According To Jim s01e13 Episode Script

MOMMY! MOMMY! HEY, GIRLS.
HELLO, HELLO.
HEY, DID YOU HAVE FUN PLAYING WITH DADDY? YES.
YES.
WHERE IS HE? SLEEPING IN HIS CHAIR.
OH.
HAS DADDY BEEN SLEEPING IN HIS CHAIR THE WHOLE TIME MOMMY WAS GONE? WHY DON'T YOU GIRLS GO PLAY UPSTAIRS FOR A BIT? OKAY.
JIM! WHAT? [LAUGHS.]
WHAT? UH, I-I-I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING FUNNY.
UH, SO HOW DID IT GO WITH THE GIRLS? WITH THE GIRLS? WE HAD, UH -- WE DID LOTS OF STUFF -- FUN STUFF, YOU KNOW.
MM-HMM.
OH! OH, DARN IT.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I FORGOT THE MILK.
HONEY, WOULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND RUN DOWN TO THE STORE REAL QUICK? [SIGHS.]
OKAY.
OH, THANK YOU, HONEY.
YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DON'T YOU STOP BY O'MALLEYS AND HAVE A BEER WITH THE GUYS? I THINK I WILL.
OKAY, GOOD.
MMM.
I DESERVE IT.
AW! OH, YES, YOU DO.
HAH! OH, BABY.
GIRLS, WOULD YOU PLEASE HURRY UP AND FINISH YOUR PANCAKES? WE GOT TO GET RUBY TO SCHOOL.
HONEY, WOULD YOU HELP ME OUT HERE, PLEASE? YEAH, SURE.
OKAY, MY FRIEND, MY YOUNG SON, THAT'S FOR YOU.
GIRLS, FORKS UP! READY? SET FOOD RACE! MMM! WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WHOA, WHOA.
[GASPS.]
I WON! I WON! I FINISHED FIRST! I'M THE KING OF EATING! WHOO! I GOT TO GO TO THE "OFFICE.
" OOH! I'M GONNA TAKE THIS.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
YOU ARE NO LONGER ALLOWED TO EAT IN THE BATHROOM.
YOU GOT JELLY ON THE CURTAINS.
THERE WAS A SPIDER ON THE WINDOWSILL, AND I JUST FORGOT I HAD THE DOUGHNUT, THAT'S ALL.
HEY, SIS.
HEY! YOU GOT A FREE MINUTE? YEAH, JUST BUILD A TIME MACHINE AND GO BACK TO 1991.
GIRLS, WOULD YOU PLEASE GRAB YOUR COATS? OH, GRACIE, I GOT A JOKE FOR YOU.
WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A BROWN COW? CHOCOLATE MILK.
HA HA.
WHERE'S JIM? IN HIS "OFFICE.
" AGAIN? I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE WORK AS MUCH AS THAT GUY.
OH, YEAH, HE'S CONSISTENTLY OUR TOP PRODUCER.
OH, SO, BIG NEWS! YOU KNOW HOW I'VE BEEN LOOKING TO BUY A CONDO? I FOUND ONE! OH, MY GOD! THAT'S GREAT! TWO BEDROOM, TWO BATH, PARKING, BIDET, THE WHOLE NINE YARDS.
THE THING IS, UM [CHUCKLES.]
I DIDN'T EXPECT TO FIND IT SO FAST, AND I'M A LITTLE SHORT ON THE DOWN PAYMENT.
I THOUGHT OF ASKING DANA.
OH, I KNOW.
THERE ARE ALWAYS STRINGS ATTACHED.
YEAH.
IT STARTS WITH ONE SMALL FAVOR, AND NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU'RE PEEING IN A CUP SO HER BOYFRIEND CAN KEEP HIS JOB.
HOW MUCH DO YOU NEED? $1,000.
IF YOU DON'T HAVE IT, I UNDERSTAND.
NO, NO, WE DO HAVE IT.
WE HAVE IT IN OUR ITALY ACCOUNT.
YOUR WHAT? WELL, JIM AND I HAVE BEEN PUTTING AWAY MONEY EVERY WEEK SO WE CAN GO TO ITALY ONE DAY.
HE WANTS TO RUN WITH THE BULLS.
