A Couple of Cuckoos (2022) s01e11 Episode Script
I can't forget that just happened.
1
Umino-tei Diner
There, that should do it.
Thanks for coming to help out.
Whatever.
I caused a ton of trouble
by running away, after all.
Sachi
You're always welcome back.
I'm not coming home.
Boo
Wanna have dinner?
Nah. There's a drama I want
to go home and watch.
I'll come visit again.
She might as well come home
if she's going to visit.
No kidding.
Sheesh She hasn't changed
at all since she was little.
When is she ever going
to outgrow her brother?
Monshirocho Shopping District
I'm going home
to get some stuff.
Sachi
It's thundering out there now.
I wonder if Sachi's going
to make it home all right
Nagi-kun.
A-Amano-san! You're here?
Of course I am.
Hey, where's the detergent?
Oh, it's, uh
Oh, no! Oh, no!
The lights went out!
I-It's an outage.
Amano-san, can you get your phone?
Oh, right.
That's a good idea.
Phone, phone
How could you freak out so hard
that you throw yourself at a girl?!
You were the one who threw yourself at me!
Why did the lights go out, anyway?
Probably because of the lightning.
This whole area's dark.
Guess we'll have to wait for it to come back on.
Wait!
I recognize this situation!
⇔∂∑∪￢Ж∝ ηΔ∠∃.
Mars Attacks!
Nagi-kun, let's run!
There's a shelter at my place!
Calm down for a second.
Hear me out.
First, I'm going to get
my phone from my room.
Wait!
You're not gonna leave me here, are you?!
How are you so calm, anyway?
I mean
I'm used to power outages.
What do you mean by that?
Back at my place,
the breakers were always tripping.
You mean the Martians attacked all the time?
Can we forget about Martians for a moment?
I don't think I get it, but I guess we
lived in totally different environments.
You'd better keep the light at my feet.
I know she's panicked and scared, but
This isn't my fault, right?
Hey! Where do you think
you're shining that light?!
What are you thinking at a time like this?!
You suck, Nagi-kun!
But, I mean
You suck! Pervert! Creep!
Cree—
Found it.
Again?
You seriously have to stop
leaving your phone uncharged.
My phone's about to run out too
Thank goodness for my aromatherapy candles.
Thank you!
Anyway, don't you have a
power bank or anything?
I do.
I do, but
But?
Clutter
I'm always forgetting to charge
them, so I keep buying new ones.
You're so loaded.
You know, though
This isn't bad for a change.
It's like
Christmas for a poor family.
Dude.
Though, I never thought I'd be in
a blackout outside of home, either.
So, Nagi-kun, what's it like living here for you?
I mean, how've you felt since meeting me?
Where did that come from?
It's just
I'm having so much fun every day.
Ever since I met you and
started living here
Since I moved schools and found
a new friend in Hiro-chan
I get to spend every day
with my sister, Sachi-chan.
And I get to experience things that
I never would at home, like this.
Just how rich has your
lifestyle been until now?
You know, though
I'm having fun, too.
Oh!
What?!
I think there might be an emergency kit
in the cloakroom by the entrance.
You could have said that earlier.
Nagi-kun
Get it for us?
Fine.
I'm taking this with—
No! Scary!
You're so spoiled.
Scary scary
Is this the cloakroom by the
entrance she was talking about?
Crap, is it leaking?
Wait, s-sorry!
That was an accident!
Why did you even come with me?
You said you were gonna wait there.
Hey, the light's back on.
Nagi-kun!
The power's back!
Where are you?
Sachi! Why
I just got back.
Why don't you at least say you're home, then?
You scared me!
It was pitch black inside!
Jeez, you scared me.
I thought you were Amano-san.
Wh-Why do you have to say it like that?!
Anyway, now we know what's going on.
Forget that ever happened, all right?
Huh?
Come on, Nagi-kun, where are you?
I'm here.
I can't forget that just happened.
Sachi, are you leaving already?
What about breakfast?
No, thanks.
Morning.
Morning.
Morning.
Did you not sleep or something?
Sachi, did you watch Kimikoi yesterday?
I missed it.
Man, that last episode was awesome.
It was so cute.
It was the best. Right?
I dunno, that twist was a bit much for me.
Like, I get that it was an
accident, but siblings kissing?
Huh?!
Oh, sorry for the spoiler.
No, it's okay.
And then what happened?
Then the little sister realizes
she's in love with her big brother,
even though they're related!
Huh?
Yeah.
Her brother's so hot.
Of course she's in love with him.
Right?
You wouldn't get it if you're an only child.
Anyone else would immediately
wipe it from memory.
