Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends (2004) s01e11 Episode Script
Who Let the Dogs In?
1
[DOGS BARKING]
[DOORBELL RINGING SLOWLY]
[DOORBELL RINGS RAPIDLY]
I'M COMING! I'M COMING!
[BARKS]
HA HA HA! OK, BOY.
THAT'S ENOUGH.
ALL RIGHT, ALREADY.
OH, MY GOODNESS.
I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.
IT'S OK.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
WELL, WE FOUND THIS DOG, AND--
OH! DOGGY! DOGGY!
OH! HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
OK, FUNNY DOGGY.
NO. HA HA HA!
WELL, LOOKS LIKE
HE FOUND A FRIEND.
HE SHOULD BE VERY HAPPY HERE.
I'M SORRY?
YOU TAKE IN
LOST PETS, RIGHT?
OH. NO, NO, NO, NO.
NO. I'M SORRY.
THIS IS A HOME FOR LOST
IMAGINARY FRIENDS, NOT PETS.
WE CAN'T TAKE HIM.
YOU CAN TAKE HIM TO THE ANIMAL
SHELTER 5 BLOCKS DOWN.
COME ON, FRANKIE.
LOOK AT HIM. HE SO CUTE.
[WHIMPERING]
HE NEED A GOOD HOME, TAMBIÉN.
CAN WE KEEP HIM? PLEASE?
I'M SORRY, ED, BUT--
OH, COME ON! PLEASE?
LOOK. HE LIKE YOU.
I'M SORRY, ED.
HE'S REALLY NICE AND ALL,
BUT MR. HERRIMAN
HAS A STRICT NO-DOG POLICY.
BUT WHY? DOGGIES ARE NICE.
YES. I KNOW, BUT, YOU SEE,
MR. HERRIMAN--
MISS FRANCES,
WHO IS AT THE DOOR?
WAAAAAH!
QUICK! I'M SORRY, BUT GET OUT,
GET OUT, GET OUT!
IT'S OK, MR. H. THE DOG IS GONE.
OOH OOH OOH.
D-D-DOGS EAT RABBITS.
[CAR STARTS]
[DOG WHIMPERS]
[SIGH]
SO YOU SEE, THIS IS THE DEVICE
THAT WILL PROPEL THE MACHINE
THROUGH TIME.
YOU CAN SEE HERE THAT
THE TRANSITECHNOSITTER
IS EFFUSED PERFECTLY WITH
THE CASSADINAL THERDOMETER.
MAN, TOMORROW WHEN I FINISH,
MAC AND I ARE GONNA
HAVE SUCH A BLAST!
I SWEAR, THERE AIN'T
NOTHING BETTER
THAN TRAVELING THROUGH TIME
WITH YOUR BEST BUDDY.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT?
HUH? HUH?
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
AHA! A COOBTHORNASITTER.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE GONNA
THROW THIS AWAY.
[DOG WHIMPERS]
[DOG WHIMPERS]
[ARF]
AAH!
[CHOMP]
AY!
GRR. GRR.
NO, PERRITO. NO.
AY!
AY!
BAD PERRITO.
NOW, PERRITO,
THESE ES MI BEANIE BUDDIES.
I NO SHARE THEM WITH ANYBODY,
BUT I GIVE ONE TO YOU
TO CHEW ON, SÍ?
OK. ÉSTE ES PACO,
MI BEANIE BUDDY FAVORITO,
BUT I GIVE TO YOU IF YOU LIKE.
[SNIFF SNIFF]
GRR!
OH, YOU LIKE THE BUNNIES, HUH?
[YAWN]
BUENAS NOCHES, PERRITO.
[YAWN]
BUENOS DIAS, PERRITO.
WAAH! EL PERRITO!
AAH! THE BURRITO!
AAH! OOH!
CO!
WHAT BURRITO, ED?
OH, UM, MY NIGHTMARE
ABOUT A BURRITO?
COCO?
SÍ. AGAIN. SORRY.
SPEAKING OF BURRITOS,
I'M STARVING.
LET'S GO HAVE BREAKFAST.
I NEED LOTS OF ENERGY
TO FINISH CONSTRUCTING
THAT ORPHERNOMETER
BEFORE MAC SHOWS UP.
AAH! WAAH! OH, NO!
EEK!
I SORRY! I SORRY!
NO HURT EL PERRITO!
AAH! DOG!
NOW, I COULD BE WRONG,
OF COURSE, BUT THAT'S NOT A DOG.
IT IS! I JUST KNOW IT.
I'D RECOGNIZE
THAT SORT OF FUR ANYWHERE.
I'M SORRY, MR. H.,
BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF
FURRY FRIENDS HERE AT FOSTER'S.
THAT COULD BE ANYBODY'S HAIR.
WHY, IT COULD EVEN BE EDUARDO'S.
SÍ. ES MY HAIR.
I SHEDDING, SEE? WATCH.
[INHALES]
AAAH!
SEE? I SHEDDING.
[TEETH CHATTERING]
WILL YOU RELAX?
THERE ARE TONS OF HAIRY FRIENDS
IN THIS HOUSE.
I'M SURE THAT THE FUR
WAS FROM ONE OF THEM.
