Batwheels (2022) s01e12 Episode Script

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Bam, Buff and Bibi
Redbird and Wing ♪
Burning bat-rubber
Is their favorite thing ♪
If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪
They're fired up and ready
Down in the Batcave ♪
They're the Batwheels ♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪
[Batmobile]
A tale of two Bibis.
[zooming]
What?
I told you
not to take that jump.
But it was so cool.
And I did a double flip.
Did you see the double flip?
Yeah, a double flip
into a pool of mud.
-Yuck.
-It's gonna take me
all day to get it
off my landing gear.
So, what? Are you saying
no more jumps?
Jumps are my thing.
I'm not saying no jumps.
I'm saying try to
think things through
before you do
something like that.
You could've gotten hurt.
But I was thinking.
I was thinking that was
an incredible [gasps]
Is an incredible jump.
Do you see that?
It's like the perfect ramp.
-Can we circle back to
-[all] No!
This is gonna be
the biggest air I ever got.
-[engine revs]
-[tires screech]
Let's go! Whoo-hoo!
-[alarm beeps]
-Oh, no.
-[screams, grunts]
-[thuds]
Okay, Bibi. Don't panic.
You're okay.
Bam? Can you hear me?
-BC?
-[alarm beeps]
Come in. Anybody?
Something must be
blocking my transmission.
-[Jestah cackling]
-What should I [gasps]
I told you she wouldn't be
able to resist that jump.
[chuckles]
Jestah. I should've known
you'd be behind this.
Sure, I'm behind it.
But this time,
there's someone behind me.
Huh? Who are you?
Who am I? Who am I?
How can you not know who I am?
That's the boss, BooBoo.
El numero uno
[cheering] Badcomputer!
[grunts, sighs] This is
worse than the scoreboard.
Anyways, once I take out
your precious Batcomputer,
I will be the most powerful
computer in the world!
Forget it. You'll never even
be able to get close to BC.
Obviously, we can't.
But you could.
-[grunts]
-[thuds]
[sighs wearily]
[suspenseful music playing]
[gasps] That bike
looks just like me.
Now all we have to do
is place Jestah's motherboard
into our perfect copy of you.
[laughs maniacally]
-[coughs]
-[Jestah powers on]
Whoo, yeah! So, this is
what it's like bein' you, huh?
Ew! I feel so purple.
That'll never work.
No one will believe that's me.
[mimics Bibi]
That'll never work.
No one will believe that's me.
[gasps]
Voila! The perfect
undercover I mean,
underhood agent.
You You can't do that.
It's not fair.
I'll be back in a zip with
the Batcomputer's motherboard.
I have to warn the Batwheels.
But how am I gonna
get out of here?
[Redbird] Bibi went back
to try that jump, didn't she?
Even if she tried that jump,
she would've made it
back here by now.
I think she might
be in trouble. We should
Miss me? It's me,
your bestest friend, Bibi
That's me, Bibi. Beep-beep.
Hey, Bibi.
-Glad you're back.
-You'll never learn.
[cackles] They actually
think I'm Bibi. Hmph.
Wow, I'm in the Batcave.
There's the Batcomputer.
Come to Momma, board.
[chuckles]
[giggling wickedly]
-Bibi?
-[gasps]
May I ask what you are doing?
Oh, nothing to worry about.
This will just take a second.
-[Buff] Bibi!
-Ah, what? I was just,
um, dusting.
What do you want anyway?
You promised
you'd come to
my stuffed animal tea party,
remember?
I did?
[chuckles] I must
have been out of my
[sighs]
Yes. Tea party. Right.
[in English accent] Top of
the morning, Mr. Bear.
[in normal voice] The voices.
I do Smooches, the unicorn,
and then you do
Tristan Teddy Bear, remember?
I'm not doing
a teddy bear voice.
No way, no how.
-I
-[Buff] Oh.
Really? That's not
like you, Bibi.
Oh, I mean
Oh, brother, okay.
[in Southern accent]
I'm Tristan Teddy Bear, y'all,
and I like tea.
Mmm, mmm.
It sure tastes mighty fine.
Slurp, slurp.
That's great, Bibi.
[in English accent]
Why, thank you, Tristan.
Oh, I'm glad you enjoy
the tea I've made you.
Oh, uh, do please
try the cookies.
[in normal voice] How long
do we have to do this for?
