Durarara!! (2010) s01e12.5 Episode Script
Heaven's Vengeance
1 The treacherous sunset Uragiri no yuyake Seems to tear away Yakkai ni karamitsuku ase wo The annoying sweat that curls around me Kirisaku you ni shite My machine howls, like it's singing Machine wa sakebu utau you ni Blow up louder CELTY STURLUSON Blow up louder Blow up louder The silent fairy is there Mukuchi na yousei wa soko ni iru Blow up louder SEIJI YAGIRI Blow up louder Blow up louder Atonement is a fragment of broken love Tsugunai wa kudaketa ai no kakera NAMIE YAGIRI Atonement is a fragment of broken love Tsugunai wa kudaketa ai no kakera Atonement is a fragment of broken love Tsugunai wa kudaketa ai no kakera Oh, the morning sun rises Aa asahi wa noboru SHIZUO HEIWAJIMA Oh, the morning sun rises Aa asahi wa noboru Oh, the morning sun rises Aa asahi wa noboru Between the buildings in town Biru no tanima IZAYA ORIHARA Between the buildings in town Biru no tanima Between the buildings in town Biru no tanima If you believe now, it'll all change Ima shinjireba kawaru no sa And tomorrow won't be meaningless Muimi ja nai ano ashita ERIKA KARISAWA And tomorrow won't be meaningless Muimi ja nai ano ashita And tomorrow won't be meaningless Muimi ja nai ano ashita WALKER YUMASAKI The morning sun rises Asahi wa noboru The morning sun rises Asahi wa noboru KYOHEl KADOTA Slipping out of the dark Yami wo nukete Slipping out of the dark Yami wo nukete If you feel it now, you'll see it Ima kanjireba mieru no sa SABURO TOGUSA If you feel it now, you'll see it Ima kanjireba mieru no sa If you feel it now, you'll see it Ima kanjireba mieru no sa And the dream won't be meaningless Muimi ja nai ano yume wo The things we see really do exist Oretachi niwa mieteru mono ga aru Surely Kitto MIKADO RYUGAMINE Surely Kitto Surely Kitto It's something no one can steal from us Darenimo ubawarenai mono MASAOMI KIDA It's something no one can steal from us Darenimo ubawarenai mono Our purpose isn't meaningless Muimi ja nai ano ito ga ANRI SONOHARA Our purpose isn't meaningless Muimi ja nai ano ito ga Our purpose isn't meaningless Muimi ja nai ano ito ga The morning sun rises Asahi wa noboru SIMON BREZHNEV The morning sun rises Asahi wa noboru The morning sun rises Asahi wa noboru Over the horizon Suiheisen If you believe now, it'll all change Ima shinjireba kawaru no sa SHINRA KISHITANI If you believe now, it'll all change Ima shinjireba kawaru no sa That light won't be meaningless.
Muimi ja nai ano hikari DURARARA!! Like something out of a novel I wrote.
Psychics and aliens fight a desperate battle, hidden from the public eye.
People will probably laugh and call it nonsense.
But Saburo had his car slammed into, and then he got a ticket Poor guy.
Don't mention it.
There, there A shining flying saucer! It's a UFO! Seriously? Just like I said! They're real! You see that, Miria? "Win" You see that, Miria? It's one of Japan's famous hitodamas! (Floating fireballs) Yeah it's one of Japan's famous hitodamas, Isaac! Sh-Shinra! Big trouble.
They're invading! On that day, fantasy became reality.
HEAVEN'S VENGEANCE 30 MINUTES AGO Leave me alone.
I won't let anyone talk about Gin that way! Now, now.
Calm down.
He called him a bastard and said I should break up with him! I'm gonna make him pay! Get off of me! I'm gonna make him pay! Get off of me! I get it! I get it! Who the hell does he think he is?! I get it! I get it! Who the hell does he think he is?! We can talk about it down at the police box.
We can talk about it down at the police box.
Step on it! Right! Jeez What a crappy day.
Highway 5, Ikebukuro-express way Kumano-chou Junction, is backed up eight kilometers, due to an accident.
I was born in Hanamaki.
I came to Tokyo to be a beauty artist.
