So Random! (2011) s01e12 Episode Script
Dave Days
Welcome back to magical student week on Wheel of Fortune! If you're just joining us, our magical student contestants are From Hogwarts academy, student Harry Potter.
And school groundskeeper hagrid.
Gryffindor, Gryffindor, You're the house I'm playing for! Go Hogwarts, yay! Neat.
Also playing for middle earth middle school Gollum and smeagol, Who not only share the same rock, But also share the same naked, relatively hairless body.
I'm smeagol.
I love the "wheel-ses" Almost as much as my precious.
And I'm gollum, And I'd rather be on "minute-ses to win it-ses.
" Finally, playing for forks high, It's Bella and Jacob.
I'm playing for Bella.
No.
I'm playing for Bella.
It's like I'm watching one of the "twilight" movies, Except I'm awake.
This one, Harry, he's a right lord of the zings.
Right? Right? Oh! All right, on the board we have One more letter and we'll have a winner.
I'd like to try to solve the puzzle.
As a wizard, I'm quite good at spelling.
Get it? "spell-ing.
" right? You may be the boy who lived, Harry, But that was the joke that died.
Oh, snap-seses! Up top! Sorry.
The phrase is "the wizards oo waverly place.
" Nope.
All the os are up there, Harry.
That's how we play the game.
Looks like a big break for the naked brothers from middle earth.
I wants to solveses it for the preciouses.
No! I'll solve.
"the wizards of" - Yes.
- "Waverly" - Here it comes.
- Precious.
And there it goes.
Bella, the door is wide open.
Don't talk to Bella.
She's mine.
Edward wow.
Up close, you are sparkly.
And a mint wouldn't kill you.
Nothing can kill me.
Bella, I need you to choose.
Pass.
Don't really have passes in this game, But all right.
Harry, back to you.
Pass! Seriously? Okay.
Gollum, take us home.
Pass-eses.
There is no passes in this game, guys.
The letter is "f.
" Jacob, just say "f.
" I'm gonna spin.
What? I mean pass.
Ni'm gonna pass.
Why do you have to whoosh? I like to whoosh.
- Yes, but - Wait, I solved it! "the wizards oo waverly place.
" still wrong, Harry.
- I got something to say.
- Yes.
That's it.
Why would you take off your shirt for no reason? Why would you? That makes no sense.
Where's my shirt? And where's your pants-eses? Okay, that's it.
Magical student week is over.
Whoosh! "so random!" it's a party, get down - "so random!" - It's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around a fantastic journey, a little bit of this and that you know we gonna chill, might not come back so if you're ready, get set 'cause it's time to roll with "so random!" stuff that's out of control surprises flying 'cause life's a riot so ride with us 'cause you need to try it we're on the way, it's time to hang so let's get random and do our thing - come on - It's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around "so random!" Chad Dylan cooper And Nico Harris! "so random!" get down arty, shake that, shake that all around a fantastic journey, and that it of this you know we gonna chill, might not come back so if you're ready, time to roll t's Stop the music.
What? Why? - What's going on? - Well, I got a little surprise.
Been working on a new version of the "so random!" theme song.
New version? You know I sang that, right? Yeah, we all know that.
Anyway, who wants to hear my version of it? Okay, wait, wait, wait.
So what is it, Like a country song? One word.
Just wait for it, wait.
opera .
Where are my tenors at? - it's a party - It's a party, get down - it's a party - It's a party, get down - it's a party - It's a party, get down get down! it's a party, get down .
Get down it's a party, - it's a party, get down - So it's a party, get down Get down it's a party, so so so so random random random random so so so so random random random random so random! .
Yeah.
So what did you think? Uh I think the show can only get better.
Dave days is here! I'm here! but I like the other theme song better.
.
Hit it! "so random!" it's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around a fantastic journey, a little bit of this and that you know we gonna chill, might not come back so if you're ready, get set 'sup, class? I'm your new teach.
Mr.
Goodman.
- Good morning, Mr.
Goodman.
- Whoa! Whoa whoa whoa! No need to "good morning, Mr.
Goodman" me.
Did you notice my funky duds and my head kerchief? I clearly don't play by the rules.
That's right.
Soak it up.
