Ranma 12 s01e122 Episode Script
Episode 122
A handsome stranger attacked the guide at Jusenkyo Cursed Springs stole its guidebook, and came to Japan.
When the boy was born, Happosai bathed him in a cursed spring in which a yeti holding an eel and crane astride an ox drowned.
After transforming into a monster in the rain the boy kidnapped Akane, demanding Happosai in exchange.
What vengeance will he wreak on Happosai? And what of Akane's fate?! A fortress of water? Right.
When he comes to save you, he's finished.
The Girlie Man will fall prey to this water fortress.
Wait for me, Akane! I'm comin' Ranma! Guys! A whole bunch of them? What took so long? Akane! Keep away! It's a trap! What?! Keep away! Scared, Girlie Man? If you don't come, I'll cover this pretty face with pantyhose! - What?! - You'll what?! No doubt you can imagine how terrible a sight that will be.
How inhuman are you?! Is worst humiliation! But maybe it fit Akane.
No-o-o-o-o! Don't do that to Akane! Cover me, instead! Ryoga! Ryoga! Will water do? Ryoga! One down.
You coward--! Come back, you! Where are you, Pantyhose Creep?! Wha--?! Thanks, Mousse! Ranma, I'm the one who'll take you out! Two down.
Mousse! You took the hit for me, man Thanks.
Akane, you here? Shampoo! She came for my sake? Akane, this my chance to kill you.
Shampoo! It's a trap! Too easy.
All that's left is the Girlie Man.
Darn it Underground water runs through this rock like a network.
I'm almost there.
Hang on, Akane! I'm impressed.
You made it up here without getting wet.
As a reward, I won't throw water on you, Girlie Man.
You sure? 'Cause if you don't , you may regret itPantyhose Creep.
Payback for the last time.
Come on up.
This guy's hardcore.
Here I come! S'matter, creep?! Can'tcha find an openin' ! Take THIS!! Careful, now The slightest shock will release underground water.
You--! Dirty coward!! You turned yourself into a girl I don't go easy on girls.
Or on Girlie Men, either! I'm a guy!! Dirty--! The rock's pretty weak.
You can do this, too.
Watch.
Ranma?! If you've hurt Ranma, I'll get you for it.
Hey! Are you listening?! I told you, he's tougher than that.
Worry about yourself instead.
Scorpion! Was that why he threw that rock? Crud! Another round.
There's salvation, even in hell! Now, back to the battle! Where are we, though? Leave it to me! I remember the roads.
"No, you don't!" But I don't remember what that precipice looked like.
Leave that to me.
I saw it with my own eyes.
"No, you didn't!" If we put our heads together We can't lose! Here I come! S'matter, Girlie Man? Can't you come at me?! At this rate, Ranma will lose.
If only there were hot water! Over there! I see it! Huh?! Here I come, Shampoo! Hot water! Ryoga! Be right there, Akane! Oh, rats--! I'm coming, Shampoo! We're over here! Wait for us! I'll put you out of your misery soon, Girlie Man! Crud! Just remember this: Ain't nobody who called me "Girlie Man" and got away with it!! Oops! You fool It's too late! Ranma! Hot water! The hot water! Akane!! Ranma! You okay? Yes Thanks! Lousy jerk He is goin' down! He's gonna die.
Akane, you wait here.
Be careful, Ranma.
I'm a guy again, so I'll wi-- Mousse! Change Shampoo back! Here's some hot water, Shampoo.
Don't waste it! Curse him! He's a monster, but he got to spend several days with Akane.
He'll pay! He humiliate me! Pride of 3,000- year-old Amazon tribe at stake! Shampoo's vengeance is my vengeance! Ain't no other way.
Okay, guys Each for themself.
Let's go! Ranma! He flying at cliff! Is he gonna crash us?! Akane's on that cliff! S-Stop, Pantyhose Creep! Akane, run! Akane! Get away!! Ranma! I'll take care of the monster! Happosai! - Geezer! - Geezer! Get away from Akane! Don't worry! I'll protect her.
Fool! Being with you puts her in worse danger! Make him change direction! One, two--! Yay! It's workin'! Waterfall!! He seems to have gone.
We've got to find Ranma and the others.
The poor things.
They've all become stars in the sky.
Don't kill us off so easy.
Ranma! A cave behind the waterfall! Ingrates! What're you doing? I came to save you! Now tell us.
What'd you do to make the guy so mad? Tell us, Happosai! I didn't do anything to him! You--! Are y' still playing innocent--?! It's true! I'm just what you see, a kindly old man! I should be praised -- not hated! -- for what I did.
Interestin'! And why's that, pray tell? It was right after I gave him his first bath What? You want me to name the baby? Village custom.
Name always given by one who give baby first bath.
Very well.
I shall finish what I've begun.
I, Happosai, shall give you a wonderful name that will make everyone love you.
