Harvey Beaks (2015) s01e12 Episode Script

1 Harvey Harvey Harvey - Hey, fellas.
- Hey, Irving.
- Salutations, my friend.
- Konnichiwa.
Moff, buddy, I see you got your bass fixed.
Don't go smashing her again.
I won't apologize for passion.
Ready to jam, Dr.
Roberts? Oh, sorry, Irving, but I'm not here to jam.
I'm here to rock! Jeremy, how's that singing voice doing? Oh, ah, yeah, yeah.
So, ah, what's new with you guys, eh? Things are good.
I had coffee yesterday with a girl named Rebecca.
Ooh.
Of course, she was the person serving the coffee, but - but still - Aw.
Let's jam.
One, two, three, four.
Ahh, and even in the darkest night Ah! I run for you, ahh, yah, yah Gong! Whoa! Whoa! Yeah! - You guys are so good.
- Heh, thanks son.
Heh.
Still not sure what these black keys are for.
I don't think you get it.
I mean, you guys are really good, like, scary good.
- You could be big.
- Heh, well, it's fun to think about.
Can you imagine if we were famous? But that'll never happen.
Who'd want to listen to a bunch of middle-aged guys anyway? Speak for yourself.
Sadly, the only venue we'll be playing is this garage.
Guys, guys.
Thanks, Mikey.
- Good news, I got you a gig! - What? My friend Mikey is turning the big 1-0, and he said you could play at his birthday party.
- We're going to be a real band.
- Playing a real gig.
- I don't know about this.
- Also, it pays 5 bucks.
A paying gig? - That's amazing.
- You're the best.
- Oh, wow.
- Ooh, we need costumes.
We should all wear, like, I don't know, big hats or something, hmm? Oh, I can write a birthday song.
I know what kids like.
- Yeah! - We need a name.
- Something something silly.
- Ha, yes, yes.
Something silly.
Silly, silly, silly.
Well, heck.
What about "The Sillies"? - That's great.
- I love it.
- To The Sillies.
- Eh.
Thanks again for letting the band play at your birthday party, Mikey.
Yeah, I mean, whatever.
We're all just waiting around for the bounce house to inflate anyway.
How are my fellas doing? Feeling great? 'Cause you're looking great.
Actually, I, uh I feel a little ridiculous.
Yeah, my turtleneck's a little tight.
I thought we were all wearing hats.
Now I look like a jerk.
Hey, look at me.
You're all stars, and you're winners.
And you're stars.
Now get out there and do your thing! - Thanks, Son.
- Go get 'em, Dad.
I-I I cannot wink.
Hey, kids! Who's ready to rock?! When will the bounce house be ready? You'll have to ask Mikey's dad about that, but who'd rather hear a birthday song? Wow.
Tough crowd.
Hey, it's gonna be okay.
Just do it like you practiced.
One, two, three, four.
Just a couple years ago, your mom gave you the boot But you're looking pretty sharp today 'Cause you're not just wearing your birthday suit So put on your birthday smile Let's all be happy New shoes and a birthday hat You're looking, oh, so snappy - # Eat some cake # - # But take a break # Or you might just get a tummy ache Just remember to put on your birthday smile - Happy! - Birthday! - Happy! - Birthday! Happy-happy birthday-birthday Happy birthday to Mikey Ah, that's my name! That's my name! It's my birthday, guys.
That's my name.
- Here, mister, have some cake.
- Oh, wow, birthday cake.
Mmm, mmm.
Dad, that was incredible.
Well, we we couldn't have done it without you, Harvey.
Excuse me, are you guys available next week? My little Jimmy is having a birthday.
Well, ma'am, you'll have to ask our - our manager.
- Manager? Now, now, I'm sure we can fit you all in.
Let's just see what we have here.
Are The Sillies really going to play later? Oh, yeah, their manager's a personal friend of mine.
I say, I was just thinking, maybe this time I could have a gong solo.
- Hmm nah.
- Hey.
How's my band doing? I know there's a lot of kids out there, but don't worry.
- I believe in you.
- Oh, we're not worried, Son.
I mean, ha, who do you think they came to this party to see? Piri Piri? All right, well, knock them dead.
Hey, kids, we're The Sillies, and we're here to sing a special song for our good friend, um - Piri Piri.
- I'm Piri Piri.
Hey, where's Jeremy? Oh, gosh.
I'm on the clock.
One, two, three, four.
Kevin.
Janey.
Ralph.
Carla.
Rock and roll! Oof.
- Hey, Dad? - Harvey, I'm glad you're here.
- Dr.
Roberts? - I've decided to go solo, and I'd like your input on my possible album covers.
Here Today Gong 2morrrow or Gong Gong Baby? - What? - Guys, this is Felicity.
If you're thinking she's my girlfriend, you're right on the money.
So nice to meet you.
I can already tell, baby, - you're so much better than them.
- Mm-hmm.
