Combatants Will Be Dispatched! (2021) s01e12 Episode Script

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L-Look at that!
So, what's the plan, Six?
We were going to hide in here,
but these ruins are unexpectedly fragile.
Yeah. We won't be able to stay here.
Want to try one of my curses?
If that's a magical creature,
curses will work on it.
Alice, try it on.
Oh, that fake occult crap?
Go for it.
Not that hypnosis is going
to work on an android!
Fine! I'll show you that
my power is the real deal!
Hey, Grimm, do something weak
in case you fail!
Oh great Lord Zenarith,
bring woe to this little girl!
Let the roof fall in on her!
Why do you always go down
before the battle starts?
Commander, I don't think these walls
will last much longer.
More and more of
the ceiling's coming down!
Don't give up!
If you don't give up, the path will open!
Listen, we're going home alive,
no matter what!
She's pretty attractive.
Should I just hand her over
in exchange for the rest of our lives?
Commander, should I try to negotiate?
I guess I'm the same kind
of creature as him.
And um, I might find out
where I came from!
Great! Okay, it can't
make things any worse!
Listen, Rose. We need him to
think of you as a companion
If Astaroth found I was letting a little
kid handle this for me, she'd kill me.
You stay here and watch out
for that useless Grimm.
We'll deal with him.
Are you really going to be okay?
Hey, apprentice combat agent!
You don't think Kisaragi
can do it, do you?
Kisaragi's tech is amazing!
That big, slow piece of junk
will be no match for us!
Wait! Since when am I
an apprentice combat agent?
I refused!
So, Alice. Got any brilliant ideas?
One, I guess.
But there are three risks.
First, we give up on
recovering that robot.
And are you willing to go
into negative evil points?
I thought I couldn't go
into negative points.
I asked that you not be allowed to go into
negative points except in an emergency.
Otherwise, you'd never stop.
I'm glad you know me so well!
But that thing in the desert
was an emergency, wasn't it?
Aren't you too tough on me?
If things really got bad,
I would've fixed it.
But you survived.
I believe in your survival specs.
Damn it. That's not a fair way to say it!
Fine! Tell me the last risk.
The last risk is that
you'll have to buy time.
You have to fight it alone.
Stalling is my specialty.
Everybody knows how tough Agent Six is.
I don't know what you'll
use those points for,
but take care of it.
You're my smart partner.
I've got nothing but doubts
about your brains and personality.
But I trust you when it comes to fighting.
You're my strong partner.
"Episode 12:
'Strong Partner and Smart Partner!'"
Hey, Alice, where are we going?
Don't we have to go help the Commander?
You're coming to help me instead!
We'll do it at
That room the robot was in
is nice and spacious.
I'll use heavy equipment to build it,
but I can't do it all myself.
Understand that the longer it takes,
the less likely Six is to survive!
Build it?
I'm getting tired of this.
You! Go inside and flush them out,
and I'll forgive you for letting them
get inside the ruins.
Understood, Russell!
We'll go get them now!
I'm tired of all your pounding, kid!
If you want to pound something,
do it in a love hotel!
Um, you, a normal human, don't think
you can fight me alone, right?
I don't know what's powering that thing,
but it's big enough that it
can't keep running forever!
I see.
You're trying to run out
my energy source, huh?
Sorry, but this thing runs off
the life energy of its pilot.
A chimera like me can
keep it going a long time!
Too bad!
So what? I'm used to long fights!
I can keep running for hours!
Fine! Just stand there and watch, then!
I'll smash your friends first!
Scared? You scared?
I'll crush you first after all!
Damn it! All he's got are little tricks!
Wh-What?!
Hey, you just called me a
"normal human," didn't you?
I quit being a human a long time ago!
Damn it!
You just don't stop!
I told you, I'm not running out of energy!
Wait
That's right
You keep talking about me
running out of energy,
but is that what you're really after?
You don't seem like the type
who'd sacrifice himself
to let his comrades escape.
Hey, where are you going?
Pay attention, or I'll slice you up!
The little girl's up to something,
isn't she?
I'll handle the tiny one later!
For now
Don't call me tiny!
Learn my name already!
I'm Combat Agent Six,
from the Kisaragi Corporation!
I may have never gotten
a promotion in my life,
but don't underestimate a veteran!
No way!
Aww, I guess that ancient weapon
isn't so special after all!
Hey, Russell of the Water, was it?
I guess you "Elite Four"
aren't that tough at all, huh?
Too slow!
