Transformers: Earthspark (2022) s01e11 Episode Script

1
[device beeps]
- Executive Agent Croft,
what are you doing here?
- Quality control.
Why are you not out in
the field, Agent Schloder?
Why are you not out in
the field, Agent Schloder?
- We haven't received
any Decepticon alarms.
- Why wait for alarms?
Decepticons are all around us,
Decepticons are all around us,
disguised in plain sight.
- Well, yes,
and GHOST gets involved
when they start trouble.
and GHOST gets involved
when they start trouble.
- They are trouble, inherently.
Let's not wait for it
to start before acting.
Let's not wait for it
to start before acting.
- But we have state of the
art surveillance and analytics
to assess threat levels
and keep us ahead
- Global Hazard and
Ordinance Strike Team.
- Global Hazard and
Ordinance Strike Team.
Which part of the GHOS
acronym makes us sound
like a reactionary agency?
like a reactionary agency?
Your team's Deception arrest
record is light this month.
Go do your job, little brother.
- Can do, sis.
- Can do, sis.
I mean, yes,
Executive Agent Croft.
All recovery agents deploy.
We have a mission.
[all bickering]
- Can you move your
- Agh.
- Can you move your
- Agh.
- Okay, focus up.
I know it's a
little tight in here
with all the new
members of our t
with all the new
members of our t
family, but while Robby
and Mo are in human school,
I thought we could talk
about the most important part
I thought we could talk
about the most important part
of being a Transformer.
- Having an adequate space
in which to learn and live?
- Having an adequate space
in which to learn and live?
- Choosing your alt mode.
An alt mode isn't just
another way to get around.
It's a form of protection,
It's a form of protection,
protection for you
and this whole family.
GHOST is out there arresting
any Cybertronian they find,
GHOST is out there arresting
any Cybertronian they find,
so staying safe
and staying hidden
is all the more important.
- [chuckling]
- How is that funny, Hashtag?
- How is that funny, Hashtag?
- Okay, so it sounded like
you were gonna talk
for a really long time,
so I looked up Bumblebee
alt mode, and
so I looked up Bumblebee
alt mode, and
- Whoa. You're so
- Cute!
- Wow.
- And this was a disguise?
- And this was a disguise?
- [laughing] Is this you?
[laughing]
[laughing]
- So why'd you switch vehicles?
- My old alt mode was revealed.
So I needed a new disguise
So I needed a new disguise
so I could disappear.
- How do I I
mean, us we
[laughs] How do
how do we choose
[laughs] How do
how do we choose
our alt modes?
- I'm gonna let Twitch and
Thrash take the lead on that.
They know what it's like to be
a Terran finding a new form.
They know what it's like to be
a Terran finding a new form.
So today, they're in charge.
- I was once a
protoform like you.
- I was once a
protoform like you.
Then I saw this drone,
and I said to myself,
that could be me.
that could be me.
- Okay, you scanned
it by accident.
My alt mode has meaning.
Your alt mode can be an
expression of your personality.
Your alt mode can be an
expression of your personality.
Rocinante!
[engine revving]
[engine revving]
- Anyway, you can
all learn from us.
And together, we'll pick the
perfect alt modes for everyone!
And together, we'll pick the
perfect alt modes for everyone!
- No, thank you.
I like who I am as I am.
I like who I am as I am.
Besides, I'm
working on something
that requires my attention.
- Nightshade, wait!
- Nightshade, wait!
I could help. I
have a third wheel!
- Well, I'm ready
to learn, Twitch.
- Well, I'm ready
to learn, Twitch.
But I don't want my alt
mode to be an accident.
I want it to be perfect,
like Bumblebee's.
like Bumblebee's.
- Boundaries, Jawbreaker.
We'll find you
something less me.
We'll find you
something less me.
- Aah!
- You got this?
- [laughs]
- Who's ready for the
ultimate adventure?
- Who's ready for the
ultimate adventure?
You are!
- Right.
I think I just found a life hack
for DIY breakfast pastries.
for DIY breakfast pastries.
- Well, I've got the
life hack for life.
- [chortling]
Wha
- We're going into town
to find you an alt mode.
to find you an alt mode.
- Twitch, come back,
this is the only spot
in the barn that gets
a good Wi-Fi signal!
- Pick whatever vehicle
you want to scan.
Ooh, how 'bout a sporty coupe?
