Love O2O (2016) s01e11 Episode Script

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EPISODE 11
There's an empty seat.
Will you scoot over?
-Banshan!
-Isn't that the department belle?
FOURTH QUARTER
COMPUTER VS. ARCHITECTURE
My goodness! Look! Isn't that Bei Weiwei?
-The legendary campus belle runner-up?
-Yes!
Why is Xiao Nai sitting
next to Bei Weiwei?
Is that a coincidence?
No way! I'm telling you!
They must be dating!
Just now,
I saw Xiao Nai bringing her here
on his bike.
Our idol Xiao Nai is nailed down
by Weiwei, just like that?
Meng Yiran is here, too.
Do you think she came to see Xiao Nai?
Probably, but I think,
since Bei Weiwei nailed Xiao Nai down,
that's even more prestigious
than being the campus belle!
Tell me something I don't know.
It's all your fault!
Why did you drag me here?
I didn't know, either!
Why don't we leave now?
No, if we leave now,
what would people say of me?
The score is tied.
Don't worry. When they stop
looking up at the bleachers,
the score gap will widen again.
Why are we leading by only two points?
I forgot to introduce them.
These are my roommates.
Erxi, Xiaoling, and Sisi.
Hi, nice to meet you.
Comparison does show differences.
Compared to them,
my reaction to Lord is pretty good.
Shoot from the baseline Take the ball.
Yugong and Houzi are down there.
Do you want to go say hi?
-Are they numbers 10 and 11?
-Yes.
-What about Mo Zha Ta?
-He's not here.
Do they know I'm Luwei Weiwei?
No.
I'll go.
Wait for me. Let's head back together.
Did Xiao Nai buy all those snacks?
Who cares about the snacks now?
The world is so fantastical! Erxi! Sisi!
Weiwei and Xiao Nai are so compatible!
Who said otherwise?
-People on the forum know nothing!
-Right?
Nicely done!
Has the forever-single guy finally
embraced social norms, Nai?
Hi, I'm Weiwei. Nice to meet you guys.
-Hello!
-Hi
I mean, I'm Luwei Weiwei.
-What? What's going on, Nai?
-What do you think?
-Darn it! That's fate!
-You're good, Xiao Nai!
You nailed down our department belle!
Do tell, who took the initiative?
That's obvious! Look at Lord Xiao Nai!
He went up to the bleachers
before the game was over.
He has none of the airs
of a campus celebrity.
I'm sure it's Xiao Nai
who went after Weiwei.
Guessing is too much hassle.
Girl, tell us who took the initiative!
I want to hear your first-hand account.
I know!
They've long been eating
the forbidden brew.
"The forbidden brew"?
Why cough? You're worried I'd expose you?
It's "eating the forbidden fruit."
Also, don't use that phrase lightly.
-Does it matter?
-No
-Does it matter?
-No
What matters now,
is that you're a happy couple
and we won the game.
Shouldn't it be your treat tonight?
-Treat us to a meal
-You're the best, Banshan. Treat
We're hungry after the game.
-Let's get a late-night supper!
-Let's go
-Nai's treating, Mrs. Nai has to come!
-Don't scare her.
I'll go, but she'll take a rain check.
No way! You're half
of the lead cast today.
-The main event is our department belle.
-Yes
-Why can't your girlfriend come with us?
-Fine!
I won't interfere. You ask her.
-Will you come with?
-Let's go eat!
-Come on!
-Guys, I have to go.
My roommates are waiting for me.
See you later!
What time do you usually go study?
-Half past seven.
-Okay, I'll wait downstairs tomorrow.
-Weiwei, save me a seat.
-Okay.
Let's go.
-Come on, let's get changed.
-Okay.
-Let's go.
-We'll go change.
Bye-bye
Where is she?
-Who?
-Nai's girlfriend.
You're too late. She's gone.
I came as soon as I got the news.
Nai, ask her to come back.
I want to see her in person.
You'll see her soon enough.
Let's go. It's Yugong's treat tonight.
Why me?
I don't have money or a girlfriend.
I spent all my money
treating Weiwei to lunch.
Crap Nai's gotten the bad habit
of showing off his girlfriend.
How will we live from now on?