Popcorn! Forget everything you thought you knew about teachers, kids, 'cause I'm the exact opposite.
So I bet right about now.
A boring old normal teacher.
Would have you open your books to chapter 1, huh? Chapter 1? Not me, no.
I'm gonna have you close your books.
To chapter negative 1.
wiki wiki wiki what? .
But, Mr.
Goodman, how do we close our books to a chapter that doesn't exist? Yeah, how do we do that? I don't know.
Don't ask me.
- I don't play by the rules.
Turkey Turkey! - Whoa! Yeah! All right! Whoo! That's right.
I know what you're thinking, kids.
When's this cool teach sporting wheel shoes.
Gonna play this guitar? Am I right? Actually, we're just wondering when we're gonna learn something.
Right about now, Holmes broseph.
Mixed nuts! You just learned that I don't play the guitar.
You know what else I don't play? By the rules.
I got wheels in my shoes.
That's how I roll.
All right, Mr.
Goodman going around the world.
Low fives, everybody.
All right! Yeah, whoa! I'm cool.
I'm cool.
- Kids, I'm cool.
I'm cool.
- Mr.
Goodman, are you Easy, kid.
You don't need to raise your hand to ask a question in here.
That's right.
You got a question, You don't raise your hand.
You lower your foot.
But how are you gonna know if we're lowering our feet.
If they're already touching the floor? I don't know.
Don't ask me.
I've got an ear piercing.
Hawaiian pizza! Oh! Check that out, that's gross! Eww! Oh, that hurt! A boring old normal teacher would have regretted that, But not me, 'cause I don't play by the rules.
So I'm gonna go home and blog about how much I enjoyed it.
All right! Mr.
Goodman, I have a question.
Well, I can't hear you.
Because one: I've got a bit of an ear situation going on, B: You raised your hand, And p.
S.
: Everybody, Mr.
Goodman.
Is a boring old normal teacher name.
Boo hoo hoo hoo! From now on, You'll all call me Mrs.
Bad woman.
Soy sauce! Ow! Worth it.
Totally worth it.
Ahh! A normal teacher wouldn't have karate chopped.
His desk in half right about now, But I don't play by the rules, So I had to karate chop my desk in half.
My wrist hurts pretty bad right now, My knee is starting to swell, And this ear is gonna need a stitch.
A normal teacher would probably have the school nurse check it out, But not me.
No, I'm gonna have a janitor ignore it.
Don't try to be cool.
This message is sponsored by students everywhere.
Coming up next on "so random!" thank you for the tip for you we do a flip put that in a jar with that, we will go far.
what does it take to get you? "so random!" Thank you.
Welcome to chilly slab! What can we get for you? My little Carrie here got straight as, And the deal was she could get anything she wants.
Before we meet her friends at the movies.
What'll you have? I'll take a vanilla double-mega-jumbo gotta-have-it size.
What ploppings would you like? - Nummy bears and candy corn - Can do.
And Graham crackers, chocolate sprinkles, More candy corn and hummus.
Ooh, one #2 plopped right up for you.
That'll be $5.
$5 and here is a tip.
A tip?! - thank you! - Thank you! thank you! .
Well, you're very welcome.
It's just a dollar.
- thank you! - Thank you! thank you, thank you! .
Look, you know, it was just a tip.
You don't have to get too excited over it.
thank you for the tip for you we do a flip put that in a jar with that, we will go far.
.
They sang, daddy.
Yes, they sure did.
Hey, can we get that ice cream to go? we're not done just yet - the thanks you're gonna get - You really don't have to.
this is our ice cream song we invite you to sing along .
Sweetie, aren't we gonna be late for the movie? I'm sure they're almost done, daddy.
Okay, all right.
tipping was invented in 1693 you just did it at chilly slab creamery historically tips are stored in a jar or they can be placed in a dish on the bar tip wave, tip wave, t-t-tip wave .
All right, that's enough.
Come on, honey, they have ice cream at the movies.
But, daddy, this is the only place that offers hummus as a plopping.
And I'm not leaving till I get it! Fine.
I only gave them a dollar.
They can't go they can't go on that much longer.
well, that was 5¢ of thanks, you know there's another 95 to go you were kind to leave money in the jar we may be singing, but you're the real star you're a star! .