ISN'T THAT SPAIN? YEAH, BUT PLEASE DON'T TELL JIM.
I REALLY WANT TO GO TO ITALY.
UH, CHERYL, I DON'T WANT TO TAKE YOUR ITALY MONEY.
OH, NO, NO, NO.
PLEASE.
YOU CAN HAVE THE MONEY.
THANKS, CHERYL.
THAT'S GREAT! OH, SURE.
YEAH, YOU JUST HAVE TO CLEAR IT WITH JIM.
DAMN! WELL, IT WAS A NICE DREAM.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
HEY, MY NAME'S ON THAT ACCOUNT, TOO, AND I'M SAYING YES.
HE MAY SQUAWK A LITTLE BIT, BUT HE'LL BE FINE.
ARE YOU KIDDING? EVERY TIME I BORROW MONEY FOR BREAKFAST, HE MAKES ME GIVE MY WATCH AS COLLATERAL.
HE'S SUCH A JERK SOMETIMES.
Jim: WHO'S A JERK? UH, THAT WAITER AT APPLEBEE'S.
OH.
YOU MEAN THE GUY THAT WOULDN'T TAKE MY CHILI'S COUPON? HE IS A JERK.
AH, HERE IT IS.
WHAT'S GOING ON? OH, I DON'T KNOW.
I-I WAS JUST THINKING THAT I LOVE YOU.
WHAT?! YOU'RE MY BROTHER-IN-LAW, MY BOSS, MY FRIEND.
I LOVE YOU, MAN.
IS ONE OF US GONNA DIE REAL SOON OR SOMETHING? [CHUCKLING.]
NO.
WELL, THEN GET BACK TO WORK.
I'M JUST SAYING IF YOU WERE STUCK IN SOME, I DON'T KNOW, CANADIAN PRISON, I'D COME AND BUST YOU OUT.
WELL, THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW IN CASE I'M EVER ARRESTED FOR PUNCHING OUT A MOOSE.
AND IF YOU EVER NEEDED MONEY FOR WHATEVER REASON-- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, GIVE ME THE WATCH.
NO, THIS IS BIGGER THAN LUNCH MONEY.
ALL RIGHT, GIVE ME THE BELT, TOO.
I NEED TO BORROW $1,000.
JIM, I-IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME.
[LAUGHS.]
I'D GET IT BACK TO YOU IN, LIKE, A MONTH.
HA HA HA HA! PLEASE, JIM? PLEASE? I KNOW YOU HAVE IT IN THAT ITALY ACCOUNT.
OKAY, FUN'S OVER.
W-WHAT'S GOING ON? NOTHIN'.
NO, YOU WERE LAUGHING, AND THEN I SAID, "ITALY ACCOUNT.
" DON'T EVER SAY "ITALY ACCOUNT.
" ITALY ACCOUNT.
JIM, COME ON.
SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT.
I CAN TELL BECAUSE I'M YOUR MAN BUDDY.
FIRST OF ALL, SAVE THE "MAN BUDDY" FOR THE CANADIAN PRISON.
OKAY? SECOND OF ALL, NEVER CALL ME "MAN BUDDY.
" SORRY.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH THE ITALY MONEY? SPENT IT.
[CHUCKLING.]
OH, MY GOD.
CHERYL'S GONNA KILL YOU.
WELL, SHE WOULD IF SOMEBODY TOLD HER BEFORE I HAD A CHANCE TO REPLACE IT.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE THE ONLY OTHER PERSON THAT KNOWS ABOUT IT.
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? I'M SAYING THAT TOMORROW WE'RE POURING A BASEMENT, AND HAVING YOU IN THERE WOULD SAVE ME ON CEMENT.
[LAUGHING.]
JIM, THAT'S -- THAT'S DISTURBING.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? UH, DOING A CROSSWORD.
YOU WOULDN'T BE LOOKING AT THE LINGERIE ADS, WOULD YOU? YEAH.
HEY, DO YOU THINK ALL THESE GIRLS LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE BIG HOUSE? OH, YEAH.
AND THEY HAVE A BIG TRAMPOLINE IN THEIR LIVING ROOM.
COOL.