Ask away, if you want.
Why didn't you tell us
you've been dating Xiao Nai?
You've got it wrong!
I only just found out, too.
Do you take us for fools?
By the looks of you two today,
no one would believe
you haven't been dating for half a year!
Half a year? More like half an hour!
I need ten uninterrupted minutes
to make a statement.
-Quick! Tell us everything.
-Which base have you gotten to?
Have you kissed? When was the first kiss?
What happened was,
a few months ago,
it was a sunny, cloudless day,
when the moon was bright and stars few.
I logged on to the game
and went to the bathroom
Get to the point!
The point comes after I used the bathroom!
So impatient!
When I came out of the bathroom,
I was surrounded by a bunch of players,
who thought I was there
to storm the wedding.
Then we agreed to meet.
That's when I realized
Yixiao Naihe is Xiao Nai.
So you only met two hours ago?
I didn't keep it from you.
You had it wrong.
So you met Xiao Nai just now,
and he's got you nailed down?
I guess so.
If there's a next time,
I'll try to hold out until the next day.
Forget it! There won't be a next time.
I told you she's in love!
But I never expected the guy to be
Lord Xiao Nai! It's so fantastical!
Weiwei, does Lord know
you're his fangirl?
Don't worry.
I'm his fangirl in the game, too.
He won't feel weird in real life.
You're really getting more
I don't even know how to describe you.
By the way, you haven't shown us
the video you made.
I'll show you at the dorm.
The video is the reason why
we met up today!
I totally forgot about that.
The combined power of Xiao Nai and Naihe
is too overwhelming.
It's true, when in love,
a person's IQ nosedives.
Lord Xiao is incredible.
Even his courtship is like a blitz.
Was my three-pointer awesome or what?
Forget it! What was that?
-What's up, Girly?
-Shush
What is it?
Somehow, I feel a little uneasy.
Now Nai has a girl and you don't.
-So you're particularly upset.
-You're jealous
No way! Why would I be jealous of Nai?
A girl will come eventually.
I'm just thinking about
the Mrs. Nai in the game.
Just think, in real life,
Nai has a girlfriend.
As his buddies, we're happy for him.
But come to think of it,
what about the Mrs. Nai in the game?
She just got stood up at the finals,
and now Nai has a new girlfriend.
I I just feel so awful for her.
Listen, your worry--
-There's a mosquito.
-Houzi, tell me!
Your worry is so right!
-Right?
-Yeah.
Yeah
Nai is a womanizer!
A Mrs. Nai in the game.
A Mrs. Nai in real life.
Mrs. Nai in the game must be heartbroken!
Heartbroken!
Right? No, today,
I must stand up
for the Mrs. Nai in the game.
Will you go on behalf of us three?
Good luck, bro. I believe in you.
I Believe in you, too.
Nai, I need to talk to you.
You've got a girlfriend in real life,
the department belle, at that.
As your buddy, I'm happy for you.
But, have you thought about
the Mrs. Nai in the game?
What about the Mrs. Nai in the game?
Right Nai, what about
the Mrs. Nai in the game?
-Explain yourself.
-Give him an answer.
Then I'll have to keep them both.
Nai, are you serious?
I can't be more serious.
Nai You really are a womanizer!
What's the hold-up? Hurry up!
-Okay
-Go, I'll catch up.
We'll catch up.
Why are you two laughing?
Did I say something wrong?
No, not at all.
-Nai!
-100 percent, original
-Pure womanizer.
-No additives.
-What's going on?
-Ask Weiwei.
Weiwei? The department belle
is named Bei Weiwei.
The Mrs. Nai in the game is called
Luwei Weiwei.
They're not the same person, are they?
-They're the same person.
-One and the same.
Yugong! Houzi! You guys
Let's go!
I'll get you! Come back here!
The booze is here
Hurry
-What took you so long?
-Hurry
I've always known Nai to be efficient,
but I had no idea how efficient!
He nailed down the department belle
in the blink of an eye.
Xiao Nai, how did you win over
our department belle?
Give us some pointers.
We're about to graduate,
a bunch of us are still lonely
and single.
Doesn't it pain you to see us like this?
This is a gift.
-I finally realized something.
-What?
