The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 (1990) s01e11 Episode Script

It is a legend no
one will forget.
Everyone thought King Koopa
had left the mushroom kingdom.
and then
His Doom Ship attacked!
King Koopa was back!
With the greatest
danger ever known:
His Koopa Kids!
With their new super powers,
The Super Mario Bros. rescued
Princess Toadstool and beat
back the evil Koopa Family.
King Koopa:
I'll get those plumbers!
Toad, I thought you were going
to fix me a bowl of healthy
bran?
Ran out.
But I found some wholesome hay.
Well at least the pancakes look
edible.
Yeah. They're really light!
Luigi! What's going.
Huh? Help! What is this?!
What's goin on.
Yow!
Since the Princess won't turn
over her Kingdom, I'll pull it
up by the Roots.
The new Koopa-Doopa Raiser-Upper
is working perfectly!
Of course it's perfect! After
all, I invented it!
You did a fine job, Kooky.
I always knew you were brighter
than you looked.
Soon everything in Mushroomland
will be levitated up to Sky
World!
And no one can stop us, 'cause
we have the Sky World's ruler,
Emperor Ed, locked in the brig!
This is an outrage!
When my people find out you
captured me, they'll revolt!
They're extremely revolting
people!
Eeek!
Well there goes the
neighborhood!
What could be causing it???!
Beats me. But we've got to stop
it right away or I'm gonna hit
the ceiling!
This is terrible!
Everything is going up!
Even the ice cream man!
Heh, Tell him I want a root beer
float!
There's important stuff going on
here, Luigi!
sorrry!
Looks like I'm starting to get a
rise out of the Mushroom
Kingdom!
I'll give the Raiser-Upper more
juice!
No!
You'll overload it, and -
You can't bounce me around like
this!
I tell you I won't stand for it!
I won't sit down for it, either!
Huh? Whoah! Eeek! Oooof!
Well this is more like it!
Gracious!
I heard of falling asleep, but
this is ridiculous!
Emperor Ed flew the Koopa coop!
Rats! Everything's going wrong!
Boy, King Dad, you really did a
job on my Koopa-Doopa
Raiser-Upper!
Now it's a real downer!
Never mind what I did, Kooky!
Just fix it!
Wonder what that was all about?
Well, whatever it was, it's
over!
Eeeeeaaaaaaaahghh!!!
Toad! Are you all right?
Don't worry I'll get 'em in the
next round.
Emperor Ed! How nice of you to
drop in.
Princess! We're both in trouble!
King Koopa abducted me from my
castle.
He wants to levitate your
kingdom into
the clouds with his New
Raiser-Upper!
Well, Luigi, looks like we
better take Emporer Ed back to
Sky World.
And bring King Koopa
down to earth.
Hey, I found one!
We're in luck!
The last two Super Leaves in
this part of the forest!
Raccoon pooow - wwwer!!
Now we can fly to the Doom Ship
and trash Koopa's Raiser-Upper!
While you're doing that,
we'll tie down
everything we can!
In case Koopa starts
levitating again!
I really appreciate the lift.
My castle's the second cumulus
on the left.
Here's your stop!
Ooof! Thanks, I think!
Looks like Koopa's firing up the
Raiser-Upper again!
There. Now it has ten times its
original power.
Now I can have some real fun!
We'll sneak in here and
surprise those two lamebrains.
Surprise!
Well, well -You're just in time
to see the big show!
Looks like things are starting
to look up in Mushroom Land!
You won't get away with this,
Koopa!
But I will! The Princess has no
hope!
I know I've said this a zillion
times before but at last this
time for sure --
her people will rise up --and
her kingdom will be mine!!!!!
I can't believe it!
All the properties in Mushroom
Land are going sky high!
This is easier than pulling
teeth ---and just as much fun!
Hang loose, Luigi. I'll get us
out of here!
Hey, Rocky Wrench, all you gotta
do is open our cage and this
yummy chocolate bar is yours.
Then how about letting us borrow
one of your wrenches for a
minute?
Okay, that's it!
See if we ask you along on our
next plumbing job!
Hurry! Inside!
Mario and Luigi should have been
back by now - they must be in
trouble!
As usual.
Hidden somewhere in the basement
of my castle is a Golden Chest,
containing Golden Magic Wings!