So I thought with all my might for three days and three nights.
I name this child "Pantyhose Taro"--! - Pa--? - Pa--? - Pa-- - Pan-- Pantyhose Taro? No wonder he hates Happosai.
Well? Impressed?! Why should that impress anybody?! Old Man So you do remember.
When did he? I see.
So that's it.
Without knowin'.
.
.
"PANTYHOSE CREEP! PANTYHOSE CREEP!" I called you, which is why you were after me.
Now I'll call you by your true name - "Pantyhose Taro.
" - Don't you dare! Having a name like that is sure to turn any guy bad.
But it was the nicest name I could think of.
Get real! Why not just go by a name you like? Impossible.
Chinese village custom unbreakable.
Only the one who gave the name can change it.
Don't you like it? Of course not! Change it.
You can do that much, can'tcha? Right! Help him.
Change it now! No! No! It's gotta be "Pantyhose Taro"--! Hey.
You okay? Get up.
Pantyhose Taro? Don't call me that! But that's still better than "Panty Taro.
" For sure! Compared to "Panty Taro," "Pantyhose Taro" rules.
True.
Nice ring to it.
It kinda fits him.
In fact, it's perfect! I'm gonna beat th' heck outta all of you! The ground's already weak from the Happo Fire-Burst! He just not care! Ranma! Rats! You--! Ranma! Hang on, Ranma! Ranma Catch! Thanks! You asked for it, monster! Dive! Dive! If the monster crashes, Ranma will win! Uh-oh.
Just what I wanted.
Take this! "Pantyhose Leg Whip"--! I win.
Pantyho-o-o-se What's the idea? Lemme go! Are we all finally here? Okay, whack the ol' lech all y' want, Pantyhose Taro.
Don't call me that! Yo, Geezer.
You're gonna change my name now.
What's wrong with Pantyhose Taro? Wha-a-at?! Pantyhose Taro-- Don't call me that.
Isn't it great? You're going to get a new name.
Happosai's stubborn, but we worked hard to change his mind.
Here, he's all yours.
Thanks.
We'll probably never meet again.
Farewell! Don't come back! Take care of Happosai! I wonder what name he'll get? It can't be worse than the one he's got now.
"Brassiere Jiro," "Underpants Saburo.
" Don't like them? How about "Loincloth Shiro," "Cockroach Goro"? "Heartburn Rokuro", then! "Undies Shichiro"! "Girdle Hachiro"! "B.
V.
D.
s Kuro"! "Scanties Juro"! "Birthday-Suit Juichiro"!!
When the boy was born, Happosai bathed him in a cursed spring in which a yeti holding an eel and crane astride an ox drowned.
After transforming into a monster in the rain the boy kidnapped Akane, demanding Happosai in exchange.
What vengeance will he wreak on Happosai? And what of Akane's fate?! A fortress of water? Right.
When he comes to save you, he's finished.
The Girlie Man will fall prey to this water fortress.
Wait for me, Akane! I'm comin' Ranma! Guys! A whole bunch of them? What took so long? Akane! Keep away! It's a trap! What?! Keep away! Scared, Girlie Man? If you don't come, I'll cover this pretty face with pantyhose! - What?! - You'll what?! No doubt you can imagine how terrible a sight that will be.
How inhuman are you?! Is worst humiliation! But maybe it fit Akane.
No-o-o-o-o! Don't do that to Akane! Cover me, instead! Ryoga! Ryoga! Will water do? Ryoga! One down.
You coward--! Come back, you! Where are you, Pantyhose Creep?! Wha--?! Thanks, Mousse! Ranma, I'm the one who'll take you out! Two down.
Mousse! You took the hit for me, man Thanks.
Akane, you here? Shampoo! She came for my sake? Akane, this my chance to kill you.
Shampoo! It's a trap! Too easy.
All that's left is the Girlie Man.
Darn it Underground water runs through this rock like a network.
I'm almost there.
Hang on, Akane! I'm impressed.
You made it up here without getting wet.
As a reward, I won't throw water on you, Girlie Man.
You sure? 'Cause if you don't , you may regret itPantyhose Creep.
Payback for the last time.
Come on up.
This guy's hardcore.
Here I come! S'matter, creep?! Can'tcha find an openin' ! Take THIS!! Careful, now The slightest shock will release underground water.
You--! Dirty coward!! You turned yourself into a girl I don't go easy on girls.
Or on Girlie Men, either! I'm a guy!! Dirty--! The rock's pretty weak.
You can do this, too.
Watch.
Ranma?! If you've hurt Ranma, I'll get you for it.
Hey! Are you listening?! I told you, he's tougher than that.
Worry about yourself instead.
Scorpion! Was that why he threw that rock? Crud! Another round.
There's salvation, even in hell! Now, back to the battle! Where are we, though? Leave it to me! I remember the roads.
"No, you don't!" But I don't remember what that precipice looked like.
