Sym-Bionic Titan (2010) s01e12 Episode Script
The Ballad of Scary Mary
abc Falling in love with an angel from above it's in the way you smile at me you're everything I dreamed you'd be [ girls giggling .]
- Go on do it.
- [ Chuckles .]
Okay, okay, okay.
- Hey, Mary.
- Uh, me? [ Girls giggling .]
- Listen, you want to go to homecoming? - Uh, but don't you go with Cynthia? Nah.
We broke up.
Besides, I want to go with you.
- Me? - Yeah, you.
- Okay.
- Neat! Hey, I'll pick you up at 7:00.
Okay.
See you then.
Imagine that.
You and Gregg.
Mary, this is gonna be the best day of your life.
[ Laughter .]
[ Engine shuts off .]
[ Crickets chirping .]
Where is everybody? Come on, Mary! Hurry up! All right, Gregg! I'm coming! Gregg? Wait.
[ Switch flips .]
What? We got you! [ Laughter .]
[ Crying .]
It's a tropical paradise it's a tropical paradise no one here is watching - [ radio turns off .]
- [ Scoffs .]
Oh, my gosh.
What's up with all the dad music on this thing? Octus: I guess you can say I have an old soul.
Ha! Whatever! You are such a goob.
Lance: I can't believe this is actually happening.
He's got us going to a party with Kimmy.
Ilana: I know.
Maybe the party won't be so It's not just a party.
It's a scary Mary party.
Ilana: Who's scary Mary? She's totally this nerdy girl who disappeared in these woods like 50 years ago.
Some kids lured her out here to play a prank.
And when it happened, she ran off and nobody ever saw her again.
Some people say she died and her spirit haunts the woods.
So, we gather here every year to there's the turn-off! [ Tires screeching .]
[ Rock music plays .]
Whoo-hoo! All right! Octus: Whoo-hoo.
[ Horn honking .]
Oh, yeah.
All right.
I'm honking the horn.
This is fun.
Ha ha ha! Whoo! Don't have a clue Octus: Whoo-hoo! Will you hurry up? Lance: Why are we letting this relationship continue? Whoo! [ Laughs .]
Whoo! Ilana: I don't know.
But I think we should follow his lead and start mingling with people a little more.
Lance: What? All: Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Ready?! - Go! - Hurry, Newton drink! Octus: Oh, right.
Whoo! [ Burps .]
Yeah! I am Burpenstein's monster! He's gonna get you.
Octus: Ha ha.
Okay.
Your turn, bro.
Let it loose, babe.
Let him have it.
Octus: [ Burps loudly .]
Whoo-hoo! Yeah! [ Clang! .]
[ Laughing .]
Is, like, this whole thing a joke or what? Yeah.
You aren't seriously into this guy, right? What's wrong with him? Both: Ugh! I know he may be Different, but he really is the coolest person.
You guys just need to get to know him better.
You'll see.
Oh, my gosh, Tiffany.
Are we about to get our nerd on? Totally! You guys.
[ Gasps .]
Kimmy, don't look.
It's Brandon.
[ Scoffs .]
What a himbo! And who is that trash he's with? - I can't believe you dated that jerk.
- Yeah, well, that's the past.
[ Romantic music plays .]
Dudes, I'm fully gonna cry! Ilana: May I help you with that? [ Pop! .]
Uh, drink's on me.
[ Chuckles .]
- Ilana: May I? - Uh, sure.
Help yourself.
[ Both laugh .]
And though they tell you I am lost and their words report my death is come the fates have left me breathing still very much alive Hey.
Lance: Hey.
Can't believe you'd come to something like this.
Lance: Neither can I.
You don't seem like the type, either.
I guess we're soul mates.
Oh, this night Uh, see? Right there.
Yeah, I love to come out here and look at the sky.
Sometimes I come out here with my astronomy class and we have star-b-ques.
[ Electronic music plays .]
[ Beeps .]
- Newton? - It's the powe-e-e-r do-o-wn.
Octus: I have to go to the bathroom.
Squirts! Been there, bro! [ Exhales deeply .]
Dragon breath.
[ Breathing, sniffing .]
[ Body thuds .]
You know what's funny? I've actually said hi to you before.
But you totally blew me off.
