The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (2020) s01e11 Episode Script

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[Meredith] Previously on
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
Meredith and Lisa called Mary
and said that they were scared of you.
They're talking [bleep] behind my back!
-I am not afraid of you.
-Shut the [bleep] up about Mary!
Jen's been insinuating
that there might be a bigger story
about your marriage.
I struggle because when it comes
to these people, like, we're done.
C'est la vie.
You guys really saved my life,
and you have been that anchor.
When I fix me,
everything else will fall into place.
I'm really proud of you, Dad.
I'm not strong enough, Sharrieff.
I'm not strong enough to keep doing this.
I need you to be here more.
Hey, baby, I love you. I'm sorry.
I'll be better.
Okay.
I told you specifically, Whitney,
how much that day meant to me.
The last thing I wanna do is hurt you.
I know that was
the wrong place and wrong time.
I've never said this to you before.
I'm terrified of losing our friendship.
[theme song playing]
In this town, I'm Queen Bee and MVP.
When you take cheap shots,
always expect a hangover.
This rose isn't scared
to handle a little prick.
Jealousy is a disease,
to which I say, "Get well soon."
I love God,
but I will read you like a scripture.
Just like my pioneer ancestors,
I'm trying to blaze a new trail.
[upbeat music playing]
Just gonna make this fast.
-[Robert Sr.] Come on, Miss Mary.
-So how was the Florida house?
-Looking good?
-I don't wanna keep that house.
I really don't.
You wanna sell the home?
It's older, too much trouble.
We're not gonna get money out if we sell.
I see it making money,
but I see it being too much trouble.
-You just wanna get rid of the problem.
-I would love to do that.
If I'm a problem,
that's what you're gonna do to me?
-Why would you say something like that?
-[slurps]
[upbeat music continues]
So what do you want? You want cheese?
I'm on a gluten-free,
-dairy-free, sugar-free diet.
-Have fun.
-[Brooks] I wanna make mint water.
-Okay.
I kind of want, like, noodles,
but I want
not super-carbohydrated noodles.
I kind of want those veggie chips,
but I just made kale chips.
Well, I want these, but I shouldn't.
-Chicken nuggets.
-I'll take a pass on that.
Anything else? What's that?
Chicken and salmon jerky?
Oh, is this for dogs?
-Yeah, it's dog treats.
-Oh. [laughs]
I thought it sounded really good.
[upbeat music continues]
-[Jen] Sharrieff?
-Yes, baby.
We have to plan
our double date with Big Daddy.
That's my dog.
Mm, mm, mm ♪
-Heather's gonna come out. Gonna have fun.
-Oh, really?
[makes clicking sound]
[whispering] This might be
the one That Heather.
Don't breathe heavy like
[whispering] Heather.
-I think that's weird.
-You're not a guy.
Now I'm about
to get this thing sparked up.
-Ride the train.
-Okay, baby.
-We gonna make it happen.
-Okay.
[chill upbeat music playing]
[doorbell rings]
Oh. Who is it?
-Whit.
-What's up, Will?
Good to see you.
Good to see you too, brother.
-It's cold out there.
-Jeez, I know.
[exhales sharply]
-How've you been?
-Good.
-House looks beautiful.
-Thank you, Will.
You're the first one here.
-So where's Justin?
-He's in New York.
My family is not
your typical Mormon family.
Our family dynamic is very complicated.
We have multiple marriages,
multiple batches of children,
so when my parents divorced,
and my dad became addicted
to prescription drugs,
it created an even bigger divide
in the family.
I've been slaving away all day
for our Thai food.
-Oh, you wrapped it, even.
-Yeah.
I wanted to see my dad
get right and healthy
and see him recover from his addiction.
Will didn't know what he wanted.
He was on the fence.
He didn't know if he should help or not,
and my sister Shaylee
wanted nothing to do with it.
It's been so good for him,
Shay, like, to have him owning
where he's at with addiction
and then knowing that
-his family still loves him
-Yeah.
That's gonna save his life.
-[sighs]
-But if you feel ready,
I'm thinking it would be nice
if we got together
at my house for dinner,
just me, you, and Will.
-And Dad.
-Yeah.
So if I put together a dinner,
you'll come?
-Yeah.
-And talk to him, or
That would be a good start for sure.
Because of my dad's addiction,
it truly has been ten years
since my father,
Will, Shay, and myself
have all been together.
-I guess we'll wait for them, right?
-Yeah, we'll wait for Dad and Shay.
You know they're always late.
But I'm really hopeful
that Will and Shaylee
expressing interest to come back around
will help to see
that my dad's making progress
and that it's safe now
to come back into his life.
-Hey.
-[Whitney] Hey, Dad.
