Animaniacs (2020) s01e11 Episode Script


[SNORING]
[TV SWITCHES ON]
[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]
[MEWS]
[♪♪♪]
[SCREAMING]
[ALL GASP]
[WHOOPING AND HOLLERING]
I'd keep an eye on this guy
if I were you.
[LAUGHING]
Ahh, clown!
[WIND WHOOSHING]
[SCREAMING]
[MEWS]
ALL: Phew.
No!
[EERILY]
They're back.
[THEME SONG PLAYING]
It's time for Animaniacs ♪
And we're zany to the max ♪
So just sit back and relax ♪
You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
We're Animaniacs! ♪
- Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
- And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪
They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪
But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪
We're Animaniacs ♪
Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
Our careers have made comebacks ♪
We're Animaniacs! ♪
Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪
A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪
Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
And ethnically diverse ♪
The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪
We're Animaniacs ♪
You should see our new contracts ♪
We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪
We're animan-ey, totally insane-y ♪
Must eat brain-y ♪
Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]
[GROWLS]
WARNERS: Trick or treat!
Hmm.
[ROARS]
[SCREAMING]
Huh. I guess some folks
just aren't Halloweeners.
Goodnight, everybody!
[♪♪♪]
Wow! Haunted house.
TRICK OR TREATER: Hey!
And--
WARNERS: Trick or treat!
And--
WARNERS: Trick or treat!
And--
WARNERS: Trick or treat!
Huh?
YAKKO: "Please take just one."
Don't mind if I do!
Ahh!
[WIND GUSTING]
No, come back!
[♪♪♪]
[PANTING]
[SCREAMS]
[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]
[GASPS]
Hello there, Wakky!
I see you dropped your candy!
Oh no!
Here, you want it back?
Uh, no, thank you.
It's been in the sewer.
What about the five second rule?
[GULPS]
[SPLASHES]
- It's still in its wrapper!
[WHIMPERS]
CLOWN: Come on, what's the matter?
Are you scared?
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
Wakko! A clown!
Aren't you terrified of clowns?
[MENACING MURMURING]
C-clowns. I hate clowns.
[WHIMPERING]
But this guy's a cutie!
His eyes are like mine!
Ha ha ha! You're a funny guy, ain't ya?
CLOWN: No, I'm not!
Sewer clown, huh? Typical.
So what's your story?
Rent too high in the Circus district?
I'm not just a sewer clown,
I'm Nickelwise, I'm a dancing clown.
Di-- did you hear that, guys?
He's a a dancer!
Well, that part isn't important.
YAKKO: You're a regular John Travolta.
Incredible dancer, hilarious wig,
and totally insane.
I'm here to eat your fear!
BOY: La la la la la ♪
I like Halloween ♪
La-la-la ♪
Boo!
Oh my gosh!
[SLURPING]
And tonight, I'm starving.
Really? You look bloated.
Maybe you should lay off the dairy.
YAKKO: I went paleo three years ago,
and it's changed my life.
[ALL LAUGHING]
RALPH: Hey!
You can't be here!
It's too scary,
even for me and Mr. Flashlight!
DOT: Aw, come on, Ralph.
We're just talking to our new sewer friend
Nickelpie the dancing guy--
[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]
Did he just turn into three balloons?
Spooky!
YAKKO: Hey, Nibblewide,
wait up! Let's hang out!
[♪♪♪]
[WATER RUNNING]
Nickeleyes?
[GULPS]
Well, this isn't a traditional
dance space, but--
[SCREAMING]
What do you think, Dot-O?
Like what you see?
Cuteness fades.
Fear on the other hand--
No, no, no, go back!
What?
There you are, beautiful!
Ready to adopt some cats?
Oh boy, am I?
[CATS MEWING]
[BOTH LAUGHING]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]
[♪♪♪]
[GASPS]
[CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING]
[EATING NOISILY]
NICKELWISE: Oh yeah,
just eat up, little one!
Let me know when you had enough!
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
[SQUEAK]
[SQUEAK]
[SQUEAKING]
[SQUEAKING]
Chewy enough for ya?
[GASPS]
No! No! What are you doing? It's plastic!
It's plastic!
[GULPS]
[SQUEAK]
[GRUNTING, PANTING]
[HICCUPS, SQUEAKS]
[NICKELWISE GROWLING]
[LAUGHING, SQUEAKING]
[FOOTSTEPS FADING]
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
Yeah, I think I could do pretty well
in an office environment.
