Crawford (2018) s01e11 Episode Script
He's Bending Again
1 (Voice) Previously on "Crawford": We got a heads up, there'll likely be an arrest warrant for Manny today or tomorrow.
(DOOR RATTLES) I have to keep this out of court.
I've agreed to pay them.
No? (VOICE) I'll prove they framed you.
Owen, Manny's life, Manny's way.
Did you sleep with my boyfriend? Wendy, don't ask that question.
- Darren, shut up.
- I did.
I'm so sorry.
I just wanna see the cereal on the shelf, surrounded by people, just loving it.
But unfortunately your cereal is not happening at retail.
You gotta go.
Please, collect your things, all right? If you wanna take the Rockaberry Wheat Drone, take it.
Do whatever you want with it.
BRIAN: Faulty installation of one-way doors.
There are more racoons than ever.
Don was late and appeared high, nervous, and disoriented.
(RACCOONS CHIRP) - I'm hungry, thank you.
- Don, what are you eating? I'm eating a sandwich, Wendy.
Ugh! Hey, I hear that the reviews for Wheat Rock Drones are in.
Let's read a few.
(BABY COOS) (READS) "Wheat Rock Drones.
Exciting toy, boring cereal.
Wheat Rock Drones has a lot going for it with the amazing drone, but the taste sends the cereal crashing back down to Earth.
" That's not good, I don't think.
Okay, let's check this out.
(BABY COOS) - (SPEAKING JAPANESE) - (CHEERS) (SPEAKING JAPANESE) Oh my gosh.
(SPEAKING JAPANESE) (LAUGHING) Check it out.
Hmm.
2.
6 million views.
CYNTHIA: Signed by Sunbeam and Raisin.
Ha.
I'm sorry, Mom, I feel like it's my fault that Sunbeam and Raisin can't come home.
'Cause of all the raccoons.
Seriously there are way more raccoons now than before.
- I know.
- Way more.
Yeah, I know.
Wendy was almost attacked by one, and one of the little freaks bit Brian.
I'm sorry, little freaks, is that what we're calling people now? Little freaks? I'm sorry, I know you care about them, so Look I don't deny that there are not more raccoons than there were before, but I will deal with this today, I will sort this out.
I promise.
You know what, your Dad and I have been talking about this, and we don't think you should deal with this anymore.
We hired professionals.
They're coming in today; they'll deal with the situation.
Professionals? How is that supposed to make me feel? Professionals! Look, I can do this.
I don't think you understand that you're going to cause them more stress by bringing in someone new.
Whoa! Stress out the raccoons? Yes.
Yeah, you know what, maybe those guys should get stressed out and get the hell out of our house.
You're eating food that they drag in for you! - You got food poisoning! - You don't that for you don't know, you don't understand what took place.
- (DOORBELL RINGS) - I got it! Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad! I got it! I got it.
Hello, thank you very much.
My robotics book just came in.
I'm going to go to the mall, find a good place to read it.
- (DOOR CLOSES) - Woo! He's bending again.
I'm sorry.
I understand where you're coming from, okay? I give you my word, I'm not gonna go near any more raccoons.
- Okay.
Love you.
- Love you.
(VOICE) Raccoons are not people, - and fix the walls today.
- Okay.
(FOOTSTEPS THUD) (GARAGE DOOR WHIRS OPENS) (BEEP) (GARAGE DOOR WHIRS CLOSED) Ah, this is the street.
I'll get out here.
Owen, please, please be careful with this money drop-off.
I-I can't believe Manny's gotta pay these d-bags 60 grand.
SHELLERS: Cynthia! Cynthia, get over here! - Hi, Owen! - Hey - I cannot wait to show you this video! Wow, Shellers, you're so full of energy.
Okay! Cynthia, you are going to flip your cereal bowl when you see this video! (RACCOON CHIRPS) (RUMMAGING SOUNDS) Quig? Quig.
Quigster? Quigley? And descendants of Quigley.
If you can hear me, there is a bad man coming.
He would like to trap you and take you away.
There is nothing I can do.
