Amphibia (2019) s01e13 Episode Script

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Anne! Anne! Anne! An
Anne! Anne! Anne! Look what I found!
- A blue moon shell.
- Looks pretty.
Yup! And you know who's gonna love it?
Ivy! Tomorrow's her birthday.
And this is the perfect gift.
Morning, kids! Time to start the chores.
Whoa! Is that a blue moon shell?
Beautiful!
You know, some frogs
die never having seen one.
Suckers!
Anyway, enough dilly-dallying.
Chore time! Bessie's waste
ain't gonna shovel itself.
Well, don't wanna get this thing dirty.
You're just gonna leave that there?
Someone's gonna steal it.
No, they won't. This is Wartwood, Anne,
not some den of thieves.
You could at least cover
it up or something.
I will do no such thing!
I trust my community.
And frankly, Anne, I pity
you for not trusting yours.
OK, OK. Sheesh.
Kids, get your butts over here!
Coming, Hop Pop.
Glad that's over with.
- Well, I'm scarred for life.
- Yup! But never mind that.
Look! The blue moon shell.
Right where I left it.
Wait. Wait a minute. What?
The shell. The shell's not here.
I've been robbed!
Well, I don't wanna tell you,
"I told you so."
But
Ivy's birthday is tomorrow,
and I've got nothing.
OK, first, calm down.
Second, maybe we can track
this thief down.
Quick. Look for clues.
Well, well, well. What do we have here?
Oh, that's just waxed yarn.
They sell it at the Grub and Go.
Well, then, let's grub and go
there to catch our thief.
Nice.
Finally, hundreds of hours of watching
trash cop shows is gonna pay off.
Cop what?
You know. A cop, po-po,
five-oh, doughnut munchers?
Here.
I don't care what it takes!
Bring him to me, dead or alive!
One knife victim without pants.
We've gotta catch this sicko.
So, you're a marathon runner, eh?
Well, maybe this will jog your memory.
Jelly-stained boxers found
at the scene of the crime.
How'd you get my phone number?
Easy.
I looked up "guilty" in the phone book.
Justice is watching you.
Whoa! I'm into this.
Who wouldn't be?
Now let's go catch that thief.
Ow! Whoops. Why are
we wearing these again?
All the best cops have mustaches.
Now, here's how it's gonna go.
I'm the good cop.
So I'll butter 'em up and make
'em lower their guard.
Then bam-o!
You come in as the bad cop
and get the confession.
Got it.
Hey, buddy. Nice little
place you got here.
Business good? Um, actually
we're having kind of a rough season.
Good, good.
We're here about a shell
that got misplaced.
Recognize any of these?
Huh. Couldn't say. I see a lot of shells.
Psst. Hit him with the "bad cop."
Oh, right.
Your hair looks incredible.
Thanks. I use product.
Sergeant, could I speak
to you for a moment?
Sprig, that wasn't bad cop.
That was sad cop.
You gotta get mad, man!
Yeah, I'm not generally a mad kid, Anne.
You gotta dig deep, dude.
Think about what that thief took from you.
Your shell. Your gift.
Your future with Ivy.
The frog of your dreams!
Yes. Yes, Sprig. Let it flow!
Hey, you little noodle!
This blue shell, you seen it?
Yes! Yes! I remember now!
Out there. Late morning!
Great. Now, who buys this string?
Uh, no one except the baker, really.
The baker, huh? You have a nice day, sir.
Keep the change, kid.
- Actually, you're short.
- Oh, sorry. Sorry.
All right, same drill.
Good cop, bad cop time.
Got it.
Well, howdy there, baker.
Nice pile of bricks you got here.
- Listen I wanted to ask you
- Where's my shell?
Whoa, dude. What are you doing?
Shell? What shell?
This string was found
at the scene of a crime.
And only you use it.
- Talk!
- I wrap my buguettes in that.
So, whoever bought a loaf is a suspect.
I want names, you worm.
Baker's oath. Customer list, confidential.
Your favorite apron, right?
Sure would be a shame
if something happened to it.
No, not my favorite apron.
- Sprig!
- Oh. Here.
There. Now that wasn't so hard, was it?
Oh! My baby! My baby!
- Uh, sorry about that. He's new to this.
- It's OK, baby.
Daddy's here.
So that was a little too much bad cop.
Well, we got results, didn't we?
- Well, yeah. But
- Then let's stop wasting time
and find who stole my shell already!
Actually, there's nothing in here.
Was it you, Stumpy?
Was it you, Croaker?
- Was it you, Toadstool?
- Sir, please help me.
Just let it happen, Toadie.
Dude, there's no one here.
I know! I'm just fired up, Anne.
You were right.
This town is a dirty cesspool of vice.
Disgusting.
Look, I'm glad you're being more cautious.
But I think this whole thing
has gotten a little extreme.
Justice is extreme, Anne!
Besides, we only have
one name left on our list.
Which means we've got our guy.
Gunther? Who's that?
He just moved to Wartwood.
Lives out in the woods.