-Anybody home?
-Yeah, we're in the kitchen.
How you doing?
-Thanks for having me over.
-Yeah, I'm glad you could make it down.
-Hey, Rock. Hey.
-Will's here.
-We're just waiting on Shay.
-Oh, yeah?
What's up, Dad?
Hey, what's up? How you doing?
-Good to see you.
-You too.
-Glad you could make it.
-No, my pleasure.
This is our first time
all getting together in a long time.
We got a lot of good stuff to catch up on.
[doorbell rings]
[Whitney] Rocky, sit down.
Stay. Hi, Shay.
Hi! Hey, Rocky.
-Come in.
-[sighs] Nice and warm.
Just in time. Will and Dad just got here.
Oh, perfect.
Although my family dynamics
are deep and dark and dysfunctional,
I'm really hoping we can
move forward tonight.
-[Whitney] The guest of honor.
-[Steve] Hey.
-Hey, Shay, what's happening?
-Hi, Dad.
Good to see you. Mmm.
Mmm! You look good.
You look really good.
Mmm, thank you, sweetheart.
You look awesome. How you doing?
-Good.
-Good. I know.
Just excited to be here. Hi, Will!
-Good to see you.
-You ready to eat, Shay?
-Yeah, starving.
-I'll bring this over.
-Yum.
-[Will] Oh, yeah. Wait. This is good.
You guys have water on my behalf?
-Appreciate it. [laughs]
-Yeah.
-Rocky.
-How is that going, by the way?
-Yeah, what's your living situation?
-It's going really good.
-It's actually really cool.
-Like, an apartment?
Yeah, I have a roommate, Tommy.
So five days a week, I go to sober living
from 8 a.m. to about 2:30, three o'clock.
We do, uh, process sessions.
Yesterday in process group,
there was about 20 of us.
They all have different things
going on from alcoholism
to heroin to whatever.
And it was my turn to speak,
and I just said,
"Hey, you know,
I'm meeting with my children."
"Whitney's having us over for dinner,"
and somebody said,
"You can be grateful for your addiction,"
because it brought us here.
And that vulnerability,
you guys are showing
that same vulnerability by being here
-[Whitney] Yeah.
-that our love means something,
our family means something.
We had a great family.
We had a lot of fun.
[soft tense music playing]
Well, that's why I'm here,
is 'cause I have good memories.
So I need to continue
to hold onto that and make more.
Exactly.
Yeah. We have a little bit
of a track record with you, Dad,
of talk and then kinda things fizzle out.
'Cause all of us can talk,
talk a big talk.
-Do you get what Will's saying though?
-Yeah.
Like, it's time to actually do it.
Yeah.
[Whitney] Will and Shay feel
very hurt and abandoned by my father,
so it's important for them
to be able to share
those feelings with him.
I'm not certain
where tonight will take us,
but I'm really hopeful
that this can be the first step forward
for, you know, a chance
for us to come back together.
You know, rehab's hard.
Sober living's very hard.
But you guys, by doing this,
is a huge motivation.
It means I mean,
I'd go through it again to be here.
Wow.
But the point is, you're doing something.
You've taken action.
Yeah, I've been lost for a long time.
And moving forward,
maybe I think a good step
would be for you guys to come up
-and do a process group.
-Yeah.
If you guys are open to that,
it's awesome.
-Yeah.
-I wanna do it.
We want you in our lives.
All that matters to me
is that I'm back in your life,
and now that I'm in this space,
it's it's a good place to be.
Um and I appreciate you guys.
I love you guys.
-Love you too.
-Love you too.
I'm proud to be here. It's cool.
-You're looking really good.
-[Shay] Yeah.
Are you Do you need glasses or
-[laughter]
-[Steve] Thank you.
No, last time I checked, my eyes are good.
-Yeah.
-[Shay laughs]
[upbeat music playing]
Oh, here she comes.
She's coming for my girl.
[beat-boxing]
[Sharrieff laughs]
Give me a little beat, baby.
Give me a little beat.
-See what I'm saying? I told her.
-What?
-I did. We were already on the same page.
-We were on the same frequency.
-Don't worry about that.
-[Jen] Oh, my God.
I love Heather. That's my girl.
And I've been thinking,
since the hot springs
and what she said.
I feel like you wanna be
Lisa and Meredith's friend
more than you wanna be my friend.
I'm terrified of you being like,
"Girl you're done."
"I'm with Meredith and Lisa,"
and, like, I have been just swallowing it
because it's more important
for me to be your friend
than it is for me to be heard.
I want her to know I love her, and I want
to spend as much time
as possible with her.
So I have a perfect solution.
I'm going to set her up
with Sharrieff's best friend.
He's in town, Big Daddy.
