Super Mario World (1991) s01e12 Episode Script
A Little Learning
Super Mario, Super
Mario, Super Mario World
Super Mario World
It's a blot from your past
It's Super Mario World
You got to move fast
Mario and Luigi
I do in what they can
Goshi and the princess
I live in there my town
Super Mario World
Super Mario world
It's a plan from the past
The Super Mario World
It's a blast
It's a blast
Uktar bring teacher.
Why thank you, Uktar.
A caterpillar!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Wormabunga, dude.
Mmm.
That's not funny, Uktar.
I could have eaten that worm.
Inside, now, both of you!
Yoshi no understand why Princess Mad.
Caterpillar delicious!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
School looks very.
Like a blast! Let's go!
You will not go to school.
No lizard of mine is going
to learn good citizenship.
Oh, come on, King Dad.
No.
You will grow up to be sneaky,
two-faced cheating illiterates,
just like your dad.
You forgot lying.
Lying?
Of course. An excellent trait.
No school. Understand.
Yes, King Dad.
Like King Dad.
Dad, flying is an excellent trait.
Coupa, kids.
What they do here, me no like.
I pledge allegiance to the flag of
the United lands of dinosaur world.
And to the repulsiveness
for which he stands.
One Cuba underground, reprehensible,
with lizards and gubas for all.
Hip, hip, hop!
What are you doing here?
We want to go to school.
Except King Dad doesn't want us to.
I'm sure he doesn't.
You might learn how to behave yourselves.
No way, Princess.
Cade people just say no to Cupa kids.
The whole town's upset, Princess!
I'll be right back, class.
Look bad for you, Cooper dudes.
Baruchta know how get lizard
kids on Princess Goodside.
Here!
But you, she thought
Oh!
Fresh from chickletree.
Teacher did dudes blow bubbles.
Biggest bubbles fast!
You complain about the
cupas, but when they
decide to do something
to improve themselves,
you're against it.
Well, she's got a point. Don't you
think we should give them a chance?
Maybe one chance.
Good! I'm sure even a cupa can
be made into a good citizen.
I don't like gum in my
classroom, and this is why.
What we thought!
You're new here, so I won't punish you.
But from now on, no gum, unless you've
got enough to share with everyone.
Now, Uctar, I want you and Yoshi
to show hip and hop around today.
What?
No way!
Cave, babe.
It's that, or clean the woolly
mammoth stable after school.
Oh, God done, Rickus.
Not a feather in your basket.
Good.
Outside, everyone.
Time for recess.
Time to heat up!
This wimpy game.
Hang on, kids.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Hang on, kids. I'll get another one.
Hey, game clots! Try dodging this!
Fireballs! Help!
Fireballs! Yum!
Now this is hot.
Wow!
Whoa!
Oh!
Zero!
in on target!
on target!
three, two, two, two, two, two,
Zero-wing in on target!
Five, four, three, two, one!
Ah!
Ouch!
Ah!
Hey! Where's my
Uh-Tar, I'm ashamed of you.
Me.
Hey, but
It's hard being a new student, Uttar.
We should make them feel at home.
From now on, I want you all
to be good friends, all right?
Good!
Let's all get back to the classrooms.
Sure is quiet around here.
I wonder where hip and hopper.
Well, whatever they're doing,
I hope they're up to no good.
Think I'll take a look around.
All right, students, we're
going to have a science fair.
Cross eggplant with
Rudabega, get Igabiga.
Or cross-Uctar with broccoli.
And get ugly!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ah.
Uhlice him for a surprise tomorrow,
when his egg-piga turns
out to be a piranha mamma.
Now to make our volcano a real blowout.
I'm rung at school!
I rock school!
Welcome to Dome City's Ves
The very first science fair!
And here are my judges!
I gotta hand it to you, Princess.
I still can't believe you turned
hip and hop into good students.
Good, might be stretching it.
But still, I'm awfully proud of them.
Wait till you see their project.
