Aliens in America s01e12 Episode Script
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I Am So Nervous And Exciting It¡®S Like My Birthday And Last Day Of Ramadan All Roll Into One This Is Just Career Aptitude Test It¡®S Not A Big Deal Oh No It Is Not Big Deal It Only Tells You Your Entire Future Right Around Junior Year Everyone Starts Talking A Full Lot About Future You Guys Need To Cut Down Your Carbon Footprint Otherwise In The Future You Will Be Living Underwater If You Screw Up Your Sats You May As Well Kiss Your Future Goodbye Use A Condom Or Your Pennus Will Fall Out If Not Right Away Then Definitely In The Future You Know In Pakistan They Do A Test Like This Too But They Basically Just Tell Everyone They Are Going To Be An Engineer Or A Doctor But In America All The Possibility Are Unlimited You Can Be Any Thing Anything That On This Test Says You Should Be A Doctor A Noble Profession Justin Justin Justin Frankly Justin The Reason I Keeping Read Your Name Over And Over It¡®S Because I Have Nothing Else To Say Your Test Result Are Completely Inconclusive What Do You Mean You Have No Clear Career Aptitude Of Preferences You Are.
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Right Down The Middle On Every Single Point Of Interest Wait So Didn¡¯T Recommand Any Potentional Careers None Not At One It Was Like A Ghost Took The Test A Ghost With No Opinion Or Aptitude Well We All Done Unless You Have Questions Aliens In America S01e12 I Decided Not To Tell My Parents About The Test It Wasn't A Big Deal But I Know Would Worry Them And Then Justin Told Me That Mr.
Matthews Has Said To Hime Unfortunately Keeping Things From Your Parents Is One Of American Concepts Raja Just Can't Seem To Understand Completely Down The Middle Like A Ghost Took The Test Wait What Are You Talking About Ghost Nothing? No Results? Oh There He Is He Will Tell You Hey Guys The Eh Career Tests Didn't Really Say Anything But I Will Figure It Out Eventually Right? Don't Worry Honey Any Ideas Though? Any Thoughts About What You Wanna Be? No Not Really I Have No Idea O Well Most Important Thing Is You Don't Get Too Down Yourself No I'm Not You Don't Have To Pretend Justin We All Know The Situation Is Obviously Quite Bleak Not That My Part Is Clear I Can Not Imagine Not Knowing Do You Ever Stop Talking You Are Almost Senior Justin You Need To Figure This Out Before All The Good Job Get Taken This Isn't Something You Can Ignore Like Sports Or Girls Oh We Don't Want To Pressure You No We Just Wanna Talk For Example In You Mind's-Eye What Your Picture Of Doing In 20 Years Come On Franny Get To The Point Gun To Your Head What You Wanna Be Eh I Don't Know Gun To Your Head Gun To Your Head Gary Can We Hold Strike Please Leave Justin Alone Mom You Know Things Have A New Low Between My Mom And My Sister When Claire Starts To Sticking Up For Me Excuse Me Young Lady Leave Him Alone About The Stupid Test Fran It's Mom And I'm Trying To Have An Open Dialogue With My Son For Some Mysterious Reason Claire Redirected The Contemp From Me To Our Mom It's Not Gonna Speaking To That Way Like Mothers And Teenage Daughters Through Out History My Mom And Claire's Relationship Has Recently Become Very Combative It Starts Without Warning And With Tremendous Force Not Like A Hurricane What Was That What Starring At Me I Wasn't You Are So Judgmental Hurricane Claire From There Hurricane Claire Only Grew On Pressure And Force And Drama Queen's Myth I Hope I Die In My Sleep And Everytime They Fight It Ends The Same Way I'm Going To Alicia's And As Usual She Goes ?? And Over To Her Friend Alicia's House Maureen Was My Mother's Friend From Growing Up And First Woman I Ever Had A Dirty Dream About Well Now Look Who's All Big My Goodness I Remember When I Used To Bench You On My Lap I Remember Too Anyhow And There Is No Supervision Over There And She Knows I Hate Her Going There Well That's Not Stopping Her All Right I'm Telling You Maureen These Arguments Are Really Worrying On Me Of Course They Are Gary Just Standing There Doing Nothing Right? Since Getting Divorced Maureen Seem Lost Fond Of Men In General And My Dad Specifically Hi Honey I'm Home Territorial Much Why Don't You Just Pee A Little Circle Around Her Too Gary Pig Later That Day Raja And I Went Over To Dooley's House To Hide From My Dad Why Don't You Just Pick A Job So Your Dad Will Lay Off I Cant And I Don't Know What I Wanna Be And I Don't Think I Should Have To Choose I Am Only 16 Hey Guys Look Who Woke Up And Wan To Help Me With Dinner Oh Great Him About Six Months Ago Dooley's Parents Have A Surprise With Dylan A New Baby Brother Oh He's So Cute Look At The Little Finger Call The Newspapers He's Got Fingers Dooley He Is Very Cute You Don't Know Him Man - He Is A Manipulate Little Bitch - Don't Talk About Your Brother Like That Now Do One Of You Boys Wanna Hold Dylan For A Tick While I Strain The Pasta I Hear There Is A Spot In Baby's Head If You Touch It He Will Die I' M Trying To Be A Doctor So Are You On Holidy From What Mr.
