Doraemon (2014) s01e12 Episode Script

Hey, there.
My name is Doraemon.
I'm a super-sized, gizmo-ized, gadget cat from the future.
I get sent back in time to take care of this guy, Noby, but he's a mess! Doraemon! And that's where I come in.
To save the day with an amazing invention from my fourth-dimensional secret gadget pocket.
But things never turn out as planned.
Get ready, 'cause here we go again.
Every year, I go through this.
The annual walkathon always has some gimmick that's totally lame.
Stilts? Come on.
I can't be the only one having problems using those things.
I'm sure others will fall on their faces any second.
These things are easy.
Yeah, I figured it out in a matter of seconds.
Wow, these things sure are fun.
Hey, Noby, why are you just sitting there? Come on, give it a try.
You'll like it.
No, thanks.
Think I'll pass.
The only reason you're passing is because you know you can't do it.
I can do it.
Oh, really? Then prove it.
Stilt race tomorrow.
Empty lot.
Be there.
Tomorrow?! See ya then, right, Noby? Doubt it, 'cause then he'll have to admit he has no idea w to use these things.
Yeah, totally.
'Cause these things are so incredibly hard to master.
I never back down from a challenge.
You want a race, bring it on.
Beat those guys! If they want a race, they'll get one! Yeah.
I'm gonna make those guys regret they ever doubted me for a second.
That's right.
They won't be laughin' when they're eatin' your dust.
But I can't even use stilts, much less race 'em.
Stilt racing, huh? I'm sure you're a natural at it, just like your old man was.
I was fast as lightning on a pair of stilts.
But, look, dad, I don't even have a pair of stilts.
Your old man is gonna fix that.
We used to make 'em out of bamboo in my day.
Don't see why this laundry pole won't do the trick.
All right.
They're done.
Thanks, but I Knock 'em dead.
Oh, the memories.
When I first started out, I was hopeless.
I couldn't walk a step.
Wow! But I kept at it.
And finally, I became a champ.
You can do this, Noby.
Make me proud.
So that's no pressure from your dad there, huh? Uh, yeah.
That went well.
If only there was some gadget that's way easier than these stupid things! No way.
Forget it! Come on, please.
I need help.
What you need is a miracle, and I'm fresh out of those.
U gotta have something.
I'm begging you.
I don't have anything.
No one uses stilts in the 22nd century.
At? Then what the heck am I gonna do? I've gotta beat those guys.
I don't know what to tell you, Noby.
It's a toughy.
Closest thing to stilts is a sky horse, but you don't want one of those.
Yes, I do.
E would be great.
I'll take one right away, please.
Well, all right.
I just hope I can catch one.
I'm not makin' any promises.
Wait here.
What'd he mean by "catch one"? Wow! So, uh, this sky horse thing's alive, not a gadget? Yeah, it's a hybrid from the future.
Cross between a horse and a bamboo plant.
They're beautiful to look at, but, boy, are they temperamental.
So how's this work? You ride it.
A sky horse will always stay upright and can travel at incredibly fast speeds.
That's perfect.
I'll take him for a spin right now.
Uh-oh.
Now you've done it.
He's ticked off.
It might've been your dirty shoes.
Sky horses are sort of clean freaks.
See, I told you they were temperamental.
Once you're on their bad side, it's hard to reverse that.
I guess you should go put on some clean shoes.
I'll try to calm him down.
If you think that'll work.
Okay, Big Guy, easy.
Noby didn't mean to offend you.
You forgive me? Winning him over with a carrot, that's good thinking, Noby.
You think I can hop on him now? Mm-hmm.
Forgot to tell you about that.
Help me! You gotta use words he understands.
Try "whoa.
" Whoa, whoa, whoa! It worked.
We're finally lookin' pretty good here.
Tell me, Big G, you think Noby will actually show up for the stilt race tomorrow? You know he can't use 'em.
If he shows up, he'll just get laughed at.
But it'll be good entertainment.
Out of the way, slow pokes.
What was that? It looked like Noby on one stilt.
I bet he had Doraemon hook him up with something cool that'll help him win the race tomorrow.
I hate it when other people think of a better cheat than me.
Whoo hoo! Man, ridin' this thing is awesome.
I know, I'll go and show this guy off to Sue.
So tell me, what do you think? This thing's a blast.
Yeah, and when I use the sky horse for the stilt race tomorrow, I'm gonna trounce those guys.
What? You can't use this in the race.
It's not about who has the best stilts, but who's best at using them.
So my stilts happen to be better.
Why should I be punished for that? It's cheating, Noby, and you know it, and I don't like cheaters.
I'm home.
Thanks for the ride, buddy.
Wow, it looks like you really wore him out.
Why don't we give him some water and let him rest a while.
Sounds good.
Hold on.
Do you know why my laundry pole is missing? Oh, yeah, I made a pair of stilts out of it.