Right, Sachi?
Yeah That's right.
He's not even hot.
And he's insensitive.
And he keeps treating me like a kid.
There's no way.
S-Sachi?
Nope, nope, nope!
Sachi's broken!
Do we call an ambulance?
Screw Onii.
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Pork
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here at the fresh fish section!
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All right.
Snacks
Hey, Sachi!
The Umino special curry's ready!
Sachi, it's your favorite curry.
It's even the deluxe style,
with shrimp and scallops in it!
There's enough for three days!
Are you not eating?
Hey.
Something's definitely up with her.
I'm home. Man, I'm starving.
Sachi-chan's not coming out of her room?
Yeah
She's not even responding.
What is this curry? It's so good!
She's been like this all day.
Is she feeling sick or something?
That's weird.
She talked to me normally
when I went upstairs earlier.
Nagi-kun, you did something, didn't you?
Me?!
I can't even remember what I might have done.
There must have been something.
All I can think of is
That one time she ate my
ice cream without asking.
Here.
Or the time she used all the points
I worked so hard to save up.
Actually, if anything, I should probably
be the one locking myself in my room.
Really?
I guess if I'm really reaching
I see.
Nagi-kun
You're screwed.
Screwed?!
Wait, why?!
I just bumped into her! We're siblings!
Hang on a second.
I'm Erika, the sexy teacher.
What's happening now?
Listen up, Nagi-kun.
You're very mistaken.
That came out of nowhere.
You don't get it, do you?
Sachi-chan isn't a child anymore.
No, she's totally a child.
The silent treatment is intense.
Just so you know, Sachi-chan's in
her third year of middle school.
She'll be old enough to marry next year.
She's a proper woman.
That brat? Getting married?
I can't picture that.
Besides, I've been around
her since she was born.
We may not be blood relatives,
but she's my kid sister.
You'd have to be messed up to have those
kinds of feelings for your kid sister.
So then, Nagi-kun, would you
still take a bath with her now?
H-How could I do that?!
What you did yesterday
was equivalent to that.
That was painfully easy
to understand for once.
She's right.
Sachi is my sister,
but she hasn't been my little
sister anymore for a long time.
Come to think of it,
Sachi is only my "sister" on paper.
Amano-san's the one she's related to.
I'm just a total stranger who happened
to be around since we were born.
Sachi-chan
joined us!
Wait
If Sachi is Amano-san's sister,
and Amano-san's my fiancée
No.
I just need to apologize to Sachi.
What should I do?
What do I tell her?
Nagi-kun?
Sachi-chan, I'm done with the bath.
Okay.
This situation is way too awkward.
Erika
I overslept
Erika-chan says she can't make it today.
Oh
What about the study session?
I'll see you there.
The mood's way too tense in here.
Hurry up and patch things up with her.
I'm sorry, Segawa-san
This is my fault.
I haven't even faced Sachi in a long time.
What would I even say to her?
Do I treat her like my kid sister, or
Something bothering you?
Why do you ask?
You haven't gotten anything
done this whole time.
Well, then
As the heir to the prestigious, miracle-working
Meguro Daimyojin, I, Segawa Hiro,
shall hear what troubles you.
Huh? What's with the act?
No offering necessary. Limited-time offer.
Okay
I've spent all my time studying,
so I'm not too good at
reading people's feelings.
I can be kinda insensitive.
And I ended up hurting someone.
I want to apologize, but I don't know
if we can keep things the way they were.
You're right. You're insensitive.
Sometimes I have doubts about you.
That bad?
I mean, you wouldn't even give
up after I told you I'm engaged.
And you declared war against me
in front of a ton of people.
That was pretty embarrassing, you know.
I-It was?!
But I like that about you.
How you're so straightforward.
Tell her exactly what you think.
I'm sure then
Very Good Fortune
It shall work out well.
Well?
Yeah.
Your writing sure is something else, though.
I should have brought my brush pen!
It's me.
Can we talk?
I wanted to apologize for the other day.
I'm sorry.
I feel bad for being so thoughtless with you.
I hope you can forgive me for hurting you.
And
I've been doing some soul-searching,
and I made a decision.
I'm going to stop treating
you like my kid sister.
So, like, I mean
You're still my sister, but I'm going
to think of you as a proper woman.
Seriously?
You're such a creep.
I'm hungry.
Go microwave the curry for me, please.
Do it yourself!
Sachi-chan, are you asleep?
No.
I'm stretching before bedtime.
Those aren't practice swings?
I think I can sleep well tonight.
Try to keep the sleeptalking
to a minimum. Thanks.
Umino-tei Diner
There, that should do it.