OH, HEY, DID YOU TALK TO ANDY TODAY? NO, WHAT DID HE SAY? HE'S A LIAR.
OH, YOU SAID NO TO HIM, DIDN'T YOU? NO, THAT'S NOT THE WAY IT HAPPENED.
WE HAD A LITTLE TALK, AND AFTER THE DISCUSSION, WE DECIDED THAT IT WOULDN'T BE IN HIS BEST INTEREST TO BUY A CONDO RIGHT NOW.
DID YOU THREATEN TO KILL HIM AGAIN? HONEY, WE WERE GOOFIN' AROUND.
THAT'S WHAT GUYS DO.
THEY THREATEN TO KILL EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME.
COME ON.
IT'S FUN.
JIM, I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WOULDN'T LOAN HIM THE MONEY.
WE HAVE IT JUST SITTING THERE IN OUR ITALY ACCOUNT.
CHERYL, YOU AND I MADE AN AGREEMENT.
ANYTHING WE SPEND OVER $100 HAS TO BE OKAYED BY BOTH OF US.
NOW, IF YOU WANT TO GO BACK ON THAT AGREEMENT, FINE.
I DO.
NO, WE'RE NOT GOING BACK ON IT.
CHERYL, THAT MONEY IS FOR US, FOR OUR SPECIAL TIME TOGETHER AS A COUPLE, FOR YOU AND ME, YOU KNOW, EATING PIZZA IN ITS HOMELAND, BEING CHASED BY THE BULLS.
HONEY, I DON'T WANT TO GIVE AWAY THAT DREAM.
WELL, I DON'T WANT TO EITHER, HONEY, BUT ANDY WILL PAY US BACK WAY BEFORE WE EVER TAKE THAT TRIP.
AND WHAT IF HE DOESN'T? WHAT IF HE DOESN'T PAY US BACK? THEN YOU KNOW WHAT? I GET MAD.
THEN YOU TAKE MY SIDE, AND DANA TAKES HIS SIDE, AND THE KIDS START CRYING, AND THE DOG GETS OUT! ALL FOR THE SAKE OF THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAR! THE DOG GETS OUT? CHERYL, LOOK, REMEMBER WE WENT TO YELLOWSTONE PARK, AND THEY HAD THOSE SIGNS-- SAID, "DO NOT FEED THE BEARS"? AND YOU DECIDED IT WAS OKAY TO GIVE THEM CHEWING GUM.
[CHUCKLES.]
WELL, THAT WAS KIND OF FUNNY.
I MEAN, IT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS TALKING IN SLOW MOTION.
ANYWAY, THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
THE POINT IS THE REASON THEY HAVE THAT SIGN IS BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT THE BEARS TO BECOME DEPENDENT.
NOW, IF WE GIVE ANDY THAT $1,000, HE'S GONNA BE ROOTING AROUND OUR GARBAGE, SCARING THE KIDS.
SO, YOUR ANSWER IS "NO," AND THAT'S IT? THAT'S IT.
AUGH! IT'S LIKE TALKING TO A WALL! YOU DIDN'T COMPLAIN WHEN THIS WALL PROTECTED YOU FROM A LARGE BEAR WITH A MOUTHFUL OF BUBBALICIOUS.
MMM.
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MORE TEA? MMM, YES.
IT'S DELICIOUS.
WHAT KIND OF TEA IS IT? BACON.
MMM.
HEY, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? HOW COME ANDY DIDN'T ASK ME FOR THE MONEY? I MEAN, I'M FAMILY.
I MAKE A GOOD LIVING.
DANA, WHENEVER YOU DO SOMEONE A FAVOR, YOU ALWAYS EXPECT SOMETHING BACK IN RETURN.
WELL, THAT'S THE WAY THE WORLD WORKS, CHERYL.
IT'S A COLD, CRUEL PLACE.
IT'S SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST.
YOU GOT TO CLAW YOUR WAY UP TO THE TOP BEFORE THEY STAB YOU IN THE BACK.
[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE.]
AND THERE'S A WHOLE BUNCH OF LOLLIPOPS AND RAINBOWS OUT THERE, TOO! YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S JUST NOT FAIR.
ANDY NEEDS THAT MONEY.
