
to look stupid. I don't
know how to waterski,
and Tori, she's this pro.
Okay, well, if you're
so worried about it,
why don't you ask Tori
if she can teach you?
I can't. That's the thing.
She's gonna convince me to try,
I'm gonna wipe out, all of her friends
are gonna post about
it, and I'm literally
gonna have to go into hiding.
Dana, it's okay to ask for help.
It's more than okay. It's very brave.
Mom, it's not that simple.
It is that simple.
It's also hard.
[SIGHS]
Whatever. I have to go.
Okay, well, all right.
Well, tell your brother
that he needs to wear his sunscreen, and
- we love you. Goodb
- [HANGS UP]
Every time.
GIB: Okay, the Pérezes are at the bar.
Status report?
Gib, we're in. Making our approach now.
Copy.
Dos "Amigweetoes," por favor.
"Amigweetoes."
[LAUGHS] I can't believe
you can't pronounce
the name of your favorite rum.
- Did I do it again?
- You did.
Are you an "Amigweetoes" man?
Amiguitos? It's a very good rum, yes.
Make it four.
Oh, that's very generous of you,
but my wife and I, we have plans.
Aw, come on, just one drink.
I'm Nick Smith, by the
way. This is my wife, Amy.
HELEN: Hi.
Emilio Pérez.
My wife, Valentina.
- HELEN: Valentina.
- We really need to go.
It's too late. He already poured them.
Come on, just one drink.
It's not every day
you get to meet people
- with really good taste in rum.
- [HELEN LAUGHS]
- One.
- One.
Oh.
Is this dress Clandestina?
Yes. You know it?
Yes, I adore Cuban designs.
It's just, you can never
get them in the States.
- Bueno. You can't get them in Cuba, either.
- [LAUGHS]
So, what brings you to Panama?
Uh, business.
- Cuban Defense Department. Mm-hmm.
- Mm.
Mm, wow, that's amazing.
And you?
We work for the U.S. State Department.
And just between us,
I really wish our
countries got along better.
We couldn't agree more.
[CHUCKLES]
Salud.
- Cheers.
- HELEN: Salud.
Salud.
- EMILIO: Ah.
- Mm.
HELEN: I have an idea. This is nice.
We should get a table together.
- Yeah.
- Oh, we were supposed to meet
some people at the
embassy reception, but
But those events are the most
boring things on the planet.
- [LAUGHS]
- Come on, I insist.
Put this on our tab, too, por favor.
GIB [ON COMMS]: You
guys are doing great.
Keep the momentum up.
♪
He's 16, and sh-she's 13.
- Aw.
- 14.
That's the same age as our kids.
Two teens, two years apart.
[GASPS] Why didn't someone warn us?
[LAUGHS] I know.
And then when the blacksmith
dies in his son's arms
in the last chapter
It broke my heart.
This is why I'm telling
everyone all the time,
read The Orchid Temple.
Read The Orchid Temple.
- HARRY: What's it called?
- HELEN AND VALENTINA: The Orchid Temple.
- You ready? Ready?
- Yeah.
[SINGING IN SPANISH]
[LAUGHTER]
So, normally, I wouldn't
be so forward so fast,
but since we all get along so well,
I was thinking, maybe my wife and I,
we could talk to you
about, um, a little
proposition.
Maybe something a a little
outside of your comfort zone.
But, hey, what happens in Panama
stays in Panama.
GIB: Hey, I'm picking
up some weird signals.
Me too. Do you hear this?
I think they're swingers.
No, radio signals.
- Something's up.
- LUTHER: Whoa.
Do you think Harry and
Helen are gonna swing
with the Pérezes to save the mission?
Do we listen?
HARRY: What exactly were you proposing?
In Cuba, we have a problem.
A rogue general called Ochoa
who leads an extremist
faction and who plans to bomb the U.S.
VALENTINA: He thinks it will
help his little group of maniacs.
Mm-hmm. So, we were hoping you
could speak to your government
about, you know
[POPS]
stopping him.
Wait a minute, you want us to stop him?
[SHORT CHUCKLE] See,
in Cuba, he's too
powerful, too connected.
We cannot get to him.
But for your government,
maybe not that hard.
I mean, you said
you would love for our countries
to have better relations.
Wait, wait, wait. Are they
pitching us on taking out Ochoa?
We're supposed to be pitching them.
GIB: Okay.
I just picked up a swarm
of encrypted radio signals.
- Eyes open, people.
- VALENTINA: We were planning
on approaching a pair of
diplomats at the embassy event.
But then we met two new friends
working for the State Department
who like Amiguitos, too.
Yeah. The funny thing about that
GIB: Guys, get out of there now.
I got bogeys incoming.
