Knight Squad (2018) s01e12 Episode Script

1 [ALARM HORN WAILING.]
[ALARM STOPS.]
Why did the alarm horn go off during our sleepover party? Someone probably saw our pajamas and declared a fashion emergency.
Footsie pajamas are awesome, right, Warwick? Sorry, bro, I told you this was gonna happen.
SAGE: [GROANS.]
Stupid horn.
Oh, cool pajamas, Arc.
Just kidding.
They're dumb.
Well, there's no threat here.
It must be a false alarm.
Do you hear that, scary warrior? You can go back to bed now.
It's Commander Umbala.
She's Ryker's bloodthirsty enforcer.
How did she get past the crystal force field? I'm not sure, but ready your weapons Which we forgot.
It's okay.
She forgot her weapon, too.
[ENERGY HUMMING.]
No, she remembered.
Battle formation! [AX WHOOSHING.]
[AX WHOOSHING.]
Ahhhhh! ALL: [GRUNTS OF COMBAT.]
The only way to beat her is to get rid of her weapon.
Well, that ax of hers could take out four people with one swing Meaning, Phoenix Squad, you're up.
Don't worry, I got this.
Take thee outie axie-waxie! - [MAGIC WHOOSHING.]
- STUDENTS: [GROANING.]
Sorry, I axied when I should have waxied.
Kraken Squad, charge! KRAKEN SQUAD: [ROARING.]
[GROANING.]
I'm gonna use my giant strength to rip that thing from her hands.
[ROARING.]
I got it! Whoa! No, it's got me! Whoa! Are you okay? Yeah.
My body broke the fall.
It's up to us.
We need something powerful to take her down.
What about the Flying Phoenix Kick we've been working on? Every time we try it, we land on our butts.
Yeah, well, this time she's gonna land on our butts.
[AX WHOOSHING.]
Let's just do the kick.
[ENERGY ZAPPING.]
ARC & CIARA: [GROANING.]
ARC: [LOUD GROAN.]
UMBALA: These are the future knights of Astoria? Pathetic! Oh, no, what's she gonna do now? [MAGIC POOFING.]
She's going to stand there until I turn her back into Sir Gareth.
[MAGIC ZAPPING.]
This was a drill that you all failed! Leaving your weapons upstairs! I expect that from Warwick.
Thanks.
Hey! I don't know what's the bigger disaster Your lack of skills or your choice of jammies.
Skills! No, no, jammies! Fault! Not one of you was prepared when the kingdom was in danger.
Clearly, you haven't been taking your training seriously.
Hogancross, poof me away so I don't have to look at them.
Sure.
You can join me for my hip hop dance class.
I'd rather watch this crusty old wizard ruin hip hop than look at you.
[MAGIC POOFING.]
Na na na na hey Wow, we got our butts kicked so badly in that drill they're calling it The Pajama Massacre.
Even you, bro? Well, I held back my bravery so I wouldn't make everyone else look bad.
[BRANCHES RUSTLING.]
PRUDENCE: Uh what's in the bushes? [CREATURE CHATTERING.]
What is that thing? [CREATURE CHATTERING.]
Hello.
Look at that little ball of cuteness.
- [LICKING.]
- WARWICK: Uh uh Whatever it is, it sure is gooey.
[CREATURE CHATTERING.]
Because he's a slobber puff.
That's the slobber.
[FARTING.]
And that's the puff.
Oh, he's the grossest thing ever.
And he stinks.
So, we're keepin' him, right? WARWICK & PRUDENCE: Definitely! Oh, don't worry about lunch.
It's on me.
Aw.
You're offering to pay? What are you up to? Getting us free lunch and dessert.
Ow! Oh, Warlock! I found this disgusting hair in my food.
We refuse to pay and demand free dessert.
[MAGIC WHOOSHING.]
The customer service here is top notch.
You're gonna regret this when you go bald.
Don't you wish that on me.
Sorry.
I'm still upset about that Umbala drill.
Our Flying Phoenix Kick was more like a flying flop.
You know, the real Commander Umbala led the charge when Ryker's army attacked my village.
Some day I'm gonna get my revenge on Ryker.
People have been saying that for 200 years.
He's been around that long? He has the inner rage of a much younger villain.
Why's he such a jerk? Long ago, Ryker was actually the King of Astoria.
I know I asked, but I'm already incredibly bored.