Ooh, how 'bout a sporty coupe?
Or a zippy hybrid.
[gasps] Station wagon.
[gasps] Station wagon.
- What's going on? I
can't get a signal.
- Hashtag, there's
no Wi-Fi out here.
Now focus. We're
here to find you
Now focus. We're
here to find you
an alt mode, so start looking.
- I will, I promise.
Soon ish.
- Come on, trust
your big sister.
- Come on, trust
your big sister.
You'll love having an alt mode.
The sooner you scan a vehicle,
The sooner you scan a vehicle,
the sooner we can go home and
get you back on the Wi-Fi.
- And then you can watch videos
of sneezy puppies with me.
- And then you can watch videos
of sneezy puppies with me.
Plus the singing cantaloupe.
- Deal.
- Whoo! Sneezy puppy time.
- Whoo! Sneezy puppy time.
- [gasps] Hashtag!
You scanned a GHOST van!
We're supposed to
hide from GHOST,
not become them.
- You said pick
whatever I wanted.
- You said pick
whatever I wanted.
- Oh, no, shh, shh,
it's it's fine.
It's fine. Just change back,
and
- Mission frosty complete.
You're welcome.
Let's get back to HQ.
You're welcome.
Let's get back to HQ.
- Uh, who got the
Berry Mash-Manilow?
- Ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh! That's me.
- Ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh! That's me.
- Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
- You licked this, didn't you?
- You licked this, didn't you?
- Okay, no pressure.
I know you keep
changing the subject
I know you keep
changing the subject
'cause you don't want
to talk about alt modes,
but there's still plenty
a big bro can show you
but there's still plenty
a big bro can show you
like Fluffy Ears! [cow moos]
- Aw.
There is no more perfect name
in the human language.
in the human language.
- Yeah, she is pretty cute.
- Is she also a
part of our family?
- I mean basically.
- I mean basically.
- I am so glad you told me.
This changes everything!
Thank you, Thrash.
Thank you, Thrash.
[cow mooing]
- Sure! If you like cows,
- Sure! If you like cows,
just wait till I teach
you more Earth stuff.
Like
How to juggle!
- Uh-huh. And what
can my big brother
teach me about
load-bearing timbers?
teach me about
load-bearing timbers?
- Uh
- Which one of you
changed my settings?
- Which one of you
changed my settings?
- Nobody. You drove us here.
[device beeps]
- Ew, ice cream fingers.
Ew. Ew, ew, ew, ew, eww.
Ew. Ew, ew, ew, ew, eww.
- Eh, Kwan, you
want me to drive?
- Eh, Kwan, you
want me to drive?
- I'm not doing
this. It's the van.
[grunting]
- Oops.
- Stay calm, Hashtag.
I'm here for you.
I'm your big sister,
I'm your big sister,
and I'm not going to let
anything bad happen to you.
- Twitch. Uh, Twitch!
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
Hashtag!
Hashtag!
[hologram warbles]
- It's a hologram.
Whoa!
[alarm blaring]
No! Please!
My sister's in there!
- Do you know what would
make this go a lot easier?
A forklift alt mode.
- Do I want to know?
- Do I want to know?
- Hey, Bee.
I'm helping Nightshade,
like you said.
I I'm not totally
sure what we're doing,
I I'm not totally
sure what we're doing,
but we're definitely bonding!
[device beeps]
- Go ahead.
[device beeps]
- Go ahead.
- Bumblebee! GHOS
took Hashtag!
- Give me the details.
I'm on my way.
- Give me the details.
I'm on my way.
[engine revs]
[tires screeching]
[all groan]
- That thing is cursed.
- I am gonna have
some serious words
- I am gonna have
some serious words
with the vehicle
maintenance team.
- Okay, I gotta get out of here.
- Okay, I gotta get out of here.
But if the agents
see me in bot mode,
they'll capture me, and
if I drive by myself,
they'll capture me, and
if I drive by myself,
they'll know I'm not a van.
Ugh! I thought having an alt
mode was supposed to be fun!
- Now connected
to GHOST intranet.
- Now connected
to GHOST intranet.
- Wha where am I?
Hello?
Hello?
Twitch?
Mom? [whimpering]
Dad?
Dad?
[electric buzzing]
[buttons beeping]
Okay.
[whirring]
- Ow!
- Ow.
- My leg!
- I can't see.