Okay, well, I really need to go find my dad right now.
- I'm thinking less of this one.
- Hmm? Dad? Dad? - Ah! - Jeremy, do you know where my dad is? - Mm.
He's in the Jacuzzi.
- Jacuzzi? We don't have a Jacuzzi.
Dad, what are you doing in my kiddie pool? Sorry, mate, can't have you bothering the talent.
Ah-wha? Simmer down, Rooter.
Harvey's cool.
Fine, but if he tries anything funny, I'll be 4 meters away.
Ah.
I just sort of wanted to talk about the band.
I was sort of thinking maybe it would be fun if we went back to playing in the garage.
Harvey, you know I can never go "back to the garage.
" Things are different now.
And that's all thanks to you, pal.
Hey, why don't you do your old man a favor and get me a pop? - Sure thing, Dad.
- Thanks, pal.
- Uh - This is amazing.
The Sillies are playing at my birthday party.
- Yeah, they're great.
- This is embarrassing.
- I don't seem to have your name.
- Oh, it's Paul.
- # Put on your birthday smile # - Gong solo! Everyone, look, I'm holding hands with a woman.
I gotta do something about this.
I'm sorry, Pa.
It's the only way.
- Happy.
- Birthday.
- Happy-happy.
- Birthday-birthday.
Come on.
Happy birthday to, um Carson.
- But But my name is Paul.
- Wha? Boo! The Sillies ruined my party! Let's tear this place apart.
Oh, my gosh.
Ah, ah! It had to be done.
It had to be done Ah! Back! Get back! What's up, dudes? We heard there was a party.
Man, what happened to us? This used to be fun.
Somewhere along the way, we forgot what good friends we all are.
- Indeed.
- I feel like a big jerk.
- Jeremy, are you okay? - I didn't follow our own advice, "Piece of cake, but take a break.
" - Or you might just get a tummy ache.
- Truer words were never written.
Sorry, guys.
I just wanted everyone to see you play.
But then everything got all crazy, so I I wrote down the wrong name on the pad I'll stop you right there.
You did what you had to do.
We needed a reality check.
- Yeah.
- Oh, definitely.
As crazy as it all was, I still like playing music with you guys.
Me too, big guy.
Well, there is one place that you guys could still jam.
- Sweet, Harvey found us another gig! - No, guys.
The garage.
I'm talking about you jamming out in the garage.
- Oh, right.
That's good too.
- Oh, yes, that's excellent.
Yeah! Whoo! - Marco.
- Polo.
Marco.
Polo.
- Are you guys even on the ground? - I grew taller.
Marco.
- Got ya, Fee.
- Nope, dude.
I'm back here.
Gyuh! Not Fee.
What are these? They're furry.
Furberries.
Hands off.
- I've never seen this many before.
- Bleh, not Furberries.
It's this gross thing that Foo loves for some reason.
- What's it taste like? - Trust me, Harvey, it's too weird.
You definitely wouldn't like it.
Actually, Fee, I love to try new things.
Foo, could I please try some of this exotic new delicacy? - Hmm? - Foo, come on, share a little.
Don't you wanna see Harvey throw up? - Okay, you can have one.
- Thanks, Foo.
To new experiences! Plegh.
Plegh.
- Oh, is this just hair?! - I told you.
Those things are nasty, and I'm not even picky.
- I ate a tire once.
- What a lucky day to bring my tote.
And now, I never have to share with anyone else.
In the event of a natural disaster, you'll need to be able to find food in the wild.
Catching fish is easy.
You just Nature is a song, and water is the chorus.
- I just made that up.
- Aw, yeah.
Hey, Foo.
What you got in that satchel? Nothing.
Everything.
- It's all mine.
Go to sleep.
- Well, whatever's in there, you look like you've got enough to last through the winter.
Hey, stay back! These are mine! Oh, Furberries.
These are awful.
Furberries taste like dead grass mixed with dead vomit.
I had one once.
Nearly killed me, it did.
No! Look, I know you guys want these, but I found 'em fair and square, so no.
Uh, all right.
If people know I have Furberries, everyone's gonna want some.
I've gotta find a safe place to hide my stash.
Mm, no.
So you see, children, there's no wrong way to No.
What was I thinking? You'll be safe here, berries.
I'll guard you with my life.
Ooh, sunlight dancing on leaves.
La la la la la.
I sense danger.
Hey, who sent you? Get away.
Get away.
That was close.
We need to find something safer.
A place for only you and me.
Huh? - Okay, I'm ready.
- Three, two, one, go.
Eh.
There.
Did you see? Yeah, nice.
Ow.
Ow, ow, ow.
- Um, Foo? - Who is it? Did you get stuck in there? Do you need me to get the butter again? Stay back! You can't have any of my Furberries! Uh-oh.
Okay, Foo, calm down.
Calm down? Everyone's after my snacks! But if I keep 'em in here with me, then I'll always know they're safe.