Oh, right, I'd better Arcify this.
So, King Ryker was like totally cray.
He was all like, I'm evil, do what I say, blah, blah, blah! Now this is a story! The people were like, you'd better bounce, evil dude, and he was like, what are you gonna do Banish me?! Did they banish him? Tell me they banished him.
- Oh, they banished him.
- Yes! Love a good banishing! Ryker vowed to return to conquer Astoria.
When did you get that banana split? I found another hair while you were talking.
Go on.
So, Wizard Hogancross used the most powerful crystals in the kingdom to create a force field.
No way! The dragon blood crystals, they're real? Yes, and they're in the secret crystal room.
- But before you ask - Can you take me there? Come on.
I'm your best friend.
Prudy's my best friend.
Hurtful.
Sorry, but taking you there is too big of a risk.
What? Okay, how do I say this nicely? The crystals are really valuable and, well, you're kinda what's the opposite of not a thief? Is this about me stealing your tiara, so I could pay for knight school? What's the opposite of no? Unbelievable.
After all we've been through, you really don't trust me.
You just tricked your way into two free desserts.
Make that three.
You know what? I'm not gonna sit here and listen to this.
Good day! I'll take the rest of my desserts to go.
[MAGIC WHOOSHING.]
Once again, the customer service is top notch.
Oh oh hey Oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh Hey! Oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh Oh oh Hey! Oh, we will be heroes We are the Knight Squad Hey! What's all this? Well, since you can't get past me stealing your tiara, I'm gonna get your money back by selling all of my most valuable possessions.
Old boots, a sad jar of buttons, and a nasty chicken bone? Actually, it's a nasty turkey bone.
If you hold it up to your ear, you can hear it gobble.
Arc, I feel bad that I hurt your feelings.
But you can't blame me for not trusting you.
Seriously? All right, when you got captured by that giant spider - who cut you out of the web? - You.
When you were about to drink that expired Pegasus milk, who stopped you? You.
When you fell out of that tower, who caught you? - Prudy.
- Oh, yeah.
Well, Prudy isn't the one keeping your secret.
Okay, you're right.
I trust you with my secret, so I should be able to trust you with the crystal room.
Yes! As a thank you, you can take any one of my buttons.
Please don't take my buttons.
[MAGIC WHOOSHING.]
We'd like everyone to meet Slobwick.
[CHATTERING.]
He seems more like a Roberto.
[GIGGLING.]
What is that creature doing in my school? His name's Fizz and you hired him.
I think he means our new pet.
Pet? After The Pajama Massacre, a furry distraction is the last thing you need.
We wanna make him our school mascot.
Why? We've got Buttercup.
[GIGGLES.]
Knight school! Knight school! It's the right school! For people who are training to be knights school! Oh, well, it's settled then.
Say goodbye to your furry stinkball.
[GROWLING.]
SAGE: [GROWLING.]
Come on, Sir Gareth.
Look how cute he is.
[CHATTERING.]
Slobber puffs are known to cause mischief.
Plus, there's a pouch on their back just like a kangaroo Which is a weird body part.
What's wrong with having a back pouch? I could put my lunch in there.
I wouldn't do that.
They go crazy, if you touch their pouch.
Prudence is right.
Watch.
[GROWLING, CHOMPING.]
- Ah! - What? He has a pouch potato? He comes with his own snacks.
Okay, what if we train him so he behaves? I promise he'll grow on you.
Give me one good reason why I should let you keep him.
[SPRAYING SLOBBER.]
[LAUGHING.]
[LAUGHING.]
He does have good aim.
Okay, if you can take care of him, you can keep him.
ALL: Yes! We won't let him out of our sight.
He's rolling away.
[CHATTERING.]
Oh, come on, Slobwick, you're makin' us look like fools.
Welcome to the Dragon Blood Crystal Room.
One time, I saw a monkey riding on a pig and I thought that was the coolest thing ever.
But this this is the coolest thing ever! Okay, you came, I trusted you.
Let's go.
Oh, can I hold one of the crystals? I've never held anything so valuable before.
Oh, except this awesome tiara I once stole.
Oh, right, you were there.
No touching! If the crystals move even an inch, it can weaken the force field that protects the kingdom.
Fine.
I don't have to touch one.
I'll just take a selfie with my magic mirror.
You can't take a selfie here.
