Bunnicula (2016) s01e12 Episode Script
Curse of the Weredude
1
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(HISSING)
(GIGGLES)
(GIGGLES)
MINA: The amazing
Mister Chester.
(PLAYING DRUMS)
-(CHESTER SCREECHING)
-(MINA GRUNTS)
MINA: (MUFFLED)
Hmm What should I
eat for today?
I'm thirsty.
(GRUNTS) Now, I'm hungry.
Oh. Sorry, Chester. (CHUCKLES)
MINA: There you are.
Good as new.
Aw, look at you, Chester.
You're like a fancy
little dude.
Who's my little man?
"I am. I'm your little man."
Ha-ha. (KISSES)
Now, don't you try to run off
and have a night on the town,
my handsome man.
(SNORTING)
(LAUGHING)
(TAUNTING)
Yeah, Chester.
You look funny.
Funny? (SCOFFS)
I look handsome.
I kinda like dressing
like a human.
I like it a lot.
Wouldn't it be funny
if you were actually a human?
Then you'd have to wear
dumb clothes all the time.
-Or you'd be naked!
-(GASPS)
You're right! What if
I actually became human?
I could do all kinds
of human things, like, uh
CHESTER: Drive a car.
BOTH: Yeah.
CHESTER: Or have
a conversation with Mina.
BOTH: Yeah.
-I could climb
the highest mountain!
-BOTH: Yeah.
Where I'd find
the mystical sword, Macrameus,
which would grant me the power
to fight Braith Waferman,
leader of a race of zombie
cheese elementals,
sworn to destroy Paul Jenkins,
a were-baby gifted
with the ability to converse
with unicorns.
-Yeah, I mean,
that's on my bucket list.
-(BUNNICULA AGREEING)
Never mind, fellas.
Unless there was
some magical way
to transform cats into humans,
there's no way
that could ever happen.
Ever. (SIGHS)
I'll be in the other room,
writing about this
in my dream journal. (SIGHS)
Hmm
A-ha!
(CHUCKLING MISCHIEVOUSLY)
Oh, boy!
You're gonna do
something crazy, aren't you?
(BOTH CACKLING)
(FLOORBOARD CREAKING)
Hmm?
(MUFFLED FOOTSTEPS)
(GASPS)
Uh Hello?
Hi.
-(SCREAMS)
-Oh, right.
-(GROWLS)
-(SCREAMS IN FRIGHT)
(CHOMPING)
-Ah! Get off!
-(BLOWS RASPBERRIES)
You nibbled my arm?
(EXCLAIMS IN FRIGHT)
Bunnicula! Help!
(BUNNICULA SCREAMING)
(LAUGHS)
-(MUMBLES) Patches!
-Hi.
I'm Patches. I'm a Weredude.
A Weredude?
You got to be kidding me.
-What is he doing here?
-Dude, I'm here to help.
You understand me?
Yeah, man, I'm a cat.
Just like you.
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Is that so?
Bunnicula, call the police.
You don't believe me?
Check out this flashback.
Going to the past.
Going to the past.
Going to the past.
Hi. I'm Patches.
I'm a Weredude.
Back to the present.
Back to the present.
Back to the present.
See, I'm a Weredude.
-(TALKING GIBBERISH)
-And thanks to Bunnicula,
I nibbled your arm,
-and passed the curse
on to you.
-What?
So, that means,
I'll turn into a human, too?
This is awesome. Ooh!
Ow. Suddenly,
I don't feel so good.
CHESTER: What's going on?
Uh Ah!
(GROANING)
(SCREAMING)
(STRAINING)
-CHESTER: (SCREAMS)
What's happening to me?
-(WHISTLING)
Hey Chester,
did you get a new haircut?
It It worked. It worked!
(LAUGHS) I'm a dude.
A real, live dude.
Thank you, Bunnicula!
Thank you, Patches!
Chester, there is one rule
to being a Weredude.
If you don't change back
into a cat by sunrise,
you'll be stuck as a human,
forever. Forever.
-Forever. Forever
-(LAUGHING) Wait.
-What did you say?
-What? I don't know.
Huh?
Why are we still
standing around?
-Let's go have some human fun.
-You betcha!
-Uh, but
We should get Mina.
-Your owner? Pssh! Nah.
She's probably asleep,
this will be like
a sneak preview.
What do you say,
Weredude buddy?
Yeah, this will be
the best night ever.
-Uh
-What's the matter, Bunnic?
Chester is human.
What could possibly go wrong?
(EXCLAIMS IN FEAR)
CHESTER: Sit! Beg! Play dead!
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
Yeah! Yeah!
Huh?
Woo-hoo!