Okay, we're leaving.
Let's just Look, I've got a report card with straight as.
That says I'm not going anywhere until I get my #2, old man.
Old man? Huh! Ooh! we said thank you, we said thank you, we said thank you, thank you we said thank you, we said thank you we said thank you, thank you - we said thank you, we said thank you - Stop it.
we said thank you, thank you - chilly slab! - Chilly slab ab! yeah yeah, yeah yeah! whoa whoa! Yeah! oh! Oh! Yeah! yeah, chilly slab-ab! .
We'll have that ice cream in two seconds for you.
Finally.
See? I get my #2 and we're still gonna make the movie.
Sorry, I was here before, but I forgot to leave a tip.
- No no no no! - A tip?! A tip! - thank you! - Thank you! thank you! .
No no no no! we said thank you, we said thank you, thank you we said thank you, we said thank you we said thank you, thank you.
.
Look at these strappy high heels Megan fox is wearing.
They make her look 6' tall.
And look at this pair of heels Steven Tyler is wearing.
They make him look 5' tall.
I wish my mom would let me buy fancy high heels.
Well, girls, what if I told you You could have all the fancy high heels you wanted For the cost of a glass of water? I'd say you better not get our hopes up.
We've been burned by announcers before.
Not this time, girls.
Introducing ice heels.
The first ever freezer-made shoe.
Ice heels, huh? Tell us more.
Well, girls, simply fill those shoe molds with water, Put them in the freezer, and in just 8 to 10 short hours, Let the glamour begin.
Check it out.
The cold shoes turned my toes blue, So now they match your lips.
We look awesome.
And, girls, in your new ice heels, You won't just look cool at home, You'll look cool and hot on the red carpet.
It's Megan fox and Steven Tyler.
We're wearing heels just like you.
And ice heels are totally flexible.
Wanna look taller? Just add more water.
These 8" ice heels.
Make me feel like a Norwegian supermodel.
Wait.
Either I'm shrinking or these shoes are melting, And we got burned again by another announcer.
What are you doing up here, huh? The floor is soaked.
There's water dripping through the ceiling.
And where did you buy those stupid Beautiful ice heels? I'm going to order some Right now! Thanks, mom.
I love You! Ice heels order today.
Water and molds not included.
More "random!" fun is coming right up.
Stick around.
what does it take what does it take what does it take to get you? "so random!" yeah, come on! They're small And adorable.
They spend their days frolicking, Playing, Licking, Exploring, Scratching, But their favorite thing to do Is drink milk and blood! Vampire kittens! Get them off me! Evil is about to pounce.
Vampire kittens coming soon to a pet store near you.
Give it up for Dave days! I woke up in the middle of the night out of luck with this girl on my mind she got away now I'm trying to explain how I fell in love, that's what I like to call it but not enough, it's like I never saw it drifting away I am finding words to say but it all goes what does it take to get you? if I never met you I wouldn't have ran across the country like I'm out of my mind what does it take to hold you? when I'm here without you I don't know where to start I gotta find you and your heart before it falls apart we fell in love, but didn't try to say it knew what it was the moment that we played it we all lose sometimes I can't get her off my mind, I can't get her what does it take I'm finding words to say but it all goes what does it take to get you? if I never met you I wouldn't have ran across the country like I'm out of my mind what does it take to hold you? when I'm here without you I don't know where to start I gotta find you and your heart before it falls apart what does it take to make it real? the world still spins and I'm still feeling your hand right next to mine I play it back a thousand times I wish I took a photograph for every moment that we laughed hung up, I can't relax because she's so far away what does it take to get you? what does it take to get you? what does it take to get you? if I never met you I wouldn't have ran across the country like I'm out of my mind what does it take to hold you? when I'm here without you I don't know where to start I gotta find you and your heart before it falls apart I'm finding words to say before it falls apart yeah yeah! before it falls apart.
.
Give it up for Dave days! "so random!" it's a party, get down "so random!" get down arty, "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around a fantastic journey, and that it of this you know we gonna chill, might not come back so if you're ready, time to roll it's with "so random!" stuff that's out of control surprises flying 'cause life's a riot so ride with us 'cause you need to try it we're on the way, it's time to hang so let's get random and do our thing come on
And school groundskeeper hagrid.