I just wanna send one to my dad.
I haven't told him I'm in Astoria yet.
A picture with these crystals would show that I'm here and I'm making my dreams come true.
So I can take a selfie? Not a chance.
No one can ever know you were here.
Okay.
But you don't get to see a picture of a monkey riding a pig, then.
Oh! You've got to! It's way too good.
CIARA: Whoa! You didn't say they had hats.
Oh, nah nah, nah nah Hey hey hey I love our sunrise yoga sessions.
But did you have to empty the courtyard? Yes.
I don't like people looking at my downward dog.
And switch to Warrior 2.
[THUNDEROUS RUMBLING.]
- What's going on? - I don't know.
Just who I was looking for The false king of Astoria.
Ryker? No, it's just his hologram.
He's not really here.
Not yet.
So, you still have time to go and change out of your embarrassing yoga outfit.
How is this possible? Something must be wrong with the dragon blood crystals.
Your force field is losing power, and when it falls, so will your kingdom! [EVIL LAUGHTER.]
Oh, no, Ryker's coming.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
Oh oh oh Ah ah ah ah Wizard Hogancross, what's happening? I've located the problem.
One of the dragon blood crystals is missing.
We can see that.
We all have eyes.
[CLEARING THROAT.]
Some of us more than others.
No, that's all right.
I only need one to see that we're in deep dragon doo-doo.
The force field is weakening.
In a few hours, the crystals will fail [ENERGY POWERING DOWN, ELECTRICAL ZAPPING.]
Did I say a few hours? I meant right now! There's only three crystals left.
When they're gone, nothing will stop Ryker from coming here.
Which is bad news for anyone who can't poof themselves hundreds of miles away.
How could we lose a dragon blood crystal? Oh, um, it appears a thief broke in and stole it.
We found this bone wedged in the door.
A turkey bone? A nasty, double crossing turkey bone! How do you know what it is? How could I not know what it is? Thanksgiving is my jam! That's true.
[CHUCKLES.]
She even likes that weird green bean casserole no one wants.
HOGANCROSS & SIR GARETH: Ugh! We're running out of time.
To restore the force field to full power, we must get that crystal back! Which means catching the thief who stole it.
I'll summon the guards.
Good, but keep this between us.
Word of a Ryker attack could cause a panic.
Remember when people thought the kingdom was out of hotdogs? Remember? I got my left ankle chewed off during The Great Wiener Riots.
Forced aware.
How could I be so stupid? Oh, liking green bean casserole doesn't make you stupid.
It just makes you weird.
[MAGIC WHOOSHING.]
You found Slobwick.
Where was he? We looked for him everywhere.
Then we got tired and took a nap.
When we woke up, he was there.
And they said we couldn't take care of a pet.
Oh, is that thing really back? Yes.
But I thought you loved Sir Talking Hand.
What's up, m'lady? I meant the slobber puff.
You know I think your talking hand is hilarious.
[LAUGHING.]
Don't worry about Slobwick.
We're training him.
He gets a chicken nugget every time he listens to a command.
Oh, the nugget system.
That's how my parents potty trained me.
Except they used a whole chicken.
Ahhh [CHOMPING.]
[PURRING.]
[BURPING.]
Ohhh look, Sage, isn't he just the cutest little spitwad ever? - [MEOWING.]
- [GIGGLING.]
Come on, give him a pet.
Fine.
I guess one pet couldn't hurt.
[BARKING.]
SAGE: [GASPING.]
Don't look, Sir Talking Hand.
- [GROWLING.]
- SAGE: [GROANS.]
Look what that furball did to me! Oh, you are definitely getting a nugget for that.
[CHATTERING.]
Ooh, something bad must be happening.
Bad? No.
Oh, no.
We're just, um urgently grabbing weapons to-o-o-o-o blend our smoothies.
Sir, that stupid slobber puff attacked me.
Tell them to get rid of it.
Get rid of it! Well, that was easier than I thought.
You can't do that, Sir Gareth.
Actually, I can.
That thing is trouble.
I want him gone by the time I get the thief who stole The protein powder for our smoothies.
Sorry, Slobby.
The world's just not fair to cute little guys like us.
[CHATTERING.]
it's so sad for you to watch him go.
Now I'll grab a hatchet! Uh we're releasing him back into the wild.
Oh, good idea.
Give him a running start.