My family's scared of you.
You cannot try to bite my brother.
He is the one who is losing his head fur.
Or my sister, the one with the yellow head fur.
Quigley, you must hear me now.
I'm going to do everything I can to stop this man, but you have to be careful.
(ENGINE RUMBLES) Stop, stop, okay.
Oh, that's great.
Owen, so good to see you.
Did you bring my hair products and cologne? (VOICE) Focus and collect yourself.
There's a place up ahead.
Manny's way, right? Okay, I gotta get cleaned up.
(ENGINE RUMBLES) All right, it's somewhere around here.
- Not here.
- No.
Let's do this, boys, let's do this.
Let's get paid.
All right, all right, I got it.
(MANNY MAKES BIRDCALL) Come on.
- That's a nice looking shirt.
- Thank you.
(VOICE) That's $60,000.
Make the call.
(DIALLING BEEPS) Dealmaker day, Owen.
Yes, hello, this is Dallas Fraser, I'm calling regarding my clients, Clyde and Baker Everley.
Hm, the plaintiffs on file against and accused arsonist who burnt my clients' pickup truck, yes.
They would like to drop all formal charges.
No, just not pursuing it at this time.
I trust that won't be a problem.
Thank you.
Done.
Okay, what is this? Hey, let go of the cash, old man! Don't make us get physical again! Ow! Ow! Ow! Hey! Hey! Stay back! Okay, listen, game the bag of money or I'm gonna call my friend back downtown, okay? Sir, sir? Sir, you're misfiring.
The injury? Remember we, remember we said we're gonna give them the money? - Manny! - Sir, give then the money, sir! - Manny! - Yeah.
We had a deal, okay? Let's settle this honourably.
Honourably? There is nothing honourable about what you've done to me, or to my family.
You men have no honour.
- Okay.
- You have no honour.
Let me tell you what's honourable.
I'm trying to save him from going to court, and you from going to jail, but you know, if you don't want that, I'll see you in court, - and I will see you in jail.
- Hey! What are you - Just come on! - (VOICE) Money for camera.
What? (VOICE) Money for camera.
No way! Hey, it's 60 grand.
Give him the frickin' camera.
You owe me.
Hey! Don't do anything tricky, old man.
Same time.
Hand in hand.
Here you go.
- (OPENS ZIPPER) - Oh yeah! You know what, I'm gettin' some new jeans, this guy's gettin' a new truck.
- Money! Money! - Wooo! - Okay.
- (CHEERING) You had me worried for a second.
Uh, this is over, right? It is over.
Okay, it is over.
It is over.
- This isn't over yet.
- Oh, it's not over yet.
The kid's so cute! And the drone is flying perfectly.
Really, 3.
8 million views.
People are going crazy for it.
Cats are going crazy for it.
Children are going crazy for it.
Japan is going crazy for this.
Your drones have achieved cult status, Cynthia.
What if I went on that show as a guest, and I talked about our drones, the cereal - Okay.
- the whole concept.
Is that a crazy idea? Do you think they'd be into that? I think it's gonna work.
Just let me find a contact email.
- Let's do this thing.
- Love you, Shellers! We're big in Japan! (VAN RUMBLES UP) (ENGINE SHUTS OFF, DOORS OPEN AND SHUT) Hi there, I'm Don.
- Hey, how's it goin'? - Don't care.
Do you uh, answer your phone? Did you get my message? - Uh, no.
- Because I called to say that the raccoons are gone, so we actually, no we don't need your services anymore, we don't need the Raccoon-a nators, which is a dumb name.
You're gonna take your things, you're gonna go.
Uh, you were the guy I was told would come out and tell me the raccoons were gone and that - What are you doing? - No, you're gonna leave.
You're gonna leave now, okay? Now! You're going to go.
I will bite you.
(HISSES) Just relax! You know what, you need to be removed from here, okay? Go! Go! Go! (HISSES) Go! Go! - I'm going! I'm going! - That's right.
But I'm gonna have to call your mother! Go! (BAG THUDS) (MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYS) (BAG THUDS) BRIAN: Excuse me, hi.