Seemed nice. A little too nice.
Yeah. Sprig, I don't think
we should Sprig!
Gunther, open up! Sprig!
Come on! Help me break the door down!
Nope.
- Yep!
- No!
Bad frog.
Oh, can I help you, children?
We'll be the ones asking questions.
Hey. We're just a couple of curious kiddos
knocking on doors and saying hello.
- Well, isn't that nice?
- Yeah.
Just wondering, what brings
you here to Wartwood?
Well, I'm from down South.
But I had to leave due
to an unfortunate misunderstanding.
Oh. Was it because you're a criminal?
Excuse me? Don't play dumb with us!
We know that shell's in here somewhere!
Shell?
- Is it here?
- Hey!
Or maybe here?
Stop that!
Where are you hiding it?
Get out of my house!
Uh, Sprig, why is he changing color?
I don't know. The only frogs who can
do that are southern tusk frogs.
But Gunther doesn't have any tusks.
Oh, there they are.
Think we touched a nerve there.
- I kill you!
- Run!
We gotta hide somewhere.
Stumpy! Stumpy! Stumpy! Stumpy!
What do you want?
- We're being chased.
- There's a big monster.
He's gonna kill us!
You think I'm gonna let you in here
after you called me a thief?
Maybe.
- He's crazy. You gotta let us in.
- He's gonna kill us.
- He's after us. You've gotta help.
- Please let us in.
Toadie, buddy.
Anne, I think I did too much bad cop.
You think?
Then maybe it's time
this bad cop goes good.
Oh, that really hurts.
Huh? Gunther, wait.
I shouldn't have accused you like that.
I don't really know you.
And you've never given
me any reason not to trust you.
I guess I just hopped to conclusions.
Hopped.
Yeah. 'Cause I'm a frog.
Well, anyways,
I wanted you to have these.
We ate most of them.
But there's, like, three left.
Thank you, child.
Rage problems. You know how it is.
People misjudge me all the time
since I can turn into a hulking beast.
And it's super annoying, hmm.
Well, hey, I promise
I won't judge you anymore.
Yeah, dude. Sorry about that.
Ooh, chocolate.
Actually, that's licorice.
I hate licorice!
Man, that guy was hard to lose.
I don't believe this.
Went through all that
and we still haven't found the
Shell!
Hey, Sprig. Ivy?
I came by earlier,
but I couldn't find you.
But I did find this sweet blue moon shell.
And you took it?
Yeah. It was a little dirty. But I took
it home and polished it up.
Here's it back.
Uh, thanks.
- Go get her.
- Oh, right.
Happy early birthday, Ivy.
Whoa. Thanks, Sprig. It's beautiful.
But I kinda like it here.
When I see it sparkle, I know
I'm getting close to your place.
Wow!
OK.
Cut it out!
- Well, see you dorks later.
- See you, Ivy!
Well, looks like we found our thief.
Yes, Anne. But she didn't
just steal the shell.
She stole my heart.
Too much?
- Little bit, yeah.
- Got it.
Now, remember, gang.
The mountain pass
will clear up in one week.
Meaning, it's almost time
to leave this valley and find
Anne a way home.
Whoo! Love that!
- Excitement!
- Sights.
And you know the best way
to start a quest?
- Danger?
- Weapons?
Research!
Oh, come on, gang.
We'll never get Anne home
if we get bitten to death
by a venomous snake fly.
Or eaten to death
by a camouflaged sod skink.
Or crushed to death by a sand liger.
OK, OK, OK. Enough death already.
Sheesh. I'm beginning to think
you guys are obsessed.
The town archives?
This place is dustier
than Dusty's dustbin.
Who? Come on. You know Dusty.
Local dust merchant.
Friendly, always smiling, sells dust.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Right.
I get this place. It's like
a library from my world.
Zoo books and manga, here I come!
Enough chatter, you three.
Time to hit the books.
Wait! Wouldn't we be better off
preparing by diving headfirst
into deadly situations?
Huh. Yeah. Maybe Sprig's right, Hop Pop.
Research is overrated.
Overrated, eh?
How's diving into adventure
been working out so far?
No, no, no, no, no!
I can still smell that skunk juice.
Yeah. Fair enough.
- Research it is.
- What?
You're siding with Hop Pop?
This trip is gonna take us
beyond the valley, Sprig.
Who knows what we'll run into out there?
The archives.
This place seems pretty cool to me.
Sure, it seems cool,
until you realize all you do here
is read other people's cool adventures.
OK, enough prattle.
We gotta get a move on before
we're locked in here.
Uh, come again?
The door to this place
is set on a sunlight timer.
It opens when the sun rises
and deadlocks when the sun sets.
That is some steampunky
nonsense right there.
Boring old books smelling
like dumb old words.
Mycroft Newtback, archives founder.
This structure,
originally Newtback's home,
was turned into the public
archives after he died violently
attempting to travel beyond the valley."
- I'm gonna go hit those books.
- Uh, reading time.
Get my hands on those books.
"Only nature facts."