-(CAR REVVING)
-(LAUGHING)
-(CAR REVVING)
-(LAUGHING)
(ENGINES ROARING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Look, Bunnicula!
Chester is back.
That was great, Patches.
But it's time I get back
to my owner.
Can't wait to hear what
it's like to wear clothes
all the time.
Humans are so weird.
Boy, after a night like this,
Mina will be a sight
for sore
-eyes!
-Stranger danger!
-Oh, your eyes
are gonna be sore, dude.
-Wait!
You can understand me?
Yeah. And it looks like
robbing this house
isn't going to
pan out for you.
Oh, this is fantastic. Ha!
I never thought I'd be able
to communicate
Ow!
Ah, I can come back later.
(PANTING)
Patches, you've got
to help me.
How do I turn back into a cat?
I need to see my owner again.
Yeah, sorry, dude
I can't help you.
That's why it's called
a curse.
See that family over there?
PATCHES: Those were my owners.
See how happy they are?
Watch what happens
when I try to join 'em
-(CRASHING)
-(WOMAN SCREAMING)
-WOMAN: A transient!
-Meow!
Lick, lick, lick. Mmm
This soup is purr-fect.
(SIRENS WAILING)
See, Chester,
you can't go back.
There's a reason
it's called a curse.
No one will pet
or feed you again.
Trust me.
You'll want to stay a human.
The video games are awesome.
But I'm not good
at video games.
Oh! What will I do?
(PANTING) Bunnicula!
I've changed my mind.
I want to be a cat again.
Please! You've got to help me!
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
What do you mean
you don't know how?
You got me into this!
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
Yeah, Chester.
All he was doing was trying
to make your wish come true.
No!
My cat lives are over!
All nine of them!
Ugh. Well, I guess
I'm stuck as a human now.
I'll need a job,
a gym membership
that I'll never use.
-A car
-(CAR SCREECHES)
Here you go, my good man.
And if I see scratches,
no tip for you. (LAUGHS)
Goodbye, guys.
(CHESTER SNIFFLING)
(SOBBING)Goodbye forever.
Wait a minute, our house
doesn't have a valet.
Wait a minute,
I don't know how to drive.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(CHESTER SCREAMING)
(LAUGHS)
Classic Chester.
(MUMBLING) Patches.
-(TALKING GIBBERISH)
-Yeah, Chester drove off.
He said there is no cure
for being a Weredude.
There is no cure
for being a Weredude.
No, wait. There is.
But I'll need to get
to Chester before sunrise,
or he'll be stuck
in human form,
forever, forever, forever.
Look, Bunnicula!
The big glowing thing
is rising.
(GASPS)
-(STRUGGLING)
-Whoa, man. I can fly.
Choo!
(LAUGHING)
(CHUCKLING AND STRAINING)
(LAUGHING)
Ooh! Flight.
Look, Bunnicula. There he is!
Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh!
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Oh, my gosh!
Huh?
On the count of three,
throw me into
the passenger window.
-What?
-One
(CHESTER SCREAMING)
(EXCLAIMS)
-(SCREAMING)
-Two
-Patches?
-Oh, hey, Chester.
What are you doing here?
There's something
I wanted to tell you.
You do know
we're in a runaway car, right?
POLICE OFFICER 1:
If Santa Claus
was here right now,
I'd ask him to send me
a good old-fashioned
car chase.
POLICE OFFICER 2: Mmm-hmm.
(CAR ENGINE ROARING)
BOTH: (EXCLAIM)
Thank you, Santa!
(SIRENS WAILING)
Listen, Chester,
there is a cure
to being a Weredude.
What? But you bit me.
Nah, I just nibbled your arm.
It wasn't a full bite.
I just didn't want
to say anything
because I was having
such a good time.
Thanks for being
my Werdude buddy.
-Buddy.
-Aw.
That's what friends are for
(SCREAMS)
Whee!
(TIRES SQUEALING)
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
(GASPS)
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
Oh, right. The curse.
Now to change back to a cat,
I must recite the spell.
-Okay.
-(CLEARS THROAT)
I'm a kitty cat.
Pretty, pretty kitty cat.
Lick, lick, lick. Meow.
(BLOWS RASPBERRIES)
(ROOSTER CROWING)
POLICE OFFICER 1: Freeze!
BOTH: Put your hands
where we can see 'em!
ALL: Meow!
BOTH: Aw!
The little kitty
was driving the car.
And the kitty
brought his friends
for a little joy ride.
BOTH: Aw!
(ALL SIGHING IN RELIEF)
BOTH: You're still
under arrest!
(ALL GASP)
Boy, that is the second time
a cat has tried to steal
my car.
Chester!
I thought I told you
not to go out on the town
without me!
Bad kitty. Bad kitty.
Ah! It's good to be
a cat again.
