Benvinguts a la familia (2018) s01e12 Episode Script
Episode 12
A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES
David!
David!
What are you doing? We are at a funeral!
I know, but I feel happy.
- It's over! Can we
- No, it's not over yet.
We've still got the ceremony,
the reading of the will
Seriously? You too?
We are at a funeral. Please.
Stop, put the picture in its place.
And you
For once in your life,
could you listen to me?
Has anyone noticed
that we're at a funeral?
Àlex! Can you help me with this, please?
Excuse me!
Excuse me!
Excuse me!
- Is this the funeral of Eduardo Navarro?
- Yes, it is.
I came to show you the caskets.
Oh, the caskets, of course.
WELCOME TO THE FAMILY
As you can see, we have
a wide variety of caskets,
for the remains of your dear departed.
- Good.
- Different materials, colors and designs.
We have every casket that's on the market.
Alright.
- My condolences to you.
- Thanks, dear.
- Want to have a look?
- Yes.
Let's see: the Meseta model, the Cana,
Here, this one.
This one? A great choice.
- Is it?
- Yes.
Ten thousand euros for a casket?
It's one of the bests we have,
it's gold-plated.
- It is very classy.
- Thanks.
Yes Victòria, we cannot afford this.
Really? And what can we afford?
A crap casket?
Don't you have a cheaper one?
Yes, well, we also have caskets
for 100 euros,
- but
- I'm embarrassed, come on!
We also have biodegradable ones,
where our late beloved can be turned into
a plant: a thyme, a rosemary
- Yes, a Pothos. Come on, man, please.
- No, we don't work with Pothos.
Wait a minute, let me tell you one thing:
Eduardo, my husband, was a Catholic,
and, how shall I put it
Well, Catholics like gold, not plants.
- A decent and God-fearing man.
- We cannot afford the one you want.
We don't have the money.
But we will.
I told you that we cannot do it.
And I tell you that you cannot go
dressed like a man. End of story!
What does that have to do with anything?
Nothing, I know,
but I've been thinking and perhaps
now is the moment to tell you. No!
- Could you give us a minute, please?
- Yes.
- Yes, please.
- Thanks.
We are not arguing,
it's just that sometimes these
- Of course
- It's a figure of speech.
- Victòria, please.
- Yes.
- Guests will arrive soon.
- Yes.
We have to
hold the funeral and read the will.
Then, we can finally go back to our lives,
and this'll all be over.
Can we make it easy?
Easy, yes, but not cheap, Àngela.
Let's see, it is also true
the real Eduardo is buried in the garden.
Yes, that's true. Yes.
Well, since we've been so generous
by burying Eduardo in the garden
Alright, I give in!
We'll buy him a poor man's casket.
Well, Victòria, it's true that
we must make it
look like my father's ashes are in there.
And it's true that to make it convincing
we must buy a casket that is
- beautiful.
- Worthy of him.
- Yes, but not for ten thousand euros!
- No.
- A nice one, but not very expensive.
- Alright,
but neither are we buying him a, well
a shoe box, a sunflower-seed carton
- No.
- You see?
- Come, let's choose one together.
- Come on.
This one. The Fenice.
I don't like it. I don't like it at all.
- Why?
- Well, no!
- "Verneda" sounds like a TV presenter.
- I want it in silver.
One of the oval ones,
with my father's name and the dates on it.
- I'll make sure it's okay when it arrives.
- Alright, you'll have it soon.
Have you already chosen it?
We haven't seen one yet.
But we're picking one out between us.
The deal is, I'm paying so I'm choosing.
- When will the notary read the will?
- Now.
- He's coming to the funeral.
- Good.
After reading the will
you're all to get going.
Enjoy the last hours in the house.
Jeez, he's even nastier than your father!
He's an asshole.
You aren't doing it right,
you have to do it from the outside.
- Do you want to do it yourself, smartass?
- No. Stop it.
Hello!
- Hey.
- My love!
- What's up?
- I'm good,
- and you?
- Good.
Yes?
- You look very handsome.
- Oh, thanks.
It's too early for the guests to arrive.
But I'm already part of the family, right?
You already know, Àlex.
The this is my
I'm Nando, his uncle.
Yes, this is my brother.
- Yes, David.
- Yes.
We've already met,
he's very nice.
Yeah?
He looks like you.
It's a joke, I see you're black.
At least she's in a good mood,
because to be with Fran
You need a sense of humor
to wear such a dress to a funeral.
No, she's joking,
you look great in this dress.
No
Maybe she's right, I don't know,
I don't like to wear black
- I screwed up, didn't I?
- You didn't, Paula.
Really, you're perfect. Huh, Àlex?
Àlex!
Perfect for a children's party,
not for a funeral, right?
- Àlex, please.
- What?
I'm just saying
what we're all thinking, right?
Jeez, man, the state of us!
I'll go check on her.
Holy fuck!
What's wrong with you?
Why did you say that to Paula?
She's devastated.
Oh, what a drama!
It's not my fault
your girlfriend is so sensitive, okay?
Why are you so rude?
With me, it's okay, but with her?
Now I'm rude with you.
Yes, you are rude with everybody, Àlex.
I'm not saying that I'm special.
Because you are not!
Get out of my room!
- What's wrong with you?
- Nothing, you're a pain!
There's something wrong, look at you.
- Do you want to know what's wrong?
- Yes.
Look, I don't want to see you
or even think about you anymore, idiot!
Think of me?
What do you think of me
I like you! Okay?
What? That you like me?
Yes, I like you!
Are you deaf or what's wrong, man?
But you always say
that I'm a fucking weirdo.
Because you are, but they're not mutually
exclusive, get it?
And Since when do you like me?
I don't know.
Because one just knows
these things, right?
- I don't know.
- Well, think, Àlex.
Well, what about you?
- What?
- When did you start liking me?
Huh? Tell me.
Who told you that I like you?
When you made me fucking dinner
under the stars and it was beautiful.
No I don't know which dinner
you're talking about.
Aw, fuck.
Fran?
No
Is everything alright?
Yes, I'm coming down.
Are you leaving?
I
- Are you coming down or what?
- I'm coming.
Really?
My girlfriend is calling me.
What?
And how is Fran's girlfriend?
Well, like
weird.
- Yes?
- Yes, she's very
expressive?
Is that a good thing?
If Fran likes it, sure.
I don't want him to suffer.
If it doesn't hurt,
- it's not love.
- No
Listen to this:
Do you think Marcos knows
that his father left everything to him?
Definitely.
Surely they talked about it.
I
I don't know
I've got a bad feeling.
Why?
What can go wrong?
- It's us Everything can go wrong.
- Yeah?
Yes.
Yes.
- No.
- Yes.
Jeez!
Could you stop a little bit?
We're at a fucking funeral.
Yes, you're right, sweetheart.
No, man, it's a joke.
And the funeral is a real thing.
I mean, people are coming in.
And who's seeing them in?
Raül Dorado, "the Best Lawyer".
Please, welcome, good morning.
Have a good day! Raül Dorado,
"the Best Lawyer".
Make yourself comfortable.
Raül Dorado. Do you want to take a card?
Think of a number from one to ten.
- Thank you very much, welcome.
- Can we talk for a moment, please?
Yes, of course.
What are you doing here?
Helping you. By the way,
And her condolences.
And I really appreciate it.
Do you?
But
it's better the notary doesn't see you.
Let alone my brother. Do you understand?
Yes, perfect.
- You got it?
- Perfectly.
- Do you?
- Magic goes by only one name,
and that's Victòria Argenter.