But at first, they wouldn't even let me hold a pair of scissors.
Back then, Gin used to come by and ask for a crew cut.
But like that guy said, he's a screw-up.
It's been so hard Here.
Um We found this.
That's his! The main character: a beautiful girl on a bike.
She carries the ultimate weapon, made with alien technology.
Two organizations follow her.
She's in great danger! 1 HOUR AGO "Maid Cafe and Bar" Look that way! I won! Okay, master Put this on-pyon.
Pyon! You look cute.
Mikado, looks good on you.
Okay, I've got it.
I don't know what's in it.
They said it was a severed head or raw meat.
Or something like that.
A severed head? No way.
You need three things at a summer festival: candied apples, fireworks, and cute girls in yukata.
If we get some fireworks in the air, it'll be a festival! Move! Hey, that was dangerous! You okay? The professor stole the ultimate weapon, but he was cornered eventually He entrusts it to the beautiful psychic and dies! That was the novel I wrote.
Ventura.
Ventura.
Space people! Come in, aliens! What kind of sutra is that? It's not a sutra! It's a holy chant to call the space people! Is there a reason we have to carry the red bag on the roof? Otherwise the UFO won't realize it's gone.
There was a special on UFOs just yesterday! Yeah, I saw that.
That was some pretty sad stuff.
The only ones who believe in those things are people like you, who can't tell the difference between fantasy and reality.
It's the Black Rider.
We are chasing him right now.
We are in the vicinity of Gokokuji Yes.
Like the informant said, it's a black motorbike.
Where'd he go? Look! I see.
It looks like we were tricked.
I'll be there right away.
Oh, shit! They're shooting at us! This is Japan, right? It's the MIB! The MIB! If they catch us, they'll erase our memories! What is this? Did God almighty steal my book? Do they have mind-reading devices? What I wrote was being played out right before me! Those bastards! Shit! The cops We're saved.
Your license Just as the information broker said, the Black Rider's got the bag.
Those are smugglers? Follow it! "Truth is stranger than fiction" is a lie.
Truth's ripping off my novel! Can I take this off? No.
No.
If you take it off, what about me? I can't get rid of these! If you guys both look funny, I don't feel so embarrassed.
This is that person's High school students, turned into animals through human experimentation, get caught up in it, as well.
THREE HOURS AGO What?! "Tsunohazu Industries" What?! "Tsunohazu Industries" The money was stolen? Heaven's Vengeance Yeah.
I put it in the bag we planned to use for the trade, and set it down right there.
Who would've done it? The Awakusu? Where'd Ginjiro go? Said he was going to the hospital.
He was really hurt.
What's he doing at a time like this? We need information.
Contact that information broker.
You say it was stolen? I got the goods off the boat and packed it in the package.
You idiot! We want information.
Contact Izaya Orihara now! Masaomi said there was a summer festival today.
He said Ikebukuro has a tradition whereby if the girl wears a yukata, the whole group gets in free.
Now then, want to head to Sunshine? There may be some place like that, somewhere in the world.
I'm going home It's my plan! A pretty girl, with glasses, in a yukata emphasizing her huge breasts can't help but attract attention! Yeah, I'm going home.
"Thank You! Cosplay Festival" "Thank You! Cosplay Festival" You there! You there! You're in luck! Yes? Today, customers visiting with pretty girls cosplaying get free drinks for one person! See? I was right! Not quite all for free, though "Maid Cafe and Bar" "Maid Cafe and Bar" Three people coming in! It's not my fault.
If I don't do this, that monster will kill me.
It's his fault! Why's he here? He wasn't always like this When I met him, he had dreams.
Here you go.
Thank you.
He said he was going to make his fortune here.
I'd just arrived from the countryside, and he seemed so wonderful.
I was a fool.
But he's showy.
He spent money on expensive clothes and watches he couldn't afford, and he turned to gambling to pay his debts.
And then it got worse Tom, I'm leaving.
Right.
Sorry, but we'll be back.
I'll wash this handkerchief and give it back.
You can have it.
Sorry.
Was about to snap.
Weak-ass stories like that, you know SIX HOURS AGO It all started when it came from the sky! SIX HOURS AGO SIX HOURS AGO Mr.
