Baarish (2019) s01e11 Episode Script
Don’t mess it up Anooz!
- Turn around.
- What?
Your button is broken.
Oh.
Sorry. Did you get hurt?
I am unable to speak
from my heart in English.
So, please try to understand
my Hindi.
You listen to Gauravi a lot.
It is easy to make. Today I have
realised how hard it is to sell.
If this happens again,
I won't be able to tolerate it.
'Gauravi'
Are you kidding me?
What is this?
[Turning pages]
You spoiled the stamp paper.
Do you know what this means?
Do you what that means, Gauravi?
I know.
- That's why I spoiled them.
- Damn. [Slams papers]
[Gauravi inhales]
Will you do me a favour?
If I stay locked in here
for years then [Inhales]
I would need a favour from you.
- Yes?
- [Gauravi sighs]
Make sure that he never comes here.
Strange.
Very strange.
[Lock-up door closes]
[Gauravi sighs]
[Car door slamming]
[Car door slamming]
Anuj, cheer up.
And remember, Anuj.
And remember that Rishi and I
will always be there for you.
You know,
whatever happened with you today
will never happen again.
You know, we both really mean it.
Cheer up.
Chill, bro. I will go and drop her.
Bye. Good night.
Thank you.
[Engine starts]
[Title montage]
[Kanchan] Asmi, close your
books and help me. Come on.
Let me study, mother.
You can study later, Asmi.
As if she is going to be a topper
in all of Mumbai.
[Aniket] She wants to take a
photograph and post on Instagram
and comment on it saying
studying hard.
- [Prathmesh laughs] - Do you
even know how to spell that?
It is spelled with a Y.
Oh please.
As if you were a topper in college.
- Stop it now.
- Mother, tell brother.
I am telling your father not you.
Look at him.
He is having almonds
from the dry fruits
we got for our daughter-in-law.
- I am having the cashews.
- [Aniket Sighs]
I am trying to match my
daughter-in-law's lifestyle.
- I mean I am trying to adapt it.
- Yes.
Even she should
feel like home, right?
I just realised something new.
I was supposed to have wealth
starting from the age of 50.
Our daughter-in-law is
the form of Goddess Lakshmi.
Wow.
Hey. You were outside.
- Yes.
The AC was on in the room
so I thought you were inside.
Yes, I left it on.
I feel very hot after running.
That's why.
What?
[Crows cawing]
[Door closes]
Gauravi, I want to say
something to you.
Yes.
Yesterday I
I mean I am not saying that
you did anything intentionally.
But honestly you don't know
I don't know. Maybe you are right.
And I will not interfere
from now on.
[Gauravi] I will take care of it.
Don't worry.
And another thing.
Today is Zeenia and Saurabh's
- It's their anniversary.
- Yes.
How do you know that?
Facebook.
So, they have invited us
for dinner.
Hmm.
Will you come?
Will you?
Come on! Bye!
Bye.
[Door closes]
Who pays the bill?
- Father, do you?
Mother, do you? - Shreya.
Shreya, what are you doing?
You can have it adjusted
against my account.
- I cannot stay in the heat.
- Shreya.
Don't suffocate me.
[Kanchan] But dear
[Prathmesh sighs]
Even cashews cannot tolerate heat.
I will have them.
Otherwise, even they will
become angry and go to the balcony.
[Asmi laughs] Father,
y is silent in the word studying.
You are silent between
you and brother.
[Asmi laughs] When it's
between brother and Shreya.
- The entire house becomes silent.
- [Asmi laughs]
[Traffic sound]
Shreya, do you realise that
to leave the AC on like this
is actually
a waste of resources?
Don't you think?
I know.
I will try but I can't promise.
Listen.
It's not that I can't see
how much you are adjusting.
And I appreciate that.
But uh
You know what I mean.
Hmm.
Okay, listen.
Our parents are going
to Siddhivinayak tomorrow.
Asmi won't be at home either.
So, let's save more resource.
And let's have a shower together.
Look at you.
[Traffic sound]
Is it uncle's birthday today?
[Zeenia] Why?
Why is it so silent?
[Zeenia] Come on, Saurabh.
It is our anniversary today.
Can we please not discuss 'Sholay'?
Okay.
Let's not discuss 'Sholay'.
And order some chickpeas.
[Zeenia] That was terrible.
Go kill yourself. You have been
with me for so many years.
But your sense
of humor still sucks.
Did you see the menu?
Thanks.
Menu, finally.
Shall I order some water?
No, thanks.
Hmm.
Are we celebrating
Thanksgiving today?
Let's do one thing.
Let's forget about the à la carte.
Let's just have the buffet.
Because we will never
end up ordering our food
because of their thanksgiving.
Why don't you guys
go and get the starters?
We are starving. Go.
Yes, I am going. We are hungry.