Raül, today I cannot.
Today I have to mourn my husband.
That's true. But you and I
have to talk about one little thing.
Can't it wait?
I guess so, yeah.
Tomorrow will be a new day.
A day for the living.
Today's protagonists are the dead.
Victòria, you turn me on.
Sorry for your loss, Victòria.
I feel it as if my own husband had died.
Well
Yes, but you know what?
It was my husband, darling.
And I miss him so much.
Eduardo
I loved you,
I love you and I will love you.
Thank you, everyone, for coming.
Thanks.
This woman is such an actress.
Listen. Do you want us to go on
with our investigation?
Shall we go to the bedroom?
Poor Eduardo.
Àlex has professed her love!
To whom?
There're only old men here.
To me!
- No
- Yes!
How did it happen? What did she say?
Well We kissed each other,
but such a kiss!
No. David, stop it, jeez!
You little fuck! What's your problem, man?
Paula?
Wh Paula
I'm dating Paula, man.
And Paula is great, isn't she?
- She's smart, pretty.
- Yes.
- A good person.
- A good person, yes.
- It's the first thing that came to mind.
- But, Àlex
she's the one.
- She's the one, yes.
- No, I mean
Do you get my point? Àlex is the one.
Well, if she's not fooling us,
she's the one, right?
She's the one.
Thanks, David, that's a great help. A lot.
- But, but I didn't do anything.
- Yes, you did.
You little fuck!
The notary.
- Well, here I go. Yes.
- Come on.
Good morning, I'm the notary.
What's going on? What are you laughing at?
What? Do you think it's funny?
That our Dad is dead? What?
- No, of course not.
- No?
Well, after this little contretemps,
look, here is the notary.
We will read the will after the ceremony.
Yes. Her dad already told me about her.
When was that?
Two days ago.
No, wait a moment
You saw my dad two days ago?
It's a shame what happened to him.
He looked full of life.
Really full of life, in fact.
What did my father talk about?
Of the inheritance, of course.
He came with his lawyer.
No.
That's impossible. His lawyer is a friend
of mine, and he's abroad right now.
Did you know anything about it?
Me?
Do you think he told me
all about his affairs?
But surely Since you were in Boston,
he got a different lawyer.
Lately, he did some strange things.
Aha. And you talked about the inheritance?
Yes, but we can talk about it later.
- Fran
- Yes.
Would it turn you on to do it
at your grandfather's funeral?
No. It's just that
You miss him.
That's normal, it's your grandfather.
I understand completely.
- Yes
- It's a pity that he met such an end.
I would have liked to do his makeup,
he had good skin.
Yes. No.
- Of course, I would not have charged you.
- Paula
Are you ok?
No.
You look so beautiful, E.T!
You are nervous!
It's alright, Fran. I'm here with you.
- I want to be with you to the end!
- Yes?
- Forever?
- Forever, love.
Not forever.
It's normal that at a burial
you think of life and death,
- and that time is ephemeral, but
- Yes
We can be together for as long as we want.
Live every day as if it was the last.
- Live every moment, carpe diem.
- Yes.
- That's my motto!
- Good motto.
Another motto of mine is,
"Don't count your chickens until"
Paula, jeez! Please
Sorry, Paula, please. May I speak
please?
Yes.
Of course.
My love.
Okay. Yes.
It's just that
I don't know how to say it.
We haven't known each other long.
Are you leaving me?
- What?
- You're leaving me
at your grandfather's funeral?
- Well it's mine, not yours, right?
- Yes.
But why? Is it because of the dress?
No. The dress is fine.
So?
- I'm so sorry.
- Yes
Let it out.
Good. Thanks.
- Who's that?
- No idea.
- Guys, we're in trouble.
- What's the matter?
- Leo is there.
- I'm sorry?
What is he doing here?
He's talking to everyone
as if he was part of the family.
If he does Eduardo again, I'll kill him.
Why is he talking to the notary?
I'll kill him.
Hello, my lovelies!
Careful!
Want to tell me what you're doing here?
What am I doing?
The man I played has died, my inspiration,
my light, my guide.
I had to say goodbye to him.
Don't you understand
that the notary cannot see you?
Because of you, all we've done
and achieved, is going down the drain!
Are you kidding? He didn't recognize me.
How didn't he recognize you? Is he daft?
- Hey.
- I said no, silly!
- And I'm a professional.
- Come on.
- Leo, calm down.
- No!
I'm sick of you questioning me.
You know,
I haven't been able to sleep, because
I don't know if I should say it, but
Since Miquel didn't see me as Eduardo,
I have
this anguish within me for having failed
to portray the character well, and
I needed to get over it
to be myself again.
I can't believe it.
Why do we get all the nutcases?
- What did you call me?
- She didn't say anything.
Say it to my face, trickster!
What did he call me? Trickster?
Look! I'll tell you one thing:
I'm seeing red here.
- I warned you, Leo!
- Well, welcome to my world.
Could you both calm down a bit, please?
He may be right, he didn't recognize him.
Of course.
The guy is talking on the phone,
he seems nervous.
With whom?
He didn't recognize me
I cannot talk, I'm at a funeral
Look, Leo, it's very important,
do you understand?
What did you both talk about?
Of course, as if I had something
to say to you.
Well.
We know it, Leo.
We know it, we agree and it's true.
You are the best actor in the world.
Isn't he?
Yes. The best actor in the fucking world.
So, tell me.
Oh, you see, I will say it to you
because you are the coolest,
because there's someone here who will not
be on the guest-list for my birthday.
Come on
Well look,
I got in and went to the table
- Yes.
- Good. Go on!
- And we looked at each other.
And I asked him:
"Does this have gluten?"
Because, my character is a celiac.
I cannot believe this,
just kill me right now!
Wait a sec. And what did he say?
"I don't know what's up with gluten."
Hold it.
"I don't know what's up with gluten."
Nice, that's good. I mean, by:
"I don't know what's up with gluten."
I mean, "I don't know this man."
And what did you say?
"Well, I can see that, look at yourself",
because, of course,
my character is direct and plain of speech
regardless of whom it hurts
We better leave before
the notary calls the police.
- Seriously, do you still doubt me?
- Of course!
One moment, Àngela.
We still don't know anything.
We don't know for sure whether
he recognized him or not.
Seriously?
- Yes.
- Just stay calm, we've got a visitor.
Jeez! What now?
Well, just a moment. Easy.
Let's see what he wants, okay? Come on.
Leo, stay here and don't move.
Not for anything in the world,
- okay?
- Don't worry.
Thanks, dude.
Sara, who was that man?
From the funeral home.
He brought our grandfather's remains.
Luckily.
This is my dad.
His ring. It didn't burn.
Victòria cannot see this.
No, she can't see that.
She'll know this is Eduardo, got it?
- Shall we hide it in the kitchen?
- Yes, good idea.
And put the ashes
in the new casket we bought, okay?
- Okay. Cool, let's go.
- Come on. Nando
- Don't worry, okay?
- Yes.
Make Leo go and don't let anyone see him.
I'll talk to the notary.
Hope everything is alright.
May I know where has the priest gone?
- Calm down.
- Yes. Calm down.
What's this?
Nothing.
Personal effects of the guy
we threw over the cliff.
- Right, little Sara?
- Yes.
It seems that he had an ugly
watch that didn't burn.
- Very ugly.
- Alright.
Did they believe it was Eduardo's?
That's what it looks like.
Yes.
Good.
Alright, how do we put it on without
giving the game away?
With a spoon, maybe?
Yes, as if it was sugar.