[in normal voice] Now, let's
sing the "Friendship" song.
We are the bestest friends ♪
Nope. Not singing that.
No way. [grunts]
I don't get it. Bibi loves
the "Friendship" song.
[exhales heavily]
-Bibi
-[gasps]
you're late for
our training session.
-Come on.
-[groans in frustration]
[Jestah as Bibi] So, what?
It's a race?
Get across the room first?
Sort of. But you've still
never beaten me.
[chuckles] Maybe this time
you'll get lucky.
You beat me? You?
See you at
the finish line, Redburp.
-Ciao for now!
-[engine revs]
[Jestah as Bibi] Wha What?
[gasps] No way I'm gettin' beat
by that little
-[clangs]
-[Jestah as Bibi laughs]
You lose, Redchirp. [laughs]
Whoo! [laughs gleefully] Yeah!
-[tires screech]
-[gasps]
Bibi, we need to talk.
Okay, Bibi is listening
Uh, I mean, I'm listening.
We know what's going on.
Uh-oh.
You think we're still upset
about the mud
and how you snuck back
to do that second jump,
even though we told you not to.
It's made you all tense,
and that's why
you're acting out.
What?
But we're not angry.
We were just worried.
And Batwing has an idea
on how to help you relax.
-Yoga!
-Yo-what?
[Bibi grunting]
[engine revving]
-[thuds]
-[grunts]
[groans]
When am I gonna learn?
I need to think things through
before doing them.
Think, Bibi. Think!
[sighs] If only I could
think my way out of this hole.
[electronic music playing]
Wait.
It's a pattern.
There are things sticking out
all the way to the top.
I think [bell dings]
I think I thought of a plan.
[zooming, grunting]
[grunts]
Ha! Yes! This is gonna work.
[Batwing] Everyone. Breathe in.
Now, breathe out.
Bibi?
-Bibi?
-Oh, right, that's me.
What do you need,
my bestest friend, Batwing?
You're not breathing with us.
Give me a break.
I'm a high-performance bike.
It's to help you relax.
[shouting] I am relaxed!
Bibi!
[breathing angrily]
Good, excellent.
Now, isn't that relaxing?
Now stretch that chassis.
Chassis are made of metal.
They don't stretch.
-Excuse me?
-[sighing] Okay. Stretching.
Now, really breathe
into the stretch.
Let it flow all the way
from your back tire
to the tip of your headlights.
Breathe, Bibi.
-[whispers] Breathe.
-Ugh!
[all gasp]
Tea parties, yoga,
I can't take it anymore!
-[thuds]
-[all grunt]
-[Batwing] Whoa!
-[crashes]
Bibi, please stop.
-[shuts down]
-Ha! See ya,
wouldn't wanna be ya!
Batchumps. [cackles]
That did not sound like Bibi.
Whoever she is, she's got
BC's motherboard.
Ah! We gotta get it back.
Come on!
Yes!
[engine revving]
-[gasps]
-[tires screech]
[Jestah cackles]
[both] You!
Wait, there are two Bibis?
-It's like I'm seeing double.
-I'm confused.
Which one's the real Bibi?
-I am.
-I am.
[both] No, I am.
No, not her. Me.
She's Jestah in disguise.
No, she's Jestah in disguise.
Oh, that makes sense.
And it kinda
makes my head hurt.
Give us BC's motherboard back.
[tires screech]
-Quick, get her.
-[Batwing, Buff] Which one?
I don't know. Both of them.
[engines revving]
[Jestah laughs maniacally]
-What do we do?
-Uh, I'm thinking.
Thinking. Wait a minute.
Think things through.
Hey, I bet you
can't catch me. [revs]
I'll run circles around you
'cause I'm the real Bibi.
-[cackles]
-[gasps]
I've got it. You think
you're better than me?
[scoffs] I know
I'm better than you.
Oh, yeah? Whoever jumps
the farthest is the best bike.
That'd be me.
-[machine arm whirring]
-[clicks]
[Bibi] I'll take that.
[engine revs]
[Jestah] Whoo-hoo! I won!
I'm the best [gasps]
Really?
-[grunts]
-[thuds]
Ugh, this is the pits.
Whoo-hoo! [chuckles]
[weapons powering up]
Did you see that? That was
me thinking it through.
Just like you told me to.
[all gasp]
You thought it through
and now we know it's you.
