Max & Ruby (2002) s01e12 Episode Script

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[theme song playing]
Max and Ruby ♪
Ruby and Max ♪
Max and Ruby ♪
Ruby and Max ♪
[man] Max and ruby.
[woman] Ruby
and her little brother, Max.
[children] Max and Ruby!
[children giggling]
[Max reading]
[Louise] What
a good idea, Ruby.
Making a lemonade stand is
a great way to raise money
for our bunny scout trip
to the zoo.
Thanks, Louise.
Everyone loves lemonade.
We'll make a big pitcher
and sell it for a nickel
a glass.
Do you really think
people will pay that
much for lemonade?
They will when
they taste it.
We're going to make Grandma's
special secret recipe.
You start with
a pitcher of water.
Then you add
squeezed lemons and sugar,
not too much,
just enough.
Then you stir it all up.
Don't forget ice cubes
to keep it cold.
Now comes
the special secret part,
a mint leaf from
Grandma's garden.
[Louise] Then what happens?
[Ruby] We get to taste it,
but just a little sip.
This lemonade
is for sale only.
Ah, very refreshing.
Delicious!
[Max] Delicious.
[Ruby] No, Max.
This lemonade
is for our lemonade stand.
Now that we've
made lemonade,
we need a big box to make
a lemonade stand.
I know where
to find one.
We're going
to the garden shed
to find a big box.
Don't touch
that lemonade.
That wooden crate you found
will make a perfect lemonade
stand, Ruby.
[toy] Red alert! Red alert!
Danger! Danger!
Danger!
[Ruby] Max.
Delicious.
That lemonade is
for our lemonade stand.
It's for sale only.
[Ruby] Ant and acorn pancakes?
Disgusting.
Isn't it the prettiest
lemonade stand you ever saw?
Mmm, something's missing.
I know!
Lemonade, one nickel.
Now all we have to do
is wait for customers.
I wonder who our first
customer will be?
[Max] Delicious.
[Ruby] This lemonade
is for sale only.
You have to buy it.
[Louise] Ew!
[chuckling] You can't buy
lemonade with ant
and acorn pancakes, Max.
This lemonade
costs a nickel.
No nickel, no lemonade.
Go get a glass
of grape juice, instead.
Hello, Max.
Hello, Ruby.
Hello, Louise.
What game are you
playing, today?
We're not playing games
today, Mrs. H.
We're raising money for our
bunny scout trip to the zoo.
It's only a nickel
a glass.
What a coincidence.
I was just saying to myself
I could use a nice glass
of fresh lemonade.
Is that a hint of mint?
Yes!
Delicious.
I'll be sure to tell
all my friends.
Thank you, goodbye.
[Louise and Ruby] Thank you.
Did you hear that, Ruby?
Mrs. Huffington is going
to tell all her friends.
We'll sell out
in no time.
If you had
a lemonade stand,
then you could make
money, too, Max.
[coins chinking]
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
[Ruby] You're welcome.
Come again.
[Louise] Remember to tell
your friends.
What are you doing?
[Max] Delicious.
A pancake stand.
No one is going to buy
ant and acorn pancakes, Max.
[Rosalinda] Hello, girls.
What are you
selling today?
Hello, Rosalinda.
We're selling Grandma's
special recipe lemonade.
It's only a nickel
a glass.
What a bargain.
I'll take one.
[Rosalinda] Delicious.
You can never go wrong giving
the customer what they like.
Hello, Max.
And what are you
selling today?
[Max] Delicious.
Oh, my.
None today, thank you.
Hello, Mr. H.
Hello, Ruby.
Hello, Louise.
Mrs. Huffington told me
all about your delicious
lemonade.
One for me and one
for Baby Huffington.
[Ruby] Two lemonades
coming right up.
[Mr. Huffington]
Baby Huffington
likes your lemonade.
Mmm, so do I.
Look, Baby, Max
has got a stand, too.
Let's see what delicious
treat he's selling.
[Max] Delicious.