- Come one, let me do it.
- Yes? Come on.
How sad to end up like this,
in a cheap pot.
You know what? It will not happen to me,
because I'm immortal.
Well, you never know.
One day you're a famous writer
and the next day you no longer exist.
That's correct. You no longer exist.
Like Mom and Nando, one day
they're in-laws, the next, a couple.
Exactly. I mean It's really crazy
- No
- Yes I knew it, they are together!
Yes!
How could you not tell me anything?
Do you know how much I wanted that?
I see. They told me not to say it,
and I cannot, I promised them.
You cannot say anything,
you know how Fran is. He cannot know.
- Okay, I won't say a word.
- Okay?
Lucky I'm black, because
Hey, have you seen Àlex?
I have no fucking idea.
- What's that?
- Nothing.
Nothing? What
Is that Eduardo?
David, that's not funny,
we have to throw this away
It's amazing how these people eat
They even went without breakfast
so as to stuff themselves here.
- No, at
- No
No, these aren't great.
Easy, you brats!
Have you tried smoked salmon?
No!
I was saying it had a burnt smell.
Yes. Caprice des Dieux.
Look, nothing to see here.
Most of our grandfather is on David.
Sara, don't say that, jeez!
I have no time for this.
I need to talk to Àlex.
- Yes, thanks for coming. Bye.
- Thank you. Bye.
CAN I SEE YOU? IN EDUARDO'S OFFICE?
What's up? Are you having fun?
Well, it's a funeral.
Yes, well, of course,
it's just that he doesn't know anyone.
- No, I don't know anyone.
- No.
But I've seen someone who looks familiar.
Have you?
To me, people always look
familiar and I know nothing about them!
Isn't that
No, it isn't. You see?
It also happens to me, it's just that
Excuse me.
Can you tell me where the priest is?
No idea.
I'd like to know,
he should be here by now.
Jeez, I want all this to be over.
Yes, me too. You have no idea.
- Want some?
- No, I don't smoke.
Don't you? You don't smoke?
No, I stopped
when I left.
- Oh, how curious.
- Yeah.
I started when you left.
Yes?
Well, I
I quit when I got pregnant and
Wait.
Wait. You think we're sharing an intimate
moment between siblings, do you?
Because we're not. That's not true.
I don't care about your six pregnancies
It was only two
Or how screwed up your life is,
got it?
I don't want to know anything.
No, wait, I do.
Where is the priest?
Why don't you do something
useful and call him?
- Àngela.
- I can't
I can't stand him, just can't deal.
Well, then get ready. We have a problem.
- What's the matter?
- Leo
- What?
- He's not at the gym.
- How come?
- No, I don't know. Maybe he left.
Oh, I can't believe it, no.
What if we go inside?
Good.
Okay, then let's go.
Look, that's the man I know.
Who?
Hello, motherfucker.
Excuse me?
Yes, before, when we were talking,
I thought: "Is it him or not?"
Yes, it's you, couldn't be any other.
Champion, you're a champion.
But, do we know each other?
"Do we know each other?"
Well, of course, you know me,
champ!
Come on, don't make me say
where we met, you already know.
- Soccer?
- Soccer!
Soccer, yes!
We met at soccer. Believe it or not,
he's a wizard with the ball.
Wizard I do my thing, but
You call it your thing,
but I call it pure virtuosity.
Oh, thank God, the priest.
Good, great, then let's start.
Yes.
Come, let's go, Ivan.
Ivan? I'm not Ivan.
Ivan, no.
Who said Ivan?
No, I said Soliman,
Soliman, "The Magnificent".
As we all call you at soccer.
- The Magnificent?
- The Magnificent.
- Really?
- Yes
Holy shit, The Magnificent.
Come on.
I could kill him.
Hey.
What are you doing here? Get out, David.
What are you saying?
I have to change, clean this up.
Àlex is about to arrive.
Àlex?
So, you left Paula.
Yes.
Well done!
Hey,
but don't forget the master,
who helped you conquer Àlex!
In the end, it was pretty much her doing.
Really? All hers?
I gave you good advice
about the ladies, didn't I?
Well, no not that good.
If Àlex is free,
it's because I convinced you
to send her the photos
Didn't I? And that's why she's free
and you can fuck her.
You're welcome.
What?
Did you do that?
I'm late. Bye, all.
Yes, get out of here, David!
Yes, absolutely.
But how could you do something like that?
You know? I thought you were different!
I'm so stupid, and this is what I get!
Wait, I didn't want to.
I thought about it
and then I did it, yes, but
I seriously regret it.
In fact, I felt so bad
You helped him to do what?
I mean I can't believe it.
Àlex, I'm sorry.
Look, I made a mistake, understand?
I fucked up, you're right, but
But now I've gone and left Paula.
And
what do you want me to do?
Thank you for it?
No, I just want you to
to give me the chance
to show you that I'm not like this.
Right now, I don't know who you are.
The person I thought you were,
now I know you're not.
- Àlex
- Don't touch me.
Àlex, I don't think it's fair. I mean
I did all this because I care about you.
Yeah,
surely, Fran. You did it for me
and not for yourself. Definitely.
Well, yes. I felt bad because you were
with someone who cheated you,
because I think you deserve much more.
- Yes.
- Yes.
Yes.
I deserve much more.
Yes.
And for that reason,
you and I cannot be together.
You are the first to cheat.
"In the name of the Father,
and of the Son,
and of the Holy Spirit. Amen.
The Lord is my shepherd.
I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie in green pastures,
he leadeth me to still waters, and"
What's that word? My glasses.
Not those ones!
Forget it.
We gather here today
to bid farewell
- Eduardo Navarro Gil.
- Yes.
Eduardo was a good person.
A good person, a good one.
He was a noble and humble person
who did well by his friends
He always wanted to help others.
Who is he talking about?
I think I speak on behalf of everyone
when I say that we will miss him.
If anyone wants to say something
Maybe his wife?
No. I am too distressed, I can't.
I can't, son.
- I do.
- Adela
Adela!
Excuse me.
Hello.
Hello everybody.
Thanks for coming.
I'm Adela, his neighbor,
or, as I like to think,
his soulmate, yes.
Well, I wanted to say
a little something about Eduardo.
What we have lived
can never be lost,
and everything we love deeply
becomes a part of us.
Good bye, Eduardo.
Thanks.
Look,
I was feeling a bit shook,
but I'm better now.
As you all know, Eduardo was my husband.
Many people wondered why he was with me.
It's true,
Eduardo was an upright man,
an intelligent man,
and look, I did what I could, okay?
But Eduardo wasn't perfect,
because look at him now, he's dead,
as we'll all be one day.
Today, Eduardo has taught us
that we are all imperfect.
That is, we're all equals.
I know that the emptiness in my heart
can never be filled by anyone else.
But I would also like to thank Eduardo
because he has left me
with a wonderful family.
Eduardo
goodbye, my love,
and thanks.
Thanks forever and ever.
Thank you very much.
Sorry. Before, I forgot something,
a small gesture for Eduardo.
I wanted to sing a song.
A farewell song.
You can sing along if you like, or not.
Do as you please.
If you don't feel like it, don't.
Come on.
One, two, three
It's time for farewells
And we have to say goodbye
Come on, you know this one.
And take each other by the hand,
even if you don't like each other.
Brothers, give me your hands
As a token of love, as a token of peace
It is not the last goodbye
It's just for now
We will form a circle again
And may it be wider then.
- Thank you. You're very cute.
- I'm sorry.
- Well. Oh, yes, the reminder. Come on.
