Ranma 12 s01e119 Episode Script
Episode 119
Please.
Just for one month, Mr.
Tofu! I already subscribe to four newspapers.
So what's one more? I'm afraid not.
All right.
I'll give you a bonus.
Here's something I've been saving for a special customer.
A special bonus! Two free tickets to the amusement park.
How about it? Good afternoon! Oh, Kasumi! G-Good afternoon! That's a very thorough pruning.
It is! Are you a friend, Miss? This is perfect.
Please enjoy these with Mr.
Tofu.
May I have them? Of course! If you want them.
My! Thank you very much.
Please sign here for your subscription, sir.
Of course! Here you are.
Doctor! Look where you're writing, will you? Amusement park?! For free?! We're too old for the amusement park.
We're not children.
But Dr.
Tofu gave these to me.
Well, if it's free But wasn't it Kasumi who Dr.
Tofu invited? Should we tag along with them? But won't it be more fun with a big group? One ticket will admit up to six people.
One, two, three, four, five, six-- That's all of us! Don't worry, you won't need a ticketas a pet.
I suppose it's nice to go out as a family once in a while.
Not that it matters to me either way.
It was a thoughtful gesture.
It's no big deal to me, though.
How about going this Sunday, then? Bravo!! What? What? What's going on? You see, Grandfather Happosai-- Stealing my underwear again?! Uh-oh!! Give them back! Come back here! No! Come back!! No way! We'll pass on him.
Fine with us.
Ono Chiropractic Closed Great.
It's a nice day.
Kasumi! Wh-What's this?! Who would do such a thing? Kasumi! We've got to hurry! Right! Let's leave before Happosai comes back.
Still, it's funny how he's conveniently disappeared.
Ranma! Hurry, get ready! We can't keep Dr.
Tofu waiting, can we? Guess I'll go with the usual pair.
Good morning! Yes? Here we all are, Doctor.
Honestly, men are such children.
Would you like some tea? Th-Thank you! So much.
Oh, my.
Isn't it hot? Yes! It is! Therrrre we go.
Sis! Arcade Fantasia Give it here, Ranma! Saotome, it's supposed to be my turn.
Tendo, I'll show you how it's done.
Saotome, that's not fair! You don't look very happy.
Are you enjoying yourself? Huh? Sure, of course! I'm sorry the whole family's come to bother you No, no.
I'm glad everyone's having a good time.
But-- It's not like you to be so bashful.
I know! Let's have something to eat when we get off.
But! Still bashful, aren't you? - Then I will.
- Good.
Dr.
Tofu and Kasumi Can't we bring them together somehow? Huh? Isn't that? Seven peach buns, please.
Seven peach bun, okay! Ah-hah! I knew it.
Dr.
Tofu! What you doing here? I came on an outing with the Tendo family.
So Ranma here, too?! Uh-huh.
Huh? Something wrong? I seem to have lost my wallet somewhere.
Darn.
No money needed, Doctor.
But taking me to Ranma, yes? O-Okay Why follow us here?! What a pest! It's too disgusting for words! Ranma, I know you be here.
Fate bring us together.
Hey, they're finally back.
I scored higher, Tendo.
Who took an extra turn, Saotome? A win's a win, Tendo.
Is hitting two more moles something to brag about, Saotome? Sure is.
Everyone's here now, so let's have lunch.
Nabiki, will you get our lunch? No prob.
What's wrong, Nabiki? Gramps! How'd he get in there? Where's our lunch, Nabiki? Gone! Are we there yet? I wanted to come, too! That's why I snuck in with the lunch! I wanted to have fun too, but you ditched me--! Please don't cry, Grandfather.
We were wrong.
So you forgive me? Of course! Oh, yeah? Then no more tears.
Eat dust instead! No use cryin' over spilt milk.
Let's buy lunch.
What's wrong, Pop? Gone.
What is? Gone.
I have no money! I spent it all on Whack-a-Mole! Dyehh! I hope-- Dad? I'm proud to say I'm all cleaned out! Nabiki?! Not even I carry so much cash! All I've got is train fare home.
You idiot, Pop! How many times didja whack the mole?! About 30 times, me did.
Who was the one having all the fun?! I wasn't as bad as Pop! Banks aren't open on Sunday, either.
I'm starvin' The prize is a full-course meal?! For two.
Complimentary! Those go-carts are suited to us, so we can enter, too.
Full-course meal?! For two?! Complimentary?! We're there!! Here, "Go-Cart Race.
" Let's see.
It's a one-kilometer circuit course.
And the carts are-- They're pretty small.
They've got power, but they're built for girls.
That means--! We've got a good chance, too.
Forget our worthless men! You got it! It's girrrl power, baby.
Full-course meal? Is perfect for eating with Ranma.
