Heathcliff & the Catillac Cats (1984) s01e11 Episode Script
Teed Off/Monstro vs. the Wolfhound
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR
NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS
ON EVERYONE ♪
THERE'S A RACE
TO BE ON TOP ♪
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
HE'S MIXING
WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING,
DEBONAIR ♪
THE GAME
WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
AND NO ONE
CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
DELAY THE MYSTERY
CAN ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREA
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
FINALLY MEETS CALAMITY
THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
O-O-OH OH
OH-OH O-O-OH O-OH ♪
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR
NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
DETAILHALT!
WHEW.
[SNAP] HURRY UP, BOYS.
MY STOMACH'S RUMBLING.
YOUR MEAL, SIR.
AH, BREAKFAST.
ONE OF THE SIMPLER
PLEASURES OF LIFE.
FORE!
[GLASS BREAKS]
UH-OH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE--
GRANDPA IS TEACHING
IGGY GOLF AGAIN.
WASN'T THE BALL SUPPOSED
TO GO THE OTHER WAY,
GRANDPA?
OF COURSE, IGGY, MY BOY.
JUST WANTED YOU TO SEE
WHAT NOT TO DO.
UH-OH, GRANDMA.
OH, HOW MANY TIMES
HAVE I WARNED YOU
ABOUT PLAYING GOLF
AROUND THE HOUSE?
WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT GOLF, GRANDMA?
A LOT MORE THAN YOU,
YOU OLD DUFFER.
OH, YEAH? LET'S GO
TO THE COUNTRY CLUB
AND SEE WHO KNOWS
MORE ABOUT GOLF.
YOU'RE ON. LET'S GO.
WAIT FOR ME!
I'LL TEACH YOU
EVERYTHING I KNOW
ABOUT THE GAME OF GOLF.
THAT SHOULD TAKE
ABOUT 30 SECONDS.
[SNIFF SNIFF]
WHERE'S HEATHCLIFF
OFF TO?
DON'T WORRY
ABOUT HEATHCLIFF.
HE SMELLS BREAKFAST.
A LITTLE SERVICE HERE
AND BE QUICK ABOUT IT.
[SNICKERING]
IT'S SO HARD TO FIND
GOOD HELP NOWADAYS.
AH HA HA HA. GOOD KITTY.
FOR THAT I PREPARE YOU
A VERY SPECIAL BREAKFAST.
[WHISTLES]
OH, NO! IT'S HEATHCLIFF!
HEATHCLIFF, YOU'RE
GONNA BE SORRY
YOU MESSED WITH ME,
TUNA BREATH.
IT'S ALL A MATTER OF
PROPER STANCE, IGGY.
NOW WATCH THIS.
[GLASS BREAKS]
[ANGRY MUMBLING]
THIS RINKY LOOKING CA
IS THE TARGET.
GET THAT CAT!
OH, BOY. I CAN'T WAI
TO GET MY FACE INTO THIS FOOD.
UH, THAT WASN'T QUITE
WHAT I HAD IN MIND.
[SNICKERING]
HUH?
[SCREAMS]
HEY![SCREAMS]
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE
REMAIN SEATED.
I HAVE EVERYTHING
UNDER CONTROL.
WHOA!
AHH!
WELL, I NEVER!
UH-OH.
[WHISTLES]
WHOA!
[HONK]
[HONK HONK]
Grandpa:
NOW, IGGY, NEVER HI
THE BALL IN THE MUD.
FORE!
[MICE LAUGHING]
[GROWLING]
GOTCHA!
AHA.
WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE CALL IT EVEN?
I'LL TREAT YOU TO LUNCH.
WE'LL TALK ABOU
LUNCH LATER.
WATCH HOW A PRO SINKS A SHOT.
SHH. NO ONE MAKE A SOUND.
Heathcliff: FORE!
FORE.
RATS!
SOMETIMES I WONDER
ABOUT THAT CAT.
THIS HEATHCLIFF'S TOUGHER
THAN ANY ALLEY CAT.
YOU SAID IT.
HERE HE COMES!
YOU HAVE MY PERSONAL
GUARANTEE
THAT EVERYTHING
WILL BE PERFECT.
AAH!
GOTCHA!
OOH OOH. I--UH--OOH.
PLEASE FORGIVE ME,
MADAM.
I SHALL HAVE YOU FIRED
FOR THIS!
OH, NO!
OH, NO!
WHAT?!