- Thanks.
It looks like dry sausage from Vic.
That's a reminder, but now
that I think about it, you don't need it,
since you have Eduardo in your heart
Go, get a move on, now!
Go.
We can't leave it like this,
can't you see?
It was this woman. You know it, I know it.
Pere, please.
Could you stop thinking
about yourself and comfort me a bit?
Adela.
Come on, leave it, I'll do it.
You must go to the notary, Àngela.
Oh, yes, the notary.
Oh, I cannot believe this is over.
We actually did it.
Yes.
The children will need
therapy forever, but yes.
We did it.
Now we'll get the apartment back.
Oh, yes, the apartment.
Right?
And what else? The bed
Everything that belongs to us.
Fran.
Fran!
- Fran!
- Hey!
We're waiting for you, Àngela.
You always have to make a fuss, don't you?
Calm down.
You go with him, okay?
I'll take care of Fran.
- I'll talk to him. Okay?
- Alright. Yes.
- Go now.
- Good.
Fran.
Fran, can we talk?
What do you want to talk about?
My uncle and my mother being together?
Is that what you want to talk about?
Can we go somewhere else?
My uncle and my mother are it's like
And what am I supposed to call you?
- Come on, please.
- "Uncle"? "Dad"?
Or a mix,
"Duncle", doesn't sound good.
See?
That's why we didn't want you to know.
I'd make you a scene, right?
- Because I'm crazy.
- Can we calm down?
No, because I'm crazy, Nando.
Well, do you know what I'm not?
A fucking liar, like you!
You're a fucking liar!
You told me that my father would return.
You told me, you promised me.
Because I thought he would.
Fran. I just couldn't believe
he wouldn't want to come back.
I couldn't live without you all.
I see, that's why you stayed
to fuck my mom.
And you, what are you looking at?
- Don't shout.
- Don't touch me!
Sorry, he's a bit nervous.
I'm not nervous, I know a lot
All of you have eaten Eduardo.
I know very well what I'm saying.
Well, then let's begin.
"With the agreement of the notary,
Mr. Joan Torras"
Oh, look, his name is Joan.
Go on, it's
"With office in Barcelona,
license number 7834,
we hereby proceed to read the will
and last testament of Mr. Eduardo Navarro.
I, Eduardo Navarro Gil,
in full possession of my mental faculties,
and sufficient legal capacity,
I hereby state my will to leave
all my property and belongings,
including the family house
to my dear wife, Victòria Argenter."
- What?
- But what is all this?
- What?
- I'm sorry, but that's what it says.
But what did you do, Victòria?
You manipulated my father, for sure!
Listen, what's happening?
Come on, don't scare me!
What's up?
You're getting everything!
That's what's up!
Did he leave everything to me?
Don't play the fool, Victòria!
Listen, I swear on my mother's life
that I cannot do it any other way.
- That's incredible. But this isn't over.
- Of course not!
You knew that he wanted
to leave it all to me.
- Yes.
- I see you. Did you manipulate him?
You made him change the will. Didn't you?
This isn't over.
Christ, I'll find out Victòria
Listen, Marcos.
What does this mean?
Please, I didn't know anything!
Àngela!
Àngela, come on.
Man, there's been some kind
of a mix-up here. Àngela, let's talk!
Listen,
are you sure you read it right, Mr. Joan?
No
It was you!
Love of my life, what are you doing?
I want to hit you but
I don't want to hurt myself.
It was you.
- Yes.
- And you say it all so calmly, don't you?
The nerve of you!
This wasn't the plan! We had to split
everything between us, for God's sake.
Àngela will think that I deceived
her or something, please.
Now, why do I say "something",
if I've never said that before in my life?
See what you're doing to me?
Victòria
It's my wedding gift.
But, my little springtime flower,
the gift is not money,
but power.
Power?
Listen to me: a good magician
always has to be one step ahead.
Look, I'll tell you something, Raül.
No magic now.
- I'm sick of magic.
- Listen to me.
It's a figure of speech,
I just mean now you have the power.
You can do whatever you want.
You want to share the money, do it.
You want everything,
keep it.
You're the best of them all,
you'll do what is right.
- You're a goddamn moron.
- Victòria
Well, listen, we have to do it
this way and no more about it.
We have to give her share to Àngela.
- Good.
- That girl has treated me very well.
- She did what I wanted. All right.
- Momma, wait.
What?
Where's Fran? No?
Have you seen Àlex?
- Where's Fran? Is he okay?
- No.
- We must find Àlex before
- Good Lord.
Okay, too late.
How could you?
How could I what?
Àlex told me that Fran told her
that you cremated Eduardo?
You idiot, are you crazy or what?
But why did you tell her, are you nuts?
And why didn't you
tell me about these two?
That's a different story, idiot.
- Don't insult him!
- Will you both stop?
- You shut up, Nando.
- Don't talk to him like that.
- Alright, stop!
- You promised me!
- You all promised me.
- Victòria, we had no choice!
There's always a choice, Àngela.
My only choice
has always been to protect my family.
Really?
And mine isn't, right?
Your family? So your father wasn't either?
Very well, it's clear to me.
How awful!
Sweetheart,
now what will the angels do?
What will they find
when they come to pick up his soul?
Are you serious, Victòria?
That's what worries you most? The angels?
- Hey!
- Well, yes.
Quiet!
I didn't want to have him cremated!
You knew it, and I trusted you!
- You want to talk about trust, you and I?
- Yes.
You and your boyfriend,
you played it perfectly.
You got everything. They got everything.
- What?
- What are you thinking?
That I knew about it?
No, darling, I'm not like you.
- I didn't know anything, okay?
- It's true.
She didn't know anything.
But why did you do it?
I told you the first day that I was
"the Best Lawyer".
What a champ!
- No, sweetheart, no flowers now.
- Good.
I didn't know anything about it.
I wanted to share everything, with you.
Here
Now I don't know what to say.
It's clear that you're
a much better person than I am.
- Thanks.
- No, but you didn't understand me.
I wanted to share everything, with you.
As you said, we're not family, are we?
You take care of your family,
and I will mine.
You're not leaving us anything?
No! You did it to yourself.
And now, leave this house. I want you out!
- But Victòria, where do you want us to go?
- I don't know, woman, that's your affair.
Come on, now!
- Good.
- Very good.
Well, wait a moment.
Did you see what she did to me?
Just like that.
That's it. It's alright.
Let them paddle their own canoe.
That's it, it's over.
I was looking forward to going, so I was.
Raül!
- Good morning, kids.
- Good morning, Mom.
Think of it as a school camp.
Can we be positive and have breakfast
as if we were a normal family?
This family has nothing normal about it.
This wasn't written by my father.
Are you asking me to betray my?
- Victòria?
- What do you want?
- Your brother is investigating us.
- Victòria!
Marcos is very dangerous.
He is capable of anything.
I already know that you and Àlex have
No. Which Àlex?
I want this house, Victòria.
This house, sweetheart, is not for sale.
Don't play with me!
I will not leave!
You and Raül were the ones who cheated us!
Psychopath!
If I make her sell the house, will you
help me get back my old apartment?
200000 euros.
We will convince her to accept.
It'll just take a little push.
Are you saying we should kill her?
Àlex, I know I screwed up.
Get lost, Fran!
Get lost! And take a taxi,
you're not fit to go back by bike.
Pow, pow.
Fran, It's Mom again. Please, call me.
- Did you find him?
- Don't worry, we'll find him.
Fucking bitch!
She's biting me!
But what did you do to him?
