Ranma 12 s01e102 Episode Script

--Oh! --Wow! Ranma's such a hunk, after all.
He's athletic, handsome.
He rates high up there! I'm so jealous! As his fiancée, Akane, how do you feel? -- You think so? But! -- Ranma Honey! Great game, Ranma Honey.
You were wonderful.
-- I love you even more.
-- Well! Akane! He's the lowest! I date for sure today.
Ranma cannot say no.
Stay still.
Don't moving.
Be good.
It's you, Shampoo? What're you doing here? I doing n-nothing! You came to get Ranma to date you again? Very bad to meddling in another's business.
It's no use.
You'll just knock yourself out for nothing.
Forget it.
I have trick up sleeve.
Ranma date Shampoo! Drat! I see.
It's some trick.
I'm sure Ranma won't be able to resist.
BOYS' LOCKER ROOM Somebody, take it away--! Okay.
Then Ranma date Shampoo? -- Just take it away! -- Ranma date? Okay! I'll do anythin'! That how trick work.
Fine! Shampoo's trick--! -- Let's play.
-- S-Sure! Give cat back! What're you going to do about this? That what Shampoo want to know! Trick is ruined! You brought it on yourself! Hold still! What a baby.
Put up with it! Be more gentle, willya? You're pathetic.
You let Ukyo and Shampoo walk all over you! It's stupid.
I got caught in the middle! Who wants ta date them? Besides, you talk like that, but--! Never mind! What? Say it.
Ain'tcha kinda jealous? That's dumb.
I don't care who you date-- -- I didn't! -- But you said "yes.
" I almost got tricked into it--! Right! I couldn't care less which way it was! Shoot! Women're nothin' but trouble! They're selfish, walk all over ya if you're nice to them! Sneaky, pushy, hard-headed-- But so cute.
So weak that ya wanna protect them.
-- Girls are neat, ain't they? -- Ranma--?! Why didn't I see it before? Akane, you're rough and got no figure-- -- What?! -- And cute.
-- You mean it? -- Yeah.
But this is so sudden--! Dad! Pop! Don't let us bother you.
Continue, continue.
Seeing kids in love makes you feel younger, doesn't it, Tendo? Truly! It brings back memories of my own youth! We'll be young forever! My dear Saotome! You're young at heart! -- They're gone? -- Ohhh--! What came over me, anyway? I wonder if Akane took it seriously.
I suppose she would.
It was only a joke--.
But it wasn't.
It's not that I wasn't serious.
Maybe I wasn't thinkin' straight.
Ranma? Are you all right? -- Yes! -- So you're here, Ranma? It's not like you to be bashful and run away.
I'm happy.
You want to marry Akane at last! Is that true, Ranma? If that's what you want, Kasumi.
Huh? -- What? -- Huh? What'm I saying?! Ranma!! I hope you weren't joking about Akane!! Father! Don't scare him! Ranma finally wants to marry Akane now.
Don't you? Oh? Ranma!! I'm holding you to it! I feel okay.
Why'd I say all those things? I could care less about gir-- Let's go have some! Wow! Am I cute? I sure am! Akane? Don't talk to me! You startled me! It's about Ranma.
Is something going on between you two? That's silly, Sis! Nothing's going on! Did you accept his proposal? That's a lie! Who said such a thing?! It's so stupid! It really is! Why should such a thing happen?! It's just not true, Kasumi! How violent girls are these days! I only wondered what color they were wearing.
Band-aids, band-aids? Found it! Funny, I thought I had more.
Was I imagining things? Well, never mind.
Aiyaa! Can we stop now? This not doing much good.
Ranma Honey's not even here.
Fighting is useless.
We call this a draw.
Shall we? -- Really? -- I didn't know.
Ranma Honey? That road's dangerous for girls all alone.
I'll walk you home.
Ranma?! What this mean?! Why you date with other girls?! You're pretty when you're mad, Shampoo.
What're you talking about?! What's so good about Shampoo?! -- Ranma Honey, tell the truth.
-- You're the prettiest, Ucchan.
Ranma, it bad to lie.
The god Enma cut off your tongue.
Why's that a lie? He lie, so I say.
What wrong? What?! Let's go on a date! With who? Me, right? Ranma Honey was talking to me! To both of you! -- You keep quiet! -- Right! -- The fight's on again! -- Just what Shampoo want! Ranma Honey, I'll end it right away.
Wait a while, okay? An opening! -- All mine! -- Rats! I wasn't ready, coward! You supposed to pay attention.
See you later! 'Kay? Come, Ranma.
Meddler gone now.
Shampoo, you dirty--! Shampoo so happy.
I'm kinda worried.
Why? Somebody might ruin our happiness.
Don't worry.
Nobody here.
Ranma! Shampoo! Shampoo! You okay?! -- Ranma Honey! Let's go on a date.
-- Sure, let's! No way that would ever happen! Are you saying I was mistaken? Master Happosai might, but Ranma? Never! What's up? Nabiki says she saw something strange.
Something strange? Ranma's picking up girls.
All over the place.
