Harvey Street Kids (2018) s01e11 Episode Script

1 [rock music.]
One, two, three, go! Whoa, oh-oh-oh, oh - That's my drummer - This is my beat Whoa, oh-oh-oh, oh - We're - Harvey Kids, gonna run this street! Run, run, run this street It's Saturday o'clock Come on, get on your feet The world's our dance floor Our moves are sweet We're Harvey Kids Gonna run, run, run this street Wow! [upbeat rock music.]
[chorus.]
Yeah! Hey! [all struggling.]
[dramatic music.]
Push! The guac slide is coming! Don't worry! We'll eat our way out of this zesty mess.
Careful! It's a [whimpering.]
Ten-Flame Tongue Torture Taco.
If only someone, anyone, literally anyone was here to save us! Don't worry, girls literally anyone is here to save you! [burps.]
Oh, thank you, Lucretia! Let's change our names to the Creesh-vey Girls! It does have a nice ring to it.
Whoo! We would be so happy if you would hang out with us every day for the rest of our lives! Let me just check my calendar.
Yep! Wide open! Wide open.
[thunder rumbling.]
We got rain! The day ruiner! The sky's spitballs! Code Rain, people.
I repeat, Code Rain! Get your last playing in now before we're all trapped inside! I'm only happy when it rains.
[chirps.]
Look at them rainproofing the park.
I wish I could hang with them.
[Dollcretia.]
So go ask them, silly jilly! [scoffs.]
I don't want to bother them.
[chuckles.]
And you know I don't have your confidence.
Guess it's time to go home.
Unless [gasps.]
What's that, Dollcretia? I should sit in the bush outside HQ to see what the Harvey Girls are up to next? Great idea! [Dollcretia.]
Wait, what? I didn't say to do that.
Shh.
Remember who's in charge here.
[Dot.]
Okay, ladies.
We have a Class Five Rained-In Situation on our hands.
Will an afternoon indoors be easy? No.
Is rain our greatest weakness? Yes.
Am I already feeling claustrophobic? [gasps.]
Was this a good pep talk? Not my best.
What? It's not spying.
It'sit's friending from a distance.
[sighing.]
Read it, done.
Okay, mm-hmm.
Hated it.
Ooh, good one.
[grunting.]
[gasps.]
Oh, no, the girls are going stir-crazy! That was fast.
[Dollcretia.]
Maybe you can help them.
Why is everything a joke with you? [Dollcretia.]
No, think about it.
They're outdoor kids.
You're an indoor kid.
[gasps.]
Hey, yeah! I can teach them my indoor ways! [knock at door.]
[growls.]
-[lightning crashes.]
-[screams.]
[shivering.]
Play with me if you want to live.
[spooky music.]
[gasps.]
You came from the out-there-place? Tell us, what's it like? Lucretia, you'll have to excuse us.
They have a bad case of cabin fever, but I'm keeping my mind sharp by writing my novel.
[Lucretia.]
"All rain and no play makes Dot a dull girl.
All rain and no play makes Dot a dull girl.
All rain and no play make" [gasps.]
Can't wait to see where this goes! I can't wait to see this rain go! [breathing heavily.]
The walls, they're closing in on me! [exclaiming.]
Don't worry, I'm here to help.
I'm an indoor survivalist.
I brought all the essentials.
Flashlights, bottles of water, comic books.
As someone who's played indoors and alone a lot [growling.]
the key is to disappear into a new world.
Like this puzzle world! [Dot.]
The white whale in the snow? [Lucretia.]
Eight thousand one pieces.
That's only been solved by one and a half people in the world.
Are you a corner starter or a center starter? Ooh, dump it all.
I want to sort.
[shimmering music.]
And for the boy band enthusiast, I brought Crush 4U's new pop opera.
"My Heart Parentheses Hearts Your Heart.
" Ahh! I even brought an official boy band hair fan.
[men vocalizing.]
[Lotta.]
They finally mastered the long-rumored skinny jean shuffle! My heart hearts your heart Oh Yeah, even when we're apart [growling.]
Drop it.
Drop it.
[snarling.]
Even though you can't be outside right now, we can be anywhere inside here.
Just use your imagination.
Maybe you're the first girl to land on an undiscovered planet.
[Audrey.]
Filled with evil aliens who want to eat my brains! Yeah, well, too bad, 'cause I'm gonna feed 'em my nebula blaster laser-chainsaw gun! [imitating laser gun.]