(WATER SPRAYING)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(HISSING)
(GIGGLES)
(GIGGLES)
MINA: The amazing
Mister Chester.
(PLAYING DRUMS)
-(CHESTER SCREECHING)
-(MINA GRUNTS)
MINA: (MUFFLED)
Hmm What should I
eat for today?
I'm thirsty.
(GRUNTS) Now, I'm hungry.
Oh. Sorry, Chester. (CHUCKLES)
MINA: There you are.
Good as new.
Aw, look at you, Chester.
You're like a fancy
little dude.
Who's my little man?
"I am. I'm your little man."
Ha-ha. (KISSES)
Now, don't you try to run off
and have a night on the town,
my handsome man.
(SNORTING)
(LAUGHING)
(TAUNTING)
Yeah, Chester.
You look funny.
Funny? (SCOFFS)
I look handsome.
I kinda like dressing
like a human.
I like it a lot.
Wouldn't it be funny
if you were actually a human?
Then you'd have to wear
dumb clothes all the time.
-Or you'd be naked!
-(GASPS)
You're right! What if
I actually became human?
I could do all kinds
of human things, like, uh
CHESTER: Drive a car.
BOTH: Yeah.
CHESTER: Or have
a conversation with Mina.
BOTH: Yeah.
-I could climb
the highest mountain!
-BOTH: Yeah.
Where I'd find
the mystical sword, Macrameus,
which would grant me the power
to fight Braith Waferman,
leader of a race of zombie
cheese elementals,
sworn to destroy Paul Jenkins,
a were-baby gifted
with the ability to converse
with unicorns.
-Yeah, I mean,
that's on my bucket list.
-(BUNNICULA AGREEING)
Never mind, fellas.
Unless there was
some magical way
to transform cats into humans,
there's no way
that could ever happen.
Ever. (SIGHS)
I'll be in the other room,
writing about this
in my dream journal. (SIGHS)
Hmm
A-ha!
(CHUCKLING MISCHIEVOUSLY)
Oh, boy!
You're gonna do
something crazy, aren't you?
(BOTH CACKLING)
(FLOORBOARD CREAKING)
Hmm?
(MUFFLED FOOTSTEPS)
(GASPS)
Uh Hello?
Hi.
-(SCREAMS)
-Oh, right.
-(GROWLS)
-(SCREAMS IN FRIGHT)
(CHOMPING)
-Ah! Get off!
-(BLOWS RASPBERRIES)
You nibbled my arm?
(EXCLAIMS IN FRIGHT)
Bunnicula! Help!
(BUNNICULA SCREAMING)
(LAUGHS)
-(MUMBLES) Patches!
-Hi.
I'm Patches. I'm a Weredude.
A Weredude?
You got to be kidding me.
-What is he doing here?
-Dude, I'm here to help.
You understand me?
Yeah, man, I'm a cat.
Just like you.
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Is that so?
Bunnicula, call the police.
You don't believe me?
Check out this flashback.
Going to the past.
Going to the past.
Going to the past.
Hi. I'm Patches.
I'm a Weredude.
Back to the present.
Back to the present.
Back to the present.
See, I'm a Weredude.
-(TALKING GIBBERISH)
-And thanks to Bunnicula,
I nibbled your arm,
-and passed the curse
on to you.
-What?
So, that means,
I'll turn into a human, too?
This is awesome. Ooh!
Ow. Suddenly,
I don't feel so good.
CHESTER: What's going on?
Uh Ah!
(GROANING)
(SCREAMING)
(STRAINING)
-CHESTER: (SCREAMS)
What's happening to me?
-(WHISTLING)
Hey Chester,
did you get a new haircut?
It It worked. It worked!
(LAUGHS) I'm a dude.
A real, live dude.
Thank you, Bunnicula!
Thank you, Patches!
Chester, there is one rule
to being a Weredude.
If you don't change back
into a cat by sunrise,
you'll be stuck as a human,
forever. Forever.
-Forever. Forever
-(LAUGHING) Wait.
-What did you say?
-What? I don't know.
Huh?
Why are we still
standing around?
-Let's go have some human fun.
-You betcha!
-Uh, but
We should get Mina.
-Your owner? Pssh! Nah.
She's probably asleep,
this will be like
a sneak preview.
What do you say,
Weredude buddy?
Yeah, this will be
the best night ever.
-Uh
-What's the matter, Bunnic?
Chester is human.
What could possibly go wrong?
(EXCLAIMS IN FEAR)
CHESTER: Sit! Beg! Play dead!
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
Yeah! Yeah!
Huh?
Woo-hoo!
-(CAR REVVING)
-(LAUGHING)
-(CAR REVVING)
-(LAUGHING)
(ENGINES ROARING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Look, Bunnicula!