YES. YES.
I SUPPOSE YOU'RE RIGHT.
[SLURP]
OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
SOMETHING JUST LICKED MY LEG.
OH, SO THAT AUTOMATICALLY
MAKES IT ME,
JUST BECAUSE I'VE GO
TONGUES FOR FEET.
[SLURP]
[SLURPING]
AAH!
AAH!
[SLURP]
PERRITO? PERRITO?
AAH!
[SLURPING]
AAH!
[SLURPING]
AAH! A DOG!
IT'S UNDER THE TABLE.
IT JUST TASTED ME!
OH, PLEASE, MR. HERRIMAN.
THERE'S NOTHING UNDER THE--
UH HOLA.
EDUARDO? WAS THAT YOU
LICKING PEOPLE'S FEET?
UH SÍ. I, UH--
I LOVE LICKING FEET, SEE?
FEET. I LOVE THE FOOTY GOODNESS.
[ARF]
[SPLAT]
WHAT IS THAT
HORRIBLE SMELL?
[SNIFF SNIFF]
IS THATIS THAT--
NO. IS NOT.
IT IS!
WHAT IS THAT
HORRIBLE SM--WHOA!
SEE, FRANKIE?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE HOUSE.
IT'S UNDENIABLE PROOF.
NO! NO, IS NOT!
Bloo: THANKS, GUYS.
WITH YOUR HELP, I'M SURE TO GE
THIS APDORDASITTER RUNNING BY--
WHOA!
[ALL GROANING]
WELL, ED, IF A DOG
DIDN'T DO IT, WHO DID?
[SIGH]
ME.
All: OH!
I DID IT.
OHH
AY CARAMBA.
COME NOW,
YOU HORRIBLE LITTLE MONSTER.
I WON'T HURT YOU.
[WHISTLES]
OH
[WHISTLES]
[CRASH]
AAH! THE KITCHEN.
LA COCINA!
[RATTLING]
[GASP]
[GASP]
READYSTEADY
GO! AAH!
OH, NO. AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AHH!
[CRASH]
OHH
AW, YEAH.
I HIT THE JACKPOT, BABY--
A TYSMACOPACITOR,
A JARGON FRUGOMETER,
A LYMCID VOCATIONER.
HI, ED.
BLOO? YOU'RE NOT EL PERRITO.
I MOST CERTAINLY
AM NOT A BURRITO.
[SIGH]
[SNIFFING]
[RATTLING]
[CHOMP]
NO. IT'S TRASH. PUT IT BACK.
I'M JUST GONNA GO BACK IN TIME
AND GET THEM AGAIN.
EXCUSE ME?
NOTHING, NOTHING.
OHHOHH
MR. HERRIMAN. WHAT ON EARTH--
A DOGIN THE TRASH.
OH, FOR GOODNESS SAKE.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS "HOUND
FROM HADES" BUSINESS, ALL RIGHT?
THERE'S NO WAY A DOG COULD
GET IN THE HOUSE
WITHOUT SOMEBODY KNOWING.
BUTBUT--
NO BUTS.
LOOK. WHEN I WAS A KID,
I WAS AFRAID OF GHOSTS.
SO I JUST HAD TO PSYCH
MYSELF OUT OF IT.
JUST DO WHAT MY PARENTS
TOLD ME TO DO.
IF YOU THINK YOU SEE A DOG,
JUST REPEAT TO YOURSELF,
"THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS DOGS."
WELL, MAYBE NOT THAT. OK.
SAY, "A DOG CAN'T
GET IN THE HOUSE."
WELL, TECHNICALLY,
THAT'S NOT COMPLETELY TRUE.
HMM. OK.
SAY, "A DOG IS NOT IN THE HOUSE
PRESENTLY," OVER AND OVER.
GOT IT?
WELL, I GUESS.
GOOD. SO ENOUGH
OF THIS SILLINESS, OK?
YOU GOT TO RELAX.
YEAH, MR. H.
FRANKIE SAYS RELAX.
I SUPPOSE. YES.
YES. YOU'RE RIGHT.
A DOG IS NOT
IN THE HOUSE PRESENTLY.
NOW, THERE'S SOME PAPERWORK
FOR YOU TO SIGN
WAITING IN YOUR OFFICE.
AND GIVE ME THAT!
THIS IS MY FAVORITE APRON, MAN.
A DOG IS NOT
IN THE HOUSE PRESENTLY.
YES. QUITE RIGHT.
OFF WE GO NOW.
HA HA! SILLY ME.
OH, WHATEVER WAS I THINKING?
A DOG IS NOT
IN THE HOUSE PRESENTLY.
A DOG IS NOT
IN THE HOUSE PRESENTLY.
EEK!
A DOG IS NOT
IN THE HOUSE PRESENTLY.
A DOG IS NOT
IN THE HOUSE PRESENTLY.
A DOG IS NOT
IN THE HOUSE PRESENTLY.
A DOG IS NOT
IN THE HOUSE PRESENTLY.
A DOG IS NOT
IN THE HOUSE PRESENTLY.
A DOG IS NOT
IN THE HOUSE PRESENTLY.
A DOG IS NOT
IN THE HOUSE PRESENTLY.