Fair.
Well, now. Hold on.
"Older than the old ways."
Now this I gotta read.
Hot mama.
Hi, Anne. What ya doing?
- Get out of here, man.
- Oh, come on.
- Anne.
- Yeah, Sprig?
Wouldn't it be better if we found
some plants to fight?
Nope. Here, see if you can find a way
to survive a tiger viper attack.
Stupid books. Stupid learning.
Don't they want a real adventure?
Yes!
All right, kids. Time for a lunch break.
I'm actually glad
you suggested this, Hop Pop.
I'm learning a ton about
your terrifying world.
Did you guys know that there are
60 weapons in the Morningstar family?
The door is shut. That's not right.
The lens is missing!
What? Who would trap us in here?
Maybe somebody
is trying to prepare us
by forcing us to dive in.
Me! I did it.
Dude, have you lost your frog marbles?
Put that piece back!
Guys, reading these moldy, old books
ain't gonna prepare us for squat.
What we need is a daring escape
from an old, underground library!
What we need is you putting
that piece back.
Yeah. Hand it over.
Fine. Party poopers.
Uh, mmm. I know I have it, somewhere.
Well, that's not good.
Sprig!
Uh, maybe I can fix it.
Aha! Good as new!
- Dude!
- Ah, come on!
- Seriously?
- All of you, stop!
Yelling at each other
ain't fixing any of this.
So, what do we do?
Well, we wait for someone
to visit the archives.
Oh, OK.
Well, when was the last time
someone came down here?
Well, I checked the logs,
and it says three years ago.
Help! Get us out of here!
Help! Get us out of here! Help! Help!
Enough of this negativity!
Come on, guys.
This is our call to frog-venture
right here.
Did you forget who we are?
This gang has been through a lot.
And we're gonna make it through this too!
I mean, we better. 'Cause if we don't,
we'll be trapped here for weeks.
No food, no water
until they find our dehydrated,
mummified bodies clawing at the door.
Yeah, I probably could have ended
that speech earlier.
Let's just find a way out.
That's the spirit!
Hey, I should have thought of this sooner.
Holy smokes!
So
Not good.
Why did they have to put the door
on a stupid sunlight timer?
That's it! Light timer.
Timer, sunlight, light, skylight!
I bet we can get out through the skylight!
Yeah! That's a great idea, Anne.
You're almost there! Don't fall!
I won't catch you!
It's totally OK. You're a baby!
Almost got it!
Yes!
Oh, yeah. No. Definitely
can't fit through, though.
Hey, I see Bessie.
Bessie! Bessie, hey girl!
Bessie, get help!
Get help! Come on, girl!
No!
No. No, Bessie. Get No!
Oh, come on. Never mind.
Good news, guys. I can see
the road from here.
One of you can go for help!
All right!
See guys? How do you feel
about diving in now?
Now, I suppose, if I'm honest,
I do feel somewhat of a rush.
- We can do anything!
- Um, guys?
I'm stuck!
What?
I'm seriously stuck!
Do something!
I got this! Whoa!
Whoa! Abandon ship! Whoa!
Uh, what just happened?
Uh, nothing. Everything's fine.
Sprig?
OK. The books fell, and you're stuck
and blocking our only way out.
- What?
- Don't worry.
We'll rebuild the tower
of books and get you down.
What's that sound?
Uh, it's cicadas coming out to graze.
Which is totally fine.
If you just stay super quiet,
they should go away.
Oh, cicadas, like little cute cicadas?
Or like Oh, my God! That's huge!
No!
Too late.
I'm not food! I'm not food! I'm not food!
Get me the heck out of here!
Hang in there, Anne!
I can't believe this.
I tried to do things the right way!
And now I'm gonna die stuck in this
stupid hole and I'll never get back home!
That's it!
This building used to be someone's home,
which means, there was a bathroom.
Ah, good thinking, Sprig.
Bathroom? Now? Can't you just hold it?
There was a bathroom.
That also means there were
Pipes!
Aha! Here it is!
- The blueprints!
- And look here.
This is where the bathroom
used to be, behind that bookcase.
We just need to break it down!
- War cry!
- Yes!
Don't worry, Anne! I'm on my way!
Sprig! Hurry up and help me!
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Yahoo!
Sprig? Wait. How did you get out?
I don't wanna talk about it.
Yeah!
Whoo-hoo!
See you later, cicadas!
Thanks, Sprig. That was a close one.
I'm just glad you're OK.
- Yeah, so am I.
- Me too.
We couldn't wait.
So we took the pipes too.
I seen things.
So we did it!
We dove into another
adventure and escaped!
I told you it would work.
We didn't dive in. You pushed us.
- Yeah, but
- No, Sprig. Listen.
This trip out of the valley,
it's more than just another adventure.
It's my chance to get home.
I can't mess this up.
So if that means doing
a few things I don't like
to help me get ready, well, then
Then that's what we'll do, together.
Oh. Thanks, buddy.
We're OK! We landed on books.
Knowledge hurts.