I'm like the Billionaire Matchmaker here.
Tell me about this guy.
-Yeah, this is my man.
-Big Daddy.
-Big Daddy?
-It's not like that.
My man is just
I just want you to say hello.
Not, like, climb up his leg
or anything yet? Just
Wait, after dessert.
Big Easy's a good dude.
Thirty years I've known this guy.
-Okay.
-Played ball together.
-Yes. That's what I'm saying.
-Oh.
-I love when you guys
-That's what I'm saying.
I'm I'm so nervous.
What do I do? Do I jump up?
-Supposed to say hello.
-Is that appropriate? Hi.
-Hello. I'm Keith.
-I'm Heather.
-I heard you're the Big Easy. Are you not
-[laughs] Oh, my Lord.
-Y'all about to get me in trouble.
-You're in big trouble.
Okay, okay, Jen Shah,
I like what you're doing here.
He's hitting a lot of the boxes.
He's tall. He's dark. He's handsome.
He's alive.
She knows what I'm looking for.
You good? You feeling good?
You threw your hat down immediately.
This is a cool hat.
-I'm old school.
-Old I love it.
Good evening. My name is Jonathan.
I will be your server tonight.
-I'm all about the tenderloin.
-The tenderloin medallions?
I'm gonna do the tenderloin too.
-Do you have Tito's and water with lime?
-I can do Tito's and water.
Can I get you anything to drink, sir?
Could y'all do
a cranberry and orange juice, please?
-Of course.
-Perfect. Thank you.
A Shirley Temple?
I thought we were gonna be
wining and dining this evening,
but I'm still open to a great date.
-My man. Thank you, sir.
-What is this fruity little drink?
[quirky music playing]
Big Daddy seems
to be drinking like a big baby.
I'll get drunk enough for both of us.
This does not look
like a drink Big Easy would order.
[chill upbeat music playing]
What I love about Heather
she disrupted the med spa world.
-Did my man put a carrot here
-That ain't right.
[scoffs]
-Where was I?
-I just never had a carrot in my drink.
-Pardon me, madame.
-Thank you.
So I have the medium rare
beef tenderloin medallions.
-Looks wonderful.
-I have the chicken piccata for you.
[Keith] All righty
-Could I trouble you for like, a Sprite?
-A Sprite?
[quirky music playing]
What do you do in Pennsylvania?
The essential thing
that I'm very fortunate to do
is I help our student athletes
transition into,
make good decisions while they're there,
and help prepare 'em
for when they ultimately have to leave.
So you're, like, on the academic side,
or the coaching?
Uh, I'm glad you asked me.
I'm the person for all those things
that don't fit nicely
into a square or a box.
-Yeah.
-Which is life. Academics is very finite.
You you either studied
for the exam or you didn't.
And they need to understand
that that it grows with us.
What we valued at 18
But we still have some core values.
-If it's family
-Right.
I'm not looking for anything long-term
But 18-year-old Uh,
there's gonna be things that evolve.
To that equation, if you're a husband,
if you're a father.
but I'm I'm starting to think that
that that's not gonna be
a problem with Big Daddy.
Gonna be just fine.
We're going salsa dancing after dinner.
We're not doing salsa dancing.
No, sir. I don't know.
You two have a great time.
This has been good.
This has been good. Thank you.
This has been good. Thank you so much.
I don't get no dessert?
[laughs] Listen, he's getting you
a Slurpee on the way home. Don't worry.
[laughs]
You need a vehicle, babe?
We gon' get you a car.
Yeah, I would love that. Thank you, guys.
[Heather] That was fun.
-So what did you think of Big Daddy?
-I mean, so nice.
[laughs]
Big effort from Jen.
She did a really nice thing
inviting me to this sober TED Talk.
[laughs]
He didn't wanna leave,
wanted to order dessert.
-I know, you know what that means.
-Dessert.
"Dessert." Yeah.
-Text him later.
-[laughs]
[upbeat music playing]
Bobbie, are you hungry?
I just want chips.
Don't roll around the house
with chips, sister.
Come eat 'em in the kitchen.
In the kitchen.
[Whitney] After Sharrieff's party,
we needed a break from each other.
We all needed to process what had happened
and figure out, where do we go from here?
But there's one thing I've learned
from growing up
in my dysfunctional family,
is that the longer you let things go,
the worse they become.
Things haven't been awesome
since the hip hop party,
but how would you feel if I
took two nights away
for, like, a little girls trip?
Oh, wow. Girls trip?
And go, like, two nights to Las Vegas.
Hopefully, like,
reconnect and bond with the ladies.
I know I'm not the fan favorite right now,
and I'm taking a risk
by inviting everyone.
But I think it's time
for us to go have some fun.