Daniel.
Hi.
- Daniel.
Nice to meet you.
- Hi.
So, what are you both doing at the mall? Hangin' out.
You and I have been through being on and off forever.
- No, oh my god.
- Promise I will make it up to you.
- Wendy - You're in a mall.
- This is a food court.
- This is our food court.
I learned the hard way that I need to protect our love.
So Wendy, will you BRIAN: No! No! No! No! No! No! What the hell, dude? - What the hell? - The hell is this? What kinda scam are you tryin' to pull on my sister? Hey Brian, what's um, what um Listen, I'm just gonna address the elephant in the room here, 'cause I can't stop looking at it.
What is up with the wig, dude? No, I'm gonna address the dumber elephant in the room, Cox.
Are you seriously proposing to my sister? Okay, okay, Brian, you can't tell anybody that you saw Darren and I together.
You have to swear.
Only if you swear.
Both of you.
Not to tell anyone that you saw this.
Promise! - Fine.
Deal.
- What does this mean? Does this mean that you're leaving the house? Can't live at home forever, Brian.
Yes, you can.
Yes, you can, and yes, I will.
I'm livin' at home forever! (BAG THUDS) Where'd you get that? That's my jacket! I saw some punks with it.
I got it back for you.
- What's it worth? - Take this, and go.
Go! (POLICE SIREN WAILS) Married? Don's gone, Wendy's gone.
Just I'll show them! (PLANE ROARS OVERHEAD) (CRANKING) And that is it for us today, and we will leave you with a I can't do it.
Stupid Wendy.
3, 2, 1.
And that is it for us today, and we will leave you with a I can't see it! Fucking thing sucks! - I can't read it.
- MAN: What're you doing? Look away! I'm doing it live! Fuck it, I'll write it, and we'll do it live! (TIGHTENS WINCH) Doing it live! I'll write it, live! - MAN: Damn vandal! - WOMAN: Where's security? MAN: Call the proper authorities! WOMAN: Nice jacket.
POLICE: Hey.
(POLICE RADIO CHATTER) - Get on the ground! - Seriously? Come on.
You're making a mistake! It's not me! It wasn't me! Holy fuck! - (RINGING) - Okay, I think they're picking up.
CYNTHIA: You are awesome! (HORNS HONK, SIREN WAILS) - (BEEPS ON) - SHELLERS: Konnichiwa.
Hello, Cynthia! I'm Shellers, Cynthia's assistant.
I'm currently working from home today.
We'd like to know if you're interested in having an exclusive interview with Cynthia, creator of Wheat Rock Drones? We love to talk to Cynthia-son.
We can do a call and video chat.
Fantastic.
I can get our tech department to set that up.
- When were you thinking? - Today or tomorrow? Ooh, today is very busy.
- What time are you thinking? - In 2 hours? 2 hours, yeah, I think that could work.
- Okay, talk soon.
- We'll talk to you soon.
Domo arigato.
Domo arigato.
Here is what we found.
There are 29 photos from this card, but if we do this, you see those little white outlined squares? Those are all deleted pictures from that card.
And when we restored these deleted pictures, we found four photos that could be very interesting.
(CHUCKLES) Turns out these guys are even more stupid than we thought.
Dumb as it gets! The meta-data tells us that they were shot 3 hours after the pictures of Manny burning the truck.
Owen! We've got 'em cold! Sir, Lieutenant Grady, you, you are a beautiful man.
Thank you for having my back.
- So these photos all we need? - Yes Manny, uh - Great! - There is nothing to worry about.
- Everything's gonna be fine.
- Sir? They just picked up Brian for bending signs outside the Midtown Mall.
He was wearing a wig, but he asked us not to tell you, sir.
He's not gonna be booked, of course.
We put him through the drunk tank because he was really high.
So no charges, no record.
He's downstairs.
(VOICE) Pick up Cynthia, and bring her here in the Scout.
(CAT MEOWS) Okay.
Hair's lookin' good.