This cart's too small for me to race in.
Um Will you teach me how to drive it? Sis! K-Kasumi! You're not considering--! Sure! All applicants for the Grand Prix are urged to register at once.
The desk will close in five minutes.
The winner will be awarded plus a full-course meal for two in one of the park's restaurants.
They're here! Beautiful girls, just how I like 'em! Saotome, now I'll avenge my loss to you in Whack-a-Mole.
How can you be so sure, Tendo? Kasumi, to turn right, turn the wheel to the right.
And to turn left, turn the wheel left.
Dr.
Tofu, Kasumi's over there.
This is the brake, and this is the gas pedal, right? It's easier than I thought.
I'll win that full-course meal for Kasumi and Dr.
Tofu.
Akane! I, Ryoga, will help you from the sidelines! Yo, Ryoga! Ranma! Didja show up to win the full-course meal, too? Don't make me out to be like you! But I've got a huge advantage.
That prize is as good as mine.
That's something I refuse to accept.
Whatever your " advantage" is, it won't be as easy as you think.
Although, once the race starts, you'll know, much to your dismay.
Well, go for it, anyway.
Ranma? Who that girl? Who knows? She's always the center of attention.
She races here every week.
Is she fast? Of course! Not even the men can keep up with her.
She's the record-holder here.
She'll probably win today's race, too.
Ranma?! This is gonna be interestin' Ranma Saotome, I'll bury you today! It's time for the Hyper-Cart Grand Prix to begin! The rules are simple The first one to finish the three-kilometer course wins! Ten seconds till start.
Nine, eight seven, six five, four three, two one.
Go!! Akane! Someone's crashed! Is she all right? Oops.
Guess I had it in reverse.
She seems to be all right.
It's a very unusual accident, though! Don't you-- Overtake me!! Hurry up, Dad, Mr.
Saotome! Huh? See you there! Hah? Not much point counting on those two, is there.
The front runners are approaching the hairpin turn! How well she follows.
Can she keep it up, though? She's fast.
But no girl's gonna beat me.
Those two are tearing up the road! I'll never catch up to them.
Girlies!! Howzabout you race with me?? It's that nasty old man! Keep away, jerk! Girlies?? So sorry.
Meal belonging me and Ranma.
No one taking it away! What's happening? So many cars have been knocked out.
Here's where I make up for lost time! Rats! I've lost sight of Akane! See here-- The race is that way! I can't believe she's pressing me at the turn! My chance! Oh, no!! After the hairpin turn, we've got a new leader! I refuse to lose.
Not to ANYONE!! No one's getting ahead of me!! What was that?! Get out of my way, or I'll push you out!! Scary.
She's testier than most guys! Shampoo! She here at last! Great chance to be getting rid of Akane with nice accident.
Huh? Shampoo! What's the idea?! If you no want get hurt, retire from race quietly.
No way! You retire from the race, Shampoo! You stubborn girl! The last two cars are revving their engines in a fierce battle! Looks like I'm one up on you in driving technique, Saotome.
Blast! Dad! Mr.
Saotome! Get out of the way! Akane? You're going too fast.
Giiirliiies--! This is more fun by the minute.
You'll be sorry you ever overtook me! Yahoo! I'll have dinner with a racer girl! OI' freak! No way I'm lettin' you win! No one will beat me! Wha--?! Everybody backed up! Slow car, make way! Got that, Granny?! I'm slow?! "Granny" ?! Now who in this group is going to take it all?! I'm far behind.
I've got to catch up.
Can't this car go any faster, though?! Mousse! See you later! All set! Now to catch them!! What was that?! Mousse! Make way! I can't see up ahead! Just forget it! I'm passing you! No, you don't ! Come back, Saotome! Tendo! Sorry, but I can't wait! Mr.
Saotome, you're going too fast.
Don't cut in front of me! I go where I want! Get back, back! What's that? Mr.
Saotome! Yaaa! Out of my way!! What happen? What's going on?! Ranma! Get out of my way!! You're in MY way! Get lost, ya ol' creep! There's no other way! I didn't want to use this, but--! It's all to secure my victory.
Forgive me, everyone! Happo Fire-Burst--! Not so fast! What's the idea?! You tell me, lech!! Let go! It'll go off! Forget it! Oh, no!! A massive pile-up! Ranma, are you all right? What's going on here?! Akane? Ranma? Are you all right? Kasumi! Go, Kasumi, Nabiki! You're winning! And here's the lead car! Kasumi--! And there's the checkered flag! Congratulations! "Safety first" is always best, isn't it, Nabiki? Sure looks that way.
Kasumi! You won that meal yourself But here you're sharing it all with us.
I'm sorry, Sis! It's all right.
Food tastes better when it's enjoyed together.
I guess so, but Doctor, please have another.
