The Hardy Boys / Nancy Drew Mysteries (1977) s01e11 Episode Script
Wipe Out
? If everybody had an ocean? ? Across the USA? ? Then everybody'd be surfin'? ? Surfin' USA? Frank's gone down.
You cut me off.
This is competition, buddy.
If you're against us, you're gonna lose.
I want you to keep an eye on those two.
If they so much as flick an eyelash, I wanna know.
Get a load of this stuff.
No time for appraisals.
Put it in the bag and let's go.
What are you doing here? You and your brother are supposed to be at the airport.
You're taking the late flight out tonight.
Tonight, the Hardy Boys in Wipe-Out.
? If everybody had an ocean? ? Across the USA? ? Then everybody'd be surfin'? ? Like Californi-a? ? You'd seem 'em wearing their baggies? ? Huarachi sandals too? ? A bushy bushy blonde hairdo? ? Surfin' USA? ? You'd catch 'em surfin' at Del Mar? ? Ventura County line? ? Santa Cruz and Trestle? ? Australia's Narrabeen? ? All over Manhattan? ? And down Doheny Way? ? Everybody's gone surfin'? ? Surfin' USA? ? We'll all be planning that route? ? We're gonna take real soon? ? We're waxing down our surfboards? ? We can't wait for June? ? We'll all be gone for the summer? ? We're on surfari to stay? ? Tell the teacher we're surfin'? ? Surfin' USA? ? Surfin' USA? Come on.
Come on.
He's caught one.
He'll need a good ride the way the scores have been running.
Hang in there, Brother.
Let me look.
You don't see surf like this in the East Coast.
He's doing great! The curl's closing out.
So much for great.
It's okay, he had some good rides.
He'll- He'll qualify for the semifinals.
We're getting ready for the semifinals, and with me is Wally Seibert.
Wally, it seems like we've been here before.
Three years running.
You're the all-time favorite, the pressure's on you.
Do you feel that pressure when you're on water? No, no, no.
All you can think about is the wave and the ride.
It takes all your concentration.
You don't have any time to think about anybody or anything else.
When you talk about "anybody", Frank Hardy's been looking awful hot today? How do you feel about that? Yeah, he's been, uh, a surprise.
Uh, he's done real well, but I think he's, uh, manageable.
Well, that's the confidence of a champion.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
We're getting ready for the semifinals, a lot of action and explosive surfing today.
The final challenger is Frank Hardy, definitely, one of the finest competitors on the scene today.
Welcome to Hawaii, Frank.
Thanks.
It's nice to be here.
Tell us, exactly how long have you been surfing? I've been surfing about six years.
But it's the first time I've been in this kind of competition.
We've been watching you this morning while surfing.
It's obvious you've put a lot of time and effort in preparing for this.
How do you expect to do? If I can come in the top five, I'll be happy.
Judging from what we've seen, there's a good chance you might be in the top three.
Just how are the waves breaking today? They're breaking pretty well.
They're coming in fast.
You'll probably see many wipe-outs later.
Well, thank you very much, and good luck.
Thank you.
Congratulations.
Hey, you were great.
Thanks.
Ah, the thrill of victory.
More like the agony of defeat.
There's tons of water coming down every time you wipe out.
And on the next wave, Pomo.
Great take off! Fantastic recovery at the bottom of the wave.
Riding it perfectly.
Showing that expert riding ability that all these champions have performing here today at the championship.
Oh, you know what they say: It's not whether you win or lose.
Aha, well, I didn't save for 18 months to come to Hawaii to lose.
At least, not in the preliminaries.
Up on the outside, it's-it's Wally Seibert.
Beautiful bottom turn.
He's pulling himself up into the tube.
Nice and tight.
Fantastic ride! Spectacular ride for Wally Seibert.
That's going to earn him a lot of points.
Hey, nice ride, Pomo.
Thanks.
Nice going.
You, too, Wally.
All right, thank you very much.
Looked like you were glued to the boards.
Good wave.
Frank took off on a big one.
Yeah, and it bit back.
Next time, just watch Pomo.
He knows the surf here better than anybody.
Takes the easy ride home.
This goofy footer would have to paddle in if he didn't have me for a guide.
Oh, they're collecting the scores.
We've four qualifiers for the semis.
: Pomo Kelly.
Nice going.
Nice going.
Wally Seibert.
Graham Turnbolt All right, Graham.
and Frank Hardy.
All right! Talk about a dark horse.
If you're born with it, all it takes is a little grace and skill.
And a little luck.
A little? We have to figure out a way of convincing Dad to move his operation to Hawaii.
Why? I thought you didn't like to surf.
Who said anything about surfing? I met a couple of bellboys today.
They got a band that's doing a beach concert tonight.
What do you say we go? It'll have to be late.
Liz and I only have to get to the hotel and get changed.
We have jobs, remember? Sorry, I forgot.
Hawaii does that to you.
Frank.
Oh, wow.
They got my watch, your ID.
They also got the plane tickets.
Check the shoe.
They got the money.
They were thorough.
Let's face it.
We've been wiped out.
Lt.
Kirk here.
Anything yet on the burglary in the Hawaiian Surf Hotel? Yes.
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
Maholo.
Well, your airline tickets were cashed in about three hours ago.
Oh, terrific.
Didn't they get a description or anything? They got your brother's driver's license number for identification.
Don't you guys take any precautions? You know, Travelers' checks? You could've checked your valuables with the front desk.
Believe me, we thought about all that stuff on the way here.
That's a little late, brother.
Yes, sir.
What are the chances of finding our stuff? Cameras and watches? Those things have probably already been sold to a tourist who, uh, was looking for a bargain.
Now, look, don't feel bad.
You're not the first one, and you won't be the last.
We had a run on this.
The m.
o.
fits.
Quick hits on merchandisable items.
I know it may not seem much, but it's all we had.
The ring that's been pulling these heists has come up with quite a total in the past two months.
And besides, there're a lot more people out there with much more valuable things than cameras around their necks.
Yeah, maybe we got off lucky, huh? Hey.
Now, look, if anything comes up, we'll try to get in touch with you, okay? Okay.
Thank you.
Okay.
I'd hate to be you when you call Dad.
Me? You wanted to enter the surfing competition.
Thanks.
Maybe we don't have to call for a while.
We're paid at the hotel till this week's end.
What do we eat, coconuts? It could be worse.
I know.
We'll get a job at a hotel: waiter, busboy.
I've got a better idea.
What's the matter with my idea? Come on.
Mr.
or Mrs.
Donald Josephson, come to the reception desk, please.
Hi, Frank.