[SINISTER LAUGH]
NOW I'VE GOT YOU, YOU
[TIRES SCREECHING]HUH?
RIDDING THE COUNTRY CLUB
OF ALL YOU ROTTEN RODENTS
SHOULD BE GOOD FOR FREE
BREAKFAST FOR A MONTH, AT LEAST.
UH, I--I'M TERRIBLY
SORRY FOR THIS.
BUT I GIVE YOU
MY ABSOLUTE WORD
AAH!
YOU!
OH, BOY. TRY TO DO
A GUY A FAVOR
THAT CLOWN HASN'
SEEN THE LAST OF US.
OK, LISTEN UP, MICE.
HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.
UH, MADAM, EVERYTHING
IS ALL RIGHT NOW.
I SWEAR IT.
OHH.
LET ME GET YOU
SOME WATER.
WHOA!
[LAUGHING]
[CRYING]
I GIVE UP. YOU WIN.
PUT AN AD IN THE PAPER.
I WANT TO SELL
THESE GOLF CLUBS.
JUST BECAUSE I BEA
THE PANTS OFF YOU
AT THE GOLF COURSE?
EXACTLY. THAT PROVES
THAT THERE'S SOMETHING
WRONG WITH THESE CLUBS.
HEATHCLIFF AND I
REALLY WANT TO THANK YOU
FOR TAKING US TO THE COUNTRY
CLUB TODAY, GRANDPA.
I'M AFRAID THAT WILL
BE OUR LAST TIME.
THEY ASKED US
NOT TO COME BACK.
I WONDER WHY?
NO DINNER FOR YOU
TONIGHT, HEATHCLIFF.
THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU SPENT THE WHOLE DAY
IN THE CLUBHOUSE DINING
ROOM STUFFING YOURSELF.
AHH, CHEESE.
OH, DRAT!
[LAUGHING]
[HOWLING]
Announcer:
TUNE IN TOMORROW NIGH
FOR THE FRIGHTENING
CONCLUSION OF
WOLFHOUND MEETS MONSTRO.
[SINISTER LAUGHING]
AW, THAT STUFF
DOESN'T SCARE ME.
DUH, IT SCARES ME.
OOH.
OOGA BOOGA.
THEY SHOULD HAVE
CALLED THIS MOVIE,
HARRY MEETS SCARY.
ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS,
WE BETTER GET SOME SLEEP.
WE'RE ALL INVITED TO CLEO'S
MIDNIGHT MONSTER MASQUERADE.
M-M-M-MONSTER?
M-M-MASQUERADE?
BOY, ARE YOU GUYS
A BUNCH OF SCAREDY CATS.
[CUCKOO CUCKOO]
YIKES!
[NERVOUS LAUGHTER]
[SIGH]
JUST THE CUCKOO CLOCK.
[SNORING]
[THUNDER]
[SINISTER LAUGH]
WELCOME TO MONSTER CASTLE.
NOW WHAT'S THE HASSLE?
THERE'S NO HASSLE,
MY GOOD MAN.
I AM THE GRANDSON
OF DR. BORIS MONSTRO,
AND I'M HERE
TO CARRY ON HIS WORK.
DR. MONSTRO'S WORK?
UH, WHO'S THE SLICK CHICK?
I AM HILGA.
YOUNG DR. MONSTRO'S
FAITHFUL ASSISTANT.
YOU'RE PRETTY AND I'M WITTY.
HOW ABOUT WE GO DANCING
IN THE CITY?
NOW LET'S CUT THE CHIT CHA
AND GET TO WORK.
FORGIVE ME, DR. MONSTRO.
PLEASE COME IN
AND WE'LL BEGIN.
WALK THIS WAY.
YOUR LABORATORY, MASTER.
NICE PLACE.
NOW WHERE'S THE MONSTER?
WALK THIS WAY PLEASE
IN THE DUNGEON DEEP FREEZE.
WALK THIS WAY.
YOU WANT THE MASTER,
BUT MY WAY IS FASTER.
MONSTRO.
WOW.
HE'S REALLY NICE
WHEN HE'S ON ICE.
LET'S GET HIM UP
TO THE LABORATORY
SO HE CAN THAW OUT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK,
HILGA?
I THINK WE OUGH
TO PUT HIM BACK
IN THE REFRIGERATOR.
IN MY GRANDFATHER'S DIARY
IT SAYS THAT IGOR DROPPED
THE JAR WITH THE GOOD BRAIN
THEN GRABBED ANOTHER JAR
WITH A PIGEON BRAIN IN IT.
