Supah Ninjas (2011) s01e11 Episode Script

Empire city: Her streets are dicey and dangerous streets, But a new hero has risen to light in the shadows.
Of empire city's lightless shadows.
His name is me, For I am Kickbutt! Now, you have two choices, mate: Pay up or get a right jolly flocking.
And I'm in the mood to flock.
Criminal scum.
Somebody's about to get kickbutted.
The aforementioned criminal scum.
Is that somebody.
Fore! Oh, sorry.
My bad.
You're gonna get the beating of your life, mate.
Smack! You just got your butt completely kickbutted Courtesy of kickbutt! Fore! Courtesy of kickbutt! That's what everybody's going nutty about? As far as viral videos go, "pajama vigilante" isn't exactly "sneezing panda" Or "mike falls in a toilet.
" You put that up? 10,000 views.
I just don't get it.
He fell in a toilet.
No, this guy, kickbutt.
The sweatpants, the golf club, I can't believe he actually has fans.
Kickbutt rules! Whoa! Oh, kickbutt! Yeah! We could have fans.
No.
Just one short video.
No.
We have masks.
No.
Guys, I don't think this kickbutt knows what he's doing.
He seems to have no real training, No weapons and zero fashion sense.
- Yeah.
- Sign our petition.
New t4 cables for the computer lab.
We're currently stuck with the more anemic, Laughably-slow t3 cables.
Awe, those poor guys remind me of puppies in a pet store.
I just wanna pick 'em up and hug 'em, No matter how bad they smell.
You guys should really go for the optical fibers.
T4s Max out at 100 meters.
Well, anyways, good luck, guys.
Yes.
So get this.
That thug from kickbutt's video.
Is part of a british crime syndicate.
Called the House of lords.
That's where my dad buys lumber.
That's House of boards.
Yeah.
I heard about these guys.
Their boss is sir Nigel wicket.
Scotland yard's been after him for years.
The allegations.
Of my criminality are as pure as chimney soot.
They haven't any more truth in them.
Than a jammy biscuit.
Have a spot of tea, ya bloke.
Would you like a spot of me nunchucks? How 'bout a dobby spot of me royal tonfa sticks.
Eh, what? Do not mock your enemy.
To disrespect them, is to underestimate them.
Let's not dillydally, then.
Sounds like a jolly good plan, chap.
But first, a stop at the loo.
Hey.
Hey, kickbutt, I was just closing up.
Oh, that's totally cool, Mr.
Penzato.
I'll just take my delicious and free pizza home tonight.
I mean, home to my lair, The butt cave.
I'm just gonna hit the bathroom first.
Hurry up.
Tick tock, penzato.
We'll take our usual slice.
I don't have your money yet.
Well, that's a crying shame.
As is what's just happened to your dishes.
Huh? And your blooming face.
Listen, we can I can get I can get it for you.
You just have to give me a little time.
We could work this out.
Mission accomplished.
Mr.
Penzato? Well, lookee here.
If it isn't kickbum.
Hello, hello, chaps.
We're crashing this tea party.
Time to introduce you to fist and chips.
- Ahh!! - Ahh!! Smack! Smack! Villainous ninjas fighting villainous brits.
That's too many villains, by Joe.
Ahh! Smack! Ow! My arm! Clank! What is he doing? I have no idea.
Clank! Ahh! My leg! Careful, kickbutt.
Experience maximum velocity.
Getting dizzy.
Knock it off.
We're the good guys.
Lads.
This ain't over.
Let them go.
Way to go, butthead.
That's kickbutthead to you! This is a message to the House of lords, Who have been terrorizing my city, Empire city.
Got your money, All of it.
So quit it.
For real.
Or else Listen, Nigel, I'm really sor No more excuses, Harry.
Now you fetch me that boy.
And fetch me back my money too.
Wherever you'll be, I'll be there.
Kicking the but of crime with the boot of justice! He's a dead man.
It's so sad.
He's gonna be buried in those saggy sweatpants.
Well, here's something.
That might pick our spirits up.
It's called "mike falls in a toilet.
" Beep.
Terrorizing empire city We got to figure out who kickbutt is.
Before he gets himself killed.
Wait.
There's something behind him.
There, on that clipboard.
"b.
R.
H.
S.
C.
C.
" That's the petition you signed for those smelly puppies.
I never signed a petition for smelly puppies, But I would.
No, Benjamin rush High School computer club.
One of those guys must be kickbutt.
And if we figured it out, the House of lords will too.
We got to find kickbutt.
And make him give the money to the police.
We need someone to infiltrate the computer club.
Someone who will fit in.
Someone fluent in nerd.
Why are you looking at me? I could do it.
I speak nerd.
You couldn't be uncool if you tried.
I'm cool.
I'm a ninja.
I was a nerd in third grade.
I can do this.
Amanda, you need to leave this one to the expert.
I love you, Mike, But you are ninja nerd number one.
How can you say that? Well, for starters, you speak klingon.
Case closed.
Fine, I'm going in.
I can learn klingon.
You wanna know why you can't see anything? Oh, look, your screen was turned off.
You know, the screen, It's the part of the computer you look at.
And looking is what you do with your eyes, These things.
We're done here.
Hey, hey, can you believe that guy? Jocks.
My little sister knows more about computers.
Than that muscle head.
You don't have a little sister, Mike.
How did you know that? We rode the bus together for four years.
You didn't even bother to say hello to me.
I'm sure I said hello.
I love saying hello.