Dooley Oh No This Is My Job I'm A Stay At Home Dad When I Was Little He Works 70 Hours A Week Dylan Gets Everything - So What's Your Schedule Like - Let's See I Get The Kids Ready In The Morning I Spend Day With Little You And I Try To Get Sometime Myself When He Fall Down For Nap So How About A Mechanic Noble Necessery Help People Enjoy The Open Road I Know Mark At Krezner Auto Buddy I'm Sure He'd Like To Share For A Day I'll Call Him Right Now Dad Stop Right Now Don't Call Him Ok I Figure It Out I Know What I Wanna Be Justin That's Great What's It A Stay-Home Dad What I Wanna Be Like Dooley's Dad I'll Do My Own Thing Write My Own Song Plus I'm Great With Kids Remember I'm The One Who Taught Claire To Read But Man Can't Do That But Dooley's Dad Does It I Will Be Good At It Plus There Souds Like A Little Me-Time Involved I Appreciate A Little Me-Time But Man Can't Do That Well That's What I Wanna Do I Wanna Be A Stay-Home Dad That Night Dinner Was Tense But Raja Didn't Notice He Was Too Busy Practicing Surgery On His Chicken Claire Dinner I Heard You The First 10 Times I Really Only Said Twice It's Called Hyperbole Mother Franny Please Try And Talk Some Sense Into Your Son Being A Househusband Is Not That Weird You Are Just Old Fashion It Is A Little Weird It Is Woman's Work At Least In Pakistan So Justin Househusband Huh Is That Where We At? Yes Absolutely Ok Honey Well You Should Know If You Gonna Be A Househusband You Need To Marry A Woman Who Makes A Lot Of Money Image That Mom Woman Who Works Excuse Me That's A Great Point Franny I Mean It's Tough For You To Get A Girl While Actually Have Handicaps That's Not Exactly What I Was Trying To Say Justin I Am Going To Be A Doctor It Is A Difficult And Arduous Journey To Get That But It Will Be Worth It What Journey Are You Going To Be On What Work Do You Have I Will Be Taking Care Of My Children And Making Sure That My Household Is Happy And Comfortable Like Mom So Basically You Wanna Sit Around Do Nothing And Watch Your Ass Get Fat Claire Yeah Kind Of Justin But This Is Not Even Really A Job - It Is Nothing - Raja Sorry In Pakistan Not Here Basically You Say You Wanna Be A Maid Except Not Getting Pay For It Claire That's It I Have Enough Of Your Little Comment One More About You And You Are Gonna Be Grounded For More Days You Can Count Sorry Bitch That's It Too Much Drama I'm Going To Alicia's Oh No You Are Not You Don't Get To Escape This I'm Going - What - I'm Going To Maureen's Hang On We Can Figure This Out Sometimes They Just Need Their Space What Are You Doing Making Waffles Stitching A Banana - Why - Because Kids Love Waffles Why I Just Learn How To Makethem Now Sutures Are The Basic Doctoring Skill May As Well As Now I'll Get It Franny Please Be You It's Me Good Morning Gare How's Everything I'm Gonna Make Yours In The Shape As Camel A Little Auto Pakistan Camels Are Actually From Mid-East But It Is Ok You Are Wrong About That When Are You Coming Home As Soon As Claire Is Ready To Apologize Claire Your Mom Is On The Phone - I Want You To Apologize Ok - Tell Her To Go To Hell You Know You Deserve A Break Take All The Time You Need Really? Yeah Yeah I Think I 'Ll Spend A Little More Time With Justin In A Way - Have Fun - Thanks Byebye - Gary Say Take All The Time I Need - It's Typical Typically Nice? Get Ready We Are Going Hunt What A Beautiful Cross Bow I Have Should Seen It Is Coming Cross Bow Hunting Was My Dad's Solution Every Time I Did Something He Considered Unmanly Which Happened Once Or Twice All Right There You Go Buddy I Thought This Gonna Help Out Those Weak Ankles Huh Look Daddy I'm Pregnant I'm Gonna Have A Baby In My Vargina A Day In The Woods Just What We Men Need Nothing Like Little Fresh Air And Some Dead Animals To Really Clear Your Mind Islam Does Not Allow One To Hunt For Sport But I'll Come Along For The Become Modality - Especially I Can Hold This work of art - Not Yet Raja As I Suspected The Hunting Trip Was Just A Way From My Dad To Get Me Into Remote Area So He Can Make Stupid Career Suggestion Something Tells Us This Boy Is Sleeping - Jockey - No - Physical Therapist - No - How About Shift Me - No I Told You Gun To My Head I'm A Stay At Home Dad - No You Are Not - I Actually Come Justin Come Back Here - Raja Hold The Cross Bow - Really Justin Son Such ? So Smooth Raja Knew He Was Not Allow To Hunt And He Knew He Should Not Attempt Himself But It's That Feeling Justin After A Hard Day 'S Work I'm Talking About Man Work I'm Ashamed To Admitt At That Moment I Wish Something Really Really Bad Would Happen To My Father And Then.