[GROWLING]
A DOG IS NOT
IN THE HOUSE PRESENTLY!
A DOG IS NOT IN
THE HOUSE PRESENTLY!
Mr. Herriman: AAAAH!
FRANKIE! SAVE ME! AAH!
[GROWLS]
FRANKIE!
THERE IS A DOG
IN THE HOUSE PRESENTLY!
PERRITO? PERRITO?
[CHOMP]
OW! PERRITO!
OH! WHAT YOU DO TO PACO?
OK, PERRITO.
NO MORE RUNNING AWAY.
IF I GONNA KEEP YOU, NOBODY,
ABSOLUTAMENTE NOBODY,
CAN SEE YOU, COMPRENDE?
[GROWLS]
A PUPPY!
COCO CO!
AAH!
OH, HE'S SO CUTE.
[SNIFFS]
[ARF]
CO!
[BARKING]
COCO COCO!
COCO COCO COCO! COCO! COCO!
YOU NO TELL HERRIMAN, SÍ?
WHAT? NO WAY. THEN WE'D HAVE
TO GET RID OF HIM.
WHAT'S HIS NAME?
[CHOMP]
OW!
I THINK I CALL HIM CHEWY.
HEY, EVERYBODY.
HOLA, MAC.
MAC. FINALLY, I CAN
GET A HAND OVER HERE.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE
WHAT I FOUND.
A BLOP SHMOOMOMETER?
THAT'S AMAZING!
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I NEED TO--
PUPPIES!
COCO!
PUPPIES? I CAN'T USE PUPPIES.
SOMEBODY JUST LEFT THEM
BY THE FRONT GATE.
LOOK, CHEWY.
IS YOUR HERMANOS Y HERMANAS.
WHO'S A LITTLE CUTIE PIE?
THAT'S RIGHT--YOU.
YES, YOU ARE. YES, YOU ARE.
QUÉ CHICA BONITA.
WHAT A PRETTY LITTLE GIRL.
OOCHIE, OOCHIE.
WHO'S A STINKY BABY, HUH?
WHO'S A STINKY BABY?
HA HA HA!
HEY, MAC.
I'M ALMOST DONE WITH THE
TIME MACHINE WE WERE WORKING ON.
I FIGURED IF WE BOTH
WORK ON IT TOGETHER,
I CAN HAVE IT UP AND RUNNING
BY TONIGHT.
WON'T THAT BE GREAT?
HA HA! OH. YEAH. RIGHT.
HA HA HA!
UM, I'M KIND OF BUSY HERE.
HA HA HA!
YOU THINK I COULD HELP YOU--
HA HA HA!--
TOMORROW MAYBE? HA HA HA!
TOMORROW?
BUT, MAC, I THOUGHT--
NO, NO. YOU HAD TO SIT FOR IT.
COME ON. SIT. SIT.
MAC! HOW COULD YOU?
YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER.
THIS IS A VERY DELICATE
FRAMBLUBOPITTER.
SHOO. SHOO. GO ON. GET.
[MAC WHISTLES]
READY, BOY? READY? READY, BOY?
[BARKING]
[CHOMP]
[BARKING]
[CHOMP]
[HAMMER SQUEAKS]
SO, USTED ES CHEWY,
USTED ES JUANITA,
Y USTED ES ESTELA.
AND YOU CAN BE MICHAEL,
AND YOU CAN BE MAGIC,
AND YOU CAN BE KAREEM.
COCO COCO COCO,
COCO COCO COCO,
COCO COCO COCO.
AND YOU CAN BE BUCKAROO,
AND YOU CAN BE LUCY.
HERE, BLOO.
YOU CAN NAME THE LAST ONE.
FINE. THIS ONE IS STUPID.
HELLO, LITTLE STUPID.
WHO'S ALL DUMB AND USELESS?
[ARF]
WHY YOU GOT TO BE
LIKE THAT, BLOO?
BECAUSE ALL I EVER WANTED IN
LIFE IS A STUPID TIME MACHINE
SO I COULD GO BACK IN TIME
WITH MY STUPID BESTEST FRIEND
IN THE WHOLE WORLD, BUT NO!
YOU SHOW UP AND GET ALL, "OOH!
"LOOK AT ALL THE STUPID,
UGLY PUPPIES.
"THEY ARE ALL SO MUCH BETTER
THAN MY AWESOME IMAGINARY FRIEND
"AND HIS SUPER-COOL
TIME MACHINE.
"I THINK I'LL PLAY WITH THEM
AND IGNORE BLOO
BECAUSE I HATE IT."
AAH! WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
AW. THEY'RE TEETHING.
PUPPIES NEED TO CHEW.
YES, YOU DO. YES, YOU DO.
MAKE THEM STOP!
MAKE THEM STOP!
ATTENTION, EVERYONE, PLEASE.
I HAVE CALLED
FOR AN EMERGENCY HOUSE MEETING.
P-PLEASE COME TO
THE CONFERENCE ROOM AT ONCE.
COMING, BLOO?
IN A SEC.
[BARKING]
LISTEN, YOU.
YOU THINK YOU CAN JUS
WALTZ IN HERE
AND STEAL MY BUDDY, HUH?