Chester is back.
That was great, Patches.
But it's time I get back
to my owner.
Can't wait to hear what
it's like to wear clothes
all the time.
Humans are so weird.
Boy, after a night like this,
Mina will be a sight
for sore
-eyes!
-Stranger danger!
-Oh, your eyes
are gonna be sore, dude.
-Wait!
You can understand me?
Yeah. And it looks like
robbing this house
isn't going to
pan out for you.
Oh, this is fantastic. Ha!
I never thought I'd be able
to communicate
Ow!
Ah, I can come back later.
(PANTING)
Patches, you've got
to help me.
How do I turn back into a cat?
I need to see my owner again.
Yeah, sorry, dude
I can't help you.
That's why it's called
a curse.
See that family over there?
PATCHES: Those were my owners.
See how happy they are?
Watch what happens
when I try to join 'em
-(CRASHING)
-(WOMAN SCREAMING)
-WOMAN: A transient!
-Meow!
Lick, lick, lick. Mmm
This soup is purr-fect.
(SIRENS WAILING)
See, Chester,
you can't go back.
There's a reason
it's called a curse.
No one will pet
or feed you again.
Trust me.
You'll want to stay a human.
The video games are awesome.
But I'm not good
at video games.
Oh! What will I do?
(PANTING) Bunnicula!
I've changed my mind.
I want to be a cat again.
Please! You've got to help me!
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
What do you mean
you don't know how?
You got me into this!
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
Yeah, Chester.
All he was doing was trying
to make your wish come true.
No!
My cat lives are over!
All nine of them!
Ugh. Well, I guess
I'm stuck as a human now.
I'll need a job,
a gym membership
that I'll never use.
-A car
-(CAR SCREECHES)
Here you go, my good man.
And if I see scratches,
no tip for you. (LAUGHS)
Goodbye, guys.
(CHESTER SNIFFLING)
(SOBBING)Goodbye forever.
Wait a minute, our house
doesn't have a valet.
Wait a minute,
I don't know how to drive.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(CHESTER SCREAMING)
(LAUGHS)
Classic Chester.
(MUMBLING) Patches.
-(TALKING GIBBERISH)
-Yeah, Chester drove off.
He said there is no cure
for being a Weredude.
There is no cure
for being a Weredude.
No, wait. There is.
But I'll need to get
to Chester before sunrise,
or he'll be stuck
in human form,
forever, forever, forever.
Look, Bunnicula!
The big glowing thing
is rising.
(GASPS)
-(STRUGGLING)
-Whoa, man. I can fly.
Choo!
(LAUGHING)
(CHUCKLING AND STRAINING)
(LAUGHING)
Ooh! Flight.
Look, Bunnicula. There he is!
Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh!
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Oh, my gosh!
Huh?
On the count of three,
throw me into
the passenger window.
-What?
-One
(CHESTER SCREAMING)
(EXCLAIMS)
-(SCREAMING)
-Two
-Patches?
-Oh, hey, Chester.
What are you doing here?
There's something
I wanted to tell you.
You do know
we're in a runaway car, right?
POLICE OFFICER 1:
If Santa Claus
was here right now,
I'd ask him to send me
a good old-fashioned
car chase.
POLICE OFFICER 2: Mmm-hmm.
(CAR ENGINE ROARING)
BOTH: (EXCLAIM)
Thank you, Santa!
(SIRENS WAILING)
Listen, Chester,
there is a cure
to being a Weredude.
What? But you bit me.
Nah, I just nibbled your arm.
It wasn't a full bite.
I just didn't want
to say anything
because I was having
such a good time.
Thanks for being
my Werdude buddy.
-Buddy.
-Aw.
That's what friends are for
(SCREAMS)
Whee!
(TIRES SQUEALING)
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
(GASPS)
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
Oh, right. The curse.
Now to change back to a cat,
I must recite the spell.
-Okay.
-(CLEARS THROAT)
I'm a kitty cat.
Pretty, pretty kitty cat.
Lick, lick, lick. Meow.
(BLOWS RASPBERRIES)
(ROOSTER CROWING)
POLICE OFFICER 1: Freeze!
BOTH: Put your hands
where we can see 'em!
ALL: Meow!
BOTH: Aw!
The little kitty
was driving the car.
And the kitty
brought his friends
for a little joy ride.
BOTH: Aw!
(ALL SIGHING IN RELIEF)
BOTH: You're still
under arrest!
(ALL GASP)
Boy, that is the second time
a cat has tried to steal
my car.
Chester!
I thought I told you
not to go out on the town
without me!
Bad kitty. Bad kitty.
Ah! It's good to be
a cat again.
(WATER SPRAYING)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)