Or filled with space gold that you need to collect to save Earth! I do like saving Earth and in zero-gravity! [exciting music.]
-[crashing.]
-[Audrey.]
Ow! Two thousand forty-five pieces down! Only 5,956 to go! My heart hearts your heart Your heart hearts my heart Astro-Creesh, watch out for the asteroid! [gasping.]
My helmet! I'm losing oxygen! This is the best day of my life.
[sighs.]
The puzzle is whole, and so am I.
Lucretia, you cured our cabin fever! And I finally mastered the Bus Driver.
Uh, uh, uh.
Beep, beep! Yeah, thanks, Creesh! I thought I was gonna go crazy back there! [chuckles.]
But you'll never get my space diamonds! Yep, you're a great person to hang out with when it rains! Can you feel the magic, Dollcretia? My heart is swelling.
Birds are chirping.
The sun is shining.
[gasps.]
Wait, the sun is shining? [gasps.]
Oh, no! Oh, no, no, no! I finally got everything I've ever wanted, and then the sun had to rain on my parade! [Dollcretia.]
Lucretia, we talked about this.
The Harvey Girls like you.
If you want to keep hanging with them Make it seem like it's still raining outside.
Of course! [Dollcretia.]
Stop putting words in my mouth! [Dot.]
Whoo-hoo! [gasps.]
I knew my passion for water-dance would come in handy one day.
Huh.
The rain's only coming down every, mm, three seconds.
It must be letting up.
-[cheers.]
We're free! -Whoo-hoo! Better let me check just to be safe.
I'm rainproof.
My fingers are pre-pruned.
See? [all gasp.]
[panting.]
The Girls are onto me! My water dancer's rhythm gave me away! I need to go bigger and weather-ier! Is plan B ready? [Dollcretia.]
We had a plan B? [The Bow.]
Ready.
[frogs croaking.]
[eerie music.]
[Dollcretia.]
You keep secrets from me? [chittering.]
[thumping on roof.]
[coughing.]
It's worse than I thought! The rain gave way to an earth-fog-frog-quake! We got to stay inside and keep hanging out together.
[Lotta.]
Frogs rain? It's what separates reptiles from amphibians.
Wait, are they raining upwards? Global warming? It's called climate change, and that's not how it works.
[chittering.]
[frogs croaking.]
Feels like climate change, uh-huh.
[all scream.]
[Lotta.]
No! Time to come clean.
It was her! [all gasp.]
I can't live this lie.
-It was me.
-[all gasp.]
I made it seem like it was still raining.
All so you'd have to stay here and hang out with me! [all gasp.]
Aw, don't feel bad.
We've all faked weather disasters to hold people hostage once or twice, right, guys? No? Yeah, you're right, no.
Well, the important thing now is we go outside.
Right, lake.
[Dot.]
We got to do something! I'm supposed to be the Harvey Girls' number one fan, not their number one not-fan.
Strength of my Harvey Girls fandom, I summon thee.
-I got a plan.
-Hold on.
I want to see where she's going.
Dot, your wisdom can engineer HQ out of the lake using the monogrammed towels I embroidered with your initials, this boy band hair fan, my teeth No, just the fan.
It could transform the trailer into a makeshift hovercraft.
If only there was an opening in the floor.
-[Audrey gasps.]
-Has that always been there? Of course! I know this HQ better than the back of my hand, which is where I've drawn a map of your HQ.
Now, Lotta, your strength can hold this fan in place at its highest power setting.
[gasps.]
You want me to crank this up to Super Sport Halftime Show? Mm-hmm.
[grunts.]
Yeah! One last thing.
Audrey, you need to Jump overboard, befriend a kindly shark, ride her back to shore, and return with help? On it.
Actually, I was wondering if you could steer.
Ah, that works too! This is exactly the plan I was going to pitch.
Sure, but Lucretia needed the win.
[laughter.]
We did it! Your fan plan saved the day! Go, Creesh! [gasps.]
Is this for real? Quick, am I wearing a tortilla cape? No? Capes come in tortilla? Well, I'm sure you guys have plans, so Dollcretia and I will just go back to our bush.
Actually, we've been meaning to talk to you about that, uh that you-shaped bush you hide in.
Would you like to just hang out with us instead? [gasps.]
Are you for serious? Yeah! We want to keep the Lucretia par-tee-sha going! Yeah, only next time you want to hang out, instead of faking frog rain, maybe just ask? You know, for the frogs.