- Okay, we're all set, right? - Yup, you look amazing.
- You're Japan TV ready.
- Oh, thank you.
Yeah, uh huh, you bet.
So the host doesn't speak English, but her producer does and will translate for you.
- Great.
- (SIGHS) And Dev, thank you for being here on such short notice.
Anytime, guys.
Seriously, my schedule's wide open because I don't have a job, but that's not your fault.
I'm just so happy to be part of the dream team, guys.
- Thank you.
- Thank you, thank you.
ALL: Rockaberry Fruit Drones.
- (PHONE RINGS) - Oh.
Hello? Oh hi, Manfred, how are you? Oh my god! Okay, uh, I will tell her right away.
Okay, so, Manny's outside.
Brian's been arrested for bending signs at the mall.
Apparently he was high, and Owen is with him at the police station.
Oh, for fuck's sake, I've gotta go deal with this.
It's okay, we'll reschedule the Japan thing.
Yeah, yeah we'll reschedule.
It's gonna be fine.
You go deal with Brian.
- Okay, thank you.
- No problem.
I'll be I'll be right back.
(LOW HUM OF CHATTER) - Hey guys.
- Hey.
Manny, thank you.
Oh, are you kidding? My pleasure.
Brian, are you sure you're okay? - OFFICER: Owen! - Look, I'm fine okay, - but I got the jacket back.
- Oh, thank you.
Oh.
Okay.
(DOOR SLAMS) Thanks.
(DOOR SLAMS) So Brian, anything you wanna tell us? So the cops were right about someone bending signs at the mall, but it wasn't me.
It was it was some bum, okay, who also stole your jacket.
The people at the mall were saying he's the one who did it.
It wasn't me, it was him.
I don't bend signs, guys! I'm a good kid.
Mmhmm.
(ENGINE STARTS, RUMBLES OFF) She's beautiful.
Devon, why are you always making everything about you? It's not about you.
- (COMPUTER RINGS) - That's not what I meant.
Oh, uh, that's them.
I will just explain what happened.
Hello, can you hear me? Um, something came up, we'll need to reschedule.
Um, hello? What's going on? We've got their signal, our camera is green.
Oh my gosh! Am I on TV? (SPEAKING JAPANESE) Are we doing this live? (SPEAKING JAPANESE) - Hello? - Hello? (SPEAKING JAPANESE) Drone expensive? To be clear, I just work for Cynthia, but uh, this is Wheat Rock Drones.
Oh, I'm sorry, this is the old box.
This is when it was called Rockaberry Fruit Drones.
- (APPLAUSE) - Yeah okay.
(NERVOUS LAUGH) Um, Cynthia, my boss, missed the good old days when you would get a free toy inside every box of cereal, and dared to bring back toys to cereal.
(APPLAUSE) (HOST GIGGLING) Let me show you how the drone steers, using only your phone.
(DRONE BUZZES) (CAT MEOWS) (MEOW) (SPEAKING JAPANESE) - Liza Minelli-son.
- (APPLAUSE) PRODUCER: Ask a joke, you look like Liza Minelli-son.
No offence.
Oh, none taken.
We'd like to ship you some boxes.
Maybe you can have viewers win them in a contest? (SPEAKING JAPANESE) - (APPLAUSE) - HOST: Thank you, Cynthia! Thank you.
And sayonara.
(SHOW MUSIC PLAY, CLICKS OFF) - That was amazing.
- Was I just on TV? - You were just on TV.
- I was just on TV.
Oh my god! - Wow! - Just TV! - Yeah, what, congrats! - Okay, yeah.
Thank you for your hard work today.
- It was, yeah, no that was you.
- Appreciate it.
(EXHALES) (RACCOON CHIRPS) Okay.
This is hard for me to say, but you can't live here anymore, all right? I'm sorry.
I put holes at the back of the house, and you have to leave through those.
- (RACCOON CHIRPS) - No I didn't, I ate what you gave me, and it made me sick.
(RACCOON CHIRPS) I can't do this anymore, okay? I'm sorry.
Okay, you have to understand.
