Batwheels (2022) s01e11 Episode Script

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Bam, Buff and Bibi
Redbird and Wing ♪
Burning bat-rubber
Is their favorite thing ♪
If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪
They're fired up and ready
Down in the Batcave ♪
They're the Batwheels ♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪
[Buff reading]
We're finally almost done.
Yeah, this puzzle
was way too hard.
-Fifty kitties
-[meows]
and they're all
the same color.
It's like
a supervillain made it.
[Batmobile] Only one
empty space left.
But there are no more pieces.
[MOE] Oh, no, no, no, no.
We've already done 49 kitties.
We can't stop now.
Everyone, look for
that missing piece.
[Batmobile] It's not up here.
[Batwing] Not down here.
[Bibi] I don't see it anywhere.
[creaks]
[Buff] Nope.
Batwheels, something else
has gone missing.
The Championship Soccer Trophy
has just been reported
stolen from Gotham Stadium.
Contacting Batman.
[beeps]
A missing trophy?
[scoffs] Well, I think
we know who took that.
Yeah, the one villain
who always swipes trophies
[all] Harley Quinn!
Batcomputer, situation.
The Championship Soccer Trophy
is missing from Gotham Stadium.
The door's been broken
and Harley Quinn
has been spotted in the area.
Hmm. Sounds like Harley Quinn
stole another trophy.
She deserves one of her own
for World's Worst Thief.
[laughs] Oh, good one, Batman.
I didn't know you were funny.
That wasn't a joke.
[groans softly]
Batcomputer, see what evidence
you can dig up on this.
I'll go after Harley
and question her.
Understood, Batman.
-[tires screech]
-[zooms]
Well, this will be over quick.
Harley's not even
trying to hide.
Hmm, because she may
have not done it.
-[Buff beeping]
-[Bibi] Huh?
What? Oh, come on.
Harley totally did it.
She's driving away
from the stadium,
and she steals trophies!
It looks like she did it,
that's for sure.
But we can't just
jump to conclusions
and assume Harley's the thief.
Hmm. There's something strange
on the ground.
BC, zoom in
on that shiny object.
[Buff] It's a button.
Harley doesn't wear
fancy buttons like that.
This sounds like a clue
worth investigating.
And Batman did ask
for more evidence.
Right. I'll head over to
the stadium and check it out.
I'll find out if Harley
really stole the trophy.
I'll go too.
-I still think Harley did it.
-Yep.
-Sorry.
-Me, too.
But, I need to get out
of this cave and go, go, go!
[engine revving]
All right!
Everyone back to looking
for that last puzzle piece.
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
[dynamic music playing]
[tires screeching]
[Jestah] Yeah!
Hey, look what
the Bat dragged in.
Fancy meetin' you here, Batsy.
The Championship Soccer Trophy.
If you've got it, just make
this easy on yourself
and hand it over, Harley.
-[Jestah giggling]
-Soccer trophy?
-[tires screech]
-[Jestah beeps]
[tires screech]
[music stops abruptly]
You think I stole it?
Dont'cha think I'd be
braggin' about it if I did?
Maybe. Or maybe you just
won't admit you have it.
You are a well-known
trophy thief, aren't you?
Am not.
Are, too.
-Am not.
-Are, too.
-Are, too!
-Right.
You are.
Aw, man!
I thought that if I said,
"Are, too" you'd say, "Am not."
You know, we'd switch.
I was tryin' to Bugs Bunny you.
Huh. That would'a been funny
-[chuckles]
-[growls]
or not.
-[engine revs]
-[rattling]
Why is she running?
Something's not right.
Okay, we're looking for clues.
Things that'll lead us
to the thief.
Let's take a look
with my infrared scanner.
It can see things we can't.
There's that fancy button.
Do you see anything else?
[Redbird] I found some tracks.
These could lead us
right to the thief.
Follow me.
[Bibi] So, how do you know
if something is a clue?