Oh, hi, Becky.
Gee, I heard what happened.
The desk clerk said they really cleaned you out.
Yeah.
We-we-we'll be fine.
Well, look, when you come for dinner, be sure to ask for one of my tables.
I mean, two can dine as cheaply as one.
Yeah.
Hey, the chef is a friend of mine.
That's great.
Thanks a lot.
What are friends for? See you.
Bye.
Bye.
I don't think I'm gonna have much of an appetite.
Yeah, well, we've got to go through with it.
Okay, keep your eyes open.
The desk is getting busy.
This may be it.
Let's go.
Excuse me, do you have any messages for Room 613? Yes, here it is.
The party didn't leave their name.
Just the phone number you could call them.
Okay, good.
Thanks a lot.
Once again, I'd like to extend the apologies of the hotel for what happened.
The house detectives have been alerted.
Hopefully your valuables will be recovered.
I hope so.
Don't touch the door.
Fingerprints.
You'll have to forgive me.
I'm new at working on this end.
Get a load of this stuff.
We don't have time for an appraisal.
Put it in the bag and let's get out of here.
Get the binoculars.
Let's go.
I was afraid you two were gonna be too late.
Order the Tahiti fish and almond soup.
I can slip you a couple of orders of mahi-mahi.
Thanks, but you don't have to.
Oh, it's okay.
The mahi-mahi's going slow there.
What Frank means is you don't have to go through the trouble.
Yeah, we got some money from home.
I- I think, we'll probably start with the Japanese shrimp.
With the prime rib Hawaiian.
This is an outrage.
I distinctly remember leaving our key with you right here on this desk.
Sir, I'm sorry, but there is no key in your box.
I always leave the key in case we're separated or lose the other.
I want to see the manager.
There's something going on here.
I am the night manager.
And I assure you, everything will be done to recover your valuables.
That ring belonged to my grandmother.
There's no telling how much it's worth now.
Macadamia nut pie for dessert.
Home must've been very generous.
Well, Dad wanted us to have a good time.
You're not gonna disappoint him.
Your name Hardy? Yeah.
My name is McGuire.
House Detective.
What do you want? Never mind.
You two, come with me.
All right, wise guys.
I know you ripped off that room.
You were seen hanging around the lobby.
What are you talking about? You think you're smart, don't you? He's smart.
I'm cute.
You know, I can't prove it, but I know you pulled that job.
Now, if I was you, I'd get off this island tout de suite.
You got my meaning? Subtlety is obviously not your forte.
I'm gonna watch every move you make, because I'm gonna get you both.
You got my meaning? We're beginning to get your meaning.
That's good, real good.
Excuse us.
Thank you.
You know what would be fun, guys? Let's call somebody up here to sing.
How about that? Joe.
Joe is a friend of mine from the mainland, and he's here visiting.
Joe, come on.
Joe Hardy, ladies and gentlemen.
He's got his little band back home.
He's not very good, but, uh, um, we're kind of loose up here.
Wonderful introduction.
Great way to build up an audience's expectations.
Come on, Joe.
Oh, go ahead, Joe.
We want to hear you.
Come on, Joe.
Come on, Joe.
Go on.
Wait a minute.
Just a security precaution.
What are you doing? Well, we've got this little group back home and, you know, I play every once in a while in little gigs.
Nothing much.
But, well, every time I begin to sing, Frank leaves.
That's just his imagination.
So, as a safety measure, I brought along a little tape recorder here.
So when we're finished, I can play it back for him.
That's one way to make sure of an audience.
What's the matter with me? I'm sorry.
Would you like something to drink? Yeah.
I'm buying.
I see what he means.
? Well, she got her daddy's car? ? And she's cruisin' through the hamburger stand now? ? Seems she forgot all about the library? ? Like she told her old man now? ? And with the radio blasting? ? Goes cruisin' just as fast as she can? Don't make a sound.
All I want to do is talk to you, buddy.
You and your brother are supposed to be at the airport.
You're taking the late flight out tonight.
I'd like to but I can't afford it.
Our airline tickets were stolen.
Oh, my goodness.
You got enough bread to buy two more.
Better do it, pal.
Just be on that flight.
No excuses.
You got the word? Now, remember, for the next 60 seconds, your feet are caught in that cement.
? And she'll have fun, fun, fun? ? 'Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away? ? Fun, fun, fun 'til the Daddy takes the T-Bird away? ? Fun, fun, fun 'til the Daddy takes the T-Bird away? ? Well, you knew all along that your dad was gettin' wise to you now? ? You shouldn't have lied now? ? And since he took your set of keys? ? You've been thinking that your fun is all through now? ? You shouldn't have lied? ? But you can come along with me 'cause we gotta lot of things to do, now? ? You shouldn't have lied? Come on, Joe, not now.
I promised I'm gonna listen to it later.
Right now we've got to think about how we're gonna handle those guys.
They must be part of a burglary ring, and don't like us meddling in their territory.
Wally said to get on the next airplane out.
You think we should do it? Yeah.
Well, we're not going to.
Nobody is running us off the island.
I think, we're making the biggest mistake of our young, soon-to-be-terminated lives.
Well, they were just trying to scare us off.
They're doing a pretty good job because I'm scared.
Don't let it show.
If they are the ones who ripped us off, they'll make the first move.
Keep your eyes open.
I'll be fine.
I'll just stand out here on the beach with the criminals.
What if they make their next move out in the surf? Try not to think about that.
Yeah, well, I'm thinking about it.
You're looking good out there, Pomo.
Too bad it was just practice out there.
Hey, where'd you get the glasses? Your brother said you got ripped off yesterday.
We took a licking, but we keep on ticking.
Hey.
Hello.
Hi.
Fine set of eyes.
Oh, thanks.
The binoculars, can I look? Ah, expensive, I'll bet.
Hey, wasn't a couple at the hotel ripped off for a pair like that? Hey, Frank's caught a wave out there.
Will you take a look at that? Look at that wave.
Hey, Wally and Frank got the same wave.
Wow, did you see that? Look out! He can get killed that way.
Frank's gone down.
They both went down.
Wally's board must've hit him right on the head.
Frank's not moving.
You all right? Yeah.
It's just a bump.
Just an accident.
Are you sure? No, but if that's their move, the next one's mine.
You cut me off.
You're right.
I don't hear any apologies.
I apologize I didn't finish the job.
The way I see it, there's enough room on this island for everybody.
Well, you figure wrong.
You were supposed to be on that plane last night.
This island is strictly ours.
Yours? Room 824, does that ring a bell? Yeah, you know about that? Yeah.