Nai and I ran into the department belle
on a few occasions.
I said, "Don't you think
fate has brought us together?"
-You know what he said?
-What?
He said, "Even if that's true,
what's that got to do with you?"
Somebody was jealous!
Here, let's drink!
-Let's drink
-Drink
I must say, though,
Xiao Nai did this brilliantly.
Our computer department
finally had a campus belle runner-up,
and she's not dating
outside the department!
If she got snatched up
by another department,
how will that reflect on us? Right?
Hey What "campus belle runner-up"?
Don't you know any better?
Mrs. Nai is a master both pen and sword.
She's definitely number one!
The ranking is nonsense.
-I'll drink to it.
-Drink to it.
Wasn't there a bit of controversy
over the contest?
It was Meng Yiran versus Nai's girl.
How come Nai's girl lost?
I know what happened.
My girlfriend is Mrs. Nai's roommate.
According to her,
someone covertly snapped a photo
of Mrs. Nail, so it was blurry.
It didn't do her justice at all.
There was another key factor.
They said she lost, because she's not
as innocent-looking as Meng.
What ranking?
Seriously, Nai?
You don't know our department
has a beauty ranking?
But you should know this one:
risk index list.
Mrs. Nai is number one.
Let me borrow your laptop.
What's going on? You need the laptop now?
Come on Let's drink.
-Here
-Let's drink
What's Xiao Nai doing?
Is he voting for girls?
Let me see.
What have you done, Nai?
Why keep rankings
that are based on seriously flawed data?
You're unbelievable.
Here's to Nai and Mrs. Nai.
-Cheers!
-Cheers
Here's to us escaping singlehood soon!
-Escape singlehood It's a must!
-Hear, hear!
Cheers
The school's forum has exploded
over Nai and Bei Weiwei.
-Exploded?
-It exploded?
Looks like it.
-It's exploded, Nai!
-Nai, it's exploded!
-It has!
-It's true.
Lord Xiao Nai? Why is he with her?
-I don't believe it.
-How did they get together?
Hello, Sir.
This is the best-selling item
of our brand.
Is this for your girlfriend?
Yes.
-Can I see it?
-Sure. Just a second.
Here you go.
It's a very expensive gift.
Your girlfriend will be thrilled.
Cao Guang!
You're going out so late, Dali?
Where have you been?
Why didn't you answer my call?
My phone's dead.
You went gift-shopping? For whom?
You know who it's for. Why ask?
It's all thanks to your idea.
Playing to the girl's interest
is a great tactic!
The world of gaming is indeed different.
Didn't you see the school forum,
Cao Guang?
-Right, your phone's dead.
-School forum? What's up?
Read it yourself.
What?
-What's this?
-What else?
Bei Weiwei is with Xiao Nai.
Everyone saw it.
It's all over the school forum.
That's impossible!
Photos don't lie.
These aren't photoshopped.
-Where are you going, Cao Guang?
-Basketball gym.
You What are you thinking?
Look at the time! The game ended long ago.
Don't be upset, Yiran.
Maybe they're not really dating.
Even if they are,
Xiao Nai obviously isn't thinking right.
Girls like Bei Weiwei
are so manipulative.
It's all your fault!
Why did you drag me to the game?
I
I had no idea that would happen.
I only did it for your sake.
For my sake?
You're always egging me on,
to do this and that.
And then? Nothing has worked!
Meanwhile, the entire school
knows Xiao Nai
Xiao Nai is with Bei Weiwei.
Why did I go to the game?
What do people think of me?
Yiran, they don't necessarily know
you like Xiao Nai.
Look at it!
Is this Bei Weiwei's counterattack
against Meng Yiran?
I voted for Bei Weiwei.
Why do I somehow feel thrilled?
I've heard the campus belle was courting
Lord Xiao Nai.
Now he got intercepted by Bei Weiwei!
The campus belle must be
crying her eyes out now.
Tell me, what do we do now?
Calm down, Yiran.
Why don't you go home and rest?
Didn't you ask me to pick up
some things for you?
I haven't gone to the store.
Why don't I go right now?
I'll also get your favorite orange juice.
That'll cheer you up, no?
Why take it out on me?
Is it my fault Xiao Nai ignores you?