I finally caught you.
This is not good.
You made a mess of things.
Don't think your death will be quick.
You're an idiot.
When you say things like that,
it never turns out well.
What's that sound?
She summoned something really nasty again.
I know that sound
It makes your allies cheer
and your enemies tremble.
Kisaragi's ultra-large
multi-legged combat vehicle.
AKA
the Destroyer!
I made it, partner.
Now leave it to me.
Wh-What the hell is that?
Alice!
Go get 'em.
You awake?
I injected you with some healing
nanomachines. Does anything hurt?
No, I don't feel any pain.
Good.
You might've hurt your head.
I'll give you a detailed physical later.
I can't have you getting any stupider.
That's a mean thing to say
to an injured man.
What happened after that?
I won, of course.
That robot is scrap now.
Not bad!
That's our Destroyer for you.
The enemy had a more powerful machine,
but I was the better pilot.
I took some damage, but it's fine.
Damage? Are you okay?
Yeah.
You went into negative points
to get me that Destroyer.
It'll need some time to get repaired.
But I'll make sure it can be used.
I was asking about
No, never mind.
Oh, and Snow and Rose captured Russell.
I threatened the nearby Toris army
with the Destroyer and they fled.
Thanks.
I've got the perfect plan for that kid.
What about the rest of
the Demon Lord's army?
Tiger Man took care of them all.
Stole their land, too.
We've finished the mission
that Astaroth gave us, too.
All that's left is peace
negotiations with Toris.
We'll leave that to the princess.
I see.
Then I have one last question
Why are you taking off my underwear?
I'm not taking them off.
I'm putting them on.
I don't care which it is!
Why are you fiddling around with
my underwear while I'm asleep!
Are you curious about
my giant wiener? Is that it?
I'm not interested in your Chunchunmaru.
I was taking care of your body waste.
Don't call it Chunchunmaru!
Give it a name that
sounds more powerful
Body waste? How long was I out?
Three days.
Long enough to have to shit and piss.
I can't get married now
No whining, shit-pisser.
Please, do not call me that! Really!
Once you're too old to move,
I'll take care of you until you die.
Partner.
Yeah
Astaroth doesn't show any interest at all.
Grimm's a bad idea. Rose is scary.
Snow's out of the question
I'll settle for you.
"Settle" for me, huh?
You're lucky I'm an android.
A normal human would've killed you.
That's right!
You're an android!
Make them give you a new body
that's tall and has big boobs!
And then have them install a Ten in you!
That's an interesting thing to say to
somebody who cleaned up your piss.
Fine, if you want a fight you've got one.
Wait, Alice.
We're not done cleaning up.
Come with me.
Hey, you look like you're doing well.
You're still alive after all I did to you?
You're tough.
Agent Six's toughness
is what makes him special!
--So, I've got an offer for you
--I refuse.
--So, I've got an offer for you
I'm not done talking.
Stop being a brat and listen.
It's a good deal for you, too.
You know this place needs water, right?
--So with your power--
--Shut up.
--So with your power--
I told you, I'm not interested
in your offer!
I'm still a kid, but I'm a leader
in the Demon Lord's army.
I'm not going to betray them that easily.
Listen, it's better if you join
while we're still playing nice.
Or you'll regret it.
Go for it.
Combat chimeras aren't really
affected by heat, cold, or pain.
I can resist most kinds of torture.
Or are you reluctant to torture a kid,
even though you're supposed to be evil?
Fine. I surrender.
Tiger Man, sorry. I couldn't do it.
I see. My turn, then.
Wow, I didn't know torture
was your specialty, Tiger Man.
Who's this guy?
You're humans. Why do you have
a beast man on your team?
Hey, beast man. Can you understand me?
Say something.
Well done, Six.
I'll buy you some nice beer, meow.
Way to go, Tiger Man.
You're not just creepy,
you're generous and cool!
You should've taken Six up on his offer.
Then all you'd have had to do is make
water every day.
Meow!
My name is Tiger Man!
I'm a mutant who loves little kids,
and when I retire they're going
to make me into a little girl, meow!
Slurp!
Get ready!
From now on you and I are friends!
Don't worry.
I'm very gentle!
Too bad!
I'm a boy!
You're an animal, so you
couldn't even tell, huh?
I knew!
Actually, I prefer it that way, meow!
You have a cute face, so I'm sure
you'll look good in a skirt, meow!
Hey, what is he saying?
It's a bluff, right? A bluff!