I will get plates for the starters.
So, everything has
become strange again.
So, what's the wrong in that?
She had said so with
some good intentions, right?
[Saurabh] None of
you knew the results.
Then why are you blaming her?
Look, a husband and a wife
are like partners.
More like railway tracks.
If either of them
changes position or
goes off direction,
what will happen?
[Saurabh] The train
will meet with an accident.
How much time does
it take to repair that?
It will take years.
So, you know what?
Just forget all this.
You know, when Zeenia
started to make cakes
they were just awful.
Liar. You always used
to praise her.
But that's not point.
Do you know why I used to do that?
To encourage her.
Gradually, she became confident.
Oh. And look at her now.
She bakes really good cakes
these days.
[Saurabh laughing]
[Saurabh] And this theory of made
for each other is actually true.
You know, two people
are made to manage each other.
If the husband lacks something
his wife helps him
to get it over with.
Vice versa.
I will seriously tell
you something.
No matter how
successful a man is
You are really successful today.
- Just imagine that.
- Hmm.
The entire world would have been
there with you.
But your real partner is the one
who will be there with you
when you have nothing.
See Gauravi.
You think that I am Anuj's friend.
But now you are my friend as well.
And you're as important as Anuj.
[Zeenia] So, if you want
to share anything, you can tell me.
And these matters
will remain between us.
Zeenia, in small houses,
there is less space.
But there isn't much
space between people either.
[Gauravi] And that's
what I am used to.
I am not used to
the ways of big houses.
And genuinely, I tried to say
what I felt from my heart but
But I don't think anyone got it.
Don't get disheartened. Okay?
- Look, Anuj is a little naive.
- [Gauravi exhales]
You need to explain
everything to him.
Anyway, it is useless
to keep quiet. Okay?
Both of you should make a pact.
Peg? I don't drink alcohol.
Not peg. Pact.
I mean promise each other
that if there is any problem,
you will communicate
it to each other.
You will talk. This will ensure
that there is no estrangement.
Got it? And by the way,
you have taken chicken curry
instead of cottage cheese.
Hail Lord Krishna.
Give me the plate.
Go to the terrace with Gauravi.
Talk to her and close it.
Okay? Everything will be fine.
Go. Best of luck.
Go.
Excuse me.
I will just go to the washroom.
Sorry. Oh. Hey.
It is my fault. I am sorry.
[Making sounds with spoons]
Saurabh, save some for me.
I am hungry too.
[Message tone]
Fuk Fk.
Fk.
Fk.
- Fk.
- Come.
- Where?
- Shall we?
To the terrace.
You wanted to go to the terrace,
right? Come.
- Terrace?
- Come.
What are you doing, sister?
Sister?
Have you lost your mind?
Whom are you calling sister?
You. You are here.
So I am addressing you.
What
This This is my wife.
This is my wife.
All right. Okay, this is good.
- You were saying fk
downstairs. - What?
[Woman 1] Now when you saw your
wife, you are tell me to run away.
No. Look. I was reading this text.
Zeenia sent me a message.
Don't Fu.. (stammering)
[Anuj] I don't why
she was sending this.
So, why should I fk
I mean, why will fk her?
No man will tell his wife
No man fks his wife
I mean he doesn't fk it up.
I was just
[Anuj] I was
I don't understand why people
abuse so much on the mobile.
They cannot even speak a sentence
in English without abusing.
I cannot even abuse
[Anuj] in English.
Ma'am, sorry.
I was not able to speak properly.
I am so sorry.
I thought you are an escort.
What? Caught?
I didn't steal anything.
You still have your bag, ma'am.
You
It's okay. You enjoy.
By the way,
she didn't mean to say that.
Then what did she mean to say?
The boys who charge money.
Boys are bound to charge money.
They take money in business.
I charge money too.
Who can do business
without charging money?
[Gauravi] No.
Not that kind of business.
What business?
Not that kind of business.
Sir, oh no.
That is not my business.
I
You know me.
No.
I don't know you well.
[Anuj] I met a girl for
the first time whom I liked.
So, I even proposed to Falguni.
Why would she say yes to me?
I am illiterate.
I cannot even speak
in English. So
Since that day,
I haven't been able to talk
to a group of people.
I run away from girls.
And then I met you.
If this was bothering
you so much
then you could have
asked me. I
No, that
Actually, I didn't know
how to talk to you about this.
Even though it took time,
at least you asked me.
It is good to talk.
Promise me that if anything
happens in future
we will talk it out and end it.
Pack it.
What should I pack?
No, not like packing
food or luggage.
That
Pack like promise.
- It is a called a pact.
- Yes.
So, let's have a pact.
Okay?
Shall we go?
- Gauravi.
- Hmm.
Will you teach me English?
No, forget it.
How will I learn at this age?