- Huh. Well, that
doesn't do anything.
- Huh. Well, that
doesn't do anything.
[buttons beeping]
- Is everything on the fritz?
- All right. Fine.
[buttons beeping]
[electric crackling]
[electric crackling]
- What's happening?
- What's going on?
[overlapping chatter]
- Where are my cameras?
Bagheri, if this is
your idea of a joke,
Bagheri, if this is
your idea of a joke,
you know you're not funny.
- Agent Schloder, the whole
system's malfunctioning.
It's a cyberattack.
- Impossible. Our
security is tighter
- Impossible. Our
security is tighter
than toe shoes on Bigfoot.
- But sir, there was an
intruder alert at the entrance.
- But sir, there was an
intruder alert at the entrance.
- Warning, security
breach detected.
- Warning, security
breach detected.
- All agents to the
detention levels.
You don't have to
be a dentist to know
this is not a drill!
[alarm blaring]
[alarm blaring]
Somebody tell me
what's going on.
- Anti-Energon fields are down.
- Anti-Energon fields are down.
It's a Decepticon jailbreak!
- This jail's broken all right.
I just walked out of my cell.
I just walked out of my cell.
[bots purring]
- Oh, no!
[bots warbling]
[bots warbling]
Target Bombshell and Shrapnel.
Target Bombshell and Shrapnel.
The rest are mindless copies.
There's too many of them!
[engine revving]
- Bumblebee, I am
so, so, so sorry.
I just wanted Hashtag
to pick an alt mode,
but then they took her
before I could stop them
but then they took her
before I could stop them
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Cool your core and re
- I'm her big sister. I'm
supposed to protect her,
like like you,
like like you,
like a leader.
- Leaders always have a plan B,
like calling for help
when they need it.
You did the right thing, Twitch.
You did the right thing, Twitch.
[hologram warbles]
- Careful! There are lasers.
- Not anymore. Looks
like security's down.
- Not anymore. Looks
like security's down.
Cameras aren't
responding either.
Saving Hashtag's
gonna be a breeze.
Saving Hashtag's
gonna be a breeze.
[keyboard clacking]
- Sir, I think I found the
source of the cyberattack.
It started when this van
connected to our intranet.
It started when this van
connected to our intranet.
It's using its GHOST credentials
to brick the whole system.
- Decepticon infiltrator, eh?
- Decepticon infiltrator, eh?
Not on my watch.
Bagheri, take
control of that van
and take it down to
the detention center.
and take it down to
the detention center.
- Okay, whatever this place is,
it has to be a part
of my alt mode.
it has to be a part
of my alt mode.
So
Why can't I make anything work?
Why can't I make anything work?
[engine turns over]
Okay.
Okay.
I'm a van again.
What's going on?
What's going on?
No, you don't.
[tires screech]
[engine rumbles]
[engine rumbles]
[tires screech]
Ugh.
Ugh.
[tires screech]
[tires whine]
Back online, whoo-hoo!
- There it is, the Decepticon.
- There it is, the Decepticon.
- Ah, scrap.
- We're gonna need cover.
- It's a Decepticon trick.
Fan out. Search each one.
Fan out. Search each one.
Find the infiltrator.
- We gotta get out of here.
- Hashtag, I'm so sorry.
- Hashtag, I'm so sorry.
- Ah! You came back for me!
- Of course I did.
I'm your big sister.
I'll always protect you.
I'll always protect you.
- Are you hurt?
- I'm okay.
Except I, like, left
my body I think.
Except I, like, left
my body I think.
Yeah, at first I was scared,
but then I saw these
buttons, like, on a tablet
and was like, whoa.
and was like, whoa.
But they didn't do anything.
- You were outside of your body?
- That's not a normal
alt mode thing.
- That's not a normal
alt mode thing.
- And you saw buttons?
- Yes. I pressed all of
them, and nothing happened.
- Yes. I pressed all of
them, and nothing happened.
[lasers blasting]
- Uh, yeah, it did.
[bots purring]
[bot purrs]
[bot purrs]
- This plan B is
gonna need a plan B.
[bot purring aggressively]
[bot purring aggressively]
[bots purring]
[bots purring]
Roll out, Malto-bots!
Keep going. Don't let
any GHOST agents see you.
Keep going. Don't let
any GHOST agents see you.