I'm a very accepting person!
I don't care if you're a boy or a girl!
Way to go, Tiger Man!
I have no idea what you're saying,
but it's creepy and cool!
Fine, I get it!
I admit defeat!
I'll make water or do
whatever else you want!
Way to go, Tiger Man!
The kid says he'll help!
No way!
You can't lead me on like this
and then say no
I surrender! I surrender!
This is weird! It's weird!
I'm sorry! Forgive me!
Oh, fine.
All I'll make you do today
is wear a dress!
In exchange
You're going to make a whole
lot of water for Kisaragi, meow.
You screwed up.
We're in different organizations,
but if you're part of a bad guy team
If you resist, do it to the end.
If you switch sides, do it fast!
I refuse to accept this.
My memories end
right after I cursed Alice.
--When I woke up at the altar,
it was all over!
--When I woke up at the altar,
it was all over!
--What kind of meat is this?
--When was my scene?
--What kind of meat is this?
--When was my scene?
--It's an expensive fish called eel.
--You had a scene!
--It's an expensive fish called eel.
--Your job is to make everybody laugh!
--Expensive fish?
Hold it! I am not the comic relief!
--Nothing but bad stuff has happened to me
since I came to this unit!
--Alice, tell me more about these
"multi-level marketing" schemes
--I got rejected in Toris.
--Alice, tell me more about these
"multi-level marketing" schemes
--I almost died in the desert!
--I don't recommend those.
--And I keep getting
turned down at group dates!
--I don't recommend those.
--None of those are my fault!
--How about these rip-off cabaret clubs?
Fine, fine. I'll ask to have you
moved to another unit.
No!
Please, Commander!
Don't abandon me! We've been
through so much together!
You can't be nice to me and then
throw me away when you get bored!
--It's so mean!
--You're the one complaining!
What am I supposed to do?
Be nicer to me!
--We went on a midnight date
and you saw my panties!
--My body feels all tingly.
--We went on a midnight date
and you saw my panties!
--Is this really expensive fish?
--If you abandon me, I'll curse you!
--Is this really expensive fish?
--If you abandon me, I'll curse you!
--It's an expensive fish
--You're such a pain in the ass!
--called an electric eel.
I won't ask you to be useful,
so at least put on some shoes!
You can walk!
I told you about that! I've got
a curse that won't let me do it!
What? If you just freeze
like that, it's scary.
Yeah, I was wrong to actually
believe what you said
about exploding if you wear shoes.
Commander?
That's right.
If you could walk on your own two feet,
you would've been more useful
in the desert or the ruins!
Commander, what are you saying?
That's not funny!
Hey, Alice!
Have them send some socks!
Let's see what happens
when she puts them on!
That's a fascinating idea.
No! Please, Commander!
Anything but that! I'll do anything!
You just said you'd do anything,
Grimm. So first
Too late!
Now you've done it, shrimp!
It's not what it looks like,
Lord Zenarith!
They forced me to do this!
Grimm, are you getting hot?
Wait, are you glowing?
Self-destruct?
Are you going to self-destruct?
Hey, why do you look happy?
Everybody, run!
Evacuate! Evacuate!
Grimm!
Somebody, get some water!
Put the fire out!
Wow, I was wrong about you!
Every real bad guy loves self-destructs!
Wonderful!
Now's not the time!
Go get an offering to bring her back!
Sheesh and I'm up here working hard
to get peace with Toris.
Father, Brother
Please, watch over me from the sky.
Russell
Gadalkand
Faustless
I'll avenge you!
"This concludes my report.
The mission was successful,
but the situation is still not calm.
"Report
Agent Six"
The mission was successful,
but the situation is still not calm.
"Report
Agent Six"
I'm requesting additional agents."
Faustless of the Wind! Even in
this new world, I'll stop you!
Come get me, Chosen One!
The Demon Lord's army will never falter!
Agents F-18! F-19!
Stop playing chosen one!
Should I go help them?
"Kisaragi"
"Kisaragi"
It's all over
We finished our mission,
and now we can finally relax.
Good work.
But before you're really done,
you need to make back those points.
Yeah
I can't go home yet.
What, are you homesick?
One of those stars above us is the sun.
Squint and maybe you can see Earth.
Which means there's as many places
to invade as there are stars.
Hey, when do I get to enjoy a life
of loose women and free food?
Hmm
Once we've conquered all those stars.
How long is that going to take?
If I can't go home, maybe I should
take over this planet instead!
And build myself a harem!