Leave that to me.
I saw it with my own eyes.
"No, you didn't!" If we put our heads together We can't lose! Here I come! S'matter, Girlie Man? Can't you come at me?! At this rate, Ranma will lose.
If only there were hot water! Over there! I see it! Huh?! Here I come, Shampoo! Hot water! Ryoga! Be right there, Akane! Oh, rats--! I'm coming, Shampoo! We're over here! Wait for us! I'll put you out of your misery soon, Girlie Man! Crud! Just remember this: Ain't nobody who called me "Girlie Man" and got away with it!! Oops! You fool It's too late! Ranma! Hot water! The hot water! Akane!! Ranma! You okay? Yes Thanks! Lousy jerk He is goin' down! He's gonna die.
Akane, you wait here.
Be careful, Ranma.
I'm a guy again, so I'll wi-- Mousse! Change Shampoo back! Here's some hot water, Shampoo.
Don't waste it! Curse him! He's a monster, but he got to spend several days with Akane.
He'll pay! He humiliate me! Pride of 3,000- year-old Amazon tribe at stake! Shampoo's vengeance is my vengeance! Ain't no other way.
Okay, guys Each for themself.
Let's go! Ranma! He flying at cliff! Is he gonna crash us?! Akane's on that cliff! S-Stop, Pantyhose Creep! Akane, run! Akane! Get away!! Ranma! I'll take care of the monster! Happosai! - Geezer! - Geezer! Get away from Akane! Don't worry! I'll protect her.
Fool! Being with you puts her in worse danger! Make him change direction! One, two--! Yay! It's workin'! Waterfall!! He seems to have gone.
We've got to find Ranma and the others.
The poor things.
They've all become stars in the sky.
Don't kill us off so easy.
Ranma! A cave behind the waterfall! Ingrates! What're you doing? I came to save you! Now tell us.
What'd you do to make the guy so mad? Tell us, Happosai! I didn't do anything to him! You--! Are y' still playing innocent--?! It's true! I'm just what you see, a kindly old man! I should be praised -- not hated! -- for what I did.
Interestin'! And why's that, pray tell? It was right after I gave him his first bath What? You want me to name the baby? Village custom.
Name always given by one who give baby first bath.
Very well.
I shall finish what I've begun.
I, Happosai, shall give you a wonderful name that will make everyone love you.
So I thought with all my might for three days and three nights.
I name this child "Pantyhose Taro"--! - Pa--? - Pa--? - Pa-- - Pan-- Pantyhose Taro? No wonder he hates Happosai.
Well? Impressed?! Why should that impress anybody?! Old Man So you do remember.
When did he? I see.
So that's it.
Without knowin'.
.
.
"PANTYHOSE CREEP! PANTYHOSE CREEP!" I called you, which is why you were after me.
Now I'll call you by your true name - "Pantyhose Taro.
" - Don't you dare! Having a name like that is sure to turn any guy bad.
But it was the nicest name I could think of.
Get real! Why not just go by a name you like? Impossible.
Chinese village custom unbreakable.
Only the one who gave the name can change it.
Don't you like it? Of course not! Change it.
You can do that much, can'tcha? Right! Help him.
Change it now! No! No! It's gotta be "Pantyhose Taro"--! Hey.
You okay? Get up.
Pantyhose Taro? Don't call me that! But that's still better than "Panty Taro.
" For sure! Compared to "Panty Taro," "Pantyhose Taro" rules.
True.
Nice ring to it.
It kinda fits him.
In fact, it's perfect! I'm gonna beat th' heck outta all of you! The ground's already weak from the Happo Fire-Burst! He just not care! Ranma! Rats! You--! Ranma! Hang on, Ranma! Ranma Catch! Thanks! You asked for it, monster! Dive! Dive! If the monster crashes, Ranma will win! Uh-oh.
Just what I wanted.
Take this! "Pantyhose Leg Whip"--! I win.
Pantyho-o-o-se What's the idea? Lemme go! Are we all finally here? Okay, whack the ol' lech all y' want, Pantyhose Taro.
Don't call me that! Yo, Geezer.
You're gonna change my name now.
What's wrong with Pantyhose Taro? Wha-a-at?! Pantyhose Taro-- Don't call me that.
Isn't it great? You're going to get a new name.
Happosai's stubborn, but we worked hard to change his mind.
Here, he's all yours.
Thanks.
We'll probably never meet again.
Farewell! Don't come back! Take care of Happosai! I wonder what name he'll get? It can't be worse than the one he's got now.
"Brassiere Jiro," "Underpants Saburo.
" Don't like them? How about "Loincloth Shiro," "Cockroach Goro"? "Heartburn Rokuro", then! "Undies Shichiro"! "Girdle Hachiro"! "B.
V.
D.
s Kuro"! "Scanties Juro"! "Birthday-Suit Juichiro"!!