Get away, for fuck sake!
I always win.
David!
David!
What are you doing? We are at a funeral!
I know, but I feel happy.
- It's over! Can we
- No, it's not over yet.
We've still got the ceremony,
the reading of the will
Seriously? You too?
We are at a funeral. Please.
Stop, put the picture in its place.
And you
For once in your life,
could you listen to me?
Has anyone noticed
that we're at a funeral?
Àlex! Can you help me with this, please?
Excuse me!
Excuse me!
Excuse me!
- Is this the funeral of Eduardo Navarro?
- Yes, it is.
I came to show you the caskets.
Oh, the caskets, of course.
WELCOME TO THE FAMILY
As you can see, we have
a wide variety of caskets,
for the remains of your dear departed.
- Good.
- Different materials, colors and designs.
We have every casket that's on the market.
Alright.
- My condolences to you.
- Thanks, dear.
- Want to have a look?
- Yes.
Let's see: the Meseta model, the Cana,
Here, this one.
This one? A great choice.
- Is it?
- Yes.
Ten thousand euros for a casket?
It's one of the bests we have,
it's gold-plated.
- It is very classy.
- Thanks.
Yes Victòria, we cannot afford this.
Really? And what can we afford?
A crap casket?
Don't you have a cheaper one?
Yes, well, we also have caskets
for 100 euros,
- but
- I'm embarrassed, come on!
We also have biodegradable ones,
where our late beloved can be turned into
a plant: a thyme, a rosemary
- Yes, a Pothos. Come on, man, please.
- No, we don't work with Pothos.
Wait a minute, let me tell you one thing:
Eduardo, my husband, was a Catholic,
and, how shall I put it
Well, Catholics like gold, not plants.
- A decent and God-fearing man.
- We cannot afford the one you want.
We don't have the money.
But we will.
I told you that we cannot do it.
And I tell you that you cannot go
dressed like a man. End of story!
What does that have to do with anything?
Nothing, I know,
but I've been thinking and perhaps
now is the moment to tell you. No!
- Could you give us a minute, please?
- Yes.
- Yes, please.
- Thanks.
We are not arguing,
it's just that sometimes these
- Of course
- It's a figure of speech.
- Victòria, please.
- Yes.
- Guests will arrive soon.
- Yes.
We have to
hold the funeral and read the will.
Then, we can finally go back to our lives,
and this'll all be over.
Can we make it easy?
Easy, yes, but not cheap, Àngela.
Let's see, it is also true
the real Eduardo is buried in the garden.
Yes, that's true. Yes.
Well, since we've been so generous
by burying Eduardo in the garden
Alright, I give in!
We'll buy him a poor man's casket.
Well, Victòria, it's true that
we must make it
look like my father's ashes are in there.
And it's true that to make it convincing
we must buy a casket that is
- beautiful.
- Worthy of him.
- Yes, but not for ten thousand euros!
- No.
- A nice one, but not very expensive.
- Alright,
but neither are we buying him a, well
a shoe box, a sunflower-seed carton
- No.
- You see?
- Come, let's choose one together.
- Come on.
This one. The Fenice.
I don't like it. I don't like it at all.
- Why?
- Well, no!
- "Verneda" sounds like a TV presenter.
- I want it in silver.
One of the oval ones,
with my father's name and the dates on it.
- I'll make sure it's okay when it arrives.
- Alright, you'll have it soon.
Have you already chosen it?
We haven't seen one yet.
But we're picking one out between us.
The deal is, I'm paying so I'm choosing.
- When will the notary read the will?
- Now.
- He's coming to the funeral.
- Good.
After reading the will
you're all to get going.
Enjoy the last hours in the house.
Jeez, he's even nastier than your father!
He's an asshole.
You aren't doing it right,
you have to do it from the outside.
- Do you want to do it yourself, smartass?
- No. Stop it.
Hello!
- Hey.
- My love!
- What's up?
- I'm good,
- and you?
- Good.
Yes?
- You look very handsome.
- Oh, thanks.
It's too early for the guests to arrive.
But I'm already part of the family, right?
You already know, Àlex.
The this is my
I'm Nando, his uncle.
Yes, this is my brother.
- Yes, David.
- Yes.
We've already met,
he's very nice.
Yeah?
He looks like you.
It's a joke, I see you're black.
At least she's in a good mood,
because to be with Fran
You need a sense of humor
to wear such a dress to a funeral.
No, she's joking,
you look great in this dress.
No
Maybe she's right, I don't know,
I don't like to wear black
- I screwed up, didn't I?
- You didn't, Paula.
Really, you're perfect. Huh, Àlex?
Àlex!
Perfect for a children's party,
not for a funeral, right?
- Àlex, please.
- What?
I'm just saying
what we're all thinking, right?
Jeez, man, the state of us!
I'll go check on her.
Holy fuck!
What's wrong with you?
Why did you say that to Paula?
She's devastated.
Oh, what a drama!
It's not my fault
your girlfriend is so sensitive, okay?
Why are you so rude?
With me, it's okay, but with her?
Now I'm rude with you.
Yes, you are rude with everybody, Àlex.
I'm not saying that I'm special.
Because you are not!
Get out of my room!
- What's wrong with you?
- Nothing, you're a pain!
There's something wrong, look at you.
- Do you want to know what's wrong?
- Yes.
Look, I don't want to see you
or even think about you anymore, idiot!
Think of me?
What do you think of me
I like you! Okay?
What? That you like me?
Yes, I like you!
Are you deaf or what's wrong, man?
But you always say
that I'm a fucking weirdo.
Because you are, but they're not mutually
exclusive, get it?
And Since when do you like me?
I don't know.
Because one just knows
these things, right?
- I don't know.
- Well, think, Àlex.
Well, what about you?
- What?
- When did you start liking me?
Huh? Tell me.
Who told you that I like you?
When you made me fucking dinner
under the stars and it was beautiful.
No I don't know which dinner
you're talking about.
Aw, fuck.
Fran?
No
Is everything alright?
Yes, I'm coming down.
Are you leaving?
I
- Are you coming down or what?
- I'm coming.
Really?
My girlfriend is calling me.
What?
And how is Fran's girlfriend?
Well, like
weird.
- Yes?
- Yes, she's very
expressive?
Is that a good thing?
If Fran likes it, sure.
I don't want him to suffer.
If it doesn't hurt,
- it's not love.
- No
Listen to this:
Do you think Marcos knows
that his father left everything to him?
Definitely.
Surely they talked about it.
I
I don't know
I've got a bad feeling.
Why?
What can go wrong?
- It's us Everything can go wrong.
- Yeah?
Yes.
Yes.
- No.
- Yes.
Jeez!
Could you stop a little bit?
We're at a fucking funeral.
Yes, you're right, sweetheart.
No, man, it's a joke.
And the funeral is a real thing.
I mean, people are coming in.
And who's seeing them in?
Raül Dorado, "the Best Lawyer".
Please, welcome, good morning.
Have a good day! Raül Dorado,
"the Best Lawyer".
Make yourself comfortable.
Raül Dorado. Do you want to take a card?
Think of a number from one to ten.
- Thank you very much, welcome.
- Can we talk for a moment, please?
Yes, of course.
What are you doing here?
Helping you. By the way,
And her condolences.
And I really appreciate it.
Do you?
But
it's better the notary doesn't see you.
Let alone my brother. Do you understand?
Yes, perfect.
- You got it?
- Perfectly.
- Do you?
- Magic goes by only one name,
and that's Victòria Argenter.
Raül, today I cannot.
