Kickin' It (2011) s01e12 Episode Script
109 - Boo Gi Nights
Hey guys, we did a great job decorating.
Our Halloween festival tomorrow night is gonna be a blast.
Yeah, but can we please change the name from Boo-Stravaganza? No way! I came up with that.
The "boo" part is scary, "Stravaganza" is fancy talk for party.
So uh, Jack you know the Halloween legend about our dojo, right? What legend? This place wasn't always a dojo.
It used to be a butcher shop called Myer's Meats.
On a hot summer's day You can still smell the Brisket wafting off the mats.
I always thought that smell was Jerry.
Eight years ago on Halloween night, Mr.
Myers was teaching his apprentice to make sausages Oh! The sausager's apprentice huh? That's right, apparently he did something Myers didn't like.
Words were exchanged, pork started flying, Myers snapped Picked up a meat mallet, and when it was over His apprentice was dead.
He was dead, deader than dead, he was so dead Okay, thank you Eddie.
The legend, is his headless body still haunts this dojo.
Stop trying to scare me.
It's not gonna happen.
- It's him! The sausager's apprentice.
- [Moaning.]
- I'll take care of this! - What? No, no, no! - No, no Jack! Milton's in there.
- Ow! Ow! Ow! Yeah, see? Boo? Goodbye Milton.
[Bows hard.]
Ah, Christmas nuts! [Rock music playing.]
- Don't - Don't - You - You Get all tough with me! I'm saying - Won't - Won't - You - You Come kick it with me? And we could have a ball, run up the wall! - That's just how we do.
- Come on! And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
Here we go, let's start the party! Chop it up like it's karate.
Everybody! - Don't - Don't - You - You Get all tough with me! I'm saying - Won't - Won't - You - You Come kick it with me? And we could have a ball, run up the wall! - That's just how we do.
- Come on! And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
That psycho butcher story you made up yesterday was pretty cool Kim.
Not to Jerry, he actually started having nightmares about it.
We told him it was based on an actual legend.
Ha.
And that one Halloween night Mr.
Myers will come back And bad things will happen to whoever he touches.
Why are you guys trying to scare Jerry? Hello it's Halloween, it's what you're supposed to do.
So, I hear you guys are hosting Boo-Stravaganza at the Mall.
Sure hope nothing happens.
What's that supposed to mean Frank? [Mocking.]
What's that supposed to mean Frank? Hey, we spent a lot of time and energy on this party.
So I hope you and your guys aren't thinking of trying anything.
Because if you remember when you try things, it usually doesn't go too well.
Maybe you should take your sister trick or treating.
Maybe I will, she's going to be a Princess this year And she's going to be adorable.
- Okay.
- [Laughing.]
Hey little buddy, you making a Jack O'Lantern for that Boo-A-Palooza thing? Yes I am.
I want all the lady's to see that I'm an expert Pumpkin Carver.
Yeah, because that's what all the lady's want.
Rock stars, Quarterbacks and Pumpkin Carver's.
Eddie, I want your guts.
I'm kinda using them right now.
No, your pumpkin guts.
- Oh.
- Look Every year I buy a pumpkin to make a pie and I throw out the outside.
Every year you buy a pumpkin to carve and you throw out the insides Let's just buy one together, and partner up.
You're on partner, after school we're hitting the pumpkin patch.
It's a date.
[Clicks tongue.]
Wow, I guess your pumpkin skills did get you a date.
- It's with Marge! - It's called a start Jack.
Hey! Come on! Kickin' it with you.
Wow, Phil cockroach? Interesting choice for a guy who runs a restaurant.
But I guess it's keeping in the spirit of Halloween.
Eh, what is Halloween? Wait, you don't know what Halloween is? Why are you dressed like a cockroach? Oh, health inspector came by, we passed with flying colors.
I want the customers to know that I do not have cockroach.
- The why are you dressed like one? - So that they know what I don't have.
Then why aren't you dressed like brains? If I slap you, you feel it six times.