Gryffindor, Gryffindor, You're the house I'm playing for! Go Hogwarts, yay! Neat.
Also playing for middle earth middle school Gollum and smeagol, Who not only share the same rock, But also share the same naked, relatively hairless body.
I'm smeagol.
I love the "wheel-ses" Almost as much as my precious.
And I'm gollum, And I'd rather be on "minute-ses to win it-ses.
" Finally, playing for forks high, It's Bella and Jacob.
I'm playing for Bella.
No.
I'm playing for Bella.
It's like I'm watching one of the "twilight" movies, Except I'm awake.
This one, Harry, he's a right lord of the zings.
Right? Right? Oh! All right, on the board we have One more letter and we'll have a winner.
I'd like to try to solve the puzzle.
As a wizard, I'm quite good at spelling.
Get it? "spell-ing.
" right? You may be the boy who lived, Harry, But that was the joke that died.
Oh, snap-seses! Up top! Sorry.
The phrase is "the wizards oo waverly place.
" Nope.
All the os are up there, Harry.
That's how we play the game.
Looks like a big break for the naked brothers from middle earth.
I wants to solveses it for the preciouses.
No! I'll solve.
"the wizards of" - Yes.
- "Waverly" - Here it comes.
- Precious.
And there it goes.
Bella, the door is wide open.
Don't talk to Bella.
She's mine.
Edward wow.
Up close, you are sparkly.
And a mint wouldn't kill you.
Nothing can kill me.
Bella, I need you to choose.
Pass.
Don't really have passes in this game, But all right.
Harry, back to you.
Pass! Seriously? Okay.
Gollum, take us home.
Pass-eses.
There is no passes in this game, guys.
The letter is "f.
" Jacob, just say "f.
" I'm gonna spin.
What? I mean pass.
Ni'm gonna pass.
Why do you have to whoosh? I like to whoosh.
- Yes, but - Wait, I solved it! "the wizards oo waverly place.
" still wrong, Harry.
- I got something to say.
- Yes.
That's it.
Why would you take off your shirt for no reason? Why would you? That makes no sense.
Where's my shirt? And where's your pants-eses? Okay, that's it.
Magical student week is over.
Whoosh! "so random!" it's a party, get down - "so random!" - It's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around a fantastic journey, a little bit of this and that you know we gonna chill, might not come back so if you're ready, get set 'cause it's time to roll with "so random!" stuff that's out of control surprises flying 'cause life's a riot so ride with us 'cause you need to try it we're on the way, it's time to hang so let's get random and do our thing - come on - It's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around "so random!" Chad Dylan cooper And Nico Harris! "so random!" get down arty, shake that, shake that all around a fantastic journey, and that it of this you know we gonna chill, might not come back so if you're ready, time to roll t's Stop the music.
What? Why? - What's going on? - Well, I got a little surprise.
Been working on a new version of the "so random!" theme song.
New version? You know I sang that, right? Yeah, we all know that.
Anyway, who wants to hear my version of it? Okay, wait, wait, wait.
So what is it, Like a country song? One word.
Just wait for it, wait.
opera .
Where are my tenors at? - it's a party - It's a party, get down - it's a party - It's a party, get down - it's a party - It's a party, get down get down! it's a party, get down .
Get down it's a party, - it's a party, get down - So it's a party, get down Get down it's a party, so so so so random random random random so so so so random random random random so random! .
Yeah.
So what did you think? Uh I think the show can only get better.
Dave days is here! I'm here! but I like the other theme song better.
.
Hit it! "so random!" it's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around a fantastic journey, a little bit of this and that you know we gonna chill, might not come back so if you're ready, get set 'sup, class? I'm your new teach.
Mr.
Goodman.
- Good morning, Mr.
Goodman.
- Whoa! Whoa whoa whoa! No need to "good morning, Mr.
Goodman" me.
Did you notice my funky duds and my head kerchief? I clearly don't play by the rules.
That's right.
Soak it up.
Popcorn! Forget everything you thought you knew about teachers, kids, 'cause I'm the exact opposite.
