Batman: The Brave and the Bold (2008) s01e12 Episode Script
Deep Cover for Batman!
- My comrades have been captured, But I have eluded our hated enemies, And now, after one final test of my phase oscillator, I will use a wormhole to find allies on a parallel earth.
Good.
It made it to the other side.
Dimensional wave is holding steady.
[creak.]
Huh? - You'd have to be crazy not to be nervous - With all of us after you.
- Declaration Hand us the phase oscillator, Or force will be required.
- Oh, I believe force will definitely be required.
Hahh! - I got this loser.
- Uhh! No! - Hey! - You break it, I break you.
Got it? - The phase oscillator is undamaged, Which is more than I can say for you.
- Aah! - I'm disappointed, hood.
After the makeover I gave you, I thought you would have wised up by now.
- Sorry.
I guess I'll always be a little screw-loose.
- Forget red hood.
We have what we came for.
Owlman, blue bowman, scarlet scarab, With this, we can reach other worlds, Infinite earths parallel to our own.
- Then a new frontier is open for business, silver cyclone, And the injustice syndicate is about to stage a hostile takeover.
- Yes, commissioner.
With the riddler's crossword crime spree thwarted, Gotham city can breathe easy once again.
[bats squeak.]
Strange.
- Huhh! - Huhh! So red hood was going to a batman for help.
But maybe this will ring yours.
- You're slipping, batman.
Owls see better in t t dark than bats.
- Actually, that's what I'm counting on.
- Aah! [groans.]
- [thinking.]
a bridge to parallel earths explains a lot.
Owlman's a parallel me, An evil one.
But why is he here? - Questioning me is a waste of time.
This bird won't sing.
- Your silence only forces me to take [cracks knuckles.]
Stronger measures.
- Suit yourself.
- Precisely.
- Where are you going? - To get answers.
- Does that mean the dingus works as advertisese - [thinking.]
the resemblance to my friends is uncanny, Like looking into a funhou m mirror Of evil.
- Enough with the suspense.
When do we pencil in the invasion? - Bad news.
That world is far too dangerous to invade.
Everyone there has powers.
- Which would explain red hood's futile attempt to seek help there.
- We need to rethink our plan.
- You're the boss.
- [thinking.]
something tells me it's not going to be this easy.
- Then since plan "a" not viable, We move on to plan "b.
" - [thinking.]
I hate it when I'm right.
- Plan "b"? But, guys, you can't be serious about using cyclone's bomb To wipe out their entire planet.
- And why not? - Because after that, What other crime could possibly taste as sweet? - The fate of their world will serve as a warning to all others-- Surrender or be destroyed.
- There's not a simpler way to do this? - Declaration: To rid that other earth's human infestation, My bomb requires our world's sole sample of promethium 90, Thus the need for our raid on the nuclear laboratory.
- What are you worried about anyway, owlman? It's not like there's anyone to stop us.
- I'm worried I'm gonna have to pick up your slack, Like I always do.
[thinking.]
a world without heroes.
- [yelling.]
- My worst nightmare.
- Whaah! - The heroes aren't coming.
- Injustice syndicate represent.
Feel free to scream.
- [yelling.]
- Fun later.
First the job.
- Uhh! [promethium 90 pulsating.]
- The promethium 90.
- I'll get it.
- Instruction: You mustn't break the container, Or the isotope will be useless.
- [thinking.]
it looks like I just got an easy way to end this.
[aloud.]
I'm the boss.
I'll get it.
You watch the door in case any guards get stupid.
- I heard you gentlemen were having a party.
Mind if I crash it? - [thinking.]
so much for a world without heroes, But his timing couldn't be worse.
Stay down, or they'll kill you.
I'm here to help.
- You, help me? Is that some kind of sick joke? - It's what you invited me here for, isn't it? - You're from the parallel world.
- Here.
Put this on.
It's a bat-communicator.
- Be warned.
I'm not much to look at.
- I'm sorry, hood.
- For what? - For this.
- Unh! - Mission accomplished.