Can you believe how lucky we are? [Dollcretia.]
No, how lucky you are.
Go, be with your friends now.
[giggles.]
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[upbeat rock music.]
[chorus.]
Yeah! Hey! [Audrey.]
For glory! [Dot.]
For honor! [Lotta.]
For all the fun you can fit on your head! [all.]
We three are the horn-a-corns! And we just got a sweet new pad, the Horn-A-Co-Op! It's got a Half-Pipe-Atorium.
An Extreme Cloak Room.
And a Horn-A-Quarium! Uh, Audrey? I don't think your goldfish likes this.
Eh, he probably just wants another doughnut.
For our first house adventure, set up the Wi-Fi.
[slide whistle blows.]
Fine, but they can't watch Netflix without it.
No, that noise I'd know that whistle slide anywhere.
[gasps.]
Suze! Don't even think about taking our Horn-A-Co-Op! We just finished it! It took us a week to pick the mosaic backsplash for the hopscotch parlor! If you'd like, we could teach you how to build your own.
Can you use a professional-grade glitterizer? [all coughing.]
There's no nice-ing with raccoons, Lotweiler! All they understand is fist shaking! [slide whistle warbling.]
[chittering.]
Ha! [grunts.]
[sighs.]
Whew.
[all scream.]
[snickering.]
I can't believe we fell for the old toot-n-loot trick! Get 'em! [exciting music.]
[grunting.]
[slide whistle warbles.]
[Audrey yells.]
[slide whistle warbles.]
This is the last strawberry! Those jerkazoids cannot keep stealing our shiny objects! Heartily agreed.
This week, they stole Lucretia's skates, Gerald's mirror ball, and Melvin's sword.
[grunts.]
It's time we track down their home village and launch an epic water balloon splash-sault to reclaim what's ours! Reluctantly agreed.
They think they're smarter than us because they tricked us once or twice.
But they're not! Can a raccoon make an origami elephant? I think that's a hippo.
My point still stands! Girls, let's keep this in perspective.
It's not like it's something big like climate change.
How about we try extreme understanding? Yeah? But when that fails? Oh, warning! The first few rows will get wet up in here! [imitating splashing.]
That was some imaginary onslaught! Yeah, I imaginary try.
Dunker busters? Check.
Splash weak points are here and here.
Avoid the tail.
The water only makes it stronger.
Predator bombs? Check.
Cuddle weak points are here and here.
Avoid the tail.
It feels nothing.
Splash-nihilator 5000? Um, a-check! [laughing.]
[Audrey grunting.]
You gonna be okay carrying all that? Abso-definitely.
[groaning.]
Just testing out its pop-ability threshold.
And its thresh is holding.
The location of the raccoon home village has long been a mystery.
All we know is, it's somewhere in BunchaTrees Grove, between the ManyPines Woodland and the Quite-A-FewOaks Forest-Type-Area.
Ah, don't worry.
I'll sniff our way there! [chuckles.]
[inhales deeply.]
I can't smell anything! [sniffs.]
Why isn't this working? Is there a switch for this thing or something? Could be that you're not a bloodhound? Ugh, why do dogs get all the superpowers? I got it! I'll ask for help from all my animal friends and acquaintances.
[horn bellowing.]
[neighs.]
[Lotta.]
Hey, peeps! -[Lotta.]
Peeps.
-[chirps.]
So how's everyone doing? Seen any good acorns lately? -[chirps.]
-You're right, I have a favor.
Any of you know where the raccoons live? [neighs.]
The animals are clearly warning us away from finding the raccoons.
[sighs.]
I guess we go home and paint all of our shiny objects black.
[gasps.]
That's no way to live! I need to shine! If my Trixie Trout Nature Scout books have taught me anything, it's when in doubt, use this guy.
Aha! Tracks, of the raccoonic variety! See, you're not so smart.
These will lead us right to a pile of banana peels.
[groans.]
Well, they're still not smarter than us! [gasps.]
Can a raccoon make a charm bracelet using an advanced cobra weave? -I think that's a fishtail weave.
-My point still stands! Hey, I got an idea! -Didn't you already go? -We all went, so I'm gonna go again.
To catch a raccoon, we got to think like one.
They may have tricked you, but two can trick at this game.
Yeah.
[slide whistle warbling.]
Ha! Ha! Ha! I knew you couldn't resist the chance to swipe something shiny! That's an unfair stereotype.