Luther, get us out of here now.
LUTHER: Gib, we've got a problem.
What's wrong?
Stay calm. We'll handle this.
[GRUNTING]
VALENTINA: They're here for us!
Harry!
They're Ochoa's men.
I thought you were bureaucrats.
[GRUNTS]
They fight like this
at the State Department?
Gib, talk to me.
We're surrounded, all right?
Get out of there, now. Get out of there.
- Go. We got to go.
- Vamos.
HELEN: Harry
Okay.
[SHOUTS IN SPANISH]
- All right, all right.
- [THUMPING ON VAN]
Okay, okay, okay, okay,
okay, okay, okay, okay.
American citizen. Take
it easy, take it easy.
[VAN DOOR SHUTS]
We're American citizens.
[MEN SPEAKING SPANISH]
LUTHER: They're capturing
that jackass from yesterday.
What's happening?
[COMMANDOS SPEAKING SPANISH]
[GRUNTS]
- What about the team?
- We can't save them if we're dead.
The valet left that
running. Get in the car.
[GUNSHOTS]
So
I have a wobbly shoe.
And you two are spies?
- [SCOFFS]
- Sí.
As are you, I assume.
- Que arroz con mango.
- [SCOFFS]
What'd he say about mangoes?
It means we're in a sticky situation.
I can't believe this. Did you even read.
The Orchid Temple?
[GASPS] What about you?
- You're a spy, too.
- Mm-hmm.
- Was anything about our lunch even real?
- HARRY: All right, look.
We can't trust each other, we got that.
But we both want to take out Ochoa.
You guys just beat us
to the punch on the ask.
And now we're all blown.
HELEN: Yeah, and
somebody tipped him off.
- You guys have a mole.
- [SCOFFS]
It was not someone on our team.
Well, it wasn't ours.
We got a radio warning. You didn't.
Plus, those commandos
rushed in pretty fast after
you mentioned Ochoa's name.
Who'd you have listening?
Wait.
Flor sh-she was on our radios.
No, no, no, no, you can't think
for a second that it was Flor.
Because I trust her with my life.
Mi amor, think about it.
Why else would Ochoa be in Panama?
She must have told him
we were going to be here,
working against him.
As soon as we made our
move, he sent his commandos.
He wants to stop us
before we can stop him.
Oh, but Flor is like family.
I mean, she's basically
the third person in our marriage. I
I can't believe this.
Harry, I think their Gib
captured our Gib.
[GRUNTING]
GIB: You know
you're gonna regret
capturing U.S. citizens.
- I'm sure of it.
- You mean U.S. spies!
[SHOUTS, COUGHS]
Geez, you kick hard.
You run communications
for your team, right?
You're gonna radio the two
operatives who escaped my men.
And if they give me what I want
then you will live.
And what is it that you want?
Los Pérez.
Because their execution
will be an example
to those who oppose our movement.
[COUGHS]
Okay, and, uh [CLEARS THROAT]
what about the rest of my team?
[SCOFFS] They're alive.
For now, but that can change.
Oh, you have no idea
who you're up against,
you silly son of
- Hey.
- Aah!
Listen to me.
I think you're the one
who does not understand
the situation, huh?
[EXCLAIMS, GASPS]
If you want to see your team again,
I would suggest that you cooperate.
Very angry.
Yeah.
So
you and the Pérezes are Cuban spies?
- Why would I tell you anything?
- Spies?
That's why you wanted my
table: counterintelligence.
I should have just shot you instead.
- Then we wouldn't be here.
- Typical communist.
Just shoot anyone who
doesn't agree with you.
No, not everyone.
Only imperialists who want
to tell us how to live.
Oh, why, 'cause we're right?
Dude, you're driving around
in, like, 50-year-old cars.
Thanks to your blockade. !¡Oye!
And call me when your country
has free dental care,
you arrogant son
[EXCLAIMS] !¡Basta!
[EXHALES]
Do you guys want to die in here?
Now shut up.
We need a plan.
It's Gib.
[GIB COUGHING]
You got to bring the Pérezes to Ochoa.
[COUGHS]
He's serious, Harry.
I-I don't know what to do.
He said he's gonna kill us all.
[COUGHS]
Let me speak to Ochoa.
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
Listen, you want your
people, I want mine.
Alive and unhurt.
Meet me in one hour.
I will send the coordinates.
Now, as for "unhurt"
[CHUCKLES]
[GRUNTS]
there's nothing that won't heal.
Oh, my God. If we don't
give him the Pérezes,
he's gonna kill Gib, Maria and Luther.
If we do, he's gonna kill the Pérezes.
And blow up Miami, to boot.
Well, there has to be another option.
There is something we can try,
but it puts all of our
lives in their hands.