- You sure took hood down easily back there.
- Easier than you would have.
So where are we keeping him? - Where do you think? With the other heroes.
- Of course.
I knew that.
- Hey, what's up with you? You've been acting strange Ever since you came back from your trip.
- Question me again, and I'll do worse.
Do you understand? - Loud and clear, fearless leader.
You there? Something's off with owlman.
I wanna know what he's hiding.
Stick close.
- Proclamation: Before our plan is set in motion, You will tell us if you left any surprises for us in this other world.
- What? Don't like surprises? [screaming.]
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! It tickles.
- Observation: Your spirit is stronger than most humans'.
Even when we found your hideout in the ace chemical plant, You fought valiantly.
Ultimately, it was a futile gesture.
- No.
No! No! Aaaah! - But your psyche, though bent, Did not break when faced with horrible disfigurement.
- [chuckling.]
[laughs.]
- You even managed to rally a pathetic ragtag group of heroes In a final stand against the injustice syndicate.
- [yelling.]
[weapons fire.]
- And then, when all your allies fell, You still believed that you could somehow save this world.
But all humans can be broken,, And I intend to break you.
- [screaming.]
- Interrogative: Tell me what you know.
- Stay strong, soldier.
The fate of both our worlds hangs in the balance.
But if he wants you to talk, then talk.
- Just tell me what you want from me.
- Excellent.
- Be ready to make your move.
I found a way to free you and the other heroes.
- I wouldn't touch that if I were you.
- Huhh! - [groans.]
I know owlman.
Owlman is a friend of mine.
You're no owlman.
- Red hood, change in plans.
I'm coming to you, but I need directions.
- I'll tell you whatever I can.
- Yes, you will.
- I'm in a long, curving corridor On the 50th floor, northeast sector.
- What was your plan to defeat us? - There were just 5 steps left, But then you found me, and the plan went south.
- 5 steps to the left.
Then turn south.
Got it.
- And not just south.
We're talking right into a huge mess.
- [beeping.]
- Totally.
The others don't know what I'm capable of.
But one day, I'll show them.
I've got the true heart of a hero.
- [thinking.]
hero? A possible ally? - I keep it in a big jar at the back of my closet.
- Details.
I require details.
- Hood, I'm in the mess hall.
Now where? - Fine.
But let me catch my breath.
I'm really exhausted.
- Exhausted? Exhaust port.
- Observation: Left, right, south.
Your responses contain A statistically improbable number of these words.
Keeping me distracted As you pass coded instructions to your ally.
- [screaming.]
- Computer, locate owlman.
Result: Ventilation shaft.
- End of the line, hero.
- So, bowman, you prefer your owls roasted or fried? [running footsteps.]
- Up there! - Well, owlman o onot, He's a dead duck now.
- Who is this guy? - I'm batman.
- Please tell me there are more of you on the other world.
- Lots.
- Declaration You are outnumbered.
- Observation: Not for long.
[alarm sounding.]
[alarm stops.]
- [gasps.]
- Raah! - Huhh-- - [growls.]
humph.
[growls.]
- [groans.]
- [screams.]
[both groan.]
- You lose, robot.
- Not quite.
That will only set it off.
- Open the wormhole, cyclone.
Destroy batman's world.
- Unfortunately the phase oscillator Is no longer in my possession.
- Well, then deactivate it before it blows us all to bits.
- Revelation: Your concern for all of us is misplaced.
The bomb only irradiates organic tissue.
- You backstabbing-- - Robot? It's true.
I do hate all humans.
Whichever world is destroyed, I look forwardrdo an empty planet to call my own.
- Who's broken now, cyclone? - Ready? - Ready.
- Where to? - Earth 161, Zombie planet.
Can't be killed.
- You started something today, A brave, bold new era in crime-fighting.
- Whoever he is, I hope my counterpart on your world Will have a chance to repay you.
- Somehow, that seems unlikely.
Oh, and expect an owlman-shaped package momentarily.
[wormhole crackles.]
