The Spectacular Spider-Man (2008) s01e11 Episode Script

1
Max, I'm very
proud of you.
You've made
tremendous progress.
You need to
continue therapy,
but I just know
you'll do great
out there.
I owe it all to
you, Dr. Kafka.
Thanks.
I'm out.
OCTAVIUS:
Excellent, Maxwell.
I'm so pleased.
MAX: You're the only person
who wrote to me
at Ravencroft, Dr. Octavius.
I've taken a special
interest in your case,
an interest which
should benefit us both.
Yeah.
Love the idea of
double-teaming
you-know-who.
Double-team?
Oh, surely we can
do better than that.
Busy tonight?
Mr. H indicated
we're available.
AUTOMATED VOICE: Do not
approach walls or door,
or tranquilizing gas
will be released
to immobilize.
O'Hirn, Alexander.
I know.
Do not approach
walls or door
or air pressure will
be activated to contain
Marko, Flint.
I know!
A sandwich?
This is a joke, right?
Raw silicates only, Toomes!
I don't eat food no more!
Just save room
for dessert.
Spider-Man a la mode.
Livin' on the edge
Fighting crime
Spinning webs
Swingin' from
the highest ledge
He could leap
above our heads
Villains on the rise
And the city's victimized
Looking up
with no surprise
Arriving
in the speed of time
Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man
Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man
Spectacular
Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man
Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man
AUTOMATED VOICE: Do not
approach walls or door
Finally she shuts up!
[ALARM RINGING]
Back in business.
Nice night.
Yeah, for a walk.
[LAUGHING] Tickles.
And
Now.
Ah, Maxwell,
my dear boy.
Uh, Doc, I kind of
prefer Electro.
I understand completely.
Now if you would
do the honors
Boys.
HAMMERHEAD: Okay.
Ox, Fancy Dan, with me.
Montana, stick with
these mooks for now.
Last boat off
the island's that way.
[PETER YAWNS]
Gotta love these
lazy Saturday mornings.
Or, uh, noons.
Better get up.
Yikes! Wow.
This new alien suit is
quite the timesaver.
I just need
my web shooters.
It makes its own webs?
How sweet is that?
How did I ever
live without you?
MAN ON TV: making this
the third time
the singer's baby was
found driving her car.
PETER: Aunt May?
Now repeating
our top story
Shouldn't you be
getting ready
for your big night
on the town
with Mrs. Watson?
To be honest,
I'm feeling
a touch peaked.
Perhaps I'll stay in.
But you've had
these theater tickets
for months.
Come on. You deserve
to have a little fun
once in a while.
Well, I suppose.
Just have the time
of your life, okay?
MAN ON TV: All escapees
were originally arrested
following battles
with Spider-Man.
PETER: Yo, bro!
Hey, don't
leave me hanging.
If only.
You ticked
or something?
Are you serious?
You take pictures
of Spidey stealing
the alien life form
instead of
calling the cops,
and you wonder
if I'm ticked?
Bro, IStow the "bros."
That's done. I was over
the whole lizard thing,
but this is who
you are, Pete, a user.
You do what
gets you ahead,
even if it hurts
the people you claim
are your friends.
What you need is
a taste of your
own medicine,
have something you care
about taken away.
The trouble is,
I'm not sure you actually
care about anything.
Oh, great.
Perfect. Wonderful.
I've lost my
oldest friend.
Well, who needs him?
I've got the cool
new suit.
[SIRENS BLARING]
And a little something
to take my mind
off my troubles.
I hear St. John Devereaux
is just hilarious as Falstaff.
[SIRENS BLARING]
[BRAKES SCREECH]
Freeze, O'Hirn!
[THUDDING]
[GASPS] It's that
awful rhinoceros person.
[GROANS]
[CROWD GASPING]
Ah, Rhino. I knew
no prison was
wide enough to hold you.
Wide enough?
Yeah, funny.