Now give us the goodies and get off this island.
We did the work.
This is competition, buddy.
If you're against us, you're gonna lose.
Accidents happen out there.
The bottom's shallow, the coral's sharp, and these boards, see these boards, they got big teeth.
We'll give you a call at the hotel.
If you think of running, don't.
We'll know.
I want you to keep an eye on those two.
If they so much as flick an eyelash, I wanna know.
From here on, we'd better handle things right or they'll be shipping us home by air freight.
There's nothing dangerous.
We just deal.
That's all.
After that number Wally pulled on you, I'm not so sure.
It'll all be over soon.
I was wondering when we were gonna hear from you two.
Come in, quick.
Did you make contact? Yes.
Actually, Frank did.
Good.
Truth is, I didn't expect too much to come out of you two working undercover.
It hasn't yet.
They're gonna set up a meeting.
"They"? One of them, Wally Seibert, is a surfer.
He's gonna call us.
They want everything we took from your room.
You see? Lt.
Kirk's idea wasn't such a bad one after all.
That young man could be the best lead we've had since Officer Mato died.
Mato? Oh, yeah, three months ago.
He was really getting close to something.
Then one night, a hit-and-run got him.
These people play for high stakes.
Lt.
Kirk must've told you that when you volunteered.
Yes, ma'am.
He just didn't tell us quite how high.
What do you want us to do when they come for the jewelry? Give it to them.
The stuff's too rich to sell on the street.
When they try to move it through a fence, we'll be able to follow it like radar.
The important thing is that you two find out as much as you can, and then get out.
Lt.
Kirk was specific about that.
Don't put yourselves in any un-necessary danger.
Frank's already crossed that line.
Joe.
It looked worse than it was.
Well, however it looks, from here on in you will adhere to that rule, understand? Well, now Mrs.
Engals and I will be checking out.
Our presence only jeopardizes yours.
Who do we call? Lt.
Kirk? No, one of our people will contact you.
You just go on enjoying yourselves like any two young mainland tourists.
We'll do our best.
I've lost my appetite.
It'll be over soon.
Wally said they'd contact us tonight.
Got a message for you.
Wally said to meet him in your room.
He called you? I didn't know you knew him that well.
Everybody knows Wally.
When's the meeting? So she's part of the game, too.
Becky, she's the last one I thought would be involved in this.
Well, like Dad always says, criminals don't wear numbers until they're on the inside.
Remember, when they get here, if it comes to rough stuff, I'll take Wally and you take off.
My pleasure.
Joe, this place has been taken apart.
So has Plan One.
Hey, hey, I'm glad to see you could make it.
I see you met Lew.
Not formally.
And I say you don't have to.
All right, man, where's the stuff? We checked here and in the car.
Hope you left the wheels.
But before we give you the stuff, we'd like to make a deal.
Hardy, you tried playing games with me this afternoon.
No, no games.
We just want to stay on the islands a bit longer.
You have to admit we pulled a clean job.
I told you, this is our side of the ocean.
You could use talent like ours.
That's really some kind of talent.
We knew you busted in the Engals' room before they did.
Well, if you knew everything, you'd know where the stuff was.
Well, it's only gonna take Lew about five minutes to get that out of you.
Lew.
Well, hold it.
Yeah.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
You guys were lucky last night.
But it's only fair to warn you that Frank here is a black belt, master of the martial arts.
Show him, Frank.
Well, all right.
Hold it, Lew.
We don't need that kind of noise or trouble.
It's your choice.
We'll give you the stuff, and you let us work the islands.
Your people call the shots.
50-50.
Come on, we've got talent.
We didn't just fall off the banana boat.
All right.
All right.
I'll put in the word, and, uh, you give me the stuff.
Joe.
You guys weren't even warm.
You can have the honors.
Hey, you guys are smart.
All right, like I said, I'll tell the man.
If he says okay, you work when and where he says, all right? Good.
We'll be waiting.
Hey, I'm sure you will.
Oh, boy.
That was close.
What made you think of that black belt business? That was a pretty good bluff.
Yeah, some bluff.
He would've chewed me up in little pieces.
That was a chance I had to take.
Sorry, but I don't think I feel up to an evening with you guys.
Seems to be an epidemic of headaches this evening.
First Becky, now Liz.
I'd like to know how they're mixed up in this.
If it makes you feel any better, I got the same response you did when Becky told you Wally called.
They must be waiting for some word from Wally that we've been accepted into their clan.
Come on.
I'm sorry to say it, Frank, but with only you for company, the moonlight seems to lose a little of its charm.
You ain't my idea of a good time- Don't make a sound, either of you.
Where are the jewels? Jewels? What jewels? Wally Seibert took them.
I know that.
Did he say where they were going? Huh? Officer Kapala, Lt.
Kirk's division.
I'm your new contact.
You sure have a strange way of making contact.
You seem to have a way of losing yours.
Why'd the girls bug out on you? We don't know exactly.
We think it has something to do with Seibert and his game.
We're waiting to hear from them now.
Did you follow the plan the way Lt.
Kirk told you to? We think they bought it.
At least, they seemed to.
Good, here's a safe number where you can call me when they get in touch.
Just ask for Charlie, and tell whoever answers where the surf's up.
You think they'll work that fast? They always have.
They use kids who go broke over here, or runaways.
Always someone in trouble.
That's how they get kids to rip off rooms for them.
If you've caught them, why can't you get the information you need? No one has been able to make direct contact before.
Either that, or they've been afraid to talk.
That I can buy.
If their m.
o.
holds, they'll call you when they want you to make a move.
Don't lose that number.
Don't worry.
We won't.
Hey, you guys are doing a great job.
Maholo.
Why is it I wish he'd just said: "Goodbye, adios, we'll be talking, anything.
Just go home, fellas"? This is one time I couldn't agree with you more.
Joe, not right now.
We've got to figure out how to stay a step ahead of Wally and find a way to contact the police whenever they include us in the next burglary.
Well, no telephone messages, no calls, no keys.
Looks like our friend Kapala's guessed wrong on every count.
The way that surf looks, I'd keep your mind n the competition.
You won't be answering any phone calls, or turning a key.
Thanks for the, uh, encouragement.
Joe, my entry fee.
Now the surfers are heading into the water.
Five judges You seen Liz anywhere? Easy, Joe, we may both need our concentration today.
One of us has to keep an eye on them.
There she is.
on a scale of 1-20, will depend on how well he can maneuver the board and how long Hi, Becky, Liz.
Hi, Joe.
Where's your brother? He's paying his entry fee.
The surf looks great.
There's been some good waves.