It looks out of place like, uh,
it doesn't belong
where you found it.
Like this?
No, I'd think someone just
tried to throw that
in the trash and missed.
What about this?
This has "clue"
written all over it.
Actually, it has a warning
written all over it.
It says not to drive
over this area.
-There's a busted
-Whoa!
-[spitting]
-[chuckles] waterline.
Not a clue. Got it.
[Redbird] Now,
this doesn't belong here.
It's got to be a clue
left by the thief.
What is it?
I'm not sure.
BC, can you analyze?
[Batcomputer] Certainly.
This cloth is from
an umbrella.
So the thief was
carrying an umbrella.
But it's not even raining.
And Harley doesn't bring
an umbrella with her
everywhere she goes.
-Hmm.
-Come on.
Let's keep
following the tracks.
Maybe we'll find more clues.
[pop music playing]
[pigeon cooing]
[clangs]
Teasing is never nice ♪
Unless it's your brain ♪
That's why a riddle's fun
When played like a game ♪
Get a clue, get a clue
Get a clue ♪
That's all you gotta do
To play ♪
Have a think, have a think
Have a think ♪
Soon you'll be on your way ♪
Riddle me this
Riddle me that ♪
Riddle me anything
You want to ask ♪
Riddle us one
Riddle us all ♪
There is no riddle
That we cannot solve ♪
The tracks end at
Harley's Arcade?
I guess she really did
swipe the trophy.
Looks like I was wrong.
But none of the clues we found
belong to Harley.
She doesn't wear fancy buttons
or use umbrellas.
Something strange
is going on, Red.
We just need to do
more detective-y stuff.
You know, look for more clues.
But there's nothing
out of the ordinary here.
No other clues in sight.
Maybe we just have
to get a better view.
Yeah, good idea!
[engine revving]
Yeah!
Let's go!
Whoo-hoo!
I can see everything better
from up here.
Wait. [gasps]
There's something
small and yellow
behind that garbage can
down there.
This is really
out of place here.
-[squeaks]
-It's gotta be a clue.
[quacks]
Great job, Bibi.
Hmm.
A rubber ducky, an umbrella
and a fancy button?
None of those are things
Harley Quinn would have.
Let's try to match them up
to another villain.
BC, show us
the villain files, please.
Accessing villain files.
[Redbird] Nope.
It's not Harley.
[Bibi] The Joker doesn't
use rubber duckies.
[Redbird] Toyman doesn't
have an umbrella.
[Bibi] Oh, but
The Penguin does.
And he wears fancy clothes
with fancy buttons.
[Redbird] And he loves
rubber duckies.
The Penguin stole the trophy!
[both gasp] Batman's chasing
the wrong villain.
[tires screeching]
-[tires screech]
-Hey!
Who put this brick wall here?
It's over, Harley.
It's not over
till the cute lady sings.
[vocalizes in high pitch]
-[glass shatters]
-[man] Hey!
I'm tellin' ya,
you got the wrong crook.
I didn't do anything.
I'm not saying you did.
Yet. I just want to talk.
Yeah, sure. Talk.
The next thing I know,
you're slappin'
the Bat-cuffs on me.
I'm not lettin' you
-take me in.
-[fight bell dings]
If you're innocent,
-you have nothing to
-[phone rings]
What is it? I'm kind of in
the middle of something.
I have new evidence
for you to see, Batman.
The Penguin.
[grumbles] New evidence
has come to light.
It shows The Penguin
actually stole the trophy.
Ha! See? I'm just
a sweet and innocent citizen.
Not quite.
You were still speeding.
Yeah, okay. You got me there.
-[phone beeps]
-[Batcomputer] Batman,
I've located The Penguin.
He's at Harley's Arcade.
What?
[The Penguin] While Batman's
off chasing Harley,
thinking she stole this trophy,
I sneak into her arcade
and steal all
of her trophies, too.
Kudos to me, this is
my best plan ev Ah!
