Dawn of the Croods (2015) s01e11 Episode Script

Most of our time in Ahhh! Valley is spent on just surviving.
But when there is a minute to relax, we like to play games.
As for making those games fun well, we still had work to do.
The Egg Toss.
Ahhh! Valley's favorite game.
Invented by that guy who hated eating eggs, the rules are simple.
Whichever team smashes the most eggs over the net takes home the golden shell.
You might as well hand it over right now.
It can live with the rest of my collection.
Hey, honey, uh, how's this look when I take my championship pose, huh? Oh-ho, great, Dad! Oh, and how 'bout I strike this pose when I join the team and help you guys win? That is so thoughtful, honey, but, you know, we already covered this.
There's no space on my team.
Besides, we don't need help.
My Caveman Crushers win every season.
Yeah, but I just wanna play.
Time to meet your two teams.
- First up, the Caveman Crushers.
- That's my cue! Thank you, thank you! I think you meant the "undefeated Caveman Crushers.
" Right, Ahhh! Valley? - Sure! Why not? - That is a true statement! - Cheering is fun! - Yeah! Start smashin' eggs! Whoo-hoo! Let's hear it for Grug, Amber Sulk, and the team's newest player, Moe the knuckle dragger.
Whoo, yeah! I hate eggs! And here's your uh, other team.
Your Liyote Uglies! Here's the rules.
No hitting below the pelt, no biting unless you're a liyote, and no peeing on the field, even if you are a liyote.
- All right, let's play.
- And egg's up! That's one point for the Crushers.
Mom, why don't you play Egg Toss? Well, winning the Egg Toss is your dad's thing, but I'll cheer him on every season, even if every single game is exactly the same.
- Don't you think it's exciting? - Thunk, I once saw a bear owl fight an albatroceros over a smelly carcass.
That was exciting.
This is more like watching a bear owl fight with a smelly carcass.
And another point for the Crushers.
Folks, it seems like, once again, the liyotes have no chance, not without a lot of help.
And thumbs.
They could really use thumbs.
"Help and thumbs"? I'm "help and thumbs"! Egg's up.
Hey, guys.
Can I join the team? - Eep, what are you doing? - I'm a Liyote Ugly! 1x11 - Friday Night Liyotes You, a Liyote Ugly?! But Eep, they can't talk.
They smell, they walk on all fours.
So does Sandy, but we play together all the time.
All right.
No, no, I don't I don't think you understand how this game works.
Okay, there's one good team that always wins and one bad team that always loses.
- So? - So, honey, that means you are gonna lose.
I don't care if we win or lose.
I just want to have fun.
If you think this is about fun, you do not understand Egg Toss.
Well, egg fans, this is a first.
There's a new Liyote on the field, and she walks on two legs.
Here comes the game whistle.
Ugh, this guy's killing me.
You're supposed to rile us up, not hose us down! Okay, Eep, but just so you know, I'm not gonna go easy on you.
That's okay, because although it may not look it, we Liyote Uglies have spirit and determination.
And bitey bugs.
Egg's up.
Okay, team, who's going for this egg? Call it.
Anyone? - My team is gonna need a time out.
- Uh, what team? Wait.
Come back! You're acting like you don't even know you're playing a sport! Well, guess that's game.
I'll take this.
I think I'll call you "new shiny thing.
" No, I'll find a new team.
I want another match! Fine.
We'll rematch tomorrow.
But good luck finding more liyotes who don't mind being pelted with eggs.
Uh Hmm.
Guys! I have one day to put a new Egg Toss team together, and I need players.
So who's with me? - I'll lose with you, Eep! - Uh, thanks, Lerk.
But who says we're gonna lose? Come on, guys.
Egg Toss is fun.
You get to run and dive and And the Crushers bash your face with eggs.
No, thanks.
- Womp, you in? - Mm, don't know if I can damage my reputation like that, Eep.
When the Liyote Uglies lose, that would make me a double loser.
Why does everyone care so much about winning and losing? What matters is that we get to play.
- Ooh, sounds fun to me.
- Munk, where did you come from? What do you mean? I've been hanging out with you guys all day.