We missed you guys last night.
Where were you? Joe, we've seen too many good guys hook up with Wally Seibert.
And if you don't mind, just count us out.
Count you out? What are you talking about? We came here to have fun, not to get in trouble.
Becky, you got us all wrong.
We don't want any trouble.
The green flag is up.
Competition begins.
Only one surfer can catch each wave.
The first man up has to ride the wave.
We've two surfers on Don't waste your money.
Show's over.
It hasn't even started yet.
At least I'll get to show my flying wipe-out.
Yeah, not today.
Our show's at North Beach Hotel.
Come on, we can't just leave.
Well, I got a bum knee from yesterday.
You chicken out.
You're just not up to this competition.
Wh-what about the crowds? Most of these people are from North Beach.
They'll never notice another scratch.
While they're laughing it up, we'll be cleaning them out.
Why don't we just wait Now, now, looky here, you got the car, and I got the keys.
You're the smart guys, remember? Get your brother.
Joe.
Joe, we gotta go.
Go where? I'm sure she knows.
North Beach Hotel.
Frank, I think you've got them all wrong.
I don't think so.
Come on, we gotta hurry.
Sometimes you have to take chances.
Come on, Joe.
Bye, Liz.
I want you to call this number.
Ask for Charlie.
Tell him the surf's up at the North Beach Hotel, all right? Bye.
Becky, I think they're in trouble.
Look, let it be their trouble, not ours.
We've been looking for a connection, but this doesn't seem right.
How are we gonna pull this off in broad daylight? It's just too strange.
The big man thought you might be some of the brightest manpower we've run into.
When we get inside, put these on.
The goodies go in the bag and you work with Lew, all right? Frank and I are used to working together.
Yeah, right, Lew will take care of you.
Joe and I don't like being split up.
You're in for 40 percent, right? I call the shots.
Mr.
John Sternfield, white courtesy phone, please.
Tonight's combo in the Reef Room will be The Green Diamond.
Performance will start at 8.
:00 p.
m.
Please join us.
Miss Rona Arden, please contact the reception desk.
All right.
Come on, hurry up.
Get inside.
Adam-6 to Adam-22.
Adam-22.
Over.
Nothing yet from the Hardy boys.
All right now.
These keys open the room door here.
You carry those.
All right.
Housekeeping.
Room service.
Hello? Hey, in here.
In here.
Housekeeping.
What are you doing here? Uh, uh, I brought you the towels you ordered.
I didn't order any towels.
Uh, uh, is this Room 624? No, it's 312.
That explains it.
I'm in the wrong room.
I'm sorry.
What happened? Tell you later.
How long are we gonna keep this up? Until we're finished.
Adam-6 to Adam-22.
Adam-22.
Over.
Got a call here from a girl.
Code Charlie.
A girl? Yeah, something about the surf.
"Surf's up at North Beach Hotel.
" Got you.
All right, let's go.
No, no, not that way.
386.
Turn around.
Quick.
What now? All right, dump the stuff in the suit-cases.
Hey, there's a lot of cash here.
Why don't we take our split now? Oh, no, don't get cute.
Bell captain, this is Room 386.
Mr.
and Mrs.
Clyde Smith.
Would you pick up our luggage now? All right.
Let's go.
Take that service cart back to the closet.
Dump the jackets.
I'd like to meet Mr.
and Mrs.
Clyde Smith.
We wouldn't want them to fly away without us.
Come on, cut the chatter, huh.
We got a vested interest to protect here.
Yeah, right.
All right.
Drop off me and Lew with the van.
We're gonna contact you later.
Yeah, this is Adam-22.
I want an immediate check run on all airline reservations for a Mr.
and Mrs.
Clyde Smith.
What a day.
I hope it wasn't a complete wipe-out.
Well, it's up to Kapala now.
We did our part.
Except for your apology to Becky and Liz.
They really came through.
I know.
I'll apologize.
I was sure that she was in on it with Wally.
Those bags didn't go to the airport.
I think we may be meeting Mr.
and Mrs.
Smith after all.
Ah, yes, Mr.
and Mrs.
Smith.
C106, poolside.
Doesn't look like he got a tip.
Mr.
and Mrs.
Smith? Wrong room.
Meet Mr.
Smith.
McGuire, the house detective.
No wonder they can get keys to whatever rooms they want.
He must have connections all over the islands.
I think it's about time we called the police.
Yeah, well, that's a thought.
You want to meet the man? Go on.
We've met.
Lew.
He's not so tough.
Who is it? It's Wally.
What are these two doing here? We got a problem.
These guys were on their way to call the cops.
You idiot.
You shouldn't have brought them here to me.
We'll have to take them with us.
Let's go, come on.
Let's go.
Move it.
All right, come on, get out of here.
Turn that off! Turn what off? You got to turn down that music, sir.
What music? You hear music? I don't.
I don't hear any music.
You're causing a disturbance.
Turn it down.
We're very sorry, Officer.
No, we're not sorry.
Who is this clown? Buzz off, buddy.
I'll play what I want to.
Not in this hotel, you won't.
Come on.
We were just leaving.
You're doing a wonderful job.
Those men are the ones that have been robbing the hotel.
Officer Kapala, stop those guys.
No! Joe, would you mind turning that thing off now? I was just getting into it.
Listen, I want to apologize for thinking that you were in on it with Wally.
The apology goes both ways.
We're both lucky Joe trusted Liz enough to give her Kapala's number.
Yeah.
The least I expected was to see Joe tonight.
There he is, over there.
I'd like to dedicate this song to a young lady who kept today from being a total wipe-out.
And good luck to all the surfers tomorrow in the Pipeline competition.
? If everybody had an ocean? ? Across the USA? ? Then everybody'd be surfin'? ? Like Californi-a? ? You'd seem 'em wearing their baggies? ? Huarache sandals, too? ? A bushy bushy blonde hairdo? ? Surfin' USA? ? You'd catch 'em surfin' at Del Mar? ? Ventura County line? ? Santa Cruz and Trestle? ? Australia's Narrabeen? ? All over Manhattan? ? And down Doheny Way? ? Everybody's gone surfin'? ? Surfin' USA? ? We'll all be planning that route? ? We're gonna take real soon? ? We're waxing down our surfboards? ? We can't wait for June? ? We'll all be gone for the summer? ? We're on surfari to stay? ? Tell the teacher we're surfin'? ? Surfin' USA? ? Haggerties and Swamies? ? Pacific Palisades? ? San Onofre and Sunset? ? Redondo Beach, LA? ? All over La Jolla? ? Ana at Wa'imea Bay? ? Everybody's gone surfin'? ? Surfin' USA? ? Yeah, everybody's gone surfin'? ? Surfin' USA?