And he hasn't seen the best of it.
Remember how he goes?
You tap once, I turn it a little.
I jump twice.
I give you the works.
Hi-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Hi!
Where are you?
Whoa, dawdling dinosaurs!
When will those awful offspring
of mine learn to pick up their
Pipes?
The war piped at Dome City?
I wonder.
Only one way to find out.
Yep, you want to explain
your project for the judges?
This is a volcano!
Hmm, how's he do that?
Like real volcano, Uctah?
Yeah, make our egg-a-a-bago look
like day-old stegosaurus burgers.
Hey, me get idea! Come on!
Maybe with lots of fertilizer,
plant grow extra fast.
I knew it.
The little scale bait
snuck off to school.
Wow!
King Dad! You don't belong here!
Neither do you.
When I get you and your brother home?
Give us a chance!
We're doing an experiment even if you.
you'd be proud of.
Yow!
You can never predict exactly
when a volcano is going to erupt.
The temperature's
rising, it's getting hot.
Rock, rock, rock in the high school.
Boys are coming, ready or not.
Rock, rock, rock in the high school.
One big tree is gonna steal the show.
Going down, easy, gonna
swallow you whole.
We can't stop them now.
It's gonna explode, gotta explode.
We're rock in the high school.
Yeah!
Rock, rock, rock in the high school.
Yeah, rock in the high school.
Rock for the high school.
Rock, rock, rock in the high school.
One big tree is gonna steal the show.
Going down, easy gonna swallow you home.
We can't stop him now
cause it's gonna explode.
That's right, it's gonna explode.
Rock, rock, rock, rock
in the high school.
Ah!
Oh, Yoshi, no feel good.
Here, Yoshi!
Yeah.
No school tomorrow, boys.
You mean it's a whole in it?
No, you're expelled, forever!
The lava's headed for the city!
No problem, old princess!
Right back!
What'd you do with it?
A little bedwarming for Papa Kupa.
Here!
Pop!
Get me outta here!
I'll send you to school!
Oh!
Lastly!
Mario, Super Mario World
Super Mario World
It's a blot from your past
It's Super Mario World
You got to move fast
Mario and Luigi
I do in what they can
Goshi and the princess
I live in there my town
Super Mario World
Super Mario world
It's a plan from the past
The Super Mario World
It's a blast
It's a blast
Uktar bring teacher.
Why thank you, Uktar.
A caterpillar!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Wormabunga, dude.
Mmm.
That's not funny, Uktar.
I could have eaten that worm.
Inside, now, both of you!
Yoshi no understand why Princess Mad.
Caterpillar delicious!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
School looks very.
Like a blast! Let's go!
You will not go to school.
No lizard of mine is going
to learn good citizenship.
Oh, come on, King Dad.
No.
You will grow up to be sneaky,
two-faced cheating illiterates,
just like your dad.
You forgot lying.
Lying?
Of course. An excellent trait.
No school. Understand.
Yes, King Dad.
Like King Dad.
Dad, flying is an excellent trait.
Coupa, kids.
What they do here, me no like.
I pledge allegiance to the flag of
the United lands of dinosaur world.
And to the repulsiveness
for which he stands.
One Cuba underground, reprehensible,
with lizards and gubas for all.
Hip, hip, hop!
What are you doing here?
We want to go to school.
Except King Dad doesn't want us to.
I'm sure he doesn't.
You might learn how to behave yourselves.
No way, Princess.
Cade people just say no to Cupa kids.
The whole town's upset, Princess!
I'll be right back, class.
Look bad for you, Cooper dudes.
Baruchta know how get lizard
kids on Princess Goodside.
Here!
But you, she thought
Oh!
Fresh from chickletree.
Teacher did dudes blow bubbles.
Biggest bubbles fast!
You complain about the
cupas, but when they
decide to do something
to improve themselves,
you're against it.
Well, she's got a point. Don't you
think we should give them a chance?
Maybe one chance.