Maruoka? Mr.
Ginjiro Maruoka? I know you're in there! You're no honest citizen.
You should know what's going on here! Hey, Maruoka! Gin, take this! I put some onigiri in it for you.
Hanako Give me a little more time! I'll pay it back! Mr.
Maruoka! Gin! Mr.
Maruoka! Man, you're pretty good looking! You look just like that actor Yuhei Hanejima! You look just like him! No.
I mean, you look much better than that asshole He really shouldn't have said that That was a flying alien! Did you see it? Did you see it? I saw nothing! What's this? That alien dropped it.
It must contain an ultimate weapon intended for the destruction of humanity.
Don't open it! It'll blow up! No, I guess not.
The alien's going on a trip? The only difference between this and my book is that it wasn't a beautiful girl who fell from the sky.
In any case, this was a close encounter of the first kind! Ventura.
Ventura.
Space people! Ventura.
Ventura.
Space people! At some point, they had infiltrated us.
The person next to you might be one of them.
Ow! Ow! Yes, that was before I got married.
That hurts, Celty! What are you doing?! Yes, that was before I got married.
Good Yes, that was before I got married.
You're the real Shinra.
It was a beautiful night with many stars in the sky, so we decided to go to the hill.
Jeez You really love these things, It was a beautiful night with many stars in the sky, so we decided to go to the hill.
despite your fear of them.
It was a beautiful night with many stars in the sky, so we decided to go to the hill.
You even recorded that one yesterday.
It was a beautiful night with many stars in the sky, so we decided to go to the hill.
Well, unless you learn about an enemy you fear, It was a beautiful night with many stars in the sky, so we decided to go to the hill.
you won't be able to deal with them when you have to! We sat in the car and stargazed for a while.
When would you have to? We sat in the car and stargazed for a while.
Then, one of the stars looked like it was moving Hey, Transporter.
Then, one of the stars looked like it was moving Got a job for you.
Damn you, Izaya What part of this is simple and safe? What's going on here, Mr.
K? Are you guys double-crossing us? What are you talking about? That's ours.
Boss! Look at that.
Y-You're Shiki-san? It's a real problem now, Mr.
K.
The goods were promised to us.
I'm terribly sorry, but Fucking little Get him! I don't want any trouble, Mr.
Shiki.
We will deal with you.
Thank you.
May I ask what's in it? Something that doesn't exist, just like you.
"Caution - Live" Classification: Squamata Lacertilia Scincidae, the Cape Verde Giant Skink.
"Caution - Live" "Caution - Live" Thought to have gone extinct seventy years ago.
But then they found one.
They're a group of smugglers who specialize in animals.
You can get a high price, especially for things like this.
But Mr.
K betrayed them, and tried to sell it to the Tsunohazu group.
So he made up a plan to draw them out here.
We intended to make a fair trade, though.
But the Tsunohazu group came, as well.
Saved us the trouble.
Did he really misread the word for "live" as "raw"? Truth really is stranger than fiction.
By the way, Mr.
Shiki, about the Tsunohazu group I know.
I won't destroy them.
There may still come a time for me to use them.
Now then What will I use this for? Information broker? You got the money back? Thanks, man! In exchange We don't have classes over summer break.
If you want to, you can avoid each other forever.
So that's why you invited us along today? There'll be a summer next year and the year after, but we may not have the same relationship then.
Even if the summer seems the same, something will have changed.
So I wanted to take an ordinary day, make it a festival with you guys, and create some memories.
Which of you is Shizuo Heiwajima? "A Promise is Worth Its Weight in Gold" You? You're the one who stole our money? What are you talking about? The information broker who recovered our bag told us you did it! Boss, this okay? Die!! I'm scared by how much they trust me.
UFOs! Look, Mikado! Fireworks! I don't think those are fireworks We've got everything needed for a summer festival! I dunno, man The UFOs recovered the ultimate weapon, and the city became peaceful once again.
The people know nothing of the fierce battle that occurred, hidden from their everyday lives.
Gin.
Here you go.
This is And the story ended with a line from a poem: That is to say, God's in His Heaven.