You're awful, Nabiki! That's impossible! Okay, don't believe me then.
I was surprised, too.
Girls! Where're you going? I'll gladly take you there.
It is true.
They went toward the park.
Why not go see? She's actually very concerned about Ranma, isn't she? Honestly! This could affect our family's future, you know.
Now, then! I don't wanna miss out on all the fun.
Ranma Honey, where shall we go? Ranma Honey? Nice! Owww! That's mean, looking at other girls when we're on a date! Ucchan! I was wrong! Forgive me! No! I'm sorry.
I won't look at other girls anymore.
I'll only have eyes for you.
-- Honest? -- Yeah.
I swear.
Okay, I forgive you.
By the way, ain'tcha thirsty? I'll get you somethin' to drink.
What'll you have? Canned coffee's good.
Sure thing.
Wait on that bench.
I'll be right back.
Ranma Honey's acting weird today, but this is my big chance.
I can't pass it up.
At last I find you! Bring Ranma out! Woops! -- Who's that for? -- It's-- -- It's for you, of course! -- Liar! I wouldn't lie.
You're the only one for me.
Excuse me! May I have the ball? Sure, sure, sure! Is it true that you've been trying to pick up girls?! You already have a fiancée! You can't be flighty! -- Yo, Shampoo! -- We continue where we leave off.
Continue what?! Ranma ride in boat with me.
He gaze in my eyes and say he love.
Is that true, Ran--?! -- Ranma Honey, you promised.
-- Promised?! Promised what?! He promised that I'm the only girl he'll care about.
-- Ranma tell Shampoo first! -- That means he changed his mind.
-- Poor argument! -- Tell her, Ranma Honey.
Huh? -- Wait a minute, Ranma--! -- Nabiki! -- Ranma Honey! -- Ranma! Wha--?! I've been such a fool.
Akane! Come on out! After a good night's sleep, Ranma should come to his senses! Akane! Hey, Akane! I hear Ranma's shown his true colors.
Master! Don't say such a thing! But isn't it true? Where is Ranma, anyway? I shut him up in the training hall.
I wanna go rub it in.
What a sight you are, Ranma.
I can get you out if you'll do as I say.
Hm? Isn't that my band-aid? So that's what happened? I see.
Then I'll let you enjoy it just a while longer-- I'd like to know what he'll "enjoy.
" Shampoo very interested.
Okay.
I'll tell you.
Don't be rough with an old man.
You should've said so from the beginning.
I found and bought those band-aids in China.
The gauze portion is soaked with a powerful aphrodisiac.
Body heat makes it vaporize, and when inhaled the person ends up like Ranma.
Aphrodisiac? In other words, a stimulant? It make Ranma fall in love with anybody? That's right! I told you, so untie me! I hate bagworms! You caused all this trouble, but you're not one bit sorry! Stay like that a while longer! Ranma aggressive.
Shampoo knew something wrong.
-- He'll fall in love-- -- With anybody? -- That means--! -- That mean--! Shampoo! What evil scheme are you hatching?! You making Ranma promise to marry with you?! You too sneaky! I didn't do anything! Untie me! -- A promise is a promise! -- Early bird get worm.
Thanks, Akane.
You saved me.
I didn't come to save you.
I only wanted to ask you something.
Do you really love somebody else? Because, as you say, I'm rough, tomboyish and uncute? Akane! Y-You're c-cute--! -- Ranma, come with Shampoo! -- Ranma!! What's going on?! Rats! Dirty Shampoo--! If you want Ranma Honey, now's your chance! Before it's too late! What do you mean, Ukyo?! Wait a minute! Shampoo! Where're we goin'?! We go where nobody bother us! -- Ranma, you love Shampoo? -- Yeah.
Then write name to prove love.
Okay?! No problem.
Hold it!! Now's my chance! Ranma Honey, stamp your handprint here! Okay.
No, you not! I guess we'll have to fight it out, won't we? That right.
Stop it, you two! What's going on, anyway?! Band-aid make Ranma girl-crazy.
He do anything girl say! Right.
If he signs the marriage certificate, Ranma Honey's mine! Is that it?! But that's so meaningless! Don't you think?! -- No.
-- Why? What about how Ranma feels?! Love come later! Right.
Love's got to be grabbed! No!! Get away! -- Akane!! -- Ranma!! Ranma Honey! Ranma! He not die, I hope?! He fell on a sandpile.
He'll be fine! Ranma! Ranma--! Akane, you okay? Ranma! Thank goodness! -- Akane! You're cute when you cry.
-- Stupid! Is it because of the band-aid? My heart's beatin' like crazy.
Are you two going to stay like that forever? Too insulting! Ranma Honey, the band-aid came off long ago! Ranma, what meaning of this? This is too ridiculous! True.
We look like fool.
I'm leaving! I withdraw for now.
But Shampoo not give up! It's late.
-- Ya hungry? -- Kind of.
Ranma! See here--! Ranma! Now look--! Akane, were you out all night? Akane, you shouldn't do that.
Ranma, you're grounded for one week! Akane, no allowance for three months! Got that?! I hate girls, after all!