Yep.
Pretty much just like that.
Ilana: It sure is beautiful.
It sure is.
- Octus: Ilana? - Ilana: What is it? Lance: What's going on? Octus: Uh I have to go to the bathroom.
- Lance: What? - Ilana: Um, okay.
Maybe we should help you with that.
I'll see you later, Jason.
Uh, okay.
Octus: There was a rift gate detection.
It landed a few hundred yards from here.
[ Beeps .]
[ Beeps .]
Ilana: What is that? Octus: [ Robotic voice .]
Unclassified.
I have no record.
Lance: Well, whatever it is, it's dead.
[ Rustling .]
Ilana: What is it? Octus: Quick it's Kimmy.
[ Beeping .]
[ Insects chirping .]
[ Dogs howling .]
What are you guys doing? Octus: [ Human voice .]
Bathroom.
You guys can be so weird sometimes.
Octus: You shouldn't be out here on your own like this.
I was worried you left.
Lance: Well, I guess that's that.
[ Rock music plays .]
So What, um you know, time is it? Ilana: Just past 9:00.
Why? Do you have to be home? Oh! No! No, no! I just, you know, like to keep on top of that.
Ilana: It's okay.
I do, too.
[ Sipping .]
Oh, um, your drink is empty.
You want another? Ilana: Sure.
Back in a flash Whoa! Aah! [ Chuckles nervously .]
[ Sighs .]
Don't blow it.
Don't blow it.
[ All cheering .]
But let's go no talk all action Ilana: Hey, you forgot the drinks.
Jason? [ Shing! .]
Fight! [ All cheering .]
[ Growls .]
What's going on? You just got your butt whupped! That's what! [ Dance music plays .]
Ilana: What was that? What's happening? Lance: Let's get Newton.
We aren't alone at this party.
Shut up! He can't read? I missed it.
My DVR totally took a dump.
Kimmy, I have to talk to you.
How could you dump me for this total nerd? Octus: Uh, my name is Newton, actually.
Brandon, it's over.
Just deal.
Why? I mean you're my girl, babe.
That's why.
Newton actually treats me like a person, not an object.
He cares about how I feel and how I'm doing.
Unlike you.
Babe [ sighs .]
But babe Brandon, just go away.
All right, I'll go.
But you better watch yourself, man! I'll be looking for you.
Octus: Did you want my phone number? It might make it easier to find me.
[ Laughter .]
Total burn! Snap.
[ Chuckles .]
You are so funny.
Ilana: Uh, Newton? Lance: I need to borrow him for a second.
There must have been a second Mutradi assassin in that ship - because it just tried to kill Ilana.
- Octus: What? Ilana: It's some sort of shape-shifting chameleon.
Lance: It could be anyone at this party.
And I'm losing my nerve I'm sticking to it Octus: I can start scanning the bio-signatures of everyone here.
Lance: Maybe it would be better if we left, and drew the chameleon away from the party.
Ilana: I think that's a good idea.
We don't want anyone getting hurt.
Hey! You can't leave yet.
Lance: Look, this is a family matter, so say goodbye, because Newton's got to go.
He is not some robot that always has to follow your lead.
He's a person with feelings, and he can stay if he wants to.
Octus: Kimmy, I appreciate that, really, but it's okay.
I should go.
But [ all cheering .]
Oh, my gosh.
It's séance time.
You're not going anywhere now! It's scary Mary time! [ All cheering .]
[ Chuckles .]
Looking good, toad.
Just remember to make it scary when we float you over the crowd.
Are you guys ready? [ Air hisses .]
[ Chuckles .]
This is classic.
Come on.
Let's get this party started.
[ All cheering .]
[ Crowd quiets .]
On this night, over 50 years ago, Mary Cavanaugh went into these woods and was never seen again.
Some say she was killed.
Some think she survived.
Some say her very spirit haunts these woods! Well, tonight, we call on her spirit and end this mystery! [ All cheering .]
Spirits of the other world, awaken! Show us this poor, wretched Mary so that we may put her to rest! [ Air hisses .]
[ All cheering .]
Wow, this is better than last year's.
[ All cheering .]
Ow! What the [ Snap! .]
[ Roars .]
[ All screaming .]