Yeah ah Yeah yeah Warlock, for my next course, I will have the swordfish.
[MAGIC WHOOSHING.]
Mmm! Extra swordy.
Hey, Ciara.
Guess who recently came into some money and is now ordering off the fancy menu? - You! - Heck, yeah, me! Now the craziest thing happened.
I fell asleep in the courtyard, and people dropped money in my hat.
I know you went back to the crystal room.
I absolutely did not go back.
They found your turkey bone wedged in the door.
I absolutely might have gone back.
How could you do this to me? I trusted you.
Let me explain.
That you stole one of the dragon blood crystals and endangered the entire kingdom? Yes.
I mean, no.
I mean, what is happening? You're about to get arrested.
That's what's happening.
Ciara, step aside.
Arc, the Princess informed us that this turkey bone belongs to you.
You are under arrest for stealing a dragon blood crystal.
But I didn't I didn't do it! Take him away! I'll I'll just confiscate this delicious evidence.
Oh yeah Nah nah nah nah ah And then Fizz said he wanted to be the one to let Slobwick go.
I never even got to try his pouch potato.
I know it hurts, but you still have your friends.
Guys Arc was just arrested.
[SOBBING.]
My world is crumbling.
Why would they arrest Arc? He stole a dragon blood crystal.
This has to be a mistake.
Arc wouldn't put the kingdom in danger.
They have proof and they found him at the Tasty Trunk ordering off the fancy menu.
No! Not the fancy menu.
I know it's hard, but you have to accept Arc's not who we thought he was.
Yes, he is.
I'm gonna go tell them they've got the wrong guy.
And I'm gonna go with him.
I think it's been a hard day.
WARWICK: It's been a really hard day, okay? Yeah.
[MAGIC WHOOSHING.]
We're running out of time! Tell me what I wanna know! I can't.
Because I didn't take the dragon blood crystal.
So, what, it just magically walked away? Maybe.
Weird things happen in Astoria.
Yesterday, I saw a fairy poop gumdrops.
That's enough! I guess we're doing this the hard way! No! Not the sword! I'm sorry, wrong sheath.
A feather? What, you're gonna tickle it outta me? Oh! You are! Where's the crystal? Please! Stop it! My skin's too delicate for this! Sir Gareth, what are you doing? Uh, tickle tactics.
It's advanced knight stuff.
But you've got the wrong guy.
Yeah, Arc would never take that dragon blood crystal.
Aw, thanks, guys.
I'd hug you, but I can't feel my arms.
Arresting Arc is a travesty of justice! And I'm fairly certain I used that word correctly.
This is a matter of private castle security.
No one should be here.
Sir Gareth, I'm here.
Oh, fantastic, it's a party.
I'll make a seven-layer dip.
All right, you've seen what a liar and a thief looks like.
Time to go.
[ENERGY PULSATING.]
Oh, good goblin, the shield is getting weaker.
Where is the dragon blood crystal? You're right.
The kingdom's in danger.
It's time to confess.
That I always keep a lock pick up my sleeve.
He's escaping! GUARD: [GRUNTING.]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
You still think Arc's innocent? I can't believe it.
Arc's really a thief.
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh The force field's flickering.
Flickering's bad.
Wizard Hogancross, please check on the crystals.
- [CLEARS THROAT.]
- [MAGIC WHOOSHING.]
There are three crystals remaining.
As long as they glow, Astoria is safe.
[ELECTRICAL ZAPPING.]
[MAGIC WHOOSHING.]
Stupid crystals.
We're doomed! And I never learned to play guitar.
Daddy, you have to be brave for the sake of the kingdom.
Think of what calms you.
Ohhhh okay.
Sunsets.
Chocolate fountains.
[CHUCKLES.]
Ryker's gonna destroy us.
This isn't working! But if we don't return the stolen dragon crystal soon, Astoria is no more.
The King is freaking out.
Tell him some good news.
Well I can poof anywhere in the world, and I just got new swim trunks.
Please, close your robe! We've all been through enough today.
Your Majesty! We can't find Arc, but we will hunt him down and fix this before Ryker shows his ugly face around here.
He's behind me, isn't he? Yes, and his very handsome face is ready to reclaim his crown.
Watch this! [MAGIC HUMMING.]
Good goblin, the force field is so weak, he's using dark magic to make a portal.