How much do you trust the Pérezes?
They're fun.
But I don't know about
trusting them with our lives.
Can't you and I just do it?
We can, but our chances
go from low to tiny.
I need exact percentages.
You don't want exact percentages.
You haven't had a lot of
experience shooting people.
And we need all the
firepower we can get.
Yeah.
- But how do we know?
- We don't.
You just have to take a leap.
Yeah, but what if we leap
and they don't catch us?
Then everybody dies.
Oh, wow, what kind of
spy sells out his team
the second something goes wrong?
Gib didn't sell us out.
Oh, no? Sounds like he rolled over
and gave us all up.
Gib was giving us intel.
He coughed nine times.
That means nine commandos on site.
He repeated a word three times
at the start of a sentence
three entry points.
Gib wasn't giving up. He was giving us
what we need to attack Ochoa.
We just can't do it on our own.
[VALENTINA SPEAKS SPANISH]
[SCOFFS]
You know what you are
asking of us, right?
Yes. Yes, I do.
Forgive me, but how do
we know that you won't
betray us to save your team?
You don't.
The same way we don't know
whether or not you'll betray us.
But if we don't work
together, everybody dies.
And Miami's obliterated.
Which means war.
Well, it looks like we
all have something to lose.
Okay.
I swear on our kids
you can trust us to have your back.
And I swear on ours.
And to be clear,
you actually have children?
Because we do, and they're amazing.
And we want to go home to them.
Believe me.
- We want the same.
- Yeah.
Oh, you have a whole handshake.
So, look, I got an idea,
but it's too risky to go back
to our place and get the equipment.
- We need guns.
- EMILIO: That's not a problem.
There are guns everywhere.
Huh.
[GRUNTING]
You guys think if you
wiggle enough, you can break
the ropes with your can-do attitude?
You have a better idea, nena?
Actually, mijito, I do.
My hair clip has a sharp edge.
It's my "just in case I get
tied up with a jerk" knife.
You mean him, right?
Oh. The jury's out.
[SIGHS] Tilt your head back.
Let me see if I can
get it with my teeth.
MARIA: Can-can you do it?
It's just too far.
[SIGHS] Right.
It's the wrong side.
Raul will have to get it.
You can't trust that guy with a knife.
I've seen oil spills that
are less slippery than him.
I am tied up next to
your mangy neck because
I am also trying to stop Ochoa.
I want what's best for my country.
Oye.
We're a country of immigrants.
So if he's a pig, then so am I.
- Oh, that's actually kind of
- Shut up, Luther.
- Okay, sorry.
- Shut up, Luther.
You shut up.
We're gonna have to work
together if we want to get out of here.
- Got it?
- Yes.
Don't get any ideas.
See those bars on the window?
That's a stash house.
You're gonna find plenty
of weapons in there.
Let's go shopping.
Okay.
- So they're gonna get a bunch of guns.
- Mm.
Then we bring them to Ochoa.
And then
we shoot people?
Yes.
That's sort of how it works.
Of course. Yeah, no.
Yeah, it's totally fine.
[PHONE CHIMES]
[LAUGHS]: Oh!
VALENTINA: What is it?
It's my daughter.
- Aw.
- I gave her some advice
- and she's letting me know that it worked.
- Wow.
And she admitted it?
[LAUGHS] Such miracles
do not happen in Cuba.
What did you tell her?
I-I told her to be brave.
And to ask for help when she needs it.
Hmm.
And, speaking of being
brave and asking for help.
Uh, I am actually new
at this whole spy thing.
I am-I am a professional spy.
And I've been on missions and I, um
and the gun that I use is my own gun.
It was assigned to me,
and I've shot it, um
but I've never actually shot anybody.
[SIGHS]
That
never gets easy.
My advice?
Focus on what you're doing it for.
Like saving your friends.
Or Miami.
Or not dying in a ditch in Panama.
[LAUGHS]
Yes, no, ditches are
ditches aren't my favorite.
[CHUCKLES]
[MEN SPEAKING SPANISH]
[GRUNTING]
[SHOUTING, GRUNTING]
No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Lo siento.
Everything okay?
- We heard shooting.
- Muy bien.
And they say Americans and
Cubans can't work together.
Mi amor.
[GRUNTS]
- Now what?
- Spit it into my hand.
Did you have to use so much spit? Ugh.
Can you reach my ropes?
No, I can't reach 'em.
[CHUCKLES] That means
you're gonna have to
cut me free first, huh?
[CHUCKLES]
All right, sit still.
I am sitting still.
- Ow!
- Aw.
- You made me drop it.
- You cut my hand on purpose.
Guys, if we don't get that clip,
we are all gonna die in here.
So let's tip over.