Today I have to mourn my husband.
That's true. But you and I
have to talk about one little thing.
Can't it wait?
I guess so, yeah.
Tomorrow will be a new day.
A day for the living.
Today's protagonists are the dead.
Victòria, you turn me on.
Sorry for your loss, Victòria.
I feel it as if my own husband had died.
Well
Yes, but you know what?
It was my husband, darling.
And I miss him so much.
Eduardo
I loved you,
I love you and I will love you.
Thank you, everyone, for coming.
Thanks.
This woman is such an actress.
Listen. Do you want us to go on
with our investigation?
Shall we go to the bedroom?
Poor Eduardo.
Àlex has professed her love!
To whom?
There're only old men here.
To me!
- No
- Yes!
How did it happen? What did she say?
Well We kissed each other,
but such a kiss!
No. David, stop it, jeez!
You little fuck! What's your problem, man?
Paula?
Wh Paula
I'm dating Paula, man.
And Paula is great, isn't she?
- She's smart, pretty.
- Yes.
- A good person.
- A good person, yes.
- It's the first thing that came to mind.
- But, Àlex
she's the one.
- She's the one, yes.
- No, I mean
Do you get my point? Àlex is the one.
Well, if she's not fooling us,
she's the one, right?
She's the one.
Thanks, David, that's a great help. A lot.
- But, but I didn't do anything.
- Yes, you did.
You little fuck!
The notary.
- Well, here I go. Yes.
- Come on.
Good morning, I'm the notary.
What's going on? What are you laughing at?
What? Do you think it's funny?
That our Dad is dead? What?
- No, of course not.
- No?
Well, after this little contretemps,
look, here is the notary.
We will read the will after the ceremony.
Yes. Her dad already told me about her.
When was that?
Two days ago.
No, wait a moment
You saw my dad two days ago?
It's a shame what happened to him.
He looked full of life.
Really full of life, in fact.
What did my father talk about?
Of the inheritance, of course.
He came with his lawyer.
No.
That's impossible. His lawyer is a friend
of mine, and he's abroad right now.
Did you know anything about it?
Me?
Do you think he told me
all about his affairs?
But surely Since you were in Boston,
he got a different lawyer.
Lately, he did some strange things.
Aha. And you talked about the inheritance?
Yes, but we can talk about it later.
- Fran
- Yes.
Would it turn you on to do it
at your grandfather's funeral?
No. It's just that
You miss him.
That's normal, it's your grandfather.
I understand completely.
- Yes
- It's a pity that he met such an end.
I would have liked to do his makeup,
he had good skin.
Yes. No.
- Of course, I would not have charged you.
- Paula
Are you ok?
No.
You look so beautiful, E.T!
You are nervous!
It's alright, Fran. I'm here with you.
- I want to be with you to the end!
- Yes?
- Forever?
- Forever, love.
Not forever.
It's normal that at a burial
you think of life and death,
- and that time is ephemeral, but
- Yes
We can be together for as long as we want.
Live every day as if it was the last.
- Live every moment, carpe diem.
- Yes.
- That's my motto!
- Good motto.
Another motto of mine is,
"Don't count your chickens until"
Paula, jeez! Please
Sorry, Paula, please. May I speak
please?
Yes.
Of course.
My love.
Okay. Yes.
It's just that
I don't know how to say it.
We haven't known each other long.
Are you leaving me?
- What?
- You're leaving me
at your grandfather's funeral?
- Well it's mine, not yours, right?
- Yes.
But why? Is it because of the dress?
No. The dress is fine.
So?
- I'm so sorry.
- Yes
Let it out.
Good. Thanks.
- Who's that?
- No idea.
- Guys, we're in trouble.
- What's the matter?
- Leo is there.
- I'm sorry?
What is he doing here?
He's talking to everyone
as if he was part of the family.
If he does Eduardo again, I'll kill him.
Why is he talking to the notary?
I'll kill him.
Hello, my lovelies!
Careful!
Want to tell me what you're doing here?
What am I doing?
The man I played has died, my inspiration,
my light, my guide.
I had to say goodbye to him.
Don't you understand
that the notary cannot see you?
Because of you, all we've done
and achieved, is going down the drain!
Are you kidding? He didn't recognize me.
How didn't he recognize you? Is he daft?
- Hey.
- I said no, silly!
- And I'm a professional.
- Come on.
- Leo, calm down.
- No!
I'm sick of you questioning me.
You know,
I haven't been able to sleep, because
I don't know if I should say it, but
Since Miquel didn't see me as Eduardo,
I have
this anguish within me for having failed
to portray the character well, and
I needed to get over it
to be myself again.
I can't believe it.
Why do we get all the nutcases?
- What did you call me?
- She didn't say anything.
Say it to my face, trickster!
What did he call me? Trickster?
Look! I'll tell you one thing:
I'm seeing red here.
- I warned you, Leo!
- Well, welcome to my world.
Could you both calm down a bit, please?
He may be right, he didn't recognize him.
Of course.
The guy is talking on the phone,
he seems nervous.
With whom?
He didn't recognize me
I cannot talk, I'm at a funeral
Look, Leo, it's very important,
do you understand?
What did you both talk about?
Of course, as if I had something
to say to you.
Well.
We know it, Leo.
We know it, we agree and it's true.
You are the best actor in the world.
Isn't he?
Yes. The best actor in the fucking world.
So, tell me.
Oh, you see, I will say it to you
because you are the coolest,
because there's someone here who will not
be on the guest-list for my birthday.
Come on
Well look,
I got in and went to the table
- Yes.
- Good. Go on!
- And we looked at each other.
And I asked him:
"Does this have gluten?"
Because, my character is a celiac.
I cannot believe this,
just kill me right now!
Wait a sec. And what did he say?
"I don't know what's up with gluten."
Hold it.
"I don't know what's up with gluten."
Nice, that's good. I mean, by:
"I don't know what's up with gluten."
I mean, "I don't know this man."
And what did you say?
"Well, I can see that, look at yourself",
because, of course,
my character is direct and plain of speech
regardless of whom it hurts
We better leave before
the notary calls the police.
- Seriously, do you still doubt me?
- Of course!
One moment, Àngela.
We still don't know anything.
We don't know for sure whether
he recognized him or not.
Seriously?
- Yes.
- Just stay calm, we've got a visitor.
Jeez! What now?
Well, just a moment. Easy.
Let's see what he wants, okay? Come on.
Leo, stay here and don't move.
Not for anything in the world,
- okay?
- Don't worry.
Thanks, dude.
Sara, who was that man?
From the funeral home.
He brought our grandfather's remains.
Luckily.
This is my dad.
His ring. It didn't burn.
Victòria cannot see this.
No, she can't see that.
She'll know this is Eduardo, got it?
- Shall we hide it in the kitchen?
- Yes, good idea.
And put the ashes
in the new casket we bought, okay?
- Okay. Cool, let's go.
- Come on. Nando
- Don't worry, okay?
- Yes.
Make Leo go and don't let anyone see him.
I'll talk to the notary.
Hope everything is alright.
May I know where has the priest gone?
- Calm down.
- Yes. Calm down.
What's this?
Nothing.
Personal effects of the guy
we threw over the cliff.
- Right, little Sara?
- Yes.
It seems that he had an ugly
watch that didn't burn.
- Very ugly.
- Alright.
Did they believe it was Eduardo's?
That's what it looks like.
Yes.
Good.
Alright, how do we put it on without
giving the game away?
With a spoon, maybe?
Yes, as if it was sugar.
- Come one, let me do it.