You cut me off.
This is competition, buddy.
If you're against us, you're gonna lose.
I want you to keep an eye on those two.
If they so much as flick an eyelash, I wanna know.
Get a load of this stuff.
No time for appraisals.
Put it in the bag and let's go.
What are you doing here? You and your brother are supposed to be at the airport.
You're taking the late flight out tonight.
Tonight, the Hardy Boys in Wipe-Out.
? If everybody had an ocean? ? Across the USA? ? Then everybody'd be surfin'? ? Like Californi-a? ? You'd seem 'em wearing their baggies? ? Huarachi sandals too? ? A bushy bushy blonde hairdo? ? Surfin' USA? ? You'd catch 'em surfin' at Del Mar? ? Ventura County line? ? Santa Cruz and Trestle? ? Australia's Narrabeen? ? All over Manhattan? ? And down Doheny Way? ? Everybody's gone surfin'? ? Surfin' USA? ? We'll all be planning that route? ? We're gonna take real soon? ? We're waxing down our surfboards? ? We can't wait for June? ? We'll all be gone for the summer? ? We're on surfari to stay? ? Tell the teacher we're surfin'? ? Surfin' USA? ? Surfin' USA? Come on.
Come on.
He's caught one.
He'll need a good ride the way the scores have been running.
Hang in there, Brother.
Let me look.
You don't see surf like this in the East Coast.
He's doing great! The curl's closing out.
So much for great.
It's okay, he had some good rides.
He'll- He'll qualify for the semifinals.
We're getting ready for the semifinals, and with me is Wally Seibert.
Wally, it seems like we've been here before.
Three years running.
You're the all-time favorite, the pressure's on you.
Do you feel that pressure when you're on water? No, no, no.
All you can think about is the wave and the ride.
It takes all your concentration.
You don't have any time to think about anybody or anything else.
When you talk about "anybody", Frank Hardy's been looking awful hot today? How do you feel about that? Yeah, he's been, uh, a surprise.
Uh, he's done real well, but I think he's, uh, manageable.
Well, that's the confidence of a champion.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
We're getting ready for the semifinals, a lot of action and explosive surfing today.
The final challenger is Frank Hardy, definitely, one of the finest competitors on the scene today.
Welcome to Hawaii, Frank.
Thanks.
It's nice to be here.
Tell us, exactly how long have you been surfing? I've been surfing about six years.
But it's the first time I've been in this kind of competition.
We've been watching you this morning while surfing.
It's obvious you've put a lot of time and effort in preparing for this.
How do you expect to do? If I can come in the top five, I'll be happy.
Judging from what we've seen, there's a good chance you might be in the top three.
Just how are the waves breaking today? They're breaking pretty well.
They're coming in fast.
You'll probably see many wipe-outs later.
Well, thank you very much, and good luck.
Thank you.
Congratulations.
Hey, you were great.
Thanks.
Ah, the thrill of victory.
More like the agony of defeat.
There's tons of water coming down every time you wipe out.
And on the next wave, Pomo.
Great take off! Fantastic recovery at the bottom of the wave.
Riding it perfectly.
Showing that expert riding ability that all these champions have performing here today at the championship.
Oh, you know what they say: It's not whether you win or lose.
Aha, well, I didn't save for 18 months to come to Hawaii to lose.
At least, not in the preliminaries.
Up on the outside, it's-it's Wally Seibert.
Beautiful bottom turn.
He's pulling himself up into the tube.
Nice and tight.
Fantastic ride! Spectacular ride for Wally Seibert.
That's going to earn him a lot of points.
Hey, nice ride, Pomo.
Thanks.
Nice going.
You, too, Wally.
All right, thank you very much.
Looked like you were glued to the boards.
Good wave.
Frank took off on a big one.
Yeah, and it bit back.
Next time, just watch Pomo.
He knows the surf here better than anybody.
Takes the easy ride home.
This goofy footer would have to paddle in if he didn't have me for a guide.
Oh, they're collecting the scores.
We've four qualifiers for the semis.
: Pomo Kelly.
Nice going.
Nice going.
Wally Seibert.
Graham Turnbolt All right, Graham.
and Frank Hardy.
All right! Talk about a dark horse.
If you're born with it, all it takes is a little grace and skill.
And a little luck.
A little? We have to figure out a way of convincing Dad to move his operation to Hawaii.
Why? I thought you didn't like to surf.
Who said anything about surfing? I met a couple of bellboys today.
They got a band that's doing a beach concert tonight.
What do you say we go? It'll have to be late.
Liz and I only have to get to the hotel and get changed.
We have jobs, remember? Sorry, I forgot.
Hawaii does that to you.
Frank.
Oh, wow.
They got my watch, your ID.
They also got the plane tickets.
Check the shoe.
They got the money.
They were thorough.
Let's face it.
We've been wiped out.
Lt.
Kirk here.
Anything yet on the burglary in the Hawaiian Surf Hotel? Yes.
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
Maholo.
Well, your airline tickets were cashed in about three hours ago.
Oh, terrific.
Didn't they get a description or anything? They got your brother's driver's license number for identification.
Don't you guys take any precautions? You know, Travelers' checks? You could've checked your valuables with the front desk.
Believe me, we thought about all that stuff on the way here.
That's a little late, brother.
Yes, sir.
What are the chances of finding our stuff? Cameras and watches? Those things have probably already been sold to a tourist who, uh, was looking for a bargain.
Now, look, don't feel bad.
You're not the first one, and you won't be the last.
We had a run on this.
The m.
o.
fits.
Quick hits on merchandisable items.
I know it may not seem much, but it's all we had.
The ring that's been pulling these heists has come up with quite a total in the past two months.
And besides, there're a lot more people out there with much more valuable things than cameras around their necks.
Yeah, maybe we got off lucky, huh? Hey.
Now, look, if anything comes up, we'll try to get in touch with you, okay? Okay.
Thank you.
Okay.
I'd hate to be you when you call Dad.
Me? You wanted to enter the surfing competition.
Thanks.
Maybe we don't have to call for a while.
We're paid at the hotel till this week's end.
What do we eat, coconuts? It could be worse.
I know.
We'll get a job at a hotel: waiter, busboy.
I've got a better idea.
What's the matter with my idea? Come on.
Mr.
or Mrs.
Donald Josephson, come to the reception desk, please.
Hi, Frank.
Oh, hi, Becky.
Gee, I heard what happened.
The desk clerk said they really cleaned you out.
Yeah.