Soon my warriors will be able to pass through and I will conquer Astoria! [MAGIC WHOOSHING.]
Oh, this is really bad.
Run, oh, gasper, I need you! [EXAGGERATED GASPING.]
But I thought Ryker couldn't attack until all five crystals went dark.
He can't.
But his warriors can! [EXAGGERATED GASPING.]
You don't have to gasp at everything.
It cheapens the gasp.
Sir Gareth, to hold off Ryker's army, we'll need your best knights.
Well, they're scattered across the kingdom looking for that thief Arc.
I'm I'm the only knight left in the castle.
What about your knight school students? They're not ready.
And after their last drill, I'm not sure they ever will be.
You try fighting in pajamas! Which is what I heard they had to do.
It looks like our only hope is Sir Gareth taking on an entire army by himself.
Now is when you gasp.
Get it together, man! [MAGIC WHOOSHING.]
My best friend's a thief and a traitor? Do you think they'll catch him? Please Arc's probably half way across the kingdom by now.
I wouldn't be too sure about that.
PRUDENCE & WARWICK: Whoa! I need to talk to you guys.
Don't bother.
We're turning you in.
Yeah, let's go, Arc, if that is your real name.
Guys, look, I'm innocent, all right? I need you two to help me prove it.
You think we're going to help you after you betrayed the whole kingdom? I didn't steal the crystal.
Then prove it by showing me where the crystal is.
Man, I thought he'd fall for that.
Look, I did break into the crystal room, but for a really important reason.
I needed a selfie.
That's the most shallow reason I've ever heard.
Oh, those crystals do make your eyes pop.
You can use it as your mug shot.
No, look, all the crystals are there.
The thief stole it after I took this picture.
Or you took the picture and then stole the crystal.
I'm just saying you had options.
I really thought that picture would help me prove I didn't do it.
Wait, what's this on the wall? I got this.
Exevalo plucky-plucky! [SLOBBER SPLATTERS.]
Oh, gross! It's slobber.
[SMACKING LIPS.]
How do you know what slobber tastes like? I don't have to answer that.
We found a slobber puff.
He must have followed Arc, swiped the crystal, and hid it in his pouch.
[SIGHS.]
You're not a thief.
I'm sorry we didn't believe you, Arc.
That means we can still be best friends.
Bestie bumps! ARC & WARWICK: Up top, in the middle, slide, downtown! Aw, you're dorks again.
Oh, we're not done yet.
WARWICK & ARC: Karate chop, elbow, wink! Okay, now we're done.
Oh, good, because the entire fate of the kingdom hinges on finding that slobber puff.
- Oh, we forgot the spin.
- Unh-unh, let's go! Yeah yeah, yeah yeah Hey hey Why do you think Sir Gareth called us here? Ooh, maybe it's a surprise birthday party for me.
It's not your birthday.
What's why I'd be surprised.
Oh, late much? Oh, Sage, it's so sweet that no matter how scary things get, you'll always be a pain in my butt.
I'm glad you appreciate my work.
Students, I called you here because the castle is about to be attacked.
STUDENTS: [GASPING.]
You want us to ready our weapons? No, I want you to hide.
I know you're disappointed in us, but give us a chance to help you fight.
You saw what happened in that drill.
If I took you into a real battle, you'd only get hurt.
Now find your squad mates and get somewhere safe.
Yes, Sir Gareth.
What, you're just gonna defend the castle alone? No, not alone.
I'm bringing an old friend.
[GRUNTS.]
[LAUGHING.]
Say hello to Sir Gareth's super-scary spikey fist.
What a silly name.
You said it, Sir Talking Hand.
Ha! You should send him to fight Ryker, because he kills me.
Hmph! Oh oh oh oh oh oh Wah oh, wah oh Look, there's Fizz.
Remember, everybody in the kingdom is looking for me, so don't do anything to draw attention.
I think you lost that battle when you put on the mysterious cloak.
Hey, Fizz.
Who's the dude in the mysterious cloak? Oh, that's just my new friend Cloaky Kardashian.
Where did you release Slobwick? He's miles away by now.
[FARTING.]
Did your bag just fart? No, that was me.
[CHATTERING.]
Wait, no, Slobwick's in there! Grab him, Arc! Come out of there, slobber puff! I need that crystal! - [CHOMPING.]
- Ow! He bit my hand! [CHATTERING.]