- Okay, understand Quigley.
- (RACCOON CHIRPS) I'll miss you.
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(DOOR RATTLES) I have to keep this out of court.
I've agreed to pay them.
No? (VOICE) I'll prove they framed you.
Owen, Manny's life, Manny's way.
Did you sleep with my boyfriend? Wendy, don't ask that question.
- Darren, shut up.
- I did.
I'm so sorry.
I just wanna see the cereal on the shelf, surrounded by people, just loving it.
But unfortunately your cereal is not happening at retail.
You gotta go.
Please, collect your things, all right? If you wanna take the Rockaberry Wheat Drone, take it.
Do whatever you want with it.
BRIAN: Faulty installation of one-way doors.
There are more racoons than ever.
Don was late and appeared high, nervous, and disoriented.
(RACCOONS CHIRP) - I'm hungry, thank you.
- Don, what are you eating? I'm eating a sandwich, Wendy.
Ugh! Hey, I hear that the reviews for Wheat Rock Drones are in.
Let's read a few.
(BABY COOS) (READS) "Wheat Rock Drones.
Exciting toy, boring cereal.
Wheat Rock Drones has a lot going for it with the amazing drone, but the taste sends the cereal crashing back down to Earth.
" That's not good, I don't think.
Okay, let's check this out.
(BABY COOS) - (SPEAKING JAPANESE) - (CHEERS) (SPEAKING JAPANESE) Oh my gosh.
(SPEAKING JAPANESE) (LAUGHING) Check it out.
Hmm.
2.
6 million views.
CYNTHIA: Signed by Sunbeam and Raisin.
Ha.
I'm sorry, Mom, I feel like it's my fault that Sunbeam and Raisin can't come home.
'Cause of all the raccoons.
Seriously there are way more raccoons now than before.
- I know.
- Way more.
Yeah, I know.
Wendy was almost attacked by one, and one of the little freaks bit Brian.
I'm sorry, little freaks, is that what we're calling people now? Little freaks? I'm sorry, I know you care about them, so Look I don't deny that there are not more raccoons than there were before, but I will deal with this today, I will sort this out.
I promise.
You know what, your Dad and I have been talking about this, and we don't think you should deal with this anymore.
We hired professionals.
They're coming in today; they'll deal with the situation.
Professionals? How is that supposed to make me feel? Professionals! Look, I can do this.
I don't think you understand that you're going to cause them more stress by bringing in someone new.
Whoa! Stress out the raccoons? Yes.
Yeah, you know what, maybe those guys should get stressed out and get the hell out of our house.
You're eating food that they drag in for you! - You got food poisoning! - You don't that for you don't know, you don't understand what took place.
- (DOORBELL RINGS) - I got it! Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad! I got it! I got it.
Hello, thank you very much.
My robotics book just came in.
I'm going to go to the mall, find a good place to read it.
- (DOOR CLOSES) - Woo! He's bending again.
I'm sorry.
I understand where you're coming from, okay? I give you my word, I'm not gonna go near any more raccoons.
- Okay.
Love you.
- Love you.
(VOICE) Raccoons are not people, - and fix the walls today.
- Okay.
(FOOTSTEPS THUD) (GARAGE DOOR WHIRS OPENS) (BEEP) (GARAGE DOOR WHIRS CLOSED) Ah, this is the street.
I'll get out here.
Owen, please, please be careful with this money drop-off.
I-I can't believe Manny's gotta pay these d-bags 60 grand.
SHELLERS: Cynthia! Cynthia, get over here! - Hi, Owen! - Hey - I cannot wait to show you this video! Wow, Shellers, you're so full of energy.
Okay! Cynthia, you are going to flip your cereal bowl when you see this video! (RACCOON CHIRPS) (RUMMAGING SOUNDS) Quig? Quig.
Quigster? Quigley? And descendants of Quigley.
If you can hear me, there is a bad man coming.
He would like to trap you and take you away.
There is nothing I can do.
My family's scared of you.
You cannot try to bite my brother.
He is the one who is losing his head fur.