So I bet right about now.
A boring old normal teacher.
Would have you open your books to chapter 1, huh? Chapter 1? Not me, no.
I'm gonna have you close your books.
To chapter negative 1.
wiki wiki wiki what? .
But, Mr.
Goodman, how do we close our books to a chapter that doesn't exist? Yeah, how do we do that? I don't know.
Don't ask me.
- I don't play by the rules.
Turkey Turkey! - Whoa! Yeah! All right! Whoo! That's right.
I know what you're thinking, kids.
When's this cool teach sporting wheel shoes.
Gonna play this guitar? Am I right? Actually, we're just wondering when we're gonna learn something.
Right about now, Holmes broseph.
Mixed nuts! You just learned that I don't play the guitar.
You know what else I don't play? By the rules.
I got wheels in my shoes.
That's how I roll.
All right, Mr.
Goodman going around the world.
Low fives, everybody.
All right! Yeah, whoa! I'm cool.
I'm cool.
- Kids, I'm cool.
I'm cool.
- Mr.
Goodman, are you Easy, kid.
You don't need to raise your hand to ask a question in here.
That's right.
You got a question, You don't raise your hand.
You lower your foot.
But how are you gonna know if we're lowering our feet.
If they're already touching the floor? I don't know.
Don't ask me.
I've got an ear piercing.
Hawaiian pizza! Oh! Check that out, that's gross! Eww! Oh, that hurt! A boring old normal teacher would have regretted that, But not me, 'cause I don't play by the rules.
So I'm gonna go home and blog about how much I enjoyed it.
All right! Mr.
Goodman, I have a question.
Well, I can't hear you.
Because one: I've got a bit of an ear situation going on, B: You raised your hand, And p.
S.
: Everybody, Mr.
Goodman.
Is a boring old normal teacher name.
Boo hoo hoo hoo! From now on, You'll all call me Mrs.
Bad woman.
Soy sauce! Ow! Worth it.
Totally worth it.
Ahh! A normal teacher wouldn't have karate chopped.
His desk in half right about now, But I don't play by the rules, So I had to karate chop my desk in half.
My wrist hurts pretty bad right now, My knee is starting to swell, And this ear is gonna need a stitch.
A normal teacher would probably have the school nurse check it out, But not me.
No, I'm gonna have a janitor ignore it.
Don't try to be cool.
This message is sponsored by students everywhere.
Coming up next on "so random!" thank you for the tip for you we do a flip put that in a jar with that, we will go far.
what does it take to get you? "so random!" Thank you.
Welcome to chilly slab! What can we get for you? My little Carrie here got straight as, And the deal was she could get anything she wants.
Before we meet her friends at the movies.
What'll you have? I'll take a vanilla double-mega-jumbo gotta-have-it size.
What ploppings would you like? - Nummy bears and candy corn - Can do.
And Graham crackers, chocolate sprinkles, More candy corn and hummus.
Ooh, one #2 plopped right up for you.
That'll be $5.
$5 and here is a tip.
A tip?! - thank you! - Thank you! thank you! .
Well, you're very welcome.
It's just a dollar.
- thank you! - Thank you! thank you, thank you! .
Look, you know, it was just a tip.
You don't have to get too excited over it.
thank you for the tip for you we do a flip put that in a jar with that, we will go far.
.
They sang, daddy.
Yes, they sure did.
Hey, can we get that ice cream to go? we're not done just yet - the thanks you're gonna get - You really don't have to.
this is our ice cream song we invite you to sing along .
Sweetie, aren't we gonna be late for the movie? I'm sure they're almost done, daddy.
Okay, all right.
tipping was invented in 1693 you just did it at chilly slab creamery historically tips are stored in a jar or they can be placed in a dish on the bar tip wave, tip wave, t-t-tip wave .
All right, that's enough.
Come on, honey, they have ice cream at the movies.
But, daddy, this is the only place that offers hummus as a plopping.
And I'm not leaving till I get it! Fine.
I only gave them a dollar.
They can't go they can't go on that much longer.
well, that was 5¢ of thanks, you know there's another 95 to go you were kind to leave money in the jar we may be singing, but you're the real star you're a star! .
Okay, we're leaving.