Okay, let's go on three. One,
two, three.
[GRUNTING]
MARIA: See? That wasn't so bad.
Tell that to my dislocated shoulder.
Americans. So delicate.
Not so delicate I
can't throw my head back
and crack you in that thick Cuban skull.
When this is over,
I will hunt you down wherever
you are, and I will kill you.
Okay, guys, I love the bonding
that's happening right now,
but can you just get the clip?
["OYE TÚ TIENES QUE CAMBIAR"
BY THE FESTIVALS PLAYING]
HARRY: You ready?
Let's do this, my friends.
[OCHOA SPEAKING SPANISH]
Show me you're unarmed.
Bueno, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it.
Your friends are inside.
You can see them when you
hand over the traitors.
Bring my people out first.
No.
Why don't you join them instead?
That way you can say
your final goodbyes.
Now!
♪
[SHOUTS]
Keep firing!
Keep shooting.
[HEART BEATING RAPIDLY]
Get down!
Don't think, just shoot.
[SHOUTS]
- I'll take the gun, thank you.
- I knew it!
I knew we shouldn't have trusted him!
You shouldn't even be here.
This is a Cuban fight.
- Tell that to everyone in Miami.
- You Americans,
you think everything is about you.
[SHOUTS]
He's making a run for it.
Go! We'll handle this.
Raul, slide me the gun.
Oh, because Americans
do everything better?
That'd be a pretty sick
burn if it wasn't true.
Come on, I have the
better angle to shoot.
Cooperate now or I will
kill you both myself.
Here.
My turn. Dámelo.
We did it.
Yeah.
Should we split up?
No, look. Blood. This way.
Gib!
You shoot, I shoot.
Take the shot, Harry.
Take the shot, man.
He's got the missile.
He's gonna launch as
soon as he gets the codes.
EMILIO: My friend?
If you're not gonna
do it, I will have to.
Listen.
No one needs to die today.
Revolutions end in victory or death.
And I am prepared to die for Cuba.
GIB: Take the shot, man.
It's either me or Miami.
[GUNSHOT]
[EXHALES]
I didn't think.
I just shot him.
I know, I know.
It's okay. It's over.
It's over.
[GRUNTS]
- You know you should have shot me, right?
- [SHORT CHUCKLE]
But thanks for not shooting me.
- Anytime.
- [PHONE CHIMES]
Okay.
Just heard from Omega.
Ochoa's allies have been arrested.
The missile is under control.
And Miami is safe.
Which is really good, because I have
about a third of the Dolphins
in my fantasy football lineup.
Mm.
You guys gonna be okay?
With Ochoa gone, yes.
So this is goodbye?
I'm afraid so.
EMILIO: Unless
you defect to Cuba.
Cigars along the Malecón?
Or you defect to America and
we have beers on the Potomac.
- Mm.
- Hey, guys. Exfil's almost here.
All right, we should go.
It was an honor working
with you, hermano.
- Honor was mine.
- I'm gonna miss you guys.
Yeah, me too.
I hope I never see you again,
you arrogant American pig.
Right back at you, you
little Cuban weasel.
Oh, get a room, will you, guys?
Let's go.
♪
I mean, I wasn't, like, nailing tricks,
but my slalom was solid
and I stuck a backward landing.
And the boy you were trying to impress?
Mom, I wasn't trying to impress him.
But he said
- that my waterskiing was badass.
- Mm.
Maybe the "ass" part was true.
- Hey.
- Okay, lobster.
HELEN: Okay, well, I'm just
glad that you asked for help
when you needed it.
It could save your life one day.
Or someone else's.
We were just waterskiing,
Mom. We're good.
HARRY: Yeah. Your mom
knows what she's talking about.
Speaking of helping
people, why don't you help
your brother upstairs to
put more aloe on his sunburn?
All right, come on.
[GRUNTS, MOANS]
DANA: You're fine.
It's gonna look really
ugly when you start to peel.
- All right?
- [JAKE MOANS]
- Dana!
- Oh! [LAUGHS]
You okay?
Is it bad that I miss the Pérezes?
No. They were super fun.
I know. But I've been thinking,
if we can make friends
with enemy agents,
then maybe other couples aren't so hard.
- If we just do the work.
- Mm-hmm, like
sneaking into their bedrooms
for intel on their hobbies?
Yeah, or going through
the neighbor's trash.
Yeah, what about that
couple in the Tudor?
No, Harry, I'm not that desperate.
I'm just saying I'm
haven't given up yet.
There's got to be that one other couple
out there for us.
Now who sounds like a swinger?
Well, yeah.
Maybe if you get me drunk enough.
- Let me get the rum.
- [LAUGHS]
♪
Ah!
Amiguitos! [LAUGHS]