Hey, that rhymed.
[Jestah] A A little help!
All right, whose turn is it
to rescue the bad guy?
-Not mine.
-I saved Prank last week.
[Jestah] Aw, c'mon!
[all laughing]
[announcer] Welcome one and all
to the annual
Gotham Grand Prix!
Are you ready for some
high-speed racing action?
-[Redbird] Let's g-o!
-[Bibi] Bat-tastic!
-[Batwing] All right, race day!
-This is gonna be awesome!
[announcer] Racers will follow
the marked course
as it winds through the streets
of the city.
The first across
the finish line
will receive
the grand prize trophy
as Gotham's greatest racer!
-Aw, look, there it is!
-[Bibi] Whoa!
I bet it's huge up close.
[Redbird] Hey, does anyone
see the race cars?
Shouldn't they be here by now?
Hey, yeah, what's going on?
[announcer] Attention,
due to sudden,
unexplained flat tires
and engine problems
with all the Grand Prix cars,
this year's race
will be run by a team
of special guest racers.
-[crowd] Huh?
-Guest racers?
Wait, all the racers broke down
at the same time?
You don't think
[announcer] Presenting today's
last minute new racers
-[gasps]
-Wait a minute,
this can't be right
It's, it's
[Batwheels] The Legion of Zoom!
-[crowd jeering]
-Boo!
They must have broken
the racer's cars
so they can win
the trophy for themselves.
Wait, that's not fair.
We can't let them cheat.
We're gonna enter
that race, too!
We're gonna show them that
the only way to win
is fair and square.
-We get to race?
-This is awesome!
Let's show 'em how it's done!
[Bibi] Oh, yeah.
[announcer] What's this?
It looks like we have
a special appearance from
the Batman's fleet of vehicles.
This race just got turned up
to 11.
Bro, crashing our party
uninvited?
Totally weak.
We can't let you cheat
your way to victory.
So we're gonna beat you
fair and square.
Earth to Bam.
Cheating's all we ever do
and it works,
like, all the time.
[announcer] Racers,
rev those engines!
[engines revving]
[announcer] Five, four,
three, two
-[Prank cackles]
-[all] Hey!
[announcer] one.
-[beeps]
-Go!
And they're off!
-We are in for a treat tonight.
-[engines accelerating]
[announcer] This is bound
to be a race to remember.
-[tires screech]
-[engines roar]
[Batmobile] All right, Wheels,
stay sharp.
You know the Zoomers
are gonna keep cheating,
so watch out for anything
hidden up their bumpers.
[engines accelerating]
[tires screeching]
-[dings]
-[gasps]
[gasps]
[screams]
You're fast, little birdie.
But be careful you don't fly
off the handle.
Wah-wah!
-[squeaks]
-Huh?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I knew you couldn't race fair.
[laughs]
Why compete when you can cheat?
[laughs]
[announcer] Can you believe it?
[Redbird] Ah!
[announcer] The Redbird
is going, going, gone.
[tires screeching]
[laughing maniacally]
[giggles]
Nice and solid.
[chuckles]
I hope you like
my little trick, Bibi,
it's totally off the wall.
[laughing]
-Yes! A straight-away.
-[engine accelerating]
[electronic whoosh]
That tunnel's a fake.
Deploy safety bubble.
-[electrical crackling]
-[rubber bouncing]
Looks like you're having
a ball.
-[laughs]
-[grunts]
[announcer] Ooh,
and the Batgirl's cycle
has been bounced
from the competition.
-Hey, Bibi.
-Hey, Red.
-[engines accelerating]
-[bell rings]
Hey, Snowy! I got another one.
What kind of car does
a werewolf drive?
Hmm I don't know. What?
A monster truck!
[laughs]
Oh, you always tell
the best jokes, Buff.
You know, I wish I was
as funny as you.
I'm real sorry, Buff.
[Buff] About what?
Hey!
The Zoomers say we gotta
cheat to win that big trophy.
Aw, man, you don't have to
listen to them.
Besides, it's way more fun
if you win fair and square.
-I know, sorry.
-Later, Snowy.
Oh, hey, Bibi. Hey, Redbird.
[together] Hey, Buff.
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
How do you get rid
of a flying bat?
No time for games today, Quizz.
I've got a race to win.
Not anymore. [laughs]
[screams]
Gross! [straining]
[groaning] Wh Wh
Whoa. Argh.