You can't net him,
yet you take it out on me?
Who do you think you are?
A prima donna is what you are!
You think you can boss me around,
for treating me to Japanese twice?
If it weren't for
I'd never wait on you!
Slow down! It's just the two of us.
There's plenty of booze
Are you trying to drown out your feelings?
Is Bei Weiwei really worth it?
Who hasn't had his heart broken?
You'll get used to it soon.
Listen to me, stop drinking.
A woman like that isn't worth it.
Who told you my heart's broken?
I'm just ashamed for having poor judgment.
I always thought I was smart,
yet I still failed to see
what a hussy Bei Weiwei is.
Waiter! Two more bottles!
Bud, I feel your pain.
The thing is, I've always thought,
beautiful girls like Bei Weiwei
are mostly arrogant.
When it comes to love,
they're always picky and snooty.
I didn't want to say anything,
since you were so keen on her.
Now that things are what they are,
I can be frank with you.
Maybe you're lucky
to not have anything to do with her.
You think so, too?
We're already a couple in the game,
yet she's dating Xiao Nai in real life.
Does she think it's a game,
so it doesn't count?
Does she think it's a game,
so she can toy with someone's heart?
I've been blind to the truth!
I thought, despite her looks,
she was still kindhearted.
I didn't know she's remarkably consistent.
Let the past rest.
A guy like you can have the pick
of any of those pretty and innocent girls
of the Foreign Languages Department.
Who cares for
those high-IQ, low-EQ
science and engineering girls?
I underestimated her.
She's such as good actress.
How could she have low EQ?
True, she's totally into you in the game,
yet in real life, she's sweet on Xiao Nai.
She deserves an Oscar
for best leading actress, no?
All right What's Bei Weiwei anyway?
Get a good night's sleep,
and break up with her tomorrow.
-Break up?
-Yes.
Why break up?
She can act, but so can I.
I'll start acting tomorrow, too.
Just you wait, Bei Weiwei!
-Hey, we're taking off.
-See you.
Bye-bye
-Taking off
-See you tomorrow.
Goodbye.
Nai,
thanks for risking your life to save me.
Cheers!
I did save you, but I didn't risk my life.
If you weren't in the way,
I'm confident we could've dodged it.
Nai, you were that confident?
In that split second, yes.
Plus, the vehicle itself was safe enough.
What about the unexpected factors?
Even so, it'd still minimize the harm.
Here's to you, Nai.
Put it down.
You gave it all on the court today.
We're all super touched.
You just recovered from your injuries.
Don't drink.
You're saying that,
after I've been drinking all night?
This is only 3.8 percent alcohol.
It's nothing.
I need to use the toilet.
He told us to keep it a secret,
to avoid being embarrassed,
but he told you anyway.
A bit of booze and he lets it all out.
He just might regret it tomorrow.
Anyway, you guys go ahead.
I need to use the bathroom, too.
Those two can't hold their liquor.
Cheers.
It is you!
Aren't you our cafeteria's lunch dude
No, I mean,
one of our cafeteria staff.
Sorry.
It's okay.
You don't work at the cafeteria anymore?
I work here at night.
Your food is particularly yummy.
Earlier, I thought
the food tonight tasted familiar.
I've been going to your cafeteria
every day since.
I know.
You do? Do you know me?
Well, I'll let you get back to work.
By the way, the veggies at school
are underseasoned.
Can you add a bit more salt?
I don't cook all the dishes at school.
No wonder, some dishes are gorgeous,
while others are hideous.
What's that? Names of dishes?
I'm in charge of making these dishes.
You can order them.
Why don't we exchange numbers?
I'm just a cook, kitchen staff.
I'm just a programmer, a coder.
Still can't sleep.
Misread?
They'd think we're
In that kind of a relationship.
Since when aren't we in that kind
of a relationship?
-Are you still up?
-I need the toilet.
I must sleep,
otherwise I'll have dark circles
under my eyes tomorrow.
That'd be bad.
Weiwei!
Weiwei!
What's the matter?
-I had the runs three times. I'm dying.
-What's wrong?
Erxi seems to have really bad diarrhea.
Take her to the campus doctor.
But the campus doctors are notorious.