AND THAT'S THE BRAIN
THAT WAS PUT INTO MONSTRO.
A PIGEON BRAIN? YECCH.
OH, NO. SOMEONE'S
AT THE DOOR.
IT'S POLICE
INSPECTOR HECTOR.
LET'S ALL GO UP
AND SEE HIM.
AND REMEMBER, NOT A WORD
ABOUT MONSTRO.
MAY I HELP YOU?
I AM INSPECTOR
HECTOR AND--
I KNOW, YOU'RE HERE
ABOUT MONSTRO .
OUCH!
I SAID NOT A WORD
ABOUT MONSTRO.
[BANG ON DOOR]
UH, SORRY ABOUT THE DOOR.
UH, MUST HAVE BEEN
THE WIND.
[NASAL TONE]
I'D LIKE YOU TO CALL ME
IF YOU SEE ANYTHING
THAT LOOKS SUSPICIOUS.
UH, GEE, UH,
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I MEAN THE MONSTER
MONSTRO.
NO MONSTERS HERE.
GOOD NIGHT.
YEOW!
HE DOESN'T SUSPECT A THING.
NOW LET'S GET BACK
TO THE LAB AND GO TO WORK.
[CRAZY LAUGH]
ONE MONSTER COMING UP.
MORE POWER!
YOU'VE DONE IT, DOCTOR.
YOU'VE DONE IT.
LOOK. HIS LITTLE FINGER.
IT'S MOVING.
HE'S ALIVE.
UH, WHAT'S FOR LUNCH?
YAHOO!
WE DID IT!
WE DID IT!
THE MONSTER IS ALIVE.
DUH, MONSTRO HUNGRY.
[CHANTING]
TUNA FISH.
NO! WAIT!
[GROWLING]
YIKES!
[CHANTING]
TUNA FISH.
[CHANTING]
TUNA FISH.
OH, NO. NOT AGAIN.
SO MUCH FOR A RELAXING--
[ROARING]
MOONLIGHT STROLL.
OOGA BOOGA.
[CHANTING]
TUNA FISH.
[GROWLING]
[CHANTING]
TUNA FISH.
OOGA BOOGA.
GEE, WHAT'S A MONSTER
GOTTA DO
TO GET SOME TUNA FISH
AROUND HERE?
NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT,
I'M A LITTLE HUNGRY
MYSELF.
WHAT DO YOU SAY
YOU AND ME GO
SCARE UP SOME FOOD?
DUH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
[CHANTING]
TUNA FISH.
[CHANTING]
MEATLOAF.
AAH!
HOW ABOUT SOME SARDINES?
LET'S SEE IF THERE'S
SOME YUMMIES IN THERE.
GRR. I HOPE SO.
EVEN MY STOMACH
IS GROWLING.
NOW I WANT THE TRUTH.
WHERE'S MONSTRO?
I ALREADY TOLD YOU
I DON'T KNOW
ANY MONSTRO.
[GROWLING]
AAH!
I WAS RIGHT.
MONSTRO'S BACK.
OH, THAT MONSTRO.
[CHANTING]
TUNA FISH.
[CHANTING]
CHOPPED LIVER.
AAH! WHOA! AAH!
QUICK! JUMP ON THE PLATFORM.
FOOD.
YUMMY.
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
WE'VE GOT TO FIGURE OU
A WAY TO GET DOWN.
GOING DOWN?
[MACHINE BEEPS]
NO, IGOR, NOT YET.
DON'T BRING US DOWN.
YAH!
OH, GOODY.
[GROWLING]
DO YOU HAVE ANY KETCHUP?
YAH! HELP!
HELP! HELP! HELP!
THE MONSTERS ARE
GOING TO GET US!
THEY'RE GONNA GET US!
THEY'RE GOING
TO GET US!
WHEW!
THAT WAS SOME DREAM.
YEAH, HOLD ON,
I'M COMING.
AAH!
SURPRISE!
DUH, HOW DO YOU LIKE
MY DISGUISE
FOR THE COSTUME PARTY,
RIFF RAFF?
IT'S GREAT, MONSTRO.
UH, MONGO.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING
AS, RIFF RAFF?
I THINK I'LL GO
AS A CHICKEN.
[BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK]
[LAUGHING]
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR
NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS
ON EVERYONE ♪
THE GAME
WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
AND NO ONE
CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
DELAY THE MYSTERY
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREA
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR
NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS
ON EVERYONE ♪
THERE'S A RACE
TO BE ON TOP ♪
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
HE'S MIXING
WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING,
DEBONAIR ♪
THE GAME
WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
AND NO ONE
CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
DELAY THE MYSTERY
CAN ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREA
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
FINALLY MEETS CALAMITY
THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
O-O-OH OH
OH-OH O-O-OH O-OH ♪
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR
NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
DETAILHALT!
WHEW.
[SNAP] HURRY UP, BOYS.
MY STOMACH'S RUMBLING.
YOUR MEAL, SIR.
AH, BREAKFAST.
ONE OF THE SIMPLER
PLEASURES OF LIFE.
FORE!
[GLASS BREAKS]
UH-OH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE--
GRANDPA IS TEACHING
IGGY GOLF AGAIN.
WASN'T THE BALL SUPPOSED
TO GO THE OTHER WAY,
GRANDPA?
OF COURSE, IGGY, MY BOY.
JUST WANTED YOU TO SEE
WHAT NOT TO DO.
UH-OH, GRANDMA.
OH, HOW MANY TIMES
HAVE I WARNED YOU
ABOUT PLAYING GOLF
AROUND THE HOUSE?
WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT GOLF, GRANDMA?
A LOT MORE THAN YOU,
YOU OLD DUFFER.
OH, YEAH? LET'S GO
TO THE COUNTRY CLUB
AND SEE WHO KNOWS
MORE ABOUT GOLF.
YOU'RE ON. LET'S GO.
WAIT FOR ME!
I'LL TEACH YOU
EVERYTHING I KNOW
ABOUT THE GAME OF GOLF.
THAT SHOULD TAKE
ABOUT 30 SECONDS.
[SNIFF SNIFF]
WHERE'S HEATHCLIFF
OFF TO?
DON'T WORRY
ABOUT HEATHCLIFF.
HE SMELLS BREAKFAST.
A LITTLE SERVICE HERE
AND BE QUICK ABOUT IT.
[SNICKERING]
IT'S SO HARD TO FIND
GOOD HELP NOWADAYS.
AH HA HA HA. GOOD KITTY.
FOR THAT I PREPARE YOU
A VERY SPECIAL BREAKFAST.
[WHISTLES]
OH, NO! IT'S HEATHCLIFF!
HEATHCLIFF, YOU'RE
GONNA BE SORRY
YOU MESSED WITH ME,
TUNA BREATH.
IT'S ALL A MATTER OF
PROPER STANCE, IGGY.
NOW WATCH THIS.
[GLASS BREAKS]
[ANGRY MUMBLING]
THIS RINKY LOOKING CA
IS THE TARGET.
GET THAT CAT!
OH, BOY. I CAN'T WAI
TO GET MY FACE INTO THIS FOOD.
UH, THAT WASN'T QUITE
WHAT I HAD IN MIND.
[SNICKERING]
HUH?
[SCREAMS]
HEY![SCREAMS]
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE
REMAIN SEATED.
I HAVE EVERYTHING
UNDER CONTROL.
WHOA!
AHH!
WELL, I NEVER!
UH-OH.
[WHISTLES]
WHOA!
[HONK]
[HONK HONK]
Grandpa:
NOW, IGGY, NEVER HI
THE BALL IN THE MUD.
FORE!
[MICE LAUGHING]
[GROWLING]
GOTCHA!
AHA.
WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE CALL IT EVEN?
I'LL TREAT YOU TO LUNCH.
WE'LL TALK ABOU
LUNCH LATER.
WATCH HOW A PRO SINKS A SHOT.
SHH. NO ONE MAKE A SOUND.
Heathcliff: FORE!
FORE.
RATS!
SOMETIMES I WONDER
ABOUT THAT CAT.
THIS HEATHCLIFF'S TOUGHER
THAN ANY ALLEY CAT.
YOU SAID IT.
HERE HE COMES!
YOU HAVE MY PERSONAL
GUARANTEE
THAT EVERYTHING
WILL BE PERFECT.
AAH!
GOTCHA!
OOH OOH. I--UH--OOH.
PLEASE FORGIVE ME,
MADAM.
I SHALL HAVE YOU FIRED
FOR THIS!
OH, NO!
OH, NO!
WHAT?!
[SINISTER LAUGH]
NOW I'VE GOT YOU, YOU
[TIRES SCREECHING]HUH?