We'll use them to fly to Sky
World and see what happened to
Mario and Luigi.
My gosh! Didn't anyone believe
in taking out the trash?
This looks like landfill heaven!
We've got to find the Secret
Chamber,
inside the Hidden Room at the
end of the Unknown Tunnel!
Okay. I'll search the left side.
Good. I'll go that way.
I think I'll juice it up to
quadradrupple power,
so we can finish the whole
kingdom off before dinner.
Quadradrupple power? Gee,
King-Dad, I don't think you
should -
Aw, lighten up! Learn to live a
little!
It's hopeless. All this junk!
Frankly, Princess I had no idea
you were such a secret slob.
Look, you can't expect me to
rule a kingdom and have time to
take out the garbage, too.
Look! The Secret Room!
No --it's the Hidden Chamber!
There's the Golden Box!
Let's get those Magic Wings!
It's really hard to control
these Raccoon power wings.
must look ridiculous.
Don't be so self conscious.
It's not like you're on
television with millions of
people watching you.
Now come one we've got to find
Mario and Luigi!
I hate to say it, but King Koopa
finally won out.
It looks like curtains for
Mushroomland.
And venetian blinds, too!
Kooky, put the Koopa-Doopa
Raiser-Upper on automatic pilot.
As long as we're up here, I
might as well take over Skyland,
too!
Now hear this! I, the one and
only, extremely disgusting King
Koopa,
am your new ruler! From now on,
you will obey only me!
Now listen here, you big green
thing!
My people will never give in to
your demands!
That's right! Never! You tell
'em, Ed! Never! Noway.
We can watch the fun from here.
I set the Raiser-Upper to "Chaos
Mode!"
Good. Now things will really
start jumping!
Now you dizzy dimwits -- who are
you going to obey?
You, mighty Koopa!
Your wish is our command!
That's more like it!
Ha ha ha ha!
Hey! Mr. Rocky wrench!
Princess! Boy, are we glad to
see you!
Hey, there's my house!
That gives me an idea! C'mon -
let's grab the RaiserUpper and
take it over to Toad's House!
At last! Skyland and
Mushroomland are mine!
After all these years I'm
getting what I deserve!
You'll get exactly what you
deserve, Koopa!
Thieves! That's mine! Give it to
me!
Alright --you asked for it!
Crank it to full power,
we're levitating the Doom Ship
back to Koopa Kingdom!
Whoah! Yipe! This is all your
fault, Kooky!
Now, we'll put everything from
the Mushroom Kingdom back where
it belongs.
Alright! Mission accomplished!
Hmmmm. Where was I when we were
so rudely interrupted?
You were taking a small bite of
pancake and floating to the
ceiling.
Hey! This time I'll make sure
I'm too heavy to float!
What a great day for a swim!
There isn't a cloud in the sky!
Looks like you spoke too soon,
Princess!
That's the darkest rain cloud
I've ever seen!
Great Flooded Basements!
That's no rain cloud! Look!
It's Koopa's Doomship! Dive for
cover!
Big problems, King-Dad!
Our radiator's overheated!
My nerves are getting bad.
You know I get space sick.
And I just got this clunker back
from the repair shop!
We need some water fast -before
we're all blown to Koopdom come!
Quick, Activate the
Super-Slurp Pipe!
It's our last chance!
Those rotten reptiles are
slurpin' up our swimmin' hole!
Yeah --and we're gonna be
slurped right along with it, if
we don't hold on!
I can't hold on! I'm losing. my
grip!
Oh, no! I'm a slurpeeeeeeeeeeee!
Ouch! Eeek! Oooh! Hey!
It worked! The water cooled
things down just in time!
It was not just in time,
Cheatsy!
That rotten steam melted my
mascara!
There, there, Kootie Pie.
It'll be okay! I'll make it up
to you!
I've got a great idea for a
Koopa-caper!
Then what are we waiting for??!!
Let's hoist that hose and get
cracking!
Trouble City! Princess
Toadstool's been Koopnapped by
accident!
Come on!
We've got to get out of these
frog outfits and find Raccoon
power,
so we can fly after the Doom
Ship!
It's a good thing my crown is
wash-and-wear!
Now it's time to find out just
what those cruddy Koopas are up
to!
Hang on, my corrupt kiddies
We're boogyin" outta the
Mushroom Kingdom
and barrelin' into
the Real World!