Take her to the hospital.
Call a cab and have them wait
by the gates.
I'll get you some hot water.
What else do you need to bring?
Lay down.
Did I eat something bad?
How did this happen so suddenly?
You can get dehydrated
from acute gastroenteritis.
I'll get some hot water.
You should keep drinking it.
-Here we are. Be careful.
-Easy
Here, be careful.
You should go back.
The doctor said it's nothing serious.
I'll be fine after some sleep.
Forget it. We're hoping,
if we ever have diarrhea
or acute gastroenteritis,
you'll take care of us.
We're not doing this for free.
You owe us now.
You guys are so nice. Our dorm is so nice.
That's a fact. Lie down.
Close your eyes and sleep.
You're awake? Do you feel better?
Weiwei, Lord bought
the snacks yesterday, right?
Yes.
I shouldn't have touched
the nobility's food.
It's not something
my commoner's stomach can handle.
Yeah, right! We all ate it.
Why are we perfectly fine?
Don't blame everything on him.
Tell me, honestly,
did you secretly drink
too much of Sisi's diet tea?
Weiwei, you're so pretty.
No wonder you can nail Lord down.
What? It's my winning inner beauty, okay?
Inner beauty?
It's seven. I have to tell Lord
not to wait for me.
Let me borrow your phone.
First day dating, and I got exposed
for being a narcissist.
Even though I was only kidding
What now? I urgently need a solution!
Why did Lord show up?
I called Dazhong this morning,
when I got up to use the toilet.
He ran into Lord on the stairs,
and he told him what happened.
So he said, he'd come pick us up.
Why didn't you tell us first?
I haven't gotten a chance
to brush my teeth!
It was only six o'clock.
You were all still asleep.
Anyway, who cares
if you have brushed your teeth?
I haven't brushed my teeth, either.
I don't think it's appropriate
for Lord to pick us up.
Why not? He's family now.
"Family"?
Aren't you a bit presumptuous, Sisi?
But it's Lord's car, we're commoners
Sisi is right, he's family
You haven't had breakfast, right?
Let's get some food.
Lord is so sweet.
He rescued me from that awkward moment.
It's okay.
You've already been a great help.
We're family now. Don't worry.
I knew it.
That sweet feeling was just an illusion.
Easy
Thank you for the breakfast.
Weiwei, we'll take Erxi upstairs now.
Thank Mr. Xiao for us.
For a minimum of three minutes.
Bye-bye
Do you need to prepare?
Prepare for what?
Three minutes, right?
Your time starts now.
They were joking.
Did you take it seriously?
I might have accidentally
taken it seriously.
I should go, too. Bye-bye.
It smells so good.
You're up? Food is really powerful.
It wakes people effortlessly.
Come eat.
-Come eat, Erxi.
-Wait
Are you all better?
You have energy to shop?
Several big brands have
a seventy-percent-off online sale today.
It starts at ten o'clock sharp.
My well-being is the least of my concerns.
If I miss out, I'll be more upset.
Even cockroaches don't recover
at your pace.
Yes, I'm a cockroach. So what?
What do you know?
Sales are the only
potent remedy I need.
By the way, Weiwei, come take a look.
There are so many posts
about you and Xiao Nai
on the school forum.
There are pictures of you two
holding hands at the basketball gym, too.
Let me see.
Look! A lot of people
are incredulous at first.
When the pictures were posted,
they were floored.
Everyone's gossiping,
wondering when you started dating.
I thought the campus belle contest post
would be at the very top.
How come it's not here?
Our fellow students are too gossipy,
including you.
It's exam time. The more exams,
the more gossipy they get.
It's so-called pressure relief.
It's ten! I better start shopping.
Come give me your opinion on this dress.
Hurry Otherwise I won't get it!
-This one.
-So annoying.
It's good, and it's pretty cheap.
This one?
Hello?
-You're up?
-Yes, I'm up.
-Are you going to study later?
-Yes.
But I don't think
I'll be able to find a spot now.
There's a quiet place I can take you to.
-Where are we going?
-You'll find out soon.
The photos are online now.
I guess I don't have to worry
about being seen?
Aren't we going to the library?
This place is off-campus.
Subtitle translation by Lu Yuhan