- Yes? Come on.
How sad to end up like this,
in a cheap pot.
You know what? It will not happen to me,
because I'm immortal.
Well, you never know.
One day you're a famous writer
and the next day you no longer exist.
That's correct. You no longer exist.
Like Mom and Nando, one day
they're in-laws, the next, a couple.
Exactly. I mean It's really crazy
- No
- Yes I knew it, they are together!
Yes!
How could you not tell me anything?
Do you know how much I wanted that?
I see. They told me not to say it,
and I cannot, I promised them.
You cannot say anything,
you know how Fran is. He cannot know.
- Okay, I won't say a word.
- Okay?
Lucky I'm black, because
Hey, have you seen Àlex?
I have no fucking idea.
- What's that?
- Nothing.
Nothing? What
Is that Eduardo?
David, that's not funny,
we have to throw this away
It's amazing how these people eat
They even went without breakfast
so as to stuff themselves here.
- No, at
- No
No, these aren't great.
Easy, you brats!
Have you tried smoked salmon?
No!
I was saying it had a burnt smell.
Yes. Caprice des Dieux.
Look, nothing to see here.
Most of our grandfather is on David.
Sara, don't say that, jeez!
I have no time for this.
I need to talk to Àlex.
- Yes, thanks for coming. Bye.
- Thank you. Bye.
CAN I SEE YOU? IN EDUARDO'S OFFICE?
What's up? Are you having fun?
Well, it's a funeral.
Yes, well, of course,
it's just that he doesn't know anyone.
- No, I don't know anyone.
- No.
But I've seen someone who looks familiar.
Have you?
To me, people always look
familiar and I know nothing about them!
Isn't that
No, it isn't. You see?
It also happens to me, it's just that
Excuse me.
Can you tell me where the priest is?
No idea.
I'd like to know,
he should be here by now.
Jeez, I want all this to be over.
Yes, me too. You have no idea.
- Want some?
- No, I don't smoke.
Don't you? You don't smoke?
No, I stopped
when I left.
- Oh, how curious.
- Yeah.
I started when you left.
Yes?
Well, I
I quit when I got pregnant and
Wait.
Wait. You think we're sharing an intimate
moment between siblings, do you?
Because we're not. That's not true.
I don't care about your six pregnancies
It was only two
Or how screwed up your life is,
got it?
I don't want to know anything.
No, wait, I do.
Where is the priest?
Why don't you do something
useful and call him?
- Àngela.
- I can't
I can't stand him, just can't deal.
Well, then get ready. We have a problem.
- What's the matter?
- Leo
- What?
- He's not at the gym.
- How come?
- No, I don't know. Maybe he left.
Oh, I can't believe it, no.
What if we go inside?
Good.
Okay, then let's go.
Look, that's the man I know.
Who?
Hello, motherfucker.
Excuse me?
Yes, before, when we were talking,
I thought: "Is it him or not?"
Yes, it's you, couldn't be any other.
Champion, you're a champion.
But, do we know each other?
"Do we know each other?"
Well, of course, you know me,
champ!
Come on, don't make me say
where we met, you already know.
- Soccer?
- Soccer!
Soccer, yes!
We met at soccer. Believe it or not,
he's a wizard with the ball.
Wizard I do my thing, but
You call it your thing,
but I call it pure virtuosity.
Oh, thank God, the priest.
Good, great, then let's start.
Yes.
Come, let's go, Ivan.
Ivan? I'm not Ivan.
Ivan, no.
Who said Ivan?
No, I said Soliman,
Soliman, "The Magnificent".
As we all call you at soccer.
- The Magnificent?
- The Magnificent.
- Really?
- Yes
Holy shit, The Magnificent.
Come on.
I could kill him.
Hey.
What are you doing here? Get out, David.
What are you saying?
I have to change, clean this up.
Àlex is about to arrive.
Àlex?
So, you left Paula.
Yes.
Well done!
Hey,
but don't forget the master,
who helped you conquer Àlex!
In the end, it was pretty much her doing.
Really? All hers?
I gave you good advice
about the ladies, didn't I?
Well, no not that good.
If Àlex is free,
it's because I convinced you
to send her the photos
Didn't I? And that's why she's free
and you can fuck her.
You're welcome.
What?
Did you do that?
I'm late. Bye, all.
Yes, get out of here, David!
Yes, absolutely.
But how could you do something like that?
You know? I thought you were different!
I'm so stupid, and this is what I get!
Wait, I didn't want to.
I thought about it
and then I did it, yes, but
I seriously regret it.
In fact, I felt so bad
You helped him to do what?
I mean I can't believe it.
Àlex, I'm sorry.
Look, I made a mistake, understand?
I fucked up, you're right, but
But now I've gone and left Paula.
And
what do you want me to do?
Thank you for it?
No, I just want you to
to give me the chance
to show you that I'm not like this.
Right now, I don't know who you are.
The person I thought you were,
now I know you're not.
- Àlex
- Don't touch me.
Àlex, I don't think it's fair. I mean
I did all this because I care about you.
Yeah,
surely, Fran. You did it for me
and not for yourself. Definitely.
Well, yes. I felt bad because you were
with someone who cheated you,
because I think you deserve much more.
- Yes.
- Yes.
Yes.
I deserve much more.
Yes.
And for that reason,
you and I cannot be together.
You are the first to cheat.
"In the name of the Father,
and of the Son,
and of the Holy Spirit. Amen.
The Lord is my shepherd.
I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie in green pastures,
he leadeth me to still waters, and"
What's that word? My glasses.
Not those ones!
Forget it.
We gather here today
to bid farewell
- Eduardo Navarro Gil.
- Yes.
Eduardo was a good person.
A good person, a good one.
He was a noble and humble person
who did well by his friends
He always wanted to help others.
Who is he talking about?
I think I speak on behalf of everyone
when I say that we will miss him.
If anyone wants to say something
Maybe his wife?
No. I am too distressed, I can't.
I can't, son.
- I do.
- Adela
Adela!
Excuse me.
Hello.
Hello everybody.
Thanks for coming.
I'm Adela, his neighbor,
or, as I like to think,
his soulmate, yes.
Well, I wanted to say
a little something about Eduardo.
What we have lived
can never be lost,
and everything we love deeply
becomes a part of us.
Good bye, Eduardo.
Thanks.
Look,
I was feeling a bit shook,
but I'm better now.
As you all know, Eduardo was my husband.
Many people wondered why he was with me.
It's true,
Eduardo was an upright man,
an intelligent man,
and look, I did what I could, okay?
But Eduardo wasn't perfect,
because look at him now, he's dead,
as we'll all be one day.
Today, Eduardo has taught us
that we are all imperfect.
That is, we're all equals.
I know that the emptiness in my heart
can never be filled by anyone else.
But I would also like to thank Eduardo
because he has left me
with a wonderful family.
Eduardo
goodbye, my love,
and thanks.
Thanks forever and ever.
Thank you very much.
Sorry. Before, I forgot something,
a small gesture for Eduardo.
I wanted to sing a song.
A farewell song.
You can sing along if you like, or not.
Do as you please.
If you don't feel like it, don't.
Come on.
One, two, three
It's time for farewells
And we have to say goodbye
Come on, you know this one.
And take each other by the hand,
even if you don't like each other.
Brothers, give me your hands
As a token of love, as a token of peace
It is not the last goodbye
It's just for now
We will form a circle again
And may it be wider then.
- Thank you. You're very cute.
- I'm sorry.
- Well. Oh, yes, the reminder. Come on.
- Thanks.