WOULD YOU WATCH THE KIDS FOR ME? WHERE ARE YOU GOING? I'M GONNA GO TO THE BANK AND GET THAT MONEY.
BEHIND JIM'S BACK? UH-HUH.
OH, THIS COULD BE THE BEGINNING OF SOMETHING WONDERFUL OR THE END OF SOMETHING THAT WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE.
I-I-I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
THERE'S GOT TO BE A MISTAKE.
THERE SHOULD BE OVER $1,000 IN THERE.
I MEAN, I NEVER TOUCH THIS ACCOUNT, AND THE ONLY OTHER PERSON AUTHORIZED TO-- HOW MUCH IS LEFT? HOO! WHAT'S WRONG? I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST GOT A CHILL UP MY SPINE.
HEY.
HEY.
OH, CHERYL, THERE IS NOTHING MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN THE SIGHT OF YOU STANDING NEXT TO THAT POT ROAST EXCEPT MAYBE THE SIGHT OF ME EATING THAT POT ROAST.
OH, HONEY, I MISSED YOU, TOO.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT? HMM? TO SHOW YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU, I'M GIVING YOU A SPECIAL PRESENT.
YES! NO, JIM.
NO, NO, NO, NO, JIM.
NO.
ALL RIGHT.
BUT IF YOU WANT ME TO HOLD YOU FOR A MINUTE, THEN IT'S NOT REALLY MY PRESENT.
COME ON! I'M JUST KIDDING.
IT WAS A LITTLE JOKE.
UH-HUH.
A MARRIED COUPLE JOKE.
I KNOW.
WHAT'S MY PRESENT? OKAY, YOU READY? YES.
$6.
49.
IT'S ALL THAT WAS LEFT IN OUR ITALY ACCOUNT.
YOU CLOSED OUR ITALY ACCOUNT?! YOU TOOK THE MONEY, DIDN'T YOU? HMM.
THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE SOMETHING I WOULD DO.
I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO IT.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MONEY, JIM? OKAY, CHERYL, YOU DESERVE AN EXPLANATION.
I HAVE ANOTHER FAMILY.
I HAVE A GAMBLING PROBLEM.
I HAVE ANOTHER FAMILY WITH A GAMBLING PROBLEM.
JIM.
I JUST, YOU KNOW-- [SIGHS.]
I KIND OF SPENT IT ON STUFF, YOU KNOW? THAT'S ALL.
WHAT? YOU KNOW, DRINKS WITH THE GUYS OR BASKETBALL TICKETS, LOTTERY TICKETS, PARKING TICKETS APOLOGY FLOWERS-- A LOT OF APOLOGY FLOWERS.
I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO DISCUSS ALL FINANCIAL DECISIONS TOGETHER.
HONEY, I WAS GONNA REPLACE IT.
I JUST GOT BUSY.
DOING WHAT? YOU KNOW LOVING YOU.
I JUST-- SAVE IT FOR YOUR OTHER FAMILY, JIM.
OKAY, CHERYL, I THINK THIS IS GONNA BE A FIGHT RIGHT NOW.
I SEE A LITTLE KINDA SPARK OF IT.
AND I DON'T THINK I WANT TO BE A PARTICIPANT TO THIS.
WHAT IF I DO WANT TO BE A PARTICIPANT OF THIS? WELL, THEN YOU CAN "PAR" AND "TICIPANT" TOGETHER.
DO NOT WALK AWAY FROM ME! I AM WALKING! [SIGHS ANGRILY.]
WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL! YOU ALMOST GOT AWAY WITH THAT, DIDN'T YOU? WITH WHAT? HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT I TOOK THE MONEY OUT OF THE BANK UNLESS YOU WENT TO THE BANK TO TAKE THE MONEY OUT YOURSELF? I WASN'T GONNA TAKE IT OUT.
THEN WHY DID YOU GO TO THE BANK? WHY DID I GO TO THE BANK? I THINK THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
LET ME REPHRASE IT.
WHY DID YOU GO TO THE BANK? I'LL TELL YOU WHY I WENT TO THE BANK! WHY DID YOU GO TO THE BANK? I WENT TO THE BANK TO TAKE OUT THE MONEY! DAMN! YOU'VE GOTTA TEACH ME HOW TO LIE! I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
YOU'RE NOT MAD AT ME FOR TAKING OUT THE MONEY.