So what, you're just gonna stay in there forever? - Yes.
- You can't just survive off Furberries.
- You need water to live too.
- I can make water with my mouth.
Ahh.
Ugh, that's it.
Get out of there! No! No.
I'm never coming out again! Ow.
It's those dang Furberries.
I've seen him be weird before, but this is the next level.
This is certainly a pickle.
Hmm.
Oh, wait a minute.
Go gather everyone.
I have an idea.
Oh, that's water.
Thank you all for coming.
So as you know, we need to convince Foo to come out of that box.
The obvious solution was for me to write an elaborate play for us to perform.
It's called Foo and the Berry Scary Witch.
Now if we all do our best and remember our parts, we'll convince Foo that the play is real and that his Furberries are safe.
Okay, I love you, Harvey, but we're behind schedule.
- I got a headset, so I'm the director.
- How come I don't have any lines? My mom says I have a light inside that needs to shine.
Kratz, you were terrible in rehearsal, so I made you into a tree.
In three, two and go.
Hey, Foo.
Oh, hey, guys.
Go away.
Listen, we know everybody's been trying to steal your Furberries, but it's because they're all being controlled by a witch! Dun dun dun! A witch? That makes total sense.
Yes, she put a spell on 'em.
But we have a plan.
We're going to defeat the witch together.
I have a super-powerful wizard staff.
And I have ten arms now for some reason.
And I, a talking tree, will fight by your side.
Kratz, what are you doing? - You're not supposed to talk.
- I'm improvising.
So, if we get rid of the witch, you won't have to hide in that box anymore, right? Hmm.
Okay.
Let's kill the witch! Piri Piri, you're on.
Now come along, brave Foo.
The path to the witch's fortress - is long and treacherous.
- Ooh.
Beware of the evil and darkness that surrounds us.
Let's hurry.
I'm hungry.
I'm the last of my people.
I've never been this far away from home before.
Look out, Foo, it's a torrential rainstorm.
We're crossing a wild river now.
We're climbing an ice mountain now.
Watch out for the hail.
And finally, we find ourselves face to face with a horrible bridge troll.
- You must answer my riddle - I use my ten arms to punch the troll.
- Ah, man, Fee.
- Let's move on.
You say zere is precious cargo hidden in zat box? But what could it be? Diamonds? Faberge Eggs? Unrefrigerated cheeses? Whatever is in there must be very valuable.
Okay.
- We're finally at the witch's lair.
- Rawr! I'm the witch.
We meet at last.
Yeah, and I can dance real good, so deal with that.
- He can't see you, Princess.
- Whatever.
His loss.
Well, evil witch, today is your day of reckoning.
- I cast a power orb! - Nuh-uh.
Force field.
- Okay.
Ice blast! - Dodged it.
- I kill you with a fireball! - Nope, I'm immortal now.
Oh, no, they'll never be safe if she's immortal.
Kill the witch! The annoying witch has been destroyed.
I, the talking tree, have sacrificed myself in battle.
No! I'll never forget you, talking tree.
It's safe to come out now, all right, Foo? Yeah.
I guess you're right.
Okay.
Here I come.
Eh? See? Told you.
Surprise, you fools.
We have come for whatever is in zat box.
It is clearly valuable if you are going to such lengths to protect it.
Wh-What's going on? I thought you guys said it was safe.
Uh, hold on, Foo.
Don't worry.
Back off, you fluffy-tailed freaks.
Whatever you have got in zere, we want it all.
Every last bit of it.
Wha? What? That's it! I'm never coming out.
Everybody, let's just put down the acorns.
Nobody's looking for a fight.
I will annihilate you! Charge! But I'm already dead.
Ah! Ow.
Ow.
Come out here and fight me, you bark-scratchers.
Oof.
Harvey, I got your back, man.
Agh! No! My My power.
Are those horses? Do they have tanks? Give us zat treasure.
You leave me no choice.
En garde.
- What is zat, just a child's baton? - Ha! I don't know, is it? Oof.
Foo, you have to run.
Your snacks aren't safe here.
We'll slow them down with our pile of defeated bodies.
I'll run to the mountains! I'll live all alone.
Just me and my my Furberries.
Foo! Leave my friends alone! This is what you're after.
- Here, take it.
- What is zis? Ehh.
Zis is not food.
Zis is an atrocity.
Ugh, ze after taste.
Does anyone have gum? - Foo, you're back.
- Yep.
I was being a jerk.
You guys are such good friends.
You even defeated a witch for me.
- Um, we sure did.
- Yup? I heard it was mostly the tree guy.
He was pretty heroic.
You've done so much for me, and in return, all you wanted was for me to share my snacks with you.
- No! - Get those away from me.
I don't want those.
- Here you go.
Have some.
- Why? - For you.
- Please no.
Everyone, don't be shy.
Go on, dig in.
Sharing is great.