It looks like dry sausage from Vic.
That's a reminder, but now
that I think about it, you don't need it,
since you have Eduardo in your heart
Go, get a move on, now!
Go.
We can't leave it like this,
can't you see?
It was this woman. You know it, I know it.
Pere, please.
Could you stop thinking
about yourself and comfort me a bit?
Adela.
Come on, leave it, I'll do it.
You must go to the notary, Àngela.
Oh, yes, the notary.
Oh, I cannot believe this is over.
We actually did it.
Yes.
The children will need
therapy forever, but yes.
We did it.
Now we'll get the apartment back.
Oh, yes, the apartment.
Right?
And what else? The bed
Everything that belongs to us.
Fran.
Fran!
- Fran!
- Hey!
We're waiting for you, Àngela.
You always have to make a fuss, don't you?
Calm down.
You go with him, okay?
I'll take care of Fran.
- I'll talk to him. Okay?
- Alright. Yes.
- Go now.
- Good.
Fran.
Fran, can we talk?
What do you want to talk about?
My uncle and my mother being together?
Is that what you want to talk about?
Can we go somewhere else?
My uncle and my mother are it's like
And what am I supposed to call you?
- Come on, please.
- "Uncle"? "Dad"?
Or a mix,
"Duncle", doesn't sound good.
See?
That's why we didn't want you to know.
I'd make you a scene, right?
- Because I'm crazy.
- Can we calm down?
No, because I'm crazy, Nando.
Well, do you know what I'm not?
A fucking liar, like you!
You're a fucking liar!
You told me that my father would return.
You told me, you promised me.
Because I thought he would.
Fran. I just couldn't believe
he wouldn't want to come back.
I couldn't live without you all.
I see, that's why you stayed
to fuck my mom.
And you, what are you looking at?
- Don't shout.
- Don't touch me!
Sorry, he's a bit nervous.
I'm not nervous, I know a lot
All of you have eaten Eduardo.
I know very well what I'm saying.
Well, then let's begin.
"With the agreement of the notary,
Mr. Joan Torras"
Oh, look, his name is Joan.
Go on, it's
"With office in Barcelona,
license number 7834,
we hereby proceed to read the will
and last testament of Mr. Eduardo Navarro.
I, Eduardo Navarro Gil,
in full possession of my mental faculties,
and sufficient legal capacity,
I hereby state my will to leave
all my property and belongings,
including the family house
to my dear wife, Victòria Argenter."
- What?
- But what is all this?
- What?
- I'm sorry, but that's what it says.
But what did you do, Victòria?
You manipulated my father, for sure!
Listen, what's happening?
Come on, don't scare me!
What's up?
You're getting everything!
That's what's up!
Did he leave everything to me?
Don't play the fool, Victòria!
Listen, I swear on my mother's life
that I cannot do it any other way.
- That's incredible. But this isn't over.
- Of course not!
You knew that he wanted
to leave it all to me.
- Yes.
- I see you. Did you manipulate him?
You made him change the will. Didn't you?
This isn't over.
Christ, I'll find out Victòria
Listen, Marcos.
What does this mean?
Please, I didn't know anything!
Àngela!
Àngela, come on.
Man, there's been some kind
of a mix-up here. Àngela, let's talk!
Listen,
are you sure you read it right, Mr. Joan?
No
It was you!
Love of my life, what are you doing?
I want to hit you but
I don't want to hurt myself.
It was you.
- Yes.
- And you say it all so calmly, don't you?
The nerve of you!
This wasn't the plan! We had to split
everything between us, for God's sake.
Àngela will think that I deceived
her or something, please.
Now, why do I say "something",
if I've never said that before in my life?
See what you're doing to me?
Victòria
It's my wedding gift.
But, my little springtime flower,
the gift is not money,
but power.
Power?
Listen to me: a good magician
always has to be one step ahead.
Look, I'll tell you something, Raül.
No magic now.
- I'm sick of magic.
- Listen to me.
It's a figure of speech,
I just mean now you have the power.
You can do whatever you want.
You want to share the money, do it.
You want everything,
keep it.
You're the best of them all,
you'll do what is right.
- You're a goddamn moron.
- Victòria
Well, listen, we have to do it
this way and no more about it.
We have to give her share to Àngela.
- Good.
- That girl has treated me very well.
- She did what I wanted. All right.
- Momma, wait.
What?
Where's Fran? No?
Have you seen Àlex?
- Where's Fran? Is he okay?
- No.
- We must find Àlex before
- Good Lord.
Okay, too late.
How could you?
How could I what?
Àlex told me that Fran told her
that you cremated Eduardo?
You idiot, are you crazy or what?
But why did you tell her, are you nuts?
And why didn't you
tell me about these two?
That's a different story, idiot.
- Don't insult him!
- Will you both stop?
- You shut up, Nando.
- Don't talk to him like that.
- Alright, stop!
- You promised me!
- You all promised me.
- Victòria, we had no choice!
There's always a choice, Àngela.
My only choice
has always been to protect my family.
Really?
And mine isn't, right?
Your family? So your father wasn't either?
Very well, it's clear to me.
How awful!
Sweetheart,
now what will the angels do?
What will they find
when they come to pick up his soul?
Are you serious, Victòria?
That's what worries you most? The angels?
- Hey!
- Well, yes.
Quiet!
I didn't want to have him cremated!
You knew it, and I trusted you!
- You want to talk about trust, you and I?
- Yes.
You and your boyfriend,
you played it perfectly.
You got everything. They got everything.
- What?
- What are you thinking?
That I knew about it?
No, darling, I'm not like you.
- I didn't know anything, okay?
- It's true.
She didn't know anything.
But why did you do it?
I told you the first day that I was
"the Best Lawyer".
What a champ!
- No, sweetheart, no flowers now.
- Good.
I didn't know anything about it.
I wanted to share everything, with you.
Here
Now I don't know what to say.
It's clear that you're
a much better person than I am.
- Thanks.
- No, but you didn't understand me.
I wanted to share everything, with you.
As you said, we're not family, are we?
You take care of your family,
and I will mine.
You're not leaving us anything?
No! You did it to yourself.
And now, leave this house. I want you out!
- But Victòria, where do you want us to go?
- I don't know, woman, that's your affair.
Come on, now!
- Good.
- Very good.
Well, wait a moment.
Did you see what she did to me?
Just like that.
That's it. It's alright.
Let them paddle their own canoe.
That's it, it's over.
I was looking forward to going, so I was.
Raül!
- Good morning, kids.
- Good morning, Mom.
Think of it as a school camp.
Can we be positive and have breakfast
as if we were a normal family?
This family has nothing normal about it.
This wasn't written by my father.
Are you asking me to betray my?
- Victòria?
- What do you want?
- Your brother is investigating us.
- Victòria!
Marcos is very dangerous.
He is capable of anything.
I already know that you and Àlex have
No. Which Àlex?
I want this house, Victòria.
This house, sweetheart, is not for sale.
Don't play with me!
I will not leave!
You and Raül were the ones who cheated us!
Psychopath!
If I make her sell the house, will you
help me get back my old apartment?
200000 euros.
We will convince her to accept.
It'll just take a little push.
Are you saying we should kill her?
Àlex, I know I screwed up.
Get lost, Fran!
Get lost! And take a taxi,
you're not fit to go back by bike.
Pow, pow.
Fran, It's Mom again. Please, call me.
- Did you find him?
- Don't worry, we'll find him.
Fucking bitch!
She's biting me!
But what did you do to him?
Get away, for fuck sake!
I always win.