Let's just Look, I've got a report card with straight as.
That says I'm not going anywhere until I get my #2, old man.
Old man? Huh! Ooh! we said thank you, we said thank you, we said thank you, thank you we said thank you, we said thank you we said thank you, thank you - we said thank you, we said thank you - Stop it.
we said thank you, thank you - chilly slab! - Chilly slab ab! yeah yeah, yeah yeah! whoa whoa! Yeah! oh! Oh! Yeah! yeah, chilly slab-ab! .
We'll have that ice cream in two seconds for you.
Finally.
See? I get my #2 and we're still gonna make the movie.
Sorry, I was here before, but I forgot to leave a tip.
- No no no no! - A tip?! A tip! - thank you! - Thank you! thank you! .
No no no no! we said thank you, we said thank you, thank you we said thank you, we said thank you we said thank you, thank you.
.
Look at these strappy high heels Megan fox is wearing.
They make her look 6' tall.
And look at this pair of heels Steven Tyler is wearing.
They make him look 5' tall.
I wish my mom would let me buy fancy high heels.
Well, girls, what if I told you You could have all the fancy high heels you wanted For the cost of a glass of water? I'd say you better not get our hopes up.
We've been burned by announcers before.
Not this time, girls.
Introducing ice heels.
The first ever freezer-made shoe.
Ice heels, huh? Tell us more.
Well, girls, simply fill those shoe molds with water, Put them in the freezer, and in just 8 to 10 short hours, Let the glamour begin.
Check it out.
The cold shoes turned my toes blue, So now they match your lips.
We look awesome.
And, girls, in your new ice heels, You won't just look cool at home, You'll look cool and hot on the red carpet.
It's Megan fox and Steven Tyler.
We're wearing heels just like you.
And ice heels are totally flexible.
Wanna look taller? Just add more water.
These 8" ice heels.
Make me feel like a Norwegian supermodel.
Wait.
Either I'm shrinking or these shoes are melting, And we got burned again by another announcer.
What are you doing up here, huh? The floor is soaked.
There's water dripping through the ceiling.
And where did you buy those stupid Beautiful ice heels? I'm going to order some Right now! Thanks, mom.
I love You! Ice heels order today.
Water and molds not included.
More "random!" fun is coming right up.
Stick around.
what does it take what does it take what does it take to get you? "so random!" yeah, come on! They're small And adorable.
They spend their days frolicking, Playing, Licking, Exploring, Scratching, But their favorite thing to do Is drink milk and blood! Vampire kittens! Get them off me! Evil is about to pounce.
Vampire kittens coming soon to a pet store near you.
Give it up for Dave days! I woke up in the middle of the night out of luck with this girl on my mind she got away now I'm trying to explain how I fell in love, that's what I like to call it but not enough, it's like I never saw it drifting away I am finding words to say but it all goes what does it take to get you? if I never met you I wouldn't have ran across the country like I'm out of my mind what does it take to hold you? when I'm here without you I don't know where to start I gotta find you and your heart before it falls apart we fell in love, but didn't try to say it knew what it was the moment that we played it we all lose sometimes I can't get her off my mind, I can't get her what does it take I'm finding words to say but it all goes what does it take to get you? if I never met you I wouldn't have ran across the country like I'm out of my mind what does it take to hold you? when I'm here without you I don't know where to start I gotta find you and your heart before it falls apart what does it take to make it real? the world still spins and I'm still feeling your hand right next to mine I play it back a thousand times I wish I took a photograph for every moment that we laughed hung up, I can't relax because she's so far away what does it take to get you? what does it take to get you? what does it take to get you? if I never met you I wouldn't have ran across the country like I'm out of my mind what does it take to hold you? when I'm here without you I don't know where to start I gotta find you and your heart before it falls apart I'm finding words to say before it falls apart yeah yeah! before it falls apart.
.
Give it up for Dave days! "so random!" it's a party, get down "so random!" get down arty, "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around a fantastic journey, and that it of this you know we gonna chill, might not come back so if you're ready, time to roll it's with "so random!" stuff that's out of control surprises flying 'cause life's a riot so ride with us 'cause you need to try it we're on the way, it's time to hang so let's get random and do our thing come on