We-we-we'll be fine.
Well, look, when you come for dinner, be sure to ask for one of my tables.
I mean, two can dine as cheaply as one.
Yeah.
Hey, the chef is a friend of mine.
That's great.
Thanks a lot.
What are friends for? See you.
Bye.
Bye.
I don't think I'm gonna have much of an appetite.
Yeah, well, we've got to go through with it.
Okay, keep your eyes open.
The desk is getting busy.
This may be it.
Let's go.
Excuse me, do you have any messages for Room 613? Yes, here it is.
The party didn't leave their name.
Just the phone number you could call them.
Okay, good.
Thanks a lot.
Once again, I'd like to extend the apologies of the hotel for what happened.
The house detectives have been alerted.
Hopefully your valuables will be recovered.
I hope so.
Don't touch the door.
Fingerprints.
You'll have to forgive me.
I'm new at working on this end.
Get a load of this stuff.
We don't have time for an appraisal.
Put it in the bag and let's get out of here.
Get the binoculars.
Let's go.
I was afraid you two were gonna be too late.
Order the Tahiti fish and almond soup.
I can slip you a couple of orders of mahi-mahi.
Thanks, but you don't have to.
Oh, it's okay.
The mahi-mahi's going slow there.
What Frank means is you don't have to go through the trouble.
Yeah, we got some money from home.
I- I think, we'll probably start with the Japanese shrimp.
With the prime rib Hawaiian.
This is an outrage.
I distinctly remember leaving our key with you right here on this desk.
Sir, I'm sorry, but there is no key in your box.
I always leave the key in case we're separated or lose the other.
I want to see the manager.
There's something going on here.
I am the night manager.
And I assure you, everything will be done to recover your valuables.
That ring belonged to my grandmother.
There's no telling how much it's worth now.
Macadamia nut pie for dessert.
Home must've been very generous.
Well, Dad wanted us to have a good time.
You're not gonna disappoint him.
Your name Hardy? Yeah.
My name is McGuire.
House Detective.
What do you want? Never mind.
You two, come with me.
All right, wise guys.
I know you ripped off that room.
You were seen hanging around the lobby.
What are you talking about? You think you're smart, don't you? He's smart.
I'm cute.
You know, I can't prove it, but I know you pulled that job.
Now, if I was you, I'd get off this island tout de suite.
You got my meaning? Subtlety is obviously not your forte.
I'm gonna watch every move you make, because I'm gonna get you both.
You got my meaning? We're beginning to get your meaning.
That's good, real good.
Excuse us.
Thank you.
You know what would be fun, guys? Let's call somebody up here to sing.
How about that? Joe.
Joe is a friend of mine from the mainland, and he's here visiting.
Joe, come on.
Joe Hardy, ladies and gentlemen.
He's got his little band back home.
He's not very good, but, uh, um, we're kind of loose up here.
Wonderful introduction.
Great way to build up an audience's expectations.
Come on, Joe.
Oh, go ahead, Joe.
We want to hear you.
Come on, Joe.
Come on, Joe.
Go on.
Wait a minute.
Just a security precaution.
What are you doing? Well, we've got this little group back home and, you know, I play every once in a while in little gigs.
Nothing much.
But, well, every time I begin to sing, Frank leaves.
That's just his imagination.
So, as a safety measure, I brought along a little tape recorder here.
So when we're finished, I can play it back for him.
That's one way to make sure of an audience.
What's the matter with me? I'm sorry.
Would you like something to drink? Yeah.
I'm buying.
I see what he means.
? Well, she got her daddy's car? ? And she's cruisin' through the hamburger stand now? ? Seems she forgot all about the library? ? Like she told her old man now? ? And with the radio blasting? ? Goes cruisin' just as fast as she can? Don't make a sound.
All I want to do is talk to you, buddy.
You and your brother are supposed to be at the airport.
You're taking the late flight out tonight.
I'd like to but I can't afford it.
Our airline tickets were stolen.
Oh, my goodness.
You got enough bread to buy two more.
Better do it, pal.
Just be on that flight.
No excuses.
You got the word? Now, remember, for the next 60 seconds, your feet are caught in that cement.
? And she'll have fun, fun, fun? ? 'Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away? ? Fun, fun, fun 'til the Daddy takes the T-Bird away? ? Fun, fun, fun 'til the Daddy takes the T-Bird away? ? Well, you knew all along that your dad was gettin' wise to you now? ? You shouldn't have lied now? ? And since he took your set of keys? ? You've been thinking that your fun is all through now? ? You shouldn't have lied? ? But you can come along with me 'cause we gotta lot of things to do, now? ? You shouldn't have lied? Come on, Joe, not now.
I promised I'm gonna listen to it later.
Right now we've got to think about how we're gonna handle those guys.
They must be part of a burglary ring, and don't like us meddling in their territory.
Wally said to get on the next airplane out.
You think we should do it? Yeah.
Well, we're not going to.
Nobody is running us off the island.
I think, we're making the biggest mistake of our young, soon-to-be-terminated lives.
Well, they were just trying to scare us off.
They're doing a pretty good job because I'm scared.
Don't let it show.
If they are the ones who ripped us off, they'll make the first move.
Keep your eyes open.
I'll be fine.
I'll just stand out here on the beach with the criminals.
What if they make their next move out in the surf? Try not to think about that.
Yeah, well, I'm thinking about it.
You're looking good out there, Pomo.
Too bad it was just practice out there.
Hey, where'd you get the glasses? Your brother said you got ripped off yesterday.
We took a licking, but we keep on ticking.
Hey.
Hello.
Hi.
Fine set of eyes.
Oh, thanks.
The binoculars, can I look? Ah, expensive, I'll bet.
Hey, wasn't a couple at the hotel ripped off for a pair like that? Hey, Frank's caught a wave out there.
Will you take a look at that? Look at that wave.
Hey, Wally and Frank got the same wave.
Wow, did you see that? Look out! He can get killed that way.
Frank's gone down.
They both went down.
Wally's board must've hit him right on the head.
Frank's not moving.
You all right? Yeah.
It's just a bump.
Just an accident.
Are you sure? No, but if that's their move, the next one's mine.
You cut me off.
You're right.
I don't hear any apologies.
I apologize I didn't finish the job.
The way I see it, there's enough room on this island for everybody.
Well, you figure wrong.
You were supposed to be on that plane last night.
This island is strictly ours.
Yours? Room 824, does that ring a bell? Yeah, you know about that? Yeah.
Now give us the goodies and get off this island.
We did the work.
This is competition, buddy.
If you're against us, you're gonna lose.
Accidents happen out there.