All's right with the world! I'm here, right beside you I'm here soba ni iru kara call me, because I'm here for you call me boku ga iru kara trust me, there's nothing more to fear trust me mou nanimo osorenaide my dear, we're connected my dear mienai ito de trust me, by an invisible thread trust me tsunagatte iru kara You just have to feel this warmth Tada kanjite ite kono nukumori I can hear clearly Chanto kikoete iru The voice in your heart Kimi no kokoro no koe You'll surely find Kawaru koto no nai An unchanging love inside Ai wa kitto koko ni aru You can cry Naite mireba ii You can rely on me Tayotte mireba ii Because I've decided to accept it all Sono subete wo uketomeru to kimeta I'm here, no matter where you are I'm here doko ni itatte call me, we can be one call me hitotsu ni nareru trust me, because these feelings trust me kono omoi Will never fade Mo tokenai kara my dear, the baggage you carry my dear kakaeta nimotsu trust me, you can let it go trust me oroshite mireba ii Yeah, I'm here for you Sou kimi no tame ni boku ga irun da I'm here, right beside you I'm here soba ni iru kara call me, because I'm here for you call me boku ga iru kara trust me, there's nothing more to fear trust me mou nanimo osorenaide my dear, we're connected my dear mienai ito de trust me, by an invisible thread trust me tsunagatte iru kara You just have to feel this warmth Tada kanjite ite kono nukumori This program is a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to people, parties, or situations is purely coincidental
Muimi ja nai ano hikari DURARARA!! Like something out of a novel I wrote.
Psychics and aliens fight a desperate battle, hidden from the public eye.
People will probably laugh and call it nonsense.
But Saburo had his car slammed into, and then he got a ticket Poor guy.
Don't mention it.
There, there A shining flying saucer! It's a UFO! Seriously? Just like I said! They're real! You see that, Miria? "Win" You see that, Miria? It's one of Japan's famous hitodamas! (Floating fireballs) Yeah it's one of Japan's famous hitodamas, Isaac! Sh-Shinra! Big trouble.
They're invading! On that day, fantasy became reality.
HEAVEN'S VENGEANCE 30 MINUTES AGO Leave me alone.
I won't let anyone talk about Gin that way! Now, now.
Calm down.
He called him a bastard and said I should break up with him! I'm gonna make him pay! Get off of me! I'm gonna make him pay! Get off of me! I get it! I get it! Who the hell does he think he is?! I get it! I get it! Who the hell does he think he is?! We can talk about it down at the police box.
We can talk about it down at the police box.
Step on it! Right! Jeez What a crappy day.
Highway 5, Ikebukuro-express way Kumano-chou Junction, is backed up eight kilometers, due to an accident.
I was born in Hanamaki.
I came to Tokyo to be a beauty artist.
But at first, they wouldn't even let me hold a pair of scissors.
Back then, Gin used to come by and ask for a crew cut.
But like that guy said, he's a screw-up.
It's been so hard Here.
Um We found this.
That's his! The main character: a beautiful girl on a bike.
She carries the ultimate weapon, made with alien technology.
Two organizations follow her.
She's in great danger! 1 HOUR AGO "Maid Cafe and Bar" Look that way! I won! Okay, master Put this on-pyon.
Pyon! You look cute.
Mikado, looks good on you.
Okay, I've got it.
I don't know what's in it.
They said it was a severed head or raw meat.
Or something like that.
A severed head? No way.
You need three things at a summer festival: candied apples, fireworks, and cute girls in yukata.
If we get some fireworks in the air, it'll be a festival! Move! Hey, that was dangerous! You okay? The professor stole the ultimate weapon, but he was cornered eventually He entrusts it to the beautiful psychic and dies! That was the novel I wrote.
Ventura.
Ventura.
Space people! Come in, aliens! What kind of sutra is that? It's not a sutra! It's a holy chant to call the space people! Is there a reason we have to carry the red bag on the roof? Otherwise the UFO won't realize it's gone.
There was a special on UFOs just yesterday! Yeah, I saw that.
That was some pretty sad stuff.
The only ones who believe in those things are people like you, who can't tell the difference between fantasy and reality.
It's the Black Rider.
We are chasing him right now.