[SLURP]
OH, DON'T THINK THAT'LL
WORK ON ME, BUB.
I GOT YOUR NUMBER.
I KNOW UNDERNEATH
ALL THE FUR AND SLOBBER,
YOU'RE JUST A FIENDISH,
MANIPULATIVE,
SINISTER MASTERMIND OF EVIL.
[YAWN]
BELIEVE YOU ME,
YOU'LL RUE THE DAY
YOU TANGLED WITH BLOO THE--
BLOO THE--
WITH BLOO!
HA HA HA!
AH HA HA HA!
SOME OF YOU MAY BE WONDERING
WHY I HAVE CALLED
THIS EMERGENCY MEETING.
WELL, I SHALL TELL YOU!
[GULP]
SOMEONE HAS BROKEN
THE MOST IMPORTANT,
THE MOST PORTENTOUS, THE MOST
SACRED RULE OF THIS HOUSE.
SOMEONE HAS ATTEMPTED TO COMMI
A MOST HEINOUS
AND CONTEMPTUOUS ACT.
AN ATTEMPT HAS BEEN MADE
ON MY LIFE!
WHAT? WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU--
SILENCE!
SOMEONE HAS LET LOOSE HOUNDS
TO DESTROY ME.
OH, BROTHER.
NOW, MAY I PRESENT
EXHIBIT "A"?
[GASP]
OH, MR. HERRI--OOH!
MASTER BLOO, MASTER EDUARDO,
SIT DOWN IMMEDIATELY.
PSST. THE PUPPIES.
THE PUPPIES!
MASTER EDUARDO!
IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WOULD
LIKE TO SHARE
WITH THE REST OF US?
NO! I HAVE NOTHING TO SHARE
ABOUT HOW THERE
ARE ABSOLUTAMENTE NO PUPPIES
LOOSE IN THE ROOM.
[GASP]
VERY WELL. THEN I WOULD
LIKE TO PRESENT EXHIBIT "B."
THIS SINISTER TRAIL
OF BLOOD WAS FOUND
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
Bloo: OOPSIE.
BLOO!
WHICH LEADS ME TO EXHIBIT "C,"
THE REMAINS OF SOME
UNNAMED VICTIM.
[SNIFFING]
UH, MR. HERRI--
SILENCE!
NOW, AS I WAS SAYING
All: WHEW.
AND HERE WE HAVE EXHIBIT "D."
[ALL GASP]
NOW, IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY--
AAH!
UH, HEH HEH HEH.
MASTER MAC, I SUPPOSE
YOU THINK YOU'RE VERY FUNNY.
TAKE YOUR SEAT IMMEDIATELY.
NOW, YOU'LL NOTICE
THAT RIGHT HERE--
[CHOMP]
EH?
COCO?
I HAVE HAD JUST ABOU
ENOUGH OF THIS!
COCO!
UH
MASTER MAC!
MISS COCO!
WHY, I NEVER.
WHAT ON EARTH?
OOH!
HUH? WHAT?
[GULP]
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
GOOD GRACIOUS,
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO?
SIT, SIT, SIT!
COCO!
7, 8, 9, 10, 11.
OH, NO! THERE'S ONE MISSING!
LOOK. I FOUND A PUPPY.
MADAME FOSTER! NO!
OH, NO!
WHICH BRINGS ME
BACK TO EXHIBIT--
AAH!
AAH! AAH!
OOH! AAH! OOH!
[WHIMPERING GIBBERISH]
I SORRY, CHEWY.
NO! NO! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME.
THE HOUNDS! THE HOUNDS!
[DOORBELL RINGS]
OH, WILL YOU RELAX, ALREADY?
THEY'LL BE GONE
IN, LIKE, 10 MINUTES,
AND THEN YOU'LL NEVER
SEE THEM AGAIN.
SOMEONE CALLED
ABOUT SOME STRAYS?
YEAH. THAT'S US.
I'M SORRY, ED.
[GASP]
TOO BAD ABOUT
THE PUPPIES, GUYS.
TOUGH BREAK. THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S RIGHT.
THOUGHT YOU COULD OUTSMART
THE OLD BLOOSTER, HUH?
I DON'T THINK SO. BYE-BYE.
BYE-BYE. HA! IN YOUR FACE.
GOOD-BYE, BLOO. I'LL MISS YOU.
[ALL GASP]
WOW!
[BARKING]
NO WONDER
WE COULDN'T FIND YOU.
COCO.
RORO.
AWESOME.
CHEWY!
OW!
BUTBUTBUT--
I ALWAYS LOVED YOU BEST, BLOO.
I ALWAYS LOVED YOU BEST, TOO.
IMAGINARY PUPPIES.
UNBELIEVABLE.
HA HA! IT'S OK, MR. H.
THEY'RE NOT REAL DOGS.
THEY'RE IMAGINARY.
WE CAN KEEP THEM.
OHH
WHO'S A LITTLE MAN?
I'M A LITTLE MAN.
WHO WANTS A TREAT?
I WANT A TREAT.
Bloo: WHO'S MY BESTEST BUDDY?
Puppy: I'M YOUR BESTEST BUDDY.