Wow. I knew
they taught trades
in the slammer,
but a sense of humor?
[GROANS] I usually
don't get the tingles
when the bad guy's
in plain sight.
[GRUNTS]
Sorry, Spidey.
Was I supposed
to wait my turn?
Oh, you two are
partners again?
Us two?
Afraid you ain't
gettin' off
that easy, bug.
Now then, arachnid,
any last words?
"Homina, homina, homina"
comes to mind.
Ladies, you may
want to step aside.
So you can attack
that young man?
I think not!
May!I'll be fine, ma'am!
Just get to safety.
Plow through 'em!
Show's starting!WOMEN: Oh!
Are you okay?
I think so.
Go! Through the theater!
Get as far away
as you can!
Yes, run along now, ladies.
Pull.
[GROANS]
[CLAMORING]
Sydney, I think
they're canceling
tonight's show.
[MOANS]What's wrong?
My arm hurts.
May!
Call an ambulance!
Only six, huh?
What happened?
Lizard and Goblin
had Knicks tickets?
Gotta get some altitude
and deal with them
one at a
[GROANS]
Let's start by
grounding this bird.
[GROANS]Fool!
This dog's not too old
to learn your tricks.
My tech is protected
by reinforced steel.
In fact, none of your
former methods will work
on us a second time.
And the Yankees
win the pennant.
[GROANS]
[MOANS]
I hate to admit it,
but I can't beat
these guys together.
Gotta bail.
Oh, not again!
I don't think
I can fit,
and I don't do
good in tunnels.
Keep the police busy.
We'll handle
the wet work.
And how are we
supposed to
spot the bug?
Maybe this will help.
Electro, I'm pleased
you've learned to
conduct your power
safely through water,
but down here,
you present a danger
to the group.
Head back up.But the spider freak
Maxwell.
Yeah, Doc. Okay.
Hey, I'm turning
to Mudman here.
Can I go, too?
Amateurs.
Who you calling
an amateur?
Nope, it's not
Pete or Flash.
Kenny? Of course not.
I'd never do that to you.
A hint. Well, he is
someone I met
at the formal,
and here he is now.
Gotta go.
JAMESON: The whole thing
is Spider-Man's fault!
New York never
saw super-villains
till the superhero
showed up.
Where's Parker?
Update from
Times Square.
Plenty of property damage.
No serious injuries.
But one elderly woman
had a heart attack.
Well, give me
a name, Robbie.
The people
want to know
who to pity.
May Parker.
[GASPS] That's
Peter's Aunt May.
I have to call him.No!
No, I'll call
Peter myself.
[PHONE RINGING]
PETER: Jonah.
You're calling to yell at me
for not getting pics of
those bozos beating me up.
That we don't need.
I'll set it for 9:00 p.m.
The subway should get
Aunt May home by then.
I want to make
sure she's okay.
We really have to get
that woman a cell phone.
Oh, man. I wish I could
just wake up tomorrow
with Doc
and his merry morons
back in jail.
Mmm.
[PHONE RINGING]
AUNT MAY ON ANSWERING MACHINE:
Oh! You have reached
the home of May
PETER: And Peter! AUNT MAY: Parker.
Please
leave a message,
and we'll call back.
ANNA: Peter,
it's Anna again.
Please call.
What are they
doing now?
I think they're
having dinner.
To Spider-Man's
ignominious defeat.
Defeat? Seems to me
a job ain't done
till it's done.
I was topside.
You yahoos lost
the creep.
Next time I
smash him myself.
SANDMAN: What's
with you and revenge?
All I ever wanted
was a decent score.
This obsession
with Spider-Man
is a distraction.
It's Osborn who's
truly earned my wrath.
I'm calling Mr. H,
see if he'll give the okay
to ditch you sorry
Stop! What are you doing?
I need a cure,
but the only way
to get what we want
is to trust the Doc.
Thank you, Electro.
Yes, gentlemen and Rhino,
we're frustrated,
but the arachnid
will be crushed.
