Journey to the West (1986) s01e11 Episode Script

Zhi ji mei hou wang

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Episode 11 Cleverly instigating the Monkey King
This way, master
Oh, what's up? Master
What's wrong with you? Master. Slowly
Let's have a break here
Master. Master
What's wrong
I'm hungry
and I feel faint
A whole day's walking
without food or water
If Wukong is here
Don't mention he now
He's enjoying himself somewhere
You
Master is hungry
who of us go to seek food
Of course me
Hum. Master. I'm off
Master, Bajie has
gone to seek food
Please have a break. Ok, ok
Where can I go
Ah, why hasn't Bajie come back
Master, let me go and find him
All right
Wukong, where are you
Brother Bajie, Brother Bajie
Brother Bajie
Brother Bajie, Brother Bajie
Where are you
Where did he go for the food
Ah, Brother Bajie, Brother Bajie
Brother Bajie
Ah, evil spirit
It's you
Where's the food
Food
You go to sleep
before you get the food
You don't know my difficulties
Ah, without Brother Monkey
It's hard to find the food
You, ah
Why don't you stay with
master but come to me
He's here just now. It's your fault
Master. Master
Ah
Your Majesty
Congratulations. What
He's the monk from Great Tang
to the West for the sutra. Well
Don't let him escape
Bring him here
Madam is here
Madam
Darling, honey
You've caught a monk from the East
That's him
Your Majesty. Madam
How will you treat him, darling
How
Darling, don't you know
he's very different from other monks
One can be longevous if
he eats his meat
Fellows. Yes
Clean him thoroughly
my dear and I will enjoy him later
Then we'll be together forever
Wait, Your Majesty
Wait
It's too late to eat him today
why not choose a good day
Your Majesty. You're right
Tomorrow will be the right time
Ok, it's up to you
Your Majesty. Your Majesty
Two monks are outside
they're shouting for their master
Monk Tang. Don't fear me, don't
You'd better comply. What
And marry me
Amitabha
I try to save you, but you
Look at me
Ah, you
I'm the military counsellor
of Dead Bone Madam
Dead Bone Madam
You forget her
The family killed
by your eldest disciple
is my madam
Oh, god
They're all evil spirit
They're all transformed
by my madam
You such a mortal
can't identify her
and were tricked by her
You drove away your
eldest disciple
Nobody will come to save you
You'd better obey me
Follow me
You'll get killed if you don't obey me
Amitabha
Fellows. Here. Hang him up
Yes. Hang him up. Move
We'll open his belly tomorrow
Stop
Wukong, I wrongly blamed you
Are you Monk Tang's disciples
You're very smart, evil spirit
I'm your Grandpa Bajie
If you release my master soon
I won't harm you
He's been made into steamed stuffed bun
Brother, move
Elder Tang
Don't worry
I'm not an evil spirit
Aren't you the
wife of the spirit
There's a country
called Elephantia
in the west hundreds of Li away
I was be the princess over there
and my name is
Prettier-than-a-flower
Elder, if I can see my father
I can die without regret
Princess, don't be so sad
If you can save me
I'd love to take
a message for you
and tell the King of Elephantia
Elder Tang, elder Tang
Female benefactor
Elder, please give this letter
and jewellery to my father
Hurry up
Move, elder. Ok
Hurry up
Go away
King, madam has
a heart attack again
Say it. Let's go back soon
I'll let you monks
live for a while
Let's go. Go
Ah? He ran away
What's wrong with you, darling
My body is aching
terribly with a relapse
Hold on, dear. Let me cure you
Dear. Let me cure you
Are you better now? Yes
Dear, dear, are you better now. Yes
Darling
Darling, though Shelizi
can relieve my pain
it can't cure me
I'm afraid I can't
be with you forever
Don't be sad, madam
The Monk Tang I caught
As long as you eat his flesh
you'll be longevous
Longevous? I'm afraid not
Why
The monk has been released
by somebody
Who's so bold to let him go
Go and catch him right now
Wait, stop
I released him
Ah, you
What a joke
Get out
Get out. Hum
Honey
Honey
Honey, I used to
have a heartache
Because in my dream
there is a god in golden armour