HEY! I THOUGHT I WAS
YOUR BESTEST BUDDY.
[DOGS BARKING]
[DOORBELL RINGING SLOWLY]
[DOORBELL RINGS RAPIDLY]
I'M COMING! I'M COMING!
[BARKS]
HA HA HA! OK, BOY.
THAT'S ENOUGH.
ALL RIGHT, ALREADY.
OH, MY GOODNESS.
I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.
IT'S OK.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
WELL, WE FOUND THIS DOG, AND--
OH! DOGGY! DOGGY!
OH! HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
OK, FUNNY DOGGY.
NO. HA HA HA!
WELL, LOOKS LIKE
HE FOUND A FRIEND.
HE SHOULD BE VERY HAPPY HERE.
I'M SORRY?
YOU TAKE IN
LOST PETS, RIGHT?
OH. NO, NO, NO, NO.
NO. I'M SORRY.
THIS IS A HOME FOR LOST
IMAGINARY FRIENDS, NOT PETS.
WE CAN'T TAKE HIM.
YOU CAN TAKE HIM TO THE ANIMAL
SHELTER 5 BLOCKS DOWN.
COME ON, FRANKIE.
LOOK AT HIM. HE SO CUTE.
[WHIMPERING]
HE NEED A GOOD HOME, TAMBIÉN.
CAN WE KEEP HIM? PLEASE?
I'M SORRY, ED, BUT--
OH, COME ON! PLEASE?
LOOK. HE LIKE YOU.
I'M SORRY, ED.
HE'S REALLY NICE AND ALL,
BUT MR. HERRIMAN
HAS A STRICT NO-DOG POLICY.
BUT WHY? DOGGIES ARE NICE.
YES. I KNOW, BUT, YOU SEE,
MR. HERRIMAN--
MISS FRANCES,
WHO IS AT THE DOOR?
WAAAAAH!
QUICK! I'M SORRY, BUT GET OUT,
GET OUT, GET OUT!
IT'S OK, MR. H. THE DOG IS GONE.
OOH OOH OOH.
D-D-DOGS EAT RABBITS.
[CAR STARTS]
[DOG WHIMPERS]
[SIGH]
SO YOU SEE, THIS IS THE DEVICE
THAT WILL PROPEL THE MACHINE
THROUGH TIME.
YOU CAN SEE HERE THAT
THE TRANSITECHNOSITTER
IS EFFUSED PERFECTLY WITH
THE CASSADINAL THERDOMETER.
MAN, TOMORROW WHEN I FINISH,
MAC AND I ARE GONNA
HAVE SUCH A BLAST!
I SWEAR, THERE AIN'T
NOTHING BETTER
THAN TRAVELING THROUGH TIME
WITH YOUR BEST BUDDY.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT?
HUH? HUH?
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
AHA! A COOBTHORNASITTER.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE GONNA
THROW THIS AWAY.
[DOG WHIMPERS]
[DOG WHIMPERS]
[ARF]
AAH!
[CHOMP]
AY!
GRR. GRR.
NO, PERRITO. NO.
AY!
AY!
BAD PERRITO.
NOW, PERRITO,
THESE ES MI BEANIE BUDDIES.
I NO SHARE THEM WITH ANYBODY,
BUT I GIVE ONE TO YOU
TO CHEW ON, SÍ?
OK. ÉSTE ES PACO,
MI BEANIE BUDDY FAVORITO,
BUT I GIVE TO YOU IF YOU LIKE.
[SNIFF SNIFF]
GRR!
OH, YOU LIKE THE BUNNIES, HUH?
[YAWN]
BUENAS NOCHES, PERRITO.
[YAWN]
BUENOS DIAS, PERRITO.
WAAH! EL PERRITO!
AAH! THE BURRITO!
AAH! OOH!
CO!
WHAT BURRITO, ED?
OH, UM, MY NIGHTMARE
ABOUT A BURRITO?
COCO?
SÍ. AGAIN. SORRY.
SPEAKING OF BURRITOS,
I'M STARVING.
LET'S GO HAVE BREAKFAST.
I NEED LOTS OF ENERGY
TO FINISH CONSTRUCTING
THAT ORPHERNOMETER
BEFORE MAC SHOWS UP.
AAH! WAAH! OH, NO!
EEK!
I SORRY! I SORRY!
NO HURT EL PERRITO!
AAH! DOG!
NOW, I COULD BE WRONG,
OF COURSE, BUT THAT'S NOT A DOG.
IT IS! I JUST KNOW IT.
I'D RECOGNIZE
THAT SORT OF FUR ANYWHERE.
I'M SORRY, MR. H.,
BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF
FURRY FRIENDS HERE AT FOSTER'S.
THAT COULD BE ANYBODY'S HAIR.
WHY, IT COULD EVEN BE EDUARDO'S.
SÍ. ES MY HAIR.
I SHEDDING, SEE? WATCH.
[INHALES]
AAAH!
SEE? I SHEDDING.
[TEETH CHATTERING]
WILL YOU RELAX?
THERE ARE TONS OF HAIRY FRIENDS
IN THIS HOUSE.
I'M SURE THAT THE FUR
WAS FROM ONE OF THEM.
YES. YES.
