Mr. Bean (1990) s01e12 Episode Script

(Drowned out by washing machines ) (Hissing) (Twang) Monday.
Tuesday.
Thursday.
Friday.
Saturday.
Wednesday? (Gasps ) Wednesday! Way-hey-hey! Sunday! (Crash) (Bell rings ) For the last time when I came in here, this was white.
- You must have done something to it.
- I must have done something to it? Let's have a look.
- I say! Hang on! - Come on! This is your machine, right? So it's your problem.
These togs cost 200 quid.
So what are you gonna do about it? - You'll have to fill in a form.
- What form? - You'd better come into the office.
- Oi! Where are you going? (Door shuts ) Hello! (Buzzer) (Bell rings ) - There you go.
- Thanks.
Thank you.
(Attendant) Oi! (Gate clangs shut, Bean yelps ) (Passenger yells) Ow! Ooh! (Splat) No more! (Engine starts, exhaust rattles ) Oh, no.
(Splashing) (Swings club, clanging) (Echoing) No! Ah! (Splashing) Yes! Oh, no! - Aargh! - (Splash) Oh! There, there, stop, stop, stop! There! Go on.
Go on.
Quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly.
Right, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! Go on, go on.
Shoo, shoo, shoo, go on.
Ah!