[upbeat music playing]
-More chocolate.
-No.
[cell phone chimes]
[messaging bloops]
-[cell phone chimes]
-[message bloops]
-[cell phone chimes]
-[message bloops]
-Okay, well, what am I wearing tonight?
-[cell phone chimes]
[sighs]
[message bloops]
I do love Vegas, and I do have
a beautiful home in Vegas.
It's one of my favorite homes.
But I just could not put myself
in a trip anywhere with Jen.
Put it this way.
I'd rather have a plane full of mice
than to be in Vegas with Jen.
Ooh, and I don't like rodents,
but I'll take the mice. [laughs]
[sighs] Okay.
I can try on different shoes.
-[cell phone chimes]
-[message bloops]
[line rings]
[Lisa] Hey, Meredith.
[Meredith] Hi. How are you?
Good. What's going on?
-So did Whitney text you?
-Yeah, she did.
I just told Whitney
I'm gonna think about going.
You know, the interesting thing
to me is she started the first problem
with Jen and then created
additional problems
like repeating information
that she should have never
even been talking about.
I texted Whitney back, and she told me
that she and Jen have talked
and that they kind of, like,
-resolved things, and she says
-Well, you know what?
she did not take accountability.
She just stated
that it was basically a [bleep]-show.
You know what the irony is?
She still hasn't apologized to me,
which blows my mind.
I mean, it's odd
that I'm getting invited on a trip
when I haven't even received an apology.
I mean, isn't that out of order?
I'll go, but I don't have it in me
for any more drama.
Jen's been insinuating
that there might be a bigger story
about your marriage.
I'm not thrilled that Whitney's
even engaging in it at any level,
but it appears to me
that she may just really be the messenger.
I'm not gonna hold it against her.
I'll keep you posted
if I decide to go or not.
I still have to think about it. I'm
I'm on the fence with the whole thing.
All right. Love you, love you. Mwah.
-Mwah. All right, bye.
-Bye.
[upbeat music playing]
[Heather] These are very Vegas.
Look, we got the animal print.
We got the racer stripe.
These are my Vegas pants.
Spice it up, yeah.
You worried about your mom
going out all night and meeting
-a man, bringing home a new daddy for you?
-[laughs]
-He's a top-notch gambler.
-[laughter]
-You're really going?
-Really going to Vegas.
I don't quite know what to expect.
I never heard back from Lisa,
so I guess that means
she's not going to Vegas,
but it should be fun.
Wish me luck, babe.
Yeah, good luck. You're gonna need it.
[quirky upbeat music playing]
[Meredith] Maybe we do all silver.
I go with the silver Dior and
maybe these.
Yeah, I love those shoes.
It's more walkable, and you know
you're on your feet so much in Vegas.
Why would I know that?
I don't ever go to Vegas. [chuckles]
I feel like everybody knows that.
No, I don't know that.
All I know is that Vegas is,
like, prostitution capital of the world.
[laughs] Well I don't know about that.
[joyful upbeat music playing]
[Jen] You guys, I am like the CEO
of the fun committee in Vegas.
I'm kind of like the person
that gets along with everybody.
[music stops]
I'm the hype girl
for the Vegas trip, basically.
[upbeat music playing]
-Hi!
-Oh, my gosh!
Look at your hair!
My Vegas hair.
Love it!
It's crazy.
Where's Lisa?
She went ahead.
She had some business there.
So she's already there.
It's absolute [bleep]
that Lisa didn't call me
to tell me that she's coming on the trip.
It's her way of stepping on me
and putting me down
and raising herself above me.
It's not a good look, Lisa.
[upbeat music playing]
-Hi!
-Viva Las Vegas.
Oh, hi.
Having so much fun.
I love it.
[Heather] Shah.
Viva Las
[laughter]
I got too much Botox right here.
I can't move my lip.
[laughter]
[engine roaring]
[upbeat music continues]
Girls trip!
It feels so good to be
a bad Mormon in Vegas.
It's everything Mormons
are not supposed to do.
Gamble, drink, debauchery.
It's the opposite of Mormonism,
and it's just a Mormon girl's taste
of the dark side.
[Heather] Check it out!
-This is our limo right here.
-Awesome.
I have no idea where
Jen's luggage is gonna go.
Oh, wait a minute.
Are those gonna fit?
Yes, we have another car for your luggage.
-Okay, perfect.
-Oh, thank you.
Typical Jen, have to get a second limo.
[quirky music playing]
I'm just making sure, like, our
The luggage makes it into the car.
Are you guys excited
we're in Vegas though?
I'm so glad you all came.
Gonna call Lisa. Should've called
at the airport, "Where are you?"