He's getting away! What are you two doing with this thief? Sorry, but we don't have time for this.
Get ready for a giant hug.
[GROANING.]
Go! Go! Go! Prudy, I have to stop Arc! And I can't let you.
Look, they're giving away free coconut drinks! Oh, from the fancy menu? Oh, she knows me so well! [MAGIC WHOOSHING.]
[THUNDER CRASHING.]
What's happening, Wizard? Let's check.
[MAGIC WHOOSHING.]
Oh, good goblin, we're down to one dragon blood crystal.
We're done for! Bring me my the-end-is-near crown.
If you need me, I'll be hiding in my chocolate fountain.
That portal is almost big enough for Ryker's warriors to come through.
Which means I'm the castle's only hope.
Well, don't forget about me.
I'm totes brave.
[CHATTERING.]
[SCREAMS.]
Monster! Shoo! Relax.
It's just that slobbery rat.
And the rat who stole the crystal.
Halt, thief! [GASPING.]
You'll never get through the Wick brothers.
Huh! I mean, technically, you didn't go through us, so [PALM SLAP.]
[STRAINING.]
I got you! I have to see what's in that pocket! Yes! I have the crystal! The kingdom is saved.
I wish Ciara could see this.
[SCREAMING.]
Wait, Ciara, wait! Ooh, too late.
Arc didn't take the crystal.
He just pulled it out of the slobber puff's pouch.
Arc's innocent? There's no time to explain.
We need that crystal.
[ENERGY SURGING.]
PRUDENCE: Sir Gareth, look out! WARRIOR: [ROARING.]
Oh, no, the crystal! [GASPING.]
WARRIOR: [ROARING.]
WARRIOR: [ROARING.]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
It's the real Commander Umbala.
I'm not scared.
I just want to know what the inside of a barrel looks like.
Oh oh oh Ah ah ah ah I can't break these shackles.
They're giant proof.
Yes, they're even too strong for my massive muscles.
- Get your lock pick out.
- I dropped it.
And the goon with the keys is using it to Clean his ears.
[MAGIC WHOOSHING.]
I have one of the dragon blood crystals.
Excellent.
Guard that crystal with your life.
As long as you have it, nothing can stop me from returning.
Your wish is my command, King Ryker.
I'm not king until that last crystal goes dark.
Come on, Umbala! We've been over this! Round up the royal family.
I want them to see my coronation.
I'd like a crowd of weeping people.
You heard him! Find the King and the Princess! I should have just believed you.
It's all my fault.
No, it's my fault.
I should have never snuck into that crystal room and taken that selfie.
You didn't know you'd be followed by a furry spit bucket.
He's a slobber bucket.
Okay, words matter.
Hey, knuckleheads, we're chained up and the kingdom is falling.
Maybe zip your yap holes.
KING: [GRUNTING.]
When my fearsome warrior, Sir Gareth, finds out you abducted me, you'll pay.
Uh, hello? Never mind.
Now! Tell me where your daughter is! I'll never tell you.
We have to do something.
I'll handle this.
Oh, Miss Umbala? I know where the Princess is.
What are you doing? Get him up! Where is she? The Princess is in my friend Warwick's dreams.
He's right about that.
In your face, Dumbala! No one's called me that since the third grade.
Shall I get the hammer, boss? Yes! We'll smash the answers out of them! Why are you making the Mohawk guy even angrier? So, I could grab these.
You stole the keys? Bold move after just clearing your name for stealing.
But it's appreciated.
All right, unlock yourselves, but be quiet.
These students you say are so unprepared, seem to be doing quite well.
[CUFFS THUD.]
Oops.
Escaping's hard, guys.
Get them! SIR GARETH: Go! [DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
Leave me.
Just get my daughter out of the kingdom.
Your Majesty, I can't leave you.
I said, go.
Come on! They're just children! Forget them! [ROARING.]
They won't soon forget that smackdown we just gave them.
[MAGIC WHOOSHING.]
Where is everybody? You're supposed to say, come out, come out, wherever you are! [GIGGLING.]
It's Arc! Arrest him! No, wait! Arc's innocent.
I tackled him It's a long story.
Commander Umbala and her warriors have captured the King and Sir Gareth.
No! I just got married.
Well, there goes the honeymoon.
Look, Ryker will be here soon.
Sir Gareth told us to get as far away from the castle as possible.