I SUPPOSE YOU'RE RIGHT.
[SLURP]
OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
SOMETHING JUST LICKED MY LEG.
OH, SO THAT AUTOMATICALLY
MAKES IT ME,
JUST BECAUSE I'VE GO
TONGUES FOR FEET.
[SLURP]
[SLURPING]
AAH!
AAH!
[SLURP]
PERRITO? PERRITO?
AAH!
[SLURPING]
AAH!
[SLURPING]
AAH! A DOG!
IT'S UNDER THE TABLE.
IT JUST TASTED ME!
OH, PLEASE, MR. HERRIMAN.
THERE'S NOTHING UNDER THE--
UH HOLA.
EDUARDO? WAS THAT YOU
LICKING PEOPLE'S FEET?
UH SÍ. I, UH--
I LOVE LICKING FEET, SEE?
FEET. I LOVE THE FOOTY GOODNESS.
[ARF]
[SPLAT]
WHAT IS THAT
HORRIBLE SMELL?
[SNIFF SNIFF]
IS THATIS THAT--
NO. IS NOT.
IT IS!
WHAT IS THAT
HORRIBLE SM--WHOA!
SEE, FRANKIE?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE HOUSE.
IT'S UNDENIABLE PROOF.
NO! NO, IS NOT!
Bloo: THANKS, GUYS.
WITH YOUR HELP, I'M SURE TO GE
THIS APDORDASITTER RUNNING BY--
WHOA!
[ALL GROANING]
WELL, ED, IF A DOG
DIDN'T DO IT, WHO DID?
[SIGH]
ME.
All: OH!
I DID IT.
OHH
AY CARAMBA.
COME NOW,
YOU HORRIBLE LITTLE MONSTER.
I WON'T HURT YOU.
[WHISTLES]
OH
[WHISTLES]
[CRASH]
AAH! THE KITCHEN.
LA COCINA!
[RATTLING]
[GASP]
[GASP]
READYSTEADY
GO! AAH!
OH, NO. AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AHH!
[CRASH]
OHH
AW, YEAH.
I HIT THE JACKPOT, BABY--
A TYSMACOPACITOR,
A JARGON FRUGOMETER,
A LYMCID VOCATIONER.
HI, ED.
BLOO? YOU'RE NOT EL PERRITO.
I MOST CERTAINLY
AM NOT A BURRITO.
[SIGH]
[SNIFFING]
[RATTLING]
[CHOMP]
NO. IT'S TRASH. PUT IT BACK.
I'M JUST GONNA GO BACK IN TIME
AND GET THEM AGAIN.
EXCUSE ME?
NOTHING, NOTHING.
OHHOHH
MR. HERRIMAN. WHAT ON EARTH--
A DOGIN THE TRASH.
OH, FOR GOODNESS SAKE.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS "HOUND
FROM HADES" BUSINESS, ALL RIGHT?
THERE'S NO WAY A DOG COULD
GET IN THE HOUSE
WITHOUT SOMEBODY KNOWING.
BUTBUT--
NO BUTS.
LOOK. WHEN I WAS A KID,
I WAS AFRAID OF GHOSTS.
SO I JUST HAD TO PSYCH
MYSELF OUT OF IT.
JUST DO WHAT MY PARENTS
TOLD ME TO DO.
IF YOU THINK YOU SEE A DOG,
JUST REPEAT TO YOURSELF,
"THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS DOGS."
WELL, MAYBE NOT THAT. OK.
SAY, "A DOG CAN'T
GET IN THE HOUSE."
WELL, TECHNICALLY,
THAT'S NOT COMPLETELY TRUE.
HMM. OK.
SAY, "A DOG IS NOT IN THE HOUSE
PRESENTLY," OVER AND OVER.
GOT IT?
WELL, I GUESS.
GOOD. SO ENOUGH
OF THIS SILLINESS, OK?
YOU GOT TO RELAX.
YEAH, MR. H.
FRANKIE SAYS RELAX.
I SUPPOSE. YES.
YES. YOU'RE RIGHT.
A DOG IS NOT
IN THE HOUSE PRESENTLY.
NOW, THERE'S SOME PAPERWORK
FOR YOU TO SIGN
WAITING IN YOUR OFFICE.
AND GIVE ME THAT!
THIS IS MY FAVORITE APRON, MAN.
A DOG IS NOT
IN THE HOUSE PRESENTLY.
YES. QUITE RIGHT.
OFF WE GO NOW.
HA HA! SILLY ME.
OH, WHATEVER WAS I THINKING?
A DOG IS NOT
IN THE HOUSE PRESENTLY.
A DOG IS NOT
IN THE HOUSE PRESENTLY.
EEK!
A DOG IS NOT
IN THE HOUSE PRESENTLY.
A DOG IS NOT
IN THE HOUSE PRESENTLY.
A DOG IS NOT
IN THE HOUSE PRESENTLY.
A DOG IS NOT
IN THE HOUSE PRESENTLY.
A DOG IS NOT
IN THE HOUSE PRESENTLY.
A DOG IS NOT
IN THE HOUSE PRESENTLY.
A DOG IS NOT
IN THE HOUSE PRESENTLY.