Or my sister, the one with the yellow head fur.
Quigley, you must hear me now.
I'm going to do everything I can to stop this man, but you have to be careful.
(ENGINE RUMBLES) Stop, stop, okay.
Oh, that's great.
Owen, so good to see you.
Did you bring my hair products and cologne? (VOICE) Focus and collect yourself.
There's a place up ahead.
Manny's way, right? Okay, I gotta get cleaned up.
(ENGINE RUMBLES) All right, it's somewhere around here.
- Not here.
- No.
Let's do this, boys, let's do this.
Let's get paid.
All right, all right, I got it.
(MANNY MAKES BIRDCALL) Come on.
- That's a nice looking shirt.
- Thank you.
(VOICE) That's $60,000.
Make the call.
(DIALLING BEEPS) Dealmaker day, Owen.
Yes, hello, this is Dallas Fraser, I'm calling regarding my clients, Clyde and Baker Everley.
Hm, the plaintiffs on file against and accused arsonist who burnt my clients' pickup truck, yes.
They would like to drop all formal charges.
No, just not pursuing it at this time.
I trust that won't be a problem.
Thank you.
Done.
Okay, what is this? Hey, let go of the cash, old man! Don't make us get physical again! Ow! Ow! Ow! Hey! Hey! Stay back! Okay, listen, game the bag of money or I'm gonna call my friend back downtown, okay? Sir, sir? Sir, you're misfiring.
The injury? Remember we, remember we said we're gonna give them the money? - Manny! - Sir, give then the money, sir! - Manny! - Yeah.
We had a deal, okay? Let's settle this honourably.
Honourably? There is nothing honourable about what you've done to me, or to my family.
You men have no honour.
- Okay.
- You have no honour.
Let me tell you what's honourable.
I'm trying to save him from going to court, and you from going to jail, but you know, if you don't want that, I'll see you in court, - and I will see you in jail.
- Hey! What are you - Just come on! - (VOICE) Money for camera.
What? (VOICE) Money for camera.
No way! Hey, it's 60 grand.
Give him the frickin' camera.
You owe me.
Hey! Don't do anything tricky, old man.
Same time.
Hand in hand.
Here you go.
- (OPENS ZIPPER) - Oh yeah! You know what, I'm gettin' some new jeans, this guy's gettin' a new truck.
- Money! Money! - Wooo! - Okay.
- (CHEERING) You had me worried for a second.
Uh, this is over, right? It is over.
Okay, it is over.
It is over.
- This isn't over yet.
- Oh, it's not over yet.
The kid's so cute! And the drone is flying perfectly.
Really, 3.
8 million views.
People are going crazy for it.
Cats are going crazy for it.
Children are going crazy for it.
Japan is going crazy for this.
Your drones have achieved cult status, Cynthia.
What if I went on that show as a guest, and I talked about our drones, the cereal - Okay.
- the whole concept.
Is that a crazy idea? Do you think they'd be into that? I think it's gonna work.
Just let me find a contact email.
- Let's do this thing.
- Love you, Shellers! We're big in Japan! (VAN RUMBLES UP) (ENGINE SHUTS OFF, DOORS OPEN AND SHUT) Hi there, I'm Don.
- Hey, how's it goin'? - Don't care.
Do you uh, answer your phone? Did you get my message? - Uh, no.
- Because I called to say that the raccoons are gone, so we actually, no we don't need your services anymore, we don't need the Raccoon-a nators, which is a dumb name.
You're gonna take your things, you're gonna go.
Uh, you were the guy I was told would come out and tell me the raccoons were gone and that - What are you doing? - No, you're gonna leave.
You're gonna leave now, okay? Now! You're going to go.
I will bite you.
(HISSES) Just relax! You know what, you need to be removed from here, okay? Go! Go! Go! (HISSES) Go! Go! - I'm going! I'm going! - That's right.
But I'm gonna have to call your mother! Go! (BAG THUDS) (MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYS) (BAG THUDS) BRIAN: Excuse me, hi.
Daniel.
Hi.