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Oh No I Was Aming For The Tree You Shoot My Father Raja Put Down The Weapon I'm Gonna Grab It I'm Gonna Get It Out Ok Blood Is Gonna Be Everywhere Ah Get It Out Of Me So This Is The Hot Club Then? Yeah You Know This Is How The Kids Roll Down Franny Worn Down Building No Signs It's Total Dumping Inside You Gonna Love It I'm Here Like Every Weekend Do You Always Wait This Long? Yeah Sometimes Longer Look Check It Out Check Thoes Girls Out I Got Boots Old Than That How Old Are Them 17 18? 15 And Three Quarters Hey Sorry Sweaty You Got To Wait In The Line Like Everyone Else You Just Let My 15 Years Old Daughter In That Club So Get Out My Way Or I'm Calling The Police Department Sweaty No Don't Don't Let Her Have Fun Plus I Promised I Would't Use The Cross Bow Anymore She Said.
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I Would Shoot Myself Boy What She Is Wrong I Just Want To Apologize Again Yeah I'm Sure When The Pain Medicine Wears Off I Will Be Mad But For Now We Are Fine Of Course Keep The Pills Coming Oh I Really Need Is A Nap Okeydoke And Some Soup With Bread And Root Beer Float And Warmer Socks And Could Someone Comb My Hair? And Just Like That I Had A Baby Do You Even Know How Old You Are Do You Konw How Many Rules How Many Laws You Are Broken Oh Really Just One Under-Age Drinking Are We Going To The Vip Room? Hey You Are Claire's Mom In A Sexy Shirt How Drunk Is She She's Been Crowning Shots All Night - I Think She's Preety Drunk - I'm Not Drunk Look She's Frankly Drunk All Right We Gonna Get Her Into This Car And Get Her Home But Don't Think You Are Off The Hook Young Lady Ok Alicia Are You Comfortable? You Had To Wait Until You Are In The Car To Do That Hey What Are You Doing Why Are You Hiding In Your Room You Should Be There Helping Me With My Dad - You Are The One Shot Him - Fine You See Eye Throuhg Me I Just Can Not Face Your Father I Feel Terrible I Shot Him Justin I Shot Him With That Arrow You Think They Might Kick Someone Out Of The Study Program For This? I Don't Know Also I Got Very Woozy When I Saw The Injury How Am I Going To Be A Doctor If I Feel Sick Everytime I See An Arrow In Someon'e Doosh To Be Fair That Might Not Happen Very Often Still The Sight Of Blood Make Dizzy That Is Noway I Can Be A Doctor Ok Fine We'll Get This Way At Least Now You Know What You Can't Do I Mean That's Helpful It's Like The Opposite Aptitude Test So Here Is What You Can't Do Doctor Nurse Emt Blood Anaylist Professional Archer I Was Aiming For The Other Side Of Field Yeah Every Time You Suck At Something You Just Add It To The List Then You Have A Narrow Down Know-Time Thank You Justin And I'm Sorry For Not Being The Complete Support Of Your Career Choice And I Must Apologize To Your Mother For Those Women's Work Comment Justin I Need You Wait Wait I May Not Cut Out To Be A Doctor But At Least I Can Help You - Ok Go - And Hurry Blood's Steeping Through My Bandage Y I Need New One Oh Yours Sorry I'm Sorry I Broke Yor Phone Claire Sweety You Broke Your Phone I Broke My Phone? I Broke My Phone Alicia We Are Whispering Now Ok I Broke My Phone I Know Claire Go See If Can Get Alicia's Mom She Must Be Worried Sick I Don't Think She's Here All Righty Come On Sweaty We Gonna Get You Clean Up And Go To Bed Ok There You Go I Think Was Then Claire Starts To Realize That Sometimes A Little Bit Of Mothering Isn't Such A Bad Thing My Dad Was Realizing The Same Thing You Are The Best Mom In The Whole World Mrs.