Uh, excuse me Miss? Something that I thought I'd never have to say your tail is in my baba ghanoush.
Oh, I am so sorry.
I was actually looking for a place to sit.
This having a tail thing is kind of new to me.
Not in my family, we're born with them, but they usually fall off by age five.
[Laughing.]
- You are so funny.
- I'm so not kidding.
Would you mind if I sit here? I don't know I never ate with a cat before You're not going to lick yourself and cough up a hairball are you? [Laughing.]
- You are so hysterical.
- I don't know about hysterical But you are looking at a man who knows over 200 knock-knock jokes.
Mm, then maybe you should start knocking.
- Knock-knock? [Clears-throat.]
- Who is there? I can't remember any of them.
Ah Ah Uh, excuse me Rudy, I've got to get these decorations outside.
Ah Oh I get it, if I don't ask why you're sighing you're not going to let me outside.
So, why are you sighing? Glad you asked me that Jerry, I'm sighing because I was just shot with an arrow.
[Scoffs.]
Who shot you with an arrow? He's about yay big, quiver on his back, wears a diaper.
Oh, you mean crazy Steve down at the car wash? I'm talking about Cupid.
Dude I am in love! - Really? - Yeah.
- What's her name? - No idea.
- What does she look like? - Not a clue.
I just met her, and I've never seen her outside of her Halloween costume.
She's a kitty.
[Meows.]
Wait you, you've never seen her without her mask? - Oh that's not good.
- What are you saying? I'm saying you better find out what she looks like, your cat may be a dog.
- [Barks.]
- [Meows.]
- [Barks.]
- [Meows.]
- [Barks.]
- Dude what are we doing? - I don't know.
- We should stop.
[Grunts.]
Uh, can I help you? Oh, hey.
- How are you? - Good.
- Uh, what are you doing here? - I used to work here.
You worked in the dojo? Uh, no before it was a dojo it was a butcher shop.
Maybe you heard of it, Myer's Meats? I've [gulps.]
I've heard of it.
If these walls could talk they'd never stop screaming.
What's what's your name? I'm Meyers, the butcher.
[Eerie music.]
Happy Halloween.
I touched the butcher! Horrible things are going to happen.
[Screams.]
Ah! [Screams.]
Ah! If witches have all these magic powers, why are they so ugly? Yeah I know, if I were a witch I'd go "poof" rich and beautiful.
Guys, you're not going to believe it, Meyers the butcher's back.
And he touched me! Oh, horrible things are going to happen.
[Whimpers.]
First of all, calm down.
Second of all Show me on this witch where he touched you.
I'm going to church! Free fries at Circus Burger, all you need is a coupon.
How about you kid, you want a coupon? Ah! Clown! I guess he doesn't like french fries.
Wow, what was that? Well, what do you know, we finally found something Jack is scared of Clowns.
Or coupons.
But clown's makes more sense.
Kickin' it with you.
Jack, I can't believe you're afraid of clowns.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, he knows he big red-nose.
So you don't like baggy pants, floppy shoes, and that song Dut, dut, duh, duh, dut Stop it! It's true okay? Clowns freak me out.
[Scoffs.]
Oh you weren't just freaked out.
You acted like Milton every time he reads a pop-up book.
Hey, some of those things just come right at you! Jack, what happened? [Sighs.]
It was my fifth birthday party My parents hired a clown, but they didn't hire a very good one.
Hey, you kids like flowers, huh? - All: Yeah! - Alright.
Ta-da! - He just pulled those out of his sleeve.
- What did you say? Sorry.
I said you just pulled those out of your sleeve.
You think I like being a clown, you little punk? You think being a clown is just a big joke.
You think it's just, uh, like I had [Straining.]
I got bills! [Groans, gasps.]
You killed a clown? Well I thought I did.
Turns out he was lite headed from blowing up too many balloon animals.
I hope you're happy, you made me pass out! [Pops balloon.]
Mommy! So, who wants cake? [Screaming.]
From that moment on, I've been terrified of clowns.
After that story, I am too.