[GROWLING]
A DOG IS NOT
IN THE HOUSE PRESENTLY!
A DOG IS NOT IN
THE HOUSE PRESENTLY!
Mr. Herriman: AAAAH!
FRANKIE! SAVE ME! AAH!
[GROWLS]
FRANKIE!
THERE IS A DOG
IN THE HOUSE PRESENTLY!
PERRITO? PERRITO?
[CHOMP]
OW! PERRITO!
OH! WHAT YOU DO TO PACO?
OK, PERRITO.
NO MORE RUNNING AWAY.
IF I GONNA KEEP YOU, NOBODY,
ABSOLUTAMENTE NOBODY,
CAN SEE YOU, COMPRENDE?
[GROWLS]
A PUPPY!
COCO CO!
AAH!
OH, HE'S SO CUTE.
[SNIFFS]
[ARF]
CO!
[BARKING]
COCO COCO!
COCO COCO COCO! COCO! COCO!
YOU NO TELL HERRIMAN, SÍ?
WHAT? NO WAY. THEN WE'D HAVE
TO GET RID OF HIM.
WHAT'S HIS NAME?
[CHOMP]
OW!
I THINK I CALL HIM CHEWY.
HEY, EVERYBODY.
HOLA, MAC.
MAC. FINALLY, I CAN
GET A HAND OVER HERE.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE
WHAT I FOUND.
A BLOP SHMOOMOMETER?
THAT'S AMAZING!
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I NEED TO--
PUPPIES!
COCO!
PUPPIES? I CAN'T USE PUPPIES.
SOMEBODY JUST LEFT THEM
BY THE FRONT GATE.
LOOK, CHEWY.
IS YOUR HERMANOS Y HERMANAS.
WHO'S A LITTLE CUTIE PIE?
THAT'S RIGHT--YOU.
YES, YOU ARE. YES, YOU ARE.
QUÉ CHICA BONITA.
WHAT A PRETTY LITTLE GIRL.
OOCHIE, OOCHIE.
WHO'S A STINKY BABY, HUH?
WHO'S A STINKY BABY?
HA HA HA!
HEY, MAC.
I'M ALMOST DONE WITH THE
TIME MACHINE WE WERE WORKING ON.
I FIGURED IF WE BOTH
WORK ON IT TOGETHER,
I CAN HAVE IT UP AND RUNNING
BY TONIGHT.
WON'T THAT BE GREAT?
HA HA! OH. YEAH. RIGHT.
HA HA HA!
UM, I'M KIND OF BUSY HERE.
HA HA HA!
YOU THINK I COULD HELP YOU--
HA HA HA!--
TOMORROW MAYBE? HA HA HA!
TOMORROW?
BUT, MAC, I THOUGHT--
NO, NO. YOU HAD TO SIT FOR IT.
COME ON. SIT. SIT.
MAC! HOW COULD YOU?
YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER.
THIS IS A VERY DELICATE
FRAMBLUBOPITTER.
SHOO. SHOO. GO ON. GET.
[MAC WHISTLES]
READY, BOY? READY? READY, BOY?
[BARKING]
[CHOMP]
[BARKING]
[CHOMP]
[HAMMER SQUEAKS]
SO, USTED ES CHEWY,
USTED ES JUANITA,
Y USTED ES ESTELA.
AND YOU CAN BE MICHAEL,
AND YOU CAN BE MAGIC,
AND YOU CAN BE KAREEM.
COCO COCO COCO,
COCO COCO COCO,
COCO COCO COCO.
AND YOU CAN BE BUCKAROO,
AND YOU CAN BE LUCY.
HERE, BLOO.
YOU CAN NAME THE LAST ONE.
FINE. THIS ONE IS STUPID.
HELLO, LITTLE STUPID.
WHO'S ALL DUMB AND USELESS?
[ARF]
WHY YOU GOT TO BE
LIKE THAT, BLOO?
BECAUSE ALL I EVER WANTED IN
LIFE IS A STUPID TIME MACHINE
SO I COULD GO BACK IN TIME
WITH MY STUPID BESTEST FRIEND
IN THE WHOLE WORLD, BUT NO!
YOU SHOW UP AND GET ALL, "OOH!
"LOOK AT ALL THE STUPID,
UGLY PUPPIES.
"THEY ARE ALL SO MUCH BETTER
THAN MY AWESOME IMAGINARY FRIEND
"AND HIS SUPER-COOL
TIME MACHINE.
"I THINK I'LL PLAY WITH THEM
AND IGNORE BLOO
BECAUSE I HATE IT."
AAH! WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
AW. THEY'RE TEETHING.
PUPPIES NEED TO CHEW.
YES, YOU DO. YES, YOU DO.
MAKE THEM STOP!
MAKE THEM STOP!
ATTENTION, EVERYONE, PLEASE.
I HAVE CALLED
FOR AN EMERGENCY HOUSE MEETING.
P-PLEASE COME TO
THE CONFERENCE ROOM AT ONCE.
COMING, BLOO?
IN A SEC.
[BARKING]
LISTEN, YOU.
YOU THINK YOU CAN JUS
WALTZ IN HERE
AND STEAL MY BUDDY, HUH?