Tolchuck To Claire's Surprise She Was Starting To Agree Ok Your Father Wants To Know Where We Were You Tell Him I Took You To Buy Tampons He Won't Ask Anything After That So You Are Not Telling Him About The Club Ah No - Thanks Mom - But You Are Not Off The Hook Yet Young Lady Hand It Over Hand What Over Give Me The Fake Id How Old Are You Not Vomiting At All How Did You Do That I Rob Oranges On Their House Strain Masks The Smell Of Course Now It Smells Like Somebody Threw Up After Eating Oranges I'm Really Sorry For All The Stuff I Said I Know Honey It's Ok I Know What's To Be Like 15 I'm Sorry For Generously Being Kind Of Dramatic It's So Weird It's Like I'm Annoyed All The Time Like I'm In The Island Of Idiots And I'm The Only One With Brain Oh Sweaty You Are Becoming A Woman I Can Use A Drink Me Too You Made This? Open The Can It's Delicious You Know Thank So Much For Taking Such Good Care Of Me You Are Really Good At All These And Well If You Wanna Be A Househusband It's Ok By Me If Taking Care Of A Baby As Half Annoying Astaking Care Of You I Don't Think I Have Any Of Me This Was Much Harder Than I Thought I'm No Picnic You Did Bang Up A Job Son I Did Huh? I'm A Critical Stay At Home Son Anyway Dad I'm Gonna Figure Out All These Future Stuff I Promise I Just.
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Stop Badgering Me Ok? Ok Mr.
Tolchuck I'm So Sorry To Hide From You All Evening I Have Brought You This Glass Of Water With Lemon In It Like You Like Thanks Shooter Oh Masters Blood On My Bandage It Is What On Something's Different Hi Honey I'm So Glad You Home Me Too So Is Raja Like Dead? The End
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Right Down The Middle On Every Single Point Of Interest Wait So Didn¡¯T Recommand Any Potentional Careers None Not At One It Was Like A Ghost Took The Test A Ghost With No Opinion Or Aptitude Well We All Done Unless You Have Questions Aliens In America S01e12 I Decided Not To Tell My Parents About The Test It Wasn't A Big Deal But I Know Would Worry Them And Then Justin Told Me That Mr.