[objects clattering]
I've got a bigger
prize for you, Penguin.
Wah!
Oh, no! Whoa!
A one-way ticket to jail!
Batman and I
are bringin' you in.
That sounded
really weird, right?
Super weird.
-[groans]
-[police siren blaring]
-[penguin cackling]
-[crashes]
Wah, wah, wah.
Great job finding
the real trophy thief, Red.
Hate to admit it,
but I guess you were right.
We shouldn't have
assumed Harley did it.
Well, Bibi helped me
investigate, too.
We're a great detective team.
Oh, I agree. I agree.
Great job.
Now, if you really wanna
solve a big case,
find that missing puzzle piece!
We've looked everywhere.
I think it's lost forever.
Never jump to conclusions.
Right, Detective Redbird?
Right, Detective Bibi.
[chuckles] Found it.
Your troubles are
all behind you. [chuckles]
Ooh! [laughs] Oops.
Uh, thanks, Bibi.
Finally.
-[clicks]
-We did it.
-Fifty kitties.
-[fireworks blast]
-[all cheering]
-[meows]
[MOE] Ready, set, go!
Let's go! Hyah!
[grunting]
Nailed it.
Hah!
[grunting] Hah!
Come on!
Yeah! Look at that time.
Twenty-two seconds.
A new Bat-Agility
Course record!
Sweet.
Okay, Buff, it's your turn.
See if you can beat my time.
And not knock anything over.
I'm gonna crush it!
Ready Set. Go.
-[engine revs]
-Yeah! [laughs]
Dodge the flags. [laughs]
Now skip the ropes.
Yes! Now, let's own this maze.
Turn, turn.
Turn it. Done!
Well, you crushed it,
all right.
[Buff sighs] Sorry.
Well, did I
at least do it fast?
How was my time, MOE?
MOE?
Oh, you were fast, all right.
MOE. Are you okay?
Oh, you bet. A little duct tape
and I'll be as good as
almost new.
Aw, I'm sorry.
I'm so clumsy.
All the time
bash, clang, squoosh.
I'm just too big,
is what it is.
Too big and clumsy and big.
You're not too big.
You're Buff-sized.
[alarm beeping]
[Batcomputer] Batman.
Someone is stealing
a huge excavator
at the Cobblepot
construction site.
Riddler could dig up a lot of
trouble with that thing.
I'll need some
muscle to stop him.
The Bat-Truck is ready to go
when you are, Batman.
[Batman] Excellent.
[grunts]
Ah-ha, Batman! Riddle me this.
What do you get when you cross
a brilliant villain
with a great big shovel
and a flying mouse?
-[Batman grumbles]
-A bat-tastrophe!
[laughing]
Get it? It's "catastrophe,"
but instead of "cat,"
I said "bat."
[groans]
[laughing maniacally]
[continues laughing]
If that's how you want to play.
The steering is stiff.
[gasps]
Oh, ho, ho,
it's a whole bat-alogue
of disasters.
Get it? Like, like, catalogue?
I get it, okay? I get it.
[Riddler in sing-song voice]
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah!
Can't catch me.
[gasps]
[clangs]
[grumbles]
[grunts]
Is this a bad time
for a riddle?
It is, actually.
To answer this riddle,
you don't need to be brainy.
Just look near the ocean
for the stuff that is grainy.
[laughing maniacally]
[grumbles]
[creaking loudly]
[clangs]
[Batman] Batcomputer
Nevermind.
Give the Bat-Truck
a full check-up.
The steering is off.
I'm going to get cleaned up.
Roger that.
Huh.
Everything looks a-okay to me.
What happened, Buff?
I just kept knocking things
over and breaking things,
and not stuff I was
supposed to break.
Hey, that could
happen to anyone.
Well, not me, but anyone else.
You're our big guy, Buff.
We need your strength.
No one can take down
a wall like you do.
I don't wanna be
just the big guy.
I wanna be graceful
like Bibi and Batwing.
But I never will
because I'm big and clumsy.
You can be anything
you want, Buff.
It's up to you to decide.
But you have
to believe in yourself.
But how do I do that?
How do I get more graceful?
You can do it.
Buff, you just need
a little more confidence.
I can help with that.
That's nice. But I can't fly.
No, but you can
do the next best thing.
You can dance.
I'm going to teach you
some ballet.
Ballet? Like, uh,
dancing ballet, ballet?
Yes! It'll help you
be more graceful.
Excellent idea, Batwing.
They use ballet
to help big football players
become lighter on their feet.
So why not you, Buff?
Lighter on their feet?
It means more graceful.
Come on.
We'll have you light
on your wheels in no time.
You're feeling
Big and clumsy ♪
Like you've got
Three left wheels ♪
Believe me when I tell you ♪
I know just how you feel ♪
Always bashing and
Smashing and trashing things ♪
Now what's a truck to do? ♪
You can be nimble ♪
Just use this trick ♪
It's what all
The big guys do ♪
Do a monster truck ballet ♪
Get up on your tippy treads ♪
A monster truck ballet ♪
Stretch out
Your big flatbed ♪
A monster truck ballet ♪
Twirl and leap and bow ♪
A monster truck ballet ♪
You're a nimble pick-up now ♪
Monster truck ballet ♪
Tough but agile too ♪
A monster truck ballet ♪
Will bring out
The best in you ♪
I feel so much
more graceful now.
Ah. Thanks, Wing.
Got to figure out
what the Riddler's up to.
Batcomputer,
show me a playback
of his last riddle.
To answer this riddle,
you don't need to be brainy.
Just look near the ocean
for the stuff that is grainy.
Riddler's off his game.
It's too easy.
The answer's sand.
And where is there
a lot of sand in Gotham?
Uh, a sand museum?
A sand library?
I know. A sand skyscraper.
[grumbles]
What?
I can't be the only one
who's been to the sand museum.
Gotham Point Beach.
The annual sand castle contest
is taking place there tomorrow.
[Batman] Riddler must be
planning to use
the stolen excavator
to ruin the contest.
I wouldn't put it past him.
The Bat-Truck is buffed up
and ready to go, Batman.
Let's move.
[beeping]
Hmm.
I can see my house from here.
So many things to squoosh.
Feeling jittery, Buff?
Yeah. You know
what sand castles are made of?
Sand.
Well, what if I smush 'em all?
What if I'm not
graceful enough?
Just remember your
ballet training, Buff.
You can do this.
-You can be
-Light on my wheels.
Right. Thanks, BC.
The Riddler.
He's gonna destroy
the sand castles.
Got to beat him there.
Light on my wheels.
Light on my wheels.
[gasps]
Hmm. Steering is better.
Time to level
the playing field.
[gasps] Batman solved
my riddle.
Why am I surprised?
He does it every time.
-[clicks]
-[whirring]
Light on my wheels.
Light on my wheels.
What?
[clangs]
Huh?
Ha, huh?
[groans]
Time to turn in your
shovel and pail, Riddler.
My sand castle is so much
better than those sand shacks.
[sighs]
I just wanted to
make extra sure
I'd win by plowing
them all over.
[sighs]
Ah! Let's go.
I have sand in my shoes.
[siren wailing]
Nice job with the
steering adjustments, MOE.
Couldn't have saved
the sand castles without it.
[Batmobile] All right, Buff.
You're up again.
Show us what you've got.
[ballet music playing]
[chuckles]
Whoa!
-Turn and done!
-[Batmobile] Nice.
-[Batwing] Wow, look at you!
-[Redbird] Good job, Buff!
-[Bibi] Way to go!
-I'm light on my wheels.
Hey! You completely
missed me that time.
Did you all see that?
Buff completely [grunts]
Just to be clear,
that was me, not him.
Wasn't his fault.
[all laughing]
Batwheels ♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
They've got Batman's back ♪
Batwheels ♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