- Daniel.
Nice to meet you.
- Hi.
So, what are you both doing at the mall? Hangin' out.
You and I have been through being on and off forever.
- No, oh my god.
- Promise I will make it up to you.
- Wendy - You're in a mall.
- This is a food court.
- This is our food court.
I learned the hard way that I need to protect our love.
So Wendy, will you BRIAN: No! No! No! No! No! No! What the hell, dude? - What the hell? - The hell is this? What kinda scam are you tryin' to pull on my sister? Hey Brian, what's um, what um Listen, I'm just gonna address the elephant in the room here, 'cause I can't stop looking at it.
What is up with the wig, dude? No, I'm gonna address the dumber elephant in the room, Cox.
Are you seriously proposing to my sister? Okay, okay, Brian, you can't tell anybody that you saw Darren and I together.
You have to swear.
Only if you swear.
Both of you.
Not to tell anyone that you saw this.
Promise! - Fine.
Deal.
- What does this mean? Does this mean that you're leaving the house? Can't live at home forever, Brian.
Yes, you can.
Yes, you can, and yes, I will.
I'm livin' at home forever! (BAG THUDS) Where'd you get that? That's my jacket! I saw some punks with it.
I got it back for you.
- What's it worth? - Take this, and go.
Go! (POLICE SIREN WAILS) Married? Don's gone, Wendy's gone.
Just I'll show them! (PLANE ROARS OVERHEAD) (CRANKING) And that is it for us today, and we will leave you with a I can't do it.
Stupid Wendy.
3, 2, 1.
And that is it for us today, and we will leave you with a I can't see it! Fucking thing sucks! - I can't read it.
- MAN: What're you doing? Look away! I'm doing it live! Fuck it, I'll write it, and we'll do it live! (TIGHTENS WINCH) Doing it live! I'll write it, live! - MAN: Damn vandal! - WOMAN: Where's security? MAN: Call the proper authorities! WOMAN: Nice jacket.
POLICE: Hey.
(POLICE RADIO CHATTER) - Get on the ground! - Seriously? Come on.
You're making a mistake! It's not me! It wasn't me! Holy fuck! - (RINGING) - Okay, I think they're picking up.
CYNTHIA: You are awesome! (HORNS HONK, SIREN WAILS) - (BEEPS ON) - SHELLERS: Konnichiwa.
Hello, Cynthia! I'm Shellers, Cynthia's assistant.
I'm currently working from home today.
We'd like to know if you're interested in having an exclusive interview with Cynthia, creator of Wheat Rock Drones? We love to talk to Cynthia-son.
We can do a call and video chat.
Fantastic.
I can get our tech department to set that up.
- When were you thinking? - Today or tomorrow? Ooh, today is very busy.
- What time are you thinking? - In 2 hours? 2 hours, yeah, I think that could work.
- Okay, talk soon.
- We'll talk to you soon.
Domo arigato.
Domo arigato.
Here is what we found.
There are 29 photos from this card, but if we do this, you see those little white outlined squares? Those are all deleted pictures from that card.
And when we restored these deleted pictures, we found four photos that could be very interesting.
(CHUCKLES) Turns out these guys are even more stupid than we thought.
Dumb as it gets! The meta-data tells us that they were shot 3 hours after the pictures of Manny burning the truck.
Owen! We've got 'em cold! Sir, Lieutenant Grady, you, you are a beautiful man.
Thank you for having my back.
- So these photos all we need? - Yes Manny, uh - Great! - There is nothing to worry about.
- Everything's gonna be fine.
- Sir? They just picked up Brian for bending signs outside the Midtown Mall.
He was wearing a wig, but he asked us not to tell you, sir.
He's not gonna be booked, of course.
We put him through the drunk tank because he was really high.
So no charges, no record.
He's downstairs.
(VOICE) Pick up Cynthia, and bring her here in the Scout.
(CAT MEOWS) Okay.
Hair's lookin' good.
- Okay, we're all set, right? - Yup, you look amazing.
- You're Japan TV ready.
- Oh, thank you.