Since then I just avoid them, I know where every clown in the city lives Shaky McGee, Chuckles Watson, Blato, Blimpo, and Uncle Giggles.
Wow.
How do you keep track of them all? Luckily it's not that hard, they all travel in one car.
Kickin' it with you.
I'll see you tonight Jack.
[Evil laughter.]
Woman: Frank, why is this door locked? I'm practicing my evil laugh mom! Well, stop it! You're scaring the cat.
- I got this, I got this, here we go.
- Okay.
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright.
I can't do it.
I shouldn't have named it.
You shouldn't have named it Bernard.
You trying to get its butt kicked by the other pumpkins? Just do me a favor - Can you make the first cut? - Fine, I'll do it.
Bernard this is not personal it's just pumpkin business.
I can't do it either.
I relate to this little fella.
I was the smallest one in my family too.
Seriously? - I wouldn't.
- Got it.
Who says a pumpkin has to be carved anyway? I could just decorate it into something really scary.
You should make a dude with a crazy witch hair, Werewolf fur on the neck, one eye going that way, one eye going the other way Oh shoot.
I just described my boyfriend Barry.
Whoa! - I wouldn't.
- Got it.
Kickin' it with you.
You know what, you should probably take your mask off while you eat.
I'm good thanks.
You know what they say When in Rome, take your mask off.
Rudy, it's Halloween, everybody's wearing costumes and masks.
I'm not wearing a mask, my face is right out there for full eyeball enjoyment.
[Laughs.]
You're cute.
Oh I have to go, I'm volunteering at the haunted house.
No, wait, wait, wait, you've got a little hummus on your whiskers.
Let me get that for you.
Rudy, I'm fine! I'll see you later.
[Sighs.]
Let me guess Phil, you're wearing that because you don't have rats.
No, I am wearing this for Halloween, I have plenty of rats.
Whoa! Hey! Hey! Where is everyone going? You know what? I don't think I'm going to need this frequent falafeler card anymore.
[Sighs.]
Milton how long does it take to put on a wolf man costume? I'm coming.
What happened? I thought you were supposed to be the wolf man? They said they would hold it for me, but they rented out the last one.
I had to be Little Boy Blue.
Hey, is everyone okay in here? Uh, yeah, why? - I told you, Myers was in the dojo.
- What? The legend was true, the murder, the butcher, the curse.
Jerry, there is no legend.
I mean there was a guy named Myers who owned a butcher shop here.
But I made the rest up to scare Jack.
So you made the whole thing up? Yes! Now can we please go enjoy our Halloween? Okay Mrs.
Zombie.
I'd hate to waste this cool wolf man costume.
[Laughs.]
They were saving it for some sucker, but I paid the guy extra.
Totally worth it.
- I'm the sucker, that's mine, take it off! - Hey, hey no, I can't! I'm kinda wearing weird underwear.
For what it's worth, you make a pretty good Goldilocks.
I'm Little Boy Blue.
It's 7:00 Circus Burger's closed so their clown's gone.
Now let's go Boo-Stravaganza our butts off.
Jack, what the matter? You heard what Kim said the Circus Burger clown is gone.
I'm not worried about that clown.
I'm worried about that clown! Ah! Oh, oh there is a curse! Oh, and something horrible is going to happen to me.
There is no curse, it's Frank and the Black Dragons.
[Crowd screaming.]
The Black Dragons are trashing the place! [People screaming.]
Great! I spent six hours working on my pumpkin, and now the Black Dragons are going to smash it.
No they're not! If anybody touches our little Bernard, they going down.
Yeah! [Grunting.]
Let's go.
[Growling.]
[Grunts.]
Jack you've gotta go out there, if you don't stop this I'll be little boy black and blue.
[Sighs.]
You don't think I want to go out there? - I can't.
- Great! All the time we put into the Halloween party, and the Black Dragons are ripping it to shreds.
Too bad you can't be like Bobby Wasabi in "Blind Samurai".
Even though he couldn't see, he used his other senses to wipe out a whole army of ninjas.