who wants to kill me
Golden armour god? Who's he
I made a wish when I was young
If I can marry a good man
I'll kowtow to the Buddha
and make benefactions
Since I marry you
we love each other
The promise has been
kept for 13 years
So the god blames me
If I break the promise
I may die
Really
I saw you caught Monk Tang
I'm afraid the god will blame me
so I let him go
Darling, for my sake
would you please let him go
just for my promise
But you can't be longevous
if you don't eat the monk's flesh
If I eat him
I'll annoy the god
then it's hard for me
to live longer
Zhu Bajie, where are you
I'm not afraid of you
For my wife's sake
I let Monk Tang go
Where is my master
He's at the back of the hill
If you disturb us again
I won't tolerate you
Where is master
Let's find him carefully
It's your fault
you didn't do your job
It's all your fault
You just fell asleep
What if we can't find master
Bajie. Bajie
Master. Master. Wujing
Master
Master. Bajie. Master. Wujing
Well, I find you finally
Master. Be careful
I lost my daughter 13 years ago
I searched the whole palace
but I couldn't find her
I thought she's lost
but she's caught by an evil spirit
My ministers, will any of you go to
Wanzi Cave to catch the monster
and rescue my Princess
Prettier-than-a-flower
Your Majesty, since this
elder dare go to the West alone
He must know how
to conquer a spirit
Why not let him
rescue the princess
If you can conquer
the evil spirit
and rescue my princess
I'll share my power
and honour with you
I can't
If you don't
how dare you go to the West
Your Majesty
I can't manage it alone indeed
my disciples protected me
Invite them to the hall quickly
Your Majesty, they look ugly
I'm afraid they'll scare you
I can't be scared by them
Invite them here quickly
Yes, Your Majesty
Look, how glorious
Greetings, Your Majesty
Zhu Wuneng. Sha Wujing
Your Majesty, it's my fault
Sorry for scaring your
Elder. Your Majesty
Thanks for your mentioning
I'll be scared to death
if I see them suddenly
Your Majesty, do you invite
us to have a drink or a meal
Well, which one of you
can conquer the evil spirit
I can. Go away
Your Majesty
I'm the Marshal Tian Peng
I'm good at transformation
and conquering the evil spirit
Show me one
Please offer me a subject
so I can transform to the subject
Grow bigger first
A bigger one. Ok
Oh, it's too short for me
Let's go outside. Ok
Please
In this way, elder Zhu
How big can you grow
If I like
I can even rise through the sky
Stop please
You must be able
to conquer the monster
Master, let me give
Bajie a hand
Zhu Bajie, are you here for death
Yellow Robe, why did you rob
Princess Prettier-than-a-flower
Set her free soon
Tell me, Friar Sand
How do you know
the princess is here
Who sent you here
Tell me
Say
King, don't you
know who leak the news
Who
It's Madam herself. Ah
How dare you. Tell me the truth
It's madam
She let Monk Tang
deliver a letter
so the King sent
those two monks here
to ask for the princess
That bitch
Why did you release Monk Tang
and asked him to
deliver a letter
Tell me the truth
or I'll kill you
Evil spirit, behave yourself
it's none of her business
Why are you here
I saw the portrait of
princess in the Elephantia
My master realised that
your wife was the princess
He mentioned this to the King
So the King pled us to save her
She's never written a letter
Ah, how silly am I to blame you
Don't be angry with me
It's not your fault
but the damn Monk Tang. King
My King, do you just let it go
It's not your fault
it's all Monk Tang's fault
Monk Tang is in the palace
Father-in-law, greetings
What a handsome man
Who are you? When did you marry
I'm from Boyue Village in Wanzi Hill
I like bow and horsing
13 years ago
I was hunting on a hill
when I saw a tiger carrying a girl
I shot the tiger
and saved the princess
The princess married me to repay me
Why don't you have a keepsake
Well
As I rescued the princess
the tiger escaped with a jewellery
He became an evil spirit
now he becomes a monk
Father-in-law
he's just the tiger
Ah, me
You're the tiger. What?