-But
-Hi. You've reached Lisa Barlow.
Leave your name, number,
and a detailed message,
and I'll get back to you.
[Whitney] Getting close.
Ah, Lisa's calling.
Lisa is absolutely trying
to make a statement.
It's rude, and it's selfish.
Like, of course Lisa is just
gonna make this one about herself.
-Is that your impersonation of Lisa?
-Yeah. I can't even do it.
I can't look like I'm taking a [bleep]
and being sexy at the same time.
-Hello.
-[Lisa] Hey, what are you doing?
Hi. We're in the car,
almost at the hotel, I think.
-Hi, Lisa.
-I'll be there in probably
I don't know
twenty minutes.
Oh, okay, so we'll see you shortly.
So, Lisa, you are in Vegas,
and you are coming?
I have work down here.
Oh, okay. But you'll be with us
today and tonight, right?
-Yeah.
-Awesome.
I know for a fact
Lisa is still pissed at Whitney.
Hell, I'm not 100% okay with Whitney.
Whitney said that,
"People are talking behind your back."
"They're saying
they're scared of you because"
Well, you know that I didn't say that.
-But she is adamantly standing by it.
-You know what
Adamantly standing by what?
I have never said that to her.
I wanna go to Vegas just to hear
how she came to the conclusion
that I have ever said I'm afraid of you.
This is her way of being,
like, "Thumbs up, Whitney."
"I'll see you in Vegas."
Okay, see you soon. Mwah.
-Alright, bye.
-Bye!
[upbeat music playing]
[Heather] Las Vegas!
This is awesome.
[Jen] Ooh-kay.
-Enjoy your stay.
-Thank you so much.
-Thank you.
-Appreciate it.
All right, welcome to the NoMad.
Thank you, Miss Shah.
You're so chivalrous.
[laughter]
-Welcome to NoMad Las Vegas.
-Hi!
-Hi. How are you?
-Thank you.
We're so happy to have you here.
Yeah, so welcome, you ladies.
It's an honor you're here.
Now that you've arrived,
please lend us your ear.
There's no salted lake here
but no shortage of sin.
Here's a rose with some bubbly.
Let your Vegas trip begin.
[cheering]
-That was awesome!
-Oh!
I'm so touched.
-Cheers.
-Thank you.
This guy has spent more time
crafting a poem for me
to arrive at a hotel in Vegas
than Billy did crafting
his entire marriage proposal.
Before you go up to the rooms,
you wanna know what we're doing
so you know how to dress?
-Yeah, finally.
-All right, so we get to go
exotic car racing.
-What time is this happening?
-We have about an hour before we meet.
-In an hour? Okay.
-Yeah.
So you can go up to the room, get changed,
-and get ready for some
-Just got one little problem with that.
fun. What is your problem?
I have, like, a special surprise for
-Miss Heather. It's a surprise.
-Aw. So you're not gonna join the group?
Well, the only time I can do this is
Right now. Do you have an appointment?
-Around this It's an appointment.
-Okay.
First, Lisa doesn't show up
at the airport.
Now Jen's hijacking
my plans to race race cars.
The intention of this trip
was to be together as a group.
If I wanted everyone to pair off,
we would've just stayed in Salt Lake City.
Sorry, ladies. [chuckles]
Yeah. All right, let's go get ready.
[upbeat music playing]
[zipper whirs]
Welcome to your Suite Royale.
[Whitney] Oh, wow!
Man!
-Hardwood floors.
-Awesome!
Right, let's go check out the city.
Like, I love this.
It took everything I had
in the lobby just now
-to be like, "Excuse me, Jen?"
-I know. I
I'm not mad at her surprise for you.
I love that she's surprising you
-'cause you deserve it.
-I thought I was going
-But you know what that means?
-race car driving.
I'm going race car driving
with Lisa and Meredith.
[upbeat tense music playing]
-Hi.
-[Lisa] Ahh! Hi!
How are you? Oh, my God.
-I'm so excited you're here.
-How are you?
I don't feel like I owe
anyone an explanation,
especially Whitney,
on how I'm getting to Vegas
and when I'm coming to Vegas.
-How was the flight down?
-Oh, it was fine.
[Lisa] I didn't think I needed to RSVP.
I mean, it's not like
she's flying me to Italy. It's Vegas.
Are you excited? I'm gonna sit right here.
What's going on?
How was your You came in early.
-How was your, uh
-Um, everything was so good.
I just had to work a little bit,
check in on some things,
meet with our team down here.
Do you know what we're doing?
What's on the itinerary?
I know there's, like, some race car thing.
-What?
-Yeah.
-I love that.
-I know you would.
-I'm like, oh, God, I have to drive?
-[laughs]
I'm gonna have to change my shoes,
that's for sure.