Good! I'm sure even a cupa can
be made into a good citizen.
I don't like gum in my
classroom, and this is why.
What we thought!
You're new here, so I won't punish you.
But from now on, no gum, unless you've
got enough to share with everyone.
Now, Uctar, I want you and Yoshi
to show hip and hop around today.
What?
No way!
Cave, babe.
It's that, or clean the woolly
mammoth stable after school.
Oh, God done, Rickus.
Not a feather in your basket.
Good.
Outside, everyone.
Time for recess.
Time to heat up!
This wimpy game.
Hang on, kids.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Hang on, kids. I'll get another one.
Hey, game clots! Try dodging this!
Fireballs! Help!
Fireballs! Yum!
Now this is hot.
Wow!
Whoa!
Oh!
Zero!
in on target!
on target!
three, two, two, two, two, two,
Zero-wing in on target!
Five, four, three, two, one!
Ah!
Ouch!
Ah!
Hey! Where's my
Uh-Tar, I'm ashamed of you.
Me.
Hey, but
It's hard being a new student, Uttar.
We should make them feel at home.
From now on, I want you all
to be good friends, all right?
Good!
Let's all get back to the classrooms.
Sure is quiet around here.
I wonder where hip and hopper.
Well, whatever they're doing,
I hope they're up to no good.
Think I'll take a look around.
All right, students, we're
going to have a science fair.
Cross eggplant with
Rudabega, get Igabiga.
Or cross-Uctar with broccoli.
And get ugly!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ah.
Uhlice him for a surprise tomorrow,
when his egg-piga turns
out to be a piranha mamma.
Now to make our volcano a real blowout.
I'm rung at school!
I rock school!
Welcome to Dome City's Ves
The very first science fair!
And here are my judges!
I gotta hand it to you, Princess.
I still can't believe you turned
hip and hop into good students.
Good, might be stretching it.
But still, I'm awfully proud of them.
Wait till you see their project.
And he hasn't seen the best of it.
Remember how he goes?
You tap once, I turn it a little.
I jump twice.
I give you the works.
Hi-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Hi!
Where are you?
Whoa, dawdling dinosaurs!
When will those awful offspring
of mine learn to pick up their
Pipes?
The war piped at Dome City?
I wonder.
Only one way to find out.
Yep, you want to explain
your project for the judges?
This is a volcano!
Hmm, how's he do that?
Like real volcano, Uctah?
Yeah, make our egg-a-a-bago look
like day-old stegosaurus burgers.
Hey, me get idea! Come on!
Maybe with lots of fertilizer,
plant grow extra fast.
I knew it.
The little scale bait
snuck off to school.
Wow!
King Dad! You don't belong here!
Neither do you.
When I get you and your brother home?
Give us a chance!
We're doing an experiment even if you.
you'd be proud of.
Yow!
You can never predict exactly
when a volcano is going to erupt.
The temperature's
rising, it's getting hot.
Rock, rock, rock in the high school.
Boys are coming, ready or not.
Rock, rock, rock in the high school.
One big tree is gonna steal the show.
Going down, easy, gonna
swallow you whole.
We can't stop them now.
It's gonna explode, gotta explode.
We're rock in the high school.
Yeah!
Rock, rock, rock in the high school.
Yeah, rock in the high school.
Rock for the high school.
Rock, rock, rock in the high school.
One big tree is gonna steal the show.
Going down, easy gonna swallow you home.
We can't stop him now
cause it's gonna explode.
That's right, it's gonna explode.
Rock, rock, rock, rock
in the high school.
Ah!
Oh, Yoshi, no feel good.
Here, Yoshi!
Yeah.
No school tomorrow, boys.
You mean it's a whole in it?
No, you're expelled, forever!
The lava's headed for the city!
No problem, old princess!
Right back!
What'd you do with it?
A little bedwarming for Papa Kupa.
Here!
Pop!
Get me outta here!
I'll send you to school!
Oh!
Lastly!