Matthews Has Said To Hime Unfortunately Keeping Things From Your Parents Is One Of American Concepts Raja Just Can't Seem To Understand Completely Down The Middle Like A Ghost Took The Test Wait What Are You Talking About Ghost Nothing? No Results? Oh There He Is He Will Tell You Hey Guys The Eh Career Tests Didn't Really Say Anything But I Will Figure It Out Eventually Right? Don't Worry Honey Any Ideas Though? Any Thoughts About What You Wanna Be? No Not Really I Have No Idea O Well Most Important Thing Is You Don't Get Too Down Yourself No I'm Not You Don't Have To Pretend Justin We All Know The Situation Is Obviously Quite Bleak Not That My Part Is Clear I Can Not Imagine Not Knowing Do You Ever Stop Talking You Are Almost Senior Justin You Need To Figure This Out Before All The Good Job Get Taken This Isn't Something You Can Ignore Like Sports Or Girls Oh We Don't Want To Pressure You No We Just Wanna Talk For Example In You Mind's-Eye What Your Picture Of Doing In 20 Years Come On Franny Get To The Point Gun To Your Head What You Wanna Be Eh I Don't Know Gun To Your Head Gun To Your Head Gary Can We Hold Strike Please Leave Justin Alone Mom You Know Things Have A New Low Between My Mom And My Sister When Claire Starts To Sticking Up For Me Excuse Me Young Lady Leave Him Alone About The Stupid Test Fran It's Mom And I'm Trying To Have An Open Dialogue With My Son For Some Mysterious Reason Claire Redirected The Contemp From Me To Our Mom It's Not Gonna Speaking To That Way Like Mothers And Teenage Daughters Through Out History My Mom And Claire's Relationship Has Recently Become Very Combative It Starts Without Warning And With Tremendous Force Not Like A Hurricane What Was That What Starring At Me I Wasn't You Are So Judgmental Hurricane Claire From There Hurricane Claire Only Grew On Pressure And Force And Drama Queen's Myth I Hope I Die In My Sleep And Everytime They Fight It Ends The Same Way I'm Going To Alicia's And As Usual She Goes ?? And Over To Her Friend Alicia's House Maureen Was My Mother's Friend From Growing Up And First Woman I Ever Had A Dirty Dream About Well Now Look Who's All Big My Goodness I Remember When I Used To Bench You On My Lap I Remember Too Anyhow And There Is No Supervision Over There And She Knows I Hate Her Going There Well That's Not Stopping Her All Right I'm Telling You Maureen These Arguments Are Really Worrying On Me Of Course They Are Gary Just Standing There Doing Nothing Right? Since Getting Divorced Maureen Seem Lost Fond Of Men In General And My Dad Specifically Hi Honey I'm Home Territorial Much Why Don't You Just Pee A Little Circle Around Her Too Gary Pig Later That Day Raja And I Went Over To Dooley's House To Hide From My Dad Why Don't You Just Pick A Job So Your Dad Will Lay Off I Cant And I Don't Know What I Wanna Be And I Don't Think I Should Have To Choose I Am Only 16 Hey Guys Look Who Woke Up And Wan To Help Me With Dinner Oh Great Him About Six Months Ago Dooley's Parents Have A Surprise With Dylan A New Baby Brother Oh He's So Cute Look At The Little Finger Call The Newspapers He's Got Fingers Dooley He Is Very Cute You Don't Know Him Man - He Is A Manipulate Little Bitch - Don't Talk About Your Brother Like That Now Do One Of You Boys Wanna Hold Dylan For A Tick While I Strain The Pasta I Hear There Is A Spot In Baby's Head If You Touch It He Will Die I' M Trying To Be A Doctor So Are You On Holidy From What Mr.
Dooley Oh No This Is My Job I'm A Stay At Home Dad When I Was Little He Works 70 Hours A Week Dylan Gets Everything - So What's Your Schedule Like - Let's See I Get The Kids Ready In The Morning I Spend Day With Little You And I Try To Get Sometime Myself When He Fall Down For Nap So How About A Mechanic Noble Necessery Help People Enjoy The Open Road I Know Mark At Krezner Auto Buddy I'm Sure He'd Like To Share For A Day I'll Call Him Right Now Dad Stop Right Now Don't Call Him Ok I Figure It Out I Know What I Wanna Be Justin That's Great What's It A Stay-Home Dad What I Wanna Be Like Dooley's Dad I'll Do My Own Thing Write My Own Song Plus I'm Great With Kids Remember I'm The One Who Taught Claire To Read But Man Can't Do That But Dooley's Dad Does It I Will Be Good At It Plus There Souds Like A Little Me-Time Involved I Appreciate A Little Me-Time But Man Can't Do That Well That's What I Wanna Do I Wanna Be A Stay-Home Dad That Night Dinner Was Tense But Raja Didn't Notice He