We are in the vicinity of Gokokuji Yes.
Like the informant said, it's a black motorbike.
Where'd he go? Look! I see.
It looks like we were tricked.
I'll be there right away.
Oh, shit! They're shooting at us! This is Japan, right? It's the MIB! The MIB! If they catch us, they'll erase our memories! What is this? Did God almighty steal my book? Do they have mind-reading devices? What I wrote was being played out right before me! Those bastards! Shit! The cops We're saved.
Your license Just as the information broker said, the Black Rider's got the bag.
Those are smugglers? Follow it! "Truth is stranger than fiction" is a lie.
Truth's ripping off my novel! Can I take this off? No.
No.
If you take it off, what about me? I can't get rid of these! If you guys both look funny, I don't feel so embarrassed.
This is that person's High school students, turned into animals through human experimentation, get caught up in it, as well.
THREE HOURS AGO What?! "Tsunohazu Industries" What?! "Tsunohazu Industries" The money was stolen? Heaven's Vengeance Yeah.
I put it in the bag we planned to use for the trade, and set it down right there.
Who would've done it? The Awakusu? Where'd Ginjiro go? Said he was going to the hospital.
He was really hurt.
What's he doing at a time like this? We need information.
Contact that information broker.
You say it was stolen? I got the goods off the boat and packed it in the package.
You idiot! We want information.
Contact Izaya Orihara now! Masaomi said there was a summer festival today.
He said Ikebukuro has a tradition whereby if the girl wears a yukata, the whole group gets in free.
Now then, want to head to Sunshine? There may be some place like that, somewhere in the world.
I'm going home It's my plan! A pretty girl, with glasses, in a yukata emphasizing her huge breasts can't help but attract attention! Yeah, I'm going home.
"Thank You! Cosplay Festival" "Thank You! Cosplay Festival" You there! You there! You're in luck! Yes? Today, customers visiting with pretty girls cosplaying get free drinks for one person! See? I was right! Not quite all for free, though "Maid Cafe and Bar" "Maid Cafe and Bar" Three people coming in! It's not my fault.
If I don't do this, that monster will kill me.
It's his fault! Why's he here? He wasn't always like this When I met him, he had dreams.
Here you go.
Thank you.
He said he was going to make his fortune here.
I'd just arrived from the countryside, and he seemed so wonderful.
I was a fool.
But he's showy.
He spent money on expensive clothes and watches he couldn't afford, and he turned to gambling to pay his debts.
And then it got worse Tom, I'm leaving.
Right.
Sorry, but we'll be back.
I'll wash this handkerchief and give it back.
You can have it.
Sorry.
Was about to snap.
Weak-ass stories like that, you know SIX HOURS AGO It all started when it came from the sky! SIX HOURS AGO SIX HOURS AGO Mr.
Maruoka? Mr.
Ginjiro Maruoka? I know you're in there! You're no honest citizen.
You should know what's going on here! Hey, Maruoka! Gin, take this! I put some onigiri in it for you.
Hanako Give me a little more time! I'll pay it back! Mr.
Maruoka! Gin! Mr.
Maruoka! Man, you're pretty good looking! You look just like that actor Yuhei Hanejima! You look just like him! No.
I mean, you look much better than that asshole He really shouldn't have said that That was a flying alien! Did you see it? Did you see it? I saw nothing! What's this? That alien dropped it.
It must contain an ultimate weapon intended for the destruction of humanity.
Don't open it! It'll blow up! No, I guess not.
The alien's going on a trip? The only difference between this and my book is that it wasn't a beautiful girl who fell from the sky.
In any case, this was a close encounter of the first kind! Ventura.
Ventura.
Space people! Ventura.
Ventura.
Space people! At some point, they had infiltrated us.
The person next to you might be one of them.
Ow! Ow! Yes, that was before I got married.
That hurts, Celty! What are you doing?! Yes, that was before I got married.
Good Yes, that was before I got married.
You're the real Shinra.
It was a beautiful night with many stars in the sky, so we decided to go to the hill.
Jeez You really love these things, It was a beautiful night with many stars in the sky, so we decided to go to the hill.
despite your fear of them.