Th-Thank you--!! Ah, well.
Just for one month, Mr.
Tofu! I already subscribe to four newspapers.
So what's one more? I'm afraid not.
All right.
I'll give you a bonus.
Here's something I've been saving for a special customer.
A special bonus! Two free tickets to the amusement park.
How about it? Good afternoon! Oh, Kasumi! G-Good afternoon! That's a very thorough pruning.
It is! Are you a friend, Miss? This is perfect.
Please enjoy these with Mr.
Tofu.
May I have them? Of course! If you want them.
My! Thank you very much.
Please sign here for your subscription, sir.
Of course! Here you are.
Doctor! Look where you're writing, will you? Amusement park?! For free?! We're too old for the amusement park.
We're not children.
But Dr.
Tofu gave these to me.
Well, if it's free But wasn't it Kasumi who Dr.
Tofu invited? Should we tag along with them? But won't it be more fun with a big group? One ticket will admit up to six people.
One, two, three, four, five, six-- That's all of us! Don't worry, you won't need a ticketas a pet.
I suppose it's nice to go out as a family once in a while.
Not that it matters to me either way.
It was a thoughtful gesture.
It's no big deal to me, though.
How about going this Sunday, then? Bravo!! What? What? What's going on? You see, Grandfather Happosai-- Stealing my underwear again?! Uh-oh!! Give them back! Come back here! No! Come back!! No way! We'll pass on him.
Fine with us.
Ono Chiropractic Closed Great.
It's a nice day.
Kasumi! Wh-What's this?! Who would do such a thing? Kasumi! We've got to hurry! Right! Let's leave before Happosai comes back.
Still, it's funny how he's conveniently disappeared.
Ranma! Hurry, get ready! We can't keep Dr.
Tofu waiting, can we? Guess I'll go with the usual pair.
Good morning! Yes? Here we all are, Doctor.
Honestly, men are such children.
Would you like some tea? Th-Thank you! So much.
Oh, my.
Isn't it hot? Yes! It is! Therrrre we go.
Sis! Arcade Fantasia Give it here, Ranma! Saotome, it's supposed to be my turn.
Tendo, I'll show you how it's done.
Saotome, that's not fair! You don't look very happy.
Are you enjoying yourself? Huh? Sure, of course! I'm sorry the whole family's come to bother you No, no.
I'm glad everyone's having a good time.
But-- It's not like you to be so bashful.
I know! Let's have something to eat when we get off.
But! Still bashful, aren't you? - Then I will.
- Good.
Dr.
Tofu and Kasumi Can't we bring them together somehow? Huh? Isn't that? Seven peach buns, please.
Seven peach bun, okay! Ah-hah! I knew it.
Dr.
Tofu! What you doing here? I came on an outing with the Tendo family.
So Ranma here, too?! Uh-huh.
Huh? Something wrong? I seem to have lost my wallet somewhere.
Darn.
No money needed, Doctor.
But taking me to Ranma, yes? O-Okay Why follow us here?! What a pest! It's too disgusting for words! Ranma, I know you be here.
Fate bring us together.
Hey, they're finally back.
I scored higher, Tendo.
Who took an extra turn, Saotome? A win's a win, Tendo.
Is hitting two more moles something to brag about, Saotome? Sure is.
Everyone's here now, so let's have lunch.
Nabiki, will you get our lunch? No prob.
What's wrong, Nabiki? Gramps! How'd he get in there? Where's our lunch, Nabiki? Gone! Are we there yet? I wanted to come, too! That's why I snuck in with the lunch! I wanted to have fun too, but you ditched me--! Please don't cry, Grandfather.
We were wrong.
So you forgive me? Of course! Oh, yeah? Then no more tears.
Eat dust instead! No use cryin' over spilt milk.
Let's buy lunch.
What's wrong, Pop? Gone.
What is? Gone.
I have no money! I spent it all on Whack-a-Mole! Dyehh! I hope-- Dad? I'm proud to say I'm all cleaned out! Nabiki?! Not even I carry so much cash! All I've got is train fare home.
You idiot, Pop! How many times didja whack the mole?! About 30 times, me did.
Who was the one having all the fun?! I wasn't as bad as Pop! Banks aren't open on Sunday, either.
I'm starvin' The prize is a full-course meal?! For two.
Complimentary! Those go-carts are suited to us, so we can enter, too.
Full-course meal?! For two?! Complimentary?! We're there!! Here, "Go-Cart Race.
" Let's see.
It's a one-kilometer circuit course.
And the carts are-- They're pretty small.
They've got power, but they're built for girls.
That means--! We've got a good chance, too.
Forget our worthless men! You got it! It's girrrl power, baby.
Full-course meal? Is perfect for eating with Ranma.
This cart's too small for me to race in.