Why don't you stick around
while we cheat our way
to victory?
[laughs wickedly]
This is lame,
even for you, Quizz.
[announcer] Yikes, race fans.
The heroes
are dropping like flies,
and it looks like the Batwing
is grounded.
Oh, things are not looking good
for Batman's vehicles.
Let's see if the Batmobile
can beat the odds.
Slow your roll, my dude.
Nobody likes a tailgater.
[laughs]
[tires screech]
[car honking]
[bell dings]
How about a little detour?
[gasps]
Hey, what happened to all
the arrows and lights?
I think I'm off-course.
-[tires screeching]
-[screaming]
[melancholy music playing]
Oh, Prank must have moved
the signs and led me off-track.
Ah, I'm stuck.
Can anyone give me a quick tow?
We're too far back.
The Zoomers cheated
and stopped the rest of us
with a bunch of sneaky traps.
Why am I not surprised?
It's all on you, Bam.
You gotta win this race for us!
Okay, I can do this.
Let's see
Oh, yes!
Let's go.
-[metal clangs]
-[grunts]
[tires screech]
[announcer]
They're rounding the final turn
and approaching
the finish line.
So, did everyone take out
a Batwheel?
Bibi's all bubbled up.
Buff's been iced.
And Batwing's in a sticky
situation. [giggles]
Redbird is up, up and away.
[laughs]
[engine revving]
-[tires screeching]
-Whoa!
[announcer] What's this?
The Batmobile is back on track!
But is there enough time
to make up the lost ground?
Well, it looks like someone
didn't finish their job, Prank.
It's not my fault
he's so annoyingly quick.
Ugh. We can blame
each other later.
For now, let's focus
on the matter at hand.
Ducky's right.
We can't let that goody-goody
go-kart win.
Not after we worked so hard
on our clever cheats.
I'm closing in on
the Legion of Zoom,
but it's one against five.
-Any ideas, team?
-Easy.
They cheated to beat us,
so you should cheat right back.
-[Buff] Yeah.
-[Bibi] Do it.
They deserve it.
I can't do that.
Batman wouldn't cheat,
and I'm not about to, either.
But that gives me another idea.
I know they'll try anything
to stop me.
[gasps]
[groans]
But if I can get them
close enough,
maybe they'll take out each
other with their own cheats.
Hey, Zoomers, you here
to watch my victory lap?
Ha! You wish!
I'll show you why
nice cars finish last.
Not if I get him first.
[Batmobile grunts]
[Jestah, Quizz] Whoa. Whoa.
-Whoa, whoa.
-Whoa, whoa.
[both] This is all your fault!
Ow, ow.
[announcer laughing]
Oh, ho, ho. That's gotta hurt.
Nice one, Bam.
Come on. You got this.
-Coming through.
-[tires screech]
No, you don't.
[quacks]
Whoa! Oh, Mommy. I'm frozen.
[gasps] Whoa.
[announcer] Oh, wow.
The Batmobile
is putting on a show.
Smooth moves, Bam.
Four down, one to go.
Looks like it's just you
and me, Prank.
Then let the best racer cheat!
[squeaky bouncing]
Whoa!
[party horn]
[party horn]
[tires screeching]
Huh?
Throw it back at him.
-Now's your chance for payback.
-Then I'd be as bad as him.
I'm gonna win the right way.
Without cheating.
[engines revving]
[Batmobile groans]
[tires screech]
Whoa!
[grunts]
[announcer] I don't believe it!
The Batmobile wins!
A spectacular photo finish!
[Batwing] Whoo!
[crowd cheering]
[announcer] What an incredible
end to an unbelievable race.
I know I'm not supposed
to play favorites,
but it feels great to have
the good guys win
this one, folks.
That was awesome.
You gotta show me that move.
What a race!
I was so sure we'd have
to cheat to keep up with them.
Only Bam could keep
his cool like that
and win the right way.
[Prank] No fair.
Everybody knows
you've got to cheat to win.
You don't deserve that trophy.
[sighs] Cheating may seem like
a sure-fire way to win, Prank.
But it usually comes back
to bite you in the bumper.
-[gasps]
-[beeping]
Are you kidding me?
-[party horns]
-[yelps]
[laughs]
Batwheels ♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
They've got Batman's back ♪
Batwheels ♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