It was a beautiful night with many stars in the sky, so we decided to go to the hill.
You even recorded that one yesterday.
It was a beautiful night with many stars in the sky, so we decided to go to the hill.
Well, unless you learn about an enemy you fear, It was a beautiful night with many stars in the sky, so we decided to go to the hill.
you won't be able to deal with them when you have to! We sat in the car and stargazed for a while.
When would you have to? We sat in the car and stargazed for a while.
Then, one of the stars looked like it was moving Hey, Transporter.
Then, one of the stars looked like it was moving Got a job for you.
Damn you, Izaya What part of this is simple and safe? What's going on here, Mr.
K? Are you guys double-crossing us? What are you talking about? That's ours.
Boss! Look at that.
Y-You're Shiki-san? It's a real problem now, Mr.
K.
The goods were promised to us.
I'm terribly sorry, but Fucking little Get him! I don't want any trouble, Mr.
Shiki.
We will deal with you.
Thank you.
May I ask what's in it? Something that doesn't exist, just like you.
"Caution - Live" Classification: Squamata Lacertilia Scincidae, the Cape Verde Giant Skink.
"Caution - Live" "Caution - Live" Thought to have gone extinct seventy years ago.
But then they found one.
They're a group of smugglers who specialize in animals.
You can get a high price, especially for things like this.
But Mr.
K betrayed them, and tried to sell it to the Tsunohazu group.
So he made up a plan to draw them out here.
We intended to make a fair trade, though.
But the Tsunohazu group came, as well.
Saved us the trouble.
Did he really misread the word for "live" as "raw"? Truth really is stranger than fiction.
By the way, Mr.
Shiki, about the Tsunohazu group I know.
I won't destroy them.
There may still come a time for me to use them.
Now then What will I use this for? Information broker? You got the money back? Thanks, man! In exchange We don't have classes over summer break.
If you want to, you can avoid each other forever.
So that's why you invited us along today? There'll be a summer next year and the year after, but we may not have the same relationship then.
Even if the summer seems the same, something will have changed.
So I wanted to take an ordinary day, make it a festival with you guys, and create some memories.
Which of you is Shizuo Heiwajima? "A Promise is Worth Its Weight in Gold" You? You're the one who stole our money? What are you talking about? The information broker who recovered our bag told us you did it! Boss, this okay? Die!! I'm scared by how much they trust me.
UFOs! Look, Mikado! Fireworks! I don't think those are fireworks We've got everything needed for a summer festival! I dunno, man The UFOs recovered the ultimate weapon, and the city became peaceful once again.
The people know nothing of the fierce battle that occurred, hidden from their everyday lives.
Gin.
Here you go.
This is And the story ended with a line from a poem: That is to say, God's in His Heaven.
All's right with the world! I'm here, right beside you I'm here soba ni iru kara call me, because I'm here for you call me boku ga iru kara trust me, there's nothing more to fear trust me mou nanimo osorenaide my dear, we're connected my dear mienai ito de trust me, by an invisible thread trust me tsunagatte iru kara You just have to feel this warmth Tada kanjite ite kono nukumori I can hear clearly Chanto kikoete iru The voice in your heart Kimi no kokoro no koe You'll surely find Kawaru koto no nai An unchanging love inside Ai wa kitto koko ni aru You can cry Naite mireba ii You can rely on me Tayotte mireba ii Because I've decided to accept it all Sono subete wo uketomeru to kimeta I'm here, no matter where you are I'm here doko ni itatte call me, we can be one call me hitotsu ni nareru trust me, because these feelings trust me kono omoi Will never fade Mo tokenai kara my dear, the baggage you carry my dear kakaeta nimotsu trust me, you can let it go trust me oroshite mireba ii Yeah, I'm here for you Sou kimi no tame ni boku ga irun da I'm here, right beside you I'm here soba ni iru kara call me, because I'm here for you call me boku ga iru kara trust me, there's nothing more to fear trust me mou nanimo osorenaide my dear, we're connected my dear mienai ito de trust me, by an invisible thread trust me tsunagatte iru kara You just have to feel this warmth Tada kanjite ite kono nukumori This program is a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to people, parties, or situations is purely coincidental