And rode his seeing-eye pony off into the sunset.
That's it! Milton, you are a genius! Maybe so, but I would trade 40 IQ points for one lone hair on my chest.
You don't want any of this.
Whoa! Oh.
I guess they do want some of this, my bad.
Hey you clowns! I'm the one you want! Come on! Jack, you're talking to a palm tree.
Yes.
Hey you clowns! I'm the one you want! [Crowd mummers.]
- Uh! - What you smiling at Pumpkin Head? [Yells.]
Oh! [Bell rings.]
[Howls.]
[Grunts.]
There's your Little Boy Blue! [Grunt.]
Ha! [Gasps.]
Not so tough now, are you Jack? [Whimpers.]
[Evil laugh.]
- Say goodbye Goldilocks! - I'm Little Boy Blue! Ah! What are you doing, I'm a clown you're scared of me! I am, but that's my friend! Boo.
[Crowd cheers.]
Dude, that was awesome! Nothing terrible happened, something great happened.
There is no curse.
How'd you get over your whole clown thing? I had to face it, I couldn't let you guys down.
Thanks Jack, my horn and I salute you.
[Fart sound.]
That wasn't the horn was it? - Sadly no.
- Mm.
Look it wasn't just me, we all faced our fear.
You guys were scared of the Black Dragons, but you stood up to them.
It was a fight to the finish, but we saved Bernard.
Guys check it out, this is the best pumpkin I've ever done.
- Wow.
- Whoa! - Huh, huh? - Another salute to us.
No please, we're good.
Kickin' it with you.
It's clear that I have very strong feeling for you.
But this is the moment of truth.
This relationship can't go any further, until I see what you look like under the cat mask.
[Sighs.]
Okay Rudy, it's really not that big of a deal.
Halloween's almost over anyway.
I can't believe I bought into that whole stupid curse thing.
I mean nothing terrible happened to me.
This turned out to be the best Halloween ever.
Ah! Ah! Jerry, what's wrong? She's not a dog, she's beautiful.
She's She's my mommy.
Oh, I knew there was a curse!
Our Halloween festival tomorrow night is gonna be a blast.
Yeah, but can we please change the name from Boo-Stravaganza? No way! I came up with that.
The "boo" part is scary, "Stravaganza" is fancy talk for party.
So uh, Jack you know the Halloween legend about our dojo, right? What legend? This place wasn't always a dojo.
It used to be a butcher shop called Myer's Meats.
On a hot summer's day You can still smell the Brisket wafting off the mats.
I always thought that smell was Jerry.
Eight years ago on Halloween night, Mr.
Myers was teaching his apprentice to make sausages Oh! The sausager's apprentice huh? That's right, apparently he did something Myers didn't like.
Words were exchanged, pork started flying, Myers snapped Picked up a meat mallet, and when it was over His apprentice was dead.
He was dead, deader than dead, he was so dead Okay, thank you Eddie.
The legend, is his headless body still haunts this dojo.
Stop trying to scare me.
It's not gonna happen.
- It's him! The sausager's apprentice.
- [Moaning.]
- I'll take care of this! - What? No, no, no! - No, no Jack! Milton's in there.
- Ow! Ow! Ow! Yeah, see? Boo? Goodbye Milton.
[Bows hard.]
Ah, Christmas nuts! [Rock music playing.]
- Don't - Don't - You - You Get all tough with me! I'm saying - Won't - Won't - You - You Come kick it with me? And we could have a ball, run up the wall! - That's just how we do.
- Come on! And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
Here we go, let's start the party! Chop it up like it's karate.
Everybody! - Don't - Don't - You - You Get all tough with me! I'm saying - Won't - Won't - You - You Come kick it with me? And we could have a ball, run up the wall! - That's just how we do.
- Come on! And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
That psycho butcher story you made up yesterday was pretty cool Kim.
Not to Jerry, he actually started having nightmares about it.
We told him it was based on an actual legend.
Ha.
And that one Halloween night Mr.
Myers will come back And bad things will happen to whoever he touches.