You're the tiger
You're the tiger. You
You're the tiger
You're the tiger
No, Your Majesty
Hey, that monk is a tiger
King's son-in-law
made a big contribution
for exposing Monk Tang's real side
My son-in-law
Come here
Please. Please
Do you dance
I can even dance with a sword
Do you dance with a sword? Yes
Good, show me
Go ahead
Who are you
How dare you murder me
Mind my sword
Brother
Brother, it's me
Did you call me. Yes
God! How can you speak
Why did you come back alone
The monster caught
Friar Sand into the cave
And the monster turned
master into a tiger
locked in the cage
Ah, he's very troublesome
What can we do
Go to rescue master quickly
Listen, white dragon horse, you
Go to rescue master quickly
Ah, I have no idea either
You return to your West Sea
I'll go back to
the Old Gao Village
Brother
What are you doing
You can't just leave
Neither you or I can save him
Yes, we can't
You go to ask Brother Monkey for help
on the Mountain of Flower and Fruit
What? I don't think so
Master drove him away
he won't come back
He's the loyal Smart Monkey King
he'll rescue master
if you go to beg him
Ok, then I'll go
King. King
Up, my kids
King. King
Oh, why's he here
Kids, bring the spy here
Hands off. Hands off
Hands off
Where are you from, stranger
I'm one of your acquaintances
Hum, look at you
A complete ruffian
Tell me your name
Hum. you put on
high air after all
We only haven't seen for days
you even don't know me
Well, raise your head
and let me have a look
Go to hell, you stableman
look at me as long as you can
Oh, it's Bajie
My brother
Brother, my brother
Bajie, what're you doing here
Well, I
Oh, you must annoy master
so he drove you away, too
No, no. Isn't it? Say
Tell me
Master missed you
he asked me here
Impossible
Hum, he swore and wrote
a relegation letter
Hum, he won't miss me
Bother, it's true
He missed you so much
Really? More details
Master called us on the horse
Friar Sand and I didn't hear him
So he missed you
He even praised you
for your smartness, capability
and quick response
He called your name in dreams
so he asked me to come here
Bajie, it's rare
for you to come here
why not enjoy the scenery here
No, let's go now
I'll show you around here
Let's go
That's Water Curtain Cave
Bajie, is this Mountain of
Flower and Fruit beautiful
It deserves its reputation
Isn't it a good place to live
Such a beautiful place
Of course
Come here, come on
Bajie, come here
Kids. Yes
Grandpa, please
Bajie, is this good
When in Rome
do as the Romans do
I'll take this
Brother, why not
follow me to the cave
Come on. No, let's go to meet master
He must be worried
Let's go soon
Ok, then goodbye
Where are you going
Bah, damn monkey
You prefer to be
a spirit to a monk
You wasted my kindness
You damned monkey
Hum. Kids
Bring Zhu Bajie here
Why did you condemn me
I didn't
Hum, don't lie to me
You're cursing me just now
How could I forgive you
Kids, bring a big rob
Don't, don't
Heavily beat him for 80 times
Dear brother, brother
For master's sake
please forgive me
Master, when he drove me away
he's so merciless
Not for master's sake
but Bodhisattva Guanyin's sake
Please forgive me
Bodhisattva Guanyin
Ok, I won't beat you
Tell me the truth
No, he just missed you
Kids, beat him
Stop
Stop please
Brother, brother
How dare you hide the truth
Though I'm here
I always think of being with you
Dangers are along with master
Where is he now
How loyal you are, brother
Ouch
Tell me, Bajie
Master suffers a lot
Idiot
I told you before I left
If any spirit comes
you just mention I am
his eldest disciple
Why didn't you mention that
I said it, but the spirit said
whichever Sun Xingzhe dare come
I'll peel him
tear his sinews out
gnaw his bones
and eat his heart
Who dare say that about me
Brother, calm down
It's me, it's the spirit insults you
If I capture that spirit
I'll cut it into pieces
Sure. Bajie, let's go. Ok
Kids, kids
Kids, everyone knows I'm
the eldest disciple of Monk Tang
Now my master is in trouble
how can I leave him alone
You guard the home well
till I come back after
we acquired the sutra
Then we'll live together happily
Bajie, let's go
Brother Monkey
Friar Sand
Brother Bajie
Princess, this is my
elder brother Sun Wukong
Elder Sun
Friar Sand
is the spirit in the cave
He went to the palace yesterday
and hasn't come back yet
Ah, he's back
Safeguard the princess
to the palace, you two
Hurry up
Darling
Dear
Darling. Dear
Darling. Dear
Sorry for leaving
you alone at home
Dear, you met my father yesterday
why didn't you come back
This morning
Zhu Bajie saved Friar Sand
even messed up our cave
Never mind
Dear, if I capture those monks
I'll never forgive them
Dear, my heart aches again
Take it easy
I'll cure you with this
Let me eat it
Darling, stop
If you take this
you'll turn into an evil spirit
Ah, darling
Why are you so ugly
Who's you darling
You even don't
recognise your ancestor
Who are you
I'm Sun Wukong
Great Sage Equaling Heaven
Brother Monkey
why did he disappear
Maybe he's not mortal
but from the Heaven
Right
Wooden Wolf. Wooden Wolf
Wooden Wolf. Wooden Wolf
The Jade Emperor asks
you back by a decree
Brother
Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey
Where is master
Over there, go to save him soon
Bajie. Wujing
You take good care of master. Yes
I'm leaving
Brother Monkey. Master. Wukong
Wukong, I wrongly blamed you
Master
Wukong
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