[ Screams .]
[ Roars .]
[ All screaming .]
Lance: Over here! [ Engines revving .]
[ Tires screeching .]
[ Gasps .]
Newton, what is that thing? Octus: We have to get you out of here.
What about you? Octus: I have to go back and find Ilana.
Then we'll go together.
Octus: No.
You have to go.
It's too dangerous.
Where are your friends? I I don't know! [ Tires screeching .]
- Get in.
- Oh, no! I'm not going with him! Octus: Yes, you are.
Hey, put me down! Octus: Get her out of here.
Newton! No! Newton [ electricity crackles .]
[ Rumbling .]
[ Roaring .]
Please don't hurt me.
Ilana: Octus! Lance: It's not her, octus.
What's going on? Why can't we Ilana: Watch out for those claws! Lance: Aah! Why can't we get it together?! It feels like we're hesitating! [ Electricity crackles .]
Octus: It looks like Kimmy.
I know it's not, but it's hard.
Ilana: We're taking serious damage! Lance: Octus, you better snap out of it or there won't be anything left of you for Kimmy! Octus: You're right! [ Beeps .]
[ Roars .]
Girls.
What did I do? I've tried calling her, but she won't pick up the phone.
Ilana: Newton, just what do you think you're doing with her? Octus: What do you mean? Lance: You're a robot.
Kimmy's human.
It's just not that hard to figure out.
Ilana: I'm all for you making friends with people, but I see the way she looks at Newton.
She really cares about you Him.
I'm just concerned that she's gonna end up getting really hurt.
Lance: It's not like you can fall in love with her.
Octus: Look, I know what I am, but I also know I'm not just an average robot.
Something happens to me when she's around.
Maybe it's not love, but I do feel something.
Happiness? Ilana: Okay.
I trust that you know what you're doing.
Lance: But the mission takes top priority, right? Octus: Right.
100%.
Uh, excuse me.
I Ilana? Ilana: See you, guys.
Aah! Lance: I guess it's just you and me now.
You have two minutes to explain why you did what you did last night.
Two.
[ School bell rings .]
Lance: Hey.
[ Crying .]
[ Vehicle approaching .]
Ooh Do you ride? Well done.
Synch by Benfo.
- Go on do it.
- [ Chuckles .]
Okay, okay, okay.
- Hey, Mary.
- Uh, me? [ Girls giggling .]
- Listen, you want to go to homecoming? - Uh, but don't you go with Cynthia? Nah.
We broke up.
Besides, I want to go with you.
- Me? - Yeah, you.
- Okay.
- Neat! Hey, I'll pick you up at 7:00.
Okay.
See you then.
Imagine that.
You and Gregg.
Mary, this is gonna be the best day of your life.
[ Laughter .]
[ Engine shuts off .]
[ Crickets chirping .]
Where is everybody? Come on, Mary! Hurry up! All right, Gregg! I'm coming! Gregg? Wait.
[ Switch flips .]
What? We got you! [ Laughter .]
[ Crying .]
It's a tropical paradise it's a tropical paradise no one here is watching - [ radio turns off .]
- [ Scoffs .]
Oh, my gosh.
What's up with all the dad music on this thing? Octus: I guess you can say I have an old soul.
Ha! Whatever! You are such a goob.
Lance: I can't believe this is actually happening.
He's got us going to a party with Kimmy.
Ilana: I know.
Maybe the party won't be so It's not just a party.
It's a scary Mary party.
Ilana: Who's scary Mary? She's totally this nerdy girl who disappeared in these woods like 50 years ago.
Some kids lured her out here to play a prank.
And when it happened, she ran off and nobody ever saw her again.
Some people say she died and her spirit haunts the woods.
So, we gather here every year to there's the turn-off! [ Tires screeching .]
[ Rock music plays .]
Whoo-hoo! All right! Octus: Whoo-hoo.
[ Horn honking .]
Oh, yeah.
All right.
I'm honking the horn.
This is fun.
Ha ha ha! Whoo! Don't have a clue Octus: Whoo-hoo! Will you hurry up? Lance: Why are we letting this relationship continue? Whoo! [ Laughs .]
Whoo! Ilana: I don't know.
But I think we should follow his lead and start mingling with people a little more.