Thanks for coming to help out.
Whatever.
I caused a ton of trouble
by running away, after all.
Sachi
You're always welcome back.
I'm not coming home.
Boo
Wanna have dinner?
Nah. There's a drama I want
to go home and watch.
I'll come visit again.
She might as well come home
if she's going to visit.
No kidding.
Sheesh She hasn't changed
at all since she was little.
When is she ever going
to outgrow her brother?
Monshirocho Shopping District
I'm going home
to get some stuff.
Sachi
It's thundering out there now.
I wonder if Sachi's going
to make it home all right
Nagi-kun.
A-Amano-san! You're here?
Of course I am.
Hey, where's the detergent?
Oh, it's, uh
Oh, no! Oh, no!
The lights went out!
I-It's an outage.
Amano-san, can you get your phone?
Oh, right.
That's a good idea.
Phone, phone
How could you freak out so hard
that you throw yourself at a girl?!
You were the one who threw yourself at me!
Why did the lights go out, anyway?
Probably because of the lightning.
This whole area's dark.
Guess we'll have to wait for it to come back on.
Wait!
I recognize this situation!
⇔∂∑∪￢Ж∝ ηΔ∠∃.
Mars Attacks!
Nagi-kun, let's run!
There's a shelter at my place!
Calm down for a second.
Hear me out.
First, I'm going to get
my phone from my room.
Wait!
You're not gonna leave me here, are you?!
How are you so calm, anyway?
I mean
I'm used to power outages.
What do you mean by that?
Back at my place,
the breakers were always tripping.
You mean the Martians attacked all the time?
Can we forget about Martians for a moment?
I don't think I get it, but I guess we
lived in totally different environments.
You'd better keep the light at my feet.
I know she's panicked and scared, but
This isn't my fault, right?
Hey! Where do you think
you're shining that light?!
What are you thinking at a time like this?!
You suck, Nagi-kun!
But, I mean
You suck! Pervert! Creep!
Cree—
Found it.
Again?
You seriously have to stop
leaving your phone uncharged.
My phone's about to run out too
Thank goodness for my aromatherapy candles.
Thank you!
Anyway, don't you have a
power bank or anything?
I do.
I do, but
But?
Clutter
I'm always forgetting to charge
them, so I keep buying new ones.
You're so loaded.
You know, though
This isn't bad for a change.
It's like
Christmas for a poor family.
Dude.
Though, I never thought I'd be in
a blackout outside of home, either.
So, Nagi-kun, what's it like living here for you?
I mean, how've you felt since meeting me?
Where did that come from?
It's just
I'm having so much fun every day.
Ever since I met you and
started living here
Since I moved schools and found
a new friend in Hiro-chan
I get to spend every day
with my sister, Sachi-chan.
And I get to experience things that
I never would at home, like this.
Just how rich has your
lifestyle been until now?
You know, though
I'm having fun, too.
Oh!
What?!
I think there might be an emergency kit
in the cloakroom by the entrance.
You could have said that earlier.
Nagi-kun
Get it for us?
Fine.
I'm taking this with—
No! Scary!
You're so spoiled.
Scary scary
Is this the cloakroom by the
entrance she was talking about?
Crap, is it leaking?
Wait, s-sorry!
That was an accident!
Why did you even come with me?
You said you were gonna wait there.
Hey, the light's back on.
Nagi-kun!
The power's back!
Where are you?
Sachi! Why
I just got back.
Why don't you at least say you're home, then?
You scared me!
It was pitch black inside!
Jeez, you scared me.
I thought you were Amano-san.
Wh-Why do you have to say it like that?!
Anyway, now we know what's going on.
Forget that ever happened, all right?
Huh?
Come on, Nagi-kun, where are you?
I'm here.
I can't forget that just happened.
Sachi, are you leaving already?
What about breakfast?
No, thanks.
Morning.
Morning.
Morning.
Did you not sleep or something?
Sachi, did you watch Kimikoi yesterday?
I missed it.
Man, that last episode was awesome.
It was so cute.
It was the best. Right?
I dunno, that twist was a bit much for me.
Like, I get that it was an
accident, but siblings kissing?
Huh?!
Oh, sorry for the spoiler.
No, it's okay.
And then what happened?
Then the little sister realizes
she's in love with her big brother,
even though they're related!
Huh?
Yeah.
Her brother's so hot.
Of course she's in love with him.
Right?
You wouldn't get it if you're an only child.
Anyone else would immediately
wipe it from memory.
Right, Sachi?
Yeah That's right.
He's not even hot.
And he's insensitive.
And he keeps treating me like a kid.
There's no way.
S-Sachi?
