Marvel's Rocket and Groot (2017) s01e12 Episode Script
That New Ship Smell
ROCKET: Finally, enough credits in the bank.
Let's go buy that ship of our dreams, Groot.
(THUDS) What a beauty.
Take my money now! (KISSING) At last, you're mine! I'm afraid not.
During your absence, due to economic issues, there was a small price increase.
What? Come on.
You're a dealer, - make me a deal! - I do have an idea.
- What will you do with your old ship? - Take it! What a bargain! ROCKET: Bam! Ha-ha! Keep unpacking your stuff while I enjoy (BREATHES DEEPLY) - That new ship smell.
- I am Groot.
Yeah, yeah.
You love that old helmet of yours.
Nostalgia's fine.
But I look the future straight in the eye.
(EXCLAIMS) I'm Al, the AI of this ship.
I will instruct (EXPLODES) Instruct you in what behavior is appropriate on board a ship of my stature.
Really? Too fatty.
No, there is a speed limit in this sector.
No, too retro! (SLURPING) Too noisy.
Too tall! Too long! Too bushy! - Too - Stop! Take us back to the Junkyard.
- ROCKET: We want our money back! - Oh, I am so sorry.
- All sales are final.
- What? You thief (EXCLAIMS) Give me back my old ship.
Your former ship happens to be a classic, one-of-a-kind.
You never knew what you had, did you? But if you want to make a deal, I have an idea.
(SNARLS) What a steal.
ROCKET: Come on, Groot.
I know you love that old helmet, but look on the bright side.
Our classic ship is back.
(ENGINE STOPS) - GROOT: I am Groot! - ROCKET: Yeah, yeah.
No one likes to be told, "I told you so.
"
Let's go buy that ship of our dreams, Groot.
(THUDS) What a beauty.
Take my money now! (KISSING) At last, you're mine! I'm afraid not.
During your absence, due to economic issues, there was a small price increase.
What? Come on.
You're a dealer, - make me a deal! - I do have an idea.
- What will you do with your old ship? - Take it! What a bargain! ROCKET: Bam! Ha-ha! Keep unpacking your stuff while I enjoy (BREATHES DEEPLY) - That new ship smell.
- I am Groot.
Yeah, yeah.
You love that old helmet of yours.
Nostalgia's fine.
But I look the future straight in the eye.
(EXCLAIMS) I'm Al, the AI of this ship.
I will instruct (EXPLODES) Instruct you in what behavior is appropriate on board a ship of my stature.
Really? Too fatty.
No, there is a speed limit in this sector.
No, too retro! (SLURPING) Too noisy.
Too tall! Too long! Too bushy! - Too - Stop! Take us back to the Junkyard.
- ROCKET: We want our money back! - Oh, I am so sorry.
- All sales are final.
- What? You thief (EXCLAIMS) Give me back my old ship.
Your former ship happens to be a classic, one-of-a-kind.
You never knew what you had, did you? But if you want to make a deal, I have an idea.
(SNARLS) What a steal.
ROCKET: Come on, Groot.
I know you love that old helmet, but look on the bright side.
Our classic ship is back.
(ENGINE STOPS) - GROOT: I am Groot! - ROCKET: Yeah, yeah.
No one likes to be told, "I told you so.
"