- I had no idea you were even here.
- Yeah, that happens a lot.
All right, let's see what everyone's got.
All yours, Munk.
Munk? Munk? Munk! Maybe that can be useful.
Okay, Lerk, this is like that time you were petting that jackrobat.
Try to be softer.
Never mind.
Okay.
Womp, you're our secret weapon.
Ha! Because your talents are still a secret.
Even from me.
So, let's just play and play and play until we get better! I call it "practice.
" Wait.
Where are the liyotes? Why is Eep's team made up of people? We don't play against people.
We play against wild animals.
Doesn't Eep know they're supposed to be the bad team? How can a game be fun unless one team is totally dominating the other team? We can't have two good teams.
I mean, if they can win, and we can win, then, well, do we both win? No, no, no, no, no.
I mean, somebody has to lose! So Oh, no.
We could lose.
Hey, all right, who hurt Moe? Then Womp actually caught the egg.
And with his hands this time.
Oh, wow.
You guys sound not terrible.
Do you think you could even win? I don't know, but we're gonna have fun trying.
You're gonna try? Did you hear that, Mom? They are gonna try.
I could actually enjoy watching that.
A game where both teams try? I can't see it.
Well, there's my little game-changer.
Saw you out there today.
Looking good out there, Eep.
- Aw, really, Dad? - Yeah.
And great news.
Moe suffered a season-ending head bonk, so I need a replacement.
Uh, someone, say, yea high, with a spunky spirit and the last name "Crood.
" Me? Play for the Crushers? But I already have a team.
The Liyote Uglies.
Sure.
I know you're having fun, but hey, wouldn't it be even more fun to win one of these? I have always dreamed of winning one of those trophies.
They're worth nothing, yet mean so much.
No, no, no, I can't.
- I can't, I can't.
I can't.
- Fine.
Then if not for the Crushers or the shiny eggs, how about for your dad, huh? Do it for me, Eep.
It'll be fun.
Aw, who am I kidding? I can't say no to that voice.
I wanna be a Caveman Crusher! Whoo! Did you hear that, Mom? Wonderful, Eep.
With you, the Crushers can't lose.
Well, there goes my hope of an exciting Egg season.
That's why I never hope.
I've seen a lot of Egg Toss, but today's game is the first one I want to see.
So everyone, please join me in a polite cheer of excitement Scram, yappie.
You can talk, but I can work a crowd.
Are you ready for some Egg Toss, sports fans?! Let's watch the Caveman Crushers kick some Liyote Ugly tail! Give me a hoo-rah! Hoo-rah! Hey, no eating the game eggs.
There's our Eep.
The Eepster! The girl who puts the other team in Eep trouble.
- Let's hustle, Eep.
- Wait.
I see what's going on here.
Okay, yes, I'm playing with the Crushers now.
Oh.
I was gonna say surprise party for me.
- Oh, well, this is much worse.
- Yeah, Eep.
How can we play without our best friend? I mean, best player? No, don't worry.
The game will be more fun this way.
Besides, Old Grr can take my place.
Okay, now have fun out there, guys.
And remember, game faces on.
Cool.
New player.
How's your defense? Okay, team, play hard, play strong, and most importantly, win! Quit yakkin', start tossin'! Game on! Egg's up! Whoo! Good toss, honey.
Ha, thanks, Dad! And crack goes the eggshell.
That's point one for the Caveman Crushers.
Here come the ball girls.
Aw.
Egg's up! Whoa! Egg's up! Egg's up! Whoo-hoo! Take that, you! Dad, that's my friend.
Oh.
Take that, Eep's friend! And the Crushers take a clear lead with four points in a row.
Whoo! You see that score, honey? I sure did, Grug.
Just like I saw you smash eggs last season and the season before that, and the season before that and the season before that.
Yeah! Okay, you're up, Eep.
Come on, smash it in their faces, sweetie.
No mercy.
Roar! This clean-up might be a while.
We're takin' a break! Thunk, a little break music.
Yeah! Looking good out there, Crushers.