I'm a fun guy.
Hey, coffee pot, don't talk to me
until I've had my coffee, right?
Ha ha!
[♪♪♪]
Hey, balloon, you seem a little spacey.
What do you got, a case
of the Mondays? Heh-heh.
Guy's full of hot air, am I right?
[BUBBLING]
Am I right?
[BUBBLING]
Am I? Somebody talk to me, tell me I'm--
Oh! Nickelwipe! Oh perfect!
Just when I needed someone
to clown around with, ha ha ha ha!
Come on, man! Say something!
React! Can't you hear me, I--
[MUFFLED SHOUTING]
[SLURPING]
WAKKO AND DOT: Yakko!
[NICKELWISE YELPS, GROANS]
You guys think I'm funny, right?
Of course.
You're one of my funniest brothers.
Easily top two.
Same for me!
Aww, thanks.
Where have you two been?
Seeing my future. It was fabulous!
And I ate bubble and squeak.
It was fabulous!
[WHOOPING AND HOLLERING]
[CRYING]
Ahh!
[SCREAMS, GRUNTS]
[PANTING]
[THUD]
[BOOMING VOICE]
Need a hand?
[CLEARS THROAT]
[NORMAL VOICE] Sorry.
I mean, need a boost, little buddy?
[WHIMPERING]
[WHOOPING, LAUGHING]
[GLASS SHATTERS]
[PANTING]
Ahh!
I've seen the beyond!
La la la la, I still like Halloween ♪
[SPLASHES]
[WARNERS LAUGHING]
[SING-SONGY]
Nickelwise!
We wanna be friends with you!
[ALL LAUGHING]
[SING-SONGY] FONT COLOR="#CF685C"DOT: Come out, come out,
wherever you are!
J-- just leave me alone! Please!
[ALL LAUGHING]
Knickerbutt?
Where'd he go?
One second he's dancing
his way into our hearts,
and the next second,
he's completely disappeared.
WAKKO: Wow, he really is
like John Travolta!
[♪♪♪]
Halloween can't get us
in here, Mr. Flashlight.
Huh?
[EERIE MOANING]
[RALPH WHIMPERING]
[SCREAMING]
[THUNDER CLAPPING]
[PINKY AND THE BRAIN THEME SONG PLAYING]
Gee, Brain, what do you
wanna do tonight?
BRAIN: The same thing
we do every night, Pinky.
Try to take over the world!
[THUNDERCLAP]
[♪♪♪]
They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪
One is a genius ♪
The other's insane ♪
They're laboratory mice ♪
Their genes have been spliced ♪
They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
[♪♪♪]
[SLAM]
[WEDDING MARCH PLAYING]
[LIGHTNING CRACKS]
[GROWLING]
[SNARLING]
[THUDDING FOOTSTEPS]
[GROWLING]
Ah, Pee-gor! You've returned!
'Ello, Dr. Brainenstein!
How was the graveyard scavenging?
[STRAINING]
Oh brilliant!
You know, you would be surprised
what the dead leave lying around.
By the way, I've probably been
in here a thousand times,
but I'm always amazed
at how beautiful your castle is.
Thank you, Pee-gor.
I employed only the top masons,
those schooled in the latest techniques
of wall-stone craft.
Now, let's see what you've brought me!
WARNERS: Hi!
Pee-gor, you were supposed
to bring back body parts for my monster!
Not layperson detritus!
[WHIMPERS]
[THUNDER BOOMS]
No matter. Are you pondering
what I'm pondering?
I think so, Dr. Brainenstein,
but isn't "eleven" just a fancy way
of saying "one-teen"?
[THUNDER BOOMS]
BRAIN: No!
These thunderous conditions are perfect.
We'll harness the storm's electric power
to bring my monster to life!
[PEE-GOR GRUNTS]
Come! We've no time to lose.
Aah!
[THUNDER BOOMS]
This aberration is designed
to do my bidding,
and with it at my flank,
I shall rule the village once and for all!
[THUNDER BOOMS]
Now, Pee-gor!
Throw the switch!
[GRUNTING]
Aah!
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
Whoa!
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
[SCREAMING, GRUNTS]
[ROARING]
It's alive! It's alive!
Behold, Pee-gor!
[ROARING]
Pee-gor?
Have you seen
my laboratory assistant? Pee-gor?
Skinny, white, buck teeth?