Was Too Busy Practicing Surgery On His Chicken Claire Dinner I Heard You The First 10 Times I Really Only Said Twice It's Called Hyperbole Mother Franny Please Try And Talk Some Sense Into Your Son Being A Househusband Is Not That Weird You Are Just Old Fashion It Is A Little Weird It Is Woman's Work At Least In Pakistan So Justin Househusband Huh Is That Where We At? Yes Absolutely Ok Honey Well You Should Know If You Gonna Be A Househusband You Need To Marry A Woman Who Makes A Lot Of Money Image That Mom Woman Who Works Excuse Me That's A Great Point Franny I Mean It's Tough For You To Get A Girl While Actually Have Handicaps That's Not Exactly What I Was Trying To Say Justin I Am Going To Be A Doctor It Is A Difficult And Arduous Journey To Get That But It Will Be Worth It What Journey Are You Going To Be On What Work Do You Have I Will Be Taking Care Of My Children And Making Sure That My Household Is Happy And Comfortable Like Mom So Basically You Wanna Sit Around Do Nothing And Watch Your Ass Get Fat Claire Yeah Kind Of Justin But This Is Not Even Really A Job - It Is Nothing - Raja Sorry In Pakistan Not Here Basically You Say You Wanna Be A Maid Except Not Getting Pay For It Claire That's It I Have Enough Of Your Little Comment One More About You And You Are Gonna Be Grounded For More Days You Can Count Sorry Bitch That's It Too Much Drama I'm Going To Alicia's Oh No You Are Not You Don't Get To Escape This I'm Going - What - I'm Going To Maureen's Hang On We Can Figure This Out Sometimes They Just Need Their Space What Are You Doing Making Waffles Stitching A Banana - Why - Because Kids Love Waffles Why I Just Learn How To Makethem Now Sutures Are The Basic Doctoring Skill May As Well As Now I'll Get It Franny Please Be You It's Me Good Morning Gare How's Everything I'm Gonna Make Yours In The Shape As Camel A Little Auto Pakistan Camels Are Actually From Mid-East But It Is Ok You Are Wrong About That When Are You Coming Home As Soon As Claire Is Ready To Apologize Claire Your Mom Is On The Phone - I Want You To Apologize Ok - Tell Her To Go To Hell You Know You Deserve A Break Take All The Time You Need Really? Yeah Yeah I Think I 'Ll Spend A Little More Time With Justin In A Way - Have Fun - Thanks Byebye - Gary Say Take All The Time I Need - It's Typical Typically Nice? Get Ready We Are Going Hunt What A Beautiful Cross Bow I Have Should Seen It Is Coming Cross Bow Hunting Was My Dad's Solution Every Time I Did Something He Considered Unmanly Which Happened Once Or Twice All Right There You Go Buddy I Thought This Gonna Help Out Those Weak Ankles Huh Look Daddy I'm Pregnant I'm Gonna Have A Baby In My Vargina A Day In The Woods Just What We Men Need Nothing Like Little Fresh Air And Some Dead Animals To Really Clear Your Mind Islam Does Not Allow One To Hunt For Sport But I'll Come Along For The Become Modality - Especially I Can Hold This work of art - Not Yet Raja As I Suspected The Hunting Trip Was Just A Way From My Dad To Get Me Into Remote Area So He Can Make Stupid Career Suggestion Something Tells Us This Boy Is Sleeping - Jockey - No - Physical Therapist - No - How About Shift Me - No I Told You Gun To My Head I'm A Stay At Home Dad - No You Are Not - I Actually Come Justin Come Back Here - Raja Hold The Cross Bow - Really Justin Son Such ? So Smooth Raja Knew He Was Not Allow To Hunt And He Knew He Should Not Attempt Himself But It's That Feeling Justin After A Hard Day 'S Work I'm Talking About Man Work I'm Ashamed To Admitt At That Moment I Wish Something Really Really Bad Would Happen To My Father And Then.
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Oh No I Was Aming For The Tree You Shoot My Father Raja Put Down The Weapon I'm Gonna Grab It I'm Gonna Get It Out Ok Blood Is Gonna Be Everywhere Ah Get It Out Of Me So This Is The Hot Club Then? Yeah You Know This Is How The Kids Roll Down Franny Worn Down Building No Signs It's Total Dumping Inside You Gonna Love It I'm Here Like Every Weekend Do You Always Wait This Long? Yeah Sometimes Longer Look Check It Out Check Thoes Girls Out I Got Boots Old Than That How Old Are Them 17 18? 15 And Three Quarters Hey Sorry Sweaty You Got To Wait In The Line Like Everyone Else You Just Let My 15 Years Old Daughter In That Club So Get Out My Way Or I'm Calling The Police Department Sweaty No Don't Don't Let Her Have Fun Plus I Promised I Would't Use The Cross Bow Anymore She Said.