I was excited to put this trip
together for everyone to come,
and I was planning on,
like, taking the opportunity
to talk with Lisa and Meredith,
because I haven't really spent any time
or had a conversation with them
since the hip hop party.
The last time I saw Whitney,
you could either chalk it up
to she had way too much to drink
and didn't know
what she was talking about,
but, like, think about it.
Every single time I'm around you,
you have a problem with me.
Like, weird problems
that don't even make sense.
So your vow renewal how did it go?
The bar was a little wrecked
at the end. Lot of glass broken.
I feel judged by you, Lisa.
I don't judge you.
I'm just trying to get
to the bottom of the [bleep].
Yeah, but there is no [bleep].
Nobody's saying I'm not afraid of Jen.
Whitney was totally
normal today, fine with me.
-But no "I'm sorry for repeating [bleep]."
-There was nothing, no acknowledgment
-of any of that, nothing.
-But she caused
that whole problem
at Sharrieff's birthday party.
Would there've been any problems
had Whitney not been emphatic
about saying that I'm afraid of Jen
and then don't take
any accountability for it?
And that's where I have a problem.
So how are you gonna handle it?
What do you wanna say?
"I wanna explain what I was trying to do"?
I wanna explain what I was trying to do
and what my
the conversation I wanted to have,
but then when Lisa doesn't even tell me
she's coming a day early
Just doesn't show up at the airport.
-Yeah, like
-And then doesn't call you back,
calls Meredith back.
Like, clearly, there's an issue.
How was it being with Jen?
It was like great and totally fine,
you know, to my face.
What I don't quite get is
Jen claims to be my friend,
and then she's saying
negative things about me behind my back.
Everyone needs to have accountability
for their words and their actions,
and that's, like,
what I really am excited about
the next few days to see, like,
what kind of friend are you to me?
To my knowledge,
she's never talked [bleep] about me.
So for me, let's ride
this trip out and let's see.
[chill music playing]
I changed out of my airplane shoes.
-[laughs] Looking more sensible.
-But I'm still in my airplane outfit.
I feel bad for Whitney being stuck
with Lisa and Meredith
all day, but I'm like,
excited to go with Jen because
Jen Shah never disappoints.
I have a special surprise.
Close your eyes.
Okay.
-Don't peek.
-I'm not gonna peek.
-Because I love you so much
-What is it?
Three, two, one. Shah-mazing.
Shut up.
Your own private shopping
luxury experience.
Dora and Dominik,
this is where I get my secret,
exclusive, one-of-a-kind
We've brought all
the hottest shoes of the season.
-Thank you.
-Just for my girl.
I'm so excited!
After the Big Daddy disaster debacle,
I realize, okay,
I still need to make it up to Heather.
So what's better than setting her up
with a with a man?
Finding her a new outfit.
Where do you wanna start?
Do you wanna start with shoes?
I don't know. I'm on overload right now.
I know. I'm on overload too,
but I have my eye on those for sure.
Like, there's so many.
It's like Christmas morning.
-Which package do we open first?
-[laughs]
-These are
-Those are like a Christmas gift.
literally everything.
Oh, you just tied it totally differently.
It's like a different shoe.
Two for one. You're making money
by buying these shoes.
The girls are gonna be jealous.
We gotta get these.
-Yeah, these are fab.
-I love these.
This is just like Cinderella,
and every shoe fits.
I wanna try on one
of these dresses for you.
-Will you give me your opinion on it?
-Yeah.
Do you think this is the look
for the grand opening?
Yeah, that's Beauty Lab pink.
-And we can do all silver.
-Yes.
-Those are good?
-Those are beautiful.
And your booty looks good in it.
Are those pants like Spandex material?
Don't worry about what these are.
-No, I love it.
-They're Beauty Lab-approved.
Get up on the bar.
Do I look like a fern?
Give us a little CEO of fun.
-What's happening in Vegas right now?
-Whoo!
It's effortless for her.
But you can't buy the tits
'cause my plastic surgeon retired.
Shah-mazing.
-What are you gonna say? CEO of fun.
-[laughs]
Oh, my God, Jen!
[rewinding sound]
-What are you gonna say? CEO of fun.
-[slowed down laughter]
Oh, my God, Jen!
[laughs]
Thank you for doing this for me.
You're welcome because
not only did I get you
a private shopping experience,
I saved you from race car driving.
I don't even know what's gonna be
happening for them on the track.
That is literally the oddest trio.
[quirky music playing]
-Hey. How's it going? Good to see you.
-Hi, Lisa.
Yes.
You guys ready to go?
-This is my jam.
-You ready?
[Lisa] Yeah, I love race cars.
Like, let's go.