Good luck, everyone.
Wait, you're not coming with us? I can't leave.
Look, this is all happening because of me.
I have to at least try and fix it.
I can't run, either.
Astoria is where my family is.
It's where the King is.
I'm in.
Giants don't run.
Seriously.
When we do, buildings get stepped on.
Well, you know I'm not goin' anywhere.
I've gotta save the Princess.
What about your brother? That was implied, Ciara.
Well, I'm staying, too.
Well, don't look so shocked.
I care about things.
So, do we all wanna stay and fight? STUDENTS: Yeah! Then let's do this.
But Sir Gareth says we're not ready.
Maybe we aren't.
But we don't get to pick the moment you're asked to be heroes.
Those moments pick us.
There's still time to get the dragon blood crystal back and stop Ryker.
So, let's go save the kingdom.
For Astoria! STUDENTS: For Astoria! [MAGIC WHOOSHING.]
While we wait to give Ryker this, I'm just gonna smash the rest of your real body parts.
Well, that won't take long, so, ha, joke's on you.
Hey, Dumbala! I'm here to take back the dragon blood crystal! You and what army? This army! Attack! STUDENTS: Attack! [DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
Let's get those chains off.
Make sure to tell your daughter I saved you.
Thanks for saving me.
But it's not gonna happen.
Your Majesty, I must poof you to safety And I know just the beach.
[MAGIC POOFING.]
This is Sparky! He'll be battling you today.
[ROARING.]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES.]
Oh! Oh! Quark anky, stoppy stoppy! Uh! Uh! Why can't I move? Because this idiot's magic worked for once.
You wanna insult me or kick him? I can do both.
WARRIOR: [GRUNTS.]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES.]
[ROARING.]
It's slobber time! WARRIORS: [GASPING, SHOUTING.]
[ROARING.]
Thanks.
If we live, the rat ball can stay.
Yes! [DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES.]
Way to kick butt, Butt.
Way to kick booty, Prudy.
Look, we need to corner Umbala and get that crystal! UMBALA: [ROARING.]
How are we gonna stop her? PRUDENCE: Ah! UMBALA: [GASPING.]
That'll work.
She's coming! Hurry up and put the crystal back before she UMBALA: [GRUNT OF EFFORT.]
[MAGIC ZAPPING.]
blocks us from saving the kingdom.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES.]
Make this easy! Give me the crystal! Not happening.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
Ha! This your first fight? For your information, we fought a fake you during our pajama party.
Who's the Dumbala now? [EVIL LAUGHTER.]
The last crystal is about to die.
Now, look, we have to try the Flying Phoenix Kick.
But we've never landed it.
If we miss this one, Astoria's over.
Then we'd better not miss.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES.]
Tell Ryker the Phoenix Squad says hi.
Oh, we're the Phoenix Squad.
Well, there's two more of us.
They're just in the castle.
Hey, we should probably put the crystal back.
Oh! [ENERGY CHIMING, SURGING.]
[PALM SLAP.]
Uh-oh! [SCREAMS.]
Do you think they put the crystal back? UMBALA: Whoa! They put the crystal back.
SIR GARETH: The portal's reversing! WARRIORS: [SCREAMING.]
This isn't over.
One day I will return to crush Astoria once and for all! But not today, you big-headed dumb-dumb.
He can't come through that, right? You'd better hope not.
[VICTORIOUS ROAR.]
We did it! Especially Arc and Ciara! Ah, ah, easy now.
Sir Gareth, all of Astoria commends your bravery in our time of need.
Thank you, Your Majesty.
But the credit belongs to the students.
They've proved that they may just become great knights yet.
Yes, you all stood tall in the face of crisis.
While somebody went to the beach.
What's the point of having a beach bod, if you're not going to use it? SIR GARETH: [SCOFFS.]
Students, I bestow upon you the greatest honor a king can bestow.
A royal "good job, guys.
" Guard, bring my good- job-guys crown.
Good job, guys! CROWD: [CHEERING, APPLAUDING.]
You know, I've never gotten a "good job, guys" before.
It's very satisfying.
Hey, how about you send your dad an I-just-saved- the-kingdom selfie? Good idea.
I sent him the crystal room selfie and he never responded.
He still has no idea where I am.
Actually, he knows exactly where you are.
Dad? Hello, son.
I've come to take you home.