Inexplicable cockney accent?
[GRUNTS]
Oh! Aah!
Oh, there you are.
All of my squishy bits
feel tingle-tangly.
[GASPS]
My goodness--
I know, isn't she horrible?
Yes horribly beautiful!
What?
Hello. I'm Pee-gor!
[UNINTELLIGIBLE GRUNTING]
Elephanté.
I shall call you Drusilla,
'cause it's a girl name I saw
on a gravestone.
[BOTH LAUGH]
PINKY: So, tell me, Drusilla,
what's a stunning creature like you
doing in a place like this?
[GRUNTING]
Oh-ho! I say, that's quite funny!
Much as I am loathe to interfere
in this repulsive tête-à-tête,
the monster and I have work to do.
Come, monster.
[GROWLS]
[BRAINENSTEIN GRUNTS]
[CRASHING]
[SNORTS, SCOFFS]
This, I did not foresee.
Lakes ♪
- Lakes are fun ♪
- Lakes ♪
- Lakes are fun ♪
- I like ♪
[INSECT BUZZING]
- Lakes are fun ♪
- Lakes ♪
'Cause lakes are fun ♪
'Cause lakes are fun ♪
'Cause lakes are fun ♪
'Cause lakes are fun ♪
'Cause lakes are fun ♪
'Cause lakes are fun ♪
See my lake, it's the only one ♪
Made of water rippling in the sun ♪
'Cause lakes are fun ♪
'Cause lakes are fun ♪
'Cause lakes are fun ♪
'Cause lakes are fun ♪
'Cause lakes are fun ♪
'Cause lakes are fun ♪
For everyone ♪
Lakes are fun ♪
[MACHINERY WHIRRING]
[FAWNING SIGH]
Pee-gor, because you
have befouled my creature
with your soft and imbecilic heart,
I have created a second monster,
into whom I will force cursed life
during tonight's electrical storm.
Then we will take over the village.
[THUNDER BOOMS]
Are you listening to me?
Yes, I'm ready to take the next step.
That's what I'm telling you.
The next step will happen this evening.
No, Brain, I'm going
to ask Drusilla to marry me.
[MOANING]
Think of it, Dr. Brainenstein!
A big wedding!
With the whole village there to celebrate.
Egad. Yes. A wedding.
The whole village, here in the castle,
plied with mead and romantic feelings!
Just as my new monster is born,
hungry for destruction!
Oh. Hang on, my love.
[STRAINING]
Drusilla, will you be my wife?
[SQUEALS, GIGGLES]
Whoops! Oh dear. Here, let me just, um--
[KISSES]
Ooh! Oh bother. No matter,
I shall just, eh--
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
[HORSE NEIGHS]
Now that is our biggest seller:
peasant seed cake.
Very popular.
It's got four kinds of seeds!
[GASPS]
They've discovered a fourth seed?
My, my, next thing you know,
they'll be sending seeds to the moon.
[CRUNCHING]
Hm!
I like how gluteny it is!
Sweetheart, what do you think?
[BOTH YELP]
[DRUSILLA GROWLS]
MAN: Whoa!
[ROARS]
[PEE-GOR LAUGHING]
[BONES CRUNCHING]
- Oh! Ah!
We'll take it!
[SPITTING]
Clear this nonsense out of my lab!
The storm is nearing its apex.
But, Brain, we haven't settled
on the passed apps!
It doesn't matter! Just do a bruschetta
and maybe a stuffed mushroom!
Ooh, I'm so excited.
Yes, now get out of here.
Go wed your horrific bride.
But, Dr. Brainenstein,
you're my best man.
No, Pee-gor, I must stay here
to flip the switch
and bring life to my horrible creation.
Again!
[THUNDER BOOMS]
Right. Narf.
[GROWLS]
[ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING]
[♪♪♪]
[FAWNING SIGH]
Unhand me! I must throw the switch!
[GROWLS]
Ah! You came!
Yes. This is completely voluntary.
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today
to witness the union
of Pee-gor Pinkovsky
and Drusilla Salmagundi.
Hm. I didn't know you were Italian.
Actually, just the spleen and feet.
Pee-gor, do you take Drusilla
to be your lawfully wedded wife?
I do! Narf!
And Drusilla, do you take Pee-gor
to be your lawfully wedded husband?
[GRUNTS]
Very well.
I pronounce you ma--
mouse and wife.
You may kiss the bride.