RIDDING THE COUNTRY CLUB
OF ALL YOU ROTTEN RODENTS
SHOULD BE GOOD FOR FREE
BREAKFAST FOR A MONTH, AT LEAST.
UH, I--I'M TERRIBLY
SORRY FOR THIS.
BUT I GIVE YOU
MY ABSOLUTE WORD
AAH!
YOU!
OH, BOY. TRY TO DO
A GUY A FAVOR
THAT CLOWN HASN'
SEEN THE LAST OF US.
OK, LISTEN UP, MICE.
HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.
UH, MADAM, EVERYTHING
IS ALL RIGHT NOW.
I SWEAR IT.
OHH.
LET ME GET YOU
SOME WATER.
WHOA!
[LAUGHING]
[CRYING]
I GIVE UP. YOU WIN.
PUT AN AD IN THE PAPER.
I WANT TO SELL
THESE GOLF CLUBS.
JUST BECAUSE I BEA
THE PANTS OFF YOU
AT THE GOLF COURSE?
EXACTLY. THAT PROVES
THAT THERE'S SOMETHING
WRONG WITH THESE CLUBS.
HEATHCLIFF AND I
REALLY WANT TO THANK YOU
FOR TAKING US TO THE COUNTRY
CLUB TODAY, GRANDPA.
I'M AFRAID THAT WILL
BE OUR LAST TIME.
THEY ASKED US
NOT TO COME BACK.
I WONDER WHY?
NO DINNER FOR YOU
TONIGHT, HEATHCLIFF.
THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU SPENT THE WHOLE DAY
IN THE CLUBHOUSE DINING
ROOM STUFFING YOURSELF.
AHH, CHEESE.
OH, DRAT!
[LAUGHING]
[HOWLING]
Announcer:
TUNE IN TOMORROW NIGH
FOR THE FRIGHTENING
CONCLUSION OF
WOLFHOUND MEETS MONSTRO.
[SINISTER LAUGHING]
AW, THAT STUFF
DOESN'T SCARE ME.
DUH, IT SCARES ME.
OOH.
OOGA BOOGA.
THEY SHOULD HAVE
CALLED THIS MOVIE,
HARRY MEETS SCARY.
ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS,
WE BETTER GET SOME SLEEP.
WE'RE ALL INVITED TO CLEO'S
MIDNIGHT MONSTER MASQUERADE.
M-M-M-MONSTER?
M-M-MASQUERADE?
BOY, ARE YOU GUYS
A BUNCH OF SCAREDY CATS.
[CUCKOO CUCKOO]
YIKES!
[NERVOUS LAUGHTER]
[SIGH]
JUST THE CUCKOO CLOCK.
[SNORING]
[THUNDER]
[SINISTER LAUGH]
WELCOME TO MONSTER CASTLE.
NOW WHAT'S THE HASSLE?
THERE'S NO HASSLE,
MY GOOD MAN.
I AM THE GRANDSON
OF DR. BORIS MONSTRO,
AND I'M HERE
TO CARRY ON HIS WORK.
DR. MONSTRO'S WORK?
UH, WHO'S THE SLICK CHICK?
I AM HILGA.
YOUNG DR. MONSTRO'S
FAITHFUL ASSISTANT.
YOU'RE PRETTY AND I'M WITTY.
HOW ABOUT WE GO DANCING
IN THE CITY?
NOW LET'S CUT THE CHIT CHA
AND GET TO WORK.
FORGIVE ME, DR. MONSTRO.
PLEASE COME IN
AND WE'LL BEGIN.
WALK THIS WAY.
YOUR LABORATORY, MASTER.
NICE PLACE.
NOW WHERE'S THE MONSTER?
WALK THIS WAY PLEASE
IN THE DUNGEON DEEP FREEZE.
WALK THIS WAY.
YOU WANT THE MASTER,
BUT MY WAY IS FASTER.
MONSTRO.
WOW.
HE'S REALLY NICE
WHEN HE'S ON ICE.
LET'S GET HIM UP
TO THE LABORATORY
SO HE CAN THAW OUT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK,
HILGA?
I THINK WE OUGH
TO PUT HIM BACK
IN THE REFRIGERATOR.
IN MY GRANDFATHER'S DIARY
IT SAYS THAT IGOR DROPPED
THE JAR WITH THE GOOD BRAIN
THEN GRABBED ANOTHER JAR
WITH A PIGEON BRAIN IN IT.