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I Would Shoot Myself Boy What She Is Wrong I Just Want To Apologize Again Yeah I'm Sure When The Pain Medicine Wears Off I Will Be Mad But For Now We Are Fine Of Course Keep The Pills Coming Oh I Really Need Is A Nap Okeydoke And Some Soup With Bread And Root Beer Float And Warmer Socks And Could Someone Comb My Hair? And Just Like That I Had A Baby Do You Even Know How Old You Are Do You Konw How Many Rules How Many Laws You Are Broken Oh Really Just One Under-Age Drinking Are We Going To The Vip Room? Hey You Are Claire's Mom In A Sexy Shirt How Drunk Is She She's Been Crowning Shots All Night - I Think She's Preety Drunk - I'm Not Drunk Look She's Frankly Drunk All Right We Gonna Get Her Into This Car And Get Her Home But Don't Think You Are Off The Hook Young Lady Ok Alicia Are You Comfortable? You Had To Wait Until You Are In The Car To Do That Hey What Are You Doing Why Are You Hiding In Your Room You Should Be There Helping Me With My Dad - You Are The One Shot Him - Fine You See Eye Throuhg Me I Just Can Not Face Your Father I Feel Terrible I Shot Him Justin I Shot Him With That Arrow You Think They Might Kick Someone Out Of The Study Program For This? I Don't Know Also I Got Very Woozy When I Saw The Injury How Am I Going To Be A Doctor If I Feel Sick Everytime I See An Arrow In Someon'e Doosh To Be Fair That Might Not Happen Very Often Still The Sight Of Blood Make Dizzy That Is Noway I Can Be A Doctor Ok Fine We'll Get This Way At Least Now You Know What You Can't Do I Mean That's Helpful It's Like The Opposite Aptitude Test So Here Is What You Can't Do Doctor Nurse Emt Blood Anaylist Professional Archer I Was Aiming For The Other Side Of Field Yeah Every Time You Suck At Something You Just Add It To The List Then You Have A Narrow Down Know-Time Thank You Justin And I'm Sorry For Not Being The Complete Support Of Your Career Choice And I Must Apologize To Your Mother For Those Women's Work Comment Justin I Need You Wait Wait I May Not Cut Out To Be A Doctor But At Least I Can Help You - Ok Go - And Hurry Blood's Steeping Through My Bandage Y I Need New One Oh Yours Sorry I'm Sorry I Broke Yor Phone Claire Sweety You Broke Your Phone I Broke My Phone? I Broke My Phone Alicia We Are Whispering Now Ok I Broke My Phone I Know Claire Go See If Can Get Alicia's Mom She Must Be Worried Sick I Don't Think She's Here All Righty Come On Sweaty We Gonna Get You Clean Up And Go To Bed Ok There You Go I Think Was Then Claire Starts To Realize That Sometimes A Little Bit Of Mothering Isn't Such A Bad Thing My Dad Was Realizing The Same Thing You Are The Best Mom In The Whole World Mrs.
Tolchuck To Claire's Surprise She Was Starting To Agree Ok Your Father Wants To Know Where We Were You Tell Him I Took You To Buy Tampons He Won't Ask Anything After That So You Are Not Telling Him About The Club Ah No - Thanks Mom - But You Are Not Off The Hook Yet Young Lady Hand It Over Hand What Over Give Me The Fake Id How Old Are You Not Vomiting At All How Did You Do That I Rob Oranges On Their House Strain Masks The Smell Of Course Now It Smells Like Somebody Threw Up After Eating Oranges I'm Really Sorry For All The Stuff I Said I Know Honey It's Ok I Know What's To Be Like 15 I'm Sorry For Generously Being Kind Of Dramatic It's So Weird It's Like I'm Annoyed All The Time Like I'm In The Island Of Idiots And I'm The Only One With Brain Oh Sweaty You Are Becoming A Woman I Can Use A Drink Me Too You Made This? Open The Can It's Delicious You Know Thank So Much For Taking Such Good Care Of Me You Are Really Good At All These And Well If You Wanna Be A Househusband It's Ok By Me If Taking Care Of A Baby As Half Annoying Astaking Care Of You I Don't Think I Have Any Of Me This Was Much Harder Than I Thought I'm No Picnic You Did Bang Up A Job Son I Did Huh? I'm A Critical Stay At Home Son Anyway Dad I'm Gonna Figure Out All These Future Stuff I Promise I Just.
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Stop Badgering Me Ok? Ok Mr.
Tolchuck I'm So Sorry To Hide From You All Evening I Have Brought You This Glass Of Water With Lemon In It Like You Like Thanks Shooter Oh Masters Blood On My Bandage It Is What On Something's Different Hi Honey I'm So Glad You Home Me Too So Is Raja Like Dead? The End