No one of any species would pass up a free harmonica.
Speaking of, where'd you get that? Same place I got my toothbrush.
[discordant notes.]
Regardless, this should settle the debate.
Raccoons are not smarter than me uh, I mean, us! Okay, Suze.
Lead us to your village.
Or maybe you'd like some music? I warn you.
I'm self-taught.
[discordant notes.]
[groans.]
Please, at least tune it! You're a harmonster! [chitters.]
Now lead the way.
And no funny business, or else.
I wonder why the raccoons steal all our shiny objects anyway.
It's their nature.
They know three things.
Eating, stealing, and making rude gestures with their heinies.
Give them some credit.
If you were raised in the woods without the nurturing influences of kitten videos and cuddle puggle memes, you'd be less civilized too.
This must be the entrance.
Hmm.
How do we get in? Audrey, I assume you own a chainsaw? Hold on, I speak some tree.
Yeah, see.
I'm a tree, see.
I know who speaks tree.
Okay, warm up your hugging arms! All right, punks, it's your day of raccooning! [both.]
Whoa.
[chittering.]
[Audrey.]
Holy banana noodles! Our stuff, it's all here! They have been stealing for years.
Some of this is ancient! What even is that? Wow.
Up close, their community isn't too different from ours.
[chuckles.]
That one's cute.
Cute like a fox! Don't be fooled.
These are beasts! Right.
They may look like our friends, but no way do they share their quirky personalities and penchant for misadventures.
Though I grant some resemblances are uncanny.
My soon-to-be-raccoon-friends, we mean you no harm! We only wish to take back what you borrowed and, I'm sure, took good care of.
Er, took okay care of! [chittering.]
I get your reluctance, which is why I propose diplomatic nuzzling.
[hissing.]
Ooh, I forgive you! Ahh! I forgive you less! Face it, Lot-Stuff.
Huggotiations have failed.
Now, first things first.
Where's our Horn-A-Co-Op? All right.
Then splish splash, someone's getting a bath.
No, no! Water is never the answer! [chittering.]
Last chance.
I came here to do two things: throw water balloons and say cool action hero catchphrases.
And I'm all out of catchphrases.
[Lotta gasps.]
There it is! It's even more Hornacious than I remembered.
Time to reclaim what's ours! [all scream.]
-[Audrey groans.]
-[Lotta whimpers.]
How do they keep tricking us? They're raccoons! Uh, we may have bigger problems than being outsmartified.
[slide whistle warbling.]
[all.]
Yuh-oh.
[rock music.]
[growling.]
Quick! Slide for your life! [Lotta yelling.]
[shouting.]
[growling.]
Onward! To safety! [gasps.]
Ooh, I want to ride the froggy.
[raccoons snarling.]
[all gasp.]
The Horn-A-Co-Op! Can we get out of here with that? I doubt we're getting out of here at all.
-Ahh! -You asked.
Well, if we are going down, this is going down with us.
I'd rather no one have it than you jerkazoids! [grunting.]
Audrey, wait! [gentle music.]
Hey, little guys.
Wow.
That one looks way radsome.
Huh.
So they just stole this for their kids to play in? [slide whistle warbles.]
Actually, looks like they had a need for all the stuff they stole.
The way they repurpose everything.
Kind of smart.
I always thought you were jerkazoids.
[chuckles.]
You're A-Okay-azoids by me.
You can keep all this junk.
Even the Horn-A-Co-Op.
We could make a better one anyway.
Ooh, one with a two-horn garage.
But only if you stop stealing from now on.
[Lotta.]
Okay? My new best friend makes a good point! Let's have an official hugreement.
[raccoons purring.]
[grumbles.]
[purring.]
Well, Lottness Monster, guess we used extreme understanding after all.
[chuckles.]
All right, pals.
-Flee ya later! -See ya! [both.]
Bye.
-[Audrey.]
Yeah, bye.
-[Dot.]
Take care.
Bye.
Got to say, Aud, I'm impressed you let them keep all your stuff.
Well, I did swipe one thing back.
[slide whistle warbling.]
[laughing.]
[discordant harmonica notes.]
[chorus.]
Hey! Ha! Yeah! Come on! Run! Yeah! Go Hey! Let's go! Turn it up Hey! Go! Yeah! Come on Run! Shh! Ha! Yeah! Yeah! Let's go Uh-huh Come on Yeah Hey!