The bottom's shallow, the coral's sharp, and these boards, see these boards, they got big teeth.
We'll give you a call at the hotel.
If you think of running, don't.
We'll know.
I want you to keep an eye on those two.
If they so much as flick an eyelash, I wanna know.
From here on, we'd better handle things right or they'll be shipping us home by air freight.
There's nothing dangerous.
We just deal.
That's all.
After that number Wally pulled on you, I'm not so sure.
It'll all be over soon.
I was wondering when we were gonna hear from you two.
Come in, quick.
Did you make contact? Yes.
Actually, Frank did.
Good.
Truth is, I didn't expect too much to come out of you two working undercover.
It hasn't yet.
They're gonna set up a meeting.
"They"? One of them, Wally Seibert, is a surfer.
He's gonna call us.
They want everything we took from your room.
You see? Lt.
Kirk's idea wasn't such a bad one after all.
That young man could be the best lead we've had since Officer Mato died.
Mato? Oh, yeah, three months ago.
He was really getting close to something.
Then one night, a hit-and-run got him.
These people play for high stakes.
Lt.
Kirk must've told you that when you volunteered.
Yes, ma'am.
He just didn't tell us quite how high.
What do you want us to do when they come for the jewelry? Give it to them.
The stuff's too rich to sell on the street.
When they try to move it through a fence, we'll be able to follow it like radar.
The important thing is that you two find out as much as you can, and then get out.
Lt.
Kirk was specific about that.
Don't put yourselves in any un-necessary danger.
Frank's already crossed that line.
Joe.
It looked worse than it was.
Well, however it looks, from here on in you will adhere to that rule, understand? Well, now Mrs.
Engals and I will be checking out.
Our presence only jeopardizes yours.
Who do we call? Lt.
Kirk? No, one of our people will contact you.
You just go on enjoying yourselves like any two young mainland tourists.
We'll do our best.
I've lost my appetite.
It'll be over soon.
Wally said they'd contact us tonight.
Got a message for you.
Wally said to meet him in your room.
He called you? I didn't know you knew him that well.
Everybody knows Wally.
When's the meeting? So she's part of the game, too.
Becky, she's the last one I thought would be involved in this.
Well, like Dad always says, criminals don't wear numbers until they're on the inside.
Remember, when they get here, if it comes to rough stuff, I'll take Wally and you take off.
My pleasure.
Joe, this place has been taken apart.
So has Plan One.
Hey, hey, I'm glad to see you could make it.
I see you met Lew.
Not formally.
And I say you don't have to.
All right, man, where's the stuff? We checked here and in the car.
Hope you left the wheels.
But before we give you the stuff, we'd like to make a deal.
Hardy, you tried playing games with me this afternoon.
No, no games.
We just want to stay on the islands a bit longer.
You have to admit we pulled a clean job.
I told you, this is our side of the ocean.
You could use talent like ours.
That's really some kind of talent.
We knew you busted in the Engals' room before they did.
Well, if you knew everything, you'd know where the stuff was.
Well, it's only gonna take Lew about five minutes to get that out of you.
Lew.
Well, hold it.
Yeah.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
You guys were lucky last night.
But it's only fair to warn you that Frank here is a black belt, master of the martial arts.
Show him, Frank.
Well, all right.
Hold it, Lew.
We don't need that kind of noise or trouble.
It's your choice.
We'll give you the stuff, and you let us work the islands.
Your people call the shots.
50-50.
Come on, we've got talent.
We didn't just fall off the banana boat.
All right.
All right.
I'll put in the word, and, uh, you give me the stuff.
Joe.
You guys weren't even warm.
You can have the honors.
Hey, you guys are smart.
All right, like I said, I'll tell the man.
If he says okay, you work when and where he says, all right? Good.
We'll be waiting.
Hey, I'm sure you will.
Oh, boy.
That was close.
What made you think of that black belt business? That was a pretty good bluff.
Yeah, some bluff.
He would've chewed me up in little pieces.
That was a chance I had to take.
Sorry, but I don't think I feel up to an evening with you guys.
Seems to be an epidemic of headaches this evening.
First Becky, now Liz.
I'd like to know how they're mixed up in this.
If it makes you feel any better, I got the same response you did when Becky told you Wally called.
They must be waiting for some word from Wally that we've been accepted into their clan.
Come on.
I'm sorry to say it, Frank, but with only you for company, the moonlight seems to lose a little of its charm.
You ain't my idea of a good time- Don't make a sound, either of you.
Where are the jewels? Jewels? What jewels? Wally Seibert took them.
I know that.
Did he say where they were going? Huh? Officer Kapala, Lt.
Kirk's division.
I'm your new contact.
You sure have a strange way of making contact.
You seem to have a way of losing yours.
Why'd the girls bug out on you? We don't know exactly.
We think it has something to do with Seibert and his game.
We're waiting to hear from them now.
Did you follow the plan the way Lt.
Kirk told you to? We think they bought it.
At least, they seemed to.
Good, here's a safe number where you can call me when they get in touch.
Just ask for Charlie, and tell whoever answers where the surf's up.
You think they'll work that fast? They always have.
They use kids who go broke over here, or runaways.
Always someone in trouble.
That's how they get kids to rip off rooms for them.
If you've caught them, why can't you get the information you need? No one has been able to make direct contact before.
Either that, or they've been afraid to talk.
That I can buy.
If their m.
o.
holds, they'll call you when they want you to make a move.
Don't lose that number.
Don't worry.
We won't.
Hey, you guys are doing a great job.
Maholo.
Why is it I wish he'd just said: "Goodbye, adios, we'll be talking, anything.
Just go home, fellas"? This is one time I couldn't agree with you more.
Joe, not right now.
We've got to figure out how to stay a step ahead of Wally and find a way to contact the police whenever they include us in the next burglary.
Well, no telephone messages, no calls, no keys.
Looks like our friend Kapala's guessed wrong on every count.
The way that surf looks, I'd keep your mind n the competition.
You won't be answering any phone calls, or turning a key.
Thanks for the, uh, encouragement.
Joe, my entry fee.
Now the surfers are heading into the water.
Five judges You seen Liz anywhere? Easy, Joe, we may both need our concentration today.
One of us has to keep an eye on them.
There she is.
on a scale of 1-20, will depend on how well he can maneuver the board and how long Hi, Becky, Liz.
Hi, Joe.
Where's your brother? He's paying his entry fee.
The surf looks great.
There's been some good waves.
We missed you guys last night.
Where were you? Joe, we've seen too many good guys hook up with Wally Seibert.
And if you don't mind, just count us out.
