Flipante Noa! (2018) s01e11 Episode Script

Dad, Mom, don't freak out,
but I'm freaking out
because Teresa is freaked out.
And she used to be so much fun.
Now she's serious and grumpy.
Don't believe it?
PRINCIPAL
GET OUT!
I'm worried, but I'll do anything
to find out what's wrong.
Don't worry, Noa's mom and dad.
I won't let
Noa butt into grown-ups' problems.
But it's Teresa.
Noa, can't you see
the grown-ups are talking?
How is your morning going? Chilly?
Awesome Noa
Awesome!
I'm from Antarctica
And everyone calls me Awesome Noa
Awesome
Look around and you'll see
Everything's awesome
Awe-- awe-- awe-- awesome
Every single minute here deserves a party
Awesome
Awesome Noa
AWESOME NOA
Mom, sorry I didn't
pick up the phone earlier,
but I'm still a bit shocked.
Because Helen is coming to see me.
Remember Helen?
Yeah, the one you liked so much, sure.
You loved her like a daughter, exactly.
More than a daughter. Yeah, her.
The one who saw our friendship
like a competition,
who went out with the boys I liked,
who had better grades,
and who now is the principal
of Skate House,
the best skateboarding school
in the country.
That Helen. Know why she's coming?
To rub her latest victory in my nose:
that she has a family and I don't.
Does that seem normal to you?
It does. Okay.
Okay, Mom, what would I do without you?
Thanks for your support.
Yes, I'll ask her husband
if he has a shorter brother for me.
All right, Mom. Me too. Be happy.
Love you. Bye.
Noa?
Noa, are you happy now? Noa?
At least now I know
what's wrong with Teresa.
Yeah? Well, don't tell me.
You're alone this time.
Not completely alone. I was worried too.
When will you grow up?
Why is it so hard to act
like sensible adults?
I give up.
I want nothing to do with this. Bye.
Nothing.
So now we know what's wrong with Teresa.
Her friend Helen is coming to see her.
Let's hope it's quick.
And we must focus
on not getting into trouble.
Poor Teresa. I totally get it.
It's like always having a Raquel near you.
We have to help Teresa.
-But how?
-Typical.
The girl is in trouble
and she calls Uncle Kev
to get her out of a sticky situation.
That's it!
Friendship is about sticking together.
When friends stick together,
they can get through anything.
Thanks. You've given me a great idea.
Sometimes I think I'm a genius.
Oh, hi!
I wasn't expecting you so soon.
Oh, my God, you haven't changed a bit.
That's too bad.
-Give me two smooches, sweetie.
-Sure.
What do you think about my family?
-Charming!
-I know.
Yours isn't too shabby either.
-Mine?
-When were you going to tell me?
We've seen it all on Cutiegram.
CUTIEGRAM
-Mom!
-We love you so much!
Look what we made for you!
TO THE BEST MOM
Thank you… children.
Honey!
I haven't seen you since breakfast
and I can't stand it!
Such a lovely family, huh?
Although the kids are a bit short
and your husband a bit pudgy.
I want to know everything. When? Where?
And most importantly,
how did you manage to get a family?
Well, it was… quite sudden.
Come see this!
-This is so shabby!
-It's not too bad.
-I can't believe it.
-I know, I'm sorry.
The kids wanted to help and the next thing
I know is I'm posting pictures.
But we can say it's all a lie.
No way, I love it.
This is the first time
I can hit her where it hurts!
Who are you? I don't recognize you.
You don't? I'm your wife.
Until this afternoon, when Helen leaves.
Our parents are so in love!
-Hey, the cafeteria is so cute.
-It's ace.
Be more convincing.
It's what I'm paying you for.
Right, but I'm just getting
into character.
A winning, extrovert, brilliant guy,
but with certain bitterness of character
due to a hurt soul that won't heal.
Actors!
And you better be sharp
if you want to keep your scholarship.
Helen, are you coming?
Coming! We were just hugging!
Not now! No one's looking!
Honestly, you're completely useless.
What is it? You're not hungry?
Well, in our school we're used
to a different kind of food.
-Food with an actual taste.
-I loved it.
Well, I'm a… business analyst,
auditor "gremlinator" developer.
What about you, Julius?
Monitor de skate.
Skate teacher.
What?
Excuse me, he's the best.
One of Spain's best.
Then he'd be in my school.
He's the best, he's here,
and to top it off, he's my husband.
The best?
There's only one way to prove it.
Whoa! What do you want?
A fight in the playground
and we tear out our hair?
No.
Rock, paper, scissors.
TIE
Rock, paper, scissors.
Enough!
We'll have a contest.
Your kids against mine.
Wonderful, Noa and Lucas will crush him.
We'll see about that. Right, junior?
Stop eating grapes!
Teresa, maybe all this
is getting out of hand.
You think so?
Yes!
I've been infected
by her ridiculous competitiveness,
and it has led us to a meaningless war.
I'll take care of this. Right away.
Helen, listen. Something's come up and…
I know that look. Gonna cry?
-Hold on, I'll record you.
-No. No, that's not it.
Want to pull out?
Now she is going to cry!
No. The thing is, the kids decided
to compete in BMX,
and I don't think junior will…
Don't worry about that. Look.
If we sold all my boy's BMX trophies,
we could buy him a motorcycle.
And now she'll cry in three, two, one.
Go out there and crush that kid!
That character of yours
will kill you, Teresa!
-Well done, junior!
-Well done!
-Okay, okay.
-Great job!
Yes, junior!
Way to go!
Noa!
That's it! They've tied.
They've tied. It's a tie.
"It's a tie."
Come here, I called a cab.
It's a tie and now you can leave.
-Go on. Get in there.
-No!
For Skate House
a tie is never good enough, only victory.
Tiebreak.
Unless you're afraid.
Excuse me? I'm not afraid of anyone.
Listen. The tiebreak will be skating.
There you go.
Come on, guys,
show them what you're worth!
Show them you're worth more!
Come on, Noa, lift that board!
Junior, lift it! You lift it higher!
That's it.
That's it, you go higher!
Junior, you have to win no matter what.
It's an order!
No way. Win or I'll disown you!
Corrupt referee!
That was a penalty kick! You need glasses!
Gosh, I'm scared. We've created a monster.
Yeah. I think I've wet my pants.
-What?
-Watch out, Noa!
Are you okay?
Junior, what are you doing?
Mind your own business!
There's no pain!
-This is not cool.
-Let's go.
Noa, Lucas, you've got potential.
But there's no future here.
Want a scholarship for my school?
What about it?
No, thanks.
We're staying with… our mother.
I'm offering you a great opportunity.
You could reach,
I don't know, the Olympics!
Enough. Let's end this farce.
They're not my family.
Julius isn't my husband, he's a colleague.
And Noa and Lucas aren't my kids.
They're students.
I might not be their mother,
but I'm just as proud of them.
So, guys, accept the scholarship.
Teresa, I knew you were a loser,
but not a liar.
I'll see you next week
for the physical exam.
Thank you, but no.
There isn't a better school than this.
Well done. I'd stay here too.
In Helen's school,
the pressure is discouraging.
And they serve way too much cauliflower.
-Shut up. Don't be rude, Son.
-You shut up!
I'm ashamed of your methods.
-Besides, I'm not your son.
-Sorry?
She offered me a scholarship
if I faked it.
But why? I don't…
I don't get it.
You've always won against me.
No. You always had something I didn't.
People's love.
Look at them. They'd do anything for you.
Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
Forget it, the ruse is over.
What?
Now that I had grasped the character.
All right, get that character in here.
Bye!
-Bye.
-Bye.
Bye.
I have a family!