Yeah, uh huh, you bet.
So the host doesn't speak English, but her producer does and will translate for you.
- Great.
- (SIGHS) And Dev, thank you for being here on such short notice.
Anytime, guys.
Seriously, my schedule's wide open because I don't have a job, but that's not your fault.
I'm just so happy to be part of the dream team, guys.
- Thank you.
- Thank you, thank you.
ALL: Rockaberry Fruit Drones.
- (PHONE RINGS) - Oh.
Hello? Oh hi, Manfred, how are you? Oh my god! Okay, uh, I will tell her right away.
Okay, so, Manny's outside.
Brian's been arrested for bending signs at the mall.
Apparently he was high, and Owen is with him at the police station.
Oh, for fuck's sake, I've gotta go deal with this.
It's okay, we'll reschedule the Japan thing.
Yeah, yeah we'll reschedule.
It's gonna be fine.
You go deal with Brian.
- Okay, thank you.
- No problem.
I'll be I'll be right back.
(LOW HUM OF CHATTER) - Hey guys.
- Hey.
Manny, thank you.
Oh, are you kidding? My pleasure.
Brian, are you sure you're okay? - OFFICER: Owen! - Look, I'm fine okay, - but I got the jacket back.
- Oh, thank you.
Oh.
Okay.
(DOOR SLAMS) Thanks.
(DOOR SLAMS) So Brian, anything you wanna tell us? So the cops were right about someone bending signs at the mall, but it wasn't me.
It was it was some bum, okay, who also stole your jacket.
The people at the mall were saying he's the one who did it.
It wasn't me, it was him.
I don't bend signs, guys! I'm a good kid.
Mmhmm.
(ENGINE STARTS, RUMBLES OFF) She's beautiful.
Devon, why are you always making everything about you? It's not about you.
- (COMPUTER RINGS) - That's not what I meant.
Oh, uh, that's them.
I will just explain what happened.
Hello, can you hear me? Um, something came up, we'll need to reschedule.
Um, hello? What's going on? We've got their signal, our camera is green.
Oh my gosh! Am I on TV? (SPEAKING JAPANESE) Are we doing this live? (SPEAKING JAPANESE) - Hello? - Hello? (SPEAKING JAPANESE) Drone expensive? To be clear, I just work for Cynthia, but uh, this is Wheat Rock Drones.
Oh, I'm sorry, this is the old box.
This is when it was called Rockaberry Fruit Drones.
- (APPLAUSE) - Yeah okay.
(NERVOUS LAUGH) Um, Cynthia, my boss, missed the good old days when you would get a free toy inside every box of cereal, and dared to bring back toys to cereal.
(APPLAUSE) (HOST GIGGLING) Let me show you how the drone steers, using only your phone.
(DRONE BUZZES) (CAT MEOWS) (MEOW) (SPEAKING JAPANESE) - Liza Minelli-son.
- (APPLAUSE) PRODUCER: Ask a joke, you look like Liza Minelli-son.
No offence.
Oh, none taken.
We'd like to ship you some boxes.
Maybe you can have viewers win them in a contest? (SPEAKING JAPANESE) - (APPLAUSE) - HOST: Thank you, Cynthia! Thank you.
And sayonara.
(SHOW MUSIC PLAY, CLICKS OFF) - That was amazing.
- Was I just on TV? - You were just on TV.
- I was just on TV.
Oh my god! - Wow! - Just TV! - Yeah, what, congrats! - Okay, yeah.
Thank you for your hard work today.
- It was, yeah, no that was you.
- Appreciate it.
(EXHALES) (RACCOON CHIRPS) Okay.
This is hard for me to say, but you can't live here anymore, all right? I'm sorry.
I put holes at the back of the house, and you have to leave through those.
- (RACCOON CHIRPS) - No I didn't, I ate what you gave me, and it made me sick.
(RACCOON CHIRPS) I can't do this anymore, okay? I'm sorry.
Okay, you have to understand.
- Okay, understand Quigley.
- (RACCOON CHIRPS) I'll miss you.
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