I won't even understand so
Shall we start from today?
[Theme music]
- What?
Your button is broken.
Oh.
Sorry. Did you get hurt?
I am unable to speak
from my heart in English.
So, please try to understand
my Hindi.
You listen to Gauravi a lot.
It is easy to make. Today I have
realised how hard it is to sell.
If this happens again,
I won't be able to tolerate it.
'Gauravi'
Are you kidding me?
What is this?
[Turning pages]
You spoiled the stamp paper.
Do you know what this means?
Do you what that means, Gauravi?
I know.
- That's why I spoiled them.
- Damn. [Slams papers]
[Gauravi inhales]
Will you do me a favour?
If I stay locked in here
for years then [Inhales]
I would need a favour from you.
- Yes?
- [Gauravi sighs]
Make sure that he never comes here.
Strange.
Very strange.
[Lock-up door closes]
[Gauravi sighs]
[Car door slamming]
[Car door slamming]
Anuj, cheer up.
And remember, Anuj.
And remember that Rishi and I
will always be there for you.
You know,
whatever happened with you today
will never happen again.
You know, we both really mean it.
Cheer up.
Chill, bro. I will go and drop her.
Bye. Good night.
Thank you.
[Engine starts]
[Title montage]
[Kanchan] Asmi, close your
books and help me. Come on.
Let me study, mother.
You can study later, Asmi.
As if she is going to be a topper
in all of Mumbai.
[Aniket] She wants to take a
photograph and post on Instagram
and comment on it saying
studying hard.
- [Prathmesh laughs] - Do you
even know how to spell that?
It is spelled with a Y.
Oh please.
As if you were a topper in college.
- Stop it now.
- Mother, tell brother.
I am telling your father not you.
Look at him.
He is having almonds
from the dry fruits
we got for our daughter-in-law.
- I am having the cashews.
- [Aniket Sighs]
I am trying to match my
daughter-in-law's lifestyle.
- I mean I am trying to adapt it.
- Yes.
Even she should
feel like home, right?
I just realised something new.
I was supposed to have wealth
starting from the age of 50.
Our daughter-in-law is
the form of Goddess Lakshmi.
Wow.
Hey. You were outside.
- Yes.
The AC was on in the room
so I thought you were inside.
Yes, I left it on.
I feel very hot after running.
That's why.
What?
[Crows cawing]
[Door closes]
Gauravi, I want to say
something to you.
Yes.
Yesterday I
I mean I am not saying that
you did anything intentionally.
But honestly you don't know
I don't know. Maybe you are right.
And I will not interfere
from now on.
[Gauravi] I will take care of it.
Don't worry.
And another thing.
Today is Zeenia and Saurabh's
- It's their anniversary.
- Yes.
How do you know that?
Facebook.
So, they have invited us
for dinner.
Hmm.
Will you come?
Will you?
Come on! Bye!
Bye.
[Door closes]
Who pays the bill?
- Father, do you?
Mother, do you? - Shreya.
Shreya, what are you doing?
You can have it adjusted
against my account.
- I cannot stay in the heat.
- Shreya.
Don't suffocate me.
[Kanchan] But dear
[Prathmesh sighs]
Even cashews cannot tolerate heat.
I will have them.
Otherwise, even they will
become angry and go to the balcony.
[Asmi laughs] Father,
y is silent in the word studying.
You are silent between
you and brother.
[Asmi laughs] When it's
between brother and Shreya.
- The entire house becomes silent.
- [Asmi laughs]
[Traffic sound]
Shreya, do you realise that
to leave the AC on like this
is actually
a waste of resources?
Don't you think?
I know.
I will try but I can't promise.
Listen.
It's not that I can't see
how much you are adjusting.
And I appreciate that.
But uh
You know what I mean.
Hmm.
Okay, listen.
Our parents are going
to Siddhivinayak tomorrow.
Asmi won't be at home either.
So, let's save more resource.
And let's have a shower together.
Look at you.
[Traffic sound]
Is it uncle's birthday today?
[Zeenia] Why?
Why is it so silent?
[Zeenia] Come on, Saurabh.
It is our anniversary today.
Can we please not discuss 'Sholay'?
Okay.
Let's not discuss 'Sholay'.
And order some chickpeas.
[Zeenia] That was terrible.
Go kill yourself. You have been
with me for so many years.
But your sense
of humor still sucks.
Did you see the menu?
Thanks.
Menu, finally.
Shall I order some water?
No, thanks.
Hmm.
Are we celebrating
Thanksgiving today?
Let's do one thing.
Let's forget about the à la carte.
Let's just have the buffet.
Because we will never
end up ordering our food
because of their thanksgiving.
Why don't you guys
go and get the starters?
We are starving. Go.
Yes, I am going. We are hungry.
I will get plates for the starters.
So, everything has
become strange again.