Oh, that's wonderful.
Now what am I supposed to hang the laundry on? You messed this up, so you fix it.
Okay, okay.
This looks like it'll work.
Problem solved.
This is a rather odd-looking pole.
What are you talkin' about? It's totally fine.
I'm not so sure you're right.
Gotcha! You're comin' with me now.
Then it just took off.
I don't know what it was.
You guys lost my sky horse? That thing is too dangerous.
I won't let you keep it! I guess I have no choice.
I'll be back in a jiffy.
Another sky horse? I brought you a girl this time.
She just seemed a little smarter than the other one.
Thanks, Doraemon.
Here.
I've got a carrot for you.
Come on.
One carrot won't hurt you.
You're too skinny right now as it is.
Okay, once you've sucked that down, I'll hop on.
What the? Hey, where you going? Those things! And another sky horse is gone.
You really got a way with women, Noby.
Good job on that one.
What? Oh, man, I am so toast.
You know, this might actually be a good thing.
Your only choice now is to suck it up and learn how to use a real pair of stilts.
Bonjour, my lady.
I brought you this beautiful organic carrot imported all the way from France.
And mademoiselle, there's more where this came from.
That's it! Hang in there.
Stand up, no quitting.
Failure's not an option.
You can do anything anyone else can.
I don't know.
I think failure is my only option.
Hey, Noby.
Sue? I knew you weren't a cheater.
Now let me help.
It's no use; I can't.
Don't give up just 'cause it seems hard.
You can do this, Noby.
I know it.
Now come on.
Let me help you figure this out.
Thanks.
That would be amazing.
Let's go.
I can't believe you actually turned up.
I got something I think you'll find interesting.
Ta-da! What? Those guys have my sky horses! Okay, here's the deal.
One lap around the block.
First one back here is the winner.
We'll even let you have a head start, Noby.
Yeah.
Show us what you got.
I'm betting you fall flat on your face from your first step.
But I've got faith in you.
I'm betting you'll fall on the second step.
What the heck? He's doing it.
- He actually can use stilts.
- What? How? Doesn't matter.
We can't let him get ahead.
You're right.
Let's go.
Yeah, he kinda has a thing about dirty shoes.
I'd say so.
I'm the boss, and I say I'm climbin' on.
So did we win? Big G and Sneech are definitely out of the race, which means the winner is Noby! Me? What? Doraemon, they're walking off.
That okay? I don't care where those temperamental terrors go.
Good riddance! It's always so sweet to see love at first sight.
- Eww! - Eww! Welcome to Big G's crush quiz.
And now, for the first question.
How can a person jump higher than Mount.
Fuji? Huh? Nobody can jump that high.
You'd need, like, superpowers for that.
Well, time's almost up.
Three, two, one.
And you lose.
The answer is, you just gotta jump.
I mean, after all, fuji is a Mountain.
It can't jump.
- Come on, man.
- That's not fair.
Now that you've had the quiz, time for the crush.
Ha ha, that was fun.
Let's play again sometime.
I don't believe it.
Even a simple quiz game ends in violence with that guy.
But that game does sound kinda fun.
That's easy for you to say.
You're not the one comin' out of it with welts on your head.
But if you wanted to help, you could give me something that comes up with answers to his quiz games.
You're missing the point.
The whole fun of quiz games is knowing the answers yourself.
Look, playing quiz games isn't all that hard.
Come on, let's practice a bit.
It's sorta like a quiz game, and a challenge game combined.
There goes my hope of quiz games being a passing fad.
The machine gives you a challenge, and to win, you've gotta do it using a gadget from the future.
Hmm.
Something tells me there's a catch somewhere, but I'm ignoring that.
Great.
Complete the challenge, and you get a gold medal.
But if you can't do it, then it blasts you with lightning.
You'll be shocked at how much fun it is, and I mean that literally.
Fine.
Bring it on.
Nice.
Just push this lever to start the game.
The action quizzer! Challenge number one.
- It spits.
- First challenge: "Show me how it's possible to swim in the sea right where you're standing.
" Do what? How can I do that? It's not possible.
I can't swim here.
This is my bedroom, not some seaside beach.
I know this one, and you can swim right here.
Huh? You've only got 30 seconds; You better hurry.
Remember the rules, Noby.
You can use a gadget from the future.
Okay, what? A time belt.
If you use one of these, the time changes, but not the actual place where you are.
Oh! The clock's ticking.
Yeah, quiz game's so much fun.
They are.
Let me show you the answer.
Meet the time belt So what are we doin' with this thing? We're going to distant lands without leaving your room.
See? You're swimming now, aren't you? Way back in the distant past, a big chunk of the country was buried underwater, so we just had to change our timeline.
Okay, I quit.
Who wants to play a game where getting the right answer means nearly drowning in an ocean? I'm out.