Um Will you teach me how to drive it? Sis! K-Kasumi! You're not considering--! Sure! All applicants for the Grand Prix are urged to register at once.
The desk will close in five minutes.
The winner will be awarded plus a full-course meal for two in one of the park's restaurants.
They're here! Beautiful girls, just how I like 'em! Saotome, now I'll avenge my loss to you in Whack-a-Mole.
How can you be so sure, Tendo? Kasumi, to turn right, turn the wheel to the right.
And to turn left, turn the wheel left.
Dr.
Tofu, Kasumi's over there.
This is the brake, and this is the gas pedal, right? It's easier than I thought.
I'll win that full-course meal for Kasumi and Dr.
Tofu.
Akane! I, Ryoga, will help you from the sidelines! Yo, Ryoga! Ranma! Didja show up to win the full-course meal, too? Don't make me out to be like you! But I've got a huge advantage.
That prize is as good as mine.
That's something I refuse to accept.
Whatever your " advantage" is, it won't be as easy as you think.
Although, once the race starts, you'll know, much to your dismay.
Well, go for it, anyway.
Ranma? Who that girl? Who knows? She's always the center of attention.
She races here every week.
Is she fast? Of course! Not even the men can keep up with her.
She's the record-holder here.
She'll probably win today's race, too.
Ranma?! This is gonna be interestin' Ranma Saotome, I'll bury you today! It's time for the Hyper-Cart Grand Prix to begin! The rules are simple The first one to finish the three-kilometer course wins! Ten seconds till start.
Nine, eight seven, six five, four three, two one.
Go!! Akane! Someone's crashed! Is she all right? Oops.
Guess I had it in reverse.
She seems to be all right.
It's a very unusual accident, though! Don't you-- Overtake me!! Hurry up, Dad, Mr.
Saotome! Huh? See you there! Hah? Not much point counting on those two, is there.
The front runners are approaching the hairpin turn! How well she follows.
Can she keep it up, though? She's fast.
But no girl's gonna beat me.
Those two are tearing up the road! I'll never catch up to them.
Girlies!! Howzabout you race with me?? It's that nasty old man! Keep away, jerk! Girlies?? So sorry.
Meal belonging me and Ranma.
No one taking it away! What's happening? So many cars have been knocked out.
Here's where I make up for lost time! Rats! I've lost sight of Akane! See here-- The race is that way! I can't believe she's pressing me at the turn! My chance! Oh, no!! After the hairpin turn, we've got a new leader! I refuse to lose.
Not to ANYONE!! No one's getting ahead of me!! What was that?! Get out of my way, or I'll push you out!! Scary.
She's testier than most guys! Shampoo! She here at last! Great chance to be getting rid of Akane with nice accident.
Huh? Shampoo! What's the idea?! If you no want get hurt, retire from race quietly.
No way! You retire from the race, Shampoo! You stubborn girl! The last two cars are revving their engines in a fierce battle! Looks like I'm one up on you in driving technique, Saotome.
Blast! Dad! Mr.
Saotome! Get out of the way! Akane? You're going too fast.
Giiirliiies--! This is more fun by the minute.
You'll be sorry you ever overtook me! Yahoo! I'll have dinner with a racer girl! OI' freak! No way I'm lettin' you win! No one will beat me! Wha--?! Everybody backed up! Slow car, make way! Got that, Granny?! I'm slow?! "Granny" ?! Now who in this group is going to take it all?! I'm far behind.
I've got to catch up.
Can't this car go any faster, though?! Mousse! See you later! All set! Now to catch them!! What was that?! Mousse! Make way! I can't see up ahead! Just forget it! I'm passing you! No, you don't ! Come back, Saotome! Tendo! Sorry, but I can't wait! Mr.
Saotome, you're going too fast.
Don't cut in front of me! I go where I want! Get back, back! What's that? Mr.
Saotome! Yaaa! Out of my way!! What happen? What's going on?! Ranma! Get out of my way!! You're in MY way! Get lost, ya ol' creep! There's no other way! I didn't want to use this, but--! It's all to secure my victory.
Forgive me, everyone! Happo Fire-Burst--! Not so fast! What's the idea?! You tell me, lech!! Let go! It'll go off! Forget it! Oh, no!! A massive pile-up! Ranma, are you all right? What's going on here?! Akane? Ranma? Are you all right? Kasumi! Go, Kasumi, Nabiki! You're winning! And here's the lead car! Kasumi--! And there's the checkered flag! Congratulations! "Safety first" is always best, isn't it, Nabiki? Sure looks that way.
Kasumi! You won that meal yourself But here you're sharing it all with us.
I'm sorry, Sis! It's all right.
Food tastes better when it's enjoyed together.
I guess so, but Doctor, please have another.
Th-Thank you--!! Ah, well.