Why are you guys trying to scare Jerry? Hello it's Halloween, it's what you're supposed to do.
So, I hear you guys are hosting Boo-Stravaganza at the Mall.
Sure hope nothing happens.
What's that supposed to mean Frank? [Mocking.]
What's that supposed to mean Frank? Hey, we spent a lot of time and energy on this party.
So I hope you and your guys aren't thinking of trying anything.
Because if you remember when you try things, it usually doesn't go too well.
Maybe you should take your sister trick or treating.
Maybe I will, she's going to be a Princess this year And she's going to be adorable.
- Okay.
- [Laughing.]
Hey little buddy, you making a Jack O'Lantern for that Boo-A-Palooza thing? Yes I am.
I want all the lady's to see that I'm an expert Pumpkin Carver.
Yeah, because that's what all the lady's want.
Rock stars, Quarterbacks and Pumpkin Carver's.
Eddie, I want your guts.
I'm kinda using them right now.
No, your pumpkin guts.
- Oh.
- Look Every year I buy a pumpkin to make a pie and I throw out the outside.
Every year you buy a pumpkin to carve and you throw out the insides Let's just buy one together, and partner up.
You're on partner, after school we're hitting the pumpkin patch.
It's a date.
[Clicks tongue.]
Wow, I guess your pumpkin skills did get you a date.
- It's with Marge! - It's called a start Jack.
Hey! Come on! Kickin' it with you.
Wow, Phil cockroach? Interesting choice for a guy who runs a restaurant.
But I guess it's keeping in the spirit of Halloween.
Eh, what is Halloween? Wait, you don't know what Halloween is? Why are you dressed like a cockroach? Oh, health inspector came by, we passed with flying colors.
I want the customers to know that I do not have cockroach.
- The why are you dressed like one? - So that they know what I don't have.
Then why aren't you dressed like brains? If I slap you, you feel it six times.
Uh, excuse me Miss? Something that I thought I'd never have to say your tail is in my baba ghanoush.
Oh, I am so sorry.
I was actually looking for a place to sit.
This having a tail thing is kind of new to me.
Not in my family, we're born with them, but they usually fall off by age five.
[Laughing.]
- You are so funny.
- I'm so not kidding.
Would you mind if I sit here? I don't know I never ate with a cat before You're not going to lick yourself and cough up a hairball are you? [Laughing.]
- You are so hysterical.
- I don't know about hysterical But you are looking at a man who knows over 200 knock-knock jokes.
Mm, then maybe you should start knocking.
- Knock-knock? [Clears-throat.]
- Who is there? I can't remember any of them.
Ah Ah Uh, excuse me Rudy, I've got to get these decorations outside.
Ah Oh I get it, if I don't ask why you're sighing you're not going to let me outside.
So, why are you sighing? Glad you asked me that Jerry, I'm sighing because I was just shot with an arrow.
[Scoffs.]
Who shot you with an arrow? He's about yay big, quiver on his back, wears a diaper.
Oh, you mean crazy Steve down at the car wash? I'm talking about Cupid.
Dude I am in love! - Really? - Yeah.
- What's her name? - No idea.
- What does she look like? - Not a clue.
I just met her, and I've never seen her outside of her Halloween costume.
She's a kitty.
[Meows.]
Wait you, you've never seen her without her mask? - Oh that's not good.
- What are you saying? I'm saying you better find out what she looks like, your cat may be a dog.
- [Barks.]
- [Meows.]
- [Barks.]
- [Meows.]
- [Barks.]
- Dude what are we doing? - I don't know.
- We should stop.
[Grunts.]
Uh, can I help you? Oh, hey.
- How are you? - Good.
- Uh, what are you doing here? - I used to work here.
You worked in the dojo? Uh, no before it was a dojo it was a butcher shop.
Maybe you heard of it, Myer's Meats? I've [gulps.]
I've heard of it.
If these walls could talk they'd never stop screaming.
What's what's your name? I'm Meyers, the butcher.
[Eerie music.]