Lance: What? All: Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Ready?! - Go! - Hurry, Newton drink! Octus: Oh, right.
Whoo! [ Burps .]
Yeah! I am Burpenstein's monster! He's gonna get you.
Octus: Ha ha.
Okay.
Your turn, bro.
Let it loose, babe.
Let him have it.
Octus: [ Burps loudly .]
Whoo-hoo! Yeah! [ Clang! .]
[ Laughing .]
Is, like, this whole thing a joke or what? Yeah.
You aren't seriously into this guy, right? What's wrong with him? Both: Ugh! I know he may be Different, but he really is the coolest person.
You guys just need to get to know him better.
You'll see.
Oh, my gosh, Tiffany.
Are we about to get our nerd on? Totally! You guys.
[ Gasps .]
Kimmy, don't look.
It's Brandon.
[ Scoffs .]
What a himbo! And who is that trash he's with? - I can't believe you dated that jerk.
- Yeah, well, that's the past.
[ Romantic music plays .]
Dudes, I'm fully gonna cry! Ilana: May I help you with that? [ Pop! .]
Uh, drink's on me.
[ Chuckles .]
- Ilana: May I? - Uh, sure.
Help yourself.
[ Both laugh .]
And though they tell you I am lost and their words report my death is come the fates have left me breathing still very much alive Hey.
Lance: Hey.
Can't believe you'd come to something like this.
Lance: Neither can I.
You don't seem like the type, either.
I guess we're soul mates.
Oh, this night Uh, see? Right there.
Yeah, I love to come out here and look at the sky.
Sometimes I come out here with my astronomy class and we have star-b-ques.
[ Electronic music plays .]
[ Beeps .]
- Newton? - It's the powe-e-e-r do-o-wn.
Octus: I have to go to the bathroom.
Squirts! Been there, bro! [ Exhales deeply .]
Dragon breath.
[ Breathing, sniffing .]
[ Body thuds .]
You know what's funny? I've actually said hi to you before.
But you totally blew me off.
Yep.
Pretty much just like that.
Ilana: It sure is beautiful.
It sure is.
- Octus: Ilana? - Ilana: What is it? Lance: What's going on? Octus: Uh I have to go to the bathroom.
- Lance: What? - Ilana: Um, okay.
Maybe we should help you with that.
I'll see you later, Jason.
Uh, okay.
Octus: There was a rift gate detection.
It landed a few hundred yards from here.
[ Beeps .]
[ Beeps .]
Ilana: What is that? Octus: [ Robotic voice .]
Unclassified.
I have no record.
Lance: Well, whatever it is, it's dead.
[ Rustling .]
Ilana: What is it? Octus: Quick it's Kimmy.
[ Beeping .]
[ Insects chirping .]
[ Dogs howling .]
What are you guys doing? Octus: [ Human voice .]
Bathroom.
You guys can be so weird sometimes.
Octus: You shouldn't be out here on your own like this.
I was worried you left.
Lance: Well, I guess that's that.
[ Rock music plays .]
So What, um you know, time is it? Ilana: Just past 9:00.
Why? Do you have to be home? Oh! No! No, no! I just, you know, like to keep on top of that.
Ilana: It's okay.
I do, too.
[ Sipping .]
Oh, um, your drink is empty.
You want another? Ilana: Sure.
Back in a flash Whoa! Aah! [ Chuckles nervously .]
[ Sighs .]
Don't blow it.
Don't blow it.
[ All cheering .]
But let's go no talk all action Ilana: Hey, you forgot the drinks.
Jason? [ Shing! .]
Fight! [ All cheering .]
[ Growls .]
What's going on? You just got your butt whupped! That's what! [ Dance music plays .]
Ilana: What was that? What's happening? Lance: Let's get Newton.
We aren't alone at this party.
Shut up! He can't read? I missed it.
My DVR totally took a dump.
Kimmy, I have to talk to you.
How could you dump me for this total nerd? Octus: Uh, my name is Newton, actually.
Brandon, it's over.
Just deal.
Why? I mean you're my girl, babe.
That's why.
Newton actually treats me like a person, not an object.
He cares about how I feel and how I'm doing.
Unlike you.
Babe [ sighs .]