[coughs]
[tense music playing]
This is awkward as [bleep].
I'd rather be at church right now.
So what were you doing down here?
Working for our brand.
I had no idea you were here.
Oh, I thought you guys knew.
Yeah, I was already here.
We used to go to the Larry Miller track
because Dempsey
Patrick Dempsey's team races out there.
I actually enjoy it a lot.
I think it's like a rush.
I'm excited to drive some fun cars,
but I'm just saying, I'm not, like
Racing intimidates me
Hold on one second.
I gotta take this. Sorry.
Hey, Erin.
Oh, my God, it's crazy busy.
[laughs]
[upbeat music playing]
[engine revs]
Oh, my gosh. I love this.
My kind of parking lot.
-How are you? Nice to meet you.
-Ladies, how's it going? Hey.
Welcome to Dream Racing.
You're gonna have a lot of fun.
We're gonna take you inside,
get you dressed up in racing suits.
I drive a Porsche Panamera in real life.
-Okay.
-What do you guys think for the track?
-Which handles the best?
-Pick one that matches your outfit.
-Yeah, gotta pick a red car.
-I think the Ferrari.
-Let's do this.
-Let's do it.
-After you.
-Thank you.
Despite the fact
that Whitney's the last person
I wanna be with today
-I'm into this.
-I'm glad you love this.
I didn't realize how much you love cars.
Who doesn't love driving
high performance cars?
[engine roaring]
I feel good.
I feel like a pro race car driver.
-Have you ever been on a track before?
-Yeah, I love it.
I can put up with Whitney for a Ferrari.
Oh, there's our cars.
Here's your Lamborghini.
Put this on.
-Is it on tight? Good?
-Feels perfect.
-Good. Have a seat.
-Oh, God. [laughs]
-Are you super stoked or what?
-Yeah, it's amazing.
-I've got high expectations.
-I do too.
Go ahead, give me
a little bit of light gas.
We are good to go. Yeah.
A little bit of gas.
-Perfect.
-Full power. All the way down.
[engine roaring]
-Aah!
-Keep going. You got it.
[Whitney] Keep going?
Full power!
Upshift. Let's go, Meredith.
Little more gas now.
Little bit more if you'd like to.
-A little more gas?
-A little more gas, Lisa.
-Yes, ma'am.
-Okay.
-[Whitney] Gas now?
-Yeah, yeah, all the way back.
[engine revving]
Probably gonna overtake them.
I'm surprised Lisa's going slow.
Now, Lisa, I'm gonna let
two cars pass here.
Just stay tight left for me.
Okay, go ahead and pass, more that way.
[engine revving]
Keep going, good. Give it a little more.
Oh, she's got her hazards going.
And now we're all clear,
so a little bit of gas,
and we're gonna come back
for a nice, easy right turn.
I literally I just feel
like I had an orgasm.
After all the talk
about how great of a driver Lisa is,
she gets out on that track
and drives slower than my grandmother.
Keep increasing your speed for me.
A little more gas.
For someone who talks extremely fast,
she drives very slow.
[engines revving]
Oh, my God.
[Whitney] That was so fun.
-Thank you. You were fantastic.
-[chuckles] You're welcome.
Ladies, I wanna say thank you so much.
-So nice to meet you guys.
-Absolutely.
-Very nice to meet you too.
-Thank you.
-Let's start our racing team.
-[laughs]
At least we look cute.
So I appreciate you both coming,
'cause I haven't had a chance to,
like, talk to you or follow up
-after that hip hop party.
-I know.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, first I just wanna say sorry
for how all of that happened.
I literally was just trying
to have a conversation with Jen,
and Heather came in hot,
and that's when I lost control
and it went
-Awry?
-all sorts of sideways.
So I just wanna apologize for that.
Honestly, it was confusing
to me because I'm, like,
why does Whitney keep saying,
"I have something to tell you, Jen,"
when it's about me and her,
and we're both standing right there?
But what I wanted to tell her is
I was surprised when I talked to Mary.
-Because
-Well, grain of salt there.
-Love Mary, but
-I have
I have a hard time,
because Mary is my friend
I feel the same way,
but Mary doesn't speak for me.
-I speak for me.
-Nobody speaks for me except me.
Yeah. All I heard there was,
"I need to talk to Jen,"
that you're afraid of her.
So I'm like, "What the [bleep]?"
I never even said that.
Yeah. I take full accountability for that.
Something for me, too, is instead
of repeating something somebody else
thinks I might have said, ask me first,
because there's a lot
of side conversations happening,
and I know what's not coming from me.
And I just think it's easier
to go right to the source.
I mean, I hear a lot too,
about different things,
and then I don't know what's real
'cause I'm not having the conversation.