YOU'RE MAD AT ME BECAUSE I GOT TO THE MONEY FIRST.
ALL RIGHT, YES.
YES, I AM.
AND WHY SHOULDN'T I BE? IT WAS MY MONEY, TOO, JIM.
EVERYTHING IN THAT ACCOUNT WAS MONEY I SAVED FROM THE HOUSEHOLD BUDGET.
AND WHERE DID THAT HOUSEHOLD ACCOUNT COME FROM? WHERE? ME.
IT CAME FROM ME.
I'M THE CHIEF.
I'M EL GRANDE BURRITO, EL POCO LOCO.
ME! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? I'M SAYING I MAKE THE MONEY.
I BRING THE MONEY HOME.
IT'S MY MONEY.
I SEE.
[SIGHS.]
YOU KNOW WHAT, THOUGH? YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN'T WAIT FOR? IS YOU AND I IN ITALY LAUGHING ABOUT THIS.
OH, THANK YOU.
CHERYL, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? WELL, JIM, SINCE ALL OF THE MONEY IS YOURS, I HAD TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO MAKE SOME OF MY OWN.
[SIGHS.]
SO YOU'RE SELLING ALL OUR STUFF? NO, MY STUFF.
ALL OF THIS IS STUFF I BOUGHT WITH MY MONEY BEFORE WE EVEN MET.
I OWN IT, NOT YOU--ME.
I THINK YOU'RE OVERREACTING A LITTLE BIT HERE.
I THOUGHT WE SETTLED THIS LAST NIGHT.
WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T KILL ME IN MY SLEEP.
OH, THANK YOU.
OKAY.
OKAY, I GET IT.
I GET IT.
YOU WANT TO FEEL LIKE THIS MONEY IS YOURS.
SO HOW MUCH FOR ALL THIS STUFF? IT'S NOT ABOUT MONEY.
I KNOW THAT.
IT'S ABOUT, YOU KNOW, SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO YOU.
RIGHT? YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
IT'S ABOUT RESPECT.
RESPECT? THERE'S A CURVEBALL.
UM NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST FORGET IT.
I NEED TO GO TAKE CARE OF MY CUSTOMERS.
CHERYL, DID HE REALLY SAY, "I MAKE THE MONEY"? OH, HE DID.
HOW DO YOU KNOW I SAID THAT? CHERYL! HOW MUCH FOR THIS GRAVY BOAT? $10.
I'LL GIVE YOU $20.
OH, GREAT.
LET'S GO GET THE LID.
UH! [SIGHS.]
ANDY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? SHOPPING.
NOW THAT I CAN'T BUY MY CONDO, I FIND I GOT A LITTLE EXTRA CASH LYING AROUND.
ANDY I INSIST THAT YOU TAKE THIS CHECK AND GO BUY YOUR CONDO.
I TOLD YOU ALREADY I DON'T WANT TO BE AT YOUR BECK AND CALL.
OKAY, HERE'S THE DEAL.
YOU NEED $1,000 FOR YOUR CONDO, AND I NEED A LIFT TO THE AIRPORT TOMORROW MORNING.
NOW, YOU KNOW THAT ONE WAY OR ANOTHER YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME A LIFT, SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL TAKE THE CHECK AND GET A CONDO OUT OF IT.
I'LL PICK YOU UP AT 6:00.
MAKE IT 5:00.
BRING COFFEE.
THAT MEANS I HAVE TO GET UP AT 4:00.
I'M ALREADY RUNNING LATE.
OKAY, OKAY.
HAVE YOUR FUN.
SELL YOUR LITTLE BLENDER AND YOUR LITTLE ROLLER SKATES AND THESE SOCKS WITH NO FEET IN THEM.
THEY'RE LEG WARMERS, JIM.
COME ON.
YOU'RE MAKING THAT UP.
Andy: CHERYL, ARE YOU SELLING THIS CHAIR? YEAH, $75 WILL TAKE IT OUT THE DOOR.
HEY, HOLD ON! YOU CAN'T SELL MY CHAIR.