Oh, dear.
No, thank you, Max.
Sorry, Max.
It looks like nobody
wants your pancakes.
[Grandma] Well,
what's going on here?
[Ruby] Grandma!
Does anyone know where
I can get a refreshing
glass of lemonade?
Right here.
It's only a nickel
a glass.
Oh.
Ah. Delicious!
I couldn't have
made it better, myself.
Now all I need is something
to go with it.
How about a delicious
ant and acorn pancake?
Delicious.
Look, Louise, we have
another customer.
Please give this gentleman
some lemonade.
Good to the last drop.
There you go.
Ah. Delicious.
[Max reading]
One, two, three.
Do you think this table
will be big enough, Ruby?
I hope so, Louise.
There, now we're ready.
Oh, hi, Max.
Louise and I are having
a rummage sale.
You know what that is,
don't you, Max?
A rummage sale is when
you sell things you don't
use anymore.
We're going to bring all
of Ruby's old toys and stuff
out here and sell them.
The money we make
will help pay for our
bunny scout field trip.
You can help,
if you want.
Maybe we should just
take everything out.
Then you can decide what
you want to keep and what
you want to sell.
That's a good idea,
Louise.
Put them all on the floor
and we'll split them into
two piles.
This is where we'll
make the "keep it" pile
and this Is where we'll
make the "sell it" pile.
I'm glad you came
to help, Louise.
Curly Shirley and Tooth Fairy
are definitely not going
in the "sell it" pile.
They're two
of my favorites.
I'll keep them.
What about
this frog thing?
Frog Prince?
I don't play with him
much anymore.
He can go
in the "sell it" pile.
Pinocchio stays.
Do you want this purse
and these shoes?
No.
[Ruby] Mm, what else
is in here?
[frog croaking]
Yappy Puppy can go
and so can
You're mixing up
the two piles, Max.
Keep it.
No, Max.
You can't keep
Frog prince.
I'm going to sell him
in the rummage sale.
You can take things
down to the table
for the rummage sale.
Good thinking, Ruby.
Here, take these and put
them on the table outside.
By the time you come back,
we'll have more stuff for you
to take down, all right?
Want this?
I don't think so.
[toy frog croaking]
Max.
You're supposed to be
taking those things down
to the table.
-Keep it?
-No, Max.
Do you want
this dress, Ruby?
No, it's too small.
[frog croaking]
[frog croaks]
[dog barking]
[barking]
One-monkey band plays
seven instruments at once.
When was the last time
you played with him?
[both] Sell it.
Oh, good, you're back.
There are lots more things
for you to take, Max.
You're being
a big help.
[One-monkey band playing]
Max.
Keep it?
One-monkey band is going
to the rummage sale, too.
If you don't want to help,
Louise and I can do it.
[turns off band]
Just take them down
like you did the last time,
all right?
Thanks.
[One-monkey band playing]
[toy duck quacking]
[Louise] We sure have a lot
in the "sell it" pile, Ruby.
I know.
I can't wait to see
how full the table is.
I think we'll make enough
money for the bunny scout trip.
Oh, ready to take another
bunch of things down?
Thanks a lot, Max.
We're almost done here.
Let's start putting
away things from
the "keep it" pile.
Then we can go down
and arrange all the things
on the rummage sale table.
We have so much stuff,
we might not be able to fit
everything on one table.
[toy cowgirl] Yee-ha!
Yee-ha!
Yee-ha!
[Louise] Some lucky ducks
are going to get some great
deals today.
And we're going to raise
a lot of money for the bunny
scout field trip.
I know where there's
another table, if we need it.
What happened
to all the stuff
Max brought down?
I know we gave him
more than this.
Where is Max?
What's that?
[toy frog croaking]
Max, what are you doing?
Keep it.
You can't keep
these toys, Max.
I really do need to sell
them for the bunny scout
rummage sale.
Well, what's
going on here?
Hi, Grandma.
We're having a rummage sale
to raise money for our bunny
scout field trip.