[lasers blasting]
Hashtag, I think your
vehicle mode gave you
Hashtag, I think your
vehicle mode gave you
control of GHOST intranet.
- Ah, yay me?
- Ah, yay me?
- Okay. We gotta find an exit
without any GHOS
agents seeing us.
Hashtag, I need you to access
the building's schematics.
Hashtag, I need you to access
the building's schematics.
- Oh-ho-ho, I can do that too?
- As long as there's Wi-Fi,
I'm pretty sure you
can do anything.
I'm pretty sure you
can do anything.
[whirring]
[deep humming]
[deep humming]
- I'm in.
- Sir, the cyberattacker,
they're back in our system.
- Sir, the cyberattacker,
they're back in our system.
[keyboard clacking]
They're looking through files.
They're looking through files.
I can't keep 'em out!
[buttons beeping]
[puppy sneezing]
[puppy sneezing]
- Croft is gonna have
my hide for this.
- Croft is gonna have
my hide for this.
- Whoo! I can connect to
the Internet from anywhere!
- Whoo! I can connect to
the Internet from anywhere!
- How's the schematic
coming, Hashtag?
- Exit's that way,
but the map didn't
show this much traffic.
but the map didn't
show this much traffic.
[device humming]
[bot purring]
- Bug boy's our distraction.
- Bug boy's our distraction.
Move!
- That's a lot of Insecticons.
- That's a lot of Insecticons.
- Soundwave too?
- Soundwave too?
Run!
- Whoa.
- You okay, Hashtag?
- Still on the Wi-Fi.
And I think
And I think
[button beeps]
I'm getting the hang of this.
- Then find the way out fast!
- Then find the way out fast!
- All your [inaudible]
belong to us.
- [growls]
- [growls]
- I remember that guy.
- Uh-oh.
Easy does it.
Easy does it.
Good boy, Skullcruncher.
- [growls]
[growls]
- Roll out, Malto-bots!
- Stand down!
- Stand down!
- [snarling]
[engines revving]
[engines revving]
[stone cracking]
- Whoo-hoo! Now
that's what I call
- [snarling]
- [snarling]
- Plan B.
- [sighs] There you are.
We were worried sick.
- Our sleeves were
lit up all day.
- Our sleeves were
lit up all day.
- Sorry. It's all my fault.
I took Hashtag into
town, and we
- Got me a new vehicle mode!
- Got me a new vehicle mode!
- Whoa-oh, Hash-T!
- Whoa.
- Whoa.
- This is awesome!
- It's so cool.
- That's awesome!
- A GHOST van!
[laughs]
Looks like we're coworkers now.
Looks like we're coworkers now.
Is that all that happened?
- There was some trouble,
but we handled it,
together.
together.
- Hey, where's Nightshade?
I wanna show them
my new alt mode.
- They've been acting
kind of strange all day.
- They've been acting
kind of strange all day.
- It's the best way
to keep a secret!
- Nightshade, what have
you been doing all day?
- Nightshade, what have
you been doing all day?
- Why explain
when I can show?
I've been creating
a bigger, better,
I've been creating
a bigger, better,
safer space for
the whole family.
And I couldn't have done it
without my big brother's help.
And I couldn't have done it
without my big brother's help.
- Mm-hmm! Wait, what?
- With the three of us arriving,
- With the three of us arriving,
the Malto family
has grown larger.
And while I do
not convert forms,
And while I do
not convert forms,
I thought our
shared space should.
I tried to make the perfect
spot for each of you.
Room to fly, a bike ramp,
Room to fly, a bike ramp,
computers, a lab,
and of course, space
for Fluffy Ears.
and of course, space
for Fluffy Ears.
You're going to love her.
[cow moos]
- Good to meet moo.
- Good to meet moo.
Nightshade, when did you
have time to build all this?
- Oh, I've been chipping
away at this for a while.
- Oh, I've been chipping
away at this for a while.
- [spluttering] But
we're the big sibs.
- [spluttering] But
we're the big sibs.
We're supposed to be
taking care of you.
- When you care about someone,
that part goes both ways.
- Now this isn't finished.
- Now this isn't finished.
Each of you has to
add your own touches.
- I brought the Wi-Fi!
- Wait, you have Wi-Fi?
- Wait, you have Wi-Fi?
[all cheer]
- So sneezy puppy time?
- A deal's a deal, sis.
- A deal's a deal, sis.
Roll them puppies!