How? He's long gone.
We simply engineer
a situation
that forces Spider-Man
to play the hero.
He'll come.
He can't help himself.
Check, please.
[GLASS SHATTERS]Um, on the house, sir.
How kind of you.
And wise.
RADIO ANNOUNCER:
The escaped convicts
have left Times Square
and have now taken hostages
at the Metro Bank
near Central Park.
He's back, boys!
[LAUGHING VICIOUSLY]
SHOCKER: Well, Doc,
you was right.
I guess some folk
are just too dumb
to live.
Rhino, you won
the coin toss.
Will you crush his skull
or simply impale
his heart on your horn?
Impale. Impale
sounds good.
What's the matter,
web-creep?
Too scared
to crack a last joke?
[SHOUTS]
I'll finish him!
Glad you came out
tonight, Mary Jane.
But, uh,
won't Pete be bummed?
He knows
we're not exclusive.
Still, he was crushing
pretty hard at the dance.
Well, what's the deal
with you two?
Ah, same old story.
Two kids
who grew up together.
Our moms were
best friends.
Our dads were partners.
They had a start-up
lab in Queens.
And then the four
of them went to
a conference together,
and there was this funny
little plane crash.
I'm I'm sorry.
I didn't know.
Well, stuff happens.
[CAR HORNS HONKING]
Hey, slow down, chief.
I've always kind of
been his big brother.
Kept the bullies
off his back.
So in gratitude,
Pete took pictures
[MARY JANE SCREAMS]
to profit off
our boss' pain.
[MOTORBIKE ZOOMING]
[GASPING]
Okay, not fun anymore.
Stop.
Stop. Stop
right now.
Don't you want to know
how the story ends?
Pete may not be perfect,
but whatever his faults,
he's twice the man
you'll ever be.
Morales, Wingard,
secure the hostages
in the bank.
Carter, Dewolff, with me.
ELECTRO: I'm gonna
fry you for that, freak!
That's it!
[GROWLING]
[GROANING]
Oh, man.Dang it.
Keep shooting!
Move in, kid.
I got you covered.
Uh-oh.
[GROANS] Get him off!
SANDMAN: What the heck
happened to O'Hirn?
Sandman,
help Electro.
[GRUNTING] Get him off!
I'm trying!
Turn down the juice!
Wait! He's trying
to escape again.
Vulture, move!
I don't want to take out
another of our own.
Stop! I will not stand for
[GROANING]
What the boot hill?
What are you doing?
Dodge this!
I knew
you were finally
getting serious
when you stopped
cracking your pathetic
little jokes,
just as I knew you
would expend your energies
fighting my allies,
leaving you open for
Doctor Octopus to deliver
the coup de grace.
Now I do believe
we promised Rhino
an impalement.
[SOFTLY] Get him off.
[MOANS]
Apologies, Rhino.
We're doing this my way.
DOC OCK: Your new
suit interests me, arachnid.
I'm going to enjoy
peeling it away
for further study.
[GRUNTS]
OFFICER:
He's gonnaSpider-Man, stop!
It's over.
[GASPS]
Oh, man.
The alarm didn't go off.
I've been asleep
for nine hours.
So why am I
still exhausted?
[GROANING]
PETER: I don't remember
taking this much punishment
in Times Square.
Where did that one come from?
After the day
she had yesterday,
we'll let her sleep
a bit longer.
"Spidey stops sinister six.
"Photos by Peter Parker"?
I don't remember
any of this.
It's like I slept
through the whole fight.
This wasn't me
wearing the suit.
This was the suit
wearing my body.
This alien It's some
kind of symbiote.
Still, what do we care?
The six were
put down hard.
Parker gets paid
for the photos.
What else matters?
Pete!
Where have you been?
Your aunt
[SHUSHING] She's still
asleep upstairs.
No, Peter.
She had a heart attack
last night.
She should be okay,
but she's in
the hospital.