[thinking.]
gotham.
There's no place like-- [helicopter.]
[sirens.]
- Hands up, batman! You're under arrest!
Good.
It made it to the other side.
Dimensional wave is holding steady.
[creak.]
Huh? - You'd have to be crazy not to be nervous - With all of us after you.
- Declaration Hand us the phase oscillator, Or force will be required.
- Oh, I believe force will definitely be required.
Hahh! - I got this loser.
- Uhh! No! - Hey! - You break it, I break you.
Got it? - The phase oscillator is undamaged, Which is more than I can say for you.
- Aah! - I'm disappointed, hood.
After the makeover I gave you, I thought you would have wised up by now.
- Sorry.
I guess I'll always be a little screw-loose.
- Forget red hood.
We have what we came for.
Owlman, blue bowman, scarlet scarab, With this, we can reach other worlds, Infinite earths parallel to our own.
- Then a new frontier is open for business, silver cyclone, And the injustice syndicate is about to stage a hostile takeover.
- Yes, commissioner.
With the riddler's crossword crime spree thwarted, Gotham city can breathe easy once again.
[bats squeak.]
Strange.
- Huhh! - Huhh! So red hood was going to a batman for help.
But maybe this will ring yours.
- You're slipping, batman.
Owls see better in t t dark than bats.
- Actually, that's what I'm counting on.
- Aah! [groans.]
- [thinking.]
a bridge to parallel earths explains a lot.
Owlman's a parallel me, An evil one.
But why is he here? - Questioning me is a waste of time.
This bird won't sing.
- Your silence only forces me to take [cracks knuckles.]
Stronger measures.
- Suit yourself.
- Precisely.
- Where are you going? - To get answers.
- Does that mean the dingus works as advertisese - [thinking.]
the resemblance to my friends is uncanny, Like looking into a funhou m mirror Of evil.
- Enough with the suspense.
When do we pencil in the invasion? - Bad news.
That world is far too dangerous to invade.
Everyone there has powers.
- Which would explain red hood's futile attempt to seek help there.
- We need to rethink our plan.
- You're the boss.
- [thinking.]
something tells me it's not going to be this easy.
- Then since plan "a" not viable, We move on to plan "b.
" - [thinking.]
I hate it when I'm right.
- Plan "b"? But, guys, you can't be serious about using cyclone's bomb To wipe out their entire planet.
- And why not? - Because after that, What other crime could possibly taste as sweet? - The fate of their world will serve as a warning to all others-- Surrender or be destroyed.
- There's not a simpler way to do this? - Declaration: To rid that other earth's human infestation, My bomb requires our world's sole sample of promethium 90, Thus the need for our raid on the nuclear laboratory.
- What are you worried about anyway, owlman? It's not like there's anyone to stop us.
- I'm worried I'm gonna have to pick up your slack, Like I always do.
[thinking.]
a world without heroes.
- [yelling.]
- My worst nightmare.
- Whaah! - The heroes aren't coming.
- Injustice syndicate represent.
Feel free to scream.
- [yelling.]
- Fun later.
First the job.
- Uhh! [promethium 90 pulsating.]
- The promethium 90.
- I'll get it.
- Instruction: You mustn't break the container, Or the isotope will be useless.
- [thinking.]
it looks like I just got an easy way to end this.
[aloud.]
I'm the boss.
I'll get it.
You watch the door in case any guards get stupid.
- I heard you gentlemen were having a party.
Mind if I crash it? - [thinking.]
so much for a world without heroes, But his timing couldn't be worse.
Stay down, or they'll kill you.
I'm here to help.
- You, help me? Is that some kind of sick joke? - It's what you invited me here for, isn't it? - You're from the parallel world.
- Here.
Put this on.
It's a bat-communicator.
- Be warned.
I'm not much to look at.
- I'm sorry, hood.
- For what? - For this.
- Unh! - Mission accomplished.
- You sure took hood down easily back there.
- Easier than you would have.
So where are we keeping him? - Where do you think? With the other heroes.