[SLURP]
OH, DON'T THINK THAT'LL
WORK ON ME, BUB.
I GOT YOUR NUMBER.
I KNOW UNDERNEATH
ALL THE FUR AND SLOBBER,
YOU'RE JUST A FIENDISH,
MANIPULATIVE,
SINISTER MASTERMIND OF EVIL.
[YAWN]
BELIEVE YOU ME,
YOU'LL RUE THE DAY
YOU TANGLED WITH BLOO THE--
BLOO THE--
WITH BLOO!
HA HA HA!
AH HA HA HA!
SOME OF YOU MAY BE WONDERING
WHY I HAVE CALLED
THIS EMERGENCY MEETING.
WELL, I SHALL TELL YOU!
[GULP]
SOMEONE HAS BROKEN
THE MOST IMPORTANT,
THE MOST PORTENTOUS, THE MOST
SACRED RULE OF THIS HOUSE.
SOMEONE HAS ATTEMPTED TO COMMI
A MOST HEINOUS
AND CONTEMPTUOUS ACT.
AN ATTEMPT HAS BEEN MADE
ON MY LIFE!
WHAT? WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU--
SILENCE!
SOMEONE HAS LET LOOSE HOUNDS
TO DESTROY ME.
OH, BROTHER.
NOW, MAY I PRESENT
EXHIBIT "A"?
[GASP]
OH, MR. HERRI--OOH!
MASTER BLOO, MASTER EDUARDO,
SIT DOWN IMMEDIATELY.
PSST. THE PUPPIES.
THE PUPPIES!
MASTER EDUARDO!
IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WOULD
LIKE TO SHARE
WITH THE REST OF US?
NO! I HAVE NOTHING TO SHARE
ABOUT HOW THERE
ARE ABSOLUTAMENTE NO PUPPIES
LOOSE IN THE ROOM.
[GASP]
VERY WELL. THEN I WOULD
LIKE TO PRESENT EXHIBIT "B."
THIS SINISTER TRAIL
OF BLOOD WAS FOUND
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
Bloo: OOPSIE.
BLOO!
WHICH LEADS ME TO EXHIBIT "C,"
THE REMAINS OF SOME
UNNAMED VICTIM.
[SNIFFING]
UH, MR. HERRI--
SILENCE!
NOW, AS I WAS SAYING
All: WHEW.
AND HERE WE HAVE EXHIBIT "D."
[ALL GASP]
NOW, IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY--
AAH!
UH, HEH HEH HEH.
MASTER MAC, I SUPPOSE
YOU THINK YOU'RE VERY FUNNY.
TAKE YOUR SEAT IMMEDIATELY.
NOW, YOU'LL NOTICE
THAT RIGHT HERE--
[CHOMP]
EH?
COCO?
I HAVE HAD JUST ABOU
ENOUGH OF THIS!
COCO!
UH
MASTER MAC!
MISS COCO!
WHY, I NEVER.
WHAT ON EARTH?
OOH!
HUH? WHAT?
[GULP]
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
GOOD GRACIOUS,
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO?
SIT, SIT, SIT!
COCO!
7, 8, 9, 10, 11.
OH, NO! THERE'S ONE MISSING!
LOOK. I FOUND A PUPPY.
MADAME FOSTER! NO!
OH, NO!
WHICH BRINGS ME
BACK TO EXHIBIT--
AAH!
AAH! AAH!
OOH! AAH! OOH!
[WHIMPERING GIBBERISH]
I SORRY, CHEWY.
NO! NO! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME.
THE HOUNDS! THE HOUNDS!
[DOORBELL RINGS]
OH, WILL YOU RELAX, ALREADY?
THEY'LL BE GONE
IN, LIKE, 10 MINUTES,
AND THEN YOU'LL NEVER
SEE THEM AGAIN.
SOMEONE CALLED
ABOUT SOME STRAYS?
YEAH. THAT'S US.
I'M SORRY, ED.
[GASP]
TOO BAD ABOUT
THE PUPPIES, GUYS.
TOUGH BREAK. THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S RIGHT.
THOUGHT YOU COULD OUTSMART
THE OLD BLOOSTER, HUH?
I DON'T THINK SO. BYE-BYE.
BYE-BYE. HA! IN YOUR FACE.
GOOD-BYE, BLOO. I'LL MISS YOU.
[ALL GASP]
WOW!
[BARKING]
NO WONDER
WE COULDN'T FIND YOU.
COCO.
RORO.
AWESOME.
CHEWY!
OW!
BUTBUTBUT--
I ALWAYS LOVED YOU BEST, BLOO.
I ALWAYS LOVED YOU BEST, TOO.
IMAGINARY PUPPIES.
UNBELIEVABLE.
HA HA! IT'S OK, MR. H.
THEY'RE NOT REAL DOGS.
THEY'RE IMAGINARY.
WE CAN KEEP THEM.
OHH
WHO'S A LITTLE MAN?
I'M A LITTLE MAN.
WHO WANTS A TREAT?
I WANT A TREAT.
Bloo: WHO'S MY BESTEST BUDDY?
Puppy: I'M YOUR BESTEST BUDDY.
HEY! I THOUGHT I WAS
YOUR BESTEST BUDDY.