Happy Halloween.
I touched the butcher! Horrible things are going to happen.
[Screams.]
Ah! [Screams.]
Ah! If witches have all these magic powers, why are they so ugly? Yeah I know, if I were a witch I'd go "poof" rich and beautiful.
Guys, you're not going to believe it, Meyers the butcher's back.
And he touched me! Oh, horrible things are going to happen.
[Whimpers.]
First of all, calm down.
Second of all Show me on this witch where he touched you.
I'm going to church! Free fries at Circus Burger, all you need is a coupon.
How about you kid, you want a coupon? Ah! Clown! I guess he doesn't like french fries.
Wow, what was that? Well, what do you know, we finally found something Jack is scared of Clowns.
Or coupons.
But clown's makes more sense.
Kickin' it with you.
Jack, I can't believe you're afraid of clowns.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, he knows he big red-nose.
So you don't like baggy pants, floppy shoes, and that song Dut, dut, duh, duh, dut Stop it! It's true okay? Clowns freak me out.
[Scoffs.]
Oh you weren't just freaked out.
You acted like Milton every time he reads a pop-up book.
Hey, some of those things just come right at you! Jack, what happened? [Sighs.]
It was my fifth birthday party My parents hired a clown, but they didn't hire a very good one.
Hey, you kids like flowers, huh? - All: Yeah! - Alright.
Ta-da! - He just pulled those out of his sleeve.
- What did you say? Sorry.
I said you just pulled those out of your sleeve.
You think I like being a clown, you little punk? You think being a clown is just a big joke.
You think it's just, uh, like I had [Straining.]
I got bills! [Groans, gasps.]
You killed a clown? Well I thought I did.
Turns out he was lite headed from blowing up too many balloon animals.
I hope you're happy, you made me pass out! [Pops balloon.]
Mommy! So, who wants cake? [Screaming.]
From that moment on, I've been terrified of clowns.
After that story, I am too.
Since then I just avoid them, I know where every clown in the city lives Shaky McGee, Chuckles Watson, Blato, Blimpo, and Uncle Giggles.
Wow.
How do you keep track of them all? Luckily it's not that hard, they all travel in one car.
Kickin' it with you.
I'll see you tonight Jack.
[Evil laughter.]
Woman: Frank, why is this door locked? I'm practicing my evil laugh mom! Well, stop it! You're scaring the cat.
- I got this, I got this, here we go.
- Okay.
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright.
I can't do it.
I shouldn't have named it.
You shouldn't have named it Bernard.
You trying to get its butt kicked by the other pumpkins? Just do me a favor - Can you make the first cut? - Fine, I'll do it.
Bernard this is not personal it's just pumpkin business.
I can't do it either.
I relate to this little fella.
I was the smallest one in my family too.
Seriously? - I wouldn't.
- Got it.
Who says a pumpkin has to be carved anyway? I could just decorate it into something really scary.
You should make a dude with a crazy witch hair, Werewolf fur on the neck, one eye going that way, one eye going the other way Oh shoot.
I just described my boyfriend Barry.
Whoa! - I wouldn't.
- Got it.
Kickin' it with you.
You know what, you should probably take your mask off while you eat.
I'm good thanks.
You know what they say When in Rome, take your mask off.
Rudy, it's Halloween, everybody's wearing costumes and masks.
I'm not wearing a mask, my face is right out there for full eyeball enjoyment.
[Laughs.]
You're cute.
Oh I have to go, I'm volunteering at the haunted house.
No, wait, wait, wait, you've got a little hummus on your whiskers.
Let me get that for you.
Rudy, I'm fine! I'll see you later.
[Sighs.]
Let me guess Phil, you're wearing that because you don't have rats.
No, I am wearing this for Halloween, I have plenty of rats.
Whoa! Hey! Hey! Where is everyone going? You know what? I don't think I'm going to need this frequent falafeler card anymore.
[Sighs.]
Milton how long does it take to put on a wolf man costume? I'm coming.