And to make sure those meddling
Mario Brothers don't follow us!
Kooky, activate the
Koopa-Klogger!
With pleasure, Pop!
My nifty new gizmo will block
every Warp Pipe in the Mushroom
Kingdom!
Come on, raccoons!
There's the Warp Pipe those
Princessnappin' Koopas went
through!
Ooofff! Yowwwww! Heyyyyy!
You see that??!!
The Warp Pipe's blocked by some
kind of force field!
There's no way to follow Koopa
and save the Princess!
I-Am a genius!!
My Koopa Klogger is sheer
brilliance!
Those pain-in-the-drain
plumbers won't spoil our
evil fun this time!
stop yer yackin' and start yer
packin'! We got a world to
Koopa-conquer!
The Real World's got seven
continents,
and I'm givin' one to each of
you to do with what you like!
Koop-Koop-Hurrah!
Koop-Koop-Hurrah!
Bully, you get to be the Beast
of the East in Asia!
Cheatsy, you show how low you
can go "down under" -
in Australia!
Kootie Pie, show the Old World
something new in NASTINESS.
Go be a plague on Europe!
Kooky, go wild in Africa!
Bigmouth, blow your hot air all
over Antarctica!
Hip, rediscover North America!
Be rotten from sea to shining
sea!
Hop, La bamba South America!
Give the Real World a kooping
it'll never forget!
I've gotta do something fast --
before those creepy Koopalings
take over the entire Real World!
If I can just switch off the
Koopa Klogger
Surprise! Surprise!
A Princess like you in a place
like this
Good thing the Koopa-Klogger has
an antigoody-good warning
device!
Prisoner!
Keep pullin'! Pull! Pull!
This time I think we got it!
Whoaaaaa! Ummphhhh! Whaaaaaaaa!
It's no good, Mario! We've tried
everything!
That Warp Pipe's blocked for
good!
You're right! That's the worst
clog I've ever seen!
Don't worry.
Princess Toadstool can handle
herself!
I'll bet she's got Koopastoopa
beggin' for mercy right now!
Nastier villains than you have
failed to conquer the Real
World!
You'll never get away with this!
I already am getting away with
this, little Miss Princess!
Look!
See what kind of fiendish
mischief my Koopalings are up
to!
What Koopa-catastrophe are you
causin' in Asia, Bully Koopa?
I'm paintin' graffiti allover
this wall, Green-Daddy!
Lousy lizards, Bully! Any stupid
airhead can slop graffiti
around.
But it's not just a wall, Pop.
It's The Great Wall of China!
Great! Great! Really Rotten!
Kooky, what's koopin' in Africa?
I've used my magic wand to turn
all the wild animals
into stuffed animals!
Cheatsy, what's goin' down "down
under" in Australia?
I've turned every human being
into a Kangaroo - except one!
And what'd you do with him?
We're throwing a shrimp on a
barbie!
And what about Antarctica,
Bigmouth?
I've made an abominable
SNOWKOOPA!
That's cold, Bigmouth!
I love it!
Kootie Pie, how are things going
in Europe!
I'ye used my magic wand to turn
all these stupid, ugly, useless
old paintings and statues into
something really beautiful.
Pictures of me!
There's the "Mona Kootie",
the "Birth of Kootie", and
"Kootie Descending a Staircase"!
And what's happenin' in North
and South America?
I've taken over all the TV
stations and am holding a
"Koopathon"!
I'm not goin' off the air until
everybody sends me all their
money!
And I'm turning the Amazon
forest into 'a parking lot!
Now all I need is
a zillion cars to fill it!
Nice goin', Koopa-Kids!
You've made your daddy so proud!
That's world class mischief!
How am I going to get out of
here?!
Hmmm That Bob-ornb looks like
he has a short fuse.
I'll bet you're a dud!
Bet you won't even explode!
Oh yeah, watch!
It worked! With the Koopa
Klogger caput, Mario and Luigi
can escape from the Mushroom
Kingdom and help me clobber
these Koopas!
The Koopas are high-tailing it
back to the Mushroom Kingdom!
Thanks to you, Princess
Toadstool!
You saved every continent of our
Real World from Koop-tastrophe!
After all the times you Super
Mario Brothers have saved the
Mushroom Kingdom,
it was the least I could do!