I'LL GIVE YOU $50.
$65.
ACTUALLY, JIM, IT'S MINE.
I HAD IT IN MY APARTMENT BEFORE WE MET, SO I CAN SELL IT IF I WANT TO.
I'LL GIVE YOU $55.
$60.
NO, YOU CAN'T! THIS IS MY CHAIR! I SIT IN THIS CHAIR.
LOOK, LOOK.
RIGHT THERE'S MY ASS GROOVE.
ALL RIGHT, $10.
SOLD.
A PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU.
JIM, WILL YOU GIVE ME A HAND WITH THIS OUT TO THE CAR? UNH-UNH! THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE GETTING THIS CHAIR IS IF YOU CAN PRY IT OUT FROM UNDERNEATH MY COLD, DEAD BUTT! [PLAYING HARMONICA.]
SO, ARE YOU GONNA SIT IN THAT CHAIR FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE? THAT'S MY PLAN.
WHAT ABOUT YOUR JOB? THIS IS MY JOB NOW.
WHO'S GONNA PAY YOU TO SIT, JIM? CHERYL, IF YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH AT SOMETHING, THE MONEY WILL FIND YOU.
HOW COULD YOU SELL MY CHAIR?! WHEN EXACTLY DID IT BECOME YOUR CHAIR? I DON'T KNOW.
WHEN WE GOT MARRIED.
OH, I SEE? SO WHEN WE GOT MARRIED, EVERYTHING THAT WAS MINE AUTOMATICALLY BECAME OURS.
YES! [SIGHS.]
JIM, WHEN WE GOT MARRIED, WE MADE A DEAL.
YOU'D WORK, AND I'D QUIT MY JOB AND RAISE THE KIDS.
YOU WANTED TO DO THAT.
I DID, AND I LOVE IT.
BUT WHAT YOU SAID TO ME LAST NIGHT MADE ME FEEL LIKE I'M SOMEHOW LESS IMPORTANT BECAUSE I DON'T BRING HOME A PAYCHECK.
WHAT I DO IS NOT NOTHING.
I AM TURNING OUT PEOPLE, AND THEY POOP, JIM.
THEY POOP A LOT! OKAY.
MAYBE JUST MAYBE ISHOULDN'T HAVE SAID, YOU KNOW, THAT THING LAST NIGHT.
WHY, BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T MEAN IT, OR BECAUSE IT STARTED A FIGHT? BECAUSE-- WHICH ANSWER WON'T GET US IN ANOTHER FIGHT? YOU KNOW, TECHNICALLY, JIM, YOU WERE RIGHT.
YOU DO MAKE THE MONEY.
THANK YOU.
BUT WE BOTH EARN IT.
ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON.
I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S IMPORTANT TO YOU.
OH, THAT'S NICE.
TELL ME WHAT IT IS.
RESPECT.
E-E-E-E-EQU-- E-E-EQUALITY.
MM-HMM.
POOP.
LOTS OF POOP.
[CHUCKLES.]
I GET IT, HONEY.
CLOSE ENOUGH.
COME HERE.
OH! COME ON, I MISS YOU.
[LAUGHS.]
COME HERE.
[KISS.]
REMEMBER THE TIME WE USED TO SIT IN THIS CHAIR IN YOUR APARTMENT AND WATCH TV AND EAT POPCORN AND LAUGH? OHH.
I NEVER GOT ANY POPCORN, JIM.
YEAH.
YOU KNOW, I REALLY DO WANT TO GO TO ITALY.
WE'RE IN ITALY RIGHT NOW.
WE'RE IN ONE OF THOSE CANOES IN THE CANAL.
* O SOLO MIO * WOW, HONEY, VENICE IS REALLY BEAUTIFUL.
IT IS, ISN'T IT? YEAH.
HEY, HOW YOU DOIN'? FORGET ABOUT IT! [LAUGHS.]
THIS IS MY BABY RIGHT HERE.
HEY, HONEY, LET'S GO TO ONE OF THOSE CAFES IN SAN MARCO SQUARE.
OKAY.
BUT FIRST-- FIRST, WATCH OUT! HERE COMES THE RUNNING OF THE BULLS! HONEY, WE REALLY NEED TO TALK.