What happened? I thought you were supposed to be the wolf man? They said they would hold it for me, but they rented out the last one.
I had to be Little Boy Blue.
Hey, is everyone okay in here? Uh, yeah, why? - I told you, Myers was in the dojo.
- What? The legend was true, the murder, the butcher, the curse.
Jerry, there is no legend.
I mean there was a guy named Myers who owned a butcher shop here.
But I made the rest up to scare Jack.
So you made the whole thing up? Yes! Now can we please go enjoy our Halloween? Okay Mrs.
Zombie.
I'd hate to waste this cool wolf man costume.
[Laughs.]
They were saving it for some sucker, but I paid the guy extra.
Totally worth it.
- I'm the sucker, that's mine, take it off! - Hey, hey no, I can't! I'm kinda wearing weird underwear.
For what it's worth, you make a pretty good Goldilocks.
I'm Little Boy Blue.
It's 7:00 Circus Burger's closed so their clown's gone.
Now let's go Boo-Stravaganza our butts off.
Jack, what the matter? You heard what Kim said the Circus Burger clown is gone.
I'm not worried about that clown.
I'm worried about that clown! Ah! Oh, oh there is a curse! Oh, and something horrible is going to happen to me.
There is no curse, it's Frank and the Black Dragons.
[Crowd screaming.]
The Black Dragons are trashing the place! [People screaming.]
Great! I spent six hours working on my pumpkin, and now the Black Dragons are going to smash it.
No they're not! If anybody touches our little Bernard, they going down.
Yeah! [Grunting.]
Let's go.
[Growling.]
[Grunts.]
Jack you've gotta go out there, if you don't stop this I'll be little boy black and blue.
[Sighs.]
You don't think I want to go out there? - I can't.
- Great! All the time we put into the Halloween party, and the Black Dragons are ripping it to shreds.
Too bad you can't be like Bobby Wasabi in "Blind Samurai".
Even though he couldn't see, he used his other senses to wipe out a whole army of ninjas.
And rode his seeing-eye pony off into the sunset.
That's it! Milton, you are a genius! Maybe so, but I would trade 40 IQ points for one lone hair on my chest.
You don't want any of this.
Whoa! Oh.
I guess they do want some of this, my bad.
Hey you clowns! I'm the one you want! Come on! Jack, you're talking to a palm tree.
Yes.
Hey you clowns! I'm the one you want! [Crowd mummers.]
- Uh! - What you smiling at Pumpkin Head? [Yells.]
Oh! [Bell rings.]
[Howls.]
[Grunts.]
There's your Little Boy Blue! [Grunt.]
Ha! [Gasps.]
Not so tough now, are you Jack? [Whimpers.]
[Evil laugh.]
- Say goodbye Goldilocks! - I'm Little Boy Blue! Ah! What are you doing, I'm a clown you're scared of me! I am, but that's my friend! Boo.
[Crowd cheers.]
Dude, that was awesome! Nothing terrible happened, something great happened.
There is no curse.
How'd you get over your whole clown thing? I had to face it, I couldn't let you guys down.
Thanks Jack, my horn and I salute you.
[Fart sound.]
That wasn't the horn was it? - Sadly no.
- Mm.
Look it wasn't just me, we all faced our fear.
You guys were scared of the Black Dragons, but you stood up to them.
It was a fight to the finish, but we saved Bernard.
Guys check it out, this is the best pumpkin I've ever done.
- Wow.
- Whoa! - Huh, huh? - Another salute to us.
No please, we're good.
Kickin' it with you.
It's clear that I have very strong feeling for you.
But this is the moment of truth.
This relationship can't go any further, until I see what you look like under the cat mask.
[Sighs.]
Okay Rudy, it's really not that big of a deal.
Halloween's almost over anyway.
I can't believe I bought into that whole stupid curse thing.
I mean nothing terrible happened to me.
This turned out to be the best Halloween ever.
Ah! Ah! Jerry, what's wrong? She's not a dog, she's beautiful.
She's She's my mommy.
Oh, I knew there was a curse!