So, what's the wrong in that?
She had said so with
some good intentions, right?
[Saurabh] None of
you knew the results.
Then why are you blaming her?
Look, a husband and a wife
are like partners.
More like railway tracks.
If either of them
changes position or
goes off direction,
what will happen?
[Saurabh] The train
will meet with an accident.
How much time does
it take to repair that?
It will take years.
So, you know what?
Just forget all this.
You know, when Zeenia
started to make cakes
they were just awful.
Liar. You always used
to praise her.
But that's not point.
Do you know why I used to do that?
To encourage her.
Gradually, she became confident.
Oh. And look at her now.
She bakes really good cakes
these days.
[Saurabh laughing]
[Saurabh] And this theory of made
for each other is actually true.
You know, two people
are made to manage each other.
If the husband lacks something
his wife helps him
to get it over with.
Vice versa.
I will seriously tell
you something.
No matter how
successful a man is
You are really successful today.
- Just imagine that.
- Hmm.
The entire world would have been
there with you.
But your real partner is the one
who will be there with you
when you have nothing.
See Gauravi.
You think that I am Anuj's friend.
But now you are my friend as well.
And you're as important as Anuj.
[Zeenia] So, if you want
to share anything, you can tell me.
And these matters
will remain between us.
Zeenia, in small houses,
there is less space.
But there isn't much
space between people either.
[Gauravi] And that's
what I am used to.
I am not used to
the ways of big houses.
And genuinely, I tried to say
what I felt from my heart but
But I don't think anyone got it.
Don't get disheartened. Okay?
- Look, Anuj is a little naive.
- [Gauravi exhales]
You need to explain
everything to him.
Anyway, it is useless
to keep quiet. Okay?
Both of you should make a pact.
Peg? I don't drink alcohol.
Not peg. Pact.
I mean promise each other
that if there is any problem,
you will communicate
it to each other.
You will talk. This will ensure
that there is no estrangement.
Got it? And by the way,
you have taken chicken curry
instead of cottage cheese.
Hail Lord Krishna.
Give me the plate.
Go to the terrace with Gauravi.
Talk to her and close it.
Okay? Everything will be fine.
Go. Best of luck.
Go.
Excuse me.
I will just go to the washroom.
Sorry. Oh. Hey.
It is my fault. I am sorry.
[Making sounds with spoons]
Saurabh, save some for me.
I am hungry too.
[Message tone]
Fuk Fk.
Fk.
Fk.
- Fk.
- Come.
- Where?
- Shall we?
To the terrace.
You wanted to go to the terrace,
right? Come.
- Terrace?
- Come.
What are you doing, sister?
Sister?
Have you lost your mind?
Whom are you calling sister?
You. You are here.
So I am addressing you.
What
This This is my wife.
This is my wife.
All right. Okay, this is good.
- You were saying fk
downstairs. - What?
[Woman 1] Now when you saw your
wife, you are tell me to run away.
No. Look. I was reading this text.
Zeenia sent me a message.
Don't Fu.. (stammering)
[Anuj] I don't why
she was sending this.
So, why should I fk
I mean, why will fk her?
No man will tell his wife
No man fks his wife
I mean he doesn't fk it up.
I was just
[Anuj] I was
I don't understand why people
abuse so much on the mobile.
They cannot even speak a sentence
in English without abusing.
I cannot even abuse
[Anuj] in English.
Ma'am, sorry.
I was not able to speak properly.
I am so sorry.
I thought you are an escort.
What? Caught?
I didn't steal anything.
You still have your bag, ma'am.
You
It's okay. You enjoy.
By the way,
she didn't mean to say that.
Then what did she mean to say?
The boys who charge money.
Boys are bound to charge money.
They take money in business.
I charge money too.
Who can do business
without charging money?
[Gauravi] No.
Not that kind of business.
What business?
Not that kind of business.
Sir, oh no.
That is not my business.
I
You know me.
No.
I don't know you well.
[Anuj] I met a girl for
the first time whom I liked.
So, I even proposed to Falguni.
Why would she say yes to me?
I am illiterate.
I cannot even speak
in English. So
Since that day,
I haven't been able to talk
to a group of people.
I run away from girls.
And then I met you.
If this was bothering
you so much
then you could have
asked me. I
No, that
Actually, I didn't know
how to talk to you about this.
Even though it took time,
at least you asked me.
It is good to talk.
Promise me that if anything
happens in future
we will talk it out and end it.
Pack it.
What should I pack?
No, not like packing
food or luggage.
That
Pack like promise.
- It is a called a pact.
- Yes.
So, let's have a pact.
Okay?
Shall we go?
- Gauravi.
- Hmm.
Will you teach me English?
No, forget it.
How will I learn at this age?
I won't even understand so
Shall we start from today?
[Theme music]