I really don't like this game.
I may have skipped a little detail.
You can't quit.
You gotta answer all four questions, or it'll keep shocking you.
What?! Yeah, that's kind of an important detail.
I really, really hate quiz games.
Well, I guess we have no choice.
I think you're gonna need to use the help button.
What's that do? Press this button here, and someone will help you, but in return Perfect! Why didn't you tell me this before? It's help time! Here we go! Ow! Gross! You are hereby allowed to get help from one classmate.
Awesome! Might want to keep reading that.
"But if you still can't answer the questions" The lighting charge increases 500 hundred percent.
So who are you gonna ask to help you? There's only one choice.
The smartest kid in the whole school.
There's ace now.
Perfect.
Oh, hey, Big G.
Oh, hey there, Noby.
Up for another round of Big G's crush quiz? Yeah, I can't now.
I'm playing another quiz game, and I need help from a teammate A teammate, you say? No, I didn't I like the sound of this game.
I'll help you out and be your teammate.
What? No! It's your lucky day, Noby.
I'm like some kind of quiz game genius.
Just leave it to me, and that gold medal's ours.
Great.
You've gotta start the game together.
Got it.
Second player added.
Challenge number two.
All right, bring it on.
Ow! Did it spit that? Mm-hmm.
Circle the planet from East to West in less than a minute.
That's plain crazy talk.
Nobody can do that.
I know how it can be done.
Whoa, really? Doraemon, set me up with some kind of full-tilt supersonic jet.
Not gonna work.
Even that wouldn't be fast enough.
What?! Fine.
Oh, you could use the magnifying ray and become so big, you could just stroll around the earth.
Not gonna work, either.
A person that big would knock the whole planet out of orbit.
We're running out of time, guys.
I know.
Stop stressin' me out! Five, four, three You, zip it, will ya? Quiz games i really hate 'em.
All right, I'll show you the answer again.
Whoa, you're using the anywhere door.
Where did you take us? We're smack in the middle of the north pole.
Yeah, and you brought us here why? Your challenge was to circle the globe from east to west in less than one minute, but you were never told from where you had to start the circle.
Make one lap around this flag, and you will complete an entire circle of this part of the globe.
Oh, man, of course.
What kind of person makes up these stupid challenges? Challenge number three.
All right, bring it.
I'm acing this one for sure.
Cool.
Make it happen.
Challenge number 3, Run at a speed greater than 900 miles per hour.
I know.
Doraemon, we need a hopter, and quick.
How are running and flying the same thing? I've got this.
Really? Watch.
Here goes.
How am I doing? Well, you're up to about six Miles an hour now.
Just six?! It's mind over matter, and I got no mind to matter.
Put your weight behind it.
Two, one.
I so thought I had the right answer, too.
Really, guys? Now where'd you take us? Look, the equator runs right through the center of where we're standing.
And why do I care? The earth makes one full revolution in 24 hours.
I'm guessin' I need to break this down for ya.
Anyone who's standing on the earth is moving right along with it.
And if you're standing near the equator, that speed gets up to about 900 Miles per hour.
So even if you just go for a trot near the equator, you're running faster than the required 900 Miles per hour.
What?! Yeah, this quiz is for, like, a real smart person.
And this is why I wanted Ace for a teammate.
Heard that! Come on, game, next challenge.
We're not done.
And now, the last challenge! Hey, what's that extra thing? Yeah, what is this? While staying on the earth, Take a photo with this pinhole camera.
This photo must be exposed only by sunlight for 30 consecutive hours.
Any break because of night will mean you've failed.
What?! Hey, Doraemon, what's a pinhole camera? They're super cool.
It's a camera that only needs direct sunlight to create and develop a photo.
But how are we gonna find 30 straight hours of sunlight? There isn't anywhere on the entire planet where the sun is out for that long.
I'm so smart.
Let's take it to a tanning salon.
Great idea, Big G.
Really? If your answers are totally absurd, the lightning just skips to the point and strikes you right there.
I know, we look at the sun and ask it not to go down for one day.
We take a spaceship and land on the sun.
The very first sentence said you had to do this while on earth! If you'd just put some thought into it, you might come up with the answer.
There actually is a place where daylight lasts forever.
I know you know this.
Come on.
Just think.
- Okay, thinking.
- What have you got? Save yourself.
I'm outta here.
You're leaving me?! I'm going somewhere that thing will never find me.
Where the heck is that? Antarctica.
I think this should be far enough away.
Yeah.
Five, four, three, - we're goners for sure.
- Two, one.
Congratulations! Antarctica is correct.
Way to go, guys! You got the right answer.
It's summer right now in Antarctica, so the sun never sets.
Cool! Wow! No way.
We did it! Told ya.
I'm the most geniusy quiz taker in the whole wide world.
Yeah, that's why my clothes are singed.
So who's up for another round? No!!