The Haunted Hathaways (2013) s01e11 Episode Script

Haunted Halloween

Oh, yeah, Halloween! My favorite day is finally here.
The time for scaring is creeping near.
So everybody best beware! Louie Preston is bringing the scare.
Happy Halloween! Not funny, Frankie.
I beg to differ.
Right, Fiona? Loved it.
Joke all you want, but once the sun sets, us ghosts will be getting our scare on big time.
Cool.
Can I be part of the haunt? Please.
You can't keep up with us, especially on Halloween.
Tonight, you will see the Preston men scarier than you've ever seen us! Look, I drew a smiley face on this apple using rainbow sprinkles.
I gave mine marshmallow eyes and a jellybean nose.
Boop! Eek.
Somebody save me.
What's the meaning of this? Taylor's having a big Halloween party, and we planned some really cool tricks.
- Jiggling skeletons.
- Floating candy corn.
And the scares just keep on coming.
You guys, my party is creating major buzz.
Not to be an overly dramatic teen, but this event could literally make or break my entire social life! Whoa, Princess, back it up.
Uh, Halloween is our holiday.
Tonight, it's all about us getting our scare on.
Louie, I'm looking for a fun party, not scarring my guests for life.
She's right, son.
We live with the Hathaways now, made a promise not to haunt.
I didn't! I just spent the last two weeks mastering how to turn myself into a giant scorpion! Ugh! I'll be in my playpen.
Crib! Room! If you move into a haunted house.
You gotta try to work things out.
So if you're living with a ghost or three.
You gotta be one big, semi scary family.
Don't know how we ended up this way.
But I guess you could call us The Haunted Hathaways.
The Haunted Hathaways.
The Haunted Hathaways.
The Haunted Hathaways.
Your brother's still refusing to come down.
I've never seen him this upset before.
Eh, he'll cheer up as soon as he sees this Scarecrow.
Because at the party, pumpkin-head will be doing a dance that goes a little something like this.
Heh, watch me now.
Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho! Uh, uh, uh! Er, er, er, er.
I'm hoping a little bit of myself comes through in the performance.
Oh, you come through loud and clear.
I've come for you, Taylor Hathaway.
Ah, so scary! Nice try, Frankie.
Yeah, Frankie, super lame.
That's the fifth costume you tried on.
Which one are you going to wear? All of them.
She finds the houses that give out the most candy and keeps hitting them up in different costumes.
My record haul was 24 pounds, back in '09.
Good times.
Amazing news, family.
The local TV station is doing a piece on new businesses, and guess who they want to interview tonight? Moi.
Are you forgetting what happened last time "moi" was interviewed on camera? It was deadly.
Ma'am, how long have you been waiting in line for tickets to Love Lake? Oh, duh uh, camera people movie Ah! What's wrong with me, right? Weirdo! That news crew ambushed me.
This time, I will be prepared.
I hope so.
It was a train wreck.
You want to be grounded, Reaper? No, mommy.
Michelle, you're an intelligent woman, one who understands the true meaning of Halloween.
I suppose.
Can I interest you in eyeballs raining from the ceiling during your TV interview? Might be a nice touch.
Am I right? Hm Louie, I'm representing a family bakery.
There will be no haunting.
So I've misjudged you then.
Well, I've got to get camera-ready.
And I have to get changed.
This is going to be the best Halloween ever! Yeah, for everybody but me.
So what do you think of this one? I'm a New York Strongman.
Give me the candy, or I give ya a smack.
Oh! Nothing? I can't believe it's Halloween, and I'm stuck being a costume consultant.
I told you I'd help you haunt.
Please, you're a little girl.
Hey! Whoa! Look at the guy with the mouth! Lil' respect, huh? Hey guys, I got some great stuff from ghost world for the party.
Check out this ghost whistle.
Boo Whoa, whoa, whoa! This is way too scary.
"Ages six and up?" My left foot.
Everyone okay? You just came out of that mirror! Yeah, that's our portal to ghost world.
That's the coolest thing ever! I just thought you guys zapped to ghost world and back.
Yeah, Frankie, because that makes sense.
Anyway, Louie, don't forget we need you downstairs in 30 minutes to pop balloons.
Now, that's fun for all ages.
I'd give anything to be powerful enough to pull off my own Halloween scare.
I need somebody like this.
Check out this ad.