[ALL GASP]
WOMAN: She's a monster!
Get out your pitchforks!
I brought my pitchspork!
Oh, stop trying to make
pitchsporks happen, Dave.
[ALL SHOUTING]
Hey, that's my wife
you're talking about!
I mean, sure, she may be a monster,
but she's also loving and kind.
And you'll see that, if you let her
grab onto your hearts!
No, no, no, I meant meata-forkilly!
[MURMURING]
Well, brings up a good point.
Can't judge a book by its cover, can you?
- What's a book?
- This.
Ahh, it's evil! Kill it! Kill it!
Ahh!
You idiots. Don't attack the book.
Attack her. She's the menace.
Menace? The only menace here
is you, Dr. Brainenstein.
I'm not a menace. I'm an iconoclast.
You're always talking about
taking over the village!
Not to mention you're driving
property values down!
That's ridiculous!
Property value is determined
by a multitude of complex factors!
What's next? Blaming me
for high interest rates?
I mean, who's with me here? Anyone?
Get him!
[ALL SHOUTING]
[THUNDER BOOMS]
[GRUNTING]
PEE-GOR: Dr. Brainenstein!
We're settling this once and for all!
I've got a thatched-roof cottage
I'm trying to flip!
Prepare to be overtaken!
Those were for
the father-daughter dance!
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
Ooh!
[MONSTER GROWLS]
[SCREAMS]
Retreat!
[VILLAGERS SCREAMING]
- Ha ha!
Go on, run!
You! Wow! Very impressive!
Sorry about the arm. I--
I didn't have time to finish sewing it on.
But thanks.
PRIEST: Can we finish this?
I have a baptism at four.
Oh, my sweet Drusilla,
I'm sorry our special day
was ruined, my dear.
But, oh, what a story
we'll tell our children, eh?
I'm sorry, can you have children?
Never mind, never mind we'll adopt.
[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]
[♪♪♪]
Or get a dog! Unless of course
you can lay eggs--
[GRUNTS]
Ah! My eyes!
Drusilla?
[GRUNTS]
[ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING]
[♪♪♪]
[SNIFFLES]
Eh-- um--
[SIGHS]
Eh-- uh--
Don't!
I'm sorry, Pee-gor.
But it's probably for the best.
Oh, thank you, Dr. Brainenstein,
but-- [SNIFFLES]
she was the love of my life.
No, I meant, the average lifespan
of a laboratory monster
is three months at best.
Either way, it would have ended
in unbearable tragedy.
Such is the nature of life, I suppose.
Suffering and then darkness.
I'm sorry, but that's not
very comforting, Dr. Brainenstein.
You're right, Pee-gor, I'm sorry.
Perhaps in the wake
of this emotional setback,
your meager mental energy
would be best diverted elsewhere.
What say we get back to it?
Back to what?
The same thing we do
every night, Pee-gor!
Try to take over the village.
[LIGHTNING CRACKS]
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
NARRATOR: And now,
Things That Go Bump in the Night.
[CHUCKLES]
[THUDS]
GLOWING EYES #1: Excuse me. Sorry.
Didn't-- didn't see you there.
GLOWING EYES #2: Ow! My knee!
[THUDS]
GLOWING EYES #3:
Hey, has anyone seen my phone?
GLOWING EYES #1:
Yeah, I think I'm sitting on it.
GLOWING EYES #4: Nope, that's my tail.
GLOWING EYES #3:
You have a tail? I have a tail!
But mine's more of a feathery situation.
GLOWING EYES #5: Um, you know,
[ALL YELP]
some of us don't have tails.
You don't hear us bragging about it.
GLOWING EYES #2: Oh wow, look who showed up
and decided to be passive aggressive.
GLOWING EYES #1:
Whoever is licking my face better stop.
GLOWING EYES #2: Whoever is licking my face
better keep going!
GLOWING EYES #6: Will you all be quiet?
I'm trying to nap here!
[GROWLY VOICE]
GLOWING EYES #7: I've been napping for eons.
But soon, my time will come.
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
GLOWING EYES 34: Uh okay.
I'm gonna go. Little crowded.
GLOWING EYES #3: Wait for me! Where are the stair--
[THUDDING, CLATTERING]
Found 'em.
NARRATOR: This has been
Things That Go Bump in the Night!
[EVIL CHUCKLE]
[FOOTSTEPS FADING]
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
[♪♪♪]