Hello, uh - Spenc - Spencer.
Oh, don't bother.
I mean I would never wanna taint your social status.
I have social status? You're friends with Amanda McKay.
She's popular.
That makes you popular adjacent.
Hello, fellow computer aficionados.
I snort.
Excuse me.
What are you doing? I'm backing you up.
Are those my clothes? Well, I had to draw inspiration from somewhere.
I'm making headway on Spencer.
You try bonding with those guys.
Salutations, my brothers in dorkhood.
Let us swap stories of action figures.
And not kissing girls.
But first, a query.
Who would you rather go on a date with, Princess Leia or princess Amidala? Ahh, trick question.
Look at us.
We're not getting dates.
Look, Spencer, I'm more like you than you think.
Just because I'm friends with Amanda.
Doesn't mean I go to all the cool parties and stuff.
Mike, what are you doing here? I know you don't actually care about me, And being seen with us, It's only going to drag you down.
I'm Just trying to be friends.
All right.
Show me what you got.
Sign our petition for t4 cables.
High speed is the answer.
Faster is better.
We're supposed to be undercover.
This is very above cover.
This explains so much.
Ugh, yeah.
No! We're in too deep, man.
We're in too deep.
What's your name? Wait! You cannot just vacate the premises.
And condemn me to social purgatory.
These nerds are stealing my soul.
I think I know who kickbutt is.
Hey, Spencer.
Listen, if you're in some kind of trouble, Maybe you should go to the police.
Why do you say that? I think you know why.
Look, I just got to get home and change my socks.
Hey, Owen, um Okay, I'm positive either Milton or Francis is kickbutt.
It's Spencer.
Done.
Can't do this anymore.
He won't listen to me.
But I know someone who can talk him out of what he's doing.
It's time to bring in the amandanator.
You sure kickbutt's gonna show? This is his turf.
He'll show.
Hey, give me your purse, Amanda.
You don't know my name.
Right.
Give me your purse, girl I don't know.
- Whoa! - Pretend! Just pretend.
Sorry, force of habit.
Fore! Away with you, criminal scum.
This fair lady is defended by kickbutt, Who is me.
Ahh! Ahh, youot me! Ahh! That's right.
Leave her alone.
You saved me, kickbutt.
I know.
I'm so lucky you were around.
I'm a big fan.
Wow, awesome.
No, you're awesome.
And your last video, Taking on the House of lords, That was so brave.
But don't you think it's a little dangerous? - I l-o-l in the face of danger.
Okay, okay, I get it.
It's just, those thugs don't mess around.
And I think you better stop doing what you're doing.
And turn that money in to the police.
I can't.
You could get seriously hurt.
Look, when I'm out here ridding these streets.
Of criminal scum, People, they know that I'm somebody.
If I don't do this, Then Then I'm basically nobody.
Well, whoever you are, I bet you're not a nobody.
I'm Amanda.
I'm s There he is.
Ahh! Mind your own business, okay? This is my business.
Wait, I can't see.
Where did you go? Smack! Move it! Guys, we got a problem.
They grabbed the butt.
You couldn't fight off those goons? I was outnumbered.
Well, that didn't stop you from giving us a beat down.
We need to figure out where they took Spencer.
Probably the same place he hid the money.
So where would he hide it? It's not like kickbutt has a secret dojo.
Perhaps not a dojo, But every hero h a hideout, Even this kissbutt.
He's right.
Let's suit up.
Do you know where we're going? No, But she seems very confident.
Hey, easy on the superhero.
Well, where is it? You're uh you're looking at it.
You squandered my money on toys? Yep.
Off with his head.
You ever seen a british pound? Ahh! No! Hey.
Put down the nerd.
Be careful! That's a new printer! Undo! Undo! Undo! Control "d!" Clang! Ahh! Ah! Smack! Ahh! Clang! Kickbutt, you need to kick some butt! Clang! Smack! Ahh! Smack! Control, alt, defeat! Nice, kickbutt.
- You just got double-decker busted.
You okay? Mm-hmm.
We did it! Awesome team-up, my fellow heroes! You did good work, kickbutt.
Thanks, ninja man.
Not my name.
You were great, But you were in over your head.
Way over your head.
Maybe you should think of.
Hanging up those golf clubs.
And those saggy sweatpants.
But they're so soft.
Okay, okay.
Seriously, you could have gotten hurt.
I know there are people out there.
That care about you, Whoever you are.
Well, perhaps it is time for kickbutt.
To walk off into the sunset.
Walk off a hero.
A legend.
A heroic, walking legend.
We get it.
Good citizens of empire city, You are safe once again.
The House of lords will no longer.
Be a stain staining our city, Empire city.
So now I bid you adieu.
Sayonara.
Ciao.
Shalom.
Laters.
Until next time! Until next time? - That wasn't a good-bye.
That was an, "I'll be back.
" I'm gonna kick kickbutt's butt.
If he shows his butt again.
A cheese.
And here's a beautiful special there.
- Thanks, Mr.
P.
- Thank you.
Two extra large? You must be hungry, fukanaga.
I've invited some new friends.
YouDidNot.
What have you done? We'll be social pariahs, condemned.
Denounced, expunged.
Oh, no.
It's in my bones.
You just asked them to sit down for food.
Told you I could learn klingon.
Hi, I'm Amanda.
I'm Spencer.
Oh, and Milton, Francis.
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
Well, I guess, since we're all here Have you seen "mike falls in a toilet"? Lookit.
Let me show you.