Count you out? What are you talking about? We came here to have fun, not to get in trouble.
Becky, you got us all wrong.
We don't want any trouble.
The green flag is up.
Competition begins.
Only one surfer can catch each wave.
The first man up has to ride the wave.
We've two surfers on Don't waste your money.
Show's over.
It hasn't even started yet.
At least I'll get to show my flying wipe-out.
Yeah, not today.
Our show's at North Beach Hotel.
Come on, we can't just leave.
Well, I got a bum knee from yesterday.
You chicken out.
You're just not up to this competition.
Wh-what about the crowds? Most of these people are from North Beach.
They'll never notice another scratch.
While they're laughing it up, we'll be cleaning them out.
Why don't we just wait Now, now, looky here, you got the car, and I got the keys.
You're the smart guys, remember? Get your brother.
Joe.
Joe, we gotta go.
Go where? I'm sure she knows.
North Beach Hotel.
Frank, I think you've got them all wrong.
I don't think so.
Come on, we gotta hurry.
Sometimes you have to take chances.
Come on, Joe.
Bye, Liz.
I want you to call this number.
Ask for Charlie.
Tell him the surf's up at the North Beach Hotel, all right? Bye.
Becky, I think they're in trouble.
Look, let it be their trouble, not ours.
We've been looking for a connection, but this doesn't seem right.
How are we gonna pull this off in broad daylight? It's just too strange.
The big man thought you might be some of the brightest manpower we've run into.
When we get inside, put these on.
The goodies go in the bag and you work with Lew, all right? Frank and I are used to working together.
Yeah, right, Lew will take care of you.
Joe and I don't like being split up.
You're in for 40 percent, right? I call the shots.
Mr.
John Sternfield, white courtesy phone, please.
Tonight's combo in the Reef Room will be The Green Diamond.
Performance will start at 8.
:00 p.
m.
Please join us.
Miss Rona Arden, please contact the reception desk.
All right.
Come on, hurry up.
Get inside.
Adam-6 to Adam-22.
Adam-22.
Over.
Nothing yet from the Hardy boys.
All right now.
These keys open the room door here.
You carry those.
All right.
Housekeeping.
Room service.
Hello? Hey, in here.
In here.
Housekeeping.
What are you doing here? Uh, uh, I brought you the towels you ordered.
I didn't order any towels.
Uh, uh, is this Room 624? No, it's 312.
That explains it.
I'm in the wrong room.
I'm sorry.
What happened? Tell you later.
How long are we gonna keep this up? Until we're finished.
Adam-6 to Adam-22.
Adam-22.
Over.
Got a call here from a girl.
Code Charlie.
A girl? Yeah, something about the surf.
"Surf's up at North Beach Hotel.
" Got you.
All right, let's go.
No, no, not that way.
386.
Turn around.
Quick.
What now? All right, dump the stuff in the suit-cases.
Hey, there's a lot of cash here.
Why don't we take our split now? Oh, no, don't get cute.
Bell captain, this is Room 386.
Mr.
and Mrs.
Clyde Smith.
Would you pick up our luggage now? All right.
Let's go.
Take that service cart back to the closet.
Dump the jackets.
I'd like to meet Mr.
and Mrs.
Clyde Smith.
We wouldn't want them to fly away without us.
Come on, cut the chatter, huh.
We got a vested interest to protect here.
Yeah, right.
All right.
Drop off me and Lew with the van.
We're gonna contact you later.
Yeah, this is Adam-22.
I want an immediate check run on all airline reservations for a Mr.
and Mrs.
Clyde Smith.
What a day.
I hope it wasn't a complete wipe-out.
Well, it's up to Kapala now.
We did our part.
Except for your apology to Becky and Liz.
They really came through.
I know.
I'll apologize.
I was sure that she was in on it with Wally.
Those bags didn't go to the airport.
I think we may be meeting Mr.
and Mrs.
Smith after all.
Ah, yes, Mr.
and Mrs.
Smith.
C106, poolside.
Doesn't look like he got a tip.
Mr.
and Mrs.
Smith? Wrong room.
Meet Mr.
Smith.
McGuire, the house detective.
No wonder they can get keys to whatever rooms they want.
He must have connections all over the islands.
I think it's about time we called the police.
Yeah, well, that's a thought.
You want to meet the man? Go on.
We've met.
Lew.
He's not so tough.
Who is it? It's Wally.
What are these two doing here? We got a problem.
These guys were on their way to call the cops.
You idiot.
You shouldn't have brought them here to me.
We'll have to take them with us.
Let's go, come on.
Let's go.
Move it.
All right, come on, get out of here.
Turn that off! Turn what off? You got to turn down that music, sir.
What music? You hear music? I don't.
I don't hear any music.
You're causing a disturbance.
Turn it down.
We're very sorry, Officer.
No, we're not sorry.
Who is this clown? Buzz off, buddy.
I'll play what I want to.
Not in this hotel, you won't.
Come on.
We were just leaving.
You're doing a wonderful job.
Those men are the ones that have been robbing the hotel.
Officer Kapala, stop those guys.
No! Joe, would you mind turning that thing off now? I was just getting into it.
Listen, I want to apologize for thinking that you were in on it with Wally.
The apology goes both ways.
We're both lucky Joe trusted Liz enough to give her Kapala's number.
Yeah.
The least I expected was to see Joe tonight.
There he is, over there.
I'd like to dedicate this song to a young lady who kept today from being a total wipe-out.
And good luck to all the surfers tomorrow in the Pipeline competition.
? If everybody had an ocean? ? Across the USA? ? Then everybody'd be surfin'? ? Like Californi-a? ? You'd seem 'em wearing their baggies? ? Huarache sandals, too? ? A bushy bushy blonde hairdo? ? Surfin' USA? ? You'd catch 'em surfin' at Del Mar? ? Ventura County line? ? Santa Cruz and Trestle? ? Australia's Narrabeen? ? All over Manhattan? ? And down Doheny Way? ? Everybody's gone surfin'? ? Surfin' USA? ? We'll all be planning that route? ? We're gonna take real soon? ? We're waxing down our surfboards? ? We can't wait for June? ? We'll all be gone for the summer? ? We're on surfari to stay? ? Tell the teacher we're surfin'? ? Surfin' USA? ? Haggerties and Swamies? ? Pacific Palisades? ? San Onofre and Sunset? ? Redondo Beach, LA? ? All over La Jolla? ? Ana at Wa'imea Bay? ? Everybody's gone surfin'? ? Surfin' USA? ? Yeah, everybody's gone surfin'? ? Surfin' USA?