One more point and we're champs again! Eep, you ready to become a winner? Stop, stop it! Actually, I'm going back to the Liyote Uglies.
That's the Wait, what? I know they may not be winners, but they're fun to play with.
But Eep.
You are walking away from a guaranteed victory here.
If you do this, we we are not gonna go easy on you.
Wouldn't be any fun if you did.
Hi, Eep.
How's it going? - I hope it's going bad.
- We've moved on, Eep.
Meet my new best friend, Grr.
Great Eep impression, Grr.
Sorry, guys.
I guess the idea of being a Crusher made me forget what I really wanted.
So, can I be a Liyote Ugly again? Grug daughter on wrong side of net.
What about Grug other, slower daughter? First of all, that's my son.
Second of all, I've already got a new player.
Our old new player, Moe.
How's the head, buddy? That's the spirit! See, we don't need Eep.
We are winners! With a huge lead, it looks like the Caveman Crushers have another win coming their way.
The Liyote Uglies don't stand a Wait.
Where are the Uglies? Aw, too bad.
That means the game's over? Crushers win again.
Yay! Okay, Thunk, find Eep.
- We're getting outta here.
- Found her.
So, now it's a game? Whoo-hoo! All right, Uglies! Way not to play dead! Bring it on, Eep.
I don't know what "it" is, but consider it brought.
Win or lose, let's just have fun! We have fans? That's awesome! Egg's up! Eggs never fly this way before.
Uh, what do we do?! Uh, well, I guess we hit it back.
Yeah! This is the greatest moment in sport history! Wow! Here are words I never thought I'd say: One point for the Liyote Uglies.
Fun fact: this is gonna make my son-in-law, Grug, absolutely furious.
Way to go, Uglies! Yes! One point! That means we're losing by one less point.
Hit my hand.
I don't know why.
I think it's gonna feel awesome.
Huh? Ah! Yeah! - Lerk.
- Huh.
Huh? Huh? What was that?! Liyote team score point.
Liyote team pretty good.
They're not supposed to score.
That's not how One team is good and the other team is Egg's up! You need your eyes checked.
Amber deserved that.
Egg's up! Watch Munk.
He's on the left.
Uh Where am I? Seriously, where am I? I lost myself for a moment.
Okay, Womp, just go out there and try to tap into your secret talent, whatever that might be.
You suck eggs.
Too bad you can't throw 'em! You sorry sons of primates got nothin' on this.
Womp style! Womp, I believe I underestimated you.
The words that came out of your mouth they're rotten.
Yeah.
My mom calls it my "trash talk.
" - Is that my talent? - You bet.
Unbelievable! The score is Caveman Crushers, five, Liyote Uglies, four.
The Liyotes are one point away from tying this up.
Go, Liyotes! That's our team! If they can't do it, I'm gonna scream! Uh, you're already screaming, Mom.
Uglies, Uglies, Uglies, Uglies! - Okay, team, clearly, this is - Exciting! Amber amped up.
For first time ever, no one know who going to win Egg Toss.
But we're the Caveman Crushers.
We're supposed to win! It beats playing those guys.
Huh.
Whoa! Nice hit, Dad.
Whoo-hoo! Go, Eep! That's my daughter out there! Oh, and that's my husband.
Go, Grug! Oh but you keep going, too, Eep.
I haven't forgotten about you, baby.
Or you, Grug! You're both looking equally great out there! It's good! Yes, yeah! That's what Mama's talkin' 'bout! We did it! The eggs got smashed! I cannot believe how great that was! Whoo! Wow, I mean, who knew Egg Toss could be so fun? I did.
Hit my hand! That's so satisfying! Listen up, folks.
Whoever wins this toss wins the game.
Sandy! That was the last egg! Well, I guess the game's over.
Bye.
No! No, no, it doesn't end with a tie.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
One team has to win, remember? I mean who gets the golden eggshell? Eep, this is for you.
Sorry I was such a bad sport person.
I guess there can be two winning teams after all.
- Rematch next season? - It's on! All right, which one of you wants next?! 'Cause I came here to kick butt and drink smash fruits, and I'm all out of smash fruits!