- Of course.
I knew that.
- Hey, what's up with you? You've been acting strange Ever since you came back from your trip.
- Question me again, and I'll do worse.
Do you understand? - Loud and clear, fearless leader.
You there? Something's off with owlman.
I wanna know what he's hiding.
Stick close.
- Proclamation: Before our plan is set in motion, You will tell us if you left any surprises for us in this other world.
- What? Don't like surprises? [screaming.]
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! It tickles.
- Observation: Your spirit is stronger than most humans'.
Even when we found your hideout in the ace chemical plant, You fought valiantly.
Ultimately, it was a futile gesture.
- No.
No! No! Aaaah! - But your psyche, though bent, Did not break when faced with horrible disfigurement.
- [chuckling.]
[laughs.]
- You even managed to rally a pathetic ragtag group of heroes In a final stand against the injustice syndicate.
- [yelling.]
[weapons fire.]
- And then, when all your allies fell, You still believed that you could somehow save this world.
But all humans can be broken,, And I intend to break you.
- [screaming.]
- Interrogative: Tell me what you know.
- Stay strong, soldier.
The fate of both our worlds hangs in the balance.
But if he wants you to talk, then talk.
- Just tell me what you want from me.
- Excellent.
- Be ready to make your move.
I found a way to free you and the other heroes.
- I wouldn't touch that if I were you.
- Huhh! - [groans.]
I know owlman.
Owlman is a friend of mine.
You're no owlman.
- Red hood, change in plans.
I'm coming to you, but I need directions.
- I'll tell you whatever I can.
- Yes, you will.
- I'm in a long, curving corridor On the 50th floor, northeast sector.
- What was your plan to defeat us? - There were just 5 steps left, But then you found me, and the plan went south.
- 5 steps to the left.
Then turn south.
Got it.
- And not just south.
We're talking right into a huge mess.
- [beeping.]
- Totally.
The others don't know what I'm capable of.
But one day, I'll show them.
I've got the true heart of a hero.
- [thinking.]
hero? A possible ally? - I keep it in a big jar at the back of my closet.
- Details.
I require details.
- Hood, I'm in the mess hall.
Now where? - Fine.
But let me catch my breath.
I'm really exhausted.
- Exhausted? Exhaust port.
- Observation: Left, right, south.
Your responses contain A statistically improbable number of these words.
Keeping me distracted As you pass coded instructions to your ally.
- [screaming.]
- Computer, locate owlman.
Result: Ventilation shaft.
- End of the line, hero.
- So, bowman, you prefer your owls roasted or fried? [running footsteps.]
- Up there! - Well, owlman o onot, He's a dead duck now.
- Who is this guy? - I'm batman.
- Please tell me there are more of you on the other world.
- Lots.
- Declaration You are outnumbered.
- Observation: Not for long.
[alarm sounding.]
[alarm stops.]
- [gasps.]
- Raah! - Huhh-- - [growls.]
humph.
[growls.]
- [groans.]
- [screams.]
[both groan.]
- You lose, robot.
- Not quite.
That will only set it off.
- Open the wormhole, cyclone.
Destroy batman's world.
- Unfortunately the phase oscillator Is no longer in my possession.
- Well, then deactivate it before it blows us all to bits.
- Revelation: Your concern for all of us is misplaced.
The bomb only irradiates organic tissue.
- You backstabbing-- - Robot? It's true.
I do hate all humans.
Whichever world is destroyed, I look forwardrdo an empty planet to call my own.
- Who's broken now, cyclone? - Ready? - Ready.
- Where to? - Earth 161, Zombie planet.
Can't be killed.
- You started something today, A brave, bold new era in crime-fighting.
- Whoever he is, I hope my counterpart on your world Will have a chance to repay you.
- Somehow, that seems unlikely.
Oh, and expect an owlman-shaped package momentarily.
[wormhole crackles.]
[thinking.]
gotham.
There's no place like-- [helicopter.]
[sirens.]
- Hands up, batman! You're under arrest!