Nope, nope, nope!
Sachi's broken!
Do we call an ambulance?
Screw Onii.
Snacks
As Advertised
20% Off
Pork
Snacks
Fish Section
We're holding a limited-time sale
here at the fresh fish section!
Limited Time Sale
Discounts on shrimp, tuna sashimi,
porgy, squid, scallop, and more!
All right.
Snacks
Hey, Sachi!
The Umino special curry's ready!
Sachi, it's your favorite curry.
It's even the deluxe style,
with shrimp and scallops in it!
There's enough for three days!
Are you not eating?
Hey.
Something's definitely up with her.
I'm home. Man, I'm starving.
Sachi-chan's not coming out of her room?
Yeah
She's not even responding.
What is this curry? It's so good!
She's been like this all day.
Is she feeling sick or something?
That's weird.
She talked to me normally
when I went upstairs earlier.
Nagi-kun, you did something, didn't you?
Me?!
I can't even remember what I might have done.
There must have been something.
All I can think of is
That one time she ate my
ice cream without asking.
Here.
Or the time she used all the points
I worked so hard to save up.
Actually, if anything, I should probably
be the one locking myself in my room.
Really?
I guess if I'm really reaching
I see.
Nagi-kun
You're screwed.
Screwed?!
Wait, why?!
I just bumped into her! We're siblings!
Hang on a second.
I'm Erika, the sexy teacher.
What's happening now?
Listen up, Nagi-kun.
You're very mistaken.
That came out of nowhere.
You don't get it, do you?
Sachi-chan isn't a child anymore.
No, she's totally a child.
The silent treatment is intense.
Just so you know, Sachi-chan's in
her third year of middle school.
She'll be old enough to marry next year.
She's a proper woman.
That brat? Getting married?
I can't picture that.
Besides, I've been around
her since she was born.
We may not be blood relatives,
but she's my kid sister.
You'd have to be messed up to have those
kinds of feelings for your kid sister.
So then, Nagi-kun, would you
still take a bath with her now?
H-How could I do that?!
What you did yesterday
was equivalent to that.
That was painfully easy
to understand for once.
She's right.
Sachi is my sister,
but she hasn't been my little
sister anymore for a long time.
Come to think of it,
Sachi is only my "sister" on paper.
Amano-san's the one she's related to.
I'm just a total stranger who happened
to be around since we were born.
Sachi-chan
joined us!
Wait
If Sachi is Amano-san's sister,
and Amano-san's my fiancée
No.
I just need to apologize to Sachi.
What should I do?
What do I tell her?
Nagi-kun?
Sachi-chan, I'm done with the bath.
Okay.
This situation is way too awkward.
Erika
I overslept
Erika-chan says she can't make it today.
Oh
What about the study session?
I'll see you there.
The mood's way too tense in here.
Hurry up and patch things up with her.
I'm sorry, Segawa-san
This is my fault.
I haven't even faced Sachi in a long time.
What would I even say to her?
Do I treat her like my kid sister, or
Something bothering you?
Why do you ask?
You haven't gotten anything
done this whole time.
Well, then
As the heir to the prestigious, miracle-working
Meguro Daimyojin, I, Segawa Hiro,
shall hear what troubles you.
Huh? What's with the act?
No offering necessary. Limited-time offer.
Okay
I've spent all my time studying,
so I'm not too good at
reading people's feelings.
I can be kinda insensitive.
And I ended up hurting someone.
I want to apologize, but I don't know
if we can keep things the way they were.
You're right. You're insensitive.
Sometimes I have doubts about you.
That bad?
I mean, you wouldn't even give
up after I told you I'm engaged.
And you declared war against me
in front of a ton of people.
That was pretty embarrassing, you know.
I-It was?!
But I like that about you.
How you're so straightforward.
Tell her exactly what you think.
I'm sure then
Very Good Fortune
It shall work out well.
Well?
Yeah.
Your writing sure is something else, though.
I should have brought my brush pen!
It's me.
Can we talk?
I wanted to apologize for the other day.
I'm sorry.
I feel bad for being so thoughtless with you.
I hope you can forgive me for hurting you.
And
I've been doing some soul-searching,
and I made a decision.
I'm going to stop treating
you like my kid sister.
So, like, I mean
You're still my sister, but I'm going
to think of you as a proper woman.
Seriously?
You're such a creep.
I'm hungry.
Go microwave the curry for me, please.
Do it yourself!
Sachi-chan, are you asleep?
No.
I'm stretching before bedtime.
Those aren't practice swings?
I think I can sleep well tonight.
Try to keep the sleeptalking
to a minimum. Thanks.