But babe Brandon, just go away.
All right, I'll go.
But you better watch yourself, man! I'll be looking for you.
Octus: Did you want my phone number? It might make it easier to find me.
[ Laughter .]
Total burn! Snap.
[ Chuckles .]
You are so funny.
Ilana: Uh, Newton? Lance: I need to borrow him for a second.
There must have been a second Mutradi assassin in that ship - because it just tried to kill Ilana.
- Octus: What? Ilana: It's some sort of shape-shifting chameleon.
Lance: It could be anyone at this party.
And I'm losing my nerve I'm sticking to it Octus: I can start scanning the bio-signatures of everyone here.
Lance: Maybe it would be better if we left, and drew the chameleon away from the party.
Ilana: I think that's a good idea.
We don't want anyone getting hurt.
Hey! You can't leave yet.
Lance: Look, this is a family matter, so say goodbye, because Newton's got to go.
He is not some robot that always has to follow your lead.
He's a person with feelings, and he can stay if he wants to.
Octus: Kimmy, I appreciate that, really, but it's okay.
I should go.
But [ all cheering .]
Oh, my gosh.
It's séance time.
You're not going anywhere now! It's scary Mary time! [ All cheering .]
[ Chuckles .]
Looking good, toad.
Just remember to make it scary when we float you over the crowd.
Are you guys ready? [ Air hisses .]
[ Chuckles .]
This is classic.
Come on.
Let's get this party started.
[ All cheering .]
[ Crowd quiets .]
On this night, over 50 years ago, Mary Cavanaugh went into these woods and was never seen again.
Some say she was killed.
Some think she survived.
Some say her very spirit haunts these woods! Well, tonight, we call on her spirit and end this mystery! [ All cheering .]
Spirits of the other world, awaken! Show us this poor, wretched Mary so that we may put her to rest! [ Air hisses .]
[ All cheering .]
Wow, this is better than last year's.
[ All cheering .]
Ow! What the [ Snap! .]
[ Roars .]
[ All screaming .]
[ Screams .]
[ Roars .]
[ All screaming .]
Lance: Over here! [ Engines revving .]
[ Tires screeching .]
[ Gasps .]
Newton, what is that thing? Octus: We have to get you out of here.
What about you? Octus: I have to go back and find Ilana.
Then we'll go together.
Octus: No.
You have to go.
It's too dangerous.
Where are your friends? I I don't know! [ Tires screeching .]
- Get in.
- Oh, no! I'm not going with him! Octus: Yes, you are.
Hey, put me down! Octus: Get her out of here.
Newton! No! Newton [ electricity crackles .]
[ Rumbling .]
[ Roaring .]
Please don't hurt me.
Ilana: Octus! Lance: It's not her, octus.
What's going on? Why can't we Ilana: Watch out for those claws! Lance: Aah! Why can't we get it together?! It feels like we're hesitating! [ Electricity crackles .]
Octus: It looks like Kimmy.
I know it's not, but it's hard.
Ilana: We're taking serious damage! Lance: Octus, you better snap out of it or there won't be anything left of you for Kimmy! Octus: You're right! [ Beeps .]
[ Roars .]
Girls.
What did I do? I've tried calling her, but she won't pick up the phone.
Ilana: Newton, just what do you think you're doing with her? Octus: What do you mean? Lance: You're a robot.
Kimmy's human.
It's just not that hard to figure out.
Ilana: I'm all for you making friends with people, but I see the way she looks at Newton.
She really cares about you Him.
I'm just concerned that she's gonna end up getting really hurt.
Lance: It's not like you can fall in love with her.
Octus: Look, I know what I am, but I also know I'm not just an average robot.
Something happens to me when she's around.
Maybe it's not love, but I do feel something.
Happiness? Ilana: Okay.
I trust that you know what you're doing.
Lance: But the mission takes top priority, right? Octus: Right.
100%.
Uh, excuse me.
I Ilana? Ilana: See you, guys.
Aah! Lance: I guess it's just you and me now.
You have two minutes to explain why you did what you did last night.
Two.
[ School bell rings .]
Lance: Hey.
[ Crying .]
[ Vehicle approaching .]
Ooh Do you ride? Well done.
Synch by Benfo.