You certainly have some
interesting toys for sale.
And the prices are
very reasonable.
I think I'll take
this frog.
That's Frog Prince.
He's fifty cents.
And this cute
little puppy.
That's Yappy Puppy.
He's thirty cents.
And the Cowgirl
on her horse,
the One-monkey band,
and the Ducky.
That'll be, um, two dollars,
please, Grandma.
Thank you very much.
Would you like to help me
take these home, Max?
Grandma, what are you going
to do with all these toys?
Keep it.
[frog croaking, dog yapping,
cowgirl shouting, band playing]
[Grandma] Bye, girls.
[Max reading]
There. Which trick
do you want to do, first?
Let's try
[both] This one!
Oh, it says we need
a volunteer from the audience.
[both] Max!
How would you like to be our
volunteer from the audience?
We're going to practice
our magic act.
[Ruby] And you can help.
You just sit here until
we ask for a volunteer
from the audience.
[Ruby] Max.
Don't go near
the magic box.
Only magicians are allowed
to touch these things.
You're supposed to be
the audience.
Just sit there until we call
for you, okay, Max?
[both whispering]
Ladies and gentlemen,
Louise the magnificent
And the amazing Ruby
will now perform
their first trick.
Do we have a volunteer
from the audience?
[Ruby] Max,
you're supposed
to be the audience.
[Louise] This way, please.
I found
a volunteer, Ruby.
Oh, hello, young man.
Can you hear
me all right?
Well, that's surprising.
It must be difficult to hear
with this in your ear.
Ta-da!
How?
A great magician never
tells how a trick is done.
It's magic.
You may sit down now.
Thank you.
Let's try the one
with the milk.
Okay.
Uh-uh-uh,
you can't go in there.
Now you come back here
and sit in the audience until
we call on you, okay, Max?
Are you ready, Louise?
Thank you, Ruby.
I hold here, in my hand,
an ordinary page from
the newspaper,
rolled into a cone-shape,
as you can plainly see.
[whispering] What next?
[whispering] Ask for
a volunteer from the audience
Right.
Now may I have a volunteer
from the audience?
Oh, thank you,
young man.
Could you hold
this cone, please?
I'm going to pour
this whole pitcher of milk
into the newspaper cone
without spilling
a single drop.
Are you ready, Max
I I mean young man?
Ta-da!
How?
Excuse me.
We told you before, Max.
Magicians never give
away their secrets.
Come on.
We're going to show
you another trick.
Oh, Ruby, what's
that on Max's chin?
What?
Oh.
Max, I think you spilled
some juice on your chin.
There is some
juice there.
Let me clean
it with this.
Wait a second,
what's this?
[all gasping]
Ta-da!
How?
It's magic, Max.
That was great, Ruby.
Do you think we're ready
to try the great disappearing
trick yet?
Well, the magic box
is all ready.
[both] Let's do it.
We'd better go
over the instructions
very carefully.
Right.
Okay, we're ready.
Ladies and gentlemen
Where's Max?
I don't know.
Maybe he went
into the box.
[Ruby] He was
snooping around it.
Let's look.
No, he's not in here.
[Ruby] Let's look
around behind it.
No, he's not
here, either.
[Louise] Are you sure
he's not in the box?
[Ruby] I didn't see him.
You look.
You're right.
He's not here.
Now we don't have
an audience.
An audience for what?
Grandma!
We're practicing for
the bunny scout talent show.
You're just in time for our
great disappearing trick.
It's our
grand finale.
Oh, I love
disappearing tricks.
Please sit here.
[chuckling]
Louise the magnificent
And the amazing Ruby
will now perform
our grand finale,
the great
disappearing trick.
Before your very eyes,
I will make Louise disappear
from this magic box.
How exciting.
First, I will ask Louise
to step inside the magic box,
and then, when I say
the magic words,
and tap the box
three times like this
[gasping] Max!
What a wonderful trick.
How did you
get in there?
Magic.
[theme music playing]