"Call on Gruesome Glenda.
"Need an all-powerful ghost to help freak out a mortal? Simply draw a red door right on your portal".
- What do you need her for? You got me.
- Not the same.
Fine, suit yourself.
Happy Halloween, balloon-popper.
I am not a balloon-popper! I'm a ghost in my prime! And it's time I started acting like one.
Well, aren't you a cutie patootie? What? Yes, I am.
But what? - Who are you? - I'm Glenda the good ghost.
You're supposed to be a gruesome all-powerful scare expert, not some girl with a purse and a friendship bracelet.
Oh, when I say "good," I mean Very good.
You're my hero.
Taylor, do you feel okay? You look terrible.
It's a costume, Emma, just like yours.
Right, costume.
I'm dressed this way because it's Halloween, not because I got my head stuck in a bucket.
Taylor, huge news! The word is the ninth grade boys' swim team might show up.
A-listers at my party? Amazing! I'm so glad I did my hair.
Miles.
What are you supposed to be? Seriously? I'm 1/4 of a barbershop quartet.
Hello, hello Hello.
Yeah hi, so can we get this scare show on the road? You got it, Tay Miles.
Is it game time? Let's do it! Taylor, that was so cool! I know.
How are you doing all this? Hey, a zombie cheerleader never divulges her secrets.
And if I did, I'd have to eat your brains.
Good look finding my brains.
Because I'm wearing a bucket.
- I get it.
- Yes, that's why.
So we'll start with why you decided to open your bakery here in New Orleans.
Well, that answer will be a piece of cake.
Get it, cake? - Are you gonna wear that shirt? - Oh, um Oh, hi, honey, looks like you're doing great out there.
Oh, are you a little Einstein? Hey, whoa! Lil' respect! Oh, wait, I changed.
Now upstairs for costume number three.
She is quite a pistol.
Yeah, my girls are my life.
Baking's really my second love.
That being said, I never take for granted the fact, though, that I get to own and run my own business.
- Hey, that sounded pretty good.
- It was great.
Know what? Let's just live with the shirt and get this on camera.
- Oh - And action.
I'm here with Michelle Hathaway, business owner, baker, mother.
Michelle, thanks for joining us.
Uh Uh Bah! I feel like my family doesn't get me.
It's like I'm a lonely castaway stranded on "me island".
Wow.
I wasn't prepared to open that door.
Well, you did the right thing by calling me.
Every ghost deserves an amazing Halloween.
Great.
So I'm thinking spiders, moaning.
And if an eyeball drops from the ceiling, I won't complain.
Oh, Sweetie, you're thinking too small.
We're gonna scare these Hathaways so badly, they'll tremble in fear.
And never enter this house again.
Okeydokey? Uh Louie, you up there? Oh, man, my dad.
Hey, buddy.
We miss you downstairs.
Who's this? No way.
I have the same friendship bracelet.
Hush up, bow tie.
I'm Glenda.
And this poor kid summoned me here because the two of you have deprived him of ghosting.
I wouldn't say summoned.
I drew a door.
Well, it's time for both of you to reflect on what you've done.
Louie, what is this? Let us out right now.
Don't they look silly in there? No, we need to let them out.
But the fun's just getting started.
It's time to get rid of these Hathaways forever.
So Happy Halloween.
Time to get this party started.
What do you think you're doing? Just because I like to scare doesn't mean I can't look cute doing it.
Look, Glenda.
Just give me the key to the portal so I can let my family out now.
Fine! Gosh.
Oh, but one small thing.
You'll have to come and take it from me first! All right.
You asked for it.
Unstoppable ball of energy! Here I come.
Almost there Any second now.
So uncool! That's definitely your best side, kiddo.
I'm loving this lip gloss.
Hope you're having a good time.
Ray! Hey, have more punch.
Miles! Where are you guys? I'm dying out here.
Tay, the swim team will be here any minute.
What happened? The party started off great, but now people are bored.
Susan, don't be rude.
What she meant to say was, "Tay, your party stinks".
Don't worry.
I have some amazing things coming up.
Miles.
Taylor, over here.
Uh, excuse me a second.
Louie, where are Miles and Ray? I'm losing these people.
Taylor, forget the party, and get your friends out of this house now.
What are you talking about? I may have unleashed an evil super-ghost who's bent on total destruction.
Can I just have one normal day? Oh, no.
There's the she-devil.
She's here! Wait.
That's who you're scared of? Hi, Sweetie.
Does your par-tay need a little pick-me-up? You have no idea.
Can you whip up something fun? No, she's gonna ruin your entire Actually, I have just the illusion for you and your friends.
Love her.
Hey, everyone.
Trick or treat? Everyone out.
Go, go, go.
Ah, cool beans.
I'll go downstairs and get everyone in one room, and then it's time to terrify.
Come on.
You're not gonna wanna miss this.
Frankie, I need your help! Sorry, Madame, no dice.
Get it? Besides, old people start to go to sleep around now and leave their bowls of candy out on the porch.
But bad things are about to happen to all of us, you've gotta help me.
But I'm just a little girl.
Okay, I knew that was coming.
I apologize for my earlier comments.
- Say, "Frankie's awesome".
- We don't have time for this.
- Say it! - Frankie's awesome.
Okay.
I forgive you.
What's your plan? To apologize and make you come up with the plan.
Didn't work the first four times, son.
But we have to stop that crazy girl with the awesome friendship bracelet.
I hope you have a suitable punishment lined up for Louie.
Eh, no one's getting punished, Miles.
It wasn't his fault.
It was mine.
What are you talking about? Living with the Hathaways is tricky.
I wanna respect our arrangement, but I might have lost sight of the fact that Louie's a little kid missing out on his favorite holiday.
I wanna raise good sons but also happy ghosts.
You know I'm happy pops.
I read you my journal entries every day.
Yes.
Yes, you do.
I guess there's nothing else to do but wait.
Or pass the time with a barbershop classic.
Hello, my baby, hello, my honey.
Hello, my ragtime gal.
Aah.
And that's how the doughnut got its name.
Invented by Bob Donut.
Ah.
I don't know what I'm saying.
I totally just made that up.
Oh, no, Michelle, that was really Not good.
This is all unusable.
- Taylor, what was that? - I know.
Who has an elevator in their house? Never mind.
Everybody out.
No one's going anywhere.
- Who is this? - Me? Why I'm you.
Uh-oh.
This isn't good.
Ready for a quote? Happy Halloween, humans.
Aw.
You too, Mrs.
H.
She's the best.
Louie, where are you? Louie? He's your savior? How sad.
Sad for you.
The L-Train is here to teach you a lesson in manners.
Hm.
How's this Growing donkey ears, please.
Not what I had in mind but it doesn't matter, because now you have to face the music.
A Jack in the box? So scary.
Let me see what you've got.
Boo! This is your A-game? Eh, we gave it a shot.
Louie, you have seriously got to be the worst ghost ever.
Louie? I may not be a level ten ghost, but at least I didn't fall for the old diversion trick.
My key.
- That means - I unlocked the mirror! Remember me? I'm Ray, also a level ten ghost.
And you messed with my family, my whole family.
Yeah, and I'm Miles.
Trick or treat, Glenda? Oh, and we're fresh out of treats.
Um, guys, all my friends are trapped over here, so Okay, Glenda, time to go.
Boys, let's show her the exit.
Ring around the Rosie? What's next, you're gonna patty-cake me? Ooh! Whoa, whoa! Whoa! This is so worth missing out on old people candy.
All right, Louie.
Send her on her Way! Copy that, pops.
Glenda, out! Whoa! It worked! - We did it.
- Yeah, we did.
The Preston boys brought it tonight! Best Halloween ever.
Come on.
Hey, guys, I just wanna say, this party That was awesome! Went exactly how I planned it.
I was scared for a minute, but this was definitely the party of the year.
Yeah, or maybe even the month.
Everybody, let's go back upstairs.
So, did I mention we also cater weddings? I wanna apologize to everybody for what I did tonight.
No worries, Louie.
I'm pretty sure I rocked that interview.
The camera is broken.
The footage is lost.
Yes! And don't worry about me.
Once we sawed the bucket off Emma's head, everyone had a great time.
Uh dad, Miles, are you two good? Ah, forget about it.
Dad and I actually had some nice bonding time.
We sure did.
Hit it! Hello, my baby.
Hello, my honey.
Hello, my ragtime gal.
What? We had a lot of time in there.
Bum, bum, bum.
- Send me a kiss.
- By wire.
- Baby, my heart's on - Fire! Yep, I think they left.
Yep, we lost 'em.

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