AND THAT'S THE BRAIN
THAT WAS PUT INTO MONSTRO.
A PIGEON BRAIN? YECCH.
OH, NO. SOMEONE'S
AT THE DOOR.
IT'S POLICE
INSPECTOR HECTOR.
LET'S ALL GO UP
AND SEE HIM.
AND REMEMBER, NOT A WORD
ABOUT MONSTRO.
MAY I HELP YOU?
I AM INSPECTOR
HECTOR AND--
I KNOW, YOU'RE HERE
ABOUT MONSTRO .
OUCH!
I SAID NOT A WORD
ABOUT MONSTRO.
[BANG ON DOOR]
UH, SORRY ABOUT THE DOOR.
UH, MUST HAVE BEEN
THE WIND.
[NASAL TONE]
I'D LIKE YOU TO CALL ME
IF YOU SEE ANYTHING
THAT LOOKS SUSPICIOUS.
UH, GEE, UH,
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I MEAN THE MONSTER
MONSTRO.
NO MONSTERS HERE.
GOOD NIGHT.
YEOW!
HE DOESN'T SUSPECT A THING.
NOW LET'S GET BACK
TO THE LAB AND GO TO WORK.
[CRAZY LAUGH]
ONE MONSTER COMING UP.
MORE POWER!
YOU'VE DONE IT, DOCTOR.
YOU'VE DONE IT.
LOOK. HIS LITTLE FINGER.
IT'S MOVING.
HE'S ALIVE.
UH, WHAT'S FOR LUNCH?
YAHOO!
WE DID IT!
WE DID IT!
THE MONSTER IS ALIVE.
DUH, MONSTRO HUNGRY.
[CHANTING]
TUNA FISH.
NO! WAIT!
[GROWLING]
YIKES!
[CHANTING]
TUNA FISH.
[CHANTING]
TUNA FISH.
OH, NO. NOT AGAIN.
SO MUCH FOR A RELAXING--
[ROARING]
MOONLIGHT STROLL.
OOGA BOOGA.
[CHANTING]
TUNA FISH.
[GROWLING]
[CHANTING]
TUNA FISH.
OOGA BOOGA.
GEE, WHAT'S A MONSTER
GOTTA DO
TO GET SOME TUNA FISH
AROUND HERE?
NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT,
I'M A LITTLE HUNGRY
MYSELF.
WHAT DO YOU SAY
YOU AND ME GO
SCARE UP SOME FOOD?
DUH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
[CHANTING]
TUNA FISH.
[CHANTING]
MEATLOAF.
AAH!
HOW ABOUT SOME SARDINES?
LET'S SEE IF THERE'S
SOME YUMMIES IN THERE.
GRR. I HOPE SO.
EVEN MY STOMACH
IS GROWLING.
NOW I WANT THE TRUTH.
WHERE'S MONSTRO?
I ALREADY TOLD YOU
I DON'T KNOW
ANY MONSTRO.
[GROWLING]
AAH!
I WAS RIGHT.
MONSTRO'S BACK.
OH, THAT MONSTRO.
[CHANTING]
TUNA FISH.
[CHANTING]
CHOPPED LIVER.
AAH! WHOA! AAH!
QUICK! JUMP ON THE PLATFORM.
FOOD.
YUMMY.
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
WE'VE GOT TO FIGURE OU
A WAY TO GET DOWN.
GOING DOWN?
[MACHINE BEEPS]
NO, IGOR, NOT YET.
DON'T BRING US DOWN.
YAH!
OH, GOODY.
[GROWLING]
DO YOU HAVE ANY KETCHUP?
YAH! HELP!
HELP! HELP! HELP!
THE MONSTERS ARE
GOING TO GET US!
THEY'RE GONNA GET US!
THEY'RE GOING
TO GET US!
WHEW!
THAT WAS SOME DREAM.
YEAH, HOLD ON,
I'M COMING.
AAH!
SURPRISE!
DUH, HOW DO YOU LIKE
MY DISGUISE
FOR THE COSTUME PARTY,
RIFF RAFF?
IT'S GREAT, MONSTRO.
UH, MONGO.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING
AS, RIFF RAFF?
I THINK I'LL GO
AS A CHICKEN.
[BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK]
[LAUGHING]
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR
NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS
ON EVERYONE ♪
THE GAME
WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
AND NO ONE
CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
DELAY THE MYSTERY
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREA
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU