Bunnicula (2016) s01e11 Episode Script

1
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNARLS)
(LAUGHS)
Whoa, that's awesome, Chester.
-Um What is it?
-(SOFTLY) Try not to talk,
Harold.
This house of cards
is the most important,
amazing thing I've ever done
and even the slightest
wisp of air
can cause it to avalanche.
Easy, Chester. Easy
(BUNNICULA SCREAMS)
(SCATTING)
Bunnicula
(COOING)
All right, what are you
up to this time?
-Hiding something?
-Mmm-mmm.
Oh, no! You're not sneaking
anything past me.
(GRUNTING) It's probably
a cursed penny
or evil pumpkin seeds. Oh!
-(LOCUSTS BUZZING)
-(SCREAMS) Locusts!
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHS) Good one, Bunnic.
-(BUNNICULA LAUGHS)
-You little miscreant!
One of these days
I'm gonna get some leverage.
And then maybe
we'll finally have some order
in this little
house of horrors.
Hey, guys. Check out this cool
plant I found
in the darkest corner
of Paladory's shop.
It was so sad and lonely.
So we're gonna give
it a new home.
Now we can replace
the lame cactus
with the old man face.
(COUGHS)
Aw, Dusty.
Ugh! That new plant
is weird looking.
(GASPS) Wait a minute.
Just imagine what'll happen
when Bunnicula gets
his fangs on that.
Hmm. Well, this time
I'll be able to prepare.
(CHESTER SPITS)
TOY: (SQUEAKS) Let's play.
Wow, Chester, you look
like an astro-spaceman dude.
(WHISPERS)
Here he comes, Harold.
Brace yourself.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Huh?
(SCREAMING)
(BUNNICULA MUMBLING)
(SCREAMING)
Wait. A plant Bunnicula
is afraid of.
Well, it seems the tables
have turned.
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
(PLANT LAUGHS EVILLY)
(GROANS)
(BUNNICULA SIGHS)
Say, Bunnicula
Remember the time
you replaced my hands
with hissing tarantulas?
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS) Yeah.
Plant!
(BUNNICULA EXCLAIMS)
(LAUGHS)
Oh, plant,
you and I are gonna
scare Bunnicula
so nasty.
(BUNNICULA PURRS)
(SCREAMS)
-(LAUGHING)
-(PLANT BURPS)
(GASPS)
Hmm?
-(SCREAMS)
-(LAUGHS)
-(LOCUST BUZZING)
-(PLANT MUNCHING)
(PANTING)
(SCREAMS)
(PANTS)
(SCREAMS)
-(LAUGHS)
-(PLANT SNARLING)
-(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
-(SCREAMS)
(PLANT MUNCHING)
(LAUGHS)
All right, next.
I'm thinking we'll hit him
where he sleeps.
We're gonna pop out
of Bunnicula's slumbering tomb
shrieking at the top
of our lungs!
(LAUGHS)
Like when he filled
my pillow with screaming moss.
It'll be so ironic!
(PLANT GROWLS)
Hey, hey, hey!
Pay attention to my
awesome revenge ideas.
(SNARLS)
What? You've already
eaten all the cold cuts
and processed meat.
Do you want a little sunlight?
(SHRIEKS)
Okay, okay, jeez. No sunlight.
Man!
What kind of a plant are you?
I mean, what do you want?
Oh, I see.
You're sketching new ideas.
Good thinking.
Visuals are always helpful.
Um, I don't understand.
Why did you draw Mina?
You want Mina
to go to the store?
(STUTTERS)
What are you getting at?
And, uh, where did
that chalk board come from?
Want
Eat
Nina.
Nina? Oh!
(LAUGHS) For a second
I thought you meant
you wanted to eat Mina.
Wait a minute.
Nina is one letter off
from Mina.
And plants
aren't good spellers.
(MUNCHES)
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
Oh. (LAUGHS) Oh
(LAUGHS) Um
Hey, Bunnicula.
Um, you know that
creepy little plant
with a faint smile
that only eats meat
and doesn't like sunlight?
(LAUGHS SHEEPISHLY)
I'm sure you do
because I've been scaring you
pretty good with it
and you're not afraid
of anything
which, uh, I, I guess
says a lot actually.
Um, it turns out
it's dangerous!
(SIGHS)
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
I know, I know.
In hindsight, I should've
known that it was dangerous.
Oh, my, gosh. Mina!
MINA: (SINGING)
I love you more than
Abstract art
-(PLANT GROWLS)
- And I love you more than
Impressionist art
Harmony
(GRUNTS)
(CHESTER GROANS)
(SCREAMING)
(HISSES)
(PANTING)
(STRAINING)
(SCREAMS)
(PANTING) What?
(SNARLS)
Whoa! Bunnicula, is that you?
I don't understand
what you want?
(GROWLS)
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
You want me to go
to the store?
(SCREAMS)
(PANTS) Fertilizer
Watering can!
Uh, genetically modified
Super Grow!
Oh, Chester!
Why do you do
this to yourself?
(GROWLS)
(SCREAMS)
Help, Harold!
Where are you?
(LAUGHS)
They're still in the house.
-(GROWLS)
-(SCREAMS)
Okay, okay. I'm sorry.
I know I shouldn't
have meddled
with unnatural forces.
I was just so tired
of being the victim.
And I guess I can be
pretty uptight and
(SIGHS)
maybe a little insecure.
-(GROWLS)
-Let me finish.
Bunnicula, you're a plant
monster now
and probably
can't understand this, but
I admit, I took things too far
and in a way I
became the real monster.
You know what?
There's some things I need
to get off my chest.
Sometimes I hide
or throw away the carrots.
I don't even know why.
I get the same impulse
when I scratch
the carpet by the door.
I chew on the newspaper bag
and hide it by Harold's bowl
so it looks like he did it.
(GROANS)
I'm a damaged individual.
I mean, cats in general
are notoriously high-strung.
I've probably spent
four of my nine lives
just coping with
the stress already.
(SIGHS) Can I be blamed
for needing an outlet?
So that's the real me,
Bunnicula.
I just thought you should
know what you're about to eat.
And I don't know if the
part of you I call
"My friend" is there but
But just know that
at the end of the day
we're family.
And I (COUGHS) love you.
(INHALES DEEPLY)
Whenever you're ready.
(SNORES)
(YAWNS) Oh, hey, Chester.
You've been talking
for nine hours.
Look, it's morning.
(SCREAMS)
(LAUGHS)
Yeah, plants love sunlight.
(SHRIEKS)
(SCREAMS)
I'm so, so sorry, Bunnicula.
I never should have tormented
you with that plant.
I had no idea
it would go this far.
Just, please, please
be okay, buddy.
(GROANS)
Hello there.
Phew! You guys don't think
it will re-spawn itself,
do you?
(LOCUSTS BUZZING)
Wow! Uh
Never mind I guess.
How ironic.
Do you even know
what ironic means?
Nope. Isn't that ironic?
(YAWNS)
(GASPS) Oh, man!
I forget to water
the plant for one night
and it's dried to oblivion
and ravaged by locusts.
I am not good at plants.
Heh.
Good thing none of you guys
are plants, am I right?
(GAGS)
Well, Mr. Old Man Cactus,
I guess you really
are the plant for me
as you are impossible to kill.
Yay! Dusty's back.
(COUGHS)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)