You can't know what's real unless
you hear it directly from the person.
In other words,
telling Jen that Mary said
There's no
It has nothing to do with you.
I realize that. I'm taking accountability.
-So I'm apologizing.
-Yeah.
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
And I'll come directly to the source.
-Thanks. I appreciate that.
-Thank you.
[Lisa] I forgive really easily.
Like, I need to hear an apology,
and then we can move forward.
Like, I just wanna have a good time.
So, like, I'm choosing to accept
her apology and I'm forgiving her.
Done. Let's not dwell on it
and let's move forward and have fun.
-Yeah.
-[Lisa] Yeah.
[upbeat music playing]
These are, like, everything.
Yeah, I love those too, on me.
-[man] Sexy.
-[Heather] Sexy!
[Heather] Tribal.
Primitive. All the things.
Push it a little bit.
It's like we're basically getting
the same thing,
except you're getting twice as many as me.
-Thank you so much for doing this for me.
-You're welcome.
How do you think Whitney is surviving?
Probably not well, but you know what?
When I met with Lisa,
she was not happy with Whitney.
Lisa is adamant,
like, "Jen, I never said that."
But it doesn't change
the message that Whitney
is trying to, like, look out for you
and be like, "Listen,
I come directly to the source,
and this is happening, and, like,
I'm looking out for you."
But Whitney has to understand, Whitney,
you cannot bring something up
and then not put closure on it.
Otherwise, Lisa will slaughter you.
Meredith will eat you.
-Lisa will ice you out.
-I'll chew you up and spit you out.
But that's terrible.
You know, that's terrible.
No, it's not terrible
because if she's going
to come to us with information,
you have to bring the information
and take it all the way to the end.
You can't just throw
something out in the air
and then be like, "Sorry, just kidding."
Why are we talking about this again?
I saw them embrace and apologize
and make up and move on.
-Will you forgive me? I'm sorry.
-Yes, I forgive you.
If I get a divorce,
I'm moving in with you.
So I don't understand why we're back here.
How did we get here?
The second she decided to open her mouth
at my birthday party for my husband,
bitch, you picked
the wrong birthday party.
You better figure out
what you were trying to say
and take it all the way out.
And she didn't,
and that's where I'm still very hurt.
I told her how important that was to me.
Are you blaming Whitney
for you throwing the glass?
I'm blaming Okay, I don't know
why this is so [bleep] confusing.
It's my husband's [bleep] birthday party.
Whitney's [bleep] ass
decided to come to me
at the first party I'm throwing
for him in 25 [bleep] years.
I feel like I've gone
out of my way for Heather.
So I'm confused as to why
she is just trying to cover for Whitney
and not understanding
the pain that I'm feeling.
Like, let Whitney stand up for herself
and be a big girl.
Whitney, you wanna be a big girl?
Come to the big girl table.
Stop sitting at the kiddie table
eating chicken nuggets, Whitney.
Eat caviar, bitch.
I'm your goddamn friend. Bitch,
you stand up for me with Whitney, okay?
How've I not stood up
for you with Whitney?
What do you mean?
She ruined my husband's birthday!
[soft tense music playing]
Jen's version of a good friend
is just, like, a henchman
just like, whatever mood she's in,
whatever she feels
is important, you jump on,
and you just, like, pile on that person.
Like, there's no opportunity
to be objective
or to be helpful.
It's just, like,
the house is [bleep] on fire,
and you're on my team
or you're dead to me.
The only reason
I haven't bitch-slapped her
is because she's your friend, Heather.
Well, you've gotta talk to her about it.
What do you mean, talk about it?
Because she thinks you're good.
I thought you were.
She thinks you guys have settled all that,
she doesn't know you're still hurting.
If you're gonna sign up for this girl,
you better [bleep] sign up for her
and make sure she acts right
because guess what?
You are putting your name
and your reputation on the line for her.
So you better make sure
Whitney Rose comes correct.
'Cause all of us, because
we care so much about you
that is the only reason
we are putting up with that [bleep].
[Meredith] Next time on
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
[upbeat music plays]
Leaving the track, I feel good.
I feel like there's a better chance that
we can actually have a good night tonight.
[music stops]
You guys be on Mary's side,
be on Whitney's [bleep] side.
-Back up.
-I need to excuse myself.
-Don't do that to me.
-Goodbye.
No one tells me
who to be friends with. Bye.
When you wanna [bleep] talk,
then talk to me.
-What did I do?
-Shut the [bleep] up!
-Do not come at her like that!
-Don't come at me, Heather!
I found Kimberly 'cause I read her book,
and she invited us over to her home